The testament Thou Shalt Not Kill also means to hurt someone physically or emotionally. The sick guitar riff is bringing the opposite of pain to everyone, and hence, no commandment broken
@Jackson Hartley Them's fighting words brother. (no seriously the topic of whether Jesus was divine or not was the source of a large amount of conflict in the early church)
@Professional Milker I understand how “freebird: a jesus story” seems to mess with the canon, but if you read the tie in novel “the book of Judas” is should clear it up a little bit. Hopefully once we get the “Budda v jesus: battle of heavenly proportions” crossover event, we’ll get more explanation and it’ll clear up some inconsistencies about the expanded Bible universe👍
At 150 its the angel/demon army lining up and once the breakdown ends They charge across the field to clash in battle while jesus fights satan in a Guitar Hero Battle
Rest in peace, Gary Rossington the last original remaining band member of Lynyrd Skynyrd. You shall play the guitar alongside Jesus and your band members.
Actually, there's a high probability that Jesus Christ, Son of God, was shredded. Ripped, chiseled, and considering his times were very physical. It is likely.
"When they approached the resting place of Jesus, they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. They had found the Lord standing tall, with light eminating from his fingertips. A sound so beautiful, the sins of the father and the son could be washed away could be heard from his lute. The women bowed their heads and the men banged their heads as he, the Lord, shredded his way to the heavenly light." ~ Luke 24
@@user-zj8uc2hl5h If you believe in Christ as your saviour, you will get the opportunity to play sick covers of all of your favorite songs with him for eternity, GUARANTEED
I'm pretty sure Jesus approves this. It's just a depiction of Jesus playing some catchy tunes on a guitar. Nothing even remotely offensive or humiliating about it
Jesus did not have long hair, I know this because it would be a sin for a man to have long hair and Jesus was sinless. So it would be blasphemy to call this man with long hair Jesus
@@santaclause760 Then why is every depiction of Jesus I see in every Church have him with long hair. Also why is it a sin to have long hair? Its not against the commandments or against hios teachings, and if it was a Jewish thing Jesus said himself that the pharisees had abondoned the spirit of the word of God and had the laws of men.
Just as it is stated in the Bible: "... And on the third day, Jesus will rise from the dead and by God, he will solo Freebird like an OG. And unfaithful will see the truth and will see the light of Jesus once more". Really inspiring.
As a Christian, it does my soul good to see all our Christian brothers, Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant coming together to appreciate our lord and savior giving that guitar an absolutely righteous shredding. I definitely wanna see some more ecumenicism like this.
@@High_Honor_Gameplays That is a big question. Orthodox Christians and Catholics are both branches of Christianity. Orthodox Christians follow the Eastern Orthodox tradition, while Catholics are part of the Roman Catholic Church. Their main differences lie in their church hierarchy, theological beliefs, and practices. For instance, the Pope is the central figure in Catholicism, while the Orthodox Church operates with a conciliar model. Additionally, there are differences in their understanding of original sin, the role of saints, and the use of icons in worship. So an Orthodox Christian is a different type of Christian from a Catholic christian and their differences lie mostly in beliefs and practices
@@Heoffperc Isa isnt only a prophet my friend but also our LORD and SAVIOUR. May Christ lead you to the Catholic Church friend and may Jesus our LORD and GOD always be with you guiding every step of the way out of false religions. God bless 😊
“Fear not the sinner, for there lies salvation in the light of God’s magnanimous rhythm, The drums of the holy spirit, and the riff of the Son.” - Book of Groove, 18:9-10
as someone who flatlined on life support but got revived, this is probably what god was watching my soul do bouncing between dimensions on the defib unit
@@Shattered_Skies all I saw was darkness. it was really calm. it took the trauma care team 5 hours to get me concious. I OD'd as a s-cide attempt of enough xanax to off a family of 4 but yeah. idk how im here today. i wasnt supposed to live lol
@@raw1465 God has a plan for all of us, brother. Now, all that's left it's to do the best with the time you're given. Forget the past, Our Lord is the Future.
@@raw1465for real, xanax is a bitch. i've been taking that shit for the past 10 years maybe. never do that again dude. suicide is not a solution, i too learnt it the bad way im very happy you're ok though, but just dont do that again!
The Bible 2 really is enjoyable experience, I discovered this show since 0002, I did not regret any second of watching this, infact I didn't even blink once. I kept rewatching this for decades, no, centuries. This has to be one of my favourite show of all time. Recommended.
@@edgarbanuelos6472 as someone who was raised Catholic the church has some weird stuff like purgatory, someone was probably high and came up with that because the evidence they point to it existing says absolutely nothing about purgatory existing and the church is going down hill and taking people with it
Pope even said even atheists can go to heaven which in the Bible says you absolutely have to believe in the resurrection of Jesus and accept him and possibly accept him by the ucerest.
Honestly, I'd go to church a lot more often if every time, there was a dude dressed as Jesus that just came out on stage and shred the sickest riffs for 5 straight minutes.
Yeah, they should just release a third book, the New Testament Season 2, and change all the boring parts to modern classics. That's how you get the attention of the new generation.
_He shred for our Sins. The Guitar is his body, The Strings his veins. Play, Riff, Shred for our Lord did just so, as he allows us to also do so. In his Vibe, Hear our Solo. Rock on._
-Comes out of tomb after a couple of years -rips the fattest of all rifts that humanity has been given -disappears -refuses to elaborate Edit: didn't expect the 1.8k likes, thanks!
@@benadrylcabbagepatch2527 He sacrificed himself so other people could go to Heaven, even when those people insulted, tortured and killed him. Truly Gigachad
Isaiah 40:28-“Do you not know, have you not heard? The LORD is the everlasting guitarist, and the creator of the free bird riff. He will not grow tired or weary, and how he riffs freebird no one can fathom.”
No matter what dark hole life has put you in, the path will always be there I truly believe that, in the end, there will be some fucking sick ass metal riffs shining in the darkness.
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And on the third day he riffs towards to heaven
Man I’m dead
@@thejkl8304 (camera pans to prop skeleton falling over)
stairway to heaven
@@thejkl8304 bro gonna resurrect
@@Naitik_Behera highway to hell
"Thou shall not kill"
_As he asbolutely murders that guitar._
He didn't just murder the guitar, he SHREDDED the guitar
Asbolutely
The testament Thou Shalt Not Kill also means to hurt someone physically or emotionally.
The sick guitar riff is bringing the opposite of pain to everyone, and hence, no commandment broken
@@irok1 ok but that guitar is on fire after that
@@irok1 yikes that went miles zooming over your head
"I guess you guys aren't ready for that, yet. But your kids are gonna love it."
No not really. It's in fact their kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids kids
Descendants*
Nice back to the future reference
MARTY
Lmao
Roman soldier: Finally, Jesus is dead.
Jesus 3 days later:
Pilate and the Pharisees: ;-; ;-; ;-;
Satan himself didnt approve of this comment because it had 666 likes. Dont worry, I fixed it
get ready to recieve some holy spirit
Jesus: allow me to introduce myself.
and god said “let there be riffs” and there were riffs
And they were goooooood
"and once He had finisshed with the Riffs, He sat down on the stone precipice, the Video being finished, and then smoked a blunt at the 4:20 " -- Mark
And they were siiiiiiick as hell
And he saw it was good
Let there be roooooooock!!!
* Thudding rock in the background*
"But the Lord riffs at the wicked, for he knows their shredding days are over."
- Psalms 37:13
Dont say that
amen
If this was how the bible was written I’d be like 🙏🙏
I wanna like this comment but it's perfect at 777
@@luquedas6451 why not its funny
The Romans have been quiet since this banger dropped.
Underrated comment
And the Pharisees has not been seen after that.
You say that like the Romans were his enemy, you know it was the jews who killed Jesus, right?
@@user-tf5lg7fc9s the jews in rome
@@BobTheOneGuy lolwut
"Mom, I'm listening to Christian music"
He found the loophole
''Mom I'm not going to a rock concert,I'm going to listen to some hymns''
God is omnipotent, which means he is capable of doing literally anything. Therefore he could theoretically perform the Free Bird solo with no mistakes
it's canon bois
perhaps Lynard Skynard came up with the solo through divine inspiration
And God spoke to the man, and the man created the holy tune that is Freebird
@Jackson Hartley Them's fighting words brother. (no seriously the topic of whether Jesus was divine or not was the source of a large amount of conflict in the early church)
Theoetically? He can!!
Now THAT'S a religion I can get behind.
Amen
amen
Come forth my child and embrace the warmth of Rock N' Roll Religion and praise our lord, savior and father of all who rocks: Chuck Berry
A MAN BROTHER!
amém amigos
If this becomes canon I’m going back to church
It’s canon in mine
what season of the bible is this
Same
@@metelineblue294 season 1;16
@Professional Milker I understand how “freebird: a jesus story” seems to mess with the canon, but if you read the tie in novel “the book of Judas” is should clear it up a little bit.
Hopefully once we get the “Budda v jesus: battle of heavenly proportions” crossover event, we’ll get more explanation and it’ll clear up some inconsistencies about the expanded Bible universe👍
"Explain this Atheists"
Es glorioso
Para mí PASÓ esto, es mi "Headcanon"
They just cant
as an atheist ı am now christian
They will say it's Photoshop,but there was no Photoshop at that time.
@@egehantanil4257 You see the lord
I have watched this three times
Once for Jesus
Once for the Father
And once for the Holy Spirit
+1 for you too
A m e n
God bless you 🙏
Amen
watch it for the 4th time for the sick riffs
“He will never be playing free bird solo”
Romans 3 days later: 😮
Romans: *spits out cereal*
I hate how i instantly knew the template of the meme
_[Surprised Pikachu face]_
@@tunch90no its cereal spitting meme
i'm your 1000th like bro congrats
This is why AI generated content will never replace human creatifity
You are right my friend
Lol
A.i will never be able to imitate shitposts as good as we can
@@darthmaul7434 yeah shitposts are only funny because of the human element
Not human creativity. Human stupidity
Its so funny that he starts with "lord i cant change" like he's trying to say" i dont know how to die".
His guitar solo was too amazing he got nailed
That is the most offensive yet most hilarious comment I have ever seen in my life
you can say he nailed it
Damn bro wtf😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm Christian, and I'm sure our Lord and savior could shred some sick riffs
fr tho
@Christian Lindemann
Hello Christian
He’s Christian, you’re Christian, I’m Christian! Is there any other Christian’s I should know about?
Jesus died for our sins to give us sick riffs to shred on
Btw I'm Christian and I conclude this as a certified good classic
Get buried with a gibson, then hand it over to jesus when you get up there
imagine we waited tons of years for him to come back and he just plays and shreds free bird while descending from heaven
How to make a helluva entrance part 1
@@yasininn76 what's part two?
At 150 its the angel/demon army lining up and once the breakdown ends They charge across the field to clash in battle while jesus fights satan in a Guitar Hero Battle
that would be pretty badass
Worth the wait
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, however, was that sick bass line that one time"
Lmao these comments giving me stomach aches 😅
Lol 😂
@@TheThingoftheSky lol
Rest in peace, Gary Rossington the last original remaining band member of Lynyrd Skynyrd. You shall play the guitar alongside Jesus and your band members.
Now jesus is playing with him
@@jameshoffmann7676 Ayo
They’re shredding in the beyond
@@tech_report_0868 💀
@@tech_report_0868 you're batshit insane lock this man up
lore accurate depiction of jesus
Actually, there's a high probability that Jesus Christ, Son of God, was shredded.
Ripped, chiseled, and considering his times were very physical.
It is likely.
"When they approached the resting place of Jesus, they found the stone rolled away from the tomb, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. They had found the Lord standing tall, with light eminating from his fingertips. A sound so beautiful, the sins of the father and the son could be washed away could be heard from his lute. The women bowed their heads and the men banged their heads as he, the Lord, shredded his way to the heavenly light." ~ Luke 24
😂 hell yea brither
Lmao rolling stones
amen
It’s CANNON
The stones are, in fact, still rolling to this day
*JESUS ABSOLUTELY SHREDDING FOR OUR SINS.‼️🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥💥💥‼️🔥🗣️*
there's something about jesus with an electric guitar that just feel so right. It's like it's what it always meant to be
No replies? Lemme fix that
no actually. he gives off rockstar vibes, especially with that long hair and sick beard
Exactly
That, or an AR-15
David Gilmour looked liked Jesus at one point
This is honestly a good way to convince people to go to church
Been saying for years, if the church wants people to visit, they need a better soundtrack, and pyrotechnics
@@justsimon.4995 Im atheist and even I would go to church if they started playing better songs.
Maners Maketh Men
😅
@@user-zj8uc2hl5h If you believe in Christ as your saviour, you will get the opportunity to play sick covers of all of your favorite songs with him for eternity, GUARANTEED
40 days later, he said goodbye to his disciples and ascended whilst playing stairway to heaven.
🤘😎
Hey now, switchfoot exists
XD
Yea but that was a demonic song
He died and highway to hell was playing on his way to beat luci's ass
I’m glad nobody is getting angry at this video for being “mocking towards religion” This is legitimately one of my favorite videos on youtube
It seems a celebration, no?
It’s not mocking at all, and I say this as a Christian myself. If it can bring people together, then isn’t it what He wants?
I'm pretty sure Jesus approves this. It's just a depiction of Jesus playing some catchy tunes on a guitar. Nothing even remotely offensive or humiliating about it
Thank GOD🎃
Me (God's drunkest driver) explaining to the officer that the speed limit does not apply when the solo from Free Bird is playing
The speed limit doesn't apply when you're listening to some sick riffs, ESPECIALLY if it's Free Bird
"God why do you give me your strongest drinks?"
"Cause your my drunkest driver"
That's true for any sick guitar solo, but you are morally obligated to drive as fast as possible when the free bird solo kicks in
666 likes....
I was unable to explain it to the oak tree my truck crashed into we got the hell outta there before cops and ems arrived
"They hated Jesus cause he could play some sweet riffs"
He riffed for our sins.
0:05 NO NO WAIT. BOULDER PLEASE DONT FALL PLEASE - "Sysiphus"-
One must imagine
Sisyphus happy
As a catholic, this ain't blasphemy. This is a masterpiece🎸✝️
Jesus did not have long hair, I know this because it would be a sin for a man to have long hair and Jesus was sinless. So it would be blasphemy to call this man with long hair Jesus
@@santaclause760 Then why is every depiction of Jesus I see in every Church have him with long hair. Also why is it a sin to have long hair? Its not against the commandments or against hios teachings, and if it was a Jewish thing Jesus said himself that the pharisees had abondoned the spirit of the word of God and had the laws of men.
@@mariustan9275 pretty sure he is saying that shit because he thinks its gay lmao
Holy be thy father son and holy spirit 0f the sick ass lick
@@Beelzeonfun fact, ah, so he’s that type of Christian that hates gays to the bone.
Being a christian, this is absolutely amazing. Now this is the power of Jesus right here.
Yes brother
Amen
Same
Amen
Amen to that
Satan: Come with me, I can give you waifus, internet and a good life
Jesus:
Jesus is Gigachad
One riff is all it takes to live eternally
I stay with Jesus
@@danteatwood1283 ¡Just see that movement, that style!
Satan can't do shit, Jesus'll riff and ball on his ass for weeks
Just as it is stated in the Bible: "... And on the third day, Jesus will rise from the dead and by God, he will solo Freebird like an OG. And unfaithful will see the truth and will see the light of Jesus once more". Really inspiring.
Amen
Amen
HEIL- i mean amen.
@@mxntalduck*Hol- up what was that u said seems familiar oh wait :)*
Me: Man i wish someone could save me from eternal damnation and a life surrounded by unforgiven sin!
Jesus:
unforgiven sin?
deny the power of god
@@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 no.
@@luks303 based
@@seamuswbiggerarmalite3379 clown detected
Opinion rejected
2.1k likes but 3 comments
I was an atheist, but after seeing this I believe Jesus is the true lord and savior
Same
good
Jesus saves
@@collinivy4861 Jesus shredds
@@hamper6511 Jesus frees
As a Christian, it does my soul good to see all our Christian brothers, Catholic, Orthodox, and Protestant coming together to appreciate our lord and savior giving that guitar an absolutely righteous shredding. I definitely wanna see some more ecumenicism like this.
4:20... damn son you really hit the right spot
WEED
@@ShovelLettuce ,,its 5:32 in the morning danny.,,
,,SMOKE WEED ANYWAY!1!!!,,
This bread is my Body, the wine is my Blood, this sick ass riff is the Freebird Solo. And God heard it and said it was good.
and this beer is my pee
Amen
How about the Mayo?
We don't talk about the mayo
"My Lord, the Free Bird solo was playing so the sin doesn't count."
😂underated comment
“To atone for your sins, you must play stairway to heaven and play some absolutely holy riffs”
😂
'jesus doesnt exist?'
'then explain this!'
As an Orthodox Christian I can confirm that this is not a sin or blasphemy but instead a historically important moment for our religion. Amen 🎸🙏☦️
Why did you use this ☦️ instead of this✝️
@@High_Honor_Gameplays ☦️This is the Orthodox cross
✝️This is the Catholic cross
That's why
@@GreekV1nce How am I supposed to know I'm not Christian, also what's orthodox.
@@High_Honor_Gameplays That is a big question. Orthodox Christians and Catholics are both branches of Christianity. Orthodox Christians follow the Eastern Orthodox tradition, while Catholics are part of the Roman Catholic Church. Their main differences lie in their church hierarchy, theological beliefs, and practices. For instance, the Pope is the central figure in Catholicism, while the Orthodox Church operates with a conciliar model. Additionally, there are differences in their understanding of original sin, the role of saints, and the use of icons in worship. So an Orthodox Christian is a different type of Christian from a Catholic christian and their differences lie mostly in beliefs and practices
@@GreekV1nce thanks for answering😃
Vertically Ascending Jesus
The shredder of Nazareth.
The irony that my Buddhist friend recommended me this and i like to say that i am now a follower of Jesus.
Im a follower of Isa as
@@Heoffperc can he do that too?
@@Heoffperc Isa isnt only a prophet my friend but also our LORD and SAVIOUR. May Christ lead you to the Catholic Church friend and may Jesus our LORD and GOD always be with you guiding every step of the way out of false religions. God bless 😊
@@Bobby_7342 may Allah guide both of us
@@Heoffperc And may Jesus and the Father grant you his Holy Spirit to guide you to the Catholic faith and to our Mother Mary
“Fear not the sinner, for there lies salvation in the light of God’s magnanimous rhythm, The drums of the holy spirit, and the riff of the Son.” - Book of Groove, 18:9-10
Amen
HAHAHAHA
@@Ajahming you're bad dont laugh
@@henrythenormalguy HAHA
I have now made your post unholy
As a Christian…I think…THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
666 likes no way
@@moon-kf8tx 1.6k*
As a Christian myself, I can say with 100% honesty that Jesus playing the Free Bird is 69x better than any Christian rock song ever
As an atheist, this is also better than normal rock
AGREE COMPLETLY
Have you tried Victor Borba? The man makes christian music and he is the author of none other than Bury The Light from DMC
*666x better
As Christian, it's awesome to say that i 100% agree with you and Jesus playing it is literally Infinitely Better
As a Christain guitar player I can confirm this is fire. (I think the bible forgot to Menton this part)
Might be true, since John 21:25 mentions that there are many things that Jesus did but was not written 😎
So the fire that burned Sodom and Gomorrah was just a teaser for Jesus's sick shredding skills?
@@mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056
This was the fire starter
Fun fact : *This shit could be canon*
In Heaven especially.
@@Berd-Wasted. specifically written like a true portuguese/spanish speaker
i need glasses lmao
@@SpringDavid Try Don Bosco Institute of Makati.
I'm not one of those cringy christian communities with agenda's behind them.
@@SpringDavid por que?? Xdd
well assuming god and by extension jesus exist outside the human idea of time then yea
Out of joke, the bloody solo is magnificent
Out of joke, so is the love of Jesus Christ
what joke?
Amen 🙏
Padre nuestro que estás e....
Jesus Christ!
What I sick solo
What a shame that I was not there watching
😂😭
Damn
He is risen
"40 days in a desert was enough in order to master Faith and the Free Bird Solo" sounds like a legit biblical quote.
Jesus christ he is good
He's the Son of God after all.
Amen
I love how this comment can be read in two ways and still make sense
@@DriedJizzSock Ahh, the joys of the youtube comment section
(Probably gonna get removed in like the next 5 years for smth stupid idk)
@@Politzania532 soon on youtube: ALL videos marked as made for kids
The best gospel song of all time
On the first day on christmas, my true lord said to me “yo, check out this sick riff”
as someone who flatlined on life support but got revived, this is probably what god was watching my soul do bouncing between dimensions on the defib unit
For real though, do you recall actually seeing something when you went through the limbo?
@@Shattered_Skies all I saw was darkness. it was really calm. it took the trauma care team 5 hours to get me concious. I OD'd as a s-cide attempt of enough xanax to off a family of 4 but yeah. idk how im here today. i wasnt supposed to live lol
@@raw1465 God has a plan for all of us, brother. Now, all that's left it's to do the best with the time you're given. Forget the past, Our Lord is the Future.
@@raw1465 trauma team never disappoints!
@@raw1465for real, xanax is a bitch. i've been taking that shit for the past 10 years maybe. never do that again dude. suicide is not a solution, i too learnt it the bad way
im very happy you're ok though, but just dont do that again!
jesus definately is the best guitar player ever
Plot twist: He actually had no idea how to play the guitar, and the whole solo was a miracle he did cause you know, being the son of God and all that
So u're saying Lynyrd is the closest human that have Jesus' revelation?
@@YouDieLin it’s a coincidence.
Next time he should play Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce
@@Michael-Archonaeus No thats what he played on the 3 days he went through hell and he plays this as he resurrects and gives everyone the holy spirit.
@@Michael-Archonaeus he plays the last stand by sabaton whenever a Christian fights
the best thing i did this day was read the comments while listening to this.
As a Christian I confirm, this is one of those miracles that the Bible forgot to mention
And it should!!!
Tsk, John was slacking
originaly It stood in the bible, the catholic church just cencored it because no one would listen to church choirs anymore
Time traveller: moves a chair
Lynrd Skynrd:
One of Jesus’ greatest miracles was playing the sound of two guitars using only one Godbless our saviour 🙏
God works in misterious ways
Three: Rossington, Collins, and King.
Don't forget the extra bass guitar and drums. The Lord is Great!
He had the Father and the Holy Spirit backing him up
Yeah, he played together with his dad on that day
The Bible 2 really is enjoyable experience, I discovered this show since 0002, I did not regret any second of watching this, infact I didn't even blink once. I kept rewatching this for decades, no, centuries. This has to be one of my favourite show of all time. Recommended.
Holy shit you synced it quite well
The pick motion is on point. You did a real good job!!
this is so epic that the vatican has to make this cannon
Shame the writers hate updating the lore
They made a cannon?
@@edgarbanuelos6472 as someone who was raised Catholic the church has some weird stuff like purgatory, someone was probably high and came up with that because the evidence they point to it existing says absolutely nothing about purgatory existing and the church is going down hill and taking people with it
Pope even said even atheists can go to heaven which in the Bible says you absolutely have to believe in the resurrection of Jesus and accept him and possibly accept him by the ucerest.
@@Crusade6539 TELL ME ABOUT THEIR COOL CANNON, MAN!!!
Jesus so holy he can play the whole solo on the same key of the fretboard
when you successfully stop matto from completing scouting the port for the 900th time
Griefer Jesus turns riffer Jesus
Underrated reference
This goes well with the Snow White guitar solo.
I wasn't really very religious, but after I saw this, I go to church every Sunday, pray the Rosary, and am now a firm believer and child of Christ.
@@Dhemoss i was looking for this reply
Based Catholic
@@Dhemoss It is in faith that we do those practices.
@@concretesandals4501or methodist idk
@@Dhemoss amen to that
👍
I won't follow Billions Dollar Company that avoid paying taxes by using religion and charity as shield
I actually love the fact you spend time in move-editing him to make it look a little more realistic and not just loop it, thank you
Edit? thats all real theres no edit or fake things you atheist.
@@A-Brainlessfr
Honestly, I'd go to church a lot more often if every time, there was a dude dressed as Jesus that just came out on stage and shred the sickest riffs for 5 straight minutes.
That's what heaven is dude
Bring in some disciples with some proper talent. Period outfits. Blast some 'Tallica, Skynyrd, Zeppelin, etc. Rock out!
Sometimes when I look towards the sky I can hear his sick riffs. It brings a tear on my eyes
- Lord I can't change!
*My riffs shall change the heart*
as a Christian, I can confirm that on the third day, Jesus came out of the tomb and played Free Bird for 10 hours.
even as an atheist I can say our lord and savior can shred some serious riffs
As a Mormon bro Jesus got some insane riffs
As a random guy that likes listening to this riff, I can confirm these two comments are not related to me.
Yeah, they should just release a third book, the New Testament Season 2, and change all the boring parts to modern classics. That's how you get the attention of the new generation.
Because let's be honest, no kid would ever read that.
As an satanist i gotta say, BigJ ahead of his time with this solo.
Jesus playing a dean dime ml is the best thing i've ever seen in my life
He was crucified because his haters can’t handle the riffs
Oooh, so that's who Jonny was.
THIS is why we celebrate Easter!
He nailed that riff harder than when they nailed him to the cross
that dark bro
Best comment
oh nooo
😂
Nah thats crazy 😂😂😂
_He shred for our Sins. The Guitar is his body, The Strings his veins. Play, Riff, Shred for our Lord did just so, as he allows us to also do so. In his Vibe, Hear our Solo. Rock on._
Amen
Be excellent to each other and rock on.
@@LookingGlass69That's the first commandment, right?
That’s some Jack Black shit right there.
I'm Christian, and I think it's safe to say Jesus absolutely nailed it.
I see what you did there
@@frank-nx6vjme too 😂
Hold up
I see what you did there
OMFG I just spilled my drink when i realized
props to the drummer and bassist for playing for 10 hours alongside jesus
bro posted 7 comments for atheists
The devil with his fiddle sure went quiet when this banger dropped.
Some will say this is inappropriate, but this increased my faith 50 times
This increase mine by a thousand.
I was an atheist before this video.
“I like to picture my Jesus with angel wings playing lead guitar for Lynyrd Skynyrd.”- Cal Naughton Jr.
Matthew, Mark and Luke: let's make sure our versions of the gospel correspond with one another and don't include too much cosmic imagery
John:
This is the best comment I've read in this comment section. LOL. 🤣
-Comes out of tomb after a couple of years
-rips the fattest of all rifts that humanity has been given
-disappears
-refuses to elaborate
Edit: didn't expect the 1.8k likes, thanks!
Gigachad Jesus
@@benadrylcabbagepatch2527 He sacrificed himself so other people could go to Heaven, even when those people insulted, tortured and killed him. Truly Gigachad
Based God.
He came out of the tomb after 3 days, played this shit, and dissapeared like a chad
@@mariustan9275 Gigachad?DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN?
Never thought I'd see Jesus slaying the Free Bird Solo
There's no commandments against absolutely rocking a guitar
Happy Easter
Isaiah 40:28-“Do you not know, have you not heard? The LORD is the everlasting guitarist, and the creator of the free bird riff. He will not grow tired or weary, and how he riffs freebird no one can fathom.”
Now this is a Christian meme that I'm sure 90% of the christian believers would not find offensive. Man, I'm really sure Jesus would actually do that.
Well, considering that jesus is a powerful being that could literally bring back the dead, I think he would have the capability to do anything.
I'm gonna show this video of My father and My mom that are they christian
oh my god how are you here
Well technically he's perfect so yes he can riff the fattest riff in the history of mankind
@@TheCheeseMovesSideways dude just imagine Jesus hits this shit as the 7 seals break
I like to think this as the canon rendition of what was described in the bible.
Guys, it's time
No matter what dark hole life has put you in, the path will always be there
I truly believe that, in the end, there will be some fucking sick ass metal riffs shining in the darkness.
holy shit
amen!