trump asked why he didn't have a jury. Alina Habba said, "I forgot to ask for one." trump looked at her and said, "Jesus!" The courtroom sketch artist said, "OK, whatever?!?" And sketched Jesus beside trump.
Well, I could understand a few words, but I'd have loved to see the original cue-cards! Like... did they bother to engage a German-speaker to write them, or did they accept GTranslate nonsense? They clearly didn't help him with spelling-aids, either.
he did absolutely horrendously!:D i as a german speaker (for real) i couldn't make out one single word pronounced correctly. and i LOVED it, that was funny!:D
@@hunting69doehle62German is my second language funnily enough (living over here) and I love that he pronounced “ch” the English way 😂😂😂 It was so strange to hear
Aye. Well, I could understand a few words, but I'd have loved to see the original cue-cards! Like... they clearly didn't help him with spelling-aids. But did they bother to engage a German-speaker to write them, or did they accept GTranslate nonsense, or did they translate this on their own?? I mean, who translates belly button as "Belly-Button" when Bauchnabel is a perfectly understandable word?
I'm sorry but I think Fallon's skill is silly games. Monologue best would be Colbert (along with great interviews), Myers crushes it on impressions and absolute top shelf jokes throughout the show, Kimmel owns the bits and remotes. I very rarely laugh while watching the tonight show...I only watched this because it was hyperlinked in an article I was reading as an example of a good Kevin McCarthy joke and it was just an ok joke.
Ooh! Ooooh! I forgot! Now who does mtg have to start sucking up to? Hopefully this will stop her from pretending to be the SOTH. Although it is funny when she gets majorly laughed at while asking for decorum! I nearly wet my pants when I saw that! I love to see it over and over!
Stop giving the social media platform formerly known as Twitter free advertising. It's no longer cool and it *_deserves to DIE!_* Make it a post everywhere BUT there...
@@Riclmnopp The Republican front runner is going to prison and one of his supporters is making fun of a guy who's recovering from a stroke? It tracks but dam you people are scumbags. It genuinely makes me sick that I have to share a country with you.
Again it is so good to see Fallon triumphed over allegations of that toxic workplace negativity brought against him. He must be a truly changed man like Paul after Saul. Here's a salute to a man who has the courage to admit his wrongs, apologized and regain the trust and cooperation of the very people who charged him. This is a strong man. Can we take it for granted that there's no residue of negative emotions and no plans afoot to be taken out upon those writers who spoke out?
@@loveforeignaccents When Pontius Pilate asked the people who should be pardoned Jesus or Barabbas, and the crowd yelled out free Barabbas! (The 1953 movie called ‘The Robe’ features this scene. This is also mentioned in all four Gospels.
Anyone else in the country would have already been locked up for talking as much shit as he has. Witness tampering Talking about public officials. Not 1st amendment shit. Lock his as up.
Wow! Ya know, you should not let this get to you, they are the uneducated & if it wasn’t a terrorist attack, then what was it? You be you and continue to speak the truth as you see it. I wish I could join, but I’m unable to afford it on my fixed income.
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trump asked why he didn't have a jury. Alina Habba said, "I forgot to ask for one." trump looked at her and said, "Jesus!" The courtroom sketch artist said, "OK, whatever?!?" And sketched Jesus beside trump.
Hope you're not a stand-up comedian cuz you would be broke as your joke.
lol that was pretty funny, good job.
Gross! I had to change the likes from FOURTY~FIVE to 46. 😂
#Trump is closer to the 🪦 than #Biden & clearly seeing things 😅
I love Higgins “I’m honest, unless it gets in my way.” 🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
@@Sam_Ardern_II Makes sense. I don’t get warm fuzzies from him. His sarcasm is pretty clear, he’s a dick. But he’s a funny dick. 😂
Oh I do not think I’ve laughed harder than I did when you made James read German 😂😂😂😂😂that was so funny and he did great !!
I´m german and i couldn´t understand one single word James said! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@236munkyalso ich konnte ein paar Wörter raushören, hat er gut gemacht😁
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
Well, I could understand a few words, but I'd have loved to see the original cue-cards!
Like... did they bother to engage a German-speaker to write them, or did they accept GTranslate nonsense? They clearly didn't help him with spelling-aids, either.
he did absolutely horrendously!:D i as a german speaker (for real) i couldn't make out one single word pronounced correctly. and i LOVED it, that was funny!:D
I hope these bits with James never stop 😂
It’s hilarious and as a German I can tell you that no German would understand a single word of what he said. 🙂
Trump IS being crucified by the same type of people that crucified Jesus.
@@hunting69doehle62German is my second language funnily enough (living over here) and I love that he pronounced “ch” the English way 😂😂😂 It was so strange to hear
He couldn't pronounce it well 😂😂.
I am german all my life and I still have no idea what the heck James was saying 😅🤣
One of the band members trying not to laugh while James reads the cue cards is everything lmaooo
His Macron impersonation sounded like Leonard Cohen.
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
😂😂😂Making James read from a teleprompter is the greatest!!!!😂😂
I´m german and i couldn´t understand one single word James said! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Aye. Well, I could understand a few words, but I'd have loved to see the original cue-cards!
Like... they clearly didn't help him with spelling-aids. But did they bother to engage a German-speaker to write them, or did they accept GTranslate nonsense, or did they translate this on their own??
I mean, who translates belly button as "Belly-Button" when Bauchnabel is a perfectly understandable word?
Strengths of current late night hosts:
Fallon: Monologue jokes
Colbert: Rapport with guests
Kimmel: Bits/remotes and interviews
I'm sorry but I think Fallon's skill is silly games. Monologue best would be Colbert (along with great interviews), Myers crushes it on impressions and absolute top shelf jokes throughout the show, Kimmel owns the bits and remotes. I very rarely laugh while watching the tonight show...I only watched this because it was hyperlinked in an article I was reading as an example of a good Kevin McCarthy joke and it was just an ok joke.
That part with James was hilarious!
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
😅our speech is very difficult. And the grammar is the blank of Horror 👍👍👍👍🇩🇪🇩🇪
I'm German and I have no idea what language James was speaking there, but it was hilarious 😅
Missed this show. gotta get my routine back
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
@@Sam_Ardern_IIDirty Laundry Gossip.
Jesus looked very disappointed he gave facial hints Donald had to ride out this one on his own 😂😂😂
Any time the camera cuts to James I get so psyched lmao
Jesus said " That's Fake news" 😂
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
@@Sam_Ardern_II fake news
…… That wasn’t Jesus sketched next to Trump…… That was Conan, the librarian…
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
James is a national treasure and should be protected at all cost😂😂😂
Ooh it is soo good to have you guys back!!!❤❤❤
Please can we have more from that guy behind James who was laughing so hard he was crying. I died watching him.
“Scarecrow in a Speedo”? 😂 wtf writers, dust the cobwebs off! 🤣🤣🤦♀️
This may be the first time Matt Gaetz has screwed an adult.
0:20 Hello ❣️ Jimmy, we're glad your show is back on the air. We love you and the guests you invite. Best regards ❤️
I had 7 years of German lessons in school and I have absolutely ZERO idea what he said. Haha
LOVE the James first time cue card bits! 😆
Welcome back! Some SANITY at last!
He was so funny, bring him back I laughed until I cried.
James' german is so good he translated 'belly button' on the fly, impressive
I'd have loved to hear him read "Bauchnabel"
So so glad you are back
Having a fictional character next to you while in court because of making up fictional financial statements 🤦♂️
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
Oh, poor James! But I love it! LOL
2nd day back, and they already prank James 😂
Is Jesus his co-defendant or his lawyer??🤣🤣💙🐾
hey, kevin lasted for 18 scaramuccis
So glad you are back!
That wasn't Jesus, it was the homeless guy outside the courthouse. The sketch artist used some "poetic license."
Paris infested with bedbugs oh la la 😂😂 no More fashion week
You choose the right time to be back... TRIALS, TRIALS, more TRIALS, and a few other things.
Did I tell you there are trials?
I missed Jimmy and the band. So talented.
Oh come on Jimmy, you should just keep calling it WeTweet in _spite_ of Elon!
"Oh my Dad". 😂😂
Ooh! Ooooh! I forgot! Now who does mtg have to start sucking up to? Hopefully this will stop her from pretending to be the SOTH. Although it is funny when she gets majorly laughed at while asking for decorum! I nearly wet my pants when I saw that! I love to see it over and over!
trump. He is the Speaker. Qevin was In name only.
Love James!!! Legend!
Love James from the Roots! So funny😂😂
"We Tweet" has become "We Post" 😂
Well Twitter is no longer Twitter, it’s X so I guess you can’t tweet without twitter. 😂
Haha I noticed it immediately, so lame! Can't they just continue to call it Twitter like the rest of us?
@@scopace314 personally, im phasing it out of my life completely. Elon is unhinged 😂
@@scopace314same. I hate it. They should just drop the segment
We X-creet sounds like a fun title, though.
Stop giving the social media platform formerly known as Twitter free advertising. It's no longer cool and it *_deserves to DIE!_* Make it a post everywhere BUT there...
My word give up for Shampange James 😅😅😅
I am really glad you are back Jimmy fallen.
🎶"What if God was one of us"🎶 He sure as hell wouldn't be sitting on the Trump Side of the table!! 😮
I just realized that it has been five months since I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit.
WeTweet sounds way better than WePost 😢
Good one James! I really enjoyed that skit.
James hat das garnicht so schlecht gemacht mit dem Deutsch lesen , noch ein bisschen Übung und er hat es drauf ..
@BetteLouWho that's really cooL .. I hope it will be useful to you in the Future , somehow 😉👍🏻
Good job McCarthy! Speaker for less time than almost any before you. Now the Ultra Maga has fully taken the Republican party. VOTE!
BIDEN 2024🇺🇸
Biden/Fetterman 2024 - It’s a no brainer.
@@Riclmnopp The Republican front runner is going to prison and one of his supporters is making fun of a guy who's recovering from a stroke? It tracks but dam you people are scumbags. It genuinely makes me sick that I have to share a country with you.
Your in for rude awakening next year
@baphometfathom5348 😂 please son...get a new life and move to Russia
@@davidmorton4626 insults that’s all you have lil bro
Welcome back, Jimmy!
I'm German. I didn't understand anything.
Jimmmmmaaaaee!!!🎉🎉
I'm so happy late-night talk host show ate back ,this is so F^@&#÷$ 😮😂😂
That's good stuff although the Paris skit went over my head😢
It’s crazy the tonight show has over 30 million subscribers, big spike after the strike.
Always been like that…
Yes James! I've missed that
This is the best the writers can come up with after being off for 5 months ? This show needs ( Jay Leno no doubt )
I am so embarrassed by our entire government!
Amen. Every single Democrat and Republican willing to increase the debt needs to be prosecuted for fraud.
Did anyone read the Rolling Stone article on this guy? He has " I'll treated " his female employees , and refuses to speak anything about it
I’m embarrassed by this show
Posting on 'X' is called 'excretions' !😁😉
It’s great to be back
I missed this so much
I love James
BOOO for the Kylie reference we dont wanna hear about the kartrashians
Again it is so good to see Fallon triumphed over allegations of that toxic workplace negativity brought against him.
He must be a truly changed man like Paul after Saul.
Here's a salute to a man who has the courage to admit his wrongs, apologized and regain the trust and cooperation of the very people who charged him.
This is a strong man.
Can we take it for granted that there's no residue of negative emotions and no plans afoot to be taken out upon those writers who spoke out?
I love the adam sandler nod in that song!!
I want James to read Klingon next. :)
Oh my dad! 😂😂😂😂
6:24 Best part
James is my hero. Ja.
3:20 EW! 😂
The bit with James went on too long.
Didn't miss you.
Duuuuude! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Haaaaaa
❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
Still need a segment about the crying room where interns and assistants would go cry because of Jimmy.
Why am i seeing this Dope!? Go away!!!!!!
Darn we tweet sounds so much better
Oh, how I've missed James.
Jesus only went to court once and was crucified... If the same happens to Trump, so be it.
Really? When was that, pray tell.
@@loveforeignaccents When Pontius Pilate asked the people who should be pardoned Jesus or Barabbas, and the crowd yelled out free Barabbas! (The 1953 movie called ‘The Robe’ features this scene. This is also mentioned in all four Gospels.
@@loveforeignaccentsholy hell how do you Not know this?😅
@@sammcturk8898 Never saw the aforementioned movie, nor read the Bible.
@sammcturk8898. You know there are people who don't follow two thousand year old fiction ... right?
Great episode! I much prefer the old name though, WeTweet. I do know why the name was changed. I just wish it didn't have to be.
It’s not Twitter anymore, it’s X. They don’t tweet.
the url is still 'twitter'. so that's the sites name, and we still tweet. - like meta corp and facebook.
@@davidslayer thank you for giving the perfect answer to why I no longer post on X.
No problem there: "We X-creet"...
Or did they change the platform?
Jesus saw that and said: I said Get behind me Satan and the Devil did just so.
I'll be Speaker of the House, put my name in the "hat".
UMM, you can't whisper to your UBER EATS driver cuz they pick up your order and deliver to you duh!! without you in the vehicle.
🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 🙌 😊❤
no thanks
Don't be so mean to James, but it was hilarious 😂
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Anyone else in the country would have already been locked up for talking as much shit as he has.
Witness tampering
Talking about public officials.
Not 1st amendment shit.
Lock his as up.
M.A.G.A. making attorney's get attorney's😊
Five months off and your writers still couldn’t come up with something better than the horrible wetweet segment…
I miss We Tweet!
I have never used uber eats, I live to far in the boonies.
Welcomeback👍👍
What is the original song that they used to make the WePost/WeTweet intro song? I recognize it but can't narrow it down. I like it.
man, i'm german speaking and I JUST DID NOT recognise the language james tried (emphasis on TRIED) to read:D:D
These writers got lazy during the strike. The worst two monologues this show have ever had have been Mon and Tues. Everyone is doing so well.
I was hoping they would do away with Repost. It's stupid.
I never thought Jesus was a 6'5" tall. 😅
Did he also say he was 6'3? 😮😊😅😂
Wow! Ya know, you should not let this get to you, they are the uneducated & if it wasn’t a terrorist attack, then what was it? You be you and continue to speak the truth as you see it. I wish I could join, but I’m unable to afford it on my fixed income.