Drunk Texan Cries Laughing at English Football Chants

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  • @Doug791
    @Doug791 ปีที่แล้ว +3592

    An English football crowd is a living organism all of its own , with a very dark , no limits , sense of humour. We love it.

    • @petergilmartin2906
      @petergilmartin2906 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It used to be but. now we can't call Liverpool a bunch of murders

    • @roykdeboy
      @roykdeboy ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do they have capo’s in England who either hits a drum a certain way or shouts the first line through a megaphone or whatever really. We have them here in the Netherlands

    • @vex1on488
      @vex1on488 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​@@roykdeboythere are drummers but no megaphones

    • @madyottoyotto3055
      @madyottoyotto3055 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most likely due to the UK tradition of gently rubbing the son's and daughters to get them to have a thicker skin so that they can cope with the daily ribbing we all had and generations will always have
      As the saying goes
      Stick and stone can break your bones but words can never hurt you.

    • @madyottoyotto3055
      @madyottoyotto3055 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@petergilmartin2906that sounds like freedom of expression to me perfectly protected in the UK

  • @lukedavidhennessey9247
    @lukedavidhennessey9247 ปีที่แล้ว +4134

    The best chant I’ve ever heard was for Andy Goram in the 90’s. We all know the “there’s only one Messi/Ronaldo/whoever”. But then came Andy Goram who was diagnosed with schizophrenia so of course along came “there’s only 2 Andy Goram’s”

    • @7quidstudio
      @7quidstudio ปีที่แล้ว +148

      😂😂😂

    • @pgmfi2001
      @pgmfi2001 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      thats Gold wow

    • @kyers9817
      @kyers9817 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Legendary 😂

    • @davefrench3608
      @davefrench3608 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Fuck that’s funny

    • @JCCyC
      @JCCyC ปีที่แล้ว

      You're all going to Hell (and so am I) 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @frankobarressi7919
    @frankobarressi7919 ปีที่แล้ว +1467

    Singing to the arsenal players “who’s going to drive you home” when half the team had been done for drink driving was one of my favourites.

    • @Danlows1
      @Danlows1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      During the Tony Adams days pre-Wenger, by any chance?

    • @Smudgie
      @Smudgie ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I liked the one about Özil.

    • @frankobarressi7919
      @frankobarressi7919 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Danlows1 sure is.

    • @frankobarressi7919
      @frankobarressi7919 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Danlows1 parlour, Merson, Adams and another few were off the road.

    • @shane-oshaunason7590
      @shane-oshaunason7590 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Proud of them all. Adams, Parlour, Merson etc

  • @OrdinaryWatchGuy
    @OrdinaryWatchGuy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +424

    I was watching Sheffield Wednesday at Barnsley one year - the Wednesday goalie had just divorced his wife. The Barnsley fans started sing "Did she take it up the a***?" and the Wednesday goalie nodded and gave them a thumbs up.

    • @James-yy4vl
      @James-yy4vl 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      You’re talking about paddy Kenny, Sheffield united goalie, not Wednesday.

    • @dragonesseather
      @dragonesseather 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yep, that's my hometown for you. 😅

    • @NatalieMcCabe-wh6ni
      @NatalieMcCabe-wh6ni 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤣😂 peach!

  • @luxford60
    @luxford60 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Towards the end of last season I was in the away end at Gillingham with Leyton Orient. It was a midweek evening match, so floodlit. Towards the end of the second half the power went out. We sang "You can't pay your bill, you can't pay your bill, you pikey bastards, you can't pay your bill" and "you need a quid for the meter, you need a quid for the meter, quid for the meter". Totally spontaneous because you can't prepare for things like that.
    Another favourite was Walsall fans when a player from Forest Green Rovers, known for having the only completely vegan stadium in tbe world, fell face first on the putch and tbe Walsall fans sang "He's eating our grass, he's eating our grass, that vegan bastard, he's eating our grass".

    • @catherinecarrigan5763
      @catherinecarrigan5763 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I am crying 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sylviasalaam
      @sylviasalaam ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Hilarious

    • @rjjcms1
      @rjjcms1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Excellent stuff. When you go to away games up in Yorkshire do you ever sing that "in your Northern slums" song (the version of which I first heard had several different verses)? Or "Compo* was your father"?
      *from Last of the Summer Wine

    • @margaretflounders8510
      @margaretflounders8510 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! OMG!
      @@catherinecarrigan5763

    • @rafezetter8003
      @rafezetter8003 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol that's good.

  • @goonerboy93
    @goonerboy93 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    As a Brit, I never realised just how funny football chants were until I watched an American reacting to them. It's just so normal for us 😂

    • @blootoofblue6951
      @blootoofblue6951 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Only takes one. Some stick, some don't. We all know the melody's, just need the words :)

    • @INSA.NEL.Y
      @INSA.NEL.Y ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nah literally btw 🤣

    • @ItsABarmcake
      @ItsABarmcake ปีที่แล้ว

      Been shouting "You fat Bastard" since primary

    • @maisiesmith1797
      @maisiesmith1797 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel the same way

    • @Internationalbruv60
      @Internationalbruv60 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit chants

  • @robertcreighton4635
    @robertcreighton4635 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    One of my favourite chants 'you're nothing special we lose every week'
    😂😂😂

    • @CIMAmotor
      @CIMAmotor ปีที่แล้ว +67

      that was West Ham at Manchester City in the vid.

    • @Isleofskye
      @Isleofskye ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@CIMAmotor I never realised that and I have seen that clip 10 times...

    • @Mike-lm6tj
      @Mike-lm6tj ปีที่แล้ว

      Must follow a shit team if that's your favourite 😂

    • @CIMAmotor
      @CIMAmotor ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Isleofskye I was there, that's the only reason i know

    • @Matthew-bu7fg
      @Matthew-bu7fg ปีที่แล้ว +72

      my favourite chant is to this tune when my team is on a run of defeats then we take the lead in an away game
      "how s**t must you be? we're winning away!"

  • @RickGhastly-ty8cq
    @RickGhastly-ty8cq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    Taking the piss out of each other and banter , a fine English art that is drummed into us from a very young age😂

    • @Primaate
      @Primaate 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Aussies do the same, understandably, but make sure complete humility ensured for life 🇦🇺

    • @Primaate
      @Primaate 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Aussies do the same, understandably, but make sure complete humility ensured for life 🇦🇺

    • @Bcfcuklhpwalker
      @Bcfcuklhpwalker 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Primaate Yes well aware you Aussie didn't fall very far from the tree remember the mother land rejected U..... You criminals Ur never be welcomed back without a prison escorts

    • @dangermouse6687
      @dangermouse6687 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Banter.... an excuse for being thick and ignorant and offensive. And when you are, pass it off as banter to make the other person feel stupid. Yeah the english way alright.

    • @dangermouse6687
      @dangermouse6687 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Being thick, ignorant and offensive and passing if off as banter when the other person calls you on it. Hmmmm, sounds about right for ye.

  • @Mill_O
    @Mill_O ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "It wasn't Saville, it was Gary Neville" Oh lord, where do we even start to explain this to Americans!? 😅

    • @largol33t12
      @largol33t12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I love Man Utd and I know exactly what this chant is about.

    • @glennvage
      @glennvage 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well,as long as they get the idea that gn is a twat...

    • @mikefraser4513
      @mikefraser4513 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      One of them played for BBC FC

    • @Christian-zj3ul
      @Christian-zj3ul 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      please explain! hahaha send a link! what did gary do?

    • @makesomenoiseagency2815
      @makesomenoiseagency2815 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      hahahahahahahaaaaa....donr mate, dont.

  • @wildtamer4461
    @wildtamer4461 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +783

    My favourite is when a team was losing bad, so their fans sung "lets pretend we scored a goal!" And then cheered, absolutely vicious

    • @brutallyremastered4255
      @brutallyremastered4255 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      That's brilliant - can't beat self effacing crowd humour!

    • @Jaybale3
      @Jaybale3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      was spurs away at liverpool, we rarely ever beat them, probably like 3 maybe 4 times in the last 10 years, we play them a minimum of 2 times a season. that specific game that chant was sung we were losing 4-0

    • @Jeremy-is6dy
      @Jeremy-is6dy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A French club's crowd also did it, though I don't remember which one.

    • @budgeman218
      @budgeman218 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Its a pretty common 1 for any team's fans when playing away from home and are losing without scoring a goal. Makes the sometimes very long trips a little bit better than going home after losing 4-0 away

  • @samanthadawson3803
    @samanthadawson3803 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    UK kids spent years communally singing hymns in school assemblies. We’re genetically programmed to sing communally. It’s comes naturally 😂

    • @irohkush9373
      @irohkush9373 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So yrue

    • @i_know_youre_right_but
      @i_know_youre_right_but ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @alta8029 I never thought of it that way but it definitely makes sense, that’s interesting!

    • @childwallred
      @childwallred ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Someone only has to pass wind and we’ll get a tune out of it!

    • @paulwilkins6362
      @paulwilkins6362 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They don't do that any more I'm told,it's pathetic.

    • @grantmcinnes1176
      @grantmcinnes1176 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      And spontaneously improvising rude lyrics to overwrite the hymnbook ones.

  • @juliecumming9243
    @juliecumming9243 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    I remember a match between Germany and Holland a few years ago and the Dutch sang, “Bring back the bicycle of my grandmother.” This refers to German soldiers in WW2 who stole the bicycles when they invaded Holland.

    • @Brausepaul1977
      @Brausepaul1977 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      A common German counter to a well-known rock song:"There comes a time...wohoo...when the levels rise again" referencing the devastating floods decades ago.

    • @paulusdebruijn7756
      @paulusdebruijn7756 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      There was even signs on the welcome glorious parade through the canals, after winning the Eurocup in Germany, saying, Grandda, I've got yer bike back

  • @LL92x
    @LL92x ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    We are trained as toddlers in the fine art of taking the piss 😂

    • @andymountain130
      @andymountain130 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes go girl !!!

    • @bryantomlinson9258
      @bryantomlinson9258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life wouldn't be worth living without piss taking.

    • @cirliam5454
      @cirliam5454 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Please I was trained before I was born to take the piss at games 😂 I’m certain I’m 95% sarcastic and 5% water meat and bones

    • @dcw127
      @dcw127 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes we are. We are unrivaled!

    • @bigben0114ify
      @bigben0114ify ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Us from Yorkshire are born with it

  • @MotRi1986
    @MotRi1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    Adam Johnson, a former Sunderland and Manchester City player. He was convicted for sexual conduct with a minor (I think the one in question was 15 at that time).
    In the clips it is supporters of Newcastle that sing. Newcastle and Sunderland are archrivals and Johnson was Sunderland's best player and biggest star.
    Jimmy Savil was UK's Bill Cosby both in celeberty ratings and what he did. Just that his conducts was far, far worse. After his death his victims started to come forth and it turned out he had been sexual abusing kids, teenagers and young women for decades. This happened while people with power where protecting him. Savil is genuinely one of the most vile and evil people ever lived.

    • @donmongoose
      @donmongoose ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Just to further add to the vileness, he also 'interfered' (to put it politely) with dead bodies in hospital morgues.

    • @jamesalexander5623
      @jamesalexander5623 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      In the end Jim got Fixed!

    • @christianlenik5307
      @christianlenik5307 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Until Selenskiy arrived

    • @vitorcosta5783
      @vitorcosta5783 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Remember going to Sunderland matches and just being embarrassed of being there cause of Johnson

    • @ciaranconlon84
      @ciaranconlon84 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Saville wasn't "outed" until after he died. Enough people knew and it's basically known that he made it clear that he knew who most of the other celebrity perverts were and he would take them all down with him in a scandal that the entertainment industry would never recover from.

  • @ric112
    @ric112 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    "Let's pretend we've scored a goal" followed by wild celebrations is my favourite

    • @iamjimb
      @iamjimb ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My favourite is "he's got a plant pot on his head!"

    • @Jack-fs2im
      @Jack-fs2im ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not mine I,m singing it a lot lately with my rubbish team aaaarrrgggh

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@iamjimb"what a waste of council tax!"

    • @anyoldorion
      @anyoldorion ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “He’s eating a pie “ was funny too..

    • @anyoldorion
      @anyoldorion ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iamjimb That was hilarious

  • @DamienHart
    @DamienHart 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    Forever proving why we don’t need something called a “cheerleader” to get the crowd excited

  • @angermanagementstudios
    @angermanagementstudios ปีที่แล้ว +487

    “Luis Suerez, his teeth are offside”.
    Best footy chant I’ve heard.

  • @UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq
    @UranusMcVitieFish-yd7oq 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    It's simply a tradition to call the goalie a fat bastatd. Started off 100 odd years ago with "who ate all the pies?" and got worse from there.

    • @KatieM786
      @KatieM786 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's a term of endearment really...😂

  • @LocoJunius
    @LocoJunius ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Growing up in the UK you completely brutalise each other with insults constantly but it basically means someone likes you if you know them well and they do this. The Goalkeeper who they were calling fatty the fans will respect him for being a good sport and giving them a clap at the end!

    • @robbiesmith2525
      @robbiesmith2525 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I been doing it for years lol.i even told my manager that a vampire is more active in the day than he was.

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@robbiesmith2525I told my manager he looked like Dracula without the makeup and he laughed.

    • @robbiesmith2525
      @robbiesmith2525 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@thesuperintendent4290 lol

    • @dogfood61188
      @dogfood61188 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I was logging in, in an American sports bar in Belgium, when I heard a scouse accent "fakin ell someone died in here or what?" ( it stunk like an explosion in a thunderbox before I got there). I flushed and came out of the cubicle "Yeah sorry bout that lads" "wheeey here he is the dirty cnut". I can honestly say I never felt more proud to be British than being insulted by a stranger in a pub toilet.

    • @andysutils
      @andysutils 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      This is how we show emotion up north!

  • @michaelpasquarella8818
    @michaelpasquarella8818 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    IM an American...born and raised, but I worked in England few a couple years. Thats when I was introduced to "chants". Their spirits are AMAZING and seem to be so united with each other. They chant in the bars, chant walking to the next bar...Its just a wonderful feeling to be around. ...and they do make them up on the spot, but some of the chants are preserved and stay the same. Also each neighborhood and futball team has their very own chant

  • @BUFUmic
    @BUFUmic ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Heard Gary Neville tell a story once about when he was warming up and a bunch of away fans starting singing "If the Neville's can play for England, so can I!", at which point Paul Scholes, Neville's team mate started singing along as well.... 😂😂😂

    • @daveharvey8460
      @daveharvey8460 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      The Gary Neville song was Fulham fans at Craven Cottage

    • @wesleyhughes4852
      @wesleyhughes4852 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Thats banter at its finest when ur own guys are singing it 😂😂😂

    • @howardchambers9679
      @howardchambers9679 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As Gary says it... Bastard

    • @rofalsaurasrex366
      @rofalsaurasrex366 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It was my lot Fulham fan here at the cottage

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Difference is, when Scholesy is singing it, it's just the truth!

  • @lauraeouzan1991
    @lauraeouzan1991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    I didn’t want that to end! Not laughed like that in awhile 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 strangely proud to be British 🇬🇧 😆😂🤣

    • @sybrows
      @sybrows 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same was v funny

    • @Alex-hy2zc
      @Alex-hy2zc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Strangely???

    • @sonicprime6591
      @sonicprime6591 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      WE ARE BRITISH AND WE ARE PROUD!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @DinoWaffen
      @DinoWaffen 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why would you be strangely proud 😂

    • @adriansmyth721
      @adriansmyth721 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I haven't laughed so much in ages 😂

  • @DrZiplock
    @DrZiplock ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Man U fans had a memorable one about Ji-Sung Park when he was playing for them:
    "Park, Park, wherever you may be,
    you eat dogs in your own country,
    but it could be worse, you could be scouse,
    eating rats in your council house"

    • @Fioneenacockeen
      @Fioneenacockeen ปีที่แล้ว +70

      🤣😅😂 I take it that it's sung to the tune of "Lord Of The Dance" 😂

    • @alpraz4654
      @alpraz4654 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There's the one about kagawa

    • @kenny832
      @kenny832 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My fave too

    • @darganx
      @darganx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man Utd have more songs about Liverpool than there own club.. no wonder they're so sh1t

    • @YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger
      @YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You mean the one they stole from Wigan for Pascal Chimbonda?

  • @miovicdina7706
    @miovicdina7706 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    This is beyond fantastic.
    Brutal.
    Savage.
    And silly and funny.
    I loved all of these chants.
    Love from Belgrade, Serbia.

  • @stephengallagher2209
    @stephengallagher2209 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Watching this American laugh along wholeheartedly without a clue what's happening, or why, is adorable. So innocent.

    • @zlinky1111
      @zlinky1111 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yep, he has no idea who Jimmy Saville was, or any of the others.

    • @Pete-z6e
      @Pete-z6e 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Imagine if he had a clue.

    • @austinsmith1864
      @austinsmith1864 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Pete-z6e its better he dosnt know

    • @andrewlayton9760
      @andrewlayton9760 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@zlinky1111 Johnny Rotten warned us above Jimmy Saville in 1976.

    • @zlinky1111
      @zlinky1111 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@andrewlayton9760 He sure did. So many at the BBC who knew, but said nothing. Don't know how they sleep at night. 😖

  • @Niveuspluma1
    @Niveuspluma1 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    My favourite was "His eyes are offside" for Mesut Ozil (who has bulging eyes). So cruel yet so funny 😂

    • @DioBrando-jm7uf
      @DioBrando-jm7uf ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fantastic.

    • @risenshine371
      @risenshine371 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For me Ed Woodward chant and Kiddy family only good ones. Btw Dinamo Zagreb hools!

    • @TaureanTrish
      @TaureanTrish ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your killing me!! 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @grahamt19781
      @grahamt19781 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yutehube4468
      @yutehube4468 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Also the Suarez one _"His teeth are offside"_ which was particularly funny because he had bitten a few players by then.

  • @crowhillian58
    @crowhillian58 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I was at a match where a fan proposed to his girlfriend at half time and the whole crowd were singing '"You don't know what you're doing" It's a chant usually reserved for the match officials when they make a dodgy decision.

    • @behemothfan1990
      @behemothfan1990 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Was she a bit of a heffer?

    • @crowhillian58
      @crowhillian58 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@behemothfan1990 Actually, no, she was a bit of alright as I remember.

  • @badlucktotem4247
    @badlucktotem4247 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I have this book called 'Shit Ground No Fans'. I found it in a second-hand shop for pennies.
    It has tons of British football chants with background stories and it's excellent.
    Reading it on public transport is a huge no-no. I tried to order a copy for a friend but
    unfortunately, it's unavailable.

    • @dawny3260
      @dawny3260 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Updated now on Amazon

  • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
    @Jizzlewobbwtfcus ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "You're nothing special, we lose every week!" has to be the BEST chant ever!

    • @largol33t12
      @largol33t12 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Sounds like Millwall on a Saturday... 😂🤣

    • @chrispage8936
      @chrispage8936 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Tomorrow afternoon I'll be at Kenilworth Road watching Luton play Man U. It's a certainty that someone, somewhere in the home crowd, will start "You'll never sing that, you'll never say that, Conference Champions, you'll never sing that", referring to the Hatters' progression from non-league to the Prem.

  • @Greksallad
    @Greksallad ปีที่แล้ว +434

    European football fans always have great chants and the English are easily the best at it. British banter in general is just amazing, everyone loves british humor here in Sweden 😂

    • @ilikelampshades6
      @ilikelampshades6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Remember the English fans signing about Swedish women at a world cup haha?

    • @Greksallad
      @Greksallad ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ilikelampshades6 Yes! That was hilarious 😂

    • @AllieB-11.11
      @AllieB-11.11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm English and these aren't average English sports fans. Football fans are quite common and thuggish. If you went to see tennis or cricket you wouldn't hear anything like this as the fans are better educated.

    • @Greksallad
      @Greksallad ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@AllieB-11.11 Obviously lol. You won't see hooligan brawls at any tennis match anywhere in the world bro 💀

    • @SteveT--UK
      @SteveT--UK ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Greksallad i dont think she knows that a lot of the casuals moved to watching cricket a few years ago . Not as bad i grant you that .... 🙏🫂🥷

  • @davehorton7712
    @davehorton7712 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    I am English and was laughing so loud, been to hundreds of football matches and what you see is accepted and lauded, you pay to get in, and you have a 100% right to state your opinion and us brits have a very good sense of humour, and use it every time, great video.

    • @Goady1000
      @Goady1000 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      But for how much longer?

    • @rhyanwalker94
      @rhyanwalker94 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Goady1000true.

    • @marshtopia529
      @marshtopia529 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not if the fa have owt to say, they want us to become American and spend 40 mins chanting defense. They put ished leeds fans for responding to brighton fans "you're doing down with the palace" by chanting "you're going down on your boyfriends".
      Free speech at football may not be around much longer

    • @kiwoo69
      @kiwoo69 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No-one in the world can insult like the British, national talent at its finest :D

    • @justno808
      @justno808 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@kiwoo69Yeah, but even we have a ranking system. Londoners can't insult anyone, Northerners are pretty good, the Welsh have their moments... But the fucking Scots... They take it to another level. 😂

  • @ianwarnes6197
    @ianwarnes6197 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The Fans ..also called the 12th man !
    Chanting can distract the players and cheering can spur the players on ! British sense oh humour helps.

    • @mcvicker6883
      @mcvicker6883 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Liverpool fc fans especially playing at home at Anfield! Have a look for top players playing at Anfield! This is ewhat you say!

  • @8jaime8
    @8jaime8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    For the Americans who thought all English people are posh and polite - I’m glad we’ve cleared up that little misunderstanding.

    • @mbradfield53
      @mbradfield53 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same 😂😂

    • @mbradfield53
      @mbradfield53 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They see London as posh 😂

    • @_lmagine
      @_lmagine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brits don't. Ghetto slum more like ​@@mbradfield53

    • @Nikki.T
      @Nikki.T 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mbradfield53haha Milllll

    • @paulcaswell2813
      @paulcaswell2813 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@mbradfield53 LOL - take 'em to Millwall ;-)

  • @alanp805
    @alanp805 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    'He's not even fat!' And therein lies the essence of terrace football humour 🤣

    • @Pat14922
      @Pat14922 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      even better

  • @SpudgunStreams
    @SpudgunStreams ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Societal norms are left at the turnstile at football. It's like connecting to a hive mind intent on being a bit of a dick, and it's brilliant. The amount of dads on the way out at the end telling their kids "Don't tell your mum we were calling them c***s"

    • @stulofty2008
      @stulofty2008 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      one of my exs kids played for bristol city youth team went to a match once an everyone started chanting whos the wank*r in the black (the ref) he joined then looked at me thinkin i was gunna tell him off all i said was dont say it at home lol

    • @Tiger89Lilly
      @Tiger89Lilly 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me and my dad go to games and I have to tell him "don't tell the kids I was swearing. I told them bum was a swear word"😂

  • @ancogaming
    @ancogaming 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I just subbed for the single reason that your laughter is contagious, man... these days, we can all take something from that example. Cheers!

  • @andymountain130
    @andymountain130 ปีที่แล้ว +3451

    I can safely say they don't drink bud light!!!

    • @dangerousbeans8067
      @dangerousbeans8067 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Trust me that's beer you won't find any brit drinking even before the Dlyan thing ....let's go Brandon lol

    • @liammc433
      @liammc433 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Jd and coke... and coke. 🤣

    • @chrisparker5558
      @chrisparker5558 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      if Carlsberg did football chants lol

    • @JALC-x
      @JALC-x ปีที่แล้ว +188

      still baffles me how it took all this time for americans to realise it's a shit beer, all it took was a little satanic panic

    • @daviddavies3637
      @daviddavies3637 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dangerousbeans8067 No real Brit would touch any of the tasteless American piss. What I found funny about the whole Bud Light thing was that the drop in sales was a self-own as we now know what these self-absorbed, self-proclaimed, "tough guys" and alpha males drink. 😂

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The keeper getting the piss taken out of him, then turns around and gives them a wave... followed by appreciation by the crowd. Its all meant in jest so footy fans appreciate when they laugh along too. Its part of the culture here. Theres also a great story about the Navy Seals and SAS in Iraq together for context of British humour. Outside the Seals barracks they put up a sign which read something like "second to no-one", so the SAS got a piece of cardboard and wrote "no-one" on it and put it above their barracks. Funny little micky taking things is something that seems to just be part of our way of life here, but its meant in a friendly, inclusive manner.

    • @garypointing5825
      @garypointing5825 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I wonder how Americans would react going for a drink with English lads. We destroy each other and love it! My mates and I are vile to each other!

    • @jakewright4394
      @jakewright4394 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      on a slightly more serious note - but it relates and shows the brits ironic humour, in WW2 a group of american soldiers were coming in behind the english who were pinned down due to machine gun nests pointing right at them, the americans radio'd through to see if they needed help, the brits being in the usual ironic humourous way, replied "no its fine, no problems here" the americans left them stuck there for a few hours before they realised, they completely missed the irony in the brits humour...
      irony, none do it as well as the brits! lol

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@jakewright4394 Pretty sure the story is from the Korean War and the British said they were "in a bit of a sitcky" or something like that. So Americans did understand that they were going through something but thought that it was a relatively minor thing the Brits could handle, while they were actually being overran by Chinese.

    • @Cunning.Stunt.777
      @Cunning.Stunt.777 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It was a SAS/SEALS training exercise... The SEALS got to the finishing camp first, and placed a sign saying "Second to none"
      SAS arrived later while Americans were asleep and placed their sign saying "None"
      P.s SAS actually won, because the SEALS missed several check points in the exercise, thinking because they were first across the finishing line they were Victorious... thay infact failed 😎

  • @kieran1289
    @kieran1289 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    As a Brit this was an absolute pleasure to watch. Glad you enjoyed it, it’s great fun.

  • @jeffcurtis5980
    @jeffcurtis5980 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    There was a chant against a Fulham striker, Bobby Zamora- to the tune of 'Thats amora'' by Dean Martin. " When you're sat in row zed, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora". And in 1986, two players by the name of Gary Stevens played for England. To the tune of "Guantanamera"- ""Two Gary Stevens! There's only two Gary Stevens!" etc

  • @daddyandjames255
    @daddyandjames255 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Goalkeepers always get the most stick, and if they turn around after their 45mins and give you a round of applause, they always get a huge cheer.

  • @markhughes8314
    @markhughes8314 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I liked the chant about the Korean guy "He'll shoot, He'll score, He'll eat your Labrador, Yp Lee, yp Lee"

    • @T-Show.
      @T-Show. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      There's an Arsenal chant about one rough player: "He's french, he's free, he'll break your fokin' knee - Flamini!"

    • @jameswells554
      @jameswells554 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @onesths
    @onesths 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    If you get heckled for your weight when you're here, as an English man I can confirm, the best course of action is whip out a pint can of beer....stronger the better, down it in one and cheer like you've won the world cup. .... Acceptance will then be yours.

  • @AntsDude
    @AntsDude 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dude thanks for making this video and please make more like this. Your laughter and joy is so damn contagious!

  • @lionessrising7101
    @lionessrising7101 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    This is what it was like going to an English comprehensive school in the 70s/80s and 90s.😂 you develop a thick skin and a sense of humour very very quickly 😂

    • @louisewilliams7492
      @louisewilliams7492 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Too right! Very little education but a great schooling in bullying and practising 'divided we fall' for the British establishment.

    • @lionessrising7101
      @lionessrising7101 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@louisewilliams7492 speak for yourself, i have a masters.

    • @louisewilliams7492
      @louisewilliams7492 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lionessrising7101 yeah, I was talking in relative terms. I wasn't saying that no one could access higher or post graduate education per se.

    • @Steve-K.G.
      @Steve-K.G. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Can you imagine doing that these days? lol

    • @juliecumming9243
      @juliecumming9243 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Truth! ❤

  • @Jbton2023
    @Jbton2023 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is a uk centric thing. It’s a badge of honour
    He’s blonde, he’s quick, his names a porno flick…. Emmanuelle…
    Still one of the best chants I’ve ever heard

    • @Binge420
      @Binge420 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s big he’s red his feet stick out the bed. Peter crouch Peter crouch 🤣🤣

  • @PRHWoolly80
    @PRHWoolly80 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I love the spontaneity of our chanting and the piss taking. We don't need drums, someone with a mic or another form of coordination, we just need our passion for our team coupled with our brilliant sense of humour.

    • @elpipesape
      @elpipesape ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't forget an enormous and way too irresponsible amount of alcohol....

    • @thediamonddimanian6716
      @thediamonddimanian6716 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@elpipesape well it helps but not a requirement. 🤣

    • @SomethingSeemsOff
      @SomethingSeemsOff ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll show you my passion

    • @fabuniverse3908
      @fabuniverse3908 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, you're musical geniuses up there with Mozart, Bach, Hendrix and Easy muthafarkin E

  • @UmbrielakaPasystem
    @UmbrielakaPasystem 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    As a Brit were bloody insane as hell with the football chants 😭😭

  • @warrenberry186
    @warrenberry186 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    He genuinely has no idea how dark and hilarious these chants are 😂

  • @michaelscott7166
    @michaelscott7166 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    You're kind of right with the Sky TV chant. They're the TV company with the broadcast rights for the league. So in this case they're interviewing people after the game. The reason people are chanting at them is because they're ridiculously overpriced and they move kick off dates and times often at short notice which means some fans, especially travelling away fans can't get to games.

    • @captvimes
      @captvimes ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also Sky = Fox in the US

    • @GoldenBear01
      @GoldenBear01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not overpriced at all

    • @emillyyelen5169
      @emillyyelen5169 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GoldenBear01 sky is the limit...

    • @Goady1000
      @Goady1000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@headred76 yes it is

    • @ricardomoonbeam8530
      @ricardomoonbeam8530 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@headred76 yes it very much is.

  • @robcooper1597
    @robcooper1597 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    The chants often follow the same patterns. Everyone learns these songs and patterns over years of going to watch your team. So when someone throws and new name into the same old structure, everyone can easily adapt what they know to follow the new suggestions. Often started by one loud voice in the crowd

    • @alanwhitver391
      @alanwhitver391 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A lot of the tunes are from music hall, folk, even hymns and go back well over a hundred years. This truly is the essence of British culture.

  • @HizenHerz24
    @HizenHerz24 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love English football, I've been to two games while in England and the atmosphere and passion is unmatched here in the states. It's a very addictive experience.

  • @johnnyb8412
    @johnnyb8412 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Thats English football for you, especially at lower levels when the away fans are 3/4 metre away giving you shit but notice how he clapped at end and the fans clapped him also, he took alot of shit but didn't lose it and the away fans respect him for that

  • @dcw127
    @dcw127 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    As an Englishman who was probably a part of a couple of these chants... I'm immensely proud. We are unrivalled 😂

    • @iainjones7241
      @iainjones7241 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ghey

    • @db7610
      @db7610 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@iainjones7241Shut up you slag.

    • @MrCano2007
      @MrCano2007 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Go to an argentinian stadium

    • @David-bs6fq
      @David-bs6fq ปีที่แล้ว +1

      must keep it going. I’ve heard there are decent chants elsewhere too 🏆

    • @jonathanbarraclough5917
      @jonathanbarraclough5917 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unrivalled - how? the breadth of the chants perhaps but lots of other nations fans sing along. Just not as entertaining and 'all mouth no.....'

  • @clarestubbs9303
    @clarestubbs9303 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Many years ago my hubby went to an away game and then waited on the railway platform with fellow fans for their train home. On the opposite platform was a man in a long Macintosh coat. All the fans sung "Who's the flasher in the mac?" at him until he'd had enough and went into the waiting room. When he came back out they started doing it again! Poor bloke! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SirAntoniousBlock
    @SirAntoniousBlock 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Everton fans to America goalkeeper Tim Howard (who suffered from Tourettes syndrome)
    _Tim Timiny Tim Timiny Tim Tim teroooo we've got Tim Howard and he says f**k you!_

  • @shaunmcloughlin8451
    @shaunmcloughlin8451 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Football here is very tribal. Mixed with the dark sarcastic British sense of humour, match day is incredible. If you get to the UK make sure you go to a game. Nothing like it!
    Great vid had me laughing all the way

  • @furiscafynn6275
    @furiscafynn6275 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I don't know why these videos of American's reacting to these chants bring me such joy, but I really loved your reaction - you have a great chuckle!!

  • @Whippy99
    @Whippy99 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    British humour is brutal. To the point that if someone you know, even family, is nice to you for longer than a minute, you start to get suspicious 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheCraigy83
      @TheCraigy83 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      true !

    • @scorpionformula
      @scorpionformula ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cheekynandos5056
      @cheekynandos5056 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Difficult for Americans to comprehend but if you are being mercilessly roasted by a British person it normally means they like you.

    • @Whippy99
      @Whippy99 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cheekynandos5056 Exactly! 😁

    • @LadyIarConnacht
      @LadyIarConnacht ปีที่แล้ว

      We are the same way in some places in the US. Growing up in a farming town it's the same. The guys greet each other with insults and/or punching.@@cheekynandos5056

  • @britishreaper7717
    @britishreaper7717 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As an Englishman, our footy crowds
    are dark, creative and very good at starting a chant once someone starts it and it can be followed.

  • @Jayandmickeys
    @Jayandmickeys ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Our sense of humour is very dark. Great reaction video you had me laughing all the way through ✌️❤️From England

    • @olwynyoung6499
      @olwynyoung6499 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stopped me in my tracks... your laughter was spontaneously attractive 😂😂😂 chuckling at your comments.
      The lads will try to explain some of the lyrics, hilarious lyrics. 😂 😂😂😂

    • @acmilangirl8202
      @acmilangirl8202 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol us English are a different breed when it comes to dark humour

    • @Jayandmickeys
      @Jayandmickeys ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@acmilangirl8202 definitely, we communicate through banter lol. Here in the North the sense of humour is brutal.

    • @garryswift9612
      @garryswift9612 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Adam johnson is an ex footballer that is currently in prison for being a nonce

    • @afischer8327
      @afischer8327 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, Jimmy Saville fingered your Mum. But you have to hand it to blind prostitutes.

  • @z28boi
    @z28boi ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As an American, I’m in fucking tears at these chants

    • @wowrulerlvl70
      @wowrulerlvl70 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Come to a game. Just watch what side you're on ;)

    • @Judith46795
      @Judith46795 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We are playing Spain tonight I'm the European finals

  • @AhsokaTanoTheWhite
    @AhsokaTanoTheWhite ปีที่แล้ว +72

    A lot of people in UK know these chants because they've been chanted for so long, the tunes are common, one time in our restaurant some teenagers left sex toys in the restaurant in an Ann Summers bag, the girls were too embarrassed to come back for them so their boyfriends came in for them, and when they left, we chanted "We want our dick back", it was a quiet day and nothing else was going on. Was an amusing memory for the ages.

  • @tracigoss9621
    @tracigoss9621 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm a Geordie..Toon army all the waay.. so understand this massively and we were the first chant up ahahahaha 😂 love the chants n wor flags of course 🖤🤍🖤🤍 xx

  • @DextraVisual
    @DextraVisual ปีที่แล้ว +36

    A lot of 19th century British sea shantys come from a similar collective psyche. Especially war chants. It really does get yer blood going.

  • @ChrissyTee8
    @ChrissyTee8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Primary school prepare us for football chants. They all are based of assembly tunes 😂 so we all know the tunes.

    • @mikesaunders4775
      @mikesaunders4775 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They are based on anything from contemporary
      etro pop to Italian opera and beyond.Some of the tunes are even American.

  • @kitsandham7001
    @kitsandham7001 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I was once in a dark alley with 10 or so drunk footie fans coming the other way.
    I guess they noticed my discomfort and I was treated to an unexpected chorus of:
    “and we’ll all go up the Swindon with our willies hanging out”
    I fell about 😂

    • @robertnettleship5467
      @robertnettleship5467 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's hilarious. Did you know which team?

    • @kitsandham7001
      @kitsandham7001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It so was! Oxford Utd have a long rivalry with ‘the Swindon’

  • @keegan773
    @keegan773 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Boris Johnson song is a Micky take on the published song “Glad all over”. So you use the tempo of the song but change a few words. That’s why so many can join in.

    • @Steven-t9s
      @Steven-t9s 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dave Clark 5 record from the 1960s

  • @SamuelHolt1980
    @SamuelHolt1980 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    This is the kind of high-class cultural exchange the internet was meant for 😀

  • @amandev6
    @amandev6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I hope you make more of these British football reaction videos. You truly are a very entertaining man to watch

    • @DrunkTexanSays
      @DrunkTexanSays  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well thank you!!

    • @bexsta7766
      @bexsta7766 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@DrunkTexanSays I agree. Was impressed

  • @dannyboywhaa3146
    @dannyboywhaa3146 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    👍 this has to be the best of these kinds of videos I’ve seen! Seeing your disbelief and shock is so funny... when you said ‘they’re just trying to play soccer’ I got major cheek ache! I needed a good laugh - thanks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @lavatr8322
    @lavatr8322 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The craziest thing about this is ..... They are so spontaneous and they sing it collectively. The Togetherness is just Mind-boggling

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      we the people of Britain are wild.

  • @gaius_enceladus
    @gaius_enceladus ปีที่แล้ว +18

    NZer here - I *LOVE* the British sense of humour! The football chants are awesome!

  • @jamesjwanczuk
    @jamesjwanczuk ปีที่แล้ว +38

    THE best one I’ve heard was British fans at the World Cup singing to Swedish fans after a loss “You’re shit, but your birds are fit”

    • @Eleftheria_i_thanatos
      @Eleftheria_i_thanatos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the reply, "Go home, to your ugly wives".

  • @kirstinescott7311
    @kirstinescott7311 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As a proud English football fan, I can honestly say the chants are my favourite part of the match when it’s going shit for us 😂

  • @alecfrancis2084
    @alecfrancis2084 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I never released just how different the culture was when it came to sports in the UK and USA. Until earlier this year I went to NYC and saw an ice hockey game. I couldn’t believe with such an awesome sport and an iconic venue the crowd was so dead! Apart from bei by prompted to chant “let’s go rangers 👏 👏 👏 “ was embarrassing 😂

    • @foolishsuckas
      @foolishsuckas ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Camp Nou and The Bernabeau are also dead unless its an El Classico or semi final of Champs league.

    • @nog5321
      @nog5321 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me and my daughter went to MSG and there were people litterally on their phones or talking the whole game....Next stop Philly,she hates my team but she had no choice but to applaud the Flers fans for the atmosphere, it was totally different.

    • @margaretwhite7735
      @margaretwhite7735 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😮​@@nog5321

    • @deezytalk2600
      @deezytalk2600 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, playoffs crowds get really loud, but baseball, basketball, hockey fans during a regular season aren’t the best, there’s also a shit ton of games in those sports so it’s mostly just cheer when team does good. our chants are mostly “let’s go (team name)” “de-fence” and players names. What is peak American crowds are American football crowds, especially college. It’s scream as loud as possible whenever the other team has the ball and it’s really a surreal experience being at one of those atmospheres

  • @jacquesmesrine8031
    @jacquesmesrine8031 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    As a Latino living in the UK for almost 14 years, all I can say is that these people's rock and pop culture is incredibly vast because they've, well, essentially created it. So if there's a song that topped the charts for 1 week in 1986, they know it. There's also TONS of musicians here and it's not strange to bump into one who's had a hit. I live in Dundee, Scotland and I bumped a few months ago into Gary Clark from the band Danny Wilson. You might ask who the fk is that dude? Well, search "Mary's Prayer" and bobs yer uncle. Bro has a 80s number one hit and hits the same boozers as yours truly XD

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of the most used tunes for football chants is Guantanamera. Old hymn tunes from church, old pop songs, whatever has a good hook for singing along to.

    • @jacquesmesrine8031
      @jacquesmesrine8031 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@patrickholt2270 oh yeah, and kids songs too. Ive only come to realise this cos my 3 year old toddler comes from nursery singing tunes that I heard before at Loftus Road haha (I'm a QPR fan, from the days I lived in London).

    • @quintinhoughtby1814
      @quintinhoughtby1814 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if i'm not mistaken Gary Clark's son is a huge star now!

    • @jacquesmesrine8031
      @jacquesmesrine8031 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quintinhoughtby1814 have no idea who he is mate. Guess another musician that might be around us in bars without being recognised lel

    • @lyn7621
      @lyn7621 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should look up the tale of the very sordid Jimmy Saville it’s quite shocking as such an evil man was in entertainment “ high society” here for many years.

  • @martinclayton7260
    @martinclayton7260 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Us Brits not only are the kings of sarcasm, but we are the kings of comedy as well.

  • @Piedra302
    @Piedra302 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    BEST reaction ever. Great video yank 👌

  • @andrewvivian6710
    @andrewvivian6710 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This is why the fans in British sport are often called the 12th man, as they can influence a game as much as the players on the pitch.

  • @valkyriedd5849
    @valkyriedd5849 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Listen to the American, "he's not even overweight". lol

  • @Dman911011
    @Dman911011 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As an American with many British Friends I love these chants , The Jimmy Saville he's fingered your mum , came at a bad time i was having a sip of my coffee and it went all over the TV , i cant laugh and drink the same time , i was laughing whole time i was cleaning my mess . Big fan of British Comedy and TV , Monty Python (of course ) , Are you Being Served , The Blackadder , The Young Ones , Allo Allo! a few of my favorites . Keep it up British friends .

    • @offshoretomorrow3346
      @offshoretomorrow3346 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I strongly recommend The Fast Show, sir 😉
      IT Crowd, Harry Enfield, Reeves and Mortimer, League of Gentlemen and Peep Show too.
      Get back to me when you've watched them for more 😁

    • @screb2041
      @screb2041 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Partridge…

    • @paulnewton9733
      @paulnewton9733 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All belters, apart from L.O.G. which is too creepy for me!
      @@offshoretomorrow3346

    • @Der.Soldat
      @Der.Soldat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      British man here, I love all of the shows you mentioned too!
      A Bit of Fry and Laurie is my favourite, followed by Black Books.

    • @Dman911011
      @Dman911011 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Der.Soldat I remember Are you being served from my childhood , goodtimes man one of my favs.

  • @carapo66
    @carapo66 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the best clips I've seen. Thanks for this.

  • @markoconnor4380
    @markoconnor4380 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I'm from the UK and you had me laughing along with you to this 😀

  • @crazycornishcrafter
    @crazycornishcrafter ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love that the guys are so scornful of those that harm younglings.

    • @RxOliver
      @RxOliver 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We hate a beast over here

    • @CBBlock40
      @CBBlock40 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Cornishmen!!

  • @mandychadwick9262
    @mandychadwick9262 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'm English 😂..but you're laughing made me laugh more Xxx

  • @saxonstacker1078
    @saxonstacker1078 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Loved your reactions, it made me laugh watching you laugh. Mad ain't they.

  • @catau8000
    @catau8000 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    hundreds of chants have made me laugh over the years but the silliest ones win... when 6 foot 7 Peter crouch signed for red shirted Liverpool the chants were 'he's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed'

  • @jenni5104
    @jenni5104 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Lifelong Liverpool FC fan here. There's a ton of great songs in football too (not just chants) but yes, a lot of stuff is banter between rival clubs' fans. Some of the best have been left out in this video.
    One of my favourites I ever heard live, was when Liverpool FC were playing in Merseyside Derby with their closest city rival Everton. They were having the typical bad season (relegation zone), and we were having an unusually bad one and it was one of those rare occasions we were in the bottom half of the table with them, and the threat of relegation for us too, seemingly quite possible. Everton fans decided to banter us with a chant of "going down, going down, going down." And without missing a beat the Liverpool fans responded with "so are we, so are we, so are we." That shut them up lol

    • @mindthegaphj637
      @mindthegaphj637 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Been a Liverpool fan since I was a young un.
      " you'll never walk alone "

    • @Ab.Stat.
      @Ab.Stat. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's the only TH-cam comment I have ever read that made me laugh out loud

    • @guffie2
      @guffie2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh go Ed, what season was that Jenni?

    • @marko9463
      @marko9463 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do u know the jonjo shelvey happy potter one

    • @simohayha42
      @simohayha42 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Liverpool FC 😅 lies lies lies never happend

  • @ryanSLF
    @ryanSLF ปีที่แล้ว +91

    As someone who is from the UK, growing up watching your team, following them to every match you learn the songs and chants very quickly and they stay with you forever lol

  • @graham3282
    @graham3282 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Brilliant DTS i was lauging out loud , SO dark , yet SO SO funny , imagine the TV coverage sound guy trying to , cut this out editing etc ..😁😆😅🤣 Graham west of London UK.

  • @robertsuch3614
    @robertsuch3614 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    That was literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in ages, and I’m from the UK 🇬🇧 😂😂😂
    Just for reference, Jimmy Saville was a well known childrens TV presenter who died in 2011. After his death, it came to light that he was in fact the biggest peadophile the country had ever known, hundreds of people came forward and said they had been abused by him, the figure being somewhere around 500. There were so many victims that came forward, that the police had to launch a special investigation. Truly shocking and he never got justice served on him 🙁

    • @Chubbz69UK
      @Chubbz69UK ปีที่แล้ว

      **alleged biggest paedophile... Nothing was ever actually proven and all allegations were made postmortem, where no trial could take place, no evidence be looked at and all allegations were one-sided and defenceless. That being said, he was a paedo 😆

    • @ryanwebb5082
      @ryanwebb5082 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The first one was about a footballer who met a 15-year-old girl in a nightclub and was caught texting her. Does anyone else know if there was anything else he done?

    • @yodanksy
      @yodanksy ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Adam Johnston did more than text and involved sexual acts and went to jail for it.

    • @edlittle8831
      @edlittle8831 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yodanksy yeah was gonna say.. he was sent to prison for 3 years, but has now been released.

    • @vincentvega9863
      @vincentvega9863 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanwebb5082 Only a bit of harmless fingering 😂

  • @davidbeeson9408
    @davidbeeson9408 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Adam Johnson was a footballer who got sent to jail for messing with little kiddies.
    I’m so proud to be an English football fan, watching you enjoying our chants. 😂😂
    Great video man. A lot of lower league clubs featured.

    • @johnblacksmith9505
      @johnblacksmith9505 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @davidbeeson9408 NOT QUITE u bellcheese!! He was convicted of kissing and touching a 15 year old girl who he thought was 18. Still got done for it though. Served 3 years of a 6 year sentence and put on the sex offenders register. The absolute lies and bollox of the statement above is a real worry. Is he messing around with a teenage girl who was only 1 year below the legal limit and acting like she was 18, YES!. Is he a pedo who was messing around with children, NO.

    • @tommcglone2867
      @tommcglone2867 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah he finger blasted a 15 year old

  • @fairychangeling8337
    @fairychangeling8337 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Why did it take me, a english 37 year old woman, to watch a american dude to truly appreciate the art of the english football fans ability to be hilarious.

    • @CHRISANDREOU4199
      @CHRISANDREOU4199 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Same as,
      53 from London,
      The genius beauty of the TUBE

    • @sammycinnamon7300
      @sammycinnamon7300 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We take it for granted

  • @AndyA1234
    @AndyA1234 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I've been to 3 top flight matches (0-0, 0-0 & 1-0) and the most entertaining part was the chants and banter. If you come to the UK you must go to a match.

  • @HLA-vh5of
    @HLA-vh5of ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I'm on a journey of watching Americans react to British things. This is the best one. 😂

  • @chrisgb4645
    @chrisgb4645 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    It's worse than filming a promo, they are live talking about the match that just finished and people at home watching on their TVs can hear it 😂

  • @slyteen2197
    @slyteen2197 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The English sense of humour is second to none. Great banter 👍🏻

    • @majorlaff8682
      @majorlaff8682 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks, Sly. My name is None.

  • @Pkbristolyt
    @Pkbristolyt 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Great video it’s so funny to see our fans from an outside perspective 😂

  • @bluenose7984
    @bluenose7984 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Jimmy Saville was a DJ and BBC presenter, friends with the Royal family and a famous celebrity. When he died 100s of women spoke up about him going into their schools and abusing them when they were children! He would do tonnes of charity work for a children's hospital too and was going around abusing sick children. Because he was so famous, he got to free roam where ever he wanted. His bosses knew what he was up to but looked the other way.

    • @matthewdearsley123
      @matthewdearsley123 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I think hes' also accused of having 'fun' with dead kids in morgues. Personally i find using his name out of order due to his depravity

    • @irene3196
      @irene3196 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      His family removed his headstone when it was discovered what he had been up to. He now has a unmarked grave.

    • @VengeanceCore
      @VengeanceCore ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewdearsley123 Yes they use the name to shock people.

    • @Paul-hl8yg
      @Paul-hl8yg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There should be a fine every time someone utters his name!! Grrrr!!! 🇬🇧

    • @VengeanceCore
      @VengeanceCore ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Paul-hl8yg Yes lets add more things you can get fined for in the UK.