Stand up comedy. MATAAN Seattle 2019
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From hargeisa mataan waa so funny wlahay dhiiri galin ayuu u bahan yahay
Meshaa waxa fadhiyo laba naagod oo serious maqoslayan ma hada ila aragti liketa ha igala baqeylin
waxaan u maleynayaa iney yihiin dhagool cml
VideOGa Waa LazOo
JarJaraY MaaMOYinka
Ka DHaMaaDaH ....
Mar QUDpaD CaaDi zOCOTaY
AMa InTUuzan STaGeka zOo FUuLin MaTaaN aYaa La DUupaY UMaLYnaaH ...
Hassan Adow 🤣🤣🤣🤣niinka sheekadisa kuma socoota islamaaha
Hassan Adow sxb af adkidaa?
Maa iska dhahdid labo dumar ama labo hooyo..sxb kaleexo hooyooyinka fadlan.
Waa true story 😂😂😂😂
😂😂Waa nin Qalbi xaaran siduu u kaftamayaa ka garan kkkk best somali comedian
There r two hooyo who are not in the house mean if u agree
Mataan oo kale ayey soomaali u baahan tahay alayaa cizak kaniiniga qosolka sadaqo u niyeyso waa daawo hadalkaaga lol waa qeyb caafimaadka ka mid ah oo la barto in qofka consultaion oo wadahafal ah sameeyo viva mataan
Murursade waa la galay ilaa dayniile ordayeen kulahaaa😂😂😂
Mataan dhul murusade dayniile iyo ceelbuur ayu qaxooti ka ahaa
👏🏾👏🏾✅Xirta sheikh mohamed farah Waa lagu yaqaana 😂
Mataan waa nin aan taageero noolow adr
Bro I saw you the other day I didn't want to make you a make me a joke about me I stay away from me the ATM was not working use out of ATM at the bank I know it was me shout out to you you're the best
Imisa qof aya matan joga in uu dadka daweyo yaa igu raacsan
Malayin qof ayu kaqosliya wllhia
Illahow cimri dheer iyo caafimad sii abahen matan amin #LIKE plz ciid mubarag all muslim
I think these two hooyo at 4:23 came to the show by force.
Abdirahman Hashi hahaha good one
Somaliga fahmimayaan
The dont get the jokes...
No. Look around them no one is laughing in that scene, and they just repeated that scene multiple times
@@muhammadal-afazy9588 I agree with you bro, he's little dumbass..!!
Mataan legend 😂😂😂😂😂
Mataan is comodey
Xariifka garka leh ee sunada ka muuqato waaba xanaaqsan yahay ma qoslaayo 😂😂😂
Kaas cabuus weye bal mesha muxu kaso donay
Wanba kayabay mataan ayey is dagashan yihin filaa
@@filsanxadroxadro5938 Macquul
Waa arkay kaligeyaa u maleynaayay,oo waxaan isdhahayay goormuu feertami doonaa
abdullahi elmi malayaabtay
Kheyr Allaha ku siiyo mr mataan Amiin
kheyr noocee?
Wiil ay hooyadaa iyo aabahaa dhaleen aan ahayn walaalkaa iyo walaashaa toona ?
Waa ilmahayar ee dhiciska ah
Abdi hakim Mohamed mala huba dhicis ilmo Mahe
Hakiim Furre aba hakan dhugdhugle 🙏
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Mataan waamahadsanyahay waanagaqosliyey
Stand up mataan tru story hhhh wa ku tager sanahay 🤗🤗
ninkaani wuxuu soomaalida kaga qoslinaya qabiillo waana waxa ay rabaan waa dad been ku nool.
Maxaa ujarjarten marka jarmajo lagalayo Seattle waxan kunacay cuqdada waa dad wadaxanaqsan
He always says "true story waaye" lol.
what comes around Couse around .✌✌
What comes around goes around
Matan legend
Mataan kelmeda qaraabada wuxu kawadaa qabiilka
The older ladies with jilbaab aren't laughing' they stoned faced.
She hit a big joint
The editor used the wrong clips for B-rolls. Soomaalida sida wax loo edit gareeyo ma yaqaanaan.
Marki la kaftamaayo waa la qoslaa
Markii lees wacdihaayo waa la qushuucaa.
Hadiis isku qasto adaa qassan nooh.
Qaras bixis aa u baahan tahay.
Qarastana: ama iskubuuq buufis waaye
Ama shaydaanimo la yiraa hajixinjixin ( calool adeega)
True story 🤣🤣 wonderful nickname go ahead🤙
The city of all depresions is seattle
Mr True Story is a great comedian and the only improvement would be a having a good video editor because the scenes in this video are too repetitive.
Xarifka baba suufi camera da lagu qabtay ya ila arkay
True story
2019 mataan waa duqoobay runtii
hhhh ninkaan qiso cajiiba ayaan maanta kafaaiiday hore usoco zxb
Dispatch anaa isku arkey..hhhh
Mataan Reer Seattle Stresska ku badan waxan arka Qaar badan oo Qosleynin Waxa ka hadleysa xalad ka adag aa ka jirta
If you are watching now you are legend
magacyo xumaa, aashito, sulub, Amigo, MJ, vitamin, acuudu bilah.
12:00 PM Markaan Jamacada Ka Imaado Lee Ku Fiirsanaaa Qosol Miiranaaa ba Tahay Wlhi 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 habro meesha fadhiyaan af somali ma yaqaaniin miyaa ama wey xanaagsanyihiin
Muuris walaahi waa fuuray qosol labadaas naagood askarti siyaad bare ayey katirsanaan jireen ar qabiidsanaa yaahu
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
War hablaha camerada hal la duubay ayaa lagu soo celcelinayaa xili qosol socdana kuma soo aadin clipkooda.
@@Sayidka_Exchange bravo reer magaal aa thy, kuwaan mafahansano
ANAS WAA ANIGA KKKK
True story 😂
Kkkkkkk
Mr True story 😍
Murusade waa la galay😂😂
Mataan xaqiiqdi waa icajabiyay waxaa rabaa inaan laxidhiidho hadaad haleeshaan ninkaas ilaxidhiidhsiiya saxiibayaal thanks
wan tageraa sheekoyinkada adeer wad kumahdsanty sida qalbiga ufuruntahy
Reer Dayniile waa dadka Soomaali u ilbaxsan, 1971 waxay lahaayeen guryo , albaabkooda lagu furo remote control, kkkkk xitaa Diyaad Barre ma lahayn, guriga XIIREEY QAASIM , waxay lahaay guryo dhexdooda lagu ciyaaro teniska dheer, MAXAMED FAARAX JIIS
Ananah waxaan arkaa laba nin oo cadhaysan iyo mid not gadhah
Hhhh funny man
Scw
Eid wangsn
Maashaa Allah maashaa Allah
CORRECTION!!
What goes around comes around
mataan shactirole ugu weyn som caadi maahi mtn guuuuiiil
isba saas dhahay maxaad saxay wlll
Maya walal asaga wuu isdawamari lee....
Khatar waaye ninkaan ❤❤❤
Day care kii Awoowe..starbuchs..
Kkkk
We love true story
Mataaan macalinkaagii shactiir ma noolyahay? Ina hooyo markaa dhahday kulciin iyo barxadii na soo xasuusiyey. Axmed wali angelo wabdul carabeey golden iyo akhsyaar kaloo badan. Any way wagii sacuudiga lagaa so tarxiilay ee ziko so fiirsatay ka sheekee 😊
Labada hooyo hada ka hor mataana galay. Waxeey sugaayen inuu galo maamoyinka waxuu dhahay markeey tukanaayan waa suuronayaan. Mataan hooyoyinka xadiith usheeg ha ku duceeyane
فقد ثبت عن النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم أنه قال: ويل للذي يحدث بالحديث ليضحك به القوم فيكذب، ويل له ويل له، أخرجه أحمد وأبو داود والنسائي عن معاوية بن حيدة. قال ابن حجر: إسناده قوي وحسنه الألباني
Halaga baa usugnaaday qofkii bena kushekeyo siduu ugu qoslinlaha dadka
Sidee ku hubisey inuu been sheegayo.
Hadalkaaga u fiirso
Mataan soow cali hiiraan uma eka?
Inyee fiirinaysay
Ha sifican
Warerka Xaaji Musical haa
Ma ila aragren gabdha xijabka xidhan maba qoslayse waxba kutaagan
Clipkaas waa lagu soo celcelinaya
Walal
Waa hooyo gabadh maha wll
😂😂😂waxbaa ku taagan kulahaaa
Haduu ku taaganyahay maxaa meesha keenay
True story kkk
ISLAM prohibits sinful speech that intends to cause harm to other human beings. It also prohibits excessive laughter or extreme humor.
People in general do not think twice about what they are saying; they forget that every word they utter is being recorded and will have to be accounted for on the Last Day.
This attitude is the opposite of that required of a believer, which is described in the following Hadith:
The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: “Whoever believes in Allah and the last day should either speak what is good or remain silent.” (Sahih Bukhari)
There are many forms of sinful speech, the most common of which is gossip. Gossip can be of two types: Backbiting, which means to talk negatively about a person who is absent, even if what is being discussed is true.
The second type is slandering, which means lying while speaking negatively about others. This category includes suspicion without evidence, mockery and looking for faults in others
Walo yaalo Ninkaas In la ii xiriiriyo Ayaa Jirta
The of all depresion is Seattle, maalintaan ka guurey ayaa qosol iigu horeysey UF
Abdinasser omar walaal xagee u guurtay aniga ayaa degan seattle gobolka fiican aad u guyrtay noo sheeg adoo mahadsan aan anaga faraxnee
Suuban Abdi Fresco, CA ina adeer
@@afhayeenkademoqraadiyadapu2639 thanks walaal laakiin dadka badankooda waxay dhahaan waxba isma dhaamaan seattle &CA waxaa ka fiican ayay dhahaan east like Newyork reer guuraa weeye soomalida walaal laakiin seattle guryaha waa qaali shaqo saas u badan malahan
😂 mataan waa oday daacada oo ree magaala.
Ilaa Deyniile waa ordaayeen kulahaa 😂😂😂
Malaayacnigan mxy ka dhagaystan
😂😂😂😂😂caadi mhan mataan
Msha allah
soo booqo Channelkan waxaad ka heli kartaa talaabooyin caafimaad oo naftaada wax ku soo kordhiya. mahadsanid.
Mataaan laandheere iga dheh
Team true story
Naagaha jalbaabada khabo oo nimanka dhaxfadhiyo aankayaabanahay kaaga darane gafuur kee taagaayan
Mj.inthe house
Islaantastaas fikirasa
Mom iska qosol dheh aduunku wu koobanyhy
DUNIDA
Maxaa fariisiyey hadee qosleenin waa reebadiye
Mataan odey soomaliyeed
Aloore dumarka dhabanka haysta ma sistarays ba haya
Islanta gacantun madaxa ku haysa waysoo qaldantay
Qofkii qosli wayey wuu xanunsanyhy hhhhhh
Asc wll
True love hhhhh
matan sxp runti ad ayan ugahelay ruwayadahada
m istaambo
Maamooyinka qosol maleh maxaa waaye
Wey xishoonayaan midia
Waa yaabanahay waxaa si ka ah
Yaa qosol u ogol hee ragga wawyn le qosli karaan
Mattaan ur so funny 😆
Habrahaa maxaa soo waalay
Mantaan walahi qosop miraan ala berka
Xamar waa magalo 👍👌🥰
Mataan waa taageersanahay ee no kiisa ama emailkiisa ii sheego. Sheeko ayan u haayaa 😁
Dadkan wa dad stressed ah kuli wada depression wax qoslayo male
Naaguhu maxay LA dudayaaan
Kkkkk wa true story kkkkkkkk
yaaqay mantanow nagadhaaf bahasha wakabadisaye😂
Mashaaa allah
#mataan
“40 qof hada kaqolisiisid naarta galee” 😂
Savage 😂😂 Source La Imaaw ?
Kkkkklkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ladabad nagood oo qalbi xun baa daawanaya meesha
😆😆😆💯😆
Waaw Somalida qosalkiba inuu ka guray baan modayaye, Sawdigan xasusiyay in La qosli jiray 😁 alaylahe
Qolyaha gar dheerka u eg e meesha jooga qosol in lo qoro bey u baahan yihiin
abc cba gardheere ma waxaad ula jeedaa sunada yaan la raacin waryaa hooy waa ceed in laisku caayo diinta isku xishoo
Kkk Garaadkii Laxda
Matan cadi mahan nolow wll