@Professional Milker I understand how “freebird: a jesus story” seems to mess with the canon, but if you read the tie in novel “the book of Judas” is should clear it up a little bit. Hopefully once we get the “Budda v jesus: battle of heavenly proportions” crossover event, we’ll get more explanation and it’ll clear up some inconsistencies about the expanded Bible universe👍
@@High-Honor-Gameplays That is a big question. Orthodox Christians and Catholics are both branches of Christianity. Orthodox Christians follow the Eastern Orthodox tradition, while Catholics are part of the Roman Catholic Church. Their main differences lie in their church hierarchy, theological beliefs, and practices. For instance, the Pope is the central figure in Catholicism, while the Orthodox Church operates with a conciliar model. Additionally, there are differences in their understanding of original sin, the role of saints, and the use of icons in worship. So an Orthodox Christian is a different type of Christian from a Catholic christian and their differences lie mostly in beliefs and practices
The testament Thou Shalt Not Kill also means to hurt someone physically or emotionally. The sick guitar riff is bringing the opposite of pain to everyone, and hence, no commandment broken
there isn't mentioned bible say jesus has long hair and white man, however bible say how jewish man should they look trimmed black hair, long sideburns, and have a beard, for the skin i think he was basically brown middle eastern
@@MysteriousCowpoke Them's fighting words brother. (no seriously the topic of whether Jesus was divine or not was the source of a large amount of conflict in the early church)
Just as it is stated in the Bible: "... And on the third day, Jesus will rise from the dead and by God, he will solo Freebird like an OG. And unfaithful will see the truth and will see the light of Jesus once more". Really inspiring.
As a Christian, it does my soul good to see all our Christian brothers, Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant coming together to appreciate our lord and savior giving that guitar an absolutely righteous shredding. I definitely wanna see some more ecumenicism like this.
Actually, there's a high probability that Jesus Christ, Son of God, was shredded. Ripped, chiseled, and considering his times were very physical. It is likely.
@@user-zj8uc2hl5h If you believe in Christ as your saviour, you will get the opportunity to play sick covers of all of your favorite songs with him for eternity, GUARANTEED
At 150 its the angel/demon army lining up and once the breakdown ends They charge across the field to clash in battle while jesus fights satan in a Guitar Hero Battle
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
The Bible 2 really is enjoyable experience, I discovered this show since 0002, I did not regret any second of watching this, infact I didn't even blink once. I kept rewatching this for decades, no, centuries. This has to be one of my favourite show of all time. Recommended.
Rest in peace, Gary Rossington the last original remaining band member of Lynyrd Skynyrd. You shall play the guitar alongside Jesus and your band members.
"When they approached the resting place of Jesus, they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. They had found the Lord standing tall, with light eminating from his fingertips. A sound so beautiful, the sins of the father and the son could be washed away could be heard from his lute. The women bowed their heads and the men banged their heads as he, the Lord, shredded his way to the heavenly light." ~ Luke 24
As an atheist i do confirm that you got us, jesus is a talented person not only he can shred for our shinz (skating jesus meme) but also can hit the riff.
Jesus did not have long hair, I know this because it would be a sin for a man to have long hair and Jesus was sinless. So it would be blasphemy to call this man with long hair Jesus
@@santaclause760 Then why is every depiction of Jesus I see in every Church have him with long hair. Also why is it a sin to have long hair? Its not against the commandments or against hios teachings, and if it was a Jewish thing Jesus said himself that the pharisees had abondoned the spirit of the word of God and had the laws of men.
-Comes out of tomb after a couple of years -rips the fattest of all rifts that humanity has been given -disappears -refuses to elaborate Edit: didn't expect the 1.8k likes, thanks!
@@benadrylcabbagepatch2527 He sacrificed himself so other people could go to Heaven, even when those people insulted, tortured and killed him. Truly Gigachad
Jesus can play guitar, skate, sing, kick ass, dance, rap, leap across entire states effortlessly, and even turn water into wine. Now I finally see why people are religious.
@@edgarbanuelos6472 as someone who was raised Catholic the church has some weird stuff like purgatory, someone was probably high and came up with that because the evidence they point to it existing says absolutely nothing about purgatory existing and the church is going down hill and taking people with it
Pope even said even atheists can go to heaven which in the Bible says you absolutely have to believe in the resurrection of Jesus and accept him and possibly accept him by the ucerest.
Honestly, I'd go to church a lot more often if every time, there was a dude dressed as Jesus that just came out on stage and shred the sickest riffs for 5 straight minutes.
If this becomes canon I’m going back to church
It’s canon in mine
what season of the bible is this
Same
@@metelineblue294 season 1;16
@Professional Milker I understand how “freebird: a jesus story” seems to mess with the canon, but if you read the tie in novel “the book of Judas” is should clear it up a little bit.
Hopefully once we get the “Budda v jesus: battle of heavenly proportions” crossover event, we’ll get more explanation and it’ll clear up some inconsistencies about the expanded Bible universe👍
And on the third day he riffs towards to heaven
Man I’m dead
@@thejkl8304 (camera pans to prop skeleton falling over)
stairway to heaven
@@thejkl8304 bro gonna resurrect
@@Naitik_Behera highway to hell
Roman soldier: Finally, Jesus is dead.
Jesus 3 days later:
Pilate and the Pharisees: ;-; ;-; ;-;
Satan himself didnt approve of this comment because it had 666 likes. Dont worry, I fixed it
"Explain this Atheists"
Es glorioso
Para mí PASÓ esto, es mi "Headcanon"
They just cant
as an atheist ı am now christian
They will say it's Photoshop,but there was no Photoshop at that time.
@@egehantanil4257 You see the lord
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
No not really. It's in fact their kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids
Descendants*
Nice back to the future reference
MARTY
Lmao
and god said “let there be riffs” and there were riffs
And they were goooooood
"and once He had finisshed with the Riffs, He sat down on the stone precipice, the Video being finished, and then smoked a blunt at the 4:20 " -- Mark
And they were siiiiiiick as hell
And he saw it was good
Let there be roooooooock!!!
* Thudding rock in the background*
As an Orthodox Christian I can confirm that this is not a sin or blasphemy but instead a historically important moment for our religion. Amen 🎸🙏☦️
Why did you use this ☦️ instead of this✝️
@@High-Honor-Gameplays ☦️This is the Orthodox cross
✝️This is the Catholic cross
That's why
@@GreekV1nce How am I supposed to know I'm not Christian, also what's orthodox.
@@High-Honor-Gameplays That is a big question. Orthodox Christians and Catholics are both branches of Christianity. Orthodox Christians follow the Eastern Orthodox tradition, while Catholics are part of the Roman Catholic Church. Their main differences lie in their church hierarchy, theological beliefs, and practices. For instance, the Pope is the central figure in Catholicism, while the Orthodox Church operates with a conciliar model. Additionally, there are differences in their understanding of original sin, the role of saints, and the use of icons in worship. So an Orthodox Christian is a different type of Christian from a Catholic christian and their differences lie mostly in beliefs and practices
@@GreekV1nce thanks for answering😃
I'm Christian, and I think it's safe to say Jesus absolutely nailed it.
I see what you did there
@@frank-nx6vjme too 😂
Hold up
I see what you did there
OMFG I just spilled my drink when i realized
"Thou shall not kill"
_As he asbolutely murders that guitar._
He didn't just murder the guitar, he SHREDDED the guitar
Asbolutely
The testament Thou Shalt Not Kill also means to hurt someone physically or emotionally.
The sick guitar riff is bringing the opposite of pain to everyone, and hence, no commandment broken
@@irok1 ok but that guitar is on fire after that
@@irok1 yikes that went miles zooming over your head
The Romans have been quiet since this banger dropped.
Underrated comment
And the Pharisees has not been seen after that.
You say that like the Romans were his enemy, you know it was the jews who killed Jesus, right?
@@user-tf5lg7fc9s the jews in rome
@@BobTheOneGuy lolwut
Its so funny that he starts with "lord i cant change" like he's trying to say" i dont know how to die".
*JESUS ABSOLUTELY SHREDDING FOR OUR SINS.‼️🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥💥💥‼️🔥🗣️*
This is why AI generated content will never replace human creatifity
You are right my friend
Lol
A.i will never be able to imitate shitposts as good as we can
@@darthmaul7434 yeah shitposts are only funny because of the human element
Not human creativity. Human stupidity
“He will never be playing free bird solo”
Romans 3 days later: 😮
Romans: *spits out cereal*
I hate how i instantly knew the template of the meme
_[Surprised Pikachu face]_
@@tunch90no its cereal spitting meme
i'm your 1000th like bro congrats
"Mom, I'm listening to Christian music"
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, however, was that sick bass line that one time"
Now THAT'S a religion I can get behind.
Amen
amen
Come forth my child and embrace the warmth of Rock N' Roll Religion and praise our lord, savior and father of all who rocks: Chuck Berry
A MAN BROTHER!
amém amigos
I'm Christian, and I'm sure our Lord and savior could shred some sick riffs
fr tho
Hi Christian, I'm Christian!
@@christianlindemann4907
Hello Christian
He’s Christian, you’re Christian, I’m Christian! Is there any other Christian’s I should know about?
Jesus died for our sins to give us sick riffs to shred on
Btw I'm Christian and I conclude this as a certified good classic
Jesus Christ has Rizzen.
Muslims: don't you dare draw our prophet!
Christians:
NAHHHHH
You really sure jesus is long hair and white man?
@@fazrieisa6654Long hair, sure. Ethnicity? Not so sure
there isn't mentioned bible say jesus has long hair and white man, however bible say how jewish man should they look trimmed black hair, long sideburns, and have a beard, for the skin i think he was basically brown middle eastern
I have watched this three times
Once for Jesus
Once for the Father
And once for the Holy Spirit
+1 for you too
A m e n
God bless you 🙏
Amen
watch it for the 4th time for the sick riffs
God is omnipotent, which means he is capable of doing literally anything. Therefore he could theoretically perform the Free Bird solo with no mistakes
it's canon bois
perhaps Lynard Skynard came up with the solo through divine inspiration
And God spoke to the man, and the man created the holy tune that is Freebird
Jesus was human, but God (different person) could have had that happen
@@MysteriousCowpoke Them's fighting words brother. (no seriously the topic of whether Jesus was divine or not was the source of a large amount of conflict in the early church)
The irony that my Buddhist friend recommended me this and i like to say that i am now a follower of Jesus.
Im a follower of Isa as
Just as it is stated in the Bible: "... And on the third day, Jesus will rise from the dead and by God, he will solo Freebird like an OG. And unfaithful will see the truth and will see the light of Jesus once more". Really inspiring.
Amen
Amen
HEIL- i mean amen.
"But the Lord riffs at the wicked, for he knows their shredding days are over."
- Psalms 37:13
Dont say that
amen
If this was how the bible was written I’d be like 🙏🙏
I wanna like this comment but it's perfect at 777
@@luquedas6451 why not its funny
"They hated Jesus cause he could play some sweet riffs"
'jesus doesnt exist?'
'then explain this!'
I actually love the fact you spend time in move-editing him to make it look a little more realistic and not just loop it, thank you
Edit? thats all real theres no edit or fake things you atheist.
He riffed for our sins.
Me: Man i wish someone could save me from eternal damnation and a life surrounded by unforgiven sin!
Jesus:
unforgiven sin?
deny the power of god
@@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 no.
@@luks303 based
@@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 clown detected
Opinion rejected
2.1k likes but 3 comments
I’m glad nobody is getting angry at this video for being “mocking towards religion” This is legitimately one of my favorite videos on youtube
It seems a celebration, no?
It’s not mocking at all, and I say this as a Christian myself. If it can bring people together, then isn’t it what He wants?
As a Christian, it does my soul good to see all our Christian brothers, Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant coming together to appreciate our lord and savior giving that guitar an absolutely righteous shredding. I definitely wanna see some more ecumenicism like this.
Me (God's drunkest driver) explaining to the officer that the speed limit does not apply when the solo from Free Bird is playing
The speed limit doesn't apply when you're listening to some sick riffs, ESPECIALLY if it's Free Bird
"God why do you give me your strongest drinks?"
"Cause your my drunkest driver"
That's true for any sick guitar solo, but you are morally obligated to drive as fast as possible when the free bird solo kicks in
666 likes....
I was unable to explain it to the oak tree my truck crashed into we got the hell outta there before cops and ems arrived
lore accurate depiction of jesus
Actually, there's a high probability that Jesus Christ, Son of God, was shredded.
Ripped, chiseled, and considering his times were very physical.
It is likely.
If the pope confirms that Jesus did a sick guitar solo of freebird I will convert
Can confirm. I asked God in prayer
As a Christain guitar player I can confirm this is fire. (I think the bible forgot to Menton this part)
Might be true, since John 21:25 mentions that there are many things that Jesus did but was not written 😎
So the fire that burned Sodom and Gomorrah was just a teaser for Jesus's sick shredding skills?
This is honestly a good way to convince people to go to church
Been saying for years, if the church wants people to visit, they need a better soundtrack, and pyrotechnics
@@justsimon.4995 Im atheist and even I would go to church if they started playing better songs.
Maners Maketh Men
😅
@@user-zj8uc2hl5h If you believe in Christ as your saviour, you will get the opportunity to play sick covers of all of your favorite songs with him for eternity, GUARANTEED
40 days later, he said goodbye to his disciples and ascended whilst playing stairway to heaven.
🤘😎
Hey now, switchfoot exists
XD
Yea but that was a demonic song
He died and highway to hell was playing on his way to beat luci's ass
Jesus so holy he can play the whole solo on the same key of the fretboard
He is risen
Satan: Come with me, I can give you waifus, internet and a good life
Jesus:
Jesus is Gigachad
One riff is all it takes to live eternally
I stay with Jesus
@@danteatwood1283 ¡Just see that movement, that style!
Satan can't do shit, Jesus'll riff and ball on his ass for weeks
imagine we waited tons of years for him to come back and he just plays and shreds free bird while descending from heaven
How to make a helluva entrance part 1
@@yasininn76 what's part two?
At 150 its the angel/demon army lining up and once the breakdown ends They charge across the field to clash in battle while jesus fights satan in a Guitar Hero Battle
that would be pretty badass
Worth the wait
Guys, it's time
On the first day on christmas, my true lord said to me “yo, check out this sick riff”
I was an atheist, but after seeing this I believe Jesus is the true lord and savior
Same
good
Jesus saves
@@collinivy4861 Jesus shredds
@@hamper6511 Jesus frees
His guitar solo was too amazing he got nailed
That is the most offensive yet most hilarious comment I have ever seen in my life
you can say he nailed it
Damn bro wtf😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
same bro
Rel
Кажется, у кого-то было очень много свободного времени
@@Altair_gg idk what you said but rel
Bro, literally the exact same for me, but I was rushing home before I crapped my pants instead.
The Bible 2 really is enjoyable experience, I discovered this show since 0002, I did not regret any second of watching this, infact I didn't even blink once. I kept rewatching this for decades, no, centuries. This has to be one of my favourite show of all time. Recommended.
there's something about jesus with an electric guitar that just feel so right. It's like it's what it always meant to be
No replies? Lemme fix that
no actually. he gives off rockstar vibes, especially with that long hair and sick beard
Exactly
That, or an AR-15
As a Christian myself, I can say with 100% honesty that Jesus playing the Free Bird is 69x better than any Christian rock song ever
As an atheist, this is also better than normal rock
AGREE COMPLETLY
Have you tried Victor Borba? The man makes christian music and he is the author of none other than Bury The Light from DMC
Amen, my brother in Christ. In the words of Hank Hill, "You're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock n' roll worse"
*666x better
the best thing i did this day was read the comments while listening to this.
Happy Resurrection Sunday yall!
Jesus is the only entity that can play Stairway to Heaven for 10 hours straight in a guitar shop.
Or while on the stairway itself
Jesus be like “stairway to my house”
The shredder of Nazareth.
Matthew, Mark and Luke: let's make sure our versions of the gospel correspond with one another and don't include too much cosmic imagery
John:
This is the best comment I've read in this comment section. LOL. 🤣
Happy Easter
Vertically Ascending Jesus
"40 days in a desert was enough in order to master Faith and the Free Bird Solo" sounds like a legit biblical quote.
God: JESUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Jesus: Playing free bird
DokiBird Stream February 2024, colorized
For the Dokibird!
Being a christian, this is absolutely amazing. Now this is the power of Jesus right here.
Yes brother
Amen
Same
Amen
Amen to that
Rest in peace, Gary Rossington the last original remaining band member of Lynyrd Skynyrd. You shall play the guitar alongside Jesus and your band members.
Now jesus is playing with him
@@jameshoffmann7676 Ayo
They’re shredding in the beyond
@@udbhavsingh8608 💀
@@udbhavsingh8608 you're batshit insane lock this man up
No matter who you are, where you are, or what you're doing, remember, Jesus loves YOU! And rock on!
Jesus's concerts used to be awesome
"When they approached the resting place of Jesus, they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. They had found the Lord standing tall, with light eminating from his fingertips. A sound so beautiful, the sins of the father and the son could be washed away could be heard from his lute. The women bowed their heads and the men banged their heads as he, the Lord, shredded his way to the heavenly light." ~ Luke 24
😂 hell yea brither
Lmao rolling stones
amen
It’s CANNON
The stones are, in fact, still rolling to this day
Fun fact : *This shit could be canon*
In Heaven especially.
@@Berd-Wasted. specifically written like a true portuguese/spanish speaker
i need glasses lmao
@@SpringDavid Try Don Bosco Institute of Makati.
I'm not one of those cringy christian communities with agenda's behind them.
@@SpringDavid por que?? Xdd
well assuming god and by extension jesus exist outside the human idea of time then yea
As an atheist i do confirm that you got us, jesus is a talented person not only he can shred for our shinz (skating jesus meme) but also can hit the riff.
"he shredded for our sins, oh yea he shredded, yea it was good."
"My Lord, the Free Bird solo was playing so the sin doesn't count."
😂underated comment
“To atone for your sins, you must play stairway to heaven and play some absolutely holy riffs”
😂
This bread is my Body, the wine is my Blood, this sick ass riff is the Freebird Solo. And God heard it and said it was good.
and this beer is my pee
Amen
How about the Mayo?
We don't talk about the mayo
As a Catholic Christian I can confirm this is what actually happened, trust me, I was there.
"Oh god heal me with your sick ass riff"
As a catholic, this ain't blasphemy. This is a masterpiece🎸✝️
Jesus did not have long hair, I know this because it would be a sin for a man to have long hair and Jesus was sinless. So it would be blasphemy to call this man with long hair Jesus
@@santaclause760 Then why is every depiction of Jesus I see in every Church have him with long hair. Also why is it a sin to have long hair? Its not against the commandments or against hios teachings, and if it was a Jewish thing Jesus said himself that the pharisees had abondoned the spirit of the word of God and had the laws of men.
@@mariustan9275 pretty sure he is saying that shit because he thinks its gay lmao
Holy be thy father son and holy spirit 0f the sick ass lick
@@Beelzeonfun fact, ah, so he’s that type of Christian that hates gays to the bone.
4:20... damn son you really hit the right spot
WEED
@@ShovelLettuce ,,its 5:32 in the morning danny.,,
,,SMOKE WEED ANYWAY!1!!!,,
The only acceptable return of Jesus
For Communion, he gives out beer and peanuts
He was crucified because his haters can’t handle the riffs
Oooh, so that's who Jonny was.
As a Christian I confirm, this is one of those miracles that the Bible forgot to mention
And it should!!!
Tsk, John was slacking
originaly It stood in the bible, the catholic church just cencored it because no one would listen to church choirs anymore
I love these types of videos, the ones where christians and atheists can come together and laugh at something
Fun fact, there's a tribe in Mexico that believes Jesus resurrected and instantly entered a violin contest
-Comes out of tomb after a couple of years
-rips the fattest of all rifts that humanity has been given
-disappears
-refuses to elaborate
Edit: didn't expect the 1.8k likes, thanks!
Gigachad Jesus
@@benadrylcabbagepatch2527 He sacrificed himself so other people could go to Heaven, even when those people insulted, tortured and killed him. Truly Gigachad
Based God.
He came out of the tomb after 3 days, played this shit, and dissapeared like a chad
@@mariustan9275 Gigachad?DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?
jesus definately is the best guitar player ever
Jesus can play guitar, skate, sing, kick ass, dance, rap, leap across entire states effortlessly, and even turn water into wine. Now I finally see why people are religious.
explain this atheists
Time traveller: moves a chair
Lynrd Skynrd:
this is so epic that the vatican has to make this cannon
Shame the writers hate updating the lore
They made a cannon?
@@edgarbanuelos6472 as someone who was raised Catholic the church has some weird stuff like purgatory, someone was probably high and came up with that because the evidence they point to it existing says absolutely nothing about purgatory existing and the church is going down hill and taking people with it
Pope even said even atheists can go to heaven which in the Bible says you absolutely have to believe in the resurrection of Jesus and accept him and possibly accept him by the ucerest.
@@Crusade6539 TELL ME ABOUT THEIR COOL CANNON, MAN!!!
As a Christian I feel joy when watching this
Same
As a Roman Catholic i go to Church every Sunday just to wait for this miracle to happen.
As a Christian…I think…THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
666 likes no way
@@moon-kf8tx 1.6k*
Amen 🙏
Padre nuestro que estás e....
Jesus Christ!
What I sick solo
What a shame that I was not there watching
😂😭
Damn
Jesus playing free bird is so powerful, it made me ascend to heaven.
This was truly, a godly performance
Holy shit you synced it quite well
Honestly, I'd go to church a lot more often if every time, there was a dude dressed as Jesus that just came out on stage and shred the sickest riffs for 5 straight minutes.
That's what heaven is dude
Bring in some disciples with some proper talent. Period outfits. Blast some 'Tallica, Skynyrd, Zeppelin, etc. Rock out!
Can you imagine how many epic parts like this were cut from the Bible?
Jesus be performing different kinds of miracles
The pick motion is on point. You did a real good job!!
Jesus christ he is good
He's the Son of God after all.
Amen
I love how this comment can be read in two ways and still make sense
@@DriedJizzSock Ahh, the joys of the youtube comment section
(Probably gonna get removed in like the next 5 years for smth stupid idk)
@@Politzania532 soon on youtube: ALL videos marked as made for kids
As a Christian I can confirm u have made a masterpiece my sir combing my two favorite things rock and Jesus bless u good sir🫡
“For one to hath faith, thy lord shall shred some riffs”- Free bird 10:9