A Fan Reads Conan’s Birth Chart | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 20 ก.ย. 2024
  • ตลก

ความคิดเห็น • 159

  • @sh1ggy
    @sh1ggy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    "Long, thin and filled with worry." How do you even come up with this so quickly??

    • @kaelthunderhoof5619
      @kaelthunderhoof5619 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's what she said

    • @whothefvckiscris
      @whothefvckiscris 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he definitely thought about it before

    • @hankkingsley9183
      @hankkingsley9183 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Decades in writer's rooms makes for a finely sharpened and quick wit, and a big storage chest of bits to endlessly recycle

  • @ThatsOnYoutube
    @ThatsOnYoutube 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    I've always felt that Conan needed more Tanzanite in his magic jewelery.

    • @Just_Another_Sunday
      @Just_Another_Sunday 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think he needs more aluminum. Conan seems like an aluminum kind of guy.

    • @colinneagle4495
      @colinneagle4495 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Just_Another_Sunday But is it a masculine metal? A custom piece of jewelry like this must capture Conan's macho swagger!

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think he should double down on that brooch. A nice tanzanite brooch☝

    • @jrockoclock7088
      @jrockoclock7088 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      as if he doesn't have a whole hoard of it along with his cauldron full of coins, rainbows and other goofy bullshit

  • @thenewclassic4
    @thenewclassic4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Hi my dating profile bio says 'Im only here cause Conan is married'

  • @erwindehart4328
    @erwindehart4328 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    "Can you do that, Steven?"

  • @samanthab1923
    @samanthab1923 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Get a piece made for Jordan! 😂

    • @definitelyeric
      @definitelyeric 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I feel like Jordan's eyes would roll out of his head if he was forced to talk about astrology, which would be great.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@definitelyeric Right? 😆👋

  • @gilbertodepiento8521
    @gilbertodepiento8521 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Conan's Autobiography will be called : Right in the middle...

    • @mydude74
      @mydude74 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Average at Best: The Life of Conan O'Brien

    • @gilbertodepiento8521
      @gilbertodepiento8521 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@mydude74Conan O'Brien : What went wrong...

    • @starxhilmie
      @starxhilmie 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the middle of Llama

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or Goofy Juice 🥤

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just wanted to point out that sh1ggy here in this comment section also came up with a good name for said autobiography (unintentionally though): "Long, thin and filled with worry" - LOL😂

  • @ThatsOnYoutube
    @ThatsOnYoutube 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Yeah he looks how I pictured him.

    • @timmccarthy9917
      @timmccarthy9917 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      This is the most "moved to the American Southwest" guy that has ever lived

  • @TheVelvetVixen
    @TheVelvetVixen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    GORELY is funny, so happy he's part of the podcast. He's the soft accent piece to the Garish Conan.... comedically speaking... and in design terms.

  • @IVIUSE
    @IVIUSE 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "How much gold can I get?" 😂😂

  • @HeroicHaroon
    @HeroicHaroon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Conan should do a Human Design reading

  • @spyrodragonsbane3076
    @spyrodragonsbane3076 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This was a perfect segment 🤣

  • @LollieVox
    @LollieVox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I’d like to see Conan get an astrology reading by this guy!

    • @andreachung396
      @andreachung396 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I want one too!

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@andreachung396 me tooooo

  • @Llamamamashamallama
    @Llamamamashamallama 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Is Conan must go show still happening??? It looked so good. 😊

    • @leora_in_london
      @leora_in_london 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They had to take a break bc of the writer's strike, but I'm sure it will be back on now that the strike is over!

    • @sofiesummerbradley
      @sofiesummerbradley 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes.. this spring

  • @edwincrain986
    @edwincrain986 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the end of this !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freddys12
    @freddys12 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    lol Sona said chod haven’t heard that since high school 😂

  • @TheAstrologyPodcast
    @TheAstrologyPodcast 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love this so much, two of my favorite things! Good job Steven!

    • @alec57
      @alec57 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Comedy and scamming people?

  • @mintyfresh4987
    @mintyfresh4987 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "My P- - - - is long, thin, and filled with worry." The funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @PsychicRaven
    @PsychicRaven 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Conan PLUS astrology? Epic! 😃

  • @dhswl
    @dhswl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    More!!!! I would 100% listen to a deeper longer chart reading after Conan has given exact birth time.

    • @stanley9868
      @stanley9868 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wdym? 1986 is his exact birth year!

  • @acthemagician
    @acthemagician 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Goofy goo 😂

  • @wiltsecreations
    @wiltsecreations 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Steven is the best! So awesome to see him on here. Thanks Conan!!

  • @NoName-fp2nd
    @NoName-fp2nd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We need more of Jordan and Conan!!!!

  • @tyr409
    @tyr409 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Connecting the head and the heart? sounds dangerous

    • @junemoonchild69
      @junemoonchild69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's called "emotion". ❤

  • @YouTubeDave-tp7ij
    @YouTubeDave-tp7ij 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I love Conan's ad reads. They are better than ones done by the likes of Howie Mandel or Sarah Silverman, etc. I still laugh about the bidet ad.

    • @pretzelhunt
      @pretzelhunt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      'Yknow what I like to do? Crack open a nice slab of Rhodolite Garnet with the crew!"

  • @ambercasper7466
    @ambercasper7466 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wish Conan O'Brien would commission a self portrait from me. I'd have way too much fun painting it 🤣

  • @gocproductions5
    @gocproductions5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I was just in silver city yesterday

    • @paolagutierrez2568
      @paolagutierrez2568 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Did you stop by the jewelry store to see Stephen?

    • @gocproductions5
      @gocproductions5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@paolagutierrez2568 no, I’m in San Diego today… watching Stephen for the first time

  • @aabill1950
    @aabill1950 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I lost my soda when Sona said "I wanna be..." sprayed all over the keyboard.

  • @padmajanadkarni8182
    @padmajanadkarni8182 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Conan, what does that supposed to mean… proceeds to connect rocks to self esteem

  • @zacharhia
    @zacharhia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I don’t think sooooo” love the Fred Willard reference.

  • @garyi.1360
    @garyi.1360 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    So Yoda sells Miller Lite. Cool

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you referring to Yaddle?😏

  • @JackyJames1
    @JackyJames1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    For the new generation of Conan fans go and TH-cam Conan and Sona ( assistant) the funniest interactions ever 100 % not scripted

  • @wyskass861
    @wyskass861 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's supposed to be "wind at your back".. as in wishing someone have "wind at their back" to help them forward. Mixing metaphors, Conan!

  • @jeffreycayouette
    @jeffreycayouette 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great one!!! Great show

  • @OsRG12
    @OsRG12 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can we get another all "oops all adds episode"?

  • @mcm2366
    @mcm2366 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Conan's Blue Poo would make a great children's book. 😂

  • @jamesdooling4139
    @jamesdooling4139 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'd be afraid to know what my astrological jewelry would look like... I'm a Scorpio fire dragon. Probably just a butcher's knife on a chain?

  • @ad00m5
    @ad00m5 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Steven! Bro this is awesome I love that you got into doing this - and from what I can see the pieces are amazing! Awesome video I love Conan I got to see him live about a decade ago! Best video I’ve seen in years!

  • @tonyagrammatico622
    @tonyagrammatico622 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    April 17th here! Kindred spirits

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    William Faulkner Invented The Points As A Subdivision & Yarrow Was His Refraction, Oscar Meyer

  • @Motorcross520
    @Motorcross520 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone eho grew up down river grom Silver City, nobody is missing much. Its one of the crime capitals of New Mexico, and thats saying something for a place that has Albuquerque.

  • @JoseHernandez-ql8vw
    @JoseHernandez-ql8vw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Conan when are you doing another Haiti show?

  • @treborretsnom6186
    @treborretsnom6186 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Charleton !!

  • @andreachung396
    @andreachung396 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can I do an astrology reading with Steven??

  • @hankkingsley9183
    @hankkingsley9183 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's cool we figured out astronomy hundreds of years ago, so we can forget about astrology now... oh f*ck, maybe not quite yet

  • @maddyhall4171
    @maddyhall4171 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I am also an Aries with Virgo rising. Maybe I’m a closet comedic genius

  • @rc653
    @rc653 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As much as we love Sona's laughs, I'm sometimes concerned that she might be laughing too much.

  • @disliked1390
    @disliked1390 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's dumb fake unicorn science but the guy is pretty sweet, get a scientologist next time.

  • @Uarehere
    @Uarehere 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an astrology guy myself, this was a pleasantly surprising guest!

  • @catpeople11
    @catpeople11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1986 very young, ty Conan 🙏

  • @lachauntiswashington231
    @lachauntiswashington231 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LOL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

  • @garrettjohnson97
    @garrettjohnson97 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Shoutout the 360

  • @joelaut2605
    @joelaut2605 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Most awkward fan interview. Used the old "there are things we don't know" to slide past his clear disbelief in astrology.

    • @junemoonchild69
      @junemoonchild69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Astrology works with or without belief...you just have to have an open mind about learning about yourself and others...this is the best use of Astrology. 😊

    • @raidwipe
      @raidwipe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@junemoonchild69 jupiter is in retrograde, i have aboner

  • @xploration1437
    @xploration1437 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    If you ever feel worthless, just remember this guy is out there.

  • @JMPT
    @JMPT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice

  • @TigerGreene
    @TigerGreene 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This guy's bullcrap chakra is aligned with his snakeoil center, and a BS rising.

  • @iconoclastic-fantastic
    @iconoclastic-fantastic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Also, the Aries sun + Virgo rising combo very much speaks to the mercurial nature of his comedy. At its core it's intellectual based on his references to history & niche knowledge, while also being entirely unhinged and off the rails

    • @sumitkataria7492
      @sumitkataria7492 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      pseudo science 😂

    • @alec57
      @alec57 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus lmao. Bunch of verbal diarrhea

  • @SaltwaterSean
    @SaltwaterSean 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    haha

  • @SD-jw3cj
    @SD-jw3cj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    An astrologer? That's not "cool". May as well have a Flat Earther on.

    • @micahsalberg4792
      @micahsalberg4792 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'd love to see Conan interview a flat earther 😅

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's like a phrenologist or a chiropractor or republican.

  • @SuperTracilee
    @SuperTracilee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @triple_alpha
    @triple_alpha 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @NotaBeautyGuru7
    @NotaBeautyGuru7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Does Conan read the comments? Does he respond?

    • @johnavernia1026
      @johnavernia1026 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Not Conan. But Bley from time to time.

    • @exert2020
      @exert2020 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hi Bley!

  • @jujitsujew23
    @jujitsujew23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    It’s honestly sad that this guy can make a living selling fake magic jewelry to people who actually believe astrology BS

    • @JoshPhoenix11
      @JoshPhoenix11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If you believe Astrology is BS then it means you must first understand it right?
      So, what is it and how does it work?

    • @dec1ple135
      @dec1ple135 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@JoshPhoenix11 It's nothing and it doesn't work. Stop trying to sound smart.

    • @jujitsujew23
      @jujitsujew23 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@JoshPhoenix11 lmao, I bet you believe in psychics too. Tarot cards, palm reading, astrology…all proof humans will believe anything. I know enough to know that there are 88 constellation, of which 12 are used in astrology, even though there are technically 13 but nobody counts ophiuchus. Positions of constellations and other celestial bodies have no relationships to human affairs, it’s pseudoscience.

    • @JoshPhoenix11
      @JoshPhoenix11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I happen to be Ophiuchus actually.
      Celestial bodies have an influence to biology and consciousness via inductance.
      The communication of information from overlaying of magnetic fields.
      DNA is surrounded by a magnetic sheath, the body has its magnetic field, the Earth, the Sun and planetary bodies.
      At the time of birth theres an imprint, or 'snapshot' within our DNA from the positioning and configuration of those celestial bodies.
      Astrology is then reading and interpreting the contrast, or difference between, that of your personal 'imprint' to the current positioning and influence of those celestial bodies.
      Its unbelievably complex. True Astrology is not tabloid horoscopes. And Its the oldest science on the planet.
      And a genuine Astrologer is a Master, its a lifelong dedication and commitment both from the maturity but also because without that orientation, mindset, discipline and approach Mastery wont develop and be realized.
      Because a genuine Astrological chart reading is only going to be as good as the Astrologer. And its Mastery is in what is beyond its academic knowledge and what can be taught.
      If you can find a really good Astrologer, go have your full chart done.
      But if you do make sure you fully comprehend the difference between a critic, a genuine critic, and a cynic.
      And know what the consequences can be for not being clear in your understanding of both.

    • @junemoonchild69
      @junemoonchild69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Astrology is not based in belief. Astrology works by taking the Good within it's knowledge to make people happy. It's fun and interesting, warm and loving, it's about understanding yourself and other people, finding answers and guidance by learning about it. Unlike science or even religion, which are also man-made systems, just like Astrology is, by the way, it doesn't rely on brain-washing others nor is it a bunch of cold, hard facts that do not contribute anything positive towards the promotion of more loving human relationships in this life. ❤

  • @pontiac411
    @pontiac411 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    What a load of horseshit 😂 and people pay money for that crap 🤣

    • @JoshPhoenix11
      @JoshPhoenix11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If you believe Astrology is BS then it means you must first understand it right?
      So, what is it and how does it work?

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@JoshPhoenix11 Actually, no, just like I don't need to understand all the supposed intricacies of making homeopathic medicine to know it doesn't work beyond the placebo effect. Its nonsensical proposed mechanisms completely aside, astrology simply cannot make any accurate predictions about the world. We know that the date of birth of any given person does not correlate with their personality traits in any meaningful way (beyond some very crude associations, like fall and winter babies having a higher chance of severe depression later in life, which has nothing to do with BS like "zodiac signs"), and certainly not in the way astrology proposes, and therefore it is indeed a load of horseshit.

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How dare you. This guy's cosmic horsecrap chakra is aligned with his snakeoil center, with a massive BS rising. Can't you feel it?? Lord Xenu is calling.

    • @JoshPhoenix11
      @JoshPhoenix11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Christopher-md7tf Not that its related, but you mention placebo yet how can that consistently and reliably produce such a significant result that science must account for it? Because correct me if its not right, doesn't science consider placebo 'pseudoscience'? Im not certain on that, but even so I know you understand what Im saying.
      Because just like absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, absence of understanding is not an understanding of its absence. How can you dismiss it purely because its not understood.
      The argument that all other arguments of this nature lead back to is your own self.
      How can you determine anything to be real and certain when the self that is determining it to be real and certain is an enigma.
      But if you wish to hear my explanation for Astrology I'll give it, but I don't claim to be an expert on this, its just as close to articulating and describing the understanding I have at this time (I have Autism, I don't think with words or dialogue, or with linear thought).
      Celestial bodies have an influence to biology and consciousness via inductance.
      The communication of information from overlaying of magnetic fields.
      DNA is surrounded by a magnetic sheath, the body has its magnetic field, the Earth, the Sun and planetary bodies.
      At the time of birth theres an imprint, or 'snapshot' within our DNA from the positioning and configuration of those celestial bodies.
      Astrology is then reading and interpreting the contrast, or difference between, that of your personal 'imprint' to the current positioning and influence of those celestial bodies.
      Its unbelievably complex. True Astrology is not tabloid horoscopes. And Its the oldest science on the planet.
      And a genuine Astrologer is a Master, its a lifelong dedication and commitment both from the maturity but also because without that orientation, mindset, discipline and approach Mastery wont develop and be realized.
      Because a genuine Astrological chart reading is only going to be as good as the Astrologer. And its Mastery is in what is beyond its academic knowledge and what can be taught.
      If you can find a really good Astrologer, go have your full chart done.
      But if you do make sure you fully comprehend the difference between a critic, a genuine critic, and a cynic.
      And know what the consequences can be for not being clear in your understanding of both.

  • @Bane-l7h
    @Bane-l7h 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can't stand astrologers, but this was still funny cuz: Conan.

  • @markanthonypanao1120
    @markanthonypanao1120 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    ohh. Astrologer, in short, a liar and a con artist

    • @Drnaynay
      @Drnaynay 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I'm not into astrology, but he's a jeweler, with a craft, providing people with something they want.

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can barely stomach these negative value added parasites being made fun of.

    • @mavfan1
      @mavfan1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AstroBear11 LOL, astrology is imaginary nonsense practiced by lying frauds, peroiod.

    • @JoshPhoenix11
      @JoshPhoenix11 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In order for you to conclude that it means you must first understand it.
      So, what is it and how does it work?

    • @TigerGreene
      @TigerGreene 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kuzirareoLol they're not paying taxes. They can barely pay rent.

  • @betsyduane3461
    @betsyduane3461 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Astrology is 100% fake. It's meaningless. Just like all things supernatural.

    • @junemoonchild69
      @junemoonchild69 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Astrology, fake or real, and there's nothing in this world that is not real, in and of itself...it runs the gamut of human personality traits, and so just on this basic level of information and knowledge, Astrology helps us understand ourselves, and especially others, which leads to positive sharing and discussions that contribute to more loving relationships all around. The supernatural, same thing, it simply depends on what good you are giving and receiving through the use of it, it is certainly worthwhile in this sense, any belief aside. 🤍

  • @Notepad37
    @Notepad37 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Adults who do this are top-tier cringe

  • @samsabruskongen
    @samsabruskongen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Steven is a snake oil salesman.

  • @tyr409
    @tyr409 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gemini Fading into your mom

  • @SB4F
    @SB4F 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "astrology and jeweler", It's less syllables to just say "snake oil salesman"

  • @tyr409
    @tyr409 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ppl in LA think a chode is a little wiener. Is it not the interstitial space between the balls and the bootyhole?

  • @alec57
    @alec57 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Never thought we'd see a bigger bullshit artist than Jordan on this show. This guy takes the cake.

  • @BruceWayne53713
    @BruceWayne53713 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I dont care ill post it on every video until im heard. Bring back Final Space!

  • @firecrackerheart
    @firecrackerheart 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    astrologer jeweler .. .

  • @Leviajohnson
    @Leviajohnson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What a load of crap

  • @JdubU
    @JdubU 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    if it wasn't for Sonja and old Shawl neck I wouldn't be watching.

  • @BigSqueeGG
    @BigSqueeGG 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Want to watch someone that accepts Astrology is true brain explode? Mention twins, since they obviously have different personalities.

  • @daveanaru3038
    @daveanaru3038 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Boring

  • @LocoSunny
    @LocoSunny 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    💤💤💤💤💤

  • @onaradu
    @onaradu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love Conan, but what a waste of time listening to this astrology nonsense, dude get a real job...

  • @barbaski2742
    @barbaski2742 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Coco the hypocrite, no age related jokes regarding Biden. But with poor Larry King all bets were off.

  • @torgo4ever
    @torgo4ever 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    MORE RUTHIE !