What’s The Stupidest Thing Someone Has Said To You With Confidence? (r/AskReddit)
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7:53 “So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?”
“Neither, we’re Laotian.”
“The ocean? What ocean?”
“No, we from Laos, stupid! It’s a country in Southeast Asia.”
“....”
“....”
“So, are ya Chinese or Japanese?”
*How among us randoms act in real life*
Editing my comment cuz i just remembered what laos was so nvm
@@Unknown-vx6qm LOL
"No, i am not gay! I sell propane, and propane accessories!"
@@tinbanger66 One of the funniest scenes in all of KotH and there are many funny scenes, I tell you hwat.
"That will last me for at least until there's no more left!"
I mean, that's not wrong
Wherever you go, there you are!
It's guaranteed to work until it's f***ed up.
...I actually repeat this one OFTEN...
...AND with supreme confidence. ;o)
@@gnarthdarkanen7464 accurate, if you ask me
@@Burneth_ At least I don't get sued for false advertisement. ;o)
I remember everything apart from what I forget
A guy I knew said this guy came up to him at the mall and asked him, "Why come y'all so stu-pud?" He was laughing too much to respond.
Hi possum
Ah, come for your new source of garbage?
What's up Possum
I love randomly catching your comments on vids like this one, or the occasional viral tweet
again why did the goblin turn on the stove
"I don't believe in doctors, I only believe science"
-my best friend's wife
I feel bad for your friend
@@rednetherbrick3178 I feel bad for every that woman has ever said that too
TBH some doctors are quite lazy and don't update their scientific knowledge.
Doctors definitely do suck though
Putting your absolute trust in doctors is like putting your absolute trust in politicians. Most gp's do the minimum amount of work thats possible and phone it in. Had a friends mom die because a gp diagnosed her witg having hepatitis(she had liver cancer)
"I can speak hispanic."
Yes, they were serious.
Non native English speaker here! Wasn't Hispanic the name of the people that live in the country?
@@REDFRLegend There were people from Spain called Spaniards or Spanish. Hispanic means speaking the Spanish language. So Spaniards are Hispanic, as are many people in the Americas.
@@damipark6534 Oh! I switched what people are called there with language! Thank you for explaining!
Hey i speak asian guys
Well, I know the Polish word for "Spanish" is "hiszpański"... so maybe there's some truth to that, depending on where you live.
somebody once told me “the world was gonna roll me”
i’m still around and the world hasn’t rolled over me. he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed
Rule is what it says I get it’s a joke but yeah
Oh wait nvm I was wrong it says roll dang my life is a lie.
This is my new favorite comment
Oh, you.
Hahaha
He probably looked pretty dumb, did you throw him the "loser" sign?
"dont say that nonsense, chocolate is perfectly fine for dogs! If we can eat it so can they"
- My mother's husband
next tme you sohuld set the hidden camera nearly her, set the angel that can record her face boviously, and trig her to said sometihng like that again, and then post that clip in any subreddit about dog.
Chocolate is poisonus to humans, but the LD50 is over 5kg of pure chocolate in one sitting
Someone my history class a few years ago stood up and proudly said that Asia was one of the 13 colonies. The entire class laughed at him.
"Cows, unlike elephants, are not mammals" "Have you ever seen a deer give birth? They lay eggs, I'm sure" - My Father, 2020
Hopefully he was just joking? If not, he needs to go back to school.
@@deborahyoung1873 he's got to be the dumbest smart person I've ever met. how is he a certified genius?
Wow. He'd be shocked on a farm.
@@fatimahlovesjoon6190 oh that explains it.
What, y’all never tried deer eggs? Best for omelettes.
"Ann Frank is hitlers dauther"
Me:"What a twist!"
Sorry, I had to do a brain reset after that. I meant, it's possible, but... so improbable that its close to impossible...
Top 10 anime plot twist.
Do you know THAT DUDE?
Fucking soap opera level shit.
I legit had to pause the video and kinda just sit there in utter bewilderment for a solid minute after that...
I cackled at "he quoted "his own brain after much research" as his source"
I wish I could use that in essays
"When your glasses fall off how do you see them to put them back on?"
There's a difference between being blind and having bad vision.
The amount of times people have asked me, “How many fingers am I holding up?” when I’m not wearing my glasses, could have paid my college tuition 😂 I would respond, “I can see your fingers 🙄 They’re just slightly blurry.”
Effectively, there is sometimes little or no difference. If I have put my glasses down in an unusual place? My very small, thin, glasses with dark wire earpieces? Like on top of a magazine cover that has a dark background with a lot of lines. In low light.
Sometimes I find my glasses by patting flat surfaces carefully.
@@FuzzyElf Yeah, I have dark green glasses so when I put them on a black couch or bench or table it's hard to see, but still, I know the general area and then just squint in that direction.
@@FuzzyElfI once put my black glasses over black cords and lost them for 3 hours thankfully this was a Saturday and I had nothing to to
Impossible. I've seen Scooby Doo. Anyone with glasses immediately becomes blind if they are lost. It is known.
As an Asian, i can confirm that we're all secretly ninjas.
And all speak Asian or Chinese
Not anymore.
@@daltonsmith8546mhm, my favorite language; *asian*
@@daltonsmith8546 I speak enchanting table language
Why the fuck this did make me laugh lol
"Someone who's hot can't be a bad person."
Well, it might seem that way if you rationalize away all the flaws of anyone who happens to be your type.
To be fair the moment I find out someone is a bad person I don't find them hot.
I live in Arizona (a state in America) but I don't think I'm a good person.
"You know, it's funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
And that is why the Crazy/Hot Chart is a thing.
@@maxinealexander9709 I wish Wanda came back ;( I like her and Bojack
“That’s going by science I’m going by the Bible” that was their response when we were arguing because they thought men were superior to women because the first person on earth was a man and I researched and proved him wrong and told him the first identifiable human was female. The Bible isn’t an excuse to be sexist.
This, i hate how alot of people just turns on a blind eye about how sexist the Bible is, and how they treated women as objects or property
@@nethermore2946 exactly
@@jynx3978 okay? Doesn’t make them superior just because men have it easier in that way?-
Where did you get that notion? The mitochondrial Eve isn't literally the first human, and oldest fossil (Lucy) being female doesn't mean the first human was female.
@@mirzaahmed6589 hence: “first identifiable”
One day, my friends and I went on a walk. While on said walk, someone in a car drove past us and screamed, "I LIKE FROGS" we then just absolutely died.
Okay, what's this got to do with the video, or people being stupid?
Were any of you wearing green?
Should have yelled back "Go play Star Fox 64 and you'll change your mind!"
My sister once said, while watching an action movie: "I wouldn't waste my time screaming if I fell off a building."
Dad and I asked her what a person was supposed to do. Work on their knittings? Write a book?? Solve world hunger???
Bitch, better solve world hunger on the way down 😂 make yourself useful lol
@@ifiwsaflowridbearose
“Eureka, I’ve discovered how to stop aging, all we have to do is”
Splat
@@skeltonslay8er781 I don't know if that was intentional, but dying WOULD probably stop aging. XD
@@skeltonslay8er781 Well they solved aging for themselves
@@vertihippo1274 Yeah, no... You do indeed age, even if you're dead...
Have you heard of the term "decomposing" before? xD
Said with absolute confidence: "If it's called [plague]-19, then [plague]- one through eighteen must have been created in a lab and failed at being deadly enough."
Granted, it can be hard to remember 2019 after all the bull$#!+ of 2020. @_@ /s
Why have you censored the word COVID?
@Alexander McNearney And what’s wrong with COVID or corona virus?
Reminds me of that reporter who said "it's covid-19 not covid-1!" the 19 in the name is for 2019. So, what happened in 2001?
Oh wait...
(yeah, I shouldn't joke about that)
@@zenithkaijaou4182 youtubes been dealing with misinformation by deleting the word unless they are paid to advertise it by medical people or something like that.
"What do you MEAN narwhals are real?! They're just like Unicorns, stop messing with me!"
Whole 5th grade class spent about 2 months trying to convince him that narwhals were, in fact, real. He was a transfer student, he would be in 6th if he was still at his old school. A 6th grader thought that narwhals weren't real. After the 2 months our class just... Gave up.
Grenades take 5 seconds, trust me...
Don't they though?
oh damn
No way it’s proto
I swear the amount of people I speak to that say "they aren't animals, they're mammals" or "they aren't animals they're birds" is mad
Not sure how "vegetarians" rationalise eating fish. What are they, dried fruit?
Ah yes. This this bird is no animal! It’s a stack of
LASAGNA
@@damipark6534...I actually don't know anymore. All I could think of is that there are different types of vegans: one likes cheese, and other's not.
@@Crazylom but they continuos eating the cheese of cow's milk? bc really already exist vegan cheese, maybe they eat that cheese xd
like from milk of seeds, nuts, cashew chestnut, etc xd
is soo weird that cheese, we sale it xd
@@Crazylom Vegetarians still eat animal products like eggs and milk, vegans dont eat any animal products.
Answering a teachers maths question confidently with “Error 41” (they made a mistake on the calculator but thought that was correct).
As a teacher I would have found that freaking hilarious 😂
That’s freakin’ hilarious 😂😂😂
“Translate Server Error” xD xD
Well letters are sometimes used in math........
Jokes aside, some of us (just for fun) actually did that.
Class had a good laugh and we learnt to just left the solvable function as the answer.
"You should eat the crust because it's the most nutritious part of the bread"
I just realized I also internalized that from my mother. There's no reason to eat the crust, my life has been a lie.
They weren't lying about some skins of vegetables being more nutritious. Well, they probably were, but they were unintentionally right. Or, probably passed down from their mothers.
The reason to eat the crust is to not waste any of the bread. No reason to lie about it though.
Why would you NOT eat the crust?
No, they put the crust around the bread to give consistency to the sandwich
@@geckoo9190 three years later, and I still stand by my comment.
Once when I was a kid, I thought those moon pie snacks were called cow pies, so I confidently said, "Aw yeah, have you ever had a cow pie? They're *so* good"
I never heard the end of it
I love Moon Pies!
Cow pies, I will not eat.
I swear Moon Pies were better 40 years ago, though.
Kid asked my male tech teacher “ what’s your maiden name”
It's unusual, but not unheard of that sometimes the husband takes his wife's name instead of the other way around
@@evanarmont and sometimes neither name changes, so yeah
🤣🤣🤣
@@BattlerOfEarth true, for example, Tom Hanks is married to Rita Wilson
@@evanarmont I'm quite surprised you responded. One of my friends very distant uncles that took their aunt's name, because of some family traditions about whoever marries into the family has to take the name. Most of my aunt's kept their names, or hyphenated them.
My roommate got really drunk and said, "The Earth is flat."
I rolled up a magazine and playfully tapped her on the nose saying, "No... No..."
Very “playfully” I hope
Edna Mode..?
*FECKIN WAP*
@@Ni-boo More like Brian Griffin disciplining Peter for telling Lois she was getting fat.
@@509Gman If physical contact intended to trigger heterosexual roughhousing is still playful, then yes. Very playful.
“The solar system is the Milky Way”-a not so good classmate of mine when we’re leaning about astronomy
"I wish there was a window in between us so I didn't have to look at you."
That one made me laugh WAY too hard. LOL
That the Jedi are not evil
Ayo, my favorite Skywalker. How did the screams of those kids feel? I bet they sounded really evil right?
👉😎👉
That Seal Team 6 didn't kill Bin Laden
That’s true
@@psychopomp558 Not from his point of view
If only that were true
"Pretty people can't be depressed "
Edit: He wouldn't know either way.
if that was true I would still be deppressed
@@shortleader0958 oof
Guess I never had depression then
Good looking people can be depressed but rich people can't lol. Like get a therapist, you can actually afford it
@@SnoFitzroy stupidest thing I've heard. Half the time rich people are depressed because they don't feel the need to live because they already have a bunch of money
My brother recently reminded me of when I was moved across the country to live with him at 17 and I encountered a fridge with the built in ice maker for the first time in my life. I figured out the ice part no problem, I'm not an idiot.
Maybe a month went by until we were talking in the kitchen one night and I make a remark about the "fancy fridge" he owned saying "you can get regular ice and crushed ice which is pretty cool - but what about the light water?". My brother starts laughing, like a real gut laughter and I didn't understand into he walked over and pressed the "light" button and a light came on.
Up until that point, every time I pressed the light button it was daytime and I didn't notice any change so I legit thought the fridge was magically filtering my water to make it "lighter" and I'm sure this will be told at my wedding someday.
Suggestion: never marry. :-)
Someone I was working with told me we shouldn't help another person catch up on their work because we need to have teamwork so they have to do their part. It apparently it was bad teamwork to help others because it prevents them from doing their job. He was so serious and refused to listen. I didn't really care if he helped out but it hurts my head to hear something that stupid.
The sheer number of lay people who do NOT understand the enormous difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes is astounding.
It's particularly distressing, considering the near epidemic spread of both. ;o)
I always mix them up.
i didn't know diabetes existed, i thought those commercials made it up! /j
Well there's probably medical conditions that you don't have that you know nothing about.
@@VideoDeadGaming: To an extent, I agree, I can’t fault people for not knowing too much about certain conditions. With that said though, the confidence that people state some of their statements: “does that mean you need sugar then?” And so on...
While we’re there, I could go on about hypoglycaemia awareness, but I’m too lazy for that and want my bed...
"Iran is located in Afrika" took 10ish year old me almost an hour and a map to convince my dad it's located in Asia. He just didn't want to look at it and accept his mistake.
In his defense, it IS pretty close to Africa though. :P
Wait i thought it was in the middle east or something??
@@Unknown-vx6qm the Middle East is in asia, it’s not its own continent
@@MyouKyuubi yeah, In the way that Texas is close to Newfoundland
@@nukiradio I highly suggest you whip up a map, before making a clown of yourself in public.
The only thing between Iran and Africa, is Saudi Arabia, doofus. :P
When I was in like the 6th or 7th grade I had an old friend of mine tell me she was vegetarian but she still ate fish. We got into an argument where she insisted that she was vegetarian and that fish wasn't meat. I actually thought I was going insane. I was literally breaking everything apart and looking up the definition of "meat" and "vegetarian." That was when I even found out that the term "pescatarian" was a thing.
Ooo, I just detest it when people say, "I don't eat meat, just fish."
YOU EAT FISH MEAT. WTF DO YOU THINK THAT IS?
my parents told me, and i believed it up until the age of 12 that, additionally to santa and the tooth fairy, there is also the pacifier guy, that took all your pacifiers away when you were little and gave you a present. Even after I learnt about santa, I fully believed that it was an accurate job, similar to that of a junk dealer, but for pacifiers 🤦♀️
"the ice cream truck only plays the song when they've run out of ice cream" i believed that until i was 15 years old.
My condolences, human
@@mecrumbly429___4 thank you fellow youtube user
@@josefwakeling7103 No, really! I can imagine being told that... Oh boy, that's damage!
My aunt had my little cousin convinced for several years that it was just a truck that drove around playing music to entertain people.
That was not dumb, that was real smart, though mean of an adult to dissuade the kid from getting the ice cream.
"Capacitors store positive energy, Resistors store negative energy" - Me, whenever I meet an electrical engineer/electrician. their reaction is priceless
I'm gonna use this one.
That's so nice for the unknown guy to give Adam his findings administering drip torture. It's so nice when experienced people pass on their knowledge 😃
I thought I was a bit stupid at first, but after watching this, I think I should be thankful for how smart I am.
"china is the biggest city in Japan"
My family believing that Japan and China are the same country
@@REDFRLegend but how?
@@EneTheGene I have no idea. They always told me that and it took me years to get them to understand that Japan and China are two different countries that each has their own capital city. They always thought China is the capital city of Japan or the other way around
🤣🤣🤣
Yes in fact it's so big, it's bigger than Japan!
"Hes not Caucasian, he's white!" This came from a girl that I'm still friends with about one of the (very white) dudes that we're friends with, and I've never let her live it down.
Well actually Caucasian is referring to the Caucasus mountains so technically not all white people are Caucasian
@@Bobobox95 r/woosh
Caucasian means white.
Negroid means black
I forgot the one for asian but there is one
@@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and How is this a whoosh? They weren’t making a joke and said something that is commonly mixed up by a lot of people and I just told them what Caucasian really means
@@Trotsky.-.83_years_ago_-_and Mongoloid, you're thinking Mongoloid. Those are based on an archaic "race theory" that was put forth by a German anthropologist in the late 19th century as justification for white supremacism. Those categories are not accepted by modern anthropologists.
@@Bobobox95 Right, and it's possible that's what she was referring to.
When I broke my arm and my friend said to fix it, you just need to keep moving it as much as possible until there's no more pain
Old school dad fix, shake it off, walk it out!
It hurts? Don't touch it!
“If the primary fails to open, you have the rest of your life to open your reserve”
DAMN that one got me
"That will last me till theres no more left."
The actually only true statement in the entire vidro
No, all the statements in the Vidro are true.
Did you like the vidro and subscribed?
asians dont have fingerprints.
me, an asian: **looks at fingers**
I’m only half Asian, so mine are just blurry 😩
i checked i didnt see any fingerprints just weird lines
As an Asian we do not, in fact , have fingerprints
Last I checked my grand ma is Asian, my finger prints should be 75% less visible.
HmMmMmMm
My grandma would tell people that she immigrated from England, and people would ask her how long it took her to learn English...
Sigh. On the internets, I have been told I speak pretty good English for an Australian. Australia has been speaking English since 1788.
You'd think that the whole ENG-land/ENG-lish thing would be a major clue wouldn't you?.....
In my senior year of high-school my art teacher tried to tell me women couldn't get colorblind, and I, knowing that it was a recessive gene that it's easier for a guy to get it but girls can still be colorblind, said girls can too and she tried to tell me she knew because she took biology in college. I wrote a link to a study of colorblindness in women on my assignment for her to look at
Someone didn't pay attention, then oof. How do you take biology in college and still be so off?
"Men don't use conditioner when washing their hair." I must also elaborate; he didn't have short hair. he was growing it past his shoulders, and for long hair, you NEED conditioner.
@JSkopezz well guy who told that to me was a moron.
I don't either, oh but wait. I'm female!??!!? 😱 plot twist
I have really curly hair so...yeah
Batman does. He gets a regular delivery from Conditioner Gordon.
@@pastychomper4939 omg im dying :P that was perfect!
"You'll never find anybody like me"
I think that's the fucking point ex girlfriend who I won't mention for privacy reasons.
Oh go on, tell us. My ex bf was a wast of my time, too.
Ditto me on the ex bf. He was awful pretty but that was all he had.
"Amsterdam is a city in London" Two levels of recursive wrongness.
I never even noticed the whole London is a city thing, I was too focused on Amsterdam no longer being in the Netherlands
"You can't prove science!"
- My aunt during an argument
"That will last me for at least until there's no more left" that's not stupid at all. That's 100% true
True. : /
Less dumbass, more smartass really.
That is what's called a "truism."
I answer all questions Idk the answer to like that.
Example: “What number am I thinking of?”
Me: “Hmmm... You’re thinking of the number you are currently thinking of.”
Up there with 'What are the chances of that happening?'. 'I'd say 50/50. It will or it won't.'
"I'm Half bear." This was said by a girl on my bus at school.
"I've met your brother before and we talk all the time out of school." Me and my brother would go home at the same time on the same bus.
"Your nails are fake." I have longer nails than most people. Said by the same girl who claimed to know my brother.
"Heavier things fall faster." I would then pick up two different weighted objects and drop them, both hitting the ground at the same time.
"The bulb won't break." My friend then proceeds to shatter a Christmas light by biting it.
"Coke and Pepsi are owned by the same company." Same person as the Christmas bulb one.
"You'll get used to it." Said by a guy who would keep putting his arm around me. Note: Being touched is uncomfortable to me usually.
"If hummingbirds land, they die." Someone told me thing when I was talking about birds. Kid thought they flew in their sleep.
"I'll beat you in Mario Kart." I then proceed to beat them. Online is a different story, though.
There's probably a lot more, but I can't think of them right now.
Hummingbirds dying if they land is an old one, since the belief is that if their wings stop, their hearts stop. Flying in their sleep is not the most unusual thing, since sea mammals can rest half their brain at a time and still keep swimming.
Of course, hummingbirds actually have no problem perching, and their heartbeat slows down considerably, with no issue getting back up to speed once they start flying again.
This actually makes sense...
Sure, hummingbirds don't die, if they land. But they probably land, before they die.
So, some persons saw hummingbirds landing, before they take their final breath, and assumed their heart stopped because if the landing, not because of age/pesticides/whatever
So, they spread the news, and it becomes a myth. But actually, it is just correlation vs causation
She may not be half bear but she is full clown XD
Except heavier things do fall faster on Earth, because of the air. Take a ball and a feather and drop them at the same time. The feather will fall slower. You have probably used two objects not that different in weight to really spot the difference in their speed. Anyway, they would all fall at the same speed in vacuum.
@@ESCLuciaSlovakia A crumbled piece of paper falls faster than an uncrumpled piece even if they're the same weight. The reason the feather falls slower is wind resistance.
Went to a special ed school once, a staff member said that Hawaiin and Japanese, were related languages. I told her they aren't in the same language family, she didn't even explain why she thought that, she just insisted that she was right. When I asked a teacher to explain, they said she was right. I guess I was the only person who knew they weren't
Had a nurse tell me I could stop being diabetic if I lost weight and ate better! She got all insulted when I laughed at her, and her self righteous indignation about being right just made me laugh harder. She had my records right there infront of her. I'm type 1
"the government cares about the people's will being"
That's the worst one I've heard
It dependes in which country you live in
"We have the people's best interests at heart"
I mean it's not 100% false (depending on where you are) but it is a dangerous mindset to have.
I remember one time I heard the philosophy of fascism be described as "the stat's interests are also the people's interests", or something along those lines. I can't find the quote again, and doubt I will because of how liberally people throw around the word "fascist" in recent times. But if that is true, then that makes what that person said an incredibly dangerous mindset.
Not really, some countries just care more than others, but none do 100%.
People who treat "the government" as one entity, one beeing, one individual, one mind, surely said a few.
Expecially considering that the people who compose it get renewed constantly, both in the capital and locally.
"This place is a god damn mess! Sweep that shadow till it's gone!" and my dumbass just replied "Yes drill sergeant!" and swept that floor like hoping that by some miracle the shadow would disappear before I get smoked
Why the f*ck was a drill sergeant mad enough at a shadow to want it sweeped up? O_o
Or did you f*ck up and the drill sergeant was punishing you for being a stupid @$$?
I was talking to my friend about what "flavor" of Asian I was and I said I'm Chinese and this girl comes up and just straight up says " I thought you were Asian.
When I was a teenager a guy several years older than me said to me, "You know what I've never understood? How did the cavemen not all get eaten by dinosaurs way back in the past? It seems like a human wouldn't be able to get away from, like, a T-Rex?"
🤣
Were small! Just run underneath them, between their legs. Out the back, and you're free!
You don't run from a T-Rex, you fist-fight it! Doesn't matter how good or bad a boxer you are, T-rexes only have titchy little arms with no reach, you can just pick them off with a good hook or uppercut!
"Starting blocks make you run slower"
My buddy to me, a professional coach...
I did one track meet and immediately felt the difference when using a block. Your buddy is dumb.
@@ExcuseMyWeebRudeness well he's a cop, so that goes without saying XD
@@mastamizclix42 yikes dude
“I’m from California so I now a bit of everything” precedes to explain how the pyramids were somehow both a lightning rod and giant Tesla coil that powered all of ancient Egypt. Mind you, he did not know what a Tesla coil was, so trying to figure what the hell this crackpot theory was about was one of the most brain melting experience I’ve ever had.
Isn’t there a theory that they were actually giant batteries or something?
@@skeltonslay8er781 I've heard a theory that it might have been something like a giant chemistry set, used to produce hydrogen.
Duh! Everyone knows it's aliens
@@misscyanic2484 or atlanteans! Or humans possessed by interdimentional spirit creatures with no physical bodies on this plane of existence. Only they never left, and they still here fuckin around, getting elected president and raising tigers in oklahoma n shit
@@Thr0mamay 😂😂😂 oh, those infernal atlanteans!! Thx for the laff! 🧜♂️🧜♀️
One of my bosses once said, totally seriously, that a computer based task that I had to do that was allotted to take an hour to complete should only take 20 minutes to finish if I have 2 coworkers help me. Somehow 2 guys watching me click a mouse, type, and wait through loading screens was supposed to make the computer work faster. It's like saying "Hey, man, driving my car to New York by myself would take an hour, but if you get in the car with me it should only take 30 minutes."
Yeah, sometimes you just can’t divvy up a task like that.
1: I’m a french teacher, my student was talking about « Les Misérables ». I said « Marius » many times, in the french pronunciation because this is a french character in a french book by a french author set in France. She doesn’t understand, so I say it many times, in different intonations. She still doesn’t get it. So I write it down and she goes « aaaaaaaah! Marius » , she said it with the pronunciation of her mother tongue, very different from the original one, which would have been ok if she didn’t proceed to tell me « of course if you don’t use the right and correct pronunciation there is no way I can understand !! »
2: when I was a kid, I moved to Ecuador for one year. In my mother tongue, Ecuador and Equator is the same word. I told my karate teacher that I would stop because we were going to Ecuador. He laughed and asked my mother where we were moving. She said « Ecuador » and he said it’s impossible because « we draw this line on maps as an indication but you cannot live on a line. »
3: old dudes asking me how many time a month I cut my ferret’s teeth. Not even counting the times when people confused him with animals that are nothing alike. The great prize goes to the boy who said « mom, look, a meerkat » to which the mother answered « don’t be dumb. It’s a beaver »
"The work you put in is a direct reflection of your character."
No. The work most people put in is a direct reflection of their pay or desperation.
Character doesn't pay bills or put food on the table and too many businesses are all lip service, no reward.
Stop using that bullshit as an excuse to overwork the underpaid.
“I think the political system in America is fine as it is”.
**Laughs as an American, then cries**
😂😂😂
*when you realize not all of these people are Americans* 👁👄👁
*As it is in the rest of the Earth*
@@actualrgescnt5337 The two party system doesn't work. Atleast in my opinion.
Heard my 7 year old niece tell her 14 year old brother that “swearing is bad” when he said he wants to teach her cursive writing.
"That the best way to cure mental illnesses like PTSD is running away from it"
I dont blame her and we were very young, elementary school, and a girl who rode my school bus argued with me that my first name WAS short for Clayton, when in fact it is not.
I understand her confusion as at the time I was probably the only person named "Clay" (that wasn't short for Clayton) at this point in her life, but why would she think that she knows my name better than I do?
In some parts of the world (my country is one of them, there could be more), only the "original" name can usually be the formal name and that belief actually represents the truth (there are exceptions though).
@@XenophonSoulis that's pretty interesting, see where I am from (US), my mother calls my sisters by their full name (the names they typically go by are shortenversions of their proper full name) when they are in trouble (not exclusively), however, due to my name being short and not shortened she uses my first and middle name
@@XenophonSoulis Xenophontac Solec?
@@monojitchatterjee3185?
I’ve had kids argue about my name too.. Which I don’t understand. But hey, what do I know? It’s not the name I was born with or anything 😂
'you didn't make that', the stranger said as i resumed making that
The with confidence part of this reminds me of my dad
He can say something and say it in a way that even if you just proved it is incorrect you doubt yourself
In sixth grade honors math, a girl told me that 4 is not a multiple of 20 because 4 isn’t a multiple of 10. Why the hell are you here???
4:03 I had a similar thing happen in my senior year of hs: My spanish teacher was talking about where spanish as a language originated from, and talking about some History behind spain as well. She proceed to say (out of left Field) "Women in the 1800's were not literate, and they couldn't write either"...I proceeded to correct her, and show her that yes, Women in fact were literate in the 1800s by googling Dorothea Dix diary and showing her diary. "you can't write if you can't read". She replies with "Oh i meant the 1600's" I proved her wrong by doing the same thing, this time with Cathrine Parr. I was then told that I was a disruption to the class, and if I continue i will get written up....
Obviously different parts of the world at different points in those centuries would have changing literacy rates. I can't find data for Spain in particular for those centuries off-hand, but in the 1600's literacy rates would have been pretty abysmal globally, especially among women. In England and Wales apparently only around 40% of women were literate in the year 1800. Though the rate continued to improve throughout that century.
@@Thedamped Yeah, I’m thinking the teacher just worded it poorly.
So in other words you were gonna get written up for proving your teacher wrong 😑 wtf 🤬
@@lokiwiseyt8608 That's assuming the teacher was able to write. :D
I weep for humanity.
I weep Because of humanity
I'm out of tears.
...f*** humanity. ;o)
@Huon Sainsbury man destroy, monke create
@Huon Sainsbury Yes, return to monke
With monke we shall be reunited with Harambe
I have a cousin that asked "What bird does ham come from?" She was 20 at the time...
22:56 this reminded me of something my therapist said to me recently. “You say you have bad anxiety and yet you go out of your way to be in a relationship”
Petition to start using vegaquarian
Maybe that person who thought every direction was north grew up at the South Pole.
I know compass directions and understand some of the underlying facts like Earth's magnetic poles and so on.
Yet somehow my interna) operating system knows that:
North is forward.
West is left.
East is right.
And -- get this -- South is down. (Sometimes, though, behind me.)
It screws up a lot of navigation. I tell people in need GPS (satnav) to get from my kitchen to my living room.
My mom - "Phases can last a full life time, ya know-"
She said that after I first time came out, I don't understand-
That "Practicality" isn't a word.
Once heard somebody insist on pronouncing "dumbass" as "dumb-biss". Maybe it was just because of their unusual accent.
Lol that’s an accent thing.. Some places actually say it like that intentionally
My former wife was talking to me about someone she referred to as a "barflee." I had no idea what she was saying, then I realized she was saying "barfly" and was merely pronouncing it as it was spelled....my howls of laughter did nothing for our marriage, I will say.
@@ogivecrush Congrats on dodging *that* bullet, even if you still got grazed. ;D
@@Pensive_Scarlet Actually she was a very intelligent woman; however she had little formal education, and now I regret poking fun at her....I was young and had little wisdom about how to treat people I loved.
Stupid TTS. 😆😂🤣xD
Her "Are u located on America."
Me "Yes ma'am we are in El Salvador."
Her "what part of Mexico is that one"
i guess Los Angeles also must be mexican
Ive met more than a few people who thought New Mexico is part of Mexico and I would say no, its a US state and they would not hear it lol
@@mistality2678 Well, it _was_ part of Mexico
@@esh9x153 haha, makes me think they just haven't heard the news from 1846.
@@mistality2678 Yeah, I know New Mexico in the US not Mexico and I'm Australian.
My answer to those Americans who tell me NM is in Mexico is to say "so you think New England is in England".
That generally causes them to malfunction and fall silent or just run away.
My cousin once told me "If humans evolved from monkeys, how are there still monkeys?"
There was this girl on the Internet who told me that playing video games is stressful, but it's good because it makes kids playing them immune to stress when they grow up.
14:30 "in the beginning [of WW1] Cavalry was still being used"
Fun fact: Not only was it used throughout the war, but it wasn't unheard of in WW2 and the last time the US used Cavalry was in 2001.
2001? Bruh that’s in modern times, I still can’t comprehend that! :O
Backstory, we were learning about cell theory when they got to the part of spontaneous generation my teacher said, "is there a way they could have monitored things better?" When a kid said, "they could have used security cameras." To which we told him that they didnt have cameras back in the 1600s. To which he replied,"then how did they get the footage of the people studying in the 1600s hmmmmmmmmm? Maybe you should study better b!+(h." Then we told him it was a reenactment of something. Upon further questioning it turned out all of the bible reenactments and Roman's fighting he saw believed that they had been filmed on location, at the same time.
Tdlr, kid thinks reenactments are real.
(This was gt pre ap 8th grade science.)
There's always one kid who asks "If a cell is the smallest unit of life then what are Organelles?"
"birch trees don't exist"
"rocking horses are made out of denim"
"In my future master's program I'm going to use computer for research, so it will be machine learning" and "corona was created by pharma companies to sell vaccines"- this girl i knew.
My friend asked me what Obama's last name was.
"The pandemic will be over by June!"
Oh boy were they mislead
@@danielyoung7534 as were you with your spelling :P
Two weeks to flatten the curve
@@davincent98 sadly the 2 weeks would be accurate if people stopped being children for that 2 week period and wore their masks
@@ruggedthread my friend I am ✨illiterate ✨
“Bon voyage is spanish.”
it took everyone in the class to convince her otherwise💀
Someone once told me that chicken fried in a skillet is healthier than chicken fried in a deep fryer.
I have cancer. I was in a group of people and this one girl finds out and blurts out, “omg! Do u need a ride to the hospital?” Lol
Oop
I sincerely hope you get better
I swear to god I also had a girl ask me if I could use ambulances as taxis.
The craziest thing that happen to me was when my Christian wellness teacher took me into the hall and without asking started spraying me with holy water. 😂
Thank god she was there!
"When seconds count..."
When I was in elementary school I was convinced I was born on the 7th but I was actually born on the 6th of the month. My mom said "I'm pretty sure I remember when you were born since I gave birth to you"
It may be hard to be aware of the date when you're in labor.
When my dad was a kid a teacher insisted that my dad was spelling his name wrong... when my dad said he wasn't he got hit on his knuckles with a ruler over and over. Needless to say, my dad wasn't wrong and the teacher got a visit by my granddad and got the crap beat out of him.
My Dad actually had the reverse of this. Was raised thinking his birthday was August 27th. When he turned 18 and registered for the military draft, the paperwork came back with an error that he had submitted an incorrect birthdate. So he got a copy of his birth certificate to prove the date... and discovered that his birthday was actually August 26th and he had been celebrating the wrong date for 18 years.
I thought I was born on 7th up until I got my birth certificate as a teen and found out it was actually the 8th and my mom was wrong all those years telling me, and everyone it was 7th
My mother believed until I was one year old, that I was born 6 days before my actual birthday.
Edit: This may sound fake but it's true. For some reason she was convinced that I was born 6 days before my actual birthday. My father had to correct her the whole time. When I reached my first birthday she finally remembered it. She always had a hard time remembering birthdays
me: I have clinical insomnia
them: have you tried sleeping?
The plane one was wild
“The bounce that kills u” lmaoo
It's easier to fool someone than to convince them they have been fooled
That's absolutely true. It's a well-known paraphrasing of a Mark Twain passage: “The glory which is built upon a lie soon becomes a most unpleasant incumbrance. … How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and how hard it is to undo that work again!”
"No dude only people from Asia can be Jewish!!! *friend name* can't be because she's white!!"
??? Still not sure about that one.
Lmao, thinking Asian people cant be white is wrong anyways
@Kamepin UA Right??? Like there's just so much to unwrap in that statement
As someone who is quite white and Jewish, I can confirm that non-Asian people can be Jewish.
Wait... what? My brain short circuited from that. So the obvious dumb thing of Asian people can't be jewish is wrong but then also white people can't be jewish? And then all asians are apparently white or is that a separate rule?
I mean.... the Middle East is mostly in Asia.... so I mean.... yeah? But.... no? That was somehow so dumb it looped back to somewhat sensible.
My World Civilizations teacher had someone legit tell him during the last election that women shouldn't have the right to vote, and that they should be submissive to their husband. Excuse me, what CENTURY is it?
I’m 6ft tall and I walk silently unintentionally. I always have to make my presence known before I engage in conversation.