COOKING w/ Kali Muscle - HYPHY CHILI {4,000 Calories} | Kali Muscle

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  • @fpstina
    @fpstina 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    entertainment value 10/10... nutritional value... questionable

    • @0Vankata0
      @0Vankata0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +fpstina hahaha best comment here

    • @legendsofuranus7213
      @legendsofuranus7213 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +fpstina he is pretty stupid

    • @tomelliott9
      @tomelliott9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +fpstina This sums up his whole channel, entertaining as fuck, but take all advice with a pinch of salt, especially since some of it's satire.

    • @rodrigomillan3861
      @rodrigomillan3861 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +fpstina I laughed so hard, this dude's happiness is contagious!

    • @kaganturktur2
      @kaganturktur2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +fpstina hyphy question

  • @jackdaniel1848
    @jackdaniel1848 8 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I can't believe I sit through every single one of these cooking with Kali videos. Wtf am I doing with my life

    • @anthonyderosa7730
      @anthonyderosa7730 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      same dont think ur the only one. and you know what's even worse? I've made two of them. and wait it gets even worse. they're really fucking good. it's pathetic

    • @dfghbvhhtvhygb937
      @dfghbvhhtvhygb937 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Anthony Derosa good luck with your diabetes or your pancreatitis

    • @anthonyderosa7730
      @anthonyderosa7730 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dfghb Vhhtvhygb lmfao

    • @iXperienceIII
      @iXperienceIII 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Man I'm fat asf and I love watching these. I don't make them cause I don't want to die, but still 💀💀

    • @jackdaniel1848
      @jackdaniel1848 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm a skinny diabetic and I honestly wish I could at least SAMPLE some of this garbage without going into a coma and waking up blind, lol.

  • @Pickorita
    @Pickorita 9 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Best natural cooking show. Bap bap!

  • @plsdontsue555
    @plsdontsue555 8 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    legend has it his cat benches 300

  • @btbking
    @btbking 8 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This recipe gave me explosive diarrhea at the gym, it happened when I was squatting. The only thing getting swole with this is my large intestine with liquid shit.

    • @706pee
      @706pee 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vardis Damn lolol..........

    • @Ragg32
      @Ragg32 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jaynunez9535
      @jaynunez9535 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @orangecomit
      @orangecomit 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmaaaaaoooooo

    • @orangecomit
      @orangecomit 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Beast King your stomach needs to get used to it

  • @khalidemadi8087
    @khalidemadi8087 9 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Kali Mussel is my favorite natural clam seafood

    • @Godblesseveryone4
      @Godblesseveryone4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Khalid Emadi You got anything else you BITCH ASS FOLLOWER! Make your own shit instead of copycat others fat nigga bitch !!

    • @Godblesseveryone4
      @Godblesseveryone4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Muzzy Pro Hater of a follower like you ! HAHA you weak bitches have nothng of your own !

    • @SKgyebaek
      @SKgyebaek 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Khalid Emadi
      oh keep this dry shit to rich piana videos.
      this shit is so old

    • @khalidemadi8087
      @khalidemadi8087 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Joe marine I am actually muslim and i follow the islamic lunar calendar in which we live in the year 1436 right now, so actually "this shit" is 600 years ahead of its time not old.

    • @SKgyebaek
      @SKgyebaek 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Khalid Emadi
      i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about
      gtfo

  • @kyleflicker
    @kyleflicker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    I have been eating your HYPHY meals for a few weeks and now I have diabetes

    • @a1duzit
      @a1duzit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      awe shut the hell up. nobody told you to eat them. even if you did its your fault

    • @DanyalRashid99
      @DanyalRashid99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +a1duzit He was joking dumbass

    • @GeoJad
      @GeoJad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u got rekt

    • @leonardwong6514
      @leonardwong6514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i got heart failure from these meals

    • @alex0424619
      @alex0424619 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this made me laugh😂 hope it's a joke lmfao

  • @MaxDangs
    @MaxDangs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Posting from hospital, after I tried this I got dehydrated from having diarrhea for a month straight

  • @rebelsayin1547
    @rebelsayin1547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    this mans arms look like spongebobs from that episode with the inflatable arms

    • @065moe
      @065moe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      REBEL Sayin 🤣🤣

  • @keyboardwarriorofjustice6268
    @keyboardwarriorofjustice6268 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I honestly ate this every day for 2 weeks and I gained nearly 3kg. (I have a high metabolism) So yeah good stuff! tastes good as well! (btw I also add a little of cheese to increase the calorie count)

    • @YamYam419
      @YamYam419 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keyboard Warrior Of Justice word 🤔

  • @bobbyb608
    @bobbyb608 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I think he just grabs random shit from his pantry and starts the camera

    • @XQCentral
      @XQCentral 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea ,most likely haha

    • @robertchambers369
      @robertchambers369 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ghuss Ws ThAnk you. Some people always gotta be negative.

    • @majic7071
      @majic7071 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Robert Chambers you got it...

    • @SoCalboy530
      @SoCalboy530 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its spreads. same stuff people do in prison.

    • @marinabenesoso8356
      @marinabenesoso8356 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty much as long as the caloric intake doesn't change im guessing you can do it with random shit lmao

  • @QuangTran.
    @QuangTran. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Not going to lie. This looks awesome!

    • @QuangTran.
      @QuangTran. 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha Ayy! Jordan J. Thomas

    • @rockstrr9619
      @rockstrr9619 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im scrolling to see if anyone tried it, cause I'm tempted

    • @A_S996
      @A_S996 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vincent Garza You say it like you're any bigger than him

    • @kelbyhawdawg
      @kelbyhawdawg 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +OhMyGAWD *Swag* ayee some of that stuff be good i tried some before💯💯

    • @rockstrr9619
      @rockstrr9619 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** black genetics of peace #noracist

  • @ForeverwolfFitness
    @ForeverwolfFitness 9 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    People give you shit Kali, but you crack me up. I'd love to hang out with you for a day. You don't seem fake or putting on an act. You real.

    • @BodiesbyAng
      @BodiesbyAng 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol is that a joke?

    • @kadrianjackson445
      @kadrianjackson445 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Angelo Delavinias yeah 😂

    • @ForeverwolfFitness
      @ForeverwolfFitness 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Angelo Delavinias no. I'd love to spend a day hanging out with him. Wouldn't you?

    • @GornubiusFlux
      @GornubiusFlux 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Foreverwolf Fitness You're funny.

    • @SeviRosis
      @SeviRosis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      foreverwolf fetish: hey kali whats up man wanna hang out at the gym later?
      kali: bap.
      foreverwolf fettuccine: ha kali stop playin man lets go get swole.
      kali: gains. gains. gains.
      foreverwolf fettywap: alright i get it man forreal. chipotle?
      kali: pruv em wrong.
      forevergolf fetacheese: kali pls stahp.
      kali: reps.
      foreveradolf fetchthejews: pls kali dont fuk me pls.
      kali: u READY FOR SUM HYPHY MUD?!?!?
      foreverwolf fit4less: RICH HELP ME!!!!
      rich p1ano: does your dick hang lower than your balls?
      foreverwolf shitness: CMON RICH DONT DO THIS TO ME YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE NATTY!
      rich p1ano: im sorry man but you are not a true 5%er. i can not help someone unless their dick hangs lower than their balls and ejaculate ben & jerry's ice cream.
      infinitewolf fitn3ss: VEGAN GAINS HELP ME!
      Vegan Gains: You are not vegan.
      foreverwelfare priceless: BUT I DON'T EAT FUCKING MEAT!
      Vegan Gains: but you about to get some right now.
      kali: 👦🏿 you gon get sum testosterone for dat bitch ass of yours, tampon boy

  • @major_marcisgamer569
    @major_marcisgamer569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "can't go in the sto, scared of tha fire"😂😂😂😂😂💀💀 I love these videos bruh😂

  • @DJNotNice145
    @DJNotNice145 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I use pure water so I don't get cancer"
    *microwaves it in plastic*

  • @lavarball1241
    @lavarball1241 9 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I think I realised why he breathes like a man going scuba diving

    • @geekaleek
      @geekaleek 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jack Caddaye Deviated Septum?

    • @epicmoose3220
      @epicmoose3220 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Because its not fucking natural to be that huge and the body struggles to provide it with oxygen?

    • @lavarball1241
      @lavarball1241 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +geekaleek Na, look every time he finishes his sentence he breathes through his mouth and inhales 3 oxygen tanks at once yes I said at once

    • @APerson-zf3rz
      @APerson-zf3rz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tren effects your lungs in an adverse way

    • @redclown1
      @redclown1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jack Caddaye This is the funniest shit I have read in a month

  • @prolifikwuhn
    @prolifikwuhn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Lol Kali is eating like he's till in prison lol

    • @lildrummerboy61
      @lildrummerboy61 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 I'm saying bro

    • @PAIDJUUG
      @PAIDJUUG 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂💯

    • @galvanizedcorpse
      @galvanizedcorpse 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Prolifik Wuhn "represent your shit homeboy" Nate Diaz

    • @vktesla
      @vktesla 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Prolifik Wuhn bet he throws that shit out rght after the videos done

    • @prolifikwuhn
      @prolifikwuhn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      can man tell me how living with high blood pressure is going ?

  • @kristianspot2683
    @kristianspot2683 9 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Kali Muscle is my favorite natural bodybuilder.

    • @LetThereBeLightxx
      @LetThereBeLightxx 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      extreme creativity there fella

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brave SVK THAT COMMENT IS MY FAVE NON ORIGINAL COMMENT ........ NIGGA

    • @rjadragel
      @rjadragel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Brave SVK lol did u just say kali is natural. men, you're a fool.

    • @stevenmayoral429
      @stevenmayoral429 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      natural mean you dont use powders and that other shit natural is just you and weights

    • @LetThereBeLightxx
      @LetThereBeLightxx 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ryan legarda man* 😊

  • @mac212
    @mac212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    1600 bop bop 1200 bop bop

    • @ogswasey
      @ogswasey 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahaha 😂😂😂

    • @ADSplay101
      @ADSplay101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can I get that on a shirt?

    • @criticzlondon
      @criticzlondon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lеarn Hоw То Lоsее Bеllу Fаt 2 - 4 Inchеs Within 10 Days! And Hооw То Looоsе Wеight 7 - 12 Pоunds in 7 Dауs Fоr Wоmеn.>> twitter.com/f98dab5aa6ad0c637/status/788632172043366400 CОOККККING w Каli Мusсlе HYPHY CHILI 4 000 Calories

    • @alexsalinas1166
      @alexsalinas1166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max

  • @jeremymurrieta6192
    @jeremymurrieta6192 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    😂😂 " aye get back little kitty "😂😂

  • @HamMax444
    @HamMax444 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how supportive Kali's wife is to his lifestyle.. Good women are hard to find!!

  • @xniic3viipz
    @xniic3viipz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That's one *CHEAP* good high sodium meal by my favorite cook Kali Muscle Copperfield, *BA-BAP. YA HEAR ME*?
    Looking forward to a 50,000 Calories HYPHY Oreo Strawberry Cream for 1 mothafuckin' Dollar.

  • @strengthoversize
    @strengthoversize 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    So I pretty eat this meal once a day and I'll end up looking like Kali by Christmas time. I'm down.

    • @michael42prime15
      @michael42prime15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Strength over size, don't forget that ;)

    • @strengthoversize
      @strengthoversize 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Michael42 Prime Bro with all that size, I'll be the strongest mofo on the block!

    • @strengthoversize
      @strengthoversize 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vegan Stains Lool some vegan carbs bruh?

    • @strengthoversize
      @strengthoversize 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vegan Stains Nahhh I'm about to go have some cow milk with that cereal!

    • @lololololololol444
      @lololololololol444 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +strengthOVERsize don't forget about the steroids

  • @savagescorpiotho4910
    @savagescorpiotho4910 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Bag of fritos for $1...Where you shopping at Kali?

    • @Slickkricckk
      @Slickkricckk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @5hotdude
      @5hotdude 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      some hidden dollar store that we haven't found yet

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can't eat as much as him... He is ripped. You are getting ripped, so eat half

  • @dr6770
    @dr6770 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Does this man even know what he is talking about when he says "It evens out the calories" Like WTF does that mean?! lmao

    • @justapotatogaming677
      @justapotatogaming677 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Look at him. I think he knows what he's talking about..

    • @nepnuv
      @nepnuv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he means it evens the number to 4000

    • @TokesDaLocs
      @TokesDaLocs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dumbass stfu

    • @pacrat885
      @pacrat885 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You sure he's the stupid one my friend?

    • @deviousmonke
      @deviousmonke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drew R he means it makes going to take it to an even 4,000 calories

  • @MisfitManiacJoe
    @MisfitManiacJoe 9 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Do we BAP BAP a gram of tren before or after this meal?

    • @imranibrahimli9857
      @imranibrahimli9857 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @Fjolltzu
      @Fjolltzu 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe a bit of slin before aswell

    • @bartsimba4
      @bartsimba4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sir Akeruz Aren't you paying any attention to kali's secrets? You BAP BAP 10 IUs of slin BEFORE and 1 gram of tren ace after

    • @ThaRedPitbull
      @ThaRedPitbull 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sir Akeruz Probably before and after lol.

    • @rzrselliott
      @rzrselliott 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Sir Akeruz C'mon man everybody knows you mix it directly in with the food

  • @hybridownzDK
    @hybridownzDK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i was 5'6 104lbs after i ate hyphy chili im 6'3 280lbs before this i ate top ramen and tuna, y'all better check my resume niga. bop

  • @chowderman43
    @chowderman43 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Why the camera girl sound like Deneese from Chris Jones Pump Chasers

    • @SoHappy1215
      @SoHappy1215 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh, swear I was thinking the same

    • @soundmind38
      @soundmind38 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cannon C.j lmao i was thinking that too

    • @TallAndThin123
      @TallAndThin123 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Etc Hosts sure thing

  • @leovidal6591
    @leovidal6591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:10 I was like wait aren't you in the kitchen alright for a minute i thought he was gunna get water from the toilet..

  • @ChrisS-nj3ye
    @ChrisS-nj3ye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Clean up as you go" *SLAM* Closes microwave door

  • @thismexicanhatestrump4628
    @thismexicanhatestrump4628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    this gave me the shits I was at school and had to go home cause at gym class we did shuttle runs every step I take I had shit drip out my asshole

  • @risla001
    @risla001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This looks like literal vomit, Kali. You have outdone yourself on this one

  • @NahaleGuitar
    @NahaleGuitar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the way kali uses top ramen is the qah i use rice. rice is used with everything for me

    • @williedupont3544
      @williedupont3544 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abronymous exactly like a disj isnt complete with out some jasmine rice💃💪👊

  • @nateklide
    @nateklide 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    A thing y'all fail to realize is that this isn't food to eat before a workout.😂 it's to get the calories that you've burned after a workout back.

  • @KlarWieApollinaris
    @KlarWieApollinaris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can say what you want about his recipes BUT this man is a LEGEND! I get in a positve mood just by watching his videos, he is entertaining as hell

  • @CUBTHEGAMER1
    @CUBTHEGAMER1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    so i made this ok... it tasted fuckin amazing. but when i was at the gym i fucking shit myself while doing squats. feels bad man

    • @Inufan75
      @Inufan75 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MLG_STALIN thats normal. After a few weeks, once you are buff enough, you will be so swole, that your buttcheeks wont let any shit out of your ass.

    • @CUBTHEGAMER1
      @CUBTHEGAMER1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thats exactly what i want thank you

    • @indrasreincarnation205
      @indrasreincarnation205 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inufan75 lmfaooooo

    • @rynzlonium2488
      @rynzlonium2488 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MLG_STALIN LMAO

  • @bhunterbmw335is2
    @bhunterbmw335is2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OMFG aaaahahahh " They eat Dope " i laughed so hard.

  • @johndough7039
    @johndough7039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:51 backwoods of sudan ***BILLION DOLLARS*** Bawahahahahahahah

  • @marcoantonioc5437
    @marcoantonioc5437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    this shits low-key bomb, the best of the hyphy foods, this and the burrito taste the best

    • @Zerhas
      @Zerhas 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      really? Do you eat this regularly?

    • @sidneyhill7232
      @sidneyhill7232 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This crap is like eating five hot pockets, and drinking nothing but coke in under an hour type stuff or more. This cant be healthy for your body in the long run.

    • @ItsJak3FromStateFarm
      @ItsJak3FromStateFarm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Blue King EY he said cheap not healthy

    • @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
      @mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +manofaction6 This is _not_ the way to do it. If you're broke but still want to make gains, tuna cans cost about 25 cents each and are actually healthy for you.

    • @SkyRiverRain
      @SkyRiverRain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shit, if tuna were 25 cents a can I'd be eatin' it every other day.

  • @bryanjohn1012
    @bryanjohn1012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I apreciatted mr kali for his honesty to himself. He is not being hyprocrited and that is gold.

  • @DerSensei_yt
    @DerSensei_yt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hello Im Kali Muscle, welcome to Cancer Cooking

  • @patrickmaties3801
    @patrickmaties3801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kali is low key good at math

  • @fatman072496
    @fatman072496 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    when he took the first bite and leaned over its because he clogged all his arteries and had a heart attack

    • @nvnv4566
      @nvnv4566 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only if he knew 5 years later he would get one

  • @hassanosman523
    @hassanosman523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    god damn kali i love how you told the kids to wait to be married to have sex much respect for that brother and as always great vid thank you sir

  • @winstonthomas4576
    @winstonthomas4576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m here for the entertainment I don’t think I’ll ever eat that stuff but I love this guy

  • @danielsolomon5661
    @danielsolomon5661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    when the video started i was like ''he will show that honey''

  • @ChadPensonPowerlifting
    @ChadPensonPowerlifting 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kali how you get big? "Eat buff nigga! Eatin buff!"

    • @ChadPensonPowerlifting
      @ChadPensonPowerlifting 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Chad Penson nigga eating TREN nigga! that's what tf hes eating lol

  • @SApcGUY
    @SApcGUY 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    More of these videos kali !

  • @im4485
    @im4485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how positive this guy is.

  • @theprofessor2849
    @theprofessor2849 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    take a shot every time he says "you see what I'm sayin?"😂

    • @frankycaliberz
      @frankycaliberz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Xavier Phillips What will kill ya first The Alcohol? Or this meal if you eat all of it?? Lmao!! Does look good tho but eating this all the time, not good

  • @movesmcjagger2072
    @movesmcjagger2072 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Man i'm not SCARED of this dude... I'll swing on'em.

    • @movesmcjagger2072
      @movesmcjagger2072 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Moves McJagger I'm sorry I just wanted to sound tough.

    • @SevenRayedGod
      @SevenRayedGod 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just dodge his slow punches until he gets winded, then trip him over

    • @dogsay1078
      @dogsay1078 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both of you are idiots

    • @movesmcjagger2072
      @movesmcjagger2072 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OH REALLY? Well if i'm an idiot then why did I take so many special classes in high school?

    • @dogsay1078
      @dogsay1078 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Special meaning special education classes

  • @b00cemaster86
    @b00cemaster86 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    i bet he threw it all away after the video

  • @Josh-og9sv
    @Josh-og9sv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You've got to be working out as hard as Kali himself in order to not get extra fat from eating this stuff

    • @lucasr6587
      @lucasr6587 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh Wallbanks extra gh and insulin

    • @ethanchen2891
      @ethanchen2891 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Josh Wallbanks u cant make no gains if u dont eat u cant just adopt his fkin workout method

  • @KronikBongRips420
    @KronikBongRips420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmfao kali puts honey in everything 😂😂

  • @williedupont3544
    @williedupont3544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    my boy kali be killing that universal blck person sound effect. bop bop bop... bop bop

  • @chavalee2146
    @chavalee2146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When you've done some time. You can relate always good recipes .
    For the haters keep haten on kali
    You just might not be ready for the secret to getting big

  • @JohnKennedy-sj7uf
    @JohnKennedy-sj7uf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Cali your my favorite Mexican body builder

  • @djchameleon6665
    @djchameleon6665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    i made and ate all of the hyphy foods and i dont workout
    :(

    • @pjkhaled107
      @pjkhaled107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      did you gain tho?

    • @djchameleon6665
      @djchameleon6665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +PJ Salavea i gained weight not muscles

    • @pjkhaled107
      @pjkhaled107 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alperen Güzel ohhh alright, bruh did you have to use the bathroom alot or nahh? 😂

    • @djchameleon6665
      @djchameleon6665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      naah my digestion was fine

    • @pjkhaled107
      @pjkhaled107 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh alright thenAlperen Güzel

  • @davince-e9593
    @davince-e9593 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listen around 12:46 his camera man snorts like he was about to burst out laughing lol

  • @lookalive5110
    @lookalive5110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i watched the video. went to the grocery store, got all the ingredients he had. made it the way he made it. and i gotta tell yall. THIS SHYYT WAS ON POINT. FUCKIN LOVED IT.

    • @lookalive5110
      @lookalive5110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can eat whatever and not get the shyyts. Its all genetics man. We have guts of STEEL!

  • @silverdoggg
    @silverdoggg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    about 2,000mg of salt per pack! LoL Blood Pressure on FLEEEEEEEK

  • @ErrydayYe
    @ErrydayYe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Turn that stove on, big bro!!! Stop using that micro wave. Funny guy in these cooking videos got me motivated to cook some chili for the fam. Keep making videos and I'll keep watching, big bro, Peace.

  • @SirBourbonMx
    @SirBourbonMx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That food is a way to live a short life.

    • @Nygge1982
      @Nygge1982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      heart attack food right there

    • @SirBourbonMx
      @SirBourbonMx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TagBanger213 MexicanAssassin Cool story.

    • @danmcayne6704
      @danmcayne6704 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +TagBanger213 MexicanAssassin you dumbass he/she means the fucking nutrients like the insane amount of sodium you dumbass

    • @astralisk
      @astralisk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      TagBanger213 MexicanAssassin says the 9 year old edgelord

    • @cookies_channelxd3359
      @cookies_channelxd3359 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😪

  • @Dansthoughts
    @Dansthoughts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I eat my clean food to his videos, makes my food taste better

  • @kevinblayton1177
    @kevinblayton1177 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao this man sprinkled Hyphy Mud on top at the end like it was the coup de grace! Kali Muscle must have a lot of fun making these videos

  • @maximuscassius3121
    @maximuscassius3121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's funny as hell...I Ain't hatin but y'all know dats prison casserol...but handle yo badness bruh!!

  • @lewiastewart1997
    @lewiastewart1997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why he always go 'BOP BOP'?

  • @031ish
    @031ish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Are these meals for dudes who are skinny and find it hard to put size on because I'm the opposite. I put on weight (fat) quickly but getting ripped and seeing my muscles is hard for me. If I ate these type of high calorie meals Kali keeps talking about I would get fat. What annoys me is a lot of bodybuilding advice out there is for skinny guys that are trying to get swole but there is hardly any advice for naturally big guys like me that find it hard to get ripped.

    • @Lastseengaming
      @Lastseengaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know man lol chris jones show some decent meals though :)

    • @magic99man1
      @magic99man1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't eat this if I was fat or skinny. Take every Kali Muscle says with a grain of salt.

    • @magic99man1
      @magic99man1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything*

    • @natanealtheking1234
      @natanealtheking1234 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      not really. I have a lot of high calorie meals. it may make it harder to get a six pack because I have a little belly. but honestly people don't notice. they all thinck I'm huge and they are all llfcuk surprised even if take off my shirt and I don't think have six pack. you can't notice which my shirt on. and all you have to do is workout hard and you'll burn it all off. just know what you eat. you don't want junk food. eat healthy and be carefully of your sugar then you'll be good.

    • @beastzeus
      @beastzeus 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +magic99man1 Prove em wrong!!

  • @WW2GamingInc
    @WW2GamingInc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this video! Literally Awesome!

  • @kutaferdi
    @kutaferdi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this guy... simple and humble

  • @hipsgalore5114
    @hipsgalore5114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    you're not in jail anymore it is okay to make regular food

    • @ruganzureggie385
      @ruganzureggie385 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo

    • @acea7004
      @acea7004 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hips Galore uh he likes eating good noodles everyday 😂😂😂

  • @100k_madeyt
    @100k_madeyt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He didn't mention all the salt it was altogether or how much water you have to drink after that sodium bomb

  • @FRESHKIDD215
    @FRESHKIDD215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This taste better than bacon thanks Kali 🏩🚑

  • @hamzagayurzoda6344
    @hamzagayurzoda6344 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Kali, what about gear? Do I have to inject it before or after my meal?

  • @Thebestbyfar3
    @Thebestbyfar3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His food bomb !!!! & he funny as heck 😂😂😂 "these women contaminated" 😂😂😂

  • @elevatedmind
    @elevatedmind 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the iron on top on the refrigerator.

    • @ADONAIS300
      @ADONAIS300 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Daneil Wawryer lol

    • @d_k_n
      @d_k_n 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kurt Steinmuller I like the sponge in the sink. What else in the background we can point out?

    • @elevatedmind
      @elevatedmind 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Damian Nelson the sponge is not out of place in the kitchen unlike the iron BUT did you see the Fiji water bottle? Kali likes him self some fancy water.

    • @ADONAIS300
      @ADONAIS300 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut you smart bitch Damian Nelson​

  • @gabrielsdead6421
    @gabrielsdead6421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude. You left your iron on top of your fridge.

  • @peytonmiller7926
    @peytonmiller7926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This shit works I’m 16 and have had so much trouble gaining I’ve always been scrawny and ever since I’ve used his meals and workouts I’ve been seeing incredible results thanks kali

    • @ethanstv7112
      @ethanstv7112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peyton Miller mee too

    • @treygreypaws3689
      @treygreypaws3689 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just make sure you stay hydrated lots of salt but it's actually good lol

    • @oldschoolhiphop2275
      @oldschoolhiphop2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So this actually works how long before you start seeing results??.

  • @pleasebringmeback
    @pleasebringmeback 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:44 - does your trick also include wasting a small portion into the sink lol

  • @sopamarucha2388
    @sopamarucha2388 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kali Muscle... should i still follow this recipe?? Be honest? Thank you!

  • @CaneSugarCane
    @CaneSugarCane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This guy looks like a swole Busta Rhymes

    • @nabilhaidar3083
      @nabilhaidar3083 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cane Sugar Busta rhymes already swole though

    • @CaneSugarCane
      @CaneSugarCane 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drive Man bruh...

    • @CaneSugarCane
      @CaneSugarCane 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nabil Haidar Nah, he's getting fat.

    • @NiggasDrinkin40s
      @NiggasDrinkin40s 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Drive Man weirdo

    • @orangecomit
      @orangecomit 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cane Sugar lol yeah Busta eating hyphy without working out

  • @KobeTrades0218
    @KobeTrades0218 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nice video Kali

  • @tkat5709
    @tkat5709 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But in all seriousness this looks pretty good when ur baked

  • @enganatorutube9307
    @enganatorutube9307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is awsome. Funny as hell

  • @edgarramos956
    @edgarramos956 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    a man read your bio it's motivational keep it up bro keep it real all the way from south Texas man...

  • @zeus200044
    @zeus200044 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he done skeeted on himself

  • @secretwars8374
    @secretwars8374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    lol i made this when i was in jail.

  • @ErickSing97
    @ErickSing97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For a second when he taste that i though he was having an instant heart attack.

  • @pedroblood6695
    @pedroblood6695 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    aye kail I've been watching your videos for awhile now and I was wondering what's that mark from on ur right arm

  • @caildagreattown834
    @caildagreattown834 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I done skeeted on ma self" 13:15😂😂😂😂LMFAO😂

  • @cardiacthapoet
    @cardiacthapoet 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    come on man. you out of prison, eat some normal food. good grief.

    • @blckkeef
      @blckkeef 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +THConnoisseur naw he used to prison food this shit ain't shit to him

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's just showing people How to Get Swole on a budget. Like seriously why do you hate on this? What is the reason for hating on this?

  • @vktesla
    @vktesla 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    gettn the world buff w ramen and honey.

    • @Slickkricckk
      @Slickkricckk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      everything this nigga make has ramen and honey for real

  • @detoxgaming3149
    @detoxgaming3149 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When i done time, I ate top ramen raw without cooking it. It's not bad :)

    • @detoxgaming3149
      @detoxgaming3149 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      mcLOVINdonalds
      haha well im glad im not weird.

  • @jocool886able
    @jocool886able 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kali, you are awesome bro.. I think you need your own show on T.V. Keep up the good work

  • @G82Relax88
    @G82Relax88 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kali you crack me up, love your enthusiasm! keep up the good work Bam Bam Bam!!

  • @arlindodesouza8425
    @arlindodesouza8425 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    love the sickening instant replay it piss

  • @major_marcisgamer569
    @major_marcisgamer569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    bop bop😂😂

  • @Macarone328
    @Macarone328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know it's unhealthy but I have to be honest. That shit looks good as F.

  • @mattparr3038
    @mattparr3038 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha this dude always cracks me up.. brighten anyones day!

  • @NoshLambeaux
    @NoshLambeaux 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    His first bite face is always the same.. "Don't throw up, don't throw up, don't throw up... Ok made it." "DAMNN IS THAT GOOD"