[Vinesauce] Joel - GTA San Andreas Russian Edition

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  • @nothingmaster9432
    @nothingmaster9432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    "It's so depressing to look at"
    "There's just big open fields of nothing"
    Joel you're just describing Russia

  • @jorymo4964
    @jorymo4964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    Despite being a Russian mod, a McDonald's selling guns is one of the most American things I've ever seen

    • @zizthefirst
      @zizthefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      This was a random billboard advertising Shawerma, and the building had WEAPONS written on it...

    • @knuxol3894
      @knuxol3894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have ruined 69 likes

    • @Kiwi-hv8fg
      @Kiwi-hv8fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@knuxol3894 how are we supposed to achieve the funny status now?

    • @BigChiken44
      @BigChiken44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it was Shaverma. not Mac

    • @portal2kid
      @portal2kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kiwi-hv8fg How can we derail this thread any more?
      Oh I know, *amogus.*

  • @qzeq
    @qzeq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1470

    Joel: "What's alien in russian?"
    Chat: "Ayy lmaoski"

    • @MasterChiefAgent007
      @MasterChiefAgent007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      "-ski" sounds more Polish to me
      Should me ayy lmaov

    • @32piroman
      @32piroman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      П Р И Ш Е Л Е Ц

    • @IxodesPersulcatus
      @IxodesPersulcatus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@MasterChiefAgent007 Ayyvan Lmaovich

    • @yuck1791
      @yuck1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MasterChiefAgent007 Tri Poloski disagrees

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Little Ills
      In Russian it's -skiy/skij/sky/ski depending on the Romanisation system used.
      -nov = -son
      -skiy = -ish / -ic / -ian / -ese

  • @GoldSrcFreeman
    @GoldSrcFreeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1445

    Russian music in this video:
    04:37 - Кино - Группа крови | Kino - Gruppa krovi
    07:06 - Кар-Мэн - Лондон, гудбай (Remix) | Kar-Men - London, good-bye (Remix)
    10:04 - Комбинация - American Boy | Kombinatsiya - American Boy
    13:41 - Гарик Кричевский - Мой номер 245 | Garik Krichevskiy - Moy nomer
    16:53 - Валентина Легкоступова - Ягода-малина | Valentina Legkostupova - Yagoda-malina
    27:06 - Михаил Круг - Кольщик | Mikhail Krug - Kol'shchik
    31:52 - Ариэль - В краю магнолий | Ariel' - V krayu magnoliy
    33:17 - Александр Барыкин - Букет | Aleksandr Barykin - Buket
    36:36 - Вячеслав Добрынин - Синий туман | Vyacheslav Dobrynin - Siniy tuman
    38:09 - Иван Кучин - Жиганская душа | Ivan Kuchin - Zhiganskaya dusha
    40:57 - Бутырка - Запахло весной | Butyrka - Zapahlo vesnoy
    58:03 - Vaporwave mix: th-cam.com/video/8IjM-KqHLwc/w-d-xo.html
    59:28 - Vaporwave version of Марина Журавлева - Я не та | Marina Zhuravleva - Ya ne ta
    1:05:05 - Молчат Дома - Судно | Molchat Doma - Sudno
    1:07:38 - Любэ - Атас | Lyube - Atas
    1:32:10 - Браво - Вася | Bravo - Vasya

    • @Rahkoi
      @Rahkoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Thanks dude

    • @user-sg6ez1hl7c
      @user-sg6ez1hl7c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Life-saving 👌😔

    • @mcsonicsimpson
      @mcsonicsimpson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thank you Gordon

    • @SirMaZen88
      @SirMaZen88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Freeman to the rescue!
      Thx dude.

    • @Gavengelica
      @Gavengelica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You're the mvp. спаси́бо.

  • @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC
    @PSUQDPICHQIEIWC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "I can't tell if it's a strip club or a grocery store"
    ... okay, here me out. I have this idea for a new business ...

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm listening.

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That already exists and its called WacDonalds

    • @cheetah_5314
      @cheetah_5314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@alphalax7747 *WapDonalds

    • @baxterbunny4403
      @baxterbunny4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SUPER WacDonalds

    • @hesoyamun
      @hesoyamun ปีที่แล้ว

      Fapdonalds

  • @butterflyvrc
    @butterflyvrc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    A Joel a day keeps depression away.

    • @magmavision2000
      @magmavision2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Too bad he only uploads weekly.

    • @GrexTheCrabasitor
      @GrexTheCrabasitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      im gonna need a lot more joel

    • @Dong_Harvey
      @Dong_Harvey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GrexTheCrabasitor OpenAI extends Joel streams after they stop recording

    • @pedroferreira4323
      @pedroferreira4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stop playing lol, it will help, TRUST ME.

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@magmavision2000 he'll never catch up this way XD

  • @soullessleftover8427
    @soullessleftover8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Game crashes because it can't handle CJ being white.

  • @marquezharris619
    @marquezharris619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    If this is actually based off russia, the jails and the underground railroad systems worry me.

    • @Alvacka97
      @Alvacka97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      You've ever seen docummentaries on Russian prisons? They're pretty brutal.

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Wow GTA and GTA Russia are like social commentaries

    • @helteskeler1277
      @helteskeler1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Welcome to the metro tovarish

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Munki 🐵

    • @duffmana1244
      @duffmana1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Have you heard of Metro-2? This is what it is

  • @JeyJey88-9
    @JeyJey88-9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The radio in this mod is amazing

  • @itapple53
    @itapple53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    11:57 Little Joel knew he was buying Ratburgers, Hot-cats and cooked chickens

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      A balanced Russian diet.

    • @panoskiller1535
      @panoskiller1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vinesauceobscurities you forgot the kolbasa

    • @Nod_Lucario
      @Nod_Lucario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@panoskiller1535 and the shashlik and cheburek.

    • @panoskiller1535
      @panoskiller1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nod_Lucario don't forget to bring some kotlet and some of babushkas kompot too...

  • @liptonwitch
    @liptonwitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    >when the Russian edition looks better than the Definitive Edition

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🥹🫠

    • @musikalniyfanboichik
      @musikalniyfanboichik หลายเดือนก่อน

      there is actually a lot of love put into this project and it reflects the culture of russian shxthole of the 90s

    • @nickcliff
      @nickcliff 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They now fixed the defective edition now

  • @toasterboy2003
    @toasterboy2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    FINALLY AFTER 6 YEARS FOR WAITING FOR AN EMAIL RESPONCE JOEL ACTUALLY REPLIED GAVE ME WHAT I WANTED

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      congratulations,,,,,,,

    • @hypsin0
      @hypsin0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Wow, I've been waiting since last December. He actually answered my question on-stream whilst making conversation with the chat recently, but still...

    • @toasterboy2003
      @toasterboy2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@hypsin0 i sent him an email 4 to 6 years ago about doing gta rio and russia

    • @pizzaowl1305
      @pizzaowl1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CONGRADURATION!!

    • @joshuasanchez9257
      @joshuasanchez9257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes saying the truth i was the email

  • @32piroman
    @32piroman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "Давайте посмотрим на ники создателей этого замечательного мода кислоид, лосяш... У вас есть друг с погонялом лосяш? "

    • @КириллВыставкин-в4б
      @КириллВыставкин-в4б 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Я так рад видеть такие комментарии под стримом Джоэла

    • @32piroman
      @32piroman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Deli Sandwich its a quote from russian review video on that mod

    • @moron1138
      @moron1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ла... Лабух! Главный создатель игры - Лабух!

    • @dmitrikaljuznoi1323
      @dmitrikaljuznoi1323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Мэд. Что? Мэд? Чуваки, я не имею к этому никакого отношения!"

    • @zeldafanboy345
      @zeldafanboy345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AndriiPyndyk А где «опа ши на на най»?? А, вот он

  • @JewerlyAutomata
    @JewerlyAutomata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I never thought I would hear Kino in a Joel stream

    • @basicallydrunk4040
      @basicallydrunk4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      feels odd to hear gruppa krovi in a gta game other than 4

    • @Dylan-qs6hi
      @Dylan-qs6hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me neither dude

    • @hypsin0
      @hypsin0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Makes me want to listen to the record again

    • @johnbelushi5000
      @johnbelushi5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kino fans whaddup

    • @Dylan-qs6hi
      @Dylan-qs6hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hypsin0 gruppa krovi is such a good record

  • @darkuaza1069
    @darkuaza1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    As a mexican i find it interesting how some of these songs sound like stuff i grow up with but in another language, from the instruments to the voices.
    Especially that one song Joel said it sounded like "russian dame da ne", it straight up sounds like something my mom would've listen to

    • @DARX500
      @DARX500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Holy shit I was thinking the same thing!
      A lot of those songs sound so familiar just in another language

    • @jamesblack993
      @jamesblack993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I've been noticing the same trend about Brazilian Bossa Nova and old Soviet Russian songs. They are sooo similar.

    • @nananabatman3464
      @nananabatman3464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Look up the Russian chanson ( шансон) genre specifically artists like mikhail krug ( Михаил круг) if you want more

    • @snusemcgoose1001
      @snusemcgoose1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Music is universal, listen to Adele just talk and her accent is incredibly thick but when she sings it fades away because singing and the notes and harmonies can be made from any race of human beings, it’s comforting that no matter what our differences that is one thing that unites us

    • @alanchavarria4772
      @alanchavarria4772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Woman singing "russian dame da ne" kinda sounds like Angelica Maria (a popular Mexican singer from the 70's)

  • @yiff
    @yiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    As scuffed as it is, this is genuinely a really high quality mod. So much new content.

    • @LilPolemistisXL
      @LilPolemistisXL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hmm who are you Kappa i vonder vhere i've seen you before hmm HMMMMMM

    • @yiff
      @yiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LilPolemistisXL hMMMST

    • @BorsaMANIAC
      @BorsaMANIAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's highly ambitious mod, it's just the amount of work needed to really finish this is rare to find in the amateur modding community.

  • @ryebread1003
    @ryebread1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    “who is this man? That’s not CJ...”
    what gave it away Joel?

    • @ArtorioVideojogos
      @ArtorioVideojogos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      the eyebrows, obviously

    • @StarDustTF2
      @StarDustTF2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chernovbrichtofen4767 Well, he deleted his comment, guess victory?

    • @beteorite6404
      @beteorite6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      All of it

    • @StarDustTF2
      @StarDustTF2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @DARDANIA SOLDIERS No you.

    • @mrblonde609
      @mrblonde609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's supposed to be Putin, isn't it? The hairline? Just looks weird on CS face that skin.

  • @wall4818
    @wall4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Seriously, nobody can drive here, it's fucking ridiculous!"
    -Joel, while driving on the wrong side of the road, colliding with multiple cars and skating the underframe of his car along the guard rail of the highway.

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Standard Russian Dashcam behavior

  • @mushijian7839
    @mushijian7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    ЧЁ??? Неужели дядя Джобель играет в мод моего детства? Я что сплю?

    • @mushijian7839
      @mushijian7839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@Biggvs_dickvs "am sorre wat i dont spik germanesh sorre pls spik eng or rus pls!!!!!!!!"

    • @barrettkepler7618
      @barrettkepler7618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ах, да, тоже в детстве играл

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Мир перевернулся

    • @lamehomer
      @lamehomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DARDANIA SOLDIERS sha je to ba ketu shoç

    • @baxterbunny4403
      @baxterbunny4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Чики Брики hi

  • @alphalax7747
    @alphalax7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm so glad i was able to catch this live. The best kind of Joel streams are the ones where he plays some extremely obscure and very ambitious mod that was made by someone really trying their best.

  • @FunkatronicDingus
    @FunkatronicDingus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Man I swear the massive pileup after 34:45 and the gulag had me in tears. Excellent game choice Joel!

  • @ellya3775
    @ellya3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Play Alien City that one has full voice acting, missions, city, cars, mechanics, etc. Best total conversion

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yo signal simulator 2 out already?

    • @duffmana1244
      @duffmana1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Too bad the last missions of Alien City are just a rip off from first Mafia
      But the first part is just lit, with all this precious voice acting

    • @luisditaa
      @luisditaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like totally new mechanics or just modified??

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duffmana1244 but hey! coding difficult

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luisditaa there are some new features i think

  • @marvibun
    @marvibun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I really like that white washed CJ is
    A) Incredibly grey-toned and
    B) Has lighter palms than the rest of his body because they just lightened his base skintone

    • @turkeygod6665
      @turkeygod6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yeah really distracting how his head is just deadass another color

    • @Unknown-is3qr
      @Unknown-is3qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Carlnovski to you

    • @DarkClaws914
      @DarkClaws914 ปีที่แล้ว

      he looks diseased

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's the thing that weirds me out about this mod, is that why they just highlighted cj's body to make it white when they could've just replace the model altogether? is it because of the clothing in the game? well they didn't to jack shit to any of the models there so yeah

  • @juiceDpunk983
    @juiceDpunk983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Tommy Vercetti needed to expand his empire.

  • @GamingYoshi64
    @GamingYoshi64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "it's so depressing to look at!"
    Well it is Russia

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:06:58 Legitimate terror and fear

  • @IxodesPersulcatus
    @IxodesPersulcatus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Yes, comrade, that is true. Russian prisons have no locks because they do not need locks.
    Russian prisons are so big and convoluted that prisoners don't find their way out until their term is served. No two prisons are the same and there are thousands of them.
    Besides, leaving the prison before the criminal authority is disrespectful. The punishment is shank.
    Only the strongest leave prisons alive, tattoos spontaneously appear all over their bodies the very moment they step outside.

  • @beelzefluff
    @beelzefluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Вспомнила обзор от Мэда, эх ностальгия, спасибо, Джул.

  • @Afterconflict
    @Afterconflict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    >Joel hijacks a car 4 minutes into the game after leaving a khrushchyovka
    >Grippa Krovi immediately starts blaring from the car's speakers
    Oh yea, it's сука блять time.

  • @jexom
    @jexom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    For the whole stream I've been screaming "the red flags on the minimap are the missions" and Joel be like "I'm trying to find the missions"

  • @ahvixdood
    @ahvixdood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    ah we indonesian san andreas fans have one as well, its called gta indonesia. its pretty janky as well, so if youre interested you could check it out.

    • @yasatariaswin7458
      @yasatariaswin7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/KPFnsEfC8dY/w-d-xo.html

    • @ahvixdood
      @ahvixdood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yasatariaswin7458 that's cool as well, but what I mean is the modded one, extreme indonesia

    • @yasatariaswin7458
      @yasatariaswin7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ahvixdood Oh yes, based Ucok

    • @DREAMING_KATT
      @DREAMING_KATT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Joel just dedicating a segment to playing GTA hacks from around the world would be funny lol, imagine if there's any of sveden... vargEU GTA

    • @aliceyagami8260
      @aliceyagami8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro have gta sa contry mod, in every contry ? In brazil have gta sa brasil and i see gta sa argentina too loool

  • @damson498
    @damson498 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I recently played this mod. It gets WEIRDER:
    - Of course, Russians must know about this, but for everyone else, the upbeat radio adverts that end with "AO, MMM" are from a famous pyramid scheme fraud that was a very big deal back in post-soviet Russia in the 90s (they even got Mexican telenovela actress Victoria Ruffo to appear on 3 of the commercials, since her telenovela was very famous in Russia).
    - In the forests where Joel gets mesmerized by wood, there's another epilepsy inducing nightclub where you can do something (not sure what, the game crashes when going to the red marker, no surprise), and also there's a "love park" with photos of the mod's developers and their girlfriends (nothing NSFW, just Valentine's Day thematic)
    - Benny, the famous hillbilly deform ped from the original game, is replaced with an even uglier model.
    - In the woods where Joel talks about Mercenaries, you can find the house of the witch Baba Yaga (a famous old Russian folk tale)
    - The building in the background at 35:54 is a store that supposedly sells weed, but the interior is the mall from Manhunt.
    - Speaking of Manhunt, the subway system (where Joel found the bodies) is just a lot of those game's assets.
    - A latter version of the game has a balalaika (a Russian guitar with a triangular body) as a melee weapon.
    And I think there's a lot of more freakozoid stuff happening down there in the mod, just waiting for being unearthed.

  • @Rhymelie
    @Rhymelie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:02:08 "I urge you all when you're watching this stream to turn it down to 240p. Make it look like shit."
    *Has been watching in 240p the whole time with my shit Wi-Fi that can't even handle 360p*

  • @TungstenViper
    @TungstenViper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The music at 18:00 is not even russian. It's from the movie "The Professionel" which is a French movie scored by Morricone.

    • @olegdzyuba2489
      @olegdzyuba2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That song in particular was a big meme back in the day, iirc it was also used in a Russian crime drama movie that was very popular in the 2000s

    • @КириллВыставкин-в4б
      @КириллВыставкин-в4б 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@olegdzyuba2489 какой русский фильм?

    • @olegdzyuba2489
      @olegdzyuba2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@КириллВыставкин-в4б Бригада же? Или я что-то путаю

    • @pleasesendhelp1954
      @pleasesendhelp1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@olegdzyuba2489 а не бандитский петергург?

    • @olegdzyuba2489
      @olegdzyuba2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pleasesendhelp1954 без понятия, те времена уже кажутся вообще другой жизнью

  • @michaelhunt6920
    @michaelhunt6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Idk if anyone mentioned it on stream but at around 1:14:26 Joel mentions somewhere that the jail looks like its from Manhunt. It actually is. Its the level White Rabbit ported over to San Andreas. Fun Fact no one asked for

    • @michaelhunt6920
      @michaelhunt6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      1:22:41. Thats also the level Divided They Fall. What were these modders smoking to just randomly slap this in there

    • @fuckyoutube75889
      @fuckyoutube75889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@michaelhunt6920 they literally named the level "Ramirez" lmao

    • @michaelhunt6920
      @michaelhunt6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fuckyoutube75889 yeah I noticed that

  • @maximvazhov6904
    @maximvazhov6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    It's so refreshing to see Vinesauce members exposing Russian obscure stuff

    • @dibberz-v1z
      @dibberz-v1z ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this isn't the first time

    • @maximvazhov6904
      @maximvazhov6904 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dibberz-v1z Well name the first time then

  • @lukeyskywalker1251
    @lukeyskywalker1251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    So this is the planet that needed CJ after Joel’s play trough...

  • @GamayObera
    @GamayObera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This isn't proper russian if CJ doesn't go *нет.* Or buy some Dendy machines.

    • @kylesoler4139
      @kylesoler4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like how Joel pronounced it as Het yet i's more like Nyet.

    • @cockjohnson7692
      @cockjohnson7692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@kylesoler4139 Joel knows it's Nyet, but 'Het' has been an inside joke ever since he did that awful felix the cat russian bootleg on stream.

  • @aXrastaXa
    @aXrastaXa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    If anyone wants to try it, its called "GTA: Криминальная Россия" If you know how to search for stuff, you will find it very quickly.

    • @someone___1240
      @someone___1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PoccNR

    • @trewarches6982
      @trewarches6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please can you just send me a download link lol

  • @RoguexGuardian
    @RoguexGuardian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    1:05:04 I wonder if Joel ever found out the song is about killing yourself in a bathtub with a toaster...
    EDIT: I was partially correct. It was actually about the singer drowning himself in the bathtub. Still similar but still. Pretty messed up song.

    • @edualexei4463
      @edualexei4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Как она называется?

    • @cinnamon4
      @cinnamon4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@edualexei4463 Молчат дома - Судно
      Я не знал, что песня про самоубийство

    • @fatassthebig
      @fatassthebig 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thats pretty russian ngl

    • @skotomogilnik6305
      @skotomogilnik6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but its not?

  • @hypsin0
    @hypsin0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like how "Группа Крови" is the first piece of music he hears in the game. Really reflects Russia.

  • @notfatigue3169
    @notfatigue3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is the real GTA IV

  • @s4miker
    @s4miker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:33 "oh it started raining outside"
    outside my house literally started raining outside at the exact moment.... VOD WIZARD!!!

  • @voodoo2006
    @voodoo2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    while this is pretty fucking funny, it actually shows how big the modding community and how much of a mod heaven gta sa is. like there's so many big, huge map mods and mods that changes everything like new map, missions, characters and other stuff like gta alien city. its amazing really.

    • @MultiVakos
      @MultiVakos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This model realised in 2010

  • @munchnEl
    @munchnEl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bald & Bankrupt simulator

    • @10mack9
      @10mack9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a fellow man of culture i see

  • @darylwall8890
    @darylwall8890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Joel please make a part 2 of this and do the missions. The characters have dialogue and its the funniest thing ever

  • @mechabroski9993
    @mechabroski9993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:08:32 Joel: "No one can drive here! It's fucking ridiculous."
    *Proceeds to cut across the oncoming lane to dive on the footpath*

  • @damson498
    @damson498 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This could be for many a typical zany stream of Joel playing something bizarre. But for me, it's a lot more. I can easily say that this video saved my life 2 years ago. In the midst of a terrible chapter of my life, thanks to the other Russian GTA bootleg stream (which is a masterpiece on its own too), I discovered this stream, and it was a relief to laugh with all the involuntary crazy stuff that happens on the mod. And for the first time in like 3 bad months, I was happy.

    • @adamdion7574
      @adamdion7574 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stay strong, life is worth trying

    • @EmilinkoHoward
      @EmilinkoHoward ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm happy for you! Stay strong! Time to outlive Nikocado Avocado.

  • @leakyroot8992
    @leakyroot8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    8:01 Joel walks straight into the Touhou dimension

    • @dabiskitt
      @dabiskitt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hell

    • @jesusislord4060
      @jesusislord4060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I HAVE ASCENDED

    • @StinkySeaGoat
      @StinkySeaGoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I died Cackling to this and nearly got into an auto accident

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or just a rave from 1993

  • @wallie1994
    @wallie1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The vaporwave part was genius

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    COMRAD JORBELIN I'M GLAD U RE DOING RUSSIAN GAME GOODJOB

  • @ZXRulezzz
    @ZXRulezzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    it's not illegal to not have a dashcam in Russia, it's simply a normal CoveringYourAss measure

  • @Some_RandomYoutuber
    @Some_RandomYoutuber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joel you always find new ways to make me happy, you are fucking awesome dude.

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I immediately knew that CJ would be a white guy in this

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ...Have you seen how few black people there are in Russia?

    • @yeetosis9097
      @yeetosis9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty sure there’s like no Black people in Russia, never been there but that’s what a couple of my russian friends tell me.

    • @negative8495
      @negative8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well, yeah. Most black people in Russia are students.

    • @TortoiseMaximus
      @TortoiseMaximus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Copious Doinks LLC. But the CJ model is literally just an albino black man.

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Big fan of this GTA 4 texture pack, really brought the visuals to life!

  • @AE111TRD
    @AE111TRD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    MOLCHAT DOMA INTENSIFIES

  • @HChun-wd6mz
    @HChun-wd6mz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    funny stuff aside, this is low-key depressing/terrifying, especially the massive forest and empty greenfields.
    Could just imagine running (or driving) endlessly through a barren field.

    • @duckbuzz3943
      @duckbuzz3943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is basically the shit we all in Russia dealing with. A lot of creepy and grey coloursets, empty spaces, bizarre and depressing music, weird and abandoned places and a lot of fuckung mad drivers.
      Russia vidrelated.

    • @panoskiller1535
      @panoskiller1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can legit get lost in one of these large forests, only for your remains to be found centuries later.

    • @beingsactual
      @beingsactual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Our forests are so vast and empty, that they keep getting *fucking stolen.* Unlawful deforestation is a humongous problem in Russia, tons of countermeasures (supposedly) implemented to combat it, and it keeps happenning unnoticed. Although widespread corruption sure helps.

    • @nyahnyahson523
      @nyahnyahson523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beingsactual That's... really sad. With how large the country is that kinda makes sense, but does it happen near well populated areas too?

    • @beingsactual
      @beingsactual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nyahnyahson523 Depends on what's "well-populated" and what's an "area", but it does happen effectively anywhere there are procurable, profitable amounts of lumber. If a city is nearby, no biggie, usually a bought official (all the way up to the mayor) could cover you up. As long as the forest itself is desolate.

  • @pennycarvalho1223
    @pennycarvalho1223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    40:20 that’s actually a TU-114, it was a copy of the Concorde, often called concordeski. It was a copy, with some slight changes that made it less comfortable, much louder, very fuel hungry and also fun fact, it actually took flight around a month before Concorde did, claiming the first super sonic passager plane title. It was also the first Concorde to crash.

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "concordeski" is the funniest off brand russian shit i've ever heard, literally the "ayy lmaoski" bit

  • @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy
    @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    4:48 23:40 that's KINO (the band), they're really great, check them out
    They're 80s post punk
    Edit: this is the song, but I can't read Cyrillic so I can't tell you what it's called lmao th-cam.com/video/xtxjm7ciwmc/w-d-xo.html

    • @ElAlguien
      @ElAlguien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I was surprised to hear them here

    • @_Domo
      @_Domo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ElAlguien It's super popular in Russia. No reason to be surprised.

    • @mrkill2020
      @mrkill2020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It translates to "Blood type„

    • @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy
      @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrkill2020 thank you!

    • @hodolski
      @hodolski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gruppa krovi, when transliterated into Latin

  • @NotDaender
    @NotDaender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would love to see Joel mess around more with this game! It's got some entertainment potential!

  • @1funeral2many9
    @1funeral2many9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This mod rules, it’s got Russian music and entire manhunt levels

  • @bmar896
    @bmar896 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The sign at 12:24 says Shawarma. When you flip M, it turns into W which in Cyrillic becomes the "Sh" sound. That's pretty clever.

  • @dioenkai
    @dioenkai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    a man literally kills himself*
    Joel: bad ending

  • @blobbem
    @blobbem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Between this and that Liquidators game that Vinny played, Vinesauce is turning into Винесос.

    • @Galvatron102
      @Galvatron102 ปีที่แล้ว

      Винесаусе*

    • @blobbem
      @blobbem ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Galvatron102 Hey, I just copied that text from the title that Johnny gave to the VoD of Vinny playing Liquidators: th-cam.com/video/dGH_it_x6jM/w-d-xo.html

  • @iddocacete
    @iddocacete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:06:58 To this day Joel is still suffering from signal simulator's PTSD

  • @munelaii
    @munelaii 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    every time i see this stream makes me happy

  • @bloodstaindew1888
    @bloodstaindew1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If anybody is curious about the drum, n bass songs playing at the night club, they are:
    Pendulum - Blood Sugar
    17th Boulevard - Memories
    couldn't figure out the last one

  • @yoghurtlord1745
    @yoghurtlord1745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    18:00 Rip in peace dinosaur semen man

    • @BluemaniaX
      @BluemaniaX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henry stickmin earned : betrayed II

  • @chersnotdead5124
    @chersnotdead5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The last time I saw Pendulum live they were serving Walkers crisps behind the bar. Accurate.

  • @bxunt5180
    @bxunt5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:38 "here, take this mdma before you come into this club" 8:02 "HOLY MY FUCKING LORD!!"

    • @StinkySeaGoat
      @StinkySeaGoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joel’s genuine reaction made me legitimately choke

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Группа крови? Молчат Дома? On a Joel stream??
    Hell yeah.

    • @cluckinbell1974
      @cluckinbell1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was genuinely surprised when Joel brought up Molchat Doma music.

  • @decm8
    @decm8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joel, Please do more. I love the aura of this game.

  • @PaganiPL
    @PaganiPL ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:05:03 That song is quite popular among young adults in Poland. Doomerwave resonates with their struggles with everyday life, pointlessness in doing things over and over and feeling like it’s never going to change, and lack of faith in better days. All that surrounded by soviet buildings, people always drinking or smoking around a corner and sometimes even a danger of being stabbed if you’re in a wrong place at a wrong time. It’s kinda funny how people react so differently on this type of music depending on their culture. In slavic countries you can not only feel it, but relate with it. Even if you understand shit, cause you don’t speak russian >.>

    • @stylker5604
      @stylker5604 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Песня буквально про лежание в больнице и внимание эмалированное судно это тазик

  • @rasmustheowl6773
    @rasmustheowl6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I haven't expect Molchat Doma in the radio holy shit

  • @tyrstark8673
    @tyrstark8673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bald and Bankrupt: "Look! A soviet game!"

  • @Izbiratrl
    @Izbiratrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Этот мод создан обычными парнями, но он стал самым известным модом, он понравился тысячам пацанам в том числе как и мне. Я вырос на этом моде, и то что ты будешь говорить про него плохое - будешь иметь дело со мной.

  • @alexishernandez1934
    @alexishernandez1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Does anyone know what the music Joel used for the vaporwave bit is, more specifically the one that plays when he adds the VHS filter? (Not Molchat Doma) I feel he used a playlist from youtube, but I can't find it.

    • @elliesarchive7
      @elliesarchive7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was just about to ask if anyone knew the songs he played. They sound fucking great!

    • @CommanderTato
      @CommanderTato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to know too

    • @vaporweeb1451
      @vaporweeb1451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Couldn’t recognize it based on anything in my library, but I had a feeling Joel literally just searched “Russian Vaporwave” on TH-cam and chose the first result. I did the same and found the exact video, Joel uses songs 3 and 4 th-cam.com/video/8IjM-KqHLwc/w-d-xo.html

    • @emabanana6545
      @emabanana6545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vaporweeb1451 Thanks!

    • @rasmustheowl6773
      @rasmustheowl6773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vaporweeb1451 you can also find it as "Doomer Russian playlist" or mixtape, it's also in it.

  • @thatsprettylunchean
    @thatsprettylunchean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    56:48
    *music stops*
    AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @ramzesuss
    @ramzesuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joel playing Molchat Doma while playing Criminal Russia
    My life is complete

  • @bruceartur
    @bruceartur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you enter a car in real San Andreas and G Thang plays you know you've done everything right. The same thing goes with this mod when you hear Kino 👌

  • @nio3836
    @nio3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    48:48 The Plane played, when it crased, Hardbass so intense that even Russian white CJ couldn't handle it and just died.

  • @forsenboylul529
    @forsenboylul529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    31:30 - Joel vibing to an advertisement of financial pyramid

    • @mickey300a
      @mickey300a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      АО МММ

  • @LonelyWolfTXR
    @LonelyWolfTXR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Holy crap... I haven't watched a Joel stream in a while, when did his voice get so much deeper?

  • @Alanzice
    @Alanzice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    pls come to russia

  • @stefanandrejevic2570
    @stefanandrejevic2570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    27:10 they even have realistic Russian traffic!

  • @vukadinmc127
    @vukadinmc127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:50 I really like the jokes on the buy menu, whoever built the mod has a lovely sense of humor

  • @DoomyMacDoomface
    @DoomyMacDoomface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That nightclub is 100% pure epilepsy.

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ecstacy and Epilepsy

  • @michael-sl7zo
    @michael-sl7zo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The song at 1:05:05 is even more depressing if you know what it means but ngl I kinda like it

  • @aliceyagami8260
    @aliceyagami8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10:08 joel broken mind.
    at that moment joel realized he was really in russia, and he didn't know how to escape

  • @itsmemrnukki
    @itsmemrnukki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    While the mod might be a bit stinky, at least we can jam to these sick Russian tunes!

  • @CanaldoZenny
    @CanaldoZenny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These weird mods were very popular in my country (Brazil) back in the day. But there's one you should really check out, it's called GTA Myriad Islands (or something like this). It's a GTA Vice City PC mod, it comes with a new map, new missions, assets, and UI. From what i recall it was very scare and unstable when you try the missions, but free roam mode was safe. The new map was a like an island, smaller than the VC's map, and there was a tiny island in the ocean with a militar base, you need a boat or heli to get there. I remember my mom got me this bizarre GTA disc when i asked for GTA Vice City, since she didn't knew any better, she got me this. Later she replaced the disc for a vanilla Vice City disc (also pirated). Thanks mom, you're the best.

  • @DarkestVampire92
    @DarkestVampire92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I wish there was missions in this."
    Chat: RED FLAG ON THE COMPASS YOU BIG DUMB, GO TO IT

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fuck, I wish there was a video of this with chat

  • @AndrewAmbrose
    @AndrewAmbrose 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how the first song that came on the radio for Joel was Gruppa Krovi lol

  • @MultiFr4pser
    @MultiFr4pser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm surprised this mod is this detailed. Like they did see a lot of time and effort doing it and the whole map. I'd love to play this but I'd never pay for it LMAO.

  • @wallachia4797
    @wallachia4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was today years old today when I finally figured out what the "ProLaps" joke is.
    Kill me.

  • @SPlenkYT
    @SPlenkYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:47 i have never heard joel make that noise before

  • @petermanfox2535
    @petermanfox2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:16:54 You can tell even the character was getting frustrated.

  • @FelipeJaquez
    @FelipeJaquez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    And remember CJ,
    No Russian....

    • @TortoiseMaximus
      @TortoiseMaximus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GTA SA does start out at an airport

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *turns white*

  • @unrael_music
    @unrael_music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:05:21
    Молчат дома: To live - it's hard and not that cozy, but it is cozy just to die
    Joel: xD
    Even I was forced to reevaluate my life, looks like it is cheaper than a single ruble

  • @Neraam_S
    @Neraam_S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    there's another total conversion mods like Tiki Islands, Anderius, you should try those too

    • @pedromiguel748
      @pedromiguel748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's one for Pc, based on Brazil.
      GTA Rio I believe...