Me: pauses video to comment; "hooold on DryBar. I thought I'd found my favourite comedian yesterday. Seems ALL these guys are insanely good! How on earth do you find these people? I'm not searching but I'm yet to see one and go "meh"" Welldone guys. Welldone.
Dude, I will be grateful if I have a husband like you. I hope she loves and appreciates you just like you do her. Amazing sense of humor really save a ot of marriages. 😂😂😂👍👍👍
I was thinking the same thing. I heard an older joke of his where he said his gf broke up with him and one of the reasons was because he told jokes about her. Silly, because he's a stand up comedian. I'm sure the jokes were very funny and not mean spirited, this one's a keeper. 😄
@@yazajag Yes, I've seen that one, too. He is a keeper, I won't be offended if my stand up comedian boyfriend/husband made jokes about me, I'll feel honored instead, LoLoLoL. And he's found the fountain of youth, that's priceless.
I'm late for everything too. I tell people time moves at a slower speed in my bedroom, and bathroom. My therapist told me I'm just being inconsiderate (I was late to see him at a therapy session).
🤣🤣🤣😁 my mom always says she's resting her eyes when she invites us girls over to watch a movie or a favorite sport... sometimes she'll snorging (what my sister with Downs refers to snoring and half awake) and she'll suddenly say "I'm listening." Or "no, I'm awake." Lol
[paints nails transparent] [straightens, then curls her hair] [shaves legs, wears pants] [makes a hairdo, puts a hat on] That’s why we live longer than men, it’s an extra time for faking activities.
Fahim ur Rahman: Hey, just to let you know, if your wife is doing things that might not seem to make sense, there might actually be a reason for it. From the examples in the show, the comedian's wife wants to make herself feel better (prettier/smell nice) so that she puts in the effort for their date nights together... Which could possibly lead to more... enjoyable activities afterwards. Now, it's not definite, but if a lady feels more confident, secure, and beautiful, she's probably hoping that you both be happier because of her efforts. When she makes you two late for something, just take a moment and tell her, "you look beautiful tonight."
I don't worry about this cuz i live in a culture where we have this thing called "FILIPINO TIME" -everyone comes late. Its not uncommon. But then you step into other events held by people of different cultures you feel really bad that you came late, or even on time, cuz some of em be EARLY.(i know other people of different ethnicity that have a similar habit and that some filipino families come early tho)
Men can be this way too. I get myself and three kids clean, fed, dressed and ready to go then find he's sitting at the table drinking coffee in his underwear.
Difference is, those men will be ready in 5 mins flat, and won't spend the rest of the day worrying or complaining about how they look :) (I'm joking of course, some men will procrastinate and make themselves late too).
Procrastination knows no gender, LoLoLoL. My ex husband and I both procrastinating in just about everything, although I set the limit at promised/important meetings, I'll always be on time, because I think being late means you're not respecting other people.
This guy is hilarious! Great material. I love the nail polish part. I'm a fanatic about keeping my own nails perfect. I do my own manicures and pedicures and my bf wonders why I spend so much time on them. Yes, I do it for him!!
I have had the whole experience of being late before as a couple. The first time I let it slide and it does change things when children are involved. My usual response; "I am doing such & such at this time . . . You can do whatever you like . . . But, this what I am doing." Cause I m never late
Uh, "netflix & chill" Dude, don't be oblivious- she was preparing for the "chill" part of the evening. What kind of guy sees his wife naked & still wants to watch a movie instead?
Men and women aren't perfectly clean after going pee, so if I'm going to get intimate I want to rinse off to be fresh. We women appreciate the same guys ;)
Lydia Waweru-Morgan - I put my own appointments in early in my phone to trick myself into being on time because I know I'll forget what time the appointment was by the time the appointment comes around.
WELL DONE ANDY! My sister ialways rushes or is late for everything. to get her someplace on time, I started telling her it started an hour ahead of time. Guess what? She still ran late.
I am always early to my job. I am always there early at 8 while the arrival time is at 8 thirty. Better safe than sorry. I hate to rush or just in case there is an accident ln the high way. I hate to be late
@@yelhsasnave2464 Sounds good, next time make sure he knows his job and he might not just stand there expecting you to have already done it. Maybe. lol.
Honestly I'm never late, just lazy and live on Hawaii time. Although the first 32 years of my life in Detroit, I was literally never late nor lazy. Ahh life is grand.
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“I live a life where I never know what’s coming to a theatre near me” 😂
"Are you also airing out your throat?" That just took me out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy has some of the best humor I've ever heard!
I'll be outside, mowing with the bubble maker! 😂
Me: pauses video to comment; "hooold on DryBar. I thought I'd found my favourite comedian yesterday. Seems ALL these guys are insanely good! How on earth do you find these people? I'm not searching but I'm yet to see one and go "meh"" Welldone guys. Welldone.
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Yeah they are awesome. I like their humor a lot better than kevin hart and others they always want to make race jokes.
You’re right! They have such a style, that you anticipate every joke as funny, and you are not disappointed.
There are a few meh ones, but I really like 95% of these dry bar comedians.
"It looks like you're pretending to paint your fingernails." 😂😂😂😂😂
Andy is super smart and assumes his audience is as well.
Give him one chance, Hollywood. He'll do the rest.
Hollywood is no one's friend.
@A Enough to know how to form a sentence.
@A Get a room already, you guys!! 😂
He would do well in a Netflix special!
I like this dude, so casual and relateable
Dude, I will be grateful if I have a husband like you. I hope she loves and appreciates you just like you do her. Amazing sense of humor really save a ot of marriages. 😂😂😂👍👍👍
I was thinking the same thing. I heard an older joke of his where he said his gf broke up with him and one of the reasons was because he told jokes about her. Silly, because he's a stand up comedian. I'm sure the jokes were very funny and not mean spirited, this one's a keeper. 😄
@@yazajag
Yes, I've seen that one, too. He is a keeper, I won't be offended if my stand up comedian boyfriend/husband made jokes about me, I'll feel honored instead, LoLoLoL. And he's found the fountain of youth, that's priceless.
Yasmine Grant some women are very sensitive, and some women have fake friends
Your name is... Lady Voldemort...
I think you have a completely different kind of partner on the way 😆😆
Dry bar gonna finally get me to pay for a whole special. This guy is amazing!
This guy is hilarious
"Are you also airing out your throat? Because there's 3 gummy bears you don't know about!!"
I'm late for everything too. I tell people time moves at a slower speed in my bedroom, and bathroom. My therapist told me I'm just being inconsiderate (I was late to see him at a therapy session).
🤣🤣🤣😁 my mom always says she's resting her eyes when she invites us girls over to watch a movie or a favorite sport... sometimes she'll snorging (what my sister with Downs refers to snoring and half awake) and she'll suddenly say "I'm listening." Or "no, I'm awake." Lol
It's so funny how they don't realise........saying "I'm awake" is the most clear indication that you know you just woke up lol.
I did that to my husband once.....body was totally conscience he said I was lightly snoring. But I heard everything he said.
Deny everything! I was rinsing off 😂😅
This dude cracks me up...
U think you'll get the RED ones, no way, your out of your mind!
[paints nails transparent]
[straightens, then curls her hair]
[shaves legs, wears pants]
[makes a hairdo, puts a hat on]
That’s why we live longer than men, it’s an extra time for faking activities.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 so true! 💪💪💪
That's so true 😂
I thought it was to balance out the extra years of life we gain from the time saved by peeing standing up.
Me procrastinating
Story of my life. We married the same woman.
Fahim ur Rahman:
Hey, just to let you know, if your wife is doing things that might not seem to make sense, there might actually be a reason for it.
From the examples in the show, the comedian's wife wants to make herself feel better (prettier/smell nice) so that she puts in the effort for their date nights together... Which could possibly lead to more... enjoyable activities afterwards.
Now, it's not definite, but if a lady feels more confident, secure, and beautiful, she's probably hoping that you both be happier because of her efforts.
When she makes you two late for something, just take a moment and tell her, "you look beautiful tonight."
Wow Andy! You make this look way too easy !!! 💯 😀
I could listen to this dude talk about his wife for hours lol
I don't worry about this cuz i live in a culture where we have this thing called "FILIPINO TIME" -everyone comes late. Its not uncommon. But then you step into other events held by people of different cultures you feel really bad that you came late, or even on time, cuz some of em be EARLY.(i know other people of different ethnicity that have a similar habit and that some filipino families come early tho)
And then my brain exploded 😂
This fella is solid! Well done
😂 omgggggg too funny. If you were rinsing off, you’d be in a colander lolll I’m not asleep... I’m resting my eyes 😂
Omg! His best one yet, loved it
Watchin this while late
I LOVE his tone. 😅
Hilariously relatable!
He is so good. What an unexpected pleasure.
She was rinsing off because “Netflix and chill.”
Yup
Men can be this way too. I get myself and three kids clean, fed, dressed and ready to go then find he's sitting at the table drinking coffee in his underwear.
True story except my husband is laying in bed in his underwear playing a game! Getting ready in the last 5 minutes.
Difference is, those men will be ready in 5 mins flat, and won't spend the rest of the day worrying or complaining about how they look :)
(I'm joking of course, some men will procrastinate and make themselves late too).
Or when she says she'll be ready on time but she's gonna nap first. Your alarm was set for 2:20.... Were supposed to be there at 2:30
Procrastination knows no gender, LoLoLoL.
My ex husband and I both procrastinating in just about everything, although I set the limit at promised/important meetings, I'll always be on time, because I think being late means you're not respecting other people.
That's because he hopes that you will just say screw it, and go wherever you are going without him.
This clip is Good.
Very gifted talent.
He is great! More Andy Woodhull please.
Love his voice! He's cute
Lmao his wife sounds like me "I'm just resting my eyes" 😂 😂
3:04
"No ReAsOn To HiT a WoMaN"
This guy is hilarious! Great material. I love the nail polish part. I'm a fanatic about keeping my own nails perfect. I do my own manicures and pedicures and my bf wonders why I spend so much time on them. Yes, I do it for him!!
I have had the whole experience of being late before as a couple. The first time I let it slide and it does change things when children are involved. My usual response; "I am doing such & such at this time . . . You can do whatever you like . . . But, this what I am doing." Cause I m never late
Oh my gosh, this guy is hilarious.
His delivery is on point
Love him! Come to Rhode Island!
The whole set was very good, and I especially enjoyed the "shooting threes with the gummy bears." ROFL! Very fun and original! i have subscribed!
"Rinsing off"
Code for "I took a massive poo and felt dirty"
When he said that, I thought she got sick and was washing off. 🤔😝
Uh, "netflix & chill" Dude, don't be oblivious- she was preparing for the "chill" part of the evening. What kind of guy sees his wife naked & still wants to watch a movie instead?
Actually it's in case they get intimate 😊 Or she just wanted to get a quick clean in 😁
Men and women aren't perfectly clean after going pee, so if I'm going to get intimate I want to rinse off to be fresh. We women appreciate the same guys ;)
@@deborahhanna6640 a married guy
That battery shine! LOL! 👍❤️😆
Always late but worth the wait. That is my motto
So familiar: fight someone with facts only to be gaslighted...🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious. Talented!
The title is misleading but I’m glad I watched this. He’s hilarious!
Most accurate bit to my life I have heard so far! 😂😂😂😭😭😭
OMG this dude had me rolling the whole clip. If you're a comedian and you can do that then you are really good.
This made me laugh out loud. His jokes are clever
OMG This dude is Hilarious!! He needs to be in Movies!!
Well done! Everything you mentioned, I’ve dealt with with my wife.
This dude nails it
Who would volunteer for that type of duty?
Really funny! I'm glad I clicked.
This was my ex. He took ages getting ready to do anything or go anywhere. Only his nails were not shiny.
Well, there you go-- it's the shiny nails that would have made it work. It's really negligence on his part
@@AshesAshes44 Exactly! If I had to wait ages, why not have him at least look good! ; )
He is great!
Thank you
Shes taking a shower because she probably is planning to make a move silly man...
Sure. Making your partner angry has to be outbalanced by that, right?
She's not taking a shower, she's rinsing off lol.
This is were men always mess up...not thinking their lady is getting *for* them. Start a fight now and you won't have whoopy for a year. 😂😂😂
Dude ROCKS!!!
I clicked! You are very funny! The next Jim Gaffigan! 🙂
I'm always late. The trick of lying to me works. I know it's not true but it works. Every. Time.
Lydia Waweru-Morgan - I put my own appointments in early in my phone to trick myself into being on time because I know I'll forget what time the appointment was by the time the appointment comes around.
It's probably because it gives you time to think about getting ready
WELL DONE ANDY! My sister ialways rushes or is late for everything. to get her someplace on time, I started telling her it started an hour ahead of time. Guess what? She still ran late.
That was hilarious though amazingly relatable.
Now this dude knocked it out the world....
If I was EVER gonna pay to watch these free videos it would probably be this guys videos
EXACTLY!!
Great content and delivery! I wanna see this guy live.
Mowing the lawn with a bubble maker Bwaaaaaahahahahahahhaaaaaa
I wanna just cuddle him and kiss him he's so adorable
This was hilarious! 😂
I am always early to my job. I am always there early at 8 while the arrival time is at 8 thirty. Better safe than sorry. I hate to rush or just in case there is an accident ln the high way. I hate to be late
I watched this while being late for work.
That was adorable and hilarious 🤣💗
Hes GOOD.
Oh man he’s awesome!
Best dry bar yet
The clear nail polish is so funny
Clever.
I freaking loved this!!💃🏾💃🏾
Hey, bud, "just rinsing off' = prepping the vajeen for post-Netflix. Wake up! 😋
"im resting my eyes"
"alright. are you also airing out your throat?" 😂
Man, do I ever feel your pain!!!
You & my husband share the same struggle... When will he learn "LETS GOOOOO" never helps
Maybe you could tell him what would help?
Or maybe you don't know.
davebuchan81. Ummmm Im pretty certain that helping w the kids would help.
Maybe. 🤔
@@yelhsasnave2464 Sounds good, next time make sure he knows his job and he might not just stand there expecting you to have already done it.
Maybe. lol.
davebuchan81. Youngest is 6, oldest is 13..should know by now don't ya think?
Try again lol
Omg, funny as hell😂😂😂😂. Airing out the throat 😂😂😂😂
"No napkins we got a look we going for"
That gummy bear thing killed me. 👍
I'm Freakin DYING ovah heah!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
💗it😂
Alas, this is me. My timekeeping is atrocious. I feel sorry for my wonderful husband.
Perfect
Hahaha! He ended on a high bar.
Agree with the Hollywood comment. He’d be brilliant!
Honestly I'm never late, just lazy and live on Hawaii time. Although the first 32 years of my life in Detroit, I was literally never late nor lazy. Ahh life is grand.
So funny 😂
I enjoyed this
This guy is hilarious!
I like his style
Yo. This dude was funny as hell!!
I was definitely laughing out loud.
"The bubble maker" 😂😂😂