Star Wars The Acolyte: Jedi "Red Wedding" But Nobody Cared!

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  • @denvan3143
    @denvan3143 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    I keep coming back to George Lucas’s comment “creating magic isn’t for amateurs”. Everything about this is amateur and they have created no magic.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think that also going for Marvel as well

    • @Quickwa1
      @Quickwa1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I disagree! There is a ton of magic going on here, but you're not paying attention I guess. They made the entire fan base disappear. ABRA CA POCUS!

  • @AlbertusMagnus_44
    @AlbertusMagnus_44 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Headland is getting vicarious thrills from killing Jedi. She said it herself in interviews. She is Sith sympathetic. She said Episode 5 was her favorite and it’s obvious that it’s because Jedi die one after another. Remember that Disney made Maleficent the victim and king Stephan the villain. It’s the same here. Sith are “misunderstood” and Jedi are villains and Headland gets a big rush watching them die. Note that the most graphic killing is of a woman Jedi and my guess is this was Headland’s favorite moment. The Apocolyte is little more than a TV expression of Headland’s personal psychoses. And KK is her enabler.

    • @ericzommer5581
      @ericzommer5581 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Star Wars has been dead since Disney bought it. Even George Lucas knew when to get out.

    • @scorptarget
      @scorptarget 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      💯

  • @_.Lumi._
    @_.Lumi._ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    When Jecki got stabbed, The Critical Drinker whispered in my ear, “Naw, it’ll be fine!”

    • @CaptainAwesome60
      @CaptainAwesome60 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      she'll survive because apparently, surviving such wounds is possible

  • @ryannielson6918
    @ryannielson6918 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    This is exactly what I said, Valliant! They think it's the red wedding... it isn't. Love your content, my friend!

  • @Zhtrik
    @Zhtrik 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    It’s hard to do a Red Wedding or a Bloody Triumph when I don’t care about the characters at all.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, most of them narely even have names.

    • @PChazman1
      @PChazman1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not gonna watch, but I would love to know, did Jedi Master Order 66 McNuggets get killed? 😂😂😂😂

  • @Corthos10
    @Corthos10 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    To those fans who complain about cortosis being in EU. Disney scrapped the EU. That metal could be anything. You don't get to riff off other people's ideas without explaining it in your show or at least giving credit for it after the fact.

    • @jasencee3884
      @jasencee3884 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Agreed. Disney won't pay royalties to anyone who contributed to the EU before 2012.

    • @sjdrifter72
      @sjdrifter72 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The only reason Disney cancelled the EU is because it gave them a clean slate to rewrite the Star Wars canon to their own toxic woke tastes. Don't care what Disney does, but their shit ain't canon. The Expanded Universe is alive and well with me and it's the true Star Wars canon along with the Original Trilogy.

  • @jaieregilmore971
    @jaieregilmore971 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I’m pretty sure order 66 is Star Wars version of the red wedding.

  • @TheGeronimojack
    @TheGeronimojack 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Disney promoted this light saber fight as being one of the best ever. Half of the time the light sabers did not even make contact with each other. Not to mention parts of the fight were hidden behind the trees so you could not see much. It was the WORST light saber fight I have ever seen!

    • @SonGoku-yb3zm
      @SonGoku-yb3zm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lol, let’s not gloss over the fact that the entire fight was shot, for a series that cost 180 million. On clearly a stage that looked liked environments on the old Star Trek shows and the fight space was so small. Any more Jedi and they would’ve ran into each other,🤣.

    • @forcedtosignup2
      @forcedtosignup2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And all the Jedi politely waited their turn to attack Darth Teeth. There were times they were swinging at nothing

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@forcedtosignup2 In all fairness, the movies had such moments in its light saber duels as well. Although, one can argue that the movement is to build up physical momentum on slashes and blocks, trying to push an opponent back with particularly forceful blows or counters, like when Luke fought with Vader and his energetic attack took his father's hand off in the Throne Room fight in the third movie of the OT. We therefore know that more physical pressure applied by a duelist in pushing down with his light saber against another duelist's light saber blade can push them down or back, because we have visual proof of these types of fights on screen in the OT and PT.

    • @sjdrifter72
      @sjdrifter72 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just ignore these Disney shills who are defending the worst lightsaber fight ever.

  • @weilam03
    @weilam03 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    to get a big reaction from killing off characters we first must care about said characters.

    • @ghostrecon6788
      @ghostrecon6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      redshirts from Star Trek. Unless it was Scotty, there were goners.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ghostrecon6788 There is the kids who have died in HOTD, thou they have reprocussions from those deaths

  • @GloriousRAT
    @GloriousRAT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a professional writer I know that good character development is not just about their place with the world around them. It is also about getting the reader/viewer/listener invested in them. Those potential fans will not feel for a thinly/poorly crafted character. Anakin had a great developmental arch, as did Luke, but Rey had no arch at all. Basically a junk picker instantly know everything about a starship the minute that steps inside, then after finding a lightsaber trains herself to be a Jedi... Ridiculous.

  • @LHWK_RHC
    @LHWK_RHC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The combat isn’t even that good, either. Someone did a breakdown of the choreography in The Coprolite vs The Phantom Menace and they are worlds apart.

    • @tqlla
      @tqlla 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Its only good compared to Disney Star Wars lightsaber fights.

  • @barneymiller4088
    @barneymiller4088 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    In the original Star Wars I believed that Jedi were rare. For three movies, outside of the council meetings, the main characters didn’t see any Jedi. So, the death of a Jedi would be a big impact to the Jedi Order, as they are rare and difficult to replace. In this show the Jedi are incompetent, easily killed and their death is basically so trivial they leave their bodies to rot where they fell without a tear.

    • @GamingProspector84
      @GamingProspector84 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      In the PT I saw them akin to US Marshals, maybe a couple hundred of them in total but scattered across the galaxy solving serious crimes and fighting terrorists. When they show up you know some bad shit happened or is about to happen.
      This show treats them like the NYPD, defunded and couldn’t care less about solving real crime / cleaning up the city.

    • @BasedR0nin
      @BasedR0nin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@GamingProspector84I like that comparison

    • @jonnhanzo9529
      @jonnhanzo9529 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Order 66 eliminated majority of Jedi as well as Jedi concealed their identities. So jedi appeared to be rare.
      A good comparison is the Empire is Nazis and Jedi are jews the jedi had to pass themselves off as non force users so the ones who survived completely abadoned their jedi beliefs.

    • @johncoller7810
      @johncoller7810 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Didn't you hear?
      Now there's a discount "Jedi Bin" at Space Wal-Mart.
      If you catch a good sale, they're buy 1 get 3 free. Apparently, they're a dime a dozen these days.
      Kind of like the crap ideas being churned out and called "Star Wars".
      Hard pass.

    • @John-fk2ky
      @John-fk2ky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GamingProspector84
      In EU canon, as of the start of Episode II there were about ten thousand knights and masters. I might argue, based on the wording, that there would be about 50,000 total Jedi (and that’s my upper limit) based on the number of kids training that we see in the prequels, that most masters would have a student at any one time, and that the Jedi had multiple Service Corps made up of former initiates who weren’t chosen as an apprentice. That’s in a galaxy where the population easily goes into the trillions.

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not only does Mae have a tatoo on her forehead, Verosha has a tatoo on her upper arm.
    You cant confuse these two if you have seen them more than once.

  • @jonathanh4443
    @jonathanh4443 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your own force defenses is what blocks force sensitive mind powers. What keeps your opponent from just picking you up with the force and choking you out? Your own force defenses. If a Sith or Jedi has the power to picked you up or force push you, there is no need for a lightsabre fight, they already won.
    Smileo-Ren had not need to worry about his mind being 'read' as he had the power in the force to pull a fully trained Jedi onto his lightsabre.

  • @JCAP-bb2vn
    @JCAP-bb2vn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    We should make a drinking game for everytime Pro interrupts.

    • @somarriba333
      @somarriba333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I had to unsub his channel months ago because he CONSTANTLY interrupts. His guests are about to make a good point that I am very interested to hear and he HAS to interrupt to make a stupid joke and then the guest loses their train of thought.

    • @JCAP-bb2vn
      @JCAP-bb2vn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Absolutely. I couldn't agree more.

  • @roystoyscomics1361
    @roystoyscomics1361 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Still waiting for the appearance of Sith Edward Lightsaberhands. Lol 😂

    • @ghostrecon6788
      @ghostrecon6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Darth Kermit with his padawan, Fuz-e-bear

  • @RicStorm616
    @RicStorm616 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    They literally were all red shirts like Lesley said, what a pile of crap 🤣🤣🤣

  • @newhappiness4410
    @newhappiness4410 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Star Wars has always been light v dark side but when Disney changed it to Grey it just tells your fan audience to accept the diluted version of their Star Wars which becomes fake. Episode 6 illustrates this more than ever I’m afraid

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    just like how star wars died but Disney didn't care. Fair trade.

  • @clonetrooper8198
    @clonetrooper8198 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Nobody cared that those Jedi died even Sol who just walks back to his ship at the end of the episode, leaving his dead compatriots, and even his current padawan, to be eaten by animals and rot in the woods lol

    • @theterribleclaw4285
      @theterribleclaw4285 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He also broke Rule number 1 dead or alive you never leave someone behind the ARC Trooper Hammer would be disappointed in him.

    • @jamileingram1365
      @jamileingram1365 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They lost over 200 Jedi in ep. 2 and nobody cared then either...

    • @clonetrooper8198
      @clonetrooper8198 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The issue isn’t how many red shirts died, it’s how a main character, a Jedi no less, reacts to those losses. Sol just leaving them there, especially his padawan, is out of character and just another example of bad writing. None of the characters in this show behave like real people.

    • @jamileingram1365
      @jamileingram1365 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@clonetrooper8198 dude, all the Jedi do that. They don't carry the bodies of fallen compatriots back with them. They leave them to nature.
      Can you recall any Jedi bringing back a fallen Jedi that wasn't related to solving a mystery?

    • @clonetrooper8198
      @clonetrooper8198 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Jedi have a room in the temple specifically for cremating Jedi. Also, Obi-Wan and Anakin take the time to cremate master Even Piell even though they were being pursued by Separatist droids.

  • @CMVBrielman
    @CMVBrielman 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:45 I think I might have it: the issue is that they’re writing *for* hack film students. Thats their target audience.
    Chekov’s gun is too cliche, so future plot points cannot be alluded to before hand.

  • @paulhenri210
    @paulhenri210 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The other thing though too is that he would actually smell the scent of burnt hair when talking to her I mean how stupid is this Jedi Master. Hair has a distinct smell when it's burnt and it's not a smell that goes away right away.

  • @SpaceballOne
    @SpaceballOne 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The whole series is some twisted person's sick fantasy that nothing 'good' actually exists, to justify how sad they are inside. I pity them.

  • @jrjefferson01
    @jrjefferson01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    plot armor is composed of cortosis

    • @roystoyscomics1361
      @roystoyscomics1361 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Plot armor is apathy. If Leslye doesn't care about her own characters, why should we. Yawn. 😴

  • @Kiyoone
    @Kiyoone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    they said 4 million watched this show in the premier night, and it retained less than 60% of viewers.... I mean, the only ones watching this crap now are the people who have YT review channels

    • @jhammer4919
      @jhammer4919 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And bots, remember, made by AI for AI Disney Star Wars garbage.

  • @ionface
    @ionface 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This power creep of force powers somehow doesn't capture any of the pre-Disney coolness and mystique. This is like an AI generated collage of terrible fan-fiction.

    • @ghostrecon6788
      @ghostrecon6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      BINGO-BINGO-BINGO! I have waited for someone to say this very thing!
      AI bots are writing the story and they probably used Gemini since it was designed to be racist against white people.
      Notice how ALL the whites are dying, or committing self-deletion from their inherent "white guilt."

  • @machinedieselx4767
    @machinedieselx4767 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Everyones a jedi in star wars now. Average Jo Shmo, he's a star wars! Watch him go with the lightsaber WOOO.
    Disney has no creativity or talent and have no business in Entertainment anymore.

  • @Zerocool11111
    @Zerocool11111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    How does his helmet block Jedi from reading thoughts but one wearing the helmet can still get into the minds of Jedi?

    • @Trohl-
      @Trohl- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Uh....I'm guessing the reflective side is on the outside. Ya. Imma go with that

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Interesting question. Easy answer: stop trying to make sense of it, because the writer didn't write it to have any, if what we see on screen is any indication to go by.

  • @carlosalfredolopezr.1709
    @carlosalfredolopezr.1709 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    They thought it was a Jedi "Red Wedding" but it was only the "Red-Shirt Jedi Wipping". Nobody cared about them, some even cheered for Yord and Jackee's demises! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The cortosis problem has an added level of problem with it. It doesn't exist in Disney Star Wars. Remember, that's legends and that was banished from Disney canon. They have not worked at all to reintroduce it in the setting.

    • @jikkithesneaky
      @jikkithesneaky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was in a canon book.

    • @Cortanis001
      @Cortanis001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jikkithesneaky What book? Did they do that as part of the High Republic?

    • @jikkithesneaky
      @jikkithesneaky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Cortanis001 book is called thrawn: alliances

    • @Cortanis001
      @Cortanis001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jikkithesneaky Ah, I see. Published in 2018. I had already checked out of Disney Star Wars by then. As such I don't consider the rewrite as part of proper canon in the first place. After all, Disney is rewriting literally everything including making the Jedi into an evil organization. So credibility in content is slim to none.

  • @dixieflatline1189
    @dixieflatline1189 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    GoT: The Red Wedding was in se3ep7. Years of character development in one of the world's most popular shows. People cared.
    Disney: we have no ideas, so gonna copy the best bits of shows the humans like, screw the development time.
    Viewers (the few left): signed up for Bluey, Star Wars is just white noise to fall asleep to.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everyone else: "NAW, we're fine!!"

  • @trickyj7019
    @trickyj7019 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    What is up with these Jedi outfits, are they going to a pyjama party..? And why all the lightsaber colours? Yellow Lightsabers are only used by Jedi Temple guards? Clueless

    • @ghostrecon6788
      @ghostrecon6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Headland's mission is to destroy all that was good with SW because her sympathies lie with the Sith

    • @tqlla
      @tqlla 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ghostrecon6788 From her point of view, the Jedi are evil.

    • @arthurballs9632
      @arthurballs9632 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The wardrobe eXpErT is a DEI hire, surprise, surprise.
      She's appeared in some promotional videos for the series.
      Clearly she just copied the naff costumes off the High Republic book. sO cReAtIvE!

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jedi rave party, I guess.

    • @sjdrifter72
      @sjdrifter72 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yellow lightsabers were used as early as 1978 with the Luke Skywalker Kenner action figure and it continued with the Empire Strikes Back Bespin Fatigues Luke figure.

  • @XiaoFury
    @XiaoFury 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I felt sorry for the Jedi who died in Revenge of the Sith, and I hardly knew them as characters until I started to read more about them.
    These "Jedi"...I don't care to know about them, and their deaths means a whole bunch of nothing to me.

  • @the0peratoR
    @the0peratoR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm literally 20 and have watched hours of people tearing it to shreds

    • @jhammer4919
      @jhammer4919 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hang on there, the bots love it! Made by AI for AI. Just DEIsney Star Wars garbage.

  • @toms_garage
    @toms_garage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What I find interesting is comparing SW Acolyte to even Star Trek Prodigy and compare the storyline.

  • @rengarcia5189
    @rengarcia5189 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would think if Darth Squishy had this obscure metal that can short out light sabers, he'd have it on his gauntlets or breastplate, not on his helmet. That would put him in a compromised position, ie--sticking his neck out--when he uses it.

    • @StarAllKungfu
      @StarAllKungfu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That metal makes me go why not use blasters? 😂 Lightsabers arent worth shit now.

  • @atari1994
    @atari1994 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    If Cortosis was "in the EU"... so was Mundi's age.

  • @TriggerJim88
    @TriggerJim88 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Were we supposed to care about these characters? I took this episode to be a crazy 88 from kill bill scene rather than a red wedding.
    The intent being shock factor and to introduce the powerful Sith, as that's what Headland wanted to focus on with the series; a study of the Sith.

  • @vegasgone07-dh4lb
    @vegasgone07-dh4lb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Disney Star Wars is all over the timeline because they can't go forward. They should be on Episode 13 or 14 by now, but they have not talent. They have nothing, their drowning and pulling from everything from anywhere to stay alive.

  • @jennybyford8071
    @jennybyford8071 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Even the Jedi council forgot about them.

  • @jbug1979
    @jbug1979 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    even if sol was blind, he'd say "why do you smell like burnt hair?"

  • @AerialEmber
    @AerialEmber 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's not just nobody cared, it's that losing those Jedi didn't have any major impact on the structure of the world. There's still a Jedi council, still a lot of padawans, etc. The Red Wedding turned the power structure of the world upside down. This was mostly meaningless.

  • @MirandaSinistra
    @MirandaSinistra 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Caring for characters in a story starts with the writer/writers.
    How they tell a characters story demonstrates how they feel about them, and they audience will likely feel and see them the same way.
    Headlamp and her team don't care about these characters, they're little more than props for her to send her message.
    She feels nothing for this series or these characters and in turn the audience feels nothing for them either.

  • @DucNguyen-se3wg
    @DucNguyen-se3wg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They never learn.

  • @bfish9700
    @bfish9700 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So I get that not all Jedi masters are combat oriented (I don't think anyone at disney understands what a jedi master is but whatever). To use a martial arts analogy, a padawan is like a white belt in BJJ, Jedi masters are black belts. I've rolled with black belts and they know exactly what you're going to do and the counter and you have no right moves. But they just decided Jecki should use girl power or something.

  • @colwellalec
    @colwellalec 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yeah what made the Red Wedding so impactful in the books and show is that you genuinely cared for these characters and it happened so far into the story. With this its just like "good, i hope he kills everyone."

  • @Puzzoozoo
    @Puzzoozoo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She was a wammin, and she had boss babe plot armour skills.

  • @PlasticLid-wq6md
    @PlasticLid-wq6md 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    brown wedding, also by the time the show takes place cortosis would be almost non-existant. most people know about cortosis thanks to Kotor because in the old republic era they needed to fuse vibro weapons with cortosis agaisnt lightsaber users or "cortosis weave"d alloy, it wouldnt disrupt the lightsaber but it would allow the blade to clash without melting. theres like only 1 instance of pure cortosis being used to disrupt lightsabers in a comic. the whole pure cortosis thing is a super fringe EU idea that nobody cares about and obviously it doesnt block the force. it was first adopted by the echani i beleive to fend off the jedi, its super rare and brittle and again was only prevalantly used in the old republic era to be able to stand against lightsaber weilders. with the sith in hiding there would be no need to manufacture cortosis over beskar

  • @RoguesGalleryWingNut
    @RoguesGalleryWingNut 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Cortosis wasn't even introduced in the first show they used it in

  • @jackie.p6891
    @jackie.p6891 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    of course he had magic cortosis armor. because the script forgot that he could've just used force choke or force lightning on these "jedi" twerps instead, killing them instantly. I mean, if you can basically fly using the force, I'm sure he could've done that as well...

  • @wadereynoldsdeadpool5768
    @wadereynoldsdeadpool5768 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just just a little something I should share with you guys but before Padawan Jackie actually knocked off the helmet and shattered it it was already broken because when Master soul ended up punching dude in the face with his helmet on no doubt it was already broken in a sense so you know a lot of you guys should already know that cortosis is a very it's a very weak material that is the main reason why they use durasteel mixed with cortosis for the Star destroyers

  • @christianefiorito3204
    @christianefiorito3204 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We did not even inow by name most of these guys. You do not feel bad for a dead in an Ego shooter.

  • @Virtual_Sphere_
    @Virtual_Sphere_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My theory:
    I bet Lesley brings Revan into star wars as a women (because star wars is disney princesses in space now, and god forbid they give a man a front and center role for a future project). Her little hint at wanting to make a series based on the old Republic could be a hint to who comes and defeates Qimir or possibly, be his master.. which then is linked to the Revan Legion, in The Last Jedi.

  • @theeastecho7114
    @theeastecho7114 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can’t wait for the scene in the Coruscant hotel room where Mei explains to O.S.H.A. why she’s been blacking out so often and has all those receipts of hotel stays in other cities because Mei has been setting up franchises all over the galaxy but the only way O.S.H.A. can make sure is she visits that one bartender who now is wearing a halo brace because he didn’t pass his…or their fight club match with flying colors.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm pretty sure you could easily tell a "fight club"-esque story based on the Coruscant criminal underground, or even as own of the Hutts' moneymaking scenes, located somewhere in the Outer Rim. Would STILL be more authentic (and unique) than anything else they are trying now.

  • @0fficialdregs
    @0fficialdregs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    @4:48 lmfao classic Pro.

  • @devonhickey3302
    @devonhickey3302 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No one even talks about how the episode starts with Osha on the opposite side to where she was thrown at the end of ep4. 🤦‍♂️

  • @Relkond
    @Relkond 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Q: How do people survive lightsaber blows? How do they cut their hair with lightsabers, and not ignite the hair or suffer serious injury?
    A: Fireproofing.

  • @ghostrecon6788
    @ghostrecon6788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I enjoy ensuring the paint on the wall STAYS DRY from 3 years ago over watching this train wreck.

  • @sigmacademy
    @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    09:45. I have to agree with Valliant on that point. For a studio who was so eager to dump the EU/Legends and the successful blueprint it provided for key characters for the next 10-20 years, they seem to "borrow" quite a lot from the EU (I wonder how the original authors of those ideas feel about not getting any royalties/residuals), but at the same time refuses to actually do the EU stories (probably because they can't anymore, because they screwed up Luke's family tree with their "ST", and instead want to do their VASTLY worse "own universe" (with showrunners, directors and writers who are actively embarrassing the studio with what they come up with). Kinda makes you think, doesn't it?

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But to add to the "read a random coloring book, novel or something" remark, Valliant, you have to remember that there is an ENTIRE NEW timeline of JUST Disney Star Wars canon (via their recent novels, games, comics, etc. ever since the company bought the franchise). So, one has to ask: if they can't even write something that is in line with the original canon, is ANY of their CURRENT canon even in line with what they put on screen in their streaming shows (if the showrunners and writers are simply "making it up as they go"?). I'm going to lean into a hard NO with that one, because I don't think there is someone who is even checking lore consistency on their NEW canon (I also can't find any mention of such a person anywhere).

  • @guyolive1071
    @guyolive1071 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When in comes to Cortosis; I thought Disney declared the EU wasn't cannon. So if it's not cannon it's bullshit right?

  • @KaizikuM
    @KaizikuM 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was kinda sad Jecki died, but only because she was pretty good with her lightsabers for a padawan. RIP.

  • @sharksbreath7
    @sharksbreath7 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Red wedding - characters we loved were betrayed and murdered without a chance to fight back, morons get a 6v1 beatdown. Not quite the same.

  • @Purplesubmariner
    @Purplesubmariner 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The only comparable media to The Acolyte is that telekinetic homicidal tire movie "Rubber": _No Reason_

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The point of the Rubber movie was to be absurd (the telekinetic serial killer tire kinda gives it away). I'm pretty sure this show isn't TRYING to be absurd. Big difference. :P

  • @jikkithesneaky
    @jikkithesneaky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cortosis was in a canon book about thrawn and Anakin. There was an attempt to make droids out of it. But it was to hard to get and too fragile outside of energy based attacks. That's why it broke so easy when jecki hit it. It's been canon..

    • @John-fk2ky
      @John-fk2ky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which means it shouldn’t be used as armor.
      Also, when was there a canon book with both Anakin and Thrawn? I must have missed that one. The only one I know about is classified as Legends.

    • @jikkithesneaky
      @jikkithesneaky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@John-fk2ky thrawn: alliances. It's a canon novel with a story of Vader and thrawn and Anakin and thrawn. They find a droid factory trying to make droids out of it. It's "durable" but it's hard to get and process. Likely why qimirs helmet is cracked and and he only has one vambrace, it's strictly meant for fighting saber and blaster weilders.

  • @ardendragoon
    @ardendragoon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was watching greg owen. He was watching the show, and his wife came in. She said the show is made for ten year olds. He then subjugated his ten year old boy to the show. He loved it.
    It's made for ten year olds and stupid wine ladies.

  • @USMC_1991
    @USMC_1991 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The After-Party: "Yay it's over!"

  • @TruittMcCulley
    @TruittMcCulley 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In "The Phantom Menous" Obi-Wan was in his late teens to early twenties.

    • @ShannonCarter55
      @ShannonCarter55 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      25 years old actually.

  • @DSKekaha
    @DSKekaha 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mae is going to be able to hide her forehead from Sol, but he will notice the arm tattoo is missing, and she won't know he's onto her.
    Prediction logged.
    When qimir said 'so you can read my mind?', I took it as teasing/taunting, saying the same thing he said in the apothecary shop....giving Sol a chance to feel even dumber after the reveal.

  • @evilwillhunting
    @evilwillhunting 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Half these characters didn’t even have names. Why should we care any more seeing them iced than any other Stormtrooper

  • @Imsoyes
    @Imsoyes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Another amazing episode, haha. They are just complete hacks at this point. This show is so painfully pathetic that you almost wanna feel bad for them but can't because they have ruined something made by my childhood and something g I have a deep love for. Then they try to copy another show. Can no one at Disney come up with their own ideas?

  • @GloriousRAT
    @GloriousRAT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You forgot about Hobbit luncheons and afternoon teas. LOL

  • @g.t.werber4476
    @g.t.werber4476 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How the hell is not House of the Dragon in the top 10 ranking of most viewed shows and the acolyte is????

  • @kimrasmussen7188
    @kimrasmussen7188 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    jecki was the best character. she actually tried to fight evil, and she was pretty smart and consistent
    dont care about the rest. including sol.

  • @theterribleclaw4285
    @theterribleclaw4285 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm 18 and this show is horrible and it's disgusting to call this Star Wars forget Shows like Asoka, Book of Boba Fett, Tales of the Empire and Mandolin Season 3 the Acolyte alone Ordered 66 Star Wars those other Shows tried but they weren't bad enough to kill Star Wars don't get me wrong there still bad but the Acolyte is so bad it somehow makes the other Star Wars Shows look good and I hate saying that but seriously guys that Rey Movie if it even happens at this point might be the last thing Disney ever makes because at this point I think the Fans are ready to ether force Disney to give up Star Wars or Stop Caring about the Franchise.

  • @RainKoepke-ic3gf
    @RainKoepke-ic3gf 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To be fair, Vader did use Cortosis and Fel and his imperial knights used it and it was standard issue for them

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I remember my limited knowledge of Star Wars lore accurately, the material was pretty rare, and you could potentially outfit a small group with it, but not an entire army. Also, because it was rare, it would be VERY expensive to buy, if one didn't have a natural source of it at one's disposal.

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I remember my limited knowledge of Star Wars lore accurately, the material was pretty rare, and you could potentially outfit a small group with it, but not an entire army. Also, because it was rare, it would be VERY expensive to buy, if one didn't have a natural source of it at one's disposal.

  • @vana.johnson8845
    @vana.johnson8845 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I did not watch Weinstein 'ACOLYTE' Lesley Headland's FROZEN meets Crouching Jedi Hidden Sith Kill Bill Force Fu Space Balls Mog comic book Opus. I was upset hearing X-23 Geeki was killed worse than Carrie Ann Moss being killed with a kierpon knife within 5 minutes of her 1st scene.🙆🏾🙅🏾🤦🏾Make it make sense.

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kuntleen said the EU was not canon. When they realized the hundreds of stories, items, practices, and material in EU were there when they couldn't come up with ANYTHING original on their own, what did they do? They took almost EVERY element of their garbage shows FROM THE EU!!! And then they ruined those, too! Great work, Kuntleen, Baloni, and Lezzye! 🤮

  • @haroldb1856
    @haroldb1856 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did Master Seoul ever check in on the Wookie?

  • @Asclepus
    @Asclepus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yep. Pro is right. There’s no human discernment involved in the making of this show.

  • @coolhand889
    @coolhand889 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    yoda in the clone war debunk the whole twins thing with him and surviving clones and how he could tell them apart each other through the force, clone war season 1 ep 1 ambush

  • @colinwest3301
    @colinwest3301 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think The Acolyte, the whole show. Is actually dummber than The Rise Of Palpatines space horsees.🤣🤣🤣

    • @nilssonakerlund2852
      @nilssonakerlund2852 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the Batman and Robin of LucasFilm.

    • @ShannonCarter55
      @ShannonCarter55 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nilssonakerlund2852that's an insult to Batman and Robin to compare it to the Acolyte.

  • @theterribleclaw4285
    @theterribleclaw4285 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im sorry are there People who still hate the Prequels?

  • @comfordorthewizard8008
    @comfordorthewizard8008 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:24 - but you did care, you’ve made several videos about it 😂😂

  • @dasobjektiv5557
    @dasobjektiv5557 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the helmet block the force?
    how is it possible to force-push a bunch of jedi wearing the helmet?

  • @jonnhanzo9529
    @jonnhanzo9529 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Darth Vaders suit was partially made of Cortosis material in legends

    • @sigmacademy
      @sigmacademy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except when you watch fights in the movies, none of the Jedi fighting him has their lightsabers "short out". That "partial Cortosis" might have been added to get a writer out of a tight narrative spot, but it also slightly contradicts with what we see on screen in the movies.

  • @mkb4560
    @mkb4560 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It was just a flesh wound a bandaid and a look from Ahsoka folding her arms and she will be ready for more

  • @JosephTerrell-j2s
    @JosephTerrell-j2s 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Kk squats over the litter box puts it in production

  • @richmbailey
    @richmbailey 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How about the trees falling the wrong way! LOL

  • @exhaustguy
    @exhaustguy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Darth Maul was overconfident after killing Obi Wan's Master.

  • @bobbarker1481
    @bobbarker1481 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Jedi killed were DEI hires.

  • @brianmcguinness9642
    @brianmcguinness9642 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kurtosis? You can defeat a light saber with statistics?

  • @KanetsidohiKanotoush
    @KanetsidohiKanotoush 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've been played a video game which presented a villain so well written that no matter if you hate him or love him, you realize that if you has been in his place, you may have done the same things because you understand his motives. Which is horrific considering he is a mass murdered
    It's insane that a videogame which needs just the tiniest of stories to justify quests, can deliver something so outstanding, when a industry devoted to the single goal of telling stories, can't make something logic or enjoyable
    By the way, the writer of such story is a non white woman whose ideas may would have been dismissed by Disney, and probably would have been treated as a prop, instead of the brilliant storyteller she is

  • @3spectre26
    @3spectre26 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pro needs to stop interrupting so much and keep his ego in his own show. He's his own best fan!

  • @setlik3gaming80
    @setlik3gaming80 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    WAIT. She wakes up at the beginning and is knocked out at the end? Did this episode happen, or is it an illusion? All these characters may be alive.

  • @swanvictor887
    @swanvictor887 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I saw the thumbnail and my first thought was..."Everybody's dead Dave...." !

  • @realplonk
    @realplonk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly not only don't i care about these characters, I don't care about anything related to Disney Star Wars, not even these videos anymore

  • @aurorauplinks
    @aurorauplinks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    whats funny is... if they had simply used more of the actual STORY STRUCTURE of kill bill to develop the acolyte as a series... they could have really had something.
    I present to you the concept. Episode1, opens with Yoda in the Chancellors office. Hes a large rhinocery alien, maybe no horn. and hes throwing a fit like a angry police chief that's heavy in those 80s cop movies. hes throwing and breaking shit. Yoda is depressed and just sitting there. the Chancellor hurtles some expensive crystal thing off of a stand at Yoda, who mildly catches it with the force and returns it to its pedastol safe, until the Chancellor continues his rage, one time even kicking something.
    Chancellor: What do you mean it's the forces will!? Theirs dead Jedi and Citizens, an entire tract of planets across multiple star systems have reported Strange actions, out of control Jedi pursuing justice and reports of a unknown group killing citizens! What are you going to do about it! (mockingly almost yet more aggressive and angry) Master Yoda!?
    Yoda: I have dispatched several masters to confront the Jedi and a group of knights to deal with the aftermath on those planets and find the group causing chaos, to apprehend if possible, or deal with however is necessary. They took a Republic frigate with them and the 77th Republic Marines Squadron. They should be able to deal with any problems.
    Chancellor: The elections... I'm going to be voted out if you don't fix this, and I will make that your problem before I am gone. If you don't fix this! I will see to it the Jedi are removed from power, their tower taken off Coruscant, and not a brick of their foundry on any Republic planet of good standing or bad! You will be vagabonds in space.
    Yoda looks mildly amused yet reprobative at the threats and tone.
    Yoda: Any man who would put their will and well being over that of the good of the Republic should not be in power. I am sure that is not how you would really act.
    Chancellor: I told you I would! (loud and bluffly) And I will. If you do not carry your part of this deal between the Republic and the Jedi, the Republic will have no use for the Jedi or the force.
    Yoda stares calmly at him.
    Yoda: We will see Chancellor, I think you will come to regret your fears.
    Chancellor: I don't care if (mockingly) it leads to the dark-side! Where-ever the voters needs are, I will go. You Jedi belong to the Republic, do not forget that.
    Yoda: I see regret always when ever people give into emotions like this. We will discuss this when you are more calm. Until then have faith in the force and the Jedi Council. We will see to apprehend the break away faction of Jedi and whoever is killing people.
    Chancellor: You better. You are walking on lace steel here, too much weight on any one part. (the Chancellor smashes a glass sculpture of a alien vase) and it will crumble and take you down under it.
    Yoda smiles and nods.
    Yoda: "If I may go, Chancellor?
    Chancellor: Go... I trust you more then I should... and you are right. I regret my passion. It is the way of my people.
    Yoda: I know Chancellor, and I understand the great burden on your shoulders to care for the breadth of the Republic from one end of the galaxy to the other, it is a burden, too much for even the Jedi to watch all the time, much less one Chancellor and Senate. We will go where you tell us.
    Chancellor: Thank you, Grand-master Yoda.
    Yoda: Calling me friend in private is fine.
    Chancellor: Thank you, friend Yoda.
    Yoda smiles and walks up to the Chancellor to Gently pat his knee (Chancellor is tall, and he bends down to Yoda, face to face almost). Yoda and the Chancellor nod to each other and he stands up right and both part ways.
    (so that would be the hook, followed by a full episode story following Yord in the past being a heroic jedi, solving crimes in a city and bringing justice where it was lacking previously.

  • @vektracaslermd743
    @vektracaslermd743 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Verisimilitude is the key to good writing. Adherence to a body of rules. Hard to do that when you don't have any familiarity with the physics of Star Wars. Instead it's constantly Make-****-Up o'clock and everything is made of bull****ium.

  • @casaagogo2573
    @casaagogo2573 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not only the obvious, but wasn’t there a disturbance in the Force that the rest of the Jedi felt?
    This just makes no sense at all, in any way. Complete and utter nonsense.

  • @nilssonakerlund2852
    @nilssonakerlund2852 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm a fan of Dafne Keen, and I'm glad that her character was killed off. The sooner she separates herself from this dumpster fire, the better.