I just wanted to point out that sh1ggy here in this comment section also came up with a good name for said autobiography (unintentionally though): "Long, thin and filled with worry" - LOL😂
Steven! Bro this is awesome I love that you got into doing this - and from what I can see the pieces are amazing! Awesome video I love Conan I got to see him live about a decade ago! Best video I’ve seen in years!
As someone eho grew up down river grom Silver City, nobody is missing much. Its one of the crime capitals of New Mexico, and thats saying something for a place that has Albuquerque.
Astrology works with or without belief...you just have to have an open mind about learning about yourself and others...this is the best use of Astrology. 😊
Also, the Aries sun + Virgo rising combo very much speaks to the mercurial nature of his comedy. At its core it's intellectual based on his references to history & niche knowledge, while also being entirely unhinged and off the rails
@@JoshPhoenix11 lmao, I bet you believe in psychics too. Tarot cards, palm reading, astrology…all proof humans will believe anything. I know enough to know that there are 88 constellation, of which 12 are used in astrology, even though there are technically 13 but nobody counts ophiuchus. Positions of constellations and other celestial bodies have no relationships to human affairs, it’s pseudoscience.
I happen to be Ophiuchus actually. Celestial bodies have an influence to biology and consciousness via inductance. The communication of information from overlaying of magnetic fields. DNA is surrounded by a magnetic sheath, the body has its magnetic field, the Earth, the Sun and planetary bodies. At the time of birth theres an imprint, or 'snapshot' within our DNA from the positioning and configuration of those celestial bodies. Astrology is then reading and interpreting the contrast, or difference between, that of your personal 'imprint' to the current positioning and influence of those celestial bodies. Its unbelievably complex. True Astrology is not tabloid horoscopes. And Its the oldest science on the planet. And a genuine Astrologer is a Master, its a lifelong dedication and commitment both from the maturity but also because without that orientation, mindset, discipline and approach Mastery wont develop and be realized. Because a genuine Astrological chart reading is only going to be as good as the Astrologer. And its Mastery is in what is beyond its academic knowledge and what can be taught. If you can find a really good Astrologer, go have your full chart done. But if you do make sure you fully comprehend the difference between a critic, a genuine critic, and a cynic. And know what the consequences can be for not being clear in your understanding of both.
Astrology is not based in belief. Astrology works by taking the Good within it's knowledge to make people happy. It's fun and interesting, warm and loving, it's about understanding yourself and other people, finding answers and guidance by learning about it. Unlike science or even religion, which are also man-made systems, just like Astrology is, by the way, it doesn't rely on brain-washing others nor is it a bunch of cold, hard facts that do not contribute anything positive towards the promotion of more loving human relationships in this life. ❤
@@JoshPhoenix11 Actually, no, just like I don't need to understand all the supposed intricacies of making homeopathic medicine to know it doesn't work beyond the placebo effect. Its nonsensical proposed mechanisms completely aside, astrology simply cannot make any accurate predictions about the world. We know that the date of birth of any given person does not correlate with their personality traits in any meaningful way (beyond some very crude associations, like fall and winter babies having a higher chance of severe depression later in life, which has nothing to do with BS like "zodiac signs"), and certainly not in the way astrology proposes, and therefore it is indeed a load of horseshit.
How dare you. This guy's cosmic horsecrap chakra is aligned with his snakeoil center, with a massive BS rising. Can't you feel it?? Lord Xenu is calling.
@@Christopher-md7tf Not that its related, but you mention placebo yet how can that consistently and reliably produce such a significant result that science must account for it? Because correct me if its not right, doesn't science consider placebo 'pseudoscience'? Im not certain on that, but even so I know you understand what Im saying. Because just like absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, absence of understanding is not an understanding of its absence. How can you dismiss it purely because its not understood. The argument that all other arguments of this nature lead back to is your own self. How can you determine anything to be real and certain when the self that is determining it to be real and certain is an enigma. But if you wish to hear my explanation for Astrology I'll give it, but I don't claim to be an expert on this, its just as close to articulating and describing the understanding I have at this time (I have Autism, I don't think with words or dialogue, or with linear thought). Celestial bodies have an influence to biology and consciousness via inductance. The communication of information from overlaying of magnetic fields. DNA is surrounded by a magnetic sheath, the body has its magnetic field, the Earth, the Sun and planetary bodies. At the time of birth theres an imprint, or 'snapshot' within our DNA from the positioning and configuration of those celestial bodies. Astrology is then reading and interpreting the contrast, or difference between, that of your personal 'imprint' to the current positioning and influence of those celestial bodies. Its unbelievably complex. True Astrology is not tabloid horoscopes. And Its the oldest science on the planet. And a genuine Astrologer is a Master, its a lifelong dedication and commitment both from the maturity but also because without that orientation, mindset, discipline and approach Mastery wont develop and be realized. Because a genuine Astrological chart reading is only going to be as good as the Astrologer. And its Mastery is in what is beyond its academic knowledge and what can be taught. If you can find a really good Astrologer, go have your full chart done. But if you do make sure you fully comprehend the difference between a critic, a genuine critic, and a cynic. And know what the consequences can be for not being clear in your understanding of both.
Astrology, fake or real, and there's nothing in this world that is not real, in and of itself...it runs the gamut of human personality traits, and so just on this basic level of information and knowledge, Astrology helps us understand ourselves, and especially others, which leads to positive sharing and discussions that contribute to more loving relationships all around. The supernatural, same thing, it simply depends on what good you are giving and receiving through the use of it, it is certainly worthwhile in this sense, any belief aside. 🤍
"Long, thin and filled with worry." How do you even come up with this so quickly??
That's what she said
he definitely thought about it before
Decades in writer's rooms makes for a finely sharpened and quick wit, and a big storage chest of bits to endlessly recycle
I've always felt that Conan needed more Tanzanite in his magic jewelery.
I think he needs more aluminum. Conan seems like an aluminum kind of guy.
@@Just_Another_Sunday But is it a masculine metal? A custom piece of jewelry like this must capture Conan's macho swagger!
I think he should double down on that brooch. A nice tanzanite brooch☝
as if he doesn't have a whole hoard of it along with his cauldron full of coins, rainbows and other goofy bullshit
Hi my dating profile bio says 'Im only here cause Conan is married'
"Can you do that, Steven?"
Get a piece made for Jordan! 😂
I feel like Jordan's eyes would roll out of his head if he was forced to talk about astrology, which would be great.
@@definitelyeric Right? 😆👋
Conan's Autobiography will be called : Right in the middle...
Average at Best: The Life of Conan O'Brien
@@mydude74Conan O'Brien : What went wrong...
In the middle of Llama
Or Goofy Juice 🥤
I just wanted to point out that sh1ggy here in this comment section also came up with a good name for said autobiography (unintentionally though): "Long, thin and filled with worry" - LOL😂
Yeah he looks how I pictured him.
This is the most "moved to the American Southwest" guy that has ever lived
GORELY is funny, so happy he's part of the podcast. He's the soft accent piece to the Garish Conan.... comedically speaking... and in design terms.
"How much gold can I get?" 😂😂
Conan should do a Human Design reading
This was a perfect segment 🤣
I’d like to see Conan get an astrology reading by this guy!
I want one too!
@@andreachung396 me tooooo
Is Conan must go show still happening??? It looked so good. 😊
They had to take a break bc of the writer's strike, but I'm sure it will be back on now that the strike is over!
Yes.. this spring
I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the end of this !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol Sona said chod haven’t heard that since high school 😂
I love this so much, two of my favorite things! Good job Steven!
Comedy and scamming people?
"My P- - - - is long, thin, and filled with worry." The funniest thing I've ever heard.
Conan PLUS astrology? Epic! 😃
More!!!! I would 100% listen to a deeper longer chart reading after Conan has given exact birth time.
Wdym? 1986 is his exact birth year!
Goofy goo 😂
Steven is the best! So awesome to see him on here. Thanks Conan!!
We need more of Jordan and Conan!!!!
Connecting the head and the heart? sounds dangerous
It's called "emotion". ❤
I love Conan's ad reads. They are better than ones done by the likes of Howie Mandel or Sarah Silverman, etc. I still laugh about the bidet ad.
'Yknow what I like to do? Crack open a nice slab of Rhodolite Garnet with the crew!"
I wish Conan O'Brien would commission a self portrait from me. I'd have way too much fun painting it 🤣
I was just in silver city yesterday
Did you stop by the jewelry store to see Stephen?
@@paolagutierrez2568 no, I’m in San Diego today… watching Stephen for the first time
I lost my soda when Sona said "I wanna be..." sprayed all over the keyboard.
Conan, what does that supposed to mean… proceeds to connect rocks to self esteem
“I don’t think sooooo” love the Fred Willard reference.
So Yoda sells Miller Lite. Cool
Are you referring to Yaddle?😏
For the new generation of Conan fans go and TH-cam Conan and Sona ( assistant) the funniest interactions ever 100 % not scripted
It's supposed to be "wind at your back".. as in wishing someone have "wind at their back" to help them forward. Mixing metaphors, Conan!
Great one!!! Great show
Can we get another all "oops all adds episode"?
Conan's Blue Poo would make a great children's book. 😂
I'd be afraid to know what my astrological jewelry would look like... I'm a Scorpio fire dragon. Probably just a butcher's knife on a chain?
Steven! Bro this is awesome I love that you got into doing this - and from what I can see the pieces are amazing! Awesome video I love Conan I got to see him live about a decade ago! Best video I’ve seen in years!
April 17th here! Kindred spirits
William Faulkner Invented The Points As A Subdivision & Yarrow Was His Refraction, Oscar Meyer
Last Ride Or Die ?
Bench, Ball, & Mazel Tov
As someone eho grew up down river grom Silver City, nobody is missing much. Its one of the crime capitals of New Mexico, and thats saying something for a place that has Albuquerque.
Conan when are you doing another Haiti show?
Charleton !!
Can I do an astrology reading with Steven??
It's cool we figured out astronomy hundreds of years ago, so we can forget about astrology now... oh f*ck, maybe not quite yet
I am also an Aries with Virgo rising. Maybe I’m a closet comedic genius
As much as we love Sona's laughs, I'm sometimes concerned that she might be laughing too much.
It's dumb fake unicorn science but the guy is pretty sweet, get a scientologist next time.
As an astrology guy myself, this was a pleasantly surprising guest!
1986 very young, ty Conan 🙏
LOL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏
Shoutout the 360
Most awkward fan interview. Used the old "there are things we don't know" to slide past his clear disbelief in astrology.
Astrology works with or without belief...you just have to have an open mind about learning about yourself and others...this is the best use of Astrology. 😊
@@junemoonchild69 jupiter is in retrograde, i have aboner
If you ever feel worthless, just remember this guy is out there.
Nice
This guy's bullcrap chakra is aligned with his snakeoil center, and a BS rising.
Also, the Aries sun + Virgo rising combo very much speaks to the mercurial nature of his comedy. At its core it's intellectual based on his references to history & niche knowledge, while also being entirely unhinged and off the rails
pseudo science 😂
Jesus lmao. Bunch of verbal diarrhea
haha
An astrologer? That's not "cool". May as well have a Flat Earther on.
I'd love to see Conan interview a flat earther 😅
That's like a phrenologist or a chiropractor or republican.
🤣🤣🤣
😂
Does Conan read the comments? Does he respond?
Not Conan. But Bley from time to time.
Hi Bley!
It’s honestly sad that this guy can make a living selling fake magic jewelry to people who actually believe astrology BS
If you believe Astrology is BS then it means you must first understand it right?
So, what is it and how does it work?
@@JoshPhoenix11 It's nothing and it doesn't work. Stop trying to sound smart.
@@JoshPhoenix11 lmao, I bet you believe in psychics too. Tarot cards, palm reading, astrology…all proof humans will believe anything. I know enough to know that there are 88 constellation, of which 12 are used in astrology, even though there are technically 13 but nobody counts ophiuchus. Positions of constellations and other celestial bodies have no relationships to human affairs, it’s pseudoscience.
I happen to be Ophiuchus actually.
Celestial bodies have an influence to biology and consciousness via inductance.
The communication of information from overlaying of magnetic fields.
DNA is surrounded by a magnetic sheath, the body has its magnetic field, the Earth, the Sun and planetary bodies.
At the time of birth theres an imprint, or 'snapshot' within our DNA from the positioning and configuration of those celestial bodies.
Astrology is then reading and interpreting the contrast, or difference between, that of your personal 'imprint' to the current positioning and influence of those celestial bodies.
Its unbelievably complex. True Astrology is not tabloid horoscopes. And Its the oldest science on the planet.
And a genuine Astrologer is a Master, its a lifelong dedication and commitment both from the maturity but also because without that orientation, mindset, discipline and approach Mastery wont develop and be realized.
Because a genuine Astrological chart reading is only going to be as good as the Astrologer. And its Mastery is in what is beyond its academic knowledge and what can be taught.
If you can find a really good Astrologer, go have your full chart done.
But if you do make sure you fully comprehend the difference between a critic, a genuine critic, and a cynic.
And know what the consequences can be for not being clear in your understanding of both.
Astrology is not based in belief. Astrology works by taking the Good within it's knowledge to make people happy. It's fun and interesting, warm and loving, it's about understanding yourself and other people, finding answers and guidance by learning about it. Unlike science or even religion, which are also man-made systems, just like Astrology is, by the way, it doesn't rely on brain-washing others nor is it a bunch of cold, hard facts that do not contribute anything positive towards the promotion of more loving human relationships in this life. ❤
😂
What a load of horseshit 😂 and people pay money for that crap 🤣
If you believe Astrology is BS then it means you must first understand it right?
So, what is it and how does it work?
@@JoshPhoenix11 Actually, no, just like I don't need to understand all the supposed intricacies of making homeopathic medicine to know it doesn't work beyond the placebo effect. Its nonsensical proposed mechanisms completely aside, astrology simply cannot make any accurate predictions about the world. We know that the date of birth of any given person does not correlate with their personality traits in any meaningful way (beyond some very crude associations, like fall and winter babies having a higher chance of severe depression later in life, which has nothing to do with BS like "zodiac signs"), and certainly not in the way astrology proposes, and therefore it is indeed a load of horseshit.
How dare you. This guy's cosmic horsecrap chakra is aligned with his snakeoil center, with a massive BS rising. Can't you feel it?? Lord Xenu is calling.
@@Christopher-md7tf Not that its related, but you mention placebo yet how can that consistently and reliably produce such a significant result that science must account for it? Because correct me if its not right, doesn't science consider placebo 'pseudoscience'? Im not certain on that, but even so I know you understand what Im saying.
Because just like absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, absence of understanding is not an understanding of its absence. How can you dismiss it purely because its not understood.
The argument that all other arguments of this nature lead back to is your own self.
How can you determine anything to be real and certain when the self that is determining it to be real and certain is an enigma.
But if you wish to hear my explanation for Astrology I'll give it, but I don't claim to be an expert on this, its just as close to articulating and describing the understanding I have at this time (I have Autism, I don't think with words or dialogue, or with linear thought).
Celestial bodies have an influence to biology and consciousness via inductance.
The communication of information from overlaying of magnetic fields.
DNA is surrounded by a magnetic sheath, the body has its magnetic field, the Earth, the Sun and planetary bodies.
At the time of birth theres an imprint, or 'snapshot' within our DNA from the positioning and configuration of those celestial bodies.
Astrology is then reading and interpreting the contrast, or difference between, that of your personal 'imprint' to the current positioning and influence of those celestial bodies.
Its unbelievably complex. True Astrology is not tabloid horoscopes. And Its the oldest science on the planet.
And a genuine Astrologer is a Master, its a lifelong dedication and commitment both from the maturity but also because without that orientation, mindset, discipline and approach Mastery wont develop and be realized.
Because a genuine Astrological chart reading is only going to be as good as the Astrologer. And its Mastery is in what is beyond its academic knowledge and what can be taught.
If you can find a really good Astrologer, go have your full chart done.
But if you do make sure you fully comprehend the difference between a critic, a genuine critic, and a cynic.
And know what the consequences can be for not being clear in your understanding of both.
I can't stand astrologers, but this was still funny cuz: Conan.
ohh. Astrologer, in short, a liar and a con artist
I'm not into astrology, but he's a jeweler, with a craft, providing people with something they want.
I can barely stomach these negative value added parasites being made fun of.
@@AstroBear11 LOL, astrology is imaginary nonsense practiced by lying frauds, peroiod.
In order for you to conclude that it means you must first understand it.
So, what is it and how does it work?
@@kuzirareoLol they're not paying taxes. They can barely pay rent.
Astrology is 100% fake. It's meaningless. Just like all things supernatural.
Astrology, fake or real, and there's nothing in this world that is not real, in and of itself...it runs the gamut of human personality traits, and so just on this basic level of information and knowledge, Astrology helps us understand ourselves, and especially others, which leads to positive sharing and discussions that contribute to more loving relationships all around. The supernatural, same thing, it simply depends on what good you are giving and receiving through the use of it, it is certainly worthwhile in this sense, any belief aside. 🤍
Adults who do this are top-tier cringe
Steven is a snake oil salesman.
Gemini Fading into your mom
"astrology and jeweler", It's less syllables to just say "snake oil salesman"
ppl in LA think a chode is a little wiener. Is it not the interstitial space between the balls and the bootyhole?
Never thought we'd see a bigger bullshit artist than Jordan on this show. This guy takes the cake.
I dont care ill post it on every video until im heard. Bring back Final Space!
astrologer jeweler .. .
What a load of crap
if it wasn't for Sonja and old Shawl neck I wouldn't be watching.
Want to watch someone that accepts Astrology is true brain explode? Mention twins, since they obviously have different personalities.
Boring
💤💤💤💤💤
Love Conan, but what a waste of time listening to this astrology nonsense, dude get a real job...
Coco the hypocrite, no age related jokes regarding Biden. But with poor Larry King all bets were off.
MORE RUTHIE !