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The parking lots need to be BIGGER There needs to be MORE lanes of traffic The car crashes need to be HORRIFIC And if you see someone riding a bike, its ON SIGHT
Europe is already ahead of everyone. People barely uses cars here coz they have other environment friendly vehicles. Also a safe heaven for pedestrians which cannot be said for North American cities. Hell hole.....
@@gannonpatton2858 I am talking about european cities where cars aren’t necessary compared to american/canadian suburbs. This vid refutes your wet dream..... th-cam.com/video/oHlpmxLTxpw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=biGcuDzempC31ow5
Reminds me of living in Fresno, where I walked out of a winding cal du sac suburb, through the street since the sidewalk vanished, through the parking lot if a big lot grocery store, across a large abandoned dirt lot, across train tracks (this wasn’t an actual crossing so if you feel rumbling run), to the corner of the lot that had just a curb ramp. Into the dirt. Unconnected to any other sidewalk. That ramp was the corner of a stroad so wide that it would sometimes take 12-17 minutes to get to the other corner, where my work was. A 30 minute walking commute for what would have been 5 minutes in a straight line. Your city is abysmal. Do more of it. 😈
Its amazing to how quickly you can turn this into a Hive City from 40k. Levels upon levels of roads going over and under dense buildings with factories everywhere that there's more pollution than oxygen in the air. Penal labor also being used to build everything is a nice touch too.
Whenever I make a CS2 city I either try to make it the most walkable city on earth or an American hellscape, and this captures the latter perfectly. One of the most entertaining series on CS2 I've seen so far!
@@siechamontillado Also, there's lots of problems in Germany these days, it's really gone very downhill in the last decade. Industry is being destroyed by all sorts of political decisions I won't get into here, along with a spontaneous eruption in the Baltic Sea last year.
Good point, plus the rise of the AfD is troubling, to say the least. Added to that are the ramifications of climate change heating up (no pun intended) and altering precipitation and mean annual surface temperatures, and it's no wonder the Rhine went dry in parts last year. So yeah, all in all, not great in Germany; BUT, if given a choice between Michigan and Germany ... Germany still looks better, sorry. Say what you will about Ann Arbor but with the amount of contamination, economic disparity, and proximity to Ohio, Germany still comes out looking good. @@benisrood
I wished zoning actually worked like that, instead of having residential on one part of the city, and literally everything else being on the far end of the ass crack of nowhere. Like seriously, zoning laws have absolutely screwed over the cities lol.
hello alzaboHD, yeah the game is weird and not the step forward one could have wished for. But hell, I haven't played it and I would like to know more (Starship trooper news flash*) about the game and what new mechanics, so yeah more videos on CS2! :)
Here is my great idea, encircle the residential units with industrial, good as Beijing air,and place the commercial in a position that can only accessed by highways.
This is more like a Dubai simulator. Life of Boris visited there and there was _actually_ no sidewalks and nothing but highways and badly zoned mishmashes of residential and commercial.
Poisoned water supply and living directly adjacent to industrial plants but apparently housing rent is too high. If that doesn't show how useless and broken the high rent mechanics is, I don't know what will.
Not enough car parks, too close to being financially stable, not enough highways. Education Island is a nice touch however. The real problem is the kids walking to school, our city shall never be great when all those small boots are damaging our god granted tarmac!
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If you stop building this city, Baby Jesus is going to shed a tear. And you don't want to make Baby Jesus cry.
The parking lots need to be BIGGER
There needs to be MORE lanes of traffic
The car crashes need to be HORRIFIC
And if you see someone riding a bike, its ON SIGHT
Also tornados need to cause damage lol
ON SIGHT. PUT IT IN REVERSE AFTERWARDS
The European mind can't comprehend this level of perfection
Europe is already ahead of everyone. People barely uses cars here coz they have other environment friendly vehicles. Also a safe heaven for pedestrians which cannot be said for North American cities. Hell hole.....
@SAADOFFICIAL436 You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
Athens, Rome, London, Paris, hell even berlin would disagree with the idea Europe is car free @@SaadBinAlamgir3345
@@gannonpatton2858
I am talking about european cities where cars aren’t necessary compared to american/canadian suburbs.
This vid refutes your wet dream.....
th-cam.com/video/oHlpmxLTxpw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=biGcuDzempC31ow5
@@SaadBinAlamgir3345 You've clearly never felt the joy of riding through a school zone at 45 in a lifted Ford F-150
All it needs now is a park surrounded by 10x as much parking. And a single bus route that has one bus and goes between two random spots.
So what city are you talking about
@@tiffanywyatt5137 an American one
@@AZOTH_the_Weeb many cuties aren't like that
@@tiffanywyatt5137 and many are
@@tiffanywyatt5137 Oh what? An american that doesn't know how their own country works? That's crazy
The grid was too small, and commercial is too close to residential. Too much walkability.
Gotta put like a river or something between housing and commercial
@@jackhazardous4008Why put in a river when you can put in a highway?
@@justanotheryoutubechannel it's an American city
it should be two highways and a river.
i hate how pleasing to look at this ended up being
Honestly I might just finish it for fun, the grid must grow
i was literally gagging the whole time
It looks pleasing from above and oppressive from the ground level. Just as planned.
People in Taiwan would empathise with this - they often call their city streets, 'a hell for pedestrians'. Many places have no footpaths.
chinese taipei
@@bosniencommie1202bot
Calling roundabouts "communist traffic circles" is the best thing I've heard all day.
0:47 As always, I just love how you make your scripts so poetic.😄
Reminds me of living in Fresno, where I walked out of a winding cal du sac suburb, through the street since the sidewalk vanished, through the parking lot if a big lot grocery store, across a large abandoned dirt lot, across train tracks (this wasn’t an actual crossing so if you feel rumbling run), to the corner of the lot that had just a curb ramp. Into the dirt. Unconnected to any other sidewalk. That ramp was the corner of a stroad so wide that it would sometimes take 12-17 minutes to get to the other corner, where my work was. A 30 minute walking commute for what would have been 5 minutes in a straight line.
Your city is abysmal.
Do more of it. 😈
When land is cheap, who needs to plan? Just remember to make it impossible to change things later so you're locked in to early bad decisions.
Its amazing to how quickly you can turn this into a Hive City from 40k. Levels upon levels of roads going over and under dense buildings with factories everywhere that there's more pollution than oxygen in the air. Penal labor also being used to build everything is a nice touch too.
EU4 and CK3 coming soon! What do you think of City Skylines 2?
its very bad but your video basically embodies what city skylines 2 would think a city should be
not very optimized
Oh god you even did redlining. Robert Moses would be proud of this abomination
Next make a city of underground mole people with only subway travel as an option
You found paradise and put up a parking lot
What's he gonna do next? Take all the trees, and put them in a tree museum?
The American dream!
Whenever I make a CS2 city I either try to make it the most walkable city on earth or an American hellscape, and this captures the latter perfectly. One of the most entertaining series on CS2 I've seen so far!
Looks just like my home, Houston! (help me I can't walk to Walgreens without almost becoming roadkill that doesn't get cleaned up for months)
Coming to this after Adam Something's video where he banned all cars is utter whiplash and I love it.
if he watches this video wit will be an antimatter reaction
This guy really wanted to combine videogames, poetry and being a menace to society.
the Captain Planet villain playthrough!
As a Texan, the ever-growing highways consuming more and more land all around is very accurate.
5:50 that looks like a straight up picture from mexico city
this is car hell
It really doesn’t matter what games you make videos out of, the script is always *chefs kiss*
I just moved back to Michigan after 6 months in Germany and it is painful how accurate this is 🥲
Just ... why? Why did you leave Germany?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you compare them?
@@siechamontillado Well, he entered the EU legally, so he had to leave. Unlike, you know...
@@siechamontillado Also, there's lots of problems in Germany these days, it's really gone very downhill in the last decade. Industry is being destroyed by all sorts of political decisions I won't get into here, along with a spontaneous eruption in the Baltic Sea last year.
Good point, plus the rise of the AfD is troubling, to say the least. Added to that are the ramifications of climate change heating up (no pun intended) and altering precipitation and mean annual surface temperatures, and it's no wonder the Rhine went dry in parts last year. So yeah, all in all, not great in Germany; BUT, if given a choice between Michigan and Germany ... Germany still looks better, sorry. Say what you will about Ann Arbor but with the amount of contamination, economic disparity, and proximity to Ohio, Germany still comes out looking good. @@benisrood
There ain't enough "high"-ways. The poor needs to know that sunlight isn't free in Greenfields. More development of roads is necessary.
Those houses were way too close to those stores! Where's the good old American food desert at?
This is American, but there needs to be more fast food and excessive parking lots (Not to forget the homeless on the streets)
Just as the founding fathers intended! brings a tear to my eyes
Carmunism is my new favorite niche internet ideology
Hm
hm
Hmm?
Hmm
If you make a part two, you MUST call one neighborhood either “Jeffersonville” or “Washington heights”
This was really fun, very sharp commentary XD
Loved this city! Please make more of this style!
3:26 it is honestly insane visiting Houston and realizing that they must think zone districts to be a sin.
Sorry, i forgot to click on this one when it came out! Thanks for reminding me in the Roman video LOL
You the MVP
Love the video keep it going! 😊
So hideous it makes ronald reagan cry tears of joy
Love it, would like to see what comes next
Do continue this plz :3
I wished zoning actually worked like that, instead of having residential on one part of the city, and literally everything else being on the far end of the ass crack of nowhere.
Like seriously, zoning laws have absolutely screwed over the cities lol.
needs more lanes though
7:36
This feels like an introduction to a HD era GTA map.
the whole city looks like one
hello alzaboHD, yeah the game is weird and not the step forward one could have wished for. But hell, I haven't played it and I would like to know more (Starship trooper news flash*) about the game and what new mechanics, so yeah more videos on CS2! :)
this is a the perfection, please continue
Kinda embarrassing that you left it in Celsius tbh
It's hell, but damn it looked good !
As an Iowan the amount of tornadoes was very much true
Missing hoards of single family housing in the rims
Part 2 please
You need to make the weirdest nonsensical shapes for the districts to properly gerrymander this patriotic town
Here is my great idea, encircle the residential units with industrial, good as Beijing air,and place the commercial in a position that can only accessed by highways.
AlzaboHD videos are where evil npcs end up after they die.
Yes, more orthogonality!
I need more Crusader Kings 3 content
the soad reference was a good distraction from the sincere lack of lanes on your highways, simply inefficient and unamerican
Why did I think ambiguousamphibian uploaded this at first
this is what living in the americas is like
Northern Mexico to Canada*
@@tenshimx2163 I lived in Santiago Chile for most of my life and a good portion of the city is like this
The most Roman of cities, laid out on a perfect grid, like very good military camp.
love this video i'd like to see build a utopia now
Well, I lived in Michigan long enough to know exactly why I laughed out loud at Flintopolis
Originally didnt want to see this video but i do not regret coming here
"Chemical Coast" broke me
Do it make the nightmare city we all want
This video is funny and sad at the same time
Robert Moses would be proud.
9:46 road is too curvy, looking like a commie circle
It honestly looks kind of cool XD
Very nice Idiocracy reference
did Adam Something get in here yet? Or will his heart just explode..?
It's beautiful 🇺🇸
Public transportation is tedious in game and in real life.
I smell FREEDOM! in the air.
ahhh.
In this home, our biggest hero isn't General Washington or General Patton, but General Fucking Motors !
Based, btw will you make a video on EUIV shahanshah DLC ?
Yup!
This is more like a Dubai simulator. Life of Boris visited there and there was _actually_ no sidewalks and nothing but highways and badly zoned mishmashes of residential and commercial.
It's like a car crash in slow motion, and if you know something about the internet you know we'll want more of that.
This is literally Houston
Average Texan City
Reminds me of Dallas honestly
SAME, I hate having to go any where due to the comically bad road design
Truly a virtual reality
To make this the true American experience, you need a single under-serviced bus line with stops in the most nonsensical places.
Where is the urban sprawl? I am missing that for an American city.
Btw I love this video, you should definitely make a second part!
Wow! That city is beautifully distopian
Wow this guy made a 1 to 1 recreation of Los Angeles
Next we need to introduce public transportation in the worst way possible, so we can point to it and say how it just doesn't work.
Adam Something's worst nightmare.
16:20 Yes please.
The grid is funny because grids are way more walkable than suburban sprawl with cul de sacs
16:13 hello alzao
So you are basically recreating Oklahoma City or Tulsa because that is what your map looks like.
Poisoned water supply and living directly adjacent to industrial plants but apparently housing rent is too high. If that doesn't show how useless and broken the high rent mechanics is, I don't know what will.
why tf is the first comment here "hm"
hm?
This is the Midwest steel belt before it became rust belt
as a carless communist I greatly enjoyed this video
Not enough car parks, too close to being financially stable, not enough highways. Education Island is a nice touch however. The real problem is the kids walking to school, our city shall never be great when all those small boots are damaging our god granted tarmac!
I like this, makes me feel very patriotic please continue this
TH-cam ad got more accurate.
I got youtube ad for a monster truck toy.
I normally get dirty anime game ad.
The only thing that can fix traffic is more lanes and more highways
now do one with only pedestrians
hello alzab
Too little parking. Unrealistic
Almost perfect doe, so close to perfection