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- Three horny dating show contestants (Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Taran Killam) vie for the affections of one bachelorette (Cecily Strong) - until they learn her father (Woody Harrelson) is the show's host. [Season 40, 2014]
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The overuse of the word “sir” is so spot on!
Second to Belushi. Either Belushi.
Asghar Abbas that‘s a human person you‘re talking about. humans are no one‘s property. are you excusing slavery?
@@Terry-wo4up I was condemning it. Read my comment again. I was highlighting how men treat women. Are you denying misogyny and the fact that men treat women like they are property? Like I said, read my comment again. Fuck slavery.
Asghar Abbas you sound dumb it could have been her mother and they would’ve acted the same way. They respected the fact that he was her parent. You really need to look yourself in the mirror for having that initial thought.
@@watermaster4913 No, that's obviously not what they were going for. That's why they revealed the dad to be a marine and not a former accountant - it's to further intimidate these young men with the idea that he could very easily beat them up. A mother could be used in this sketch but it would use guilt and appeals to chivalry instead of intimidation.
“Can’t shake hands with a ghost” KILLED me
Killer skit
You're not the only one it killed.
That's a sad, dark joke though.
i think she meant him that he was gonna be the ghost
I just came to the comments to say the same thing oh my gosh
Cecily's deadpan delivery of all her lines is really underrated.
God I’m so glad we had you here to bring greater attention to her skill set.
In my opinion, she's one of the best.
@@KonwTheTrut she really is.
@@theagnosticmallu310 between her and Mikey Day, I bingewatch their stuff a few times a week. Hers meing the most. She's so fucking talented. Much respect. Apparently, she wanted to do snl from an early age. She practiced the material a lot. Smart move on her part.
So much epic talent has come from SNL- Cecily is just amazing at her job!
"to learn about the game show industry, and how it all comes together sir" I die.
🤣 Me too
I did LMAO
Take her to a war memorial got me lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
war memorial. haha.
woody harrelson was the perfect person to play this character
I love Woody but my very first reaction was, this would have been perfect with The Rock. Imagine when he’d say “and she’s my daughter” lmao
Alec Thomas considering Woody Harrelsons dad was literally a hit man, and Woody always plays a tough guy... I think it fits
I think Sam Rockwell would’ve done well he just seems like such a dad figure
Two words: Bruce Willis
Yes
I lost it at
- "Were you always a game show host, sir?"
- "No, before this I was active duty Marines for 25 years. Now answer the question."
- "Well, sir, I would take Desiree to a war memorial, sir."
Especially with VETERERS day having just passed and all....lol
Lmao best part
The sir at the end gets me😂😂😂
Sucking up 100%😂😂😂😂
@@neb0101 It’s a sketch
"--and she's my daughter." **show goes off a cliff**
Oh my god the delivery was PERFECT. Oh my god I'm on the floor.
Pity that they give this away in the video description though.
"Guy number one, just a second ago you said you were the horniest guy you know."
"No ma'am, that's not what I said!"
Lol
Look at taren face when he says im the father on with white black shirt
Quote from a Senate committee hearing...
He said "homiest" (derived from "homey") not "horniest".
Анатолий Бронштейн that was a pretty sexual reply.
"...and she's my daughter." Music stops and all goes quiet....🤣🤣🤣 "Can't shake hands with a ghost." Ruthless line.
that changed the atmosphere and the whole conversation, wow
Yes we know we watched it stupid
Bwhahahaha
I liked "No, before that I was an active duty marine for 25 years." better tbh
@@user-km2fo8hz9othe way the guys tried to be on their best behavior after the fact.
“Since ur a lady, you can go down on me first”
Why is no one talking about this 😂
Because no matter how you feel, all that needs to be said shouldn't be.
meghan sandberg that’s the part where I really lost it
i'm stealing this
@@IrvingIV can you explain what you mean?
@@leif1075
Ah, see some might say one thing, and others another, the different opinions are very likely to be directly opposed, and so either side giving voice to their opinion is likely to start an argument.
Since my comment, however, no argument has begun, and opinions have been stated, so I suppose I'll say mine.
The line mentioned in the main comment is quite rude and offensive.
A perversion of the old and ludicrous manners suggestion(meaning, not a rule), "ladies first."
Granted, the use of first implies reciprocation, but it is certainly rude to ask to be pleasured without offering to pleasure the other party first.
“Can’t shake hands with a ghost “ might be one of the best lines ever
What that means
@@christophebracy6906 implying the mother is deceased.
@@christophebracy6906 duh
I would actually religiously watch this show if it was legit...
I remembered a video Ali Dawah(TH-camr) did that is called "Ask Her Dads Number - Experiment" and the video is bit religiously and follows this plot twist. check it out maybe.
@@WanaagWadaag not what he meant by religiously lol
@@undscvr What do you think he meant bro
You want to watch the show, because you liked this skit, but you believe the show to not be "legit" and therefore if you were to watch it...."something" might happen?
@@WanaagWadaag He meant regularly, like church on Sunday. That's what that expression means...
- That's physically impossible.
- Yes sir, good feedback.
I love that line
I completely lost it at "and she's my daughter"
what did u lose
Sayoofy his virginity
Lol
Michael Thomas also, that was a spoiler
it reminded me of true detective
I love the accidental mic slap at 1:18, sounds like he actually did explode in his pants
That’s what that was? I couldn’t find what it is
I know right😅
Sounded like a spurting sound
yeah that cracked me up
Cecily Strong did a spot-on impression of a vacuous valley girl with a nasty case of vocal fry. You gotta be smart to do that good a job of playing stupid.
She sounded like sammi from jersey shore to me 😭
She’s not playing stupid, she’s playing a Valley Girl.
@@MrCash-lm1xz Fer sure, that's like totally what I said.
@@PokeySoggybottom ok and
@@MrCash-lm1xz bro are you dumb?
"the day we celebrate our veteress"
i was like literally wtf haha
I'm sorry are you saying veteress?
Kyle Mooney is literally the best at nailing these awkward characters
Veteress day?
Veteress day.
Maryama Farah ,rewatching this on veteress day 2018
"No mam, that's not what I said"
Ma'am. Etymology of Madam. That D was too enunciated
Taran's eyes when he says she's her daughter 😂😂😂👀👀👀
His expressions and lines are the highlights 😂😂
They look so scared. It’s freaking hilarious.
... she's his* daughter. She can't be her own daughter.
Cecily isn't just drop-dead gorgeous, she's also insanely good at delivering those lines in just the best way possible and her kind of skill is just so rare.... "can't shake hands with a ghost" had me dead
make you should shake hands with her mother, then
*was
She's gorgeous, for sure
"i'll make you scream, from head to butt"
@Delbert Grady Oooooo youre edgy.
@@TheFIFA16 the dude must be a troll or someone who had a bad day and is taking it out on innocent people 😠
@@tofunmidada8658 Pretty sure he had a bad experience... in the butt.
@@KnowingEyes he definitely had his sacred demographic butthole violated. and maybe others laughed at him? and it got to his head. so, to hear "from head to butt" might really get to him
scream, queef, and fart
"Veterus day" 😂😂
I'm sorry are you saying veterus?
What is a veterus
Its a combimation of uterus and veterans day. I think he just stuttered. Hilarious😂
*This is only for people who didn't get that part, but if you did, thumbs up👍👍
Every day is veterus day!😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘
Their shirts, lines, everything...perfect 2004.
The fact that they're talking past her unless it's something sexual really helps emphasize the contestants sexism in this sketch. I like it lol
Yeah, I noticed that too, I get showing respect to the dad, but they just skipped her when *she asked the question.*
And they even knew what they were doing when they lied about letting her talk to learn more about her on their _time alone_ LMBO 😁
...As someone who wants to be a father someday, scenes like this are interesting to me (even though I'm still too young)
@@E--Drop wouldn't it be great if parents could actually do this 😋
🙄
Yeah, I know someone who went to buy a motorcycle with a guy friend. And the sales guy never said a word to her until he said. Why don't you tell her, I'm not buying a f'ing thing...
@@redribbonrox3292 Yeah, it would (◠‿◠)
...Maybe parents will someday 🙏
There needs to be a part 2 of this skit lol
A couple of years later they did another MTV dating show sketch with John Cena as the host. Cecily, Beck, and Kyle were contestants on that one too, with Mikey Day filling out the cast in place of Taran Killam. Very different approach to the premise, it wasn't just a rehash of this sketch.
Juggalo972 fr
Juggalo972 prob won't ba as funny tho
Juggalo972 9
i think there should be a part -1
No ma'am that's not what I said.
Seetiyan I died 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍
lie if you want to live.
so...nobody is going to address the sound effect when guy 3 says "explode"?
his necklace hits the clip-on mic :)
Sure. His "necklace ".
Whatever it was... it was very timely 🤣
I thought it was his chair squeaking btw
I know right it sounded so weird like a squirting sound
Ikr? Lol
I'm here for 2020 Veterus day, a day to celebrate our Veterus.
can't shake hands with a ghost lol
😂😂
Then she hasn't tried hard enough
Kenneth Martz Best bit!
"Do me decimal system" is literally the most under appreciated joke of SNL yet.
+Zumacast pls explains to me, i know its decimal as in 10.1 or something but i dont get it
In libraries, the "Dewey Decimal System" is what employees use to sort books. The pun is instead of Dewey, it's "Do me".
It wasn't that clever
+luomio thats the point...
+Anal Prolapse no pun intended
“She’s 18, she’s from St Louis, and she’s my daughter.”
Damn, this got interesting quick.
cecily is absolutely stunning
She always gets me.... up
" I would take her to a war memorial". I haven't laughed so hard in a while.
That poem is my favorite part of the skit.
The way he says “moment alone” is my favorite part of this
How about the way he says her name in the beginning
“Can’t shake hands with a ghost” KILLED ME not unlike her mother 😭😭😂😂
Can we all agree that contestant 2 is the best contestant
I agree
walkergirl02 kyle is the best at everything
walkergirl02 he's a gentleman LMFAO
walkergirl02 if he got a different haircut he would look really nice
walkergirl02 absolutely not.
"Can't shake hands with a ghost!" xD
Cecily is great at delivering a scene-stealing line that comes out of nowhere like it was a completely normal thing to say and keeps a straight face while doing it.
My fav cast member at the moment! =)
Edit after a 2nd watch:
Why does Contestant #2 have Lloyd Christmas hair? xD
Cecily strong looks stunning in this scene OMG
Cecily always playing these empty headed girls to perfection
Cecily Strong nails VERY single skit, she's progressively but strongly become the absolute best SNL cast member!
+axelle32 it says you edited it and yet you did not see you forgot to put the e in every
+zane brown lol
Nah, Kate McKinnon is my favorite, or taren killiam
+axelle32 shes so underrated. Her voice manipulation is amazing.
I think Kenan Thompson and Kate McKinnon better
“Roses are red, my balls are blue” I JUST SCREAAAAAMED
1:15 dude WHAT is that sound when he says explode
LOL yeah. A lot of people thought it was a jizz sound, thus the mild awkward laughter from the audience. It's the sound of his metal chain slapping against his chest microphone.
I thought his back cracked lmao
James Bradford that was a spot on observation 👌🏽
@@jamesbradford626 lol right it sounded like squirting
his chain hitting the mic
Hotness level of Cecily Strong in this skit:
ONE QUASILLION🔥🔥🔥
I cant stop laughing. This is the best SNL sketch ever.
It's a good skit but you should watch Close Encounter!
Teacher trial is my favorite also Rhys Thomas British movie
Stefan Mariachi the best one ever for me are: Senator Scott Brown, Casablanca's alternate ending, and the dance vlog ones. 👸🏻
Ain't got nothin' on Canteen Boy
Not gonna lie, she is one of the hottest women to ever be on SNL
Right here, this particular season, hottest ever by a mile.
And you're familiar with its 40+ year history?
@@RatKeeperDude I am. Who was hotter? Victoria Jackson is the only one who comes close, but she played the dumb blond a bit too often for my taste. Lots of other very attractive female cast members, though realistically most in the pretty-girl-next-door category.
There have been some lovely ladies over the years, but CS is beautiful anyway, and in this skit, she cranks it up 1000%. I almost forget to laugh watching this because I am so focused on her.
One of?
"I'M ABOUT TO *EXPLODE*" *squirt* LMAO 😂😂😂
That was his chain rubbing against the mic, you can hear it later as well
ÆX Ar you ruined it
I was thinking that as well .. I was like eewwww
When she tries to dance with them at the end😂😂😂
They're like, oh hell no!
People are always bashing SNL, saying it's not funny anymore (not like it was back when *they* were in high school), but this sketch is solid as hell. It's not about some endlessly-reused stock character, nor is it all about laughing as the actors struggle not to break character. It's just *funny* and well done and I really enjoyed watching it. Lorne Michaels is a genius.
andyh027 I'm not disputing Lorne is a genius, but I don't know if credit goes to him for this skit.. more like the writers of SNL, who are invisible until they get airtime or a skit of theirs breaks the show.
andyh027 - I to have lost interest in SNL in the last several years, but the script for this was really good, a good skit indeed. This was really funny!
andyh027 I hated Jimmy Fallon because he used to always break character on purpose (still does on his Tonight Show gags), because it used to get the audience to laugh. As for beating a dead horse with a stick, I see they're still doing Justin Bieber...
(Edit: I said "beating a dead stick with a horse".)
Puppet Class, Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood, 39 cents a day, Sammuri, Matt Foley, Hollywood Dish, Paula Dean, Bamb's Revenge, British Movie, Da Bears, Cowbell, Kardashian skits, Real Housewives of Disney, Lunch Lady Land, Boston Teens, etc...
Yeah, that's BS. It's still funny as hell. The difference is that back in the day, we only had SNL for Saturday night tv entertainment. Today we have many options. I stopped watching SNL in the late 90s because of the internet. I've returned to watching it online and I've laughed at today's SNL just as much as I used to. We changed, not SNL.
dude on the right's surprised eyes had me dying
d
samy said wow. how unnecessary.. dang
samy said "weakest" actor because you decided it? He has had some of the best sketches.. where can I come to watch your comedy routine? trollolol
sphinx onyx i have no acting talent, nor did i claim to...but of the three men, he didnt "become" the character....dont get me wrong he acted it well, but failed to capture the painful awkwardness of real life contestants of these types of reality shows like the other two characters did.
whateverfudge yea youre right. i was trolling for some reason. i deleted the comment...no need for negativity, as theres more than enough of that to go around.lol
Cecily Strong couldn't be hotter. She Is just beautiful
Why isn’t anyone talk about when number three said he was going to explode his chair made a weird cracking noise and the audience thought something actually exploded? 😂😂😂
His necklace chain hit the mic
I thought it was a "sploosh" sound lol 😆
"It's time for a commercial break and when we return we'll watch footage from their moment alone!"
"And she's my daughter..."
*everything just stops*
I love how everyone goes silent when he says “and she’s my daughter”
"She's my daughter." Yet Woody had to look at the card to see where she came from. Lmao.
Just a habit of game show host you know? :))
or to make sure that it was accurate
To make it kore shocking
You have to admit, Woody looks damn good with a full head of hair.
And without!
" Can't shake hands with a ghost." Hilarious!!
She hasn't tried hard enough
Timothy Mensik is it possible?
Of course.
“The day we celebrate our veteras” killed me
"Your grandmother own crotchless panties"🤣
Taran immediately shaking woods hand after the sketch ends is soooo funny I love when they keep committing till the camera cuts
This reminds me of like 7 different MTV shows
can u tell me names of those shows 😂🤣
Or all of them
Once he said she's my daughter, it became a wrap.
AnD ShE’s My DaUgHtEr!
Everyone: dies*
omg cecily does thatc morphed valley girl voice so welll!
funniest SNL skit I've seen in a while
no google plus Its funny as hell but Dana carvey is funnier
Have you seen that OJ gal gadot one?
Did everyone see Taran walk straight past the girl to the dad and shake his hand at the end 😂
And his expression when Harrelson said they’ll be watching the footage 🤣. He’s kinda underrated
"..and she's my daughter."
*awkard silence* *awkward silence*
Kyle Mooney: "What's up?" 😄
"Can't shake hands with a ghost." Flawless delivery 😂😂😂
can't shake hands with a ghost!
Ok even though she's joking around she's SOOOO hot!
+Slappy McSlapster She's horny as hell & wants to fix that.
oh wow
Ahhhhh Cecily.
@@Alexiosization that's a pretty sexual answer, guy
SHHHHH! NOT IN FRONT OF THE HOST!
the "im about to explode" line with the sound effect omfg
"Veteris Day" is the funniest 😂
Veteres
Cecilly Strong has got to be the sexiest SNL cast member ever.
true
Well, there's also Jane Curtain and Julia Louis-Dreyfus and some British comedienne who was there around 1984.
@@williamjordan5554 I thought about Julia after I said that. A worthy contender no doubt. But I would still go with Cecily.
Victoria Jackson was very pretty, but nowhere near as sexy as Cecily.
Nasim?
"Since ur a lady, u can go down on me first"
True gentleman lets ladies go first lol
I'm old enough to remember when MTV played music.
I remember BEFORE cable. Lol
“Can’t shake hands with a ghost” oh my gooooooddd
I can't get enough of this. Not only because it's so well written, but the execution of the whole thing is just beautiful! I don't think the facial expressions could've been done any better, nor the line deliveries.
Southern Voluntarist it's awkwardly short
I came here because today is "veteres day"🤣🤣😂
The delivery of, "Can't shake hands with a ghost, " was great!
"Can´t shake hands with a ghost"
lmbo! he said he wanted to learn about the game show industry and would take her to a war memorial hilarious!
Kierra Belgrave Totally cracked up with those lines!
Funny how they change their answers after they find she's his daughter, SNL never gets old, Woody always been funny
2:57 "yeah pass!". 🤣
Funniest sketch of the episode...The reactions of all the guys were fantastic. And of course, Cecily looks incredibly hot !
Cecily is a beauty
@CBS 70sfan
You're blind or gay
@CBS 70sfan Amy Adams? Talk about meh. Cecily is hit or miss. She's looking pretty good here.
@CBS 70sfanlol OK deal. But Cecily isn't a bombshell for me or anything. In camaraderie of pale redheads I'll take Sophie Turner (even though I don't think she's actually a redhead).
@@anthonydillard8563 Ariana grande is way too short for any good fun
Al Capone Agree
Their reactions when they found out she was his daughter...
Kyle is so incredible at this character. He really explores the absolute limits of cringe. It’s so aware and meta but natural at the same time.
Taran shaking the dad's hand after hahahaha plus the two guys distancing themselves from the daughter 😂😂😂
Wow, NBC made this available in America? Thank fucking goodness.
they always do this, they upload some saturday morning able to watch then later on they put stuff you cant watch in the us
*****
Usually the videos are blocked in America for at least a day or two.
Happy Veteris Day everyone.
In my 30s I'm able to watch this through my dad's eyes. He dealt with a lot of these idiots who think grown men are impressed by being called sir 40 times in a sentence.
I love how snl makes fun of today's society
Luis Herrera more of a comment on MTV circa 2002
@@furdiebant Well if you dont know these type of shows are still on. Just repackaged. Oh yeah and they're on MTV haha
Good comment Captain Obvious.
It all started with The Dating Game, back in the 70’s
Luis Herrera kind of like every other comedy tv show ever
SO how guys act around fathers... XD Especially my father. LMAO
Anakasha S. lol as an old fart who was once a horny young idiot , YES this is EXACTLY how we all acted around fathers of our dates/girlfriends...desperately trying to be polite and having something...ANYTHING...to say to relate to them without being a goofy pervert just trying to get with their daughter.
"Why, yes indeed sir, I DO love birdwatching and model trains. What's that? Be here Sunday at 6am to join you for church and then a day of watching the golden finches in your backyard? Yes sir, ill be here"
😒
Never had a prob. I think their dads liked my straight up attitude though only one told me that.
yes, yours, and billions of others. Especially.
@@jblasutavario9549 savaged
Don't worry, all. @JBL Asutavario just reads Literotica and dreams of all the ways he can do his hand(s).
Taren's reaction at 1:33 is priceless 😂
Great pick up line "I am horny as hell and here to fix that" 😎
4:48 LOL I love how Taran's face is the same at both times
That's because it's the same clip
"Your DVR must be empty" :)
Cecily's accent skills are incomparable. She's done so many and they're always spot on
Fred Armisen is better
"I'm about to explode!"
Was that his necklace or what I think it was?
It’s whatever you want it to be😉but probably the stool
His necklace hit the microphone
For the longest time I seriously thought it was a sound effect omg lol
me too lmao
What would you think it was?