10:00 “ I think these were used in like Vietnam era.” Me “Literally got issued that same helmet just last week 😂” Well glad it will stop an arrow at least!
haahah the first two shots on the military helmet were so funny for some reason. the first arrow randomly flies up and matt just exclaims "WOAH!" (which was also my exact reaction) and then the second one straight to the balls ahahha
God - wait oh fuck jesus get down there that's rob's helmet Jesus - wait who's rob God - the dude down in the holy bar talking about those damn vietcong killing Johnnie
Omfg slappy i was reading ur comment then as soon as i read clack clack is when he banged his right on the helmet im not even fucking joking that was perfect timing
Matt really makes sure to give the company who sponsors him a good plug. This man made me want to go buy these boots. I didn’t, but I went and looked them up lol
I love the hunting and how you just walk through the woods like hickok45 shooting at pumpkins with arrows good luck Matt!!! Reminds of the arrow gun John Leguizamo uses on land of the dead
@@xPulsarr1 The joke was, he thinks he's cool because he's threating somebody and screaming pistol in a foreign language, but in english he's just yelling "Pistol"
I have always wondering if you could stop a bullet with a belt buckle. Get the biggest and heaviest belt buckles you can find then shoot them. Please 😁 Like it you agree!
10:41 It looks like your good luck charm worked far better than you could have expected. If you play it back frame by frame you can see that right as soon as you shot the arrow something split off of it and changed its course dramatically. Whatever split off is what left that mark on the deer's nose but the main arrow itself never even touched the helmet and just flew off to its home planet. If you could send one of those good luck wishes my way that'd be great.
FartingSpider12 if you watch the video before he shot that arrow you can see the hole was already there. The arrow just caught some wind and got redirected.
Looks to me like the tip detached, hit the inside left (camera right) ear of the helmet, deflected around to camera left and into the bushes. The rest of the arrow, without the tip, was tail-heavy and veered upwards.
Try cocking back the charging handle on the ranchero before sliding on the arrow. It opens up the airseal on the back and you can slide the arrow on without resistance.
(Watching in 2020) Haha speaking portuguese almost perfectly lol. I'm Brazilian, you said “PISTOLA = PISTOL” and “METRALHADORA = MACHINE GUN” Congrats brother 👏🏻🔝
I speak spanish also multiple languages but he isn't pronouncing the names right, the second gun he was talking about was a mp5, a submachine gun. He was saying "I'm a traitor" if anything else; clearly not right...
Matt you should do a video where Mare does the whole video from start to finish even funny intro and Matt make a cameo i think it would be funny leave a like if you want to see this happen everyone .
I love your vlogs of demo ranch and I'm sorry about you brother I pray for ur brother the same way I lost my daughter thanks for keeping me strong and happy from off the ranch to demolition ranch i love it all man I wish I could get ur merch one day vet ranch is awesome to
Fun Fact. Those guns are totally legal in germany. It's not a weapon by law because no projectile is pushed through a barrel. Here, an arrow is pulled over a barrel and and that's totally legal and not controlled by law. Nice toy and thank's to Jörg Sprave who made that clear
Well Lego is totally legal too. Although Jörg Sprave made it clear that it's deadly AF... Actually, never mind, in Jörg hands everything is deadly AF. 😆
@DemolitionRanch Heck yeah! The Ranchero!!!!!! I saw that at Alamo Air Guns in San Antonio, Tx. Looked like a lot of fun. Guess I’m going to pick one up now. :-)
Hey Matt! Long time viewer here, I would like to see how bulletproof axe heads are! Maybe have a log on the ground and settle 3-4 axe heads into it in a row, 5” apart from eachother and take your shots! I ask because my grandpa said when he was a kid, he would test the strength of his smithing by shooting his axe heads to see if he tempered them correctly.
Dude this channel has the most unexpected intros sometimes🤙🏼😂😂
I've never had so many likes thanks 😆
Greygod Ice No joke!
Greygod Ice you gotta keep it to where it’s not the same intro
Greygod Ice ik I have full playlist of them
yes indeed it does i agree
They may be cringey but they’re cute and thoughtful
Lol, imagine his wife walks in on him doing one of his intros..Hunny, its not what it looks like!!
I sure Mere has "seen some stuff"
krl0215 wowwwwww
I guess she is used to it... :D
But instead its a 9 yo girl singing in the mirror with those guns
@@krl0215 do i wanna know what that is
Got the best intros on YT!!! HANDS-DOWN!!
10:00 “ I think these were used in like Vietnam era.” Me “Literally got issued that same helmet just last week 😂” Well glad it will stop an arrow at least!
Dont worry their not from vietnam era lol their pretty much like the modern U.S kevlar helmets used still
:D :D :D PASGT
Yes I also remember when the Roman's caused the great depression and lived up to the 1900s
I usually don't care very much about sponsored products....but I have to admit, those cable-laced boots look pretty useful tbh
There the same design as snowboarding boots and there pretty nice 👍🏻
Boa system has a lifetime warranty also. If they ever break go to the website and they send you the repair kit for free. Not too tricky to fix either.
Maybe I’m cheap but $200 for boots? I’ll buy the $79 lace ups, my feet dry off and I have socks to keep them kinda warm.
I give them 5 minutes in proper mud before the lacing system is full of crap and stops working..
@@justplinkin4809 even nice lace up irish setters cost 200+. 600g or 1000g insulation is a must, depending on the climate in your area.
The intros .... God i love them!!
I dunno, I really didn't like this intro
that awkward moment I didn't realize I was the very first person to watch the video and it didn't even dawn on me till just now
Nein
PiStOlA!
AmAtRyAtOrA
いikr this guy makes the best intros
You have the best intros ever!!!
4:20 = Every nerf bullet I put into the gun,
XD
Exactly
Lmao
So annoying smh
Nice
Romans = Great Depression
History with Matt XD
not wrong but also not right
Well didnt he mean middle ages?
Anonymous person r/woosh
V Lad. r/madlad
and Y2K
haahah the first two shots on the military helmet were so funny for some reason. the first arrow randomly flies up and matt just exclaims "WOAH!" (which was also my exact reaction) and then the second one straight to the balls ahahha
Watch his "woah!" at half speed, it makes it even better hahaha
That had me rollin. That was funny.
Huh! that isn't how it happened. better watch it again. and again and again and again. well heck just keep clicking it forever! 10:57
The WOAH at the beginning of the video got me though
This channel is the living symbol of *thats a lotta damage*
*do what with the bold?*
*woah that’s cool af*
Lmao for no reason
@@69headwound *THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE*
Now That’s a lot of damage
I love the box above his head in the intro labelled "Granades" I love Matt. He is one of my favorite people on Earth. His life is my dream.
10:44 my people need me
Weeeeeeee
You have no peopke
The sound he made though: "WOAH"
also i would like some peopke
Damn, props to you on that sponsorship plug. Clever as hell
Your intros are literally the best 😂😂😂
IKR Lol
wasn't expecting the bailamos part, cracked me up!
Honestly I'm confused by it
i agree
You're*
One of my favorite openings. I can see Matt dancing with his guns WITHOUT a camera. Lol
that's the best thing i've heard all day ''the romans started the great depression and y2k''
All roads lead to Rome
Great Depression < Big Sad
That sounds more like a Sam Hyde quote lmao
what we did???? :D :D :D :D :D
Finally, Roman history summed up in one succinct paragraph. Thanks Matt, my history gaps have now been filled.
Would you please give my TH-cam racing channel its 1600th Subscribe
10:46 "good luck buddy" *god himself intervenes so you dont mess up a perfectly good army helmet*
God - wait oh fuck jesus get down there that's rob's helmet
Jesus - wait who's rob
God - the dude down in the holy bar talking about those damn vietcong killing Johnnie
Ion Dina how the fuck did it just float away like that 😂
Ion Dina it was like slow motion going off into the distance
@@irushflawless7914 woooooooooshhhhhh
10:43
I must go, my planet needs me
Wtf 😂
He was an alien
Best comment ever😂
I understood that refrence
"Roman empire in the early 1900s" you're killing me chief
Come on! WHO cares about +/- 2000 years... ;o)
He would make a terrible historian. XD
Wow I didn’t they could time travel in the 1900s that amazing!
/r wooooosh
He was making a joke
I love it when Matt bangs his ring on solid objects, *clank clank*
The Aggie Ring is great for checking the material of objects in question!
Slappy Arsenal the exact reason why I made myself a ring! I would recommend getting one as it’s very fun
Pretty sure that’s his class ring
Omfg slappy i was reading ur comment then as soon as i read clack clack is when he banged his right on the helmet im not even fucking joking that was perfect timing
1:12 *rip ppl with headphones*
*Rip speaker people at 1 in the morning
It legit scared me
Bruh I actually listened this at 3:39am
Yup. It got me
When music scares you more than monsters, 😂
Matt really makes sure to give the company who sponsors him a good plug. This man made me want to go buy these boots. I didn’t, but I went and looked them up lol
my heart skipped a beat when that arrow came back 10/10 would come to the hospital
I too remember when the Romans sunk the Titanic
Titanic Delenda Est!
Jim pickens..... nice
Sums up voyage of despair just right
And now they are trying take our bows 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
They also hacked the elections..
I love the hunting and how you just walk through the woods like hickok45 shooting at pumpkins with arrows good luck Matt!!! Reminds of the arrow gun John Leguizamo uses on land of the dead
I don’t think Matt won’t be attacked anytime soon
Matt: will a criminal stop a 50.cal???
Imagine threatening to kill somebody with a pistol and screaming: "PISTOL, PISTOL!"
Zing Nova Team Rocket's Pokemon in a nutshell
Pistola*
@@xPulsarr1 The joke was, he thinks he's cool because he's threating somebody and screaming pistol in a foreign language, but in english he's just yelling "Pistol"
Wakaliwood
Pistola
"I hate the Romans"
PVBLIVS CORNELIVS SCIPIO AFRICANVS would like to know your location.
Hannibal Barca approves
Good one, made me laugh:D
Ive been sent here by antiochas
Crassus: *sees the massive Parthian army approaching him* Will a Roman helmet stop an arrow?
@@samgoldberg213 We're reading Historia Apolloniī In my Latin class right now
You killing it with the intros, best intros on YT 👍
@Atinverd sure don't but they funny AF
That intro was golden...lol 😂 You should try naming all your guns in Spanish.. 🤣
And those boots are awesome especially, how you tie them. 🔥
when Demolition Ranch goes JoergSprave style...
HAHAHA in Orc.
A little Skallagrim there with the helmet as well...
@@Ranstone and a little bit of hickock45 with the pumpkin huntin woods walkin
And all 3 channels that i thought of while watching this just got named.
Omg they need to collaborate
10:42
*harry Potter music plays*
PHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
LolXD
Underrated comment😂🤣😁
I dont see how that just
@@HelloThere-os3evfm
Matt... they're called "fletchings" ... lol. You're cool enough to call em arrow flight thingyies...😂👊🏽👊🏽💯
Fletchings are the feathers and vanes are polymer/plastic.
Cock it back, bent the tip, shattered the shaft? Is this the Demolition Ranch channel or is this "Porn Ranch"???
I think you meant "Flechette"
Damn, the intros are AMAZING
0:00
I have always wondering if you could stop a bullet with a belt buckle. Get the biggest and heaviest belt buckles you can find then shoot them. Please 😁
Like it you agree!
Have a look: th-cam.com/video/9OiJ9LTX6GY/w-d-xo.html 0:38 it was a .38 special =D
0:24 the bullet "rips" Belt and Leg Holster Off =D. We need to see different firepowers tested.
...bent the tip and shattered my shaft....been there done that. PAINFUL!
I see what you did there.
ouch
Oof
Lmao
Didn't he say to keep these jokes out? 😂😂😂
How many layers of paper do we need to stop these kind of arrows?? 🤔
Max Keller 2 thicc water melons by papers
I can literally watch this channel all day. It’s my absolute favourite.
10:41 It looks like your good luck charm worked far better than you could have expected. If you play it back frame by frame you can see that right as soon as you shot the arrow something split off of it and changed its course dramatically. Whatever split off is what left that mark on the deer's nose but the main arrow itself never even touched the helmet and just flew off to its home planet.
If you could send one of those good luck wishes my way that'd be great.
FartingSpider12 if you watch the video before he shot that arrow you can see the hole was already there. The arrow just caught some wind and got redirected.
@@tourettests1746 nope I just rewatched there was no hole
Actually the good luck charm didn’t work at all for two reasons 1. He didn’t hit his target 2. He got hit in his nuts with the next shot
Looks to me like the tip detached, hit the inside left (camera right) ear of the helmet, deflected around to camera left and into the bushes. The rest of the arrow, without the tip, was tail-heavy and veered upwards.
"I think he's dead, he's gonna bleed out, let's keep going."
The demolition ranch guy
His name. Is Matt
"I think he's dead.."
I'm not dead. I think I'm getting better. I FEEL HAPPY. I FEEL HAPPY.
Try cocking back the charging handle on the ranchero before sliding on the arrow. It opens up the airseal on the back and you can slide the arrow on without resistance.
What will that do
"It opens up the airseal " can you not read?
@@techmarine83 I mean proformance wise
@@omegapopcornbagl4092 Nothing, its just how the thing is meant to be loaded.
(Watching in 2020)
Haha speaking portuguese almost perfectly lol.
I'm Brazilian, you said “PISTOLA = PISTOL” and “METRALHADORA = MACHINE GUN”
Congrats brother 👏🏻🔝
It's Spanish he said "Ametralladora" the Spanish for machine gun
10:57 Now that’s what I call a “Ricochet”😂
Let us take a moment to appreciate the fact that we are watching a grown a** man running around in the woods shooting pumpkins with a airgun.
hes texan like me... i stab cardboard boxes with knives... leave us alone
@@machaysmusic I didn't mean any disrespect, hell I do similar crap all the time.
no ur fine i was saying leave us alone as a joke haha
Ok, but I obviously can't hear the tone in your voice so I had no way of knowing.
oh i know ur fine
How dare you damage legion equipment, profligate.
Your empire will fall to us Celts... Mark my words...
(Or at least, history will attribute your defeat to us until the mid 20th century.)
Absolute HEATHEN
VGMajor RETRIBUTION
Fallout new vegas
Roma victor
Literally the most hilarious into I’ve seen yet from Matt. Other channels try to copy Matt but none compare.
I honestly want a pair of Irish setter boots. Honestly I REALLY want them. What a great sponsor!!
So do I. Even though I literally wear military boots every single day, I could definitely use a pair of Irish setters.
Here from Texas just have to say thank you. You've taught everything about guns I could know man.
0:39 it sounds like “imma try a Dora” lol
Can't unhear it anymore
@@brycedupps8719 XD I CAN'T
bent tip and broken shaft. Let this be a lesson guys, dont shoot one off at the wrong target :p
Nor should you shoot with a "poisoned" arrow.
Your hurt my insides...
Easier said than done
I speak Spanish and you are the first American to pronounce it right good job
Oh shutup
I speak spanish also multiple languages but he isn't pronouncing the names right, the second gun he was talking about was a mp5, a submachine gun. He was saying "I'm a traitor" if anything else; clearly not right...
@@_Anthony___ I am traitor in Spanish is soy un traidor not ametralladora
correct, but he wasn't saying ametralladora. if anything it definitely wasn't that@@Optimusprime56241
@@_Anthony___ he did say pistola right tho
Matt you should do a video where Mare does the whole video from start to finish even funny intro and Matt make a cameo i think it would be funny leave a like if you want to see this happen everyone .
Darksun Copper that would be the best video ever lol
@@gavinhoffmeyer you're damn right it would be 🔫👌🔫😃
And she could she destroy a camera and say "Don't tell Matt" :p
@@michaelwinter5292 YES ahahahaha
She also needs yo buy something and say don't tell matt.
1:12 i had full volume on headphones i nearly died
What? No .50 BMG on that Roman helmet? How dare you.
"Everything's wet."
-Demolition Ranch
2018
John CenaVevo? why are you putting an empty picture on?
"AND THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY DRY"
That's what Phil Swift said
video games in real life totally*
zero that’s also what SHE SAID
That's what
- Phil swift
Cause 'IT EVEN WORKS UNDER WATER'
Thats. Also whatshe said :(
This is my favorite intro of them all!
Them arrows in the back pocket...mighty tactical!
In literally every video:
„So I just got this..“
*Yeah my umbrella's pink.*
I didn't even know until you pointed it out lol.
Lmao me either
Ur intros are so random and brilliant and so funny 😂😜😂❤️😂
Calm down with the emojis christ alive
@@muaddib.atreides Well, they’re there to express EMOtions, JIsus christmas dude.
@@JesusisJesus too much emotion
good times; needs more flexseal though!
Mrgunsngear Channel hello, enjoy your channel!
Mrgunsngear Channel Phil Is Filming....Now!
* Philming
'Will a Roman helmet stop an arrow?' Another example of things you never thought to ask. lol
Pretty sure the Romans asked that question.
sman7290, the Romans may have, but I can’t say that I have. lol
Funny enough that was probably a totally legit question people were asking 2,000 years ago.
Those boots use the same kind of tech as they do in snowboard boots just without the stiff back. BOA binding is a great idea on all-purpose boots.
It feels like Matt found this in Daryl Dixon’s bed side table😂
When that arrow flew back and hit you in the nads I started getting chest pains I was laughing so hard!😂😂
For next video put wings on the arrow see if you can hit long-range or far away stuff with gliding arrows. 😉
When DemolitionRanch uploads during school hours...
Im for real watching this in a classroom
Filtered you watch it at school
I live in Virginia so I had no class...
But my phone rang to death
Back when I was in high school I watched so much demo ranch.
Filtered I would be in school but I had to go to the hospital
Matt: "and while the outside is totally soaked, the inside is totally dry"
Uhhh sounds like you're havin some problems there bud
The war against pumpkins has begun
The pumpkin rebellion has risen and seek to conquer the free world turning everyone into pumpkins
@@HerrenGamingNews lol 😂
10:48 It looks like the arrow head was forced off of the shaft, launching the arrow head into Walter's face, and the shaft went off on it's own.
Demolition ranch makes the best and uniqe intros!!
Ya
Flip dude honestly the best intro to ever exist on youtube
nice work Matt keep it up
10:56
I admit it...I flinched.
Bent the Tip and shattered the shaft! you know what that means!!!!
It means you should seek medical attention
medical erection
No more
Lol
Idk why I laughed so hard at this 10:40
Same!
same
Same his reaction was funny too
"What happened" bruhhhhhh 🤣
it dint hit the helmet, try 0.25 speed
I love your vlogs of demo ranch and I'm sorry about you brother I pray for ur brother the same way I lost my daughter thanks for keeping me strong and happy from off the ranch to demolition ranch i love it all man I wish I could get ur merch one day vet ranch is awesome to
Which one is harder
Coming up with an idea for a video or making those intros
Fun Fact. Those guns are totally legal in germany. It's not a weapon by law because no projectile is pushed through a barrel. Here, an arrow is pulled over a barrel and and that's totally legal and not controlled by law. Nice toy and thank's to Jörg Sprave who made that clear
Better get is they are classified as toys in Germany.
Well Lego is totally legal too. Although Jörg Sprave made it clear that it's deadly AF... Actually, never mind, in Jörg hands everything is deadly AF. 😆
You need to do a test to see how many clay pigeons it takes to stop a bullet.
With this giant gun th-cam.com/video/w3PHD__2wsE/w-d-xo.html
Yes
I like this idea
@@idizor309 Es
What about real pigeons?
4:06-4:10 and yes thats what she said
Ok
He said keep it to ur self lol
Aaaaaaaaaaaggggghhh I had headphones on!
Ur icon tho
I can relate with your pain
Same here
RIP headphone user...
I just unsubscribed because of that unnecessary bullshit
That intro though 👌🏽😅
demonitized
Had to be one of my favorites
Gavin Persuhn same!
The romans in the 1900’s
Imma keep it real with you chief my mans be shit at history
FireKnight 15 hello my loaf.
The True loaf da hell
wooosh
It was a joke
Whoooosh
Matt
the entros you do are timeless classics
10:44 *that killed meh* 😂😂😂😂😂
Spanish is my first language you speak better than most tourist that come to Costa Rica
Lol
es lo mejor escuchar hablar español a la gente que habla ingles
Federico Criado Rota si
@Federico Criado Rota--Translation
it is the best thing to hear Spanish spoken to people who speak English
English is the best language in the world.
1:15 rip head phone users
I was listening though my headset
the hell should have head to the comments sooner,,,
I was using headphones, because I couldn’t hear his phone.
Bailamos!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rest in spaghetti and never forghetti
Right as I got to this comment .... The video got to that exact part...
@DemolitionRanch Heck yeah! The Ranchero!!!!!! I saw that at Alamo Air Guns in San Antonio, Tx. Looked like a lot of fun. Guess I’m going to pick one up now. :-)
now his family is going to think he turned into pablo escobar
That wasn't Spanish .
.
whorechatta chichi Yes, it was
@@gunenem6182 Yes it is, pistola ametralladora and bailar are spanish actually
@@gunenem6182 yes it is...
@@luketten8291 uh some french words sound Spanish but are they ? No
I use Irish setter's as work/ welding boots. I absolutely love them
Matt you need to conceal carry that thing and challenge people to duels with it
Ouch
Put an arrow in the knee!🏹
So dark
I’ve never laughed so hard at an intro 😂😂
Your intros are the best 😜
Hey Matt! Long time viewer here, I would like to see how bulletproof axe heads are! Maybe have a log on the ground and settle 3-4 axe heads into it in a row, 5” apart from eachother and take your shots! I ask because my grandpa said when he was a kid, he would test the strength of his smithing by shooting his axe heads to see if he tempered them correctly.
I agree
Myself to myself: haha he shattered his shaft
I'll always love this channel
Hope you get 10M before 2021!
Not gonna lie the lace or wire system is actually so nice on those boots
It actually sucks because the wires cuts trough the fabric with time and uses.
@@Malok03 they probably thought about that... i think...
I have these boots and they do indeed cut through. they didn't think of that.
Kezookoo nope..
logan scoyne lol