Then he gains the ire of the herd, as they all have to track down the horrible bug that was introduced by his rushed fix. No one knows about this new bug, until a week down the timeline.
In addition to that, there was a serious lack of TH-cam Tabs open in Chrome that have some Indian guy trying to explain something but going way to fast.
@@marceldouwstra5847 shit I'm in college and this is what I do when professors require documentation. I always thought you are expected to fix this bad behavior when you start working XD
Where's the one with mechanical keyboard, preferably Cherry MX Blue based, that brings machine gun-like, Vietnam-flashback triggering sounds to the environment? Oh wait that one's me
It happens at times when products are near to launching. It happens on a weekly basis with the company I work for. When we are pushing projects out, then there is always going to be major bugs that need multiple developers working on it to fix.
Ryan Jones I suppose depends on who you work for. Where I work we normally don't do this but rather would work together and pair program if it's a solution one programmer can't tackle.
I don't do testing... well, i do testing but not testcases. Is this standard practice if i were to get a job doing this? Is it really so important because it feels like cancer.
@@asyncasync That many coke bottles is seriously distrubing. IIRC, the last I had a can of coke was 5 years ago. It's so disgusting to see how can someone literally drink litres of coke just like that.
developers often work on separate teams, tackling different features of the product, it seems strange that their all competing on the fixing same bug, unless there is a deadline of course.
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I like how the project owner is a certain demographic and only understands sticky notes. Very much appreciated that.
This is so true. There always the guy who buys expensive coffee, one who wears only black and drinks black, one who uses a mac and one who never touches the mouse/trackpad
@@Yetipfote I think Andre Canilho was talking about the "Agile" methodology, where there are predefined "sprints"(units of time, usually about two weeks) . Each sprint has its own goal(issues and bugs that are to be resolved by the time that sprint ends) which is set at the start of the sprint. If a new bug comes up, unless it's critical, it's registered in the system and will be scheduled to be fixed in a future sprint. This is because the goal of the current sprint must be met. You do not work on new a bug that was just registered, because it is not in the team's goal for the current sprint.
Dental bills are always extremely high. In the UK dentists are usually gazillionaires and tend to retire early, while regular doctors even at the top of their game are practically paupers in comparison.
Absence of tests and reviews, fixes pushed directly to production. And bad management so different people fix the same bug, yes. That’s the essence of workflow in a shitty company.
Yeah, it's dumb. You assign the bug to a developer and you also ensure there is regression testing, code review and whatnot before checkin. Then the finished code is deployed to production and usually by another team, unless you're using modern DevOps. Or you could just screw all of that and code directly on your production box. Worth a go.
I actually have fun working in SQL databases. Oracle ones are a hoot. What I really hate is the number of frameworks other things require just to get the damn thing to build in Java if your doing something outside of vanilla Java.
there are voice-over apps you can download to change your voice. It's quite fun. You can download one with Stewie Griffin and get a hilarious reaction when you speak to your team online.
The one industry which I almost universally expected coders to write their code in English and you see on their monitors it's all in their native language tongue. Very strange.
Ahh yes companies that still rely on "Hero" developers because their code is dogshit in the first place, the company refused to invest in refactoring for 15 years or only one person is left who knows how the system works. NOICE!
That smug bastard probably pushed without running his tests, and checking the build beforehand!
git push --force
Then he gains the ire of the herd, as they all have to track down the horrible bug that was introduced by his rushed fix. No one knows about this new bug, until a week down the timeline.
As a developer myself, I can attest to this, 100%! People pushing shit without testing is why I want to punch people.
He added the bug in the first place to be the first to fix it! BTW: There are no bugs! There are only undocumented features.
The next episode: "Cull the heard"
This is fake I don't see a guy browsing stack overflow and beating his head with a keyboard and regretting his life decisions.
oh i was sick that day
that sounds like a good day
In addition to that, there was a serious lack of TH-cam Tabs open in Chrome that have some Indian guy trying to explain something but going way to fast.
perfect profile pic, it completes everything
Relatable
Notice that none have created any documentation. Yep, this is accurate!
Documentation is created when the project is done and we'll have time to do it ;)
@@marceldouwstra5847 shit I'm in college and this is what I do when professors require documentation. I always thought you are expected to fix this bad behavior when you start working XD
@@stevenzhao3414 well you should, but you won't :D
LOL
@@marceldouwstra5847 Documentation is done in production... everyone knows that!
"Error pushing to branch: unresolved merge conflicts"
Damn
ow shit...
unresolved to be precise
ha ha
just force push it and say fuck it 😂😂
git stash and cya
Next video should contain software testers as predators... lurking behind the curtain and looking for an opportunity to strike...
LMAO
omg yes lol
Tommi Raulahti sounds like my perfect job....
Haha this made me laugh since I'm the QA/software tester at my job.
hahah lol
"It is considered to be prestigious to not use this unit at all.."
Lots of laughter
I'm a year late bro. But I couldn't resist. I don't let my devs to use a mouse!! 🤣 I force them to use just shortcuts.
Where's the one with mechanical keyboard, preferably Cherry MX Blue based, that brings machine gun-like, Vietnam-flashback triggering sounds to the environment?
Oh wait that one's me
I love cherry MX Blue keys mechanical keyboards! It's awesome, but of course: not for other people around that is not using it.
LMAO
about 3/4 of our software team uses cherry mx blues. we love the sound. i have same keyboard at home too
Charles MacKay how the hell do you focus?
@@alexgunner1882 you get used to it, and it just feels and sounds more productive.
A bit inefficient to have all the developers working on the same bug, aye?
It happens at times when products are near to launching. It happens on a weekly basis with the company I work for. When we are pushing projects out, then there is always going to be major bugs that need multiple developers working on it to fix.
Ryan Jones I suppose depends on who you work for. Where I work we normally don't do this but rather would work together and pair program if it's a solution one programmer can't tackle.
I guess it does.
Isn't this called Bitcoin?
aye
My main source of nutrition is source code.
My main source of nutrition is JavaScript! :D
My main source do nutrition are documentations
My main goal is to blow up
You still alive then?
@@texivani and act like i don't know nobodyyy
Pushing without testing is not a problem, because we write bug free code, am i right?
End users are best testers.
Yup, and my farts smell like roses! 😋
if it compiles , it's good
I don't do testing... well, i do testing but not testcases. Is this standard practice if i were to get a job doing this? Is it really so important because it feels like cancer.
Welcome to the club bro! :D
The Attenborough narration is spot-on!
The whole team working on the same task.. wonderful approach 😂
competition create better product
The hipster developer became a developer, just to say hes a developer.
"yeah I write code for a living 😏"
"Oh? What languages?"
"html, and I do Wix too, I'm pretty good!"
basically
To impress who? Other developers?
"everyone wants to be the first"
hmmm I assumed the first one to fix it is the main suspect for that bug XD
He created it haha
lmao
“Suspect” the line have the name+pfp of who ever committed it
"his source of nutrition is a black carbonated liquid"
Me: *looks over at my army of red bull and coke cans*
Me: *looks over at a herd of mountain dew and Kefir cans*
*Looks into your diabetes and malnutrition.*
Body:- Diabetes incoming! The attack is too powerful. We'll surrender.
@@asyncasync That many coke bottles is seriously distrubing. IIRC, the last I had a can of coke was 5 years ago. It's so disgusting to see how can someone literally drink litres of coke just like that.
Doesn't matter what people say, we all love coding stuff even when we get frustrated
Frustration is only further reason to keep going
Oh yes, the frustration fuels our willpower!
wait, what is the bright thing all over the place ? Is it called 'light' ?
XD
Void Update() // updates every frame
{
Debug.Log("yes it is");
}
//this code is C#
@@BracketProto You mean unity c#
@@jimoshellen yes
I'm not sure. I had never seen it before.
Funny how the hipster developer, who avoids Java, has Android studio open.
maybe he uses kotlin? : D
@@miszczklasykuw3025 good point
@@miszczklasykuw3025 or dart
The harsh realities of life
Kotlin uses java behind the scenes 😅
And he pushed first!
So glorious!
And now we all want a pet developer. But don't forget to take care of him with the right nutrition!
It's important to get approval from the herd!
Of course it is! No one wants to be the "lone wolf".
Where are my thinkpad Linux developers??
Who needs a BIOS Backdoor?
www.techworm.net/2015/08/lenovo-pcs-and-laptops-seem-to-have-a-bios-level-backdoor.html
@@jamman55 that article says ThinkPads are not affected :/
They prefer to work from home... far from sunlight or females.
@@jamman55 a true Thinkpad neckbeard would have Libreboot installed.
Crying cuz they got a Lenovo but not a thinkpad well at least I do
Why does this not have millions of views? This is amazing!
Developers using Windows? What is this? A bank?
video game devs
Good point. They should be writing software for Playstations.
Indeed... Linux > Windows
Very true
It's called a professional environment
If you look close this hipster developer actually code in Java ;) IT's actually common to code in Java for beard developers)
Lmao what? Hipsters use node.js, not Java.
Hipster hate the most is php
@@dowiee2694 take that back. Hipsters code in Ruby or Swift. Node is a brilliant platform. 😭
Kenny Scott Hipster iOS devs don’t use Swift. They use react native through node.
@@dowiee2694 agreed. React Native reeks of craft beer and mac books.
This is strangely refreshing. Sounds like a vivid narration of a children's story.
its a parody of david attenborough i believe....famous for his nature documentaries in the 80s and 90s....
damn, im impressed. I don't even print the hello part, just 1, 2, 3, etc.
Golden, this was gold in pure form🔥🔥
50 Dislike are from Q/A Teams
developers often work on separate teams, tackling different features of the product, it seems strange that their all competing on the fixing same bug, unless there is a deadline of course.
I like how the project owner is a certain demographic and only understands sticky notes. Very much appreciated that.
Just saw this in my recommends, dont regret watching
I would watch this as a show
I can't believe nobody is talking about the way that guy drinks coffee
This production is a pure gold of the internet.
Attenborough's impression takes the vudeo to a whole new level man
over the years, when someone finds the bug first, i've learnt to just let it go "there will always be someone better than you" sigh
As a Geographer I find this skit soo funny ..... lots of laughter !!!
Best narration ever!!!!!
i was had idea of making a video with nature documenter genre film but objecting human being... now i found one. great video
This herd does not practice pair programming. Searching for new herd...
I use "looking for a pair programming buddy" as my Tinder pickup line ... gives a clear nerd warning ...
@@llothar68 works better on Grindr
@@jonaaa3622 Grindr? Sorry i'm not doing Javascript. I'm C++. Maybe i should try DonaldDaters to find other dinosaurs like me.
i swear, pair programming is widely underrated
Best narrator I have ever listed too
Pushed the fix directly to production, looks real to me!
LOVE the David Attenborough voice ;-)
This is so true. There always the guy who buys expensive coffee, one who wears only black and drinks black, one who uses a mac and one who never touches the mouse/trackpad
I miss Oslo, such a beautiful city
The David Attenborough impression is spot on. 😍😆
lol the second dev type is me 😂😭 I'm so attacked 😂😂 nice vid guys
This is not very "Agile" :D
oh yes it is! Notice how fast they jumped on the fresh bug?
@@Yetipfote I think Andre Canilho was talking about the "Agile" methodology, where there are predefined "sprints"(units of time, usually about two weeks) .
Each sprint has its own goal(issues and bugs that are to be resolved by the time that sprint ends) which is set at the start of the sprint. If a new bug comes up, unless it's critical, it's registered in the system and will be scheduled to be fixed in a future sprint.
This is because the goal of the current sprint must be met. You do not work on new a bug that was just registered, because it is not in the team's goal for the current sprint.
Cosmin Pop can’t say 100% but I think the dude you replied to was being sarcastic, although nice explanation.
@@clublulu399 now that you say, I think you might be right, lol :D
When project owner walks in, all species press CTRL W closing stackoverflow
This was great, thank you
i luv this .....
He can push the code quickly because all of his tests created using his TDD skills have passed!
hello, is this National Geographic channel?
I love the voice over and the funny video
This is such a downer for newbies like me. !! I feel already depressed !! Am I going to have a life like this !!!
Amazing sense of humor. I was watching animal planet of very rare species. Lovely. Thank you for such wonderful upload.
I sipped that strange cold black liquid for decades. The result is an extremely high dental bill.
Dental bills are always extremely high.
In the UK dentists are usually gazillionaires and tend to retire early, while regular doctors even at the top of their game are practically paupers in comparison.
That attenborough impression is fucking spot-on. Bravo!
I was laughing my ass off, good work lads!
Developer: *Heads to lunch after push*
QAs: "Hold up...."
Lol haha 😂. Everyone fixing the same bug, hmm, doesn’t sound efficient 🤦♂️
Absence of tests and reviews, fixes pushed directly to production. And bad management so different people fix the same bug, yes. That’s the essence of workflow in a shitty company.
Yeah, it's dumb. You assign the bug to a developer and you also ensure there is regression testing, code review and whatnot before checkin. Then the finished code is deployed to production and usually by another team, unless you're using modern DevOps.
Or you could just screw all of that and code directly on your production box. Worth a go.
To truly understand, you must become one yourself.
LOVE this
Who else came here from Samuel Miller's channel?
As a developer myself, I can relate much. Funny stuff!
Lmao please make more of these😂
That’s amazing! Thanks Internet.
The developer to have pushed first is Russian, ‘cause he has his wedding ring on the right hand. So proud of him)
Is this you?
You can tell he's Russian just by looking at him
Fake, those are not developers! We never go for lunch!
Then how you alive
panikumar kr the luch goes to us
Lunch?! Wots that then?! ;-)
Agreed, you have lunch while you code.
We even don't go for pee 😅
How many times do I have to keep getting this in my recommended?! Gosh
So many reflected here! Oh, man!
accurate
Very, very accurate. Scarily accurate in fact.
I actually have fun working in SQL databases. Oracle ones are a hoot. What I really hate is the number of frameworks other things require just to get the damn thing to build in Java if your doing something outside of vanilla Java.
the best video i have seen in the last...long long time
Void Update() // updates every frame
{
Debug.Log("sorta"); //Debug,Log is the same as Print
}//this code is C#
That push will make a work for rest of the herd ---> because no testing at all :)
Is this actually David Attenborough or is there a wizard on this channel
there are voice-over apps you can download to change your voice. It's quite fun. You can download one with Stewie Griffin and get a hilarious reaction when you speak to your team online.
who here after mr small PP's video
👇
damn good production quality
This is pure gold
David Attenborough 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
Yeah, spot on, stereotypes and ... well, cats.
Sir Attenborough's voice is on point !👏
the voice over is spot on
The one industry which I almost universally expected coders to write their code in English and you see on their monitors it's all in their native language tongue. Very strange.
Some of us have the brain capacity to write in english even while not forgetting their language.
Ahh yes companies that still rely on "Hero" developers because their code is dogshit in the first place, the company refused to invest in refactoring for 15 years or only one person is left who knows how the system works. NOICE!
HAHAHHAHA I love the David Attenborough voice!
Made my day :D
True😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Completely unrealistic. Devs drink Coke Zero now. It's 2019.
it's really funny how they picture the developers' work life, but I really enjoy it. Also the comments are entertaining 😂😂😂
This is why I don't regret not learning to code. I just hope by the end of my career it doesn't become as necessary as typing it these days.
1:09 might as well pick the mouse up if you're not even going to use vim
Lol. He's probably abusing that tab key all day
My computing teacher is the first species, I've never seen a man drink so much cola in my life
Holy freaking awesome. I ignored this video for a long long time but it turned out to be pure gold. Oh wait. More like pure platinum.
Actually, this video scared me a little if there is any reality in professional life in Nordic countries :D :D
That is not accurate. The one who fixes the bug first is usually the one who put it there in the first place.
As a software developer I find this skit funny as hell.
Pretty accurate.
If only the work as a project owner could look like this