He should have, you're right. I would have. If Doug comes to my home town I'd go up, but it wouldn't be a haiku, probably a free verse poem making fun of slackers at work. Something people would get.
While Doug was a bit all over, his point was super true - it's a comedy show, if you go and do a haiku on the stage, people will either laugh or be disappointed. If mr haiku is so thickbrained that he doesn't understand that, and might get upset over being laughed at (at a comedy show) his handler/wife should not let him pass haiku requests around.
Doug was a prince until the haiku poet couldn't even get 17 syllables out of his mouth on stage and his wife tried to defend his impotence. -Love ya Doug!
He even offered an olive branch after all that absurdity. It wasn't until "Get off the stage" that he realized these people couldn't be reasoned with. That was epic.
It's more than a bit disrespectful to suggest poetry is a novelty act, tho. Doug was the one who instinctively assumed it needed that element to sell it (standing on his head, etc), so that was just projection. For all he knew, the haiku could have been funny, or maybe something which referenced him or his set.
screenwipe is what introduced me to stanhope, another reason to be grateful to charlie brooker. Love how many relatively unknowns he gave bits to on his show. Same for Limmy.
I love everything about this LMAO. You are the perfect “angry” comedian. Love how you emphasized that you're doing a bit, and the lady's still offended. The show must go on, Nancy, Jesus Christ. Just got here after the FUX news bit. Hilarious, you’ve gained a new follower. As an angry-sounding Sicilian New Yorker, you're my spirit animal. Keep it up, Mr. Stanhope! The second most hilarious part to me was the dude at the end saying “I'm not here to entertain you, I'm just here to fill some time…with entertainment concepts.” LOL Much love, Bill
As a total weeb nerd, if I fucking asked Doug to let me do a haiku, and he let me, I'd do the fucking do the haiku even if it was shit and wasn't even a haiku. Why would you ask if you're not going to do it?!? Although I doubt I'll ever see Doug IRL, iff I do, I'll ask him to do a haiku and do the worst fucking non-haiku you have ever heard and let him roast me.
Exactly! It went worse for him because he didn't follow through. That just gave more fuel for Doug there. And the wife defending him, like a mom in the school yard??? Good grief. If a poet feels their work has been attacked they should be able to defend themselves -- what kind of voice does a poet have if they can't raise their voice. It's actually a lot of fun to read poetry in bars and beer tents and deal with hecklers! I get how comedians love to confront hecklers.
@@davidknight2423 He must've been some nerd who thought it was standup poetry, and then Doug went up and started talking, and the nerd realized he had made a massive mistake and just ran away.
@@TopLob Yeah. Right after his wife speaks for him. Ouch. There's a lot in common with stand-up and poetry reading. Hell Leonard Cohen used to do comedy bits between his poems!
I love how when doug said "its like comedy is fucking nothing" you can visually see the nerve being struck because comedy is important to Doug as it should be for everyone. I just love this human.
There once was a comedian on the stage. Who's sympathy turned into rage. This isn't a haiku. And Doug won't know what to do. When the Safeway stares become strange.
It is odd how there's this massive standup comedy resurgence with some comedians getting massively popular, yet it all sucks and Doug is like the only the good standup comedian around now.
How can you go to a Show you pay money for and disrespect the person you paid to go see. Comedy is a craft and takes work and balls to get up and open up to a room of people. Take them along with your humor. Thanks Doug for all you do
Doug Stanhope has mastered the art of stand up in social media and is seemingly pushing the medium to new limits . This clip made me laugh so hard . Doug Stanhope . Best in the world .
Keep studying Dougie and Attell, and you'll be fine, at least. Just Focus on Material, and not "Content" If you know what I mean. Don't feel pressured to post every open mic set. Hone your Craft. Chop Wood. Carry Water.
I know my comments don't matter. But it's worth the time to mention how happy this makes me. The best part is Doug would be consistent with or without someone recording, in front of 10 or 10,0000 people.
That was ALMOST the perfect hilarious take down, a hiku in dougs house, even doug woulda been crippled by that, but no, it fell short and yea.... ya get both barrels there...... if anything doug held back 🤣 Great upload, and punters beware, when dougs gut out, wobblin with his drink in hand and a mic, you better get ya shit tight 😂
Wow. Hilarious, but it was a little like watching someone publicly self immolating. I had a strange feeling of guilty pleasure. Takes huge balls doing that in your home town, I feel your pain when you see her in Safeway. Love you Doug.
Finding Doug's specials on TH-cam 20 years ago helped save me from growing up to be a boring religious person. Never heard anyone talk like that or question authority like that. It meant a lot to me.
When Doug gets angry
He sounds like Gilbert Gottfried
Look who's talking too
Actual LOL
My husband wants to
Do a haiku at your show
Doo doo doo doo doo.
@@motorcycleboy9000 Winging it a bit at the end but it qualifies 😄
Fucking sensational
I love this haiku so much.
Doug getting told to get off stage at his own house is so on brand
The world needs more Doug and less entitled wives of poets who disrespect Comedy.
"My husband has feelings". Priceless. 😂
What has happened to men?
Man I usually get secondhand embarrassment for people who have the stones to heckle a comedian, but this was god damn cathartic.
"get the fuck out of my house!"
..."now im gonna see her in safeway all the time!😡"
i love doug
This is how "crowd work" should go all the time, then maybe it would finally stop
Doug intro'd the shit
Out of haiku guy
Bastard shoulda just gone up
That's not a haiku
You blithering idiot
Get off the stage, man
He should have, you're right. I would have. If Doug comes to my home town I'd go up, but it wouldn't be a haiku, probably a free verse poem making fun of slackers at work. Something people would get.
While Doug was a bit all over, his point was super true - it's a comedy show, if you go and do a haiku on the stage, people will either laugh or be disappointed.
If mr haiku is so thickbrained that he doesn't understand that, and might get upset over being laughed at (at a comedy show) his handler/wife should not let him pass haiku requests around.
Doug was a prince until the haiku poet couldn't even get 17 syllables out of his mouth on stage and his wife tried to defend his impotence. -Love ya Doug!
He even offered an olive branch after all that absurdity.
It wasn't until "Get off the stage" that he realized these people couldn't be reasoned with.
That was epic.
Wtf is haiku?
@@JeffJeffers0n a Japanese style of poetry.
Doug is the only real Opera singer left in the USA 😂
Too sloppy now.
@@johnscott6481 uhhhhhh. have you not seen his earlier sets before? he's been like this since the 90s lol
I have. Its just now his drunk , seems like,elderly...
I literally met a former opera singer today.
It's more than a bit disrespectful to suggest poetry is a novelty act, tho. Doug was the one who instinctively assumed it needed that element to sell it (standing on his head, etc), so that was just projection. For all he knew, the haiku could have been funny, or maybe something which referenced him or his set.
Her husband: all feel,
No balls one him just feelings,
Winter make him cry.
You even included the seasonal word, well done
You should have followed Stanhope
im doug stanhope and thats why i drink.
screenwipe is what introduced me to stanhope, another reason to be grateful to charlie brooker. Love how many relatively unknowns he gave bits to on his show. Same for Limmy.
@@fromthedumpstertothegrave3689Limmy is a tool. Has been funny though
"Get off the stage, Doug!"
Yelled an audience member.
Bouncers knocked her out.
I love everything about this LMAO. You are the perfect “angry” comedian. Love how you emphasized that you're doing a bit, and the lady's still offended. The show must go on, Nancy, Jesus Christ. Just got here after the FUX news bit. Hilarious, you’ve gained a new follower. As an angry-sounding Sicilian New Yorker, you're my spirit animal. Keep it up, Mr. Stanhope!
The second most hilarious part to me was the dude at the end saying “I'm not here to entertain you, I'm just here to fill some time…with entertainment concepts.” LOL
Much love,
Bill
In a world of tripe,
And not so great pretenders,
Doug (Stanhope) springs eternal.
Tripe is wholesome and nutritious. , there's no word for what this world is.
See, exactly. I bet that took a little while.
Spotlight's biting glare,
Jokes land heavy on soft hearts,
Smile fades, stings remain.
🤣🤣🤣
#HeHasFeelings
what was she thinking
womans husband has feelings
what a dumb c*nt lol
Not bad! Probably sounds better in Japanese though 😅
so much joy brought to the world
Love the fact that this was posted. Supreme confidence.
So wild that you've cultivated this cult over the decades but still have hecklers AT YOUR OWN HOUSE
"you fucking monster!" was the cherry on top!
Even at the meanest point Doug was being too nice
As a total weeb nerd, if I fucking asked Doug to let me do a haiku, and he let me, I'd do the fucking do the haiku even if it was shit and wasn't even a haiku. Why would you ask if you're not going to do it?!? Although I doubt I'll ever see Doug IRL, iff I do, I'll ask him to do a haiku and do the worst fucking non-haiku you have ever heard and let him roast me.
That's way funnier than refusing and some whiny bitch saying "My husband has feelings! ;_; "
Exactly! It went worse for him because he didn't follow through. That just gave more fuel for Doug there. And the wife defending him, like a mom in the school yard??? Good grief. If a poet feels their work has been attacked they should be able to defend themselves -- what kind of voice does a poet have if they can't raise their voice. It's actually a lot of fun to read poetry in bars and beer tents and deal with hecklers! I get how comedians love to confront hecklers.
@@davidknight2423 He must've been some nerd who thought it was standup poetry, and then Doug went up and started talking, and the nerd realized he had made a massive mistake and just ran away.
@@TopLob Yeah. Right after his wife speaks for him. Ouch. There's a lot in common with stand-up and poetry reading. Hell Leonard Cohen used to do comedy bits between his poems!
She just had to bring her dog, ...to a comedy show. Says everything.
Doug channeling his inner Gilbert Gottfried when drunk 😂
"why isnt he haikuing!?"
Her husband should do the haiku over the intercom at safeway 😮😅
😅
doug is so fucking real its painful and also, the most hilarious thing that is happening
I love how when doug said "its like comedy is fucking nothing" you can visually see the nerve being struck because comedy is important to Doug as it should be for everyone. I just love this human.
This was gold.
Imagine showing up to Stanhope show completely oblivious, and being a "Haiku guy"
I love that he finally popped about how it degrades the art form of comedy.
@@timothysampson9496 her standards specifically, not audience participation generally, but yeah, narry a disagreement.
There once was a comedian on the stage.
Who's sympathy turned into rage.
This isn't a haiku.
And Doug won't know what to do.
When the Safeway stares become strange.
😂
Might be a limerick. I don't know.
@@wexwuthor1776 Not even.
Hearing this is cathartic. Wish my mom would try to heckle Doug sometime
Read the sign out front, at Stanhope’s comedy show, No Haikus Allowed.
"I'm rude!" - That's Doug.
It only took me
seven little syllables
to write this haiku
The most brilliant haiku I have ever heard. A meta haiku, if you will.
I started watching this not expecting anything out of the ordinary.. Then I experienced a goddamn wave of emotions
Four hours ago I hated everything, now it's feasible
In Scotland a Haikoo is a cow that ate magic mushrooms
When I saw Stanhope,
Some years ago in Bangkok,
He roasted us all
Go, Doug, go.
Doug likes to drink lots
He is funnier than you
What are you doing
Herion
Doug just killing it and he's not even his 9th drink
I like Doug's phrasing
I like opera singers
And snot bubbles too
❤
"...see her in Safeway...". Jesus, that was way funnier than it you'd think it should be until you hear Doug yelling it.
That poor dog, stuck with those two nitwits.
It is odd how there's this massive standup comedy resurgence with some comedians getting massively popular, yet it all sucks and Doug is like the only the good standup comedian around now.
Huh? You're living under a rock.
There's also Stewart Lee....
So upset she was,
a gray goose margarita
Left on the table.
How can you go to a
Show you pay money for and disrespect the person you paid to go see. Comedy is a craft and takes work and balls to get up and open up to a room of people. Take them along with your humor. Thanks Doug for all you do
Doug Stanhope has mastered the art of stand up in social media and is seemingly pushing the medium to new limits . This clip made me laugh so hard . Doug Stanhope . Best in the world .
thank you for posting
Be poet lenders
Boogers of the opera
No borrowing jokes
Went to a comedy show
My wife wasn't happy to see it
Won't give them that haiku
I love Stanhope. I still use some of his lines that I heard 30 years ago.
Nothing makes anger as funny as alcohol.
Entertaintment concepts, that was fucking brilliang. Love ya Andy.
The hardest part of being a comedian must be the fact that most people are too dumb for comedy
worth the wait. thanks doug, dog,poet and poet protector.
Dougy my boy you fucking rule over comedy
As a newbie comic. Two years in this month. My heart just lept from my chest with joy and glee at this display.
Keep studying Dougie and Attell, and you'll be fine, at least. Just Focus on Material, and not "Content" If you know what I mean. Don't feel pressured to post every open mic set. Hone your Craft. Chop Wood. Carry Water.
🫡
That was bad-ass and his point was solid.
THAT..... was art.
"I wanna do a haiku."
"Well, this is *my* show, a comedy show, but sure, go ahead. Let's hear your haiku."
"You're mean."
Thank God for Doug Stanhope
I know my comments don't matter. But it's worth the time to mention how happy this makes me. The best part is Doug would be consistent with or without someone recording, in front of 10 or 10,0000 people.
See you at Safeway Doug.🤣
Thank you for everything that you do. And for those pressing record.
Best rant I have seen in awhile :D
Ha ha ha ha thank you for existing, Doug Stanhope
We need more Doug!
"My husband has feelings"
TELL HIM TO GO WRITE A HAIKAI ABOUT IT
That's my experience of the world. You're nice to people and they mistake your kindness for weakness. Then you have to bite them twice as hard
"Is that a Haiku?!?!?!" Holy shit man, I lost it when he said that.
This pretty much sums up why you are my favorite comic.
Hahahahaa the bit by the next guy about the dog slayed me.
i could watch this 10 times a day
That was ALMOST the perfect hilarious take down, a hiku in dougs house, even doug woulda been crippled by that, but no, it fell short and yea.... ya get both barrels there...... if anything doug held back 🤣
Great upload, and punters beware, when dougs gut out, wobblin with his drink in hand and a mic, you better get ya shit tight 😂
The metamorphosis of the new gilbert godfried
Heckled in your own yard. Damn.
there once was a man from nantuckett, he sucked at haikus....
You just got permission to take a stand up act to a poetry slam.
The funniest thing the next comic could have done is recite a poem! Lol
"Now I'm going to see her in Safeway all the time...!" lol
He has feelings? He has no balls. And we see what happened to them.
Phil the Stalker here. TH-cam changed my comment name to my original gmail account. Doug's gonna need an attorney.
Doug's back and I immediately feel more positive about the future despite the shitstorm going on!!!😂🎉❤😊😮
🤣🤣🤣😂 hahahah Doug kills me off every time . Total legend ! Haiku dude 😂🤣
Lol the sarcasm is dripping off that title! 😅
Wow. Hilarious, but it was a little like watching someone publicly self immolating. I had a strange feeling of guilty pleasure. Takes huge balls doing that in your home town, I feel your pain when you see her in Safeway. Love you Doug.
Thank you Chailee! Have a great Saturday.
Well now there's the fire from 25 years ago. That was awkward as Oslo
Even in your own house, you can't just do your set without getting heckled by some random asshole in the crowd.
Put your new special up man!
Finding Doug's specials on TH-cam 20 years ago helped save me from growing up to be a boring religious person.
Never heard anyone talk like that or question authority like that. It meant a lot to me.
The art of greeting high? Cool.
This is fucking perfect.
I was waiting for them to be like “he has Down’s syndrome” heart warming turn. NOPE!
If he has feelings, he should write a haiku about it.
I WANT **MORE** ANGER LIKE THIS!
i LOVE when people decide FK THE FILTER IMMA tell you how it really is!
Mitch hedberg wannabe dressed like Hunter Thompson right after, this is perfect.
I wish I would have seen this before my gig tonight. I had the same experience but didn't have Doug's perfect response.
The same experience??? Is there a epidemic of randos gatecrashing comedy shows with Japanese poems?
hahahahahaha
we love yo Dougie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pavarotti would be proud!
LMAO!
from a long time fan in south america....
saluud!°