Its pretty funny. Originally streamed/recorded on August 6th, 2022. Editor: Vinnysuperg123 / vinnysuperg123 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
The thing is, maybe I am also insane, but if I had found out about “Lorem Ipsum” text the same way as jerma, I would have also freaked out the same way he did lmao. I’m not gonna lie I had no idea what it was until I watched this video
I visited Jerma's casino once. There was shit on the floor. Literally shit on the floor. I stepped on it in the hallway by the second floor bathrooms. Obviously I complained, but they kept referring me from one person to the next, and I was about ready to just leave and clean my shoes. But then Jerma himself came out and asked me what my problem was. I told him about the shit, and he laughed at me in my face. He told me it was HIS shit and that he doesn't care and was glad I stepped in it. I left and will never return. Good riddance.
I’m still trying to decide whether the “scream and fart compilation playing on the casino dance floor at a lethal volume” bit is the best worst joke of all time or the worst best joke of all time
Jerma is so good at gaslighting he even makes himself think he's crazy. Believing lorem ipsum is proof that he had a manic episode where he blacked out and learned Latin.
@@bruhman5829 Filler text created by roman philosopher and politician Cicero a bit over 2000 years ago, at that. (The work it came from has a shit ton of long-winded philosophical text and Lorem Ipsum came from a dialogue about Epicureanism)
@@bruhman5829 "It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the doctor, but it is a time of great pain and suffering. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil."
Man imagine going to the bathroom, getting done, and thinking "Oh I guess if there's slots in here, I'll do a quick spin before I go back out" and you win like $500k
1:05 he did something similar to this whole first bit within the last few streams. People were saying there was delay between his mic and his webcam (there wasn't, it was fine but they were serious) so he paused the game, stared at his second monitor ( which is just chat) and pretended to change settings while saying things like "oh let me try something ... Did that work?" Some people caught on but most people thought he actually was trying to fix it, and reacted as though the issue had really been fixed. He has total control over the minds of chatters, he weaves his devious web of lies, a grotesque tapestry of deceit, and to them it is indistinguishable from reality. What a psycho yellow L
honestly the idea of a guy dancing in silence to like 100 speakers which are all cranked up to maximum getting blown away by a fart sound is really funny
@@Hoodied That's because it's actually a reference to an old Dana Carvey Sketch where he plays a religious judge that blames all the crims on satan. That's also what I was referencing in my last reply.
"Oh jerma is such a creative/nice/funny/chill/wholesome dude, his streams are the safest/coolest place ever" And then it turns out he was the antichrist all along Imagine the awkwardness
Jerma seems like the type of guy who would open up a document with latin place holder text then forget about it and a year later freak out thinking that he was trying to send himself a message in latin gibberish.
I can't wait until Jerma plays Sly Cooper! My dad would talk about how it was one of the first games he got on his home Atari console for Christmas one year, along with Pitfall. It'll be such a cool stream, I can't wait to see my toilet-gaming streamer play such a classic game!
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I really like hearing Jerma just… talk…. He doesn’t have to be doing a bit or anything, I just enjoy hearing people talk about a story, or their opinions, or whatever. Jerma has some pretty neat opinions and stories to me
the thought of jerma opening a note he forgot about saying “lorem impsum” and thinking he’s possessed is the funniest thing ever also, jerma would’ve loved the cbgb’s bathroom
"All things in moderation," Benjamin Franklin said, but like many common phrases today, this is only half of the story. "Jack of all trades, but master of none" is common, but omits the following: "is better than a master of one". And so, we must educate ourselves with the rest of the saying "All things in moderation, except for, of course, French MILFs."
"it's crazy because when i do that sound, it sucks and everyone hates it, but when the saxophone does that sound, everyone loves it, right?" this man is a genius
Born in REDACTED, in the year REDACTED Jerma984 ruled REDACTED-Germany with an Iron fist. His psychotic, REDACTED and expansionist world view quickly caused what we now refer to as REDACTED, only ended by a major offensive to REDACTED, when Jerma984 committed suicide to avoid disgrace. We will always remember the millions of lifes lost to his massive psychosis. Truly the worst Jerma yet. We don't talk about him. I hear TH-cam automatically censors comments trying to discern the truth.
Resistant to Psychic damage he only takes 44 damage to his hit points, however upon failing his wisdom save with a Nat 1, he is now frightened for 10 turns or until he succeeds the check on the end of his turn. Do you end your turn?
Listening to this in the background, when "THAT" hit near the end I doubled over laughing and after a while wheezing, because I could barely get any more air into my lungs. Thought I was going to black out there and then. Thank You, Jerma.
I was the 2er in chat during the "mic test" it's scary how impressionable HIS audience is that all he had to do is ask IF the mic is diffrent and those PSYCHOS GASLIT THEMSELVES
14:00 Listening to Jerma on one monitor while working on the other is the funniest thing ever. "Ben Franklin is going to show up like a force ghost with a cigar... and an invention in one hand."
They added that pirate ship to the casino that Jerma talked about because they are mocking their customers. They KNOW they are stealing their customer's money and they Also KNOW that their customers don't.
If it's any consolation, him saying he is not gonna do something makes it wayyyy more likely he is gonna do it, so Sly Cooper's chances just went up big time
Refers to the sound a saxophone makes: "When I make that sound, everyone hates it, but when a saxophone makes that sound, everyone loves it" I'm pretty sure that's true for every instrument ever. If a human can consistently make the same noise but better, that instrument has no reason to exist. What kind of whacky world does he live in??? Or is he like bargaining hoping someone in Chat goes "Actually I prefer your version :)" PSYCHO
To answer his question about carpets, casinos use bright colours to distract you from the fact you just spent your kids college savings on a slot machine, and the buses use it to hide how disgusting they are
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Jerma gaslighting himself with Lorem Ipsum text is the most Jerma story imaginable.
It actually happened to me as well, I had no idea why I wrote Loren Ipsum in my notes like years ago.
The thing is, maybe I am also insane, but if I had found out about “Lorem Ipsum” text the same way as jerma, I would have also freaked out the same way he did lmao. I’m not gonna lie I had no idea what it was until I watched this video
@@drsipp407 Lorem Ipsum is like the oldest placeholder text ever.
@@super8bitvideos yeah but you see I didn’t know that because I never went to college or whatever idk
@@drsipp407 not elementary school either?
If Jerma was to own an actual Casino, he’d create an infinite money glitch by gambling and losing millions to his own business
bankruptcy any%
Substitute gambling teacher
Not infinite, business pays taxes. He would have to evade taxes like in real life
Isn’t that just money laundering?
3000IQ tax write off
Jerma rambling over jazz makes me feel like he’s trying to distract me so that his crew can carry out a Ocean’s Eleven type heist.
And you keep trying to leave but everytime you do he clasps his hand on your shoulder and starts up another rant, while you smile and nod.
jerma makes buildings like he's never been in one
He isn't human so our buildings are something unknown to him
Give the man a break, the FBI only lets him leave the dungeon every few years and he can't go far with his ankle monitor
he was a feral child
Admin of the Backrooms
I wouldn't do any better tbh
I visited Jerma's casino once. There was shit on the floor. Literally shit on the floor. I stepped on it in the hallway by the second floor bathrooms.
Obviously I complained, but they kept referring me from one person to the next, and I was about ready to just leave and clean my shoes. But then Jerma himself came out and asked me what my problem was. I told him about the shit, and he laughed at me in my face. He told me it was HIS shit and that he doesn't care and was glad I stepped in it. I left and will never return. Good riddance.
Is this true?
@@accountname7969 yes
I need a new trailer
@@accountname7969 Yes
I'm so sorry dibibibi
I’m still trying to decide whether the “scream and fart compilation playing on the casino dance floor at a lethal volume” bit is the best worst joke of all time or the worst best joke of all time
yes.
It's more of a joke of all time.
Nearly lost you
It's the best worst berst wost joke of all time.
it's the "lethal" part that really sells it
getting scared by lorem ipsum is the most jerma thing ever
jerma thinking a demon possessed his phone because of lorem ipsum filler is one of the funniest things i have heard this year
"I lied" not even a MINUTE in but he is LYING to us
He might not even be a streamer after all
When will we learn to stop trusting this ‘man’?
Lying Andy
I can’t believe that MY streamer is LYING to me!
Jerma is so good at gaslighting he even makes himself think he's crazy. Believing lorem ipsum is proof that he had a manic episode where he blacked out and learned Latin.
He really tried to gaslight himself into translating a piece of Latin that still hasn’t been translated by the top linguists
@@giantenemycrab5596 lorem ipsum isn’t even understandable latin, it’s like a garbled mess of bad grammar and mismatched word endings
@@bruhman5829 Filler text created by roman philosopher and politician Cicero a bit over 2000 years ago, at that.
(The work it came from has a shit ton of long-winded philosophical text and Lorem Ipsum came from a dialogue about Epicureanism)
you know one word he's very good at saying?
toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat
@@bruhman5829 "It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the doctor, but it is a time of great pain and suffering. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil."
Man imagine going to the bathroom, getting done, and thinking "Oh I guess if there's slots in here, I'll do a quick spin before I go back out" and you win like $500k
Imagine if you had to pay to flush, but the button also spun the machine.
@@Reac2 but you have to pay to flush the last guy's
I like how the video is more like a slideshow because Jerma spends like 30 minutes ranting before moving for 5 seconds and doing it again.
waiting for that powerpoint presentation jerma promised back in 05'
21:59 watching jerma place the shower gradually closer to the toilet in each room is the most unintentionally funny thing I've seen all week
"Oh? You're approaching me?"
"I can't clean the shit off of you unless I get closer."
The 300 people entering the casino and immediately heading to the bathroom is a very accurate depiction of Vegas
Jerma telling chat that they're crazy for saying he's the antichrist is just as crazy as Jerma going 37 years without knowing he's the antichrist.
i hate whenever he does something with farts it just never fails to make me cry and my eyes get puffy and red and my ribs explode
The horror has been peeped, the price has been paid
Jesus
i think you're having an allergic reaction
You have ribs?
jerma literally just does key and peele's continental breakfast sketch unironically everytime he goes to a holiday inn
this made me go and look it up. thank you for that
Omg I watched the sketch and that is so accurate hahaha
literally my first thought as soon as he started waxing poetic about the OJ machine
I like imagining Jerma explaining to his bank that he can't pay the loan back because an army of ghosts robbed his casino
"My dreams are haunted by armies, armies of ghosts"...
@@Ciretako "sometimes... I dream about cheese..."
Jerma being terrified of Lorem Ipsum text is very comical
Jerma literally performing the placebo effect experiment on his viewers live with the "new mic" bit.
New mic tulpa
i thought my earphones were just too bad to notice, but i was lied to, my earphones are fine actually, he just made me question everything
@@brendanwakeley9103 what the fuck do you mean😊
I can only imagine how fast your brain would explode if you went into the room with 72 speakers stacked on top of each other
I'm curious what level Earthquake the nearest sensor would recognise it as
@@Reac2 On a higher scale than the San Fran earthquake
1:05 he did something similar to this whole first bit within the last few streams. People were saying there was delay between his mic and his webcam (there wasn't, it was fine but they were serious) so he paused the game, stared at his second monitor ( which is just chat) and pretended to change settings while saying things like "oh let me try something ... Did that work?" Some people caught on but most people thought he actually was trying to fix it, and reacted as though the issue had really been fixed. He has total control over the minds of chatters, he weaves his devious web of lies, a grotesque tapestry of deceit, and to them it is indistinguishable from reality. What a psycho yellow L
This is the most comfy stream ever. Immediately on the sleep playlist
youre going to have NIGHT TERRORS
You're going to get woken up by 90 decibel fart sounds
194 decibel farts
@@BigPlonkerAlt fart sounds that blow you back and make you explode against the wall
I cant believe Jerma gaslit me so hard with that mic thing. And here i thought him being psychotic was a joke
that old orange juice machine is jerma’s fountain of youth, thats why he looks so good at 52
honestly the idea of a guy dancing in silence to like 100 speakers which are all cranked up to maximum getting blown away by a fart sound is really funny
I love the way Jerma says Satan, he says it the exact same way every single time
He has much reverence for his master
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern 💅
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern hmmm who could it be… hmmm idk…
Every single week this bot changes name and pfp I can't be arsed anymore
@@Hoodied That's because it's actually a reference to an old Dana Carvey Sketch where he plays a religious judge that blames all the crims on satan. That's also what I was referencing in my last reply.
jerma trying to convince us that he's not the antichrist made me think he might be the antichrist
"Oh jerma is such a creative/nice/funny/chill/wholesome dude, his streams are the safest/coolest place ever"
And then it turns out he was the antichrist all along
Imagine the awkwardness
The music going wild every time he rants is just beautiful
Thats some good saxophonin
Sometimes we just need Jerma in a gambling environment rambling about puke carpet and hotel pet peeves.
Jeremy Elbertson, The Andy-Christ
Bravo
18:16 man, imagine a bathroom size of a gym. every splash would echo of the mirror walls and return to you half a minute later.
Guys, you wouldn't believe it: this PC claim was a lie (met a few nice gays though).
Any bathroom that big is 1000% guaranteed to be haunted. There’s no ghosts in my 2x2 bathroom, I’m certain.
@@hopefullyhelping6664They’re not obvious because they’re inside you, literally chilling out on their final resting place only for you to disturb it
The Ben Franklin senario is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Legit early Simpsons level funny.
It was such nonsense, I hate it. Grover fucking Cleveland is cooler.
I really hoped he'd do the satan voice for franklin
Jerma seems like the type of guy who would open up a document with latin place holder text then forget about it and a year later freak out thinking that he was trying to send himself a message in latin gibberish.
Jerma finding lorem ipsum in his phone and getting scared is the funniest thing I've heard all month
Of course Jerma would romanticize the average hotel's continental breakfast
The slowed reverb fart makes me cry of laughter every time.
This was so weird to listen to while I'm currently sitting in a hotel and EATING MY FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST
I can't wait until Jerma plays Sly Cooper! My dad would talk about how it was one of the first games he got on his home Atari console for Christmas one year, along with Pitfall. It'll be such a cool stream, I can't wait to see my toilet-gaming streamer play such a classic game!
500 YEAR OLD GAME
for real though sly cooper is a banger
The bit with the ben franklin casino force ghost was honestly a really good idea someone needs to animate that
Nice to add "scared by Lorem Ipsum" to the list of Jerma-isms
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H-how did you know the exact words of Jeremy's note?!
Found the jerma alt
"One of your staff just died..."
I really like hearing Jerma just… talk…. He doesn’t have to be doing a bit or anything, I just enjoy hearing people talk about a story, or their opinions, or whatever. Jerma has some pretty neat opinions and stories to me
I wish he’d do a podcast, even a live podcast maybe. Especially now that he’s “soft retired”
the thought of jerma opening a note he forgot about saying “lorem impsum” and thinking he’s possessed is the funniest thing ever
also, jerma would’ve loved the cbgb’s bathroom
Jerma reminiscing on childhood memories is very sweet
Very sweet memories of his brother bashing his head into a number of distinct surfaces
He remembered young benny franklin
Jerma playing sly cooper would actually cure all of my mental problems that’s like my favorite game I think he hates me specifically
I'm right here with you..
I like how Jeremy keeps saying "most casinos"
He would know, as a connoisseur of course
Funny way of saying addict
I like how Jerma thinks a PlayStation 2 game was made in the 1970s.
Well yeah the year is like 2005
my stomach hurts from laughing at the whole dance room part god
44:06 That sounds like a lightning strike lmao
"All things in moderation," Benjamin Franklin said, but like many common phrases today, this is only half of the story. "Jack of all trades, but master of none" is common, but omits the following: "is better than a master of one". And so, we must educate ourselves with the rest of the saying "All things in moderation, except for, of course, French MILFs."
He denied being the anti-christ as if he actually was the anti-christ doing a bit to his chat about not being the anti-christ
Not many people know this but Key and Peele's continental breakfast sketch is based on Jerma
Jerma's biggest boomer moment on-record is name dropping Goldie Hawn like anyone under 45 is going to know who she is by name
This video taught me that Ben Franklin is the smartest man still in circulation
"it's crazy because when i do that sound, it sucks and everyone hates it, but when the saxophone does that sound, everyone loves it, right?" this man is a genius
I wish to god I could go to a casino run by Jerma, lose everything and get meat grinded
I have really REALLY bad OCD and Jerma is essential to my daily functioning and i mean it. Huge positive influence on my mental health
You aren't fooling us Jerma
@@Shotblur i wish i was jerma fr 🥲
i’m gonna remove jerma from the internet just to spite you
@@logandunlap9156 im going to remove you from the planet to spite your parents
10/10 Best intro I've seen so far.
Jerma was definitely high when the latin bit happened
" 'adds taste'....oh, no you said 'ADHD taste' "
3:27 The Latin wants Jerma to stop being an E-clown. Must've been Jerma's evil brother from 316 BC, Jerma983
Must have been Jerma985BC
Born in REDACTED, in the year REDACTED Jerma984 ruled REDACTED-Germany with an Iron fist. His psychotic, REDACTED and expansionist world view quickly caused what we now refer to as REDACTED, only ended by a major offensive to REDACTED, when Jerma984 committed suicide to avoid disgrace. We will always remember the millions of lifes lost to his massive psychosis.
Truly the worst Jerma yet. We don't talk about him. I hear TH-cam automatically censors comments trying to discern the truth.
"place holder latin" my man just got lorem ipsum'd
Jerma- "only drink if you're responsible," "All things in moderation," "I'm not trying to endorse casinos."
XQC- STAKE LINK, #AD, BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK
Aging streamer discovers lorem ipsum
the andy-christ must be the best pun I've heard in a while
please let my family go Jerma they've suffered long enough
no i dont wanna!!
44:06 has me in tears
I cast Lorem Ipsum on Jerma using a 9th level spell slot
Resistant to Psychic damage he only takes 44 damage to his hit points, however upon failing his wisdom save with a Nat 1, he is now frightened for 10 turns or until he succeeds the check on the end of his turn.
Do you end your turn?
That Casino is a fucking dungeon with it's corridors to rooms.
Jerma enjoying a continental breakfast may be the most deranged thing about him yet
I'm not meaning to start any beef but that is the most outrageous thing I have read in my entire life
@@Tedminat0r^ this man eats bread and calls it breakfast
this man is eating CONTINENTS???
@@clanofclams2720 but dude there's like sliced fruit and maybe a like pankie or two? And ready hot chocolate?
@@Tedminat0r that's still feeble
Jerma is the Gaslight King.
I spent the first part of this video internally screaming about jerma not knowing what lorem ipsum is, and thinking it was latin and translating it
has he never seen a canadian speak in his entire life
-takes out $100,000 loan
-buys 88 speakers
-nobody uses them
Listening to this in the background, when "THAT" hit near the end I doubled over laughing and after a while wheezing, because I could barely get any more air into my lungs. Thought I was going to black out there and then.
Thank You, Jerma.
11:12 is Jerma an NPC living in Station Square from Sonic Adventure
i just made a comment like this one ay cheers mate *runs away*
I NEED A NEW TRAILER
LORUM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET JUMPSCARE YOURE KIDDING ME
catching a second channel upload within 15 minutes feels like hitting the green light in dizzy ducks
i have never played dizzy ducks
I was the 2er in chat during the "mic test" it's scary how impressionable HIS audience is that all he had to do is ask IF the mic is diffrent and those PSYCHOS GASLIT THEMSELVES
Obsessed with how he pronounces room like roum
If I ever start deciphering Lorem Ipsum it's your job as the oldest to put ole Grandpa down
the reverb fart joke nearly caused me heart palpitations
casino honestly looks more like a prison
the way Jerma makes buildings makes them look AI generated
0:30 Jerma shows his manipulation tactics live on stream
you listen to one conversation in a jerma video, zone out for two seconds and now he's talking about chainsaws and pirate ships. what an adventure.
14:00 Listening to Jerma on one monitor while working on the other is the funniest thing ever. "Ben Franklin is going to show up like a force ghost with a cigar... and an invention in one hand."
whoever edits these together and puts the little clips at the beginning you're beautiful and amazing thank you
that intro is utterly insane
i shit with my knees up cause that's healthy
i dont want you to do that so you should stop
26:20 God damn Cowboy Bebop soundtrack lmao
They added that pirate ship to the casino that Jerma talked about because they are mocking their customers. They KNOW they are stealing their customer's money and they Also KNOW that their customers don't.
As someone who really hoped he'd play Sly Cooper by an off chance, he just threw my heart into a meat grinder.
If it's any consolation, him saying he is not gonna do something makes it wayyyy more likely he is gonna do it, so Sly Cooper's chances just went up big time
@@allypearlman5569 Fingers crossed then, even if it's literally just the first two missions lol
Refers to the sound a saxophone makes:
"When I make that sound, everyone hates it, but when a saxophone makes that sound, everyone loves it"
I'm pretty sure that's true for every instrument ever. If a human can consistently make the same noise but better, that instrument has no reason to exist. What kind of whacky world does he live in???
Or is he like bargaining hoping someone in Chat goes "Actually I prefer your version :)"
PSYCHO
I used to think we were gaslighting jerma. Now I realize; this whole time he's been gaslighting us.
To answer his question about carpets, casinos use bright colours to distract you from the fact you just spent your kids college savings on a slot machine, and the buses use it to hide how disgusting they are
Jerma's rants on things like old hotels are so weird. Who is forcing this zillionaire streamer to book $500/night hotels?
the lords will (me)
What’s funny is that Ben Franklin’s force ghost is actually in Marvel comics as a recurring character