Christmas Special 2022 - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson
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- No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
★ MERCHANDISE
nomorejockeys.com
★ PLAYERS
• Alex Horne: watch Taskmaster and The Horne Section TV Show on Channel 4: channel4.com/p.... + channel4.com/p....
• Tim Key: Mulberry - on tour: www.plosive.co....
• Mark Watson: Access comedy festival: www.nextupcome...
♫ MUSIC
Troika (Prokofiev)
The Nutcracker, Op. 71a (Tchaikovsky)
Sleigh Ride (Anderson/ Parish)
We Wish You a Merry Christmas
► VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
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It's a Christmas surprise! Thanks for watching our silly game. Have a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. x
This is the one thing I wanted for Christmooooos. Thanks ATL !
Best first play ever. Merry Christmas! Love you! Thank you💗💗💗💗💗
All time classic start. Merry Christmas to all!
Avoiding my family, sitting on the toilet watching this. Merry Christmas.
🎉 what a great surprise! Happy days and 2023!
when you think about it, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if there was a surprise episode for christmas this year
Was thinking the same thing, I wouldn't mind it at all.
Good news, there is!
Horne's synchronised barking was spectacular
Good acting indeed.
50 years ago that could be a comic's entire act. Worthy of the Palladium.
Walking on Stewart Lee being associated with food, and that food being Bacon and not Herring, is certainly an interesting twist.
I knew I'd missed another foodstuff that Lee was associated with.
Was just about to post the same thing!!
I was expecting Pear Cider
ah jockeys, answering life's big questions such as "is being covered in bacon an affiliation with food" and "can you get your head in Crawley"
Stew Lee has also done shows called Much A-Stew About Nothing. And he abbreviates his name to Stew. And on TMWRNJ the King (or Queen) of the show was often given or offered Golden Grahams. And in Fist of Fun there was the sketch about the Shrewsbury Pie Pie. And that's before I get on to the real Rod Hull and jelly. And I saw Baconface live. There is more, but I'm not going to name another. Watto had to walk.
Also Stew has definitely seen Madness live. Mind you, that's a moot point as it didn't become a category until Horne took his next turn.
@@IAMPLEDGE The category was close affiliation with A food. Singular. So many affiliations with all the different foods you listed make it seem that none of these affiliations is a close one.
Rachel Horne! The 4th guest star we've had so far, after Dinky Donk, Mark Brown, and Watson's boy.
Watson's Boy is always a potential banana skin
Are we not calling Pineapple Man, Loky or 'The Mouse' guest stars now? Also, I believe Coop made a surprise cameo in an early set.
This is Coop erasure. Seen once and heard many times. Can YOU say the same about Watto's boy? (big can)
And Loky of course!
The Mouse is going to be very upset reading this
The reveal that Bridget Christie’s midwifery was on the radio - meaning she almost definitely wasn’t with a real newborn - was a real unexpected twist. Utterly unhinged play from Key, on this most special of days. Hope you all have a merry (when you think about it) Christmas!
utterly fitting as we were all celebrating the birth of an imaginary baby.
I also then love his defence that he didn’t touch Bogle because it wasn’t him, rather it was his character - the same way Bridget wouldn’t have touched the baby, but the characters she was playing 😂
Playing this game with Key is likely to give you an existential crisis eventually.
"What does it mean to be *in* something?"
"Well, what *is* touching?"
Does a spider have a heart?
@@valerieholt4057 does a spider have eight soles?
Can a horse meet a person?
That was a generous walk.
And I don't mean it as a compliment :D
That was a SHIT walk
I think that's what people will say
@@peacefulpaul Shit walk
Hearing Key & Horne chanting "Lick it!" in unison and Mark obligingly doing just that is definitely one of my Christmas highlights so far. Merry Christmas everyone!
Mark seems very quick to give in to peer pressure in many episodes.
I found about this game a couple hours ago. I'm Brazilian and don't know about 80% of the people named by the trio but they're so funny, I'm almost always confused but amused
When you think about it, watching a surprise NMJ before going to see your family is a perfect start to the day.
@@bobbybolivia its not an if at all
Family?
The boys really got their heads in Crawley for this one.
Why didn't anyone spot CAPtain Rik. It was a straight red card on putting your head in it
@@PatrickJConnor wasn’t it surnames only?
when Watto said shall i bring a sack into it. i thought to myself, not your boy again.
Boy-s
Half an hour of bickering. Perfect for Christmas Day. Don't mind it at all.
The "big if" debacle is one of my new favourite Jockeys moments ever.
Tim's new definition of "find an image on the internet" is interesting 😂 I think anyone can create an image of anything with words...
If you can find an image on the internet by creating the image in your head with words, does that mean someone in Crawley using the internet is basically in your head?
Some absolute classic Key heel-digging in this. You have to respect it.
It makes me really cross!
The Bridget Christie challenge is legendary. What a lovely Christmas gift indeed. Thanks much from below the line. Merry Christmas all.
It's the most outlandish challenge ever! Basically "I know it, trust me" haha 😂
I also then love his defence that he didn’t touch Bogle because it wasn’t him, rather it was his character - the same way Bridget wouldn’t have touched the baby, but the characters she was playing 😂
@@lowricusack4635 It’s even worse than that. Tim is saying he’s creating an image using words, not that he is a witness to the event. Because there is no event where Bridget Christie is holding a baby in the show Tim is claiming as a source because it was a RADIO SHOW. Not even some panto/theatre/playacting thing where she could have been holding a fake baby, but a radio show in which all narrative events only exist through dialogue and sound effects. It’s the most absurd challenge we’ve seen so far. And it was absolutely entertaining 😂😂
🎶God bless these Jockey Gentleman,
Let nothing them dismay,
The Captain of Industry was born upon this day.🎶
This is a delight
@@peacefulpaul Thanks. Should have written more but was distracted by chocolate!
I would urge everyone to stick around until the very end of the video.
Happy Christmas ❄🎄
I know you're referring to the aggravated assault on a toy but ALSO today is a great reason to donate to Crisis. Except that it is a costly time of year, so it would be fair to set a reminder for 3 months time to make a delayed seasonal donation
@@Lastielion It is a very good point, Crisis very much deserves the support. And it is definitely a costly month for a lot of us, so I will aim to donate in the new year.
🎶Who do you get at Christmas, who do you get at Christmas time ? You get three lovely guys as a Christmas surprise 🎶
You get people telling outright lies about where you can put your head at Christmas time 🎵
@@peacefulpaul like Beatrix Potter and the otter you can stick your head right up Crawley.
Whom*
Hello to everyone else having an absolutely faeces christmas and this surprise arrival has been the highlight of their day ♥over
Very happy to say that despite laughing to the point of tears at the Biggest Big If discussion, there was in fact, no blood. Wonderful little christmas gift!
What a lovely surprise! Merry Christmas to all ATL and BTL.
“Lifeguard, there’s a boy drowning at the bottom of the pool!”
“It’s fine he can still breathe, his head’s not in the water”
Delightful gift, lads! Thank you very much! This was a wonderful way to kick off Christmas. I hope it’s been a good one for you too! ❤️
This is the best place to go to escape your family on christmas
Key's challenging was absolutely hilarious on the newborn baby stuff! Horne's anger was equally hilarious
Poetic justice demands that having one's head in Crawley does in fact catch on as a way to describe extremely silly justifications for not walking. Very good fun though!
WE NEED a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2023 PRETTY PLEASE SIRS !!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🙏🙏🙏
I love Tim Key's Late Night Poetry Programme! Hope he writes more of it. Thank you for this delightful surprise while I'm waiting out this snow bomb here in Nebraska ❤
It might be because it's Christmas but Tim Quay's face has me crying laughing. I'm so thankful we got Key instead.
Absolutely loved to see Rachel Horne.
Thanks for this, a lovely surprise! Especially because I know you are all so busy, what with Mark being a successful touring comedian, Tim slaving away as task consultant, and Alex having to wash Greg's legs.
It's been a while since we saw a new installment of "Mark Watson confused by the way light sources work"
ITS A CHRISTMAS BLEEDIN MIRACLE
Don't mind Key as a grumpy elf
Is Horne actually just good at breakfast cereals or did he record the off menu podcast episode on the same day as this?
A surprise NMJ! Merry Christmas to all ATL and BTL
Don't mind the post credits bonus at all, over.
Cannot believe Watson walked on that!
ah yes, if there's one thing I associate with Stewart Lee it's his one-off standup character from 2013
Big if
Fantastic episode. Oddly, when you think about it, not the first time this year Watto's got his sack out during an episode.
It’s a Christmas miracle!! Cheers for this lads!
Utterly utterly brilliant. Thanks chaps, and merry Christmas.
Horne deserves an award for his facial expressions throughout the game today
Merry Christmas gents! Have a great day all!
Thank you . What a lovely present.
Lovely bit of walking there. And I don’t mean that as a compliment.
A Christmas miracle!
Thanks guys. 🤗
A fantastically enjoyable way to start the day before the stress of preparing the meal begins.
that was a very generous walk watto!
Still waiting for the new ones(
I was on Horne's side but then I looked this up....
Stool
1. a seat without a back or arms, typically resting on three or four legs or on a single pedestal.
First definition from Oxford dictionary.
Really cheered me up thanks, kids both have Covid so wont be coming over now so I needed that!
That's rough. At least they're being responsible and hopefully you still had a nice day. Merry Christmas.
What I love about the Bridget Christie discussion is we find out Mark & Alex don't listen to Tim's radio show.
Priceless arguing of definitions - wonderful fun. Thanks for all the laughs, hope you all had a great Christmas and find time for NMJ in 2023 for all of us BTL. Great encore too !
Thanks for this lads, so nice to see you! Merry Christmas xx
It really would be lovely if this returned, even if it was brief!
Petition for a photo of Alex lying down with ONLY his head past a 'Welcome to Crawley' sign
35 minutes of Key being a contrary brat and Horne barely concealing his annoyance 🤣🤣
Thank you for the gift, boys! NMJ has been another brilliant 2022 discovery for me. 🥰🥰
I also just discovered NMJ a few months ago and have been obsessively watching all the 'old' games & sets. This Christmas NMJ was the first one I watched promptly upon release- and can't wait for more!
Mert-y Christmas to all both below and above the line.
For Mark to walk, and then Key to stay in for not being able to get your head in Crawley, and not touching someone that touched him is interesting 😂
and correct when you really think about it.
Loved Alex’s Loki (Lottie?) impression, it was spot on! Perhaps it’s a full moon.
I think it's Lockey
@@bearhustler I am a Rodney Plonker
@@johnjames2397 Dont worry, treat yourself to a fun and laughter bar, it's a caramel cuddle wrapped in a chocolate hug.
OMG A SURPRISE NMJ!! thank you ATL :D
Quay with an absent minded, immediate Crackle is Peak Quay
I cannot believe I saw the Bridget Christie challenge with my own eyes
That post credit scene is worthy of the MCU. 😅
OK, its officially Christmas now! I'm so excited by this!! Happy Christmas to you three Kings of festivity and cheer and madness. I love you all, both B and A the L. More in the New year please! ❤️ 🎅 🎅 🎅
I think if Tim described images as interpretations in our heads.... Often our eyes take reflections and lights to form an image, but we also can have images created in our minds from audio input. Think about listening to the archers, or a piece of music from a film, images flood your mind!
I thought about the old 'late night poetry' when he said Christie. Great episode.
Merry Christmas
Cheers me dears, merry Christmas
Very sorry I watched this after Christmas dinner so I couldn't introduce the mind-boggling question of "can you get your head in Crawley?"
Yay. Merry Christmas!
Happy Holidays all!!
I don't mind "Merry Gentlemen"
MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and yours!! This was a lovely surprise! ❤ Thank you St. Nick & the NMJ Team! 🎅 Have a very happy New Year!
(I 100% picked up a panettone because of Tim Key this Christmas. Mine's quince flavoured.)
Thank you for this Christmas gift, love you guys, merry Christmas to you and your families
Tim Quay looks like Robert De Niro (while waiting)
Merry Christmas all above and below the line. I enjoyed this so much "My head was in Crawley" As they say around here.
Aw you guys. This is exactly what I wanted for Christmas. This... and a VHS of Phil Cool.
Challenge. You could definitely draw eyes in Phil Cool's surname.
Brilliant. Thanks guys. I'm going to pop along to Crawley and see if I can stick my head in it.
I've lived in Crawley for 5 years, but still waiting for my head to get in here.
@@ColinHall That's what he said!
A friend of mine works in a newsagents in Orkney and he heard that for the Christmas they are working on a documentary about NMJ. Chronicling the intense training, the rivalries and the accusations of drug use in the sport. I hope its true, it would be amazing to see behind the curtain of the world's best athletes.
Hoping for another this Xmas! Watching this on Xmas last year was great (and ive watched a dozen times since!)
Watto's new place looks great. Love the skylight! Excellent!
Gave to Crisis - thanks for all the fun this year, ATL.
So much to ❤ in this episode! Merry Xmas to us all. 😁
That is a christmas cracker JOKE of a walk from Watto. No way in any universe is it worth walking off that. It's like the opposite Hogan/Black walk, or (almost instantly demonstrated) any of Keys ridiculous arguments for or against walking. Merry Christmas NMJ crew.
yay a christmas miracle! thank you! love you!
It was a lovely little Christmas present
Merry Christmas 🎄
that stool chat stressed me out
Who do you get at Christmas? Please, in 2023, let the answer once again be Key, Watto and Horne! @NoMoreJockeys
The Christmas blessing the world needs right now!
Merry Christmas and thank you to all at NMJ!
But if the bin were already laden then there wouldn't be enough room to fit your head in. You'd have empty out the surname so it became bin unladen.
"Crawley's a fucking metropolis."
Yeeeeeesss what a christmas present 💕🤗💕
Captain Rick? Weird, they just mentioned that obscure reference on offmenu....oh
Alex's Off Menu was very odd. Poor Rachel 🤣
Mark, that was a generous walk
Such a generous walk from Watto