Comedian DESTROYS Poet | INSTANTLY regrets it💥
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ต.ค. 2024
- There are two things Doug would rather avoid in standup: crowd interaction and hometown gigs. This video is the culmination of both.
(Originally uploaded as part of podcast episode #562 on Patreon)
New Special out this month: www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast
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When Doug gets angry
He sounds like Gilbert Gottfried
Look who's talking too
Actual LOL
Spotlight's biting glare,
Jokes land heavy on soft hearts,
Smile fades, stings remain.
🤣🤣🤣
#HeHasFeelings
Doug is the only real Opera singer left in the USA 😂
Too sloppy now.
You only get one shot, one opportunity will you capture it or let it slip....he's nervous but on the surface the haiku has a purpose its ready
@@johnscott6481 uhhhhhh. have you not seen his earlier sets before? he's been like this since the 90s lol
Man I usually get secondhand embarrassment for people who have the stones to heckle a comedian, but this was god damn cathartic.
As a total weeb nerd, if I fucking asked Doug to let me do a haiku, and he let me, I'd do the fucking do the haiku even if it was shit and wasn't even a haiku. Why would you ask if you're not going to do it?!? Although I doubt I'll ever see Doug IRL, iff I do, I'll ask him to do a haiku and do the worst fucking non-haiku you have ever heard and let him roast me.
That's way funnier than refusing and some whiny bitch saying "My husband has feelings! ;_; "
A ranting drunk: now that's entertainment
you dont know how dumb you look with that comment, this guy is a legend The comedians comedian
Take your dog and get out of here
Not really....
In a world of tripe,
And not so great pretenders,
Doug (Stanhope) springs eternal.
"get the fuck out of my house!"
..."now im gonna see her in safeway all the time!😡"
i love doug
This is how "crowd work" should go all the time, then maybe it would finally stop
Doug was a prince until the haiku poet couldn't even get 17 syllables out of his mouth on stage and his wife tried to defend his impotence. -Love ya Doug!
He even offered an olive branch after all that absurdity.
It wasn't until "Get off the stage" that he realized these people couldn't be reasoned with.
That was epic.
Doug intro'd the shit
Out of haiku guy
Bastard shoulda just gone up
Dougy my boy you fucking rule over comedy
Hearing this is cathartic. Wish my mom would try to heckle Doug sometime
There once was a comedian on the stage.
Who's sympathy turned into rage.
This isn't a haiku.
And Doug won't know what to do.
When the Safeway stares become strange.
Four hours ago I hated everything, now it's feasible
Her husband should do the haiku over the intercom at safeway 😮😅
😅
doug is so fucking real its painful and also, the most hilarious thing that is happening
Read the sign out front, at Stanhope’s comedy show, No Haikus Allowed.
im doug stanhope and thats why i drink.
screenwipe is what introduced me to stanhope, another reason to be grateful to charlie brooker. Love how many relatively unknowns he gave bits to on his show. Same for Limmy.
@@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689Limmy is a tool. Has been funny though
The world needs more Doug and less entitled wives of poets who disrespect Comedy.
Her husband: all feel,
No balls one him just feelings,
Winter make him cry.
Even at the meanest point Doug was being too nice
I love that he finally popped about how it degrades the art form of comedy.
@@timothysampson9496 her standards specifically, not audience participation generally, but yeah, narry a disagreement.
So wild that you've cultivated this cult over the decades but still have hecklers AT YOUR OWN HOUSE
Go, Doug, go.
It only took me
seven little syllables
to write this haiku
The most brilliant haiku I have ever heard. A meta haiku, if you will.
Doug just killing it and he's not even his 9th drink
"My husband has feelings". Priceless. 😂
As a newbie comic. Two years in this month. My heart just lept from my chest with joy and glee at this display.
Keep studying Dougie and Attell, and you'll be fine, at least. Just Focus on Material, and not "Content" If you know what I mean. Don't feel pressured to post every open mic set. Hone your Craft. Chop Wood. Carry Water.
🫡
Doug likes to drink lots
He is funnier than you
What are you doing
Went to a comedy show
My wife wasn't happy to see it
Won't give them that haiku
I like Doug's phrasing
I like opera singers
And snot bubbles too
❤
I was waiting for them to be like “he has Down’s syndrome” heart warming turn. NOPE!
Thank God for Doug Stanhope
Entertaintment concepts, that was fucking brilliang. Love ya Andy.
This crowd is so lame. No sense of humor what so ever. Long live Dougie
Love the fact that this was posted. Supreme confidence.
Anyone else expecting a poem based on ''hauk tua '' girl? Just me?
worth the wait. thanks doug, dog,poet and poet protector.
I started watching this not expecting anything out of the ordinary.. Then I experienced a goddamn wave of emotions
Doug's back and I immediately feel more positive about the future despite the shitstorm going on!!!😂🎉❤😊😮
He has feelings? He has no balls. And we see what happened to them.
I love the wine splashing around the old fashioned glass with a fucking cocktail straw in it that tells you all you need to know about how long Stanhope has been drinking to this this point...Unless that's just how he starts, what the fuck do I know. Still funny.
Five topics to fix society via discussion:
-Anti-natalism vs Natalism
-The 3 basic needs/prenatal needs
Three things necessary for human evolution that are provided while in the womb which are; food, shelter and medical care.
-Platinum rule
Do whatever makes one happier unless it interferes with another persons ability to do the same.
-MBTI (research yours and connect with others)
-Art (pick one and get better at it!)
thank you for posting
"Is that a Haiku?!?!?!" Holy shit man, I lost it when he said that.
Wow. Hilarious, but it was a little like watching someone publicly self immolating. I had a strange feeling of guilty pleasure. Takes huge balls doing that in your home town, I feel your pain when you see her in Safeway. Love you Doug.
He's just drunk!!!
"I'm not driving a bus, mfer!"🤣
Well now there's the fire from 25 years ago. That was awkward as Oslo
It is odd how there's this massive standup comedy resurgence with some comedians getting massively popular, yet it all sucks and Doug is like the only the good standup comedian around now.
Huh? You're living under a rock.
Hahahahaa the bit by the next guy about the dog slayed me.
This pretty much sums up why you are my favorite comic.
This is fucking perfect.
See you at Safeway Doug.🤣
That was ALMOST the perfect hilarious take down, a hiku in dougs house, even doug woulda been crippled by that, but no, it fell short and yea.... ya get both barrels there...... if anything doug held back 🤣
Great upload, and punters beware, when dougs gut out, wobblin with his drink in hand and a mic, you better get ya shit tight 😂
Poet John Cooper Clarke was asked, live on tv, to do a Haiku.
He answered 'Making a poem with seventeen syllables is very diffic'.
there once was a man from nantuckett, he sucked at haikus....
Thank you for everything that you do. And for those pressing record.
The metamorphosis of the new gilbert godfried
I love you Doug! 😂😂
When he stepped in front of the mic I knew it was on😅
"I'm rude!" - That's Doug.
AA would ruin Doug . Haiku’s to sobriety are very popular in meetings and they allow dogs.
Lol the sarcasm is dripping off that title! 😅
Reminds me of when I seen him in Leeds in 2015 and some purple haired girl shouted from the balcony "you're disgusting!", like did you even spend 5 minutes of watching a couple of Stanhope clips on youtube before paying $60+ for a ticket??? The mind boggles.
I know right, paying in $ in Leeds
@@SmegulonPrime I'm using an american keyboard, dont worry I did the rough translation
@@shane_l8085 I'm just messing
I mean he *is* disgusting... thats why you pay to see the guy rather than micheal macyntyre.
hahahahahaha
we love yo Dougie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pavarotti would be proud!
LMAO!
from a long time fan in south america....
saluud!°
Finding Doug's specials on TH-cam 20 years ago helped save me from growing up to be a boring religious person.
Never heard anyone talk like that or question authority like that. It meant a lot to me.
Vicious, I love it. 🤣
Of course he has feelings if he does haiku, duuh
Andy steps right up an say she's on the rag. Lol.
Thank you Chailee! Have a great Saturday.
A Comedy Show
Doug Stanhope presented it
Haikus not welcome.
Be poet lenders
Boogers of the opera
No borrowing jokes
A poet should know better. Go get 'em, Stanhope.
Doug Stanhope Chortled
While Alex Jones' Deadname Jizzed
His Hate on Austin
C.I.A. Money
Can make a fake rebellion
But can't make Funny
We love you, Doug!!!
Vote ,Doug Stanhope November 5th
now were talkin..
Doug: Im kinda running outta ammo and wanna just not come across as a total prick to the people in my town and move on
Woman: *throws box of ammo onto stage*
Doug: Well, if you insist...
exactly why i don’t go to Safeway anymore myself
I hope I have the chance to meet Stanhope so I can do him the courtesy of a "hey man, big fan" and just keep walking. Even that is probably too much of an imposition, but fuck him. You don;t get to be that great and then get butthurt about it when someone recognizes it.
There's literally a 0% chance he'd get mad or think you're imposing.
@@TheLowest I didn't say or mean "mad." And I know for a fact anything beyond that is imposing. learn how to recognize an attempt at humor.
The hardest part of being a comedian must be the fact that most people are too dumb for comedy
I'd be surprised if it wasn't the wife who put his name in the hat to begin with. "you should go up and show off so my friends will envy me" "fuck that! they'd stone me to death!" "well, I already signed you up, so..."
A beautiful dumpsterfire, love you Doug 😂
Doug yelling without the mic sort of reminds me of Gilbert Gottfried
I love you Doug (Andy too).
I couldn't think of anything funny so I went honest.
I suck ugh
Still better than the haikuer
That's my husband he is feelings
Doug started frothing at the mouth when he heard that
We love you Doug!
Looks like everybody got in their feelings that night…
more ! mooooore !
The title is clickbait, because I know the only thing Doug is going to regret is not having another drink.
If you're going to ask to perform, at least have the Jacob's to actually get up and perform. To then have a pop at the person who asked you up on stage is pathetic behaviour of the highest order.
Genius 😂😂
Doug had made jokes
the audience should laugh
all hell breaks loose
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i thought throughout this 5 minute video id hear at last 1 haiku
Her husband is a goo-gobbler
Bro,... do you even Haiku...? (Allow me):
"Haiku Humiliation" - (a Haiku by Covert Radio)
Blind declivity
An angry woman complaining
At the drunk comedian
Very cool.
Insanity.
Oh my god 4:05+ is perfect