The reveal that Bridget Christie’s midwifery was on the radio - meaning she almost definitely wasn’t with a real newborn - was a real unexpected twist. Utterly unhinged play from Key, on this most special of days. Hope you all have a merry (when you think about it) Christmas!
I also then love his defence that he didn’t touch Bogle because it wasn’t him, rather it was his character - the same way Bridget wouldn’t have touched the baby, but the characters she was playing 😂
Hearing Key & Horne chanting "Lick it!" in unison and Mark obligingly doing just that is definitely one of my Christmas highlights so far. Merry Christmas everyone!
Playing this game with Key is likely to give you an existential crisis eventually. "What does it mean to be *in* something?" "Well, what *is* touching?"
Stew Lee has also done shows called Much A-Stew About Nothing. And he abbreviates his name to Stew. And on TMWRNJ the King (or Queen) of the show was often given or offered Golden Grahams. And in Fist of Fun there was the sketch about the Shrewsbury Pie Pie. And that's before I get on to the real Rod Hull and jelly. And I saw Baconface live. There is more, but I'm not going to name another. Watto had to walk. Also Stew has definitely seen Madness live. Mind you, that's a moot point as it didn't become a category until Horne took his next turn.
@@IAMPLEDGE The category was close affiliation with A food. Singular. So many affiliations with all the different foods you listed make it seem that none of these affiliations is a close one.
If you can find an image on the internet by creating the image in your head with words, does that mean someone in Crawley using the internet is basically in your head?
I also then love his defence that he didn’t touch Bogle because it wasn’t him, rather it was his character - the same way Bridget wouldn’t have touched the baby, but the characters she was playing 😂
@@lowricusack4635 It’s even worse than that. Tim is saying he’s creating an image using words, not that he is a witness to the event. Because there is no event where Bridget Christie is holding a baby in the show Tim is claiming as a source because it was a RADIO SHOW. Not even some panto/theatre/playacting thing where she could have been holding a fake baby, but a radio show in which all narrative events only exist through dialogue and sound effects. It’s the most absurd challenge we’ve seen so far. And it was absolutely entertaining 😂😂
I found about this game a couple hours ago. I'm Brazilian and don't know about 80% of the people named by the trio but they're so funny, I'm almost always confused but amused
Very happy to say that despite laughing to the point of tears at the Biggest Big If discussion, there was in fact, no blood. Wonderful little christmas gift!
I know you're referring to the aggravated assault on a toy but ALSO today is a great reason to donate to Crisis. Except that it is a costly time of year, so it would be fair to set a reminder for 3 months time to make a delayed seasonal donation
@@Lastielion It is a very good point, Crisis very much deserves the support. And it is definitely a costly month for a lot of us, so I will aim to donate in the new year.
Thanks for this, a lovely surprise! Especially because I know you are all so busy, what with Mark being a successful touring comedian, Tim slaving away as task consultant, and Alex having to wash Greg's legs.
I love Tim Key's Late Night Poetry Programme! Hope he writes more of it. Thank you for this delightful surprise while I'm waiting out this snow bomb here in Nebraska ❤
Poetic justice demands that having one's head in Crawley does in fact catch on as a way to describe extremely silly justifications for not walking. Very good fun though!
Priceless arguing of definitions - wonderful fun. Thanks for all the laughs, hope you all had a great Christmas and find time for NMJ in 2023 for all of us BTL. Great encore too !
OK, its officially Christmas now! I'm so excited by this!! Happy Christmas to you three Kings of festivity and cheer and madness. I love you all, both B and A the L. More in the New year please! ❤️ 🎅 🎅 🎅
I was on Horne's side but then I looked this up.... Stool 1. a seat without a back or arms, typically resting on three or four legs or on a single pedestal. First definition from Oxford dictionary.
35 minutes of Key being a contrary brat and Horne barely concealing his annoyance 🤣🤣 Thank you for the gift, boys! NMJ has been another brilliant 2022 discovery for me. 🥰🥰
I also just discovered NMJ a few months ago and have been obsessively watching all the 'old' games & sets. This Christmas NMJ was the first one I watched promptly upon release- and can't wait for more!
That is a christmas cracker JOKE of a walk from Watto. No way in any universe is it worth walking off that. It's like the opposite Hogan/Black walk, or (almost instantly demonstrated) any of Keys ridiculous arguments for or against walking. Merry Christmas NMJ crew.
I think if Tim described images as interpretations in our heads.... Often our eyes take reflections and lights to form an image, but we also can have images created in our minds from audio input. Think about listening to the archers, or a piece of music from a film, images flood your mind! I thought about the old 'late night poetry' when he said Christie. Great episode. Merry Christmas
It's a Christmas surprise! Thanks for watching our silly game. Have a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. x
This is the one thing I wanted for Christmooooos. Thanks ATL !
Best first play ever. Merry Christmas! Love you! Thank you💗💗💗💗💗
All time classic start. Merry Christmas to all!
Avoiding my family, sitting on the toilet watching this. Merry Christmas.
🎉 what a great surprise! Happy days and 2023!
when you think about it, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world if there was a surprise episode for christmas this year
Was thinking the same thing, I wouldn't mind it at all.
Good news, there is!
Horne's synchronised barking was spectacular
Good acting indeed.
50 years ago that could be a comic's entire act. Worthy of the Palladium.
Walking on Stewart Lee being associated with food, and that food being Bacon and not Herring, is certainly an interesting twist.
I knew I'd missed another foodstuff that Lee was associated with.
Was just about to post the same thing!!
I was expecting Pear Cider
That was a generous walk.
And I don't mean it as a compliment :D
That was a SHIT walk
I think that's what people will say
@@peacefulpaul Shit walk
Rachel Horne! The 4th guest star we've had so far, after Dinky Donk, Mark Brown, and Watson's boy.
Watson's Boy is always a potential banana skin
Are we not calling Pineapple Man, Loky or 'The Mouse' guest stars now? Also, I believe Coop made a surprise cameo in an early set.
This is Coop erasure. Seen once and heard many times. Can YOU say the same about Watto's boy? (big can)
And Loky of course!
The Mouse is going to be very upset reading this
The reveal that Bridget Christie’s midwifery was on the radio - meaning she almost definitely wasn’t with a real newborn - was a real unexpected twist. Utterly unhinged play from Key, on this most special of days. Hope you all have a merry (when you think about it) Christmas!
utterly fitting as we were all celebrating the birth of an imaginary baby.
I also then love his defence that he didn’t touch Bogle because it wasn’t him, rather it was his character - the same way Bridget wouldn’t have touched the baby, but the characters she was playing 😂
Hearing Key & Horne chanting "Lick it!" in unison and Mark obligingly doing just that is definitely one of my Christmas highlights so far. Merry Christmas everyone!
Mark seems very quick to give in to peer pressure in many episodes.
Playing this game with Key is likely to give you an existential crisis eventually.
"What does it mean to be *in* something?"
"Well, what *is* touching?"
Does a spider have a heart?
@@valerieholt4057 does a spider have eight soles?
Can a horse meet a person?
When you think about it, watching a surprise NMJ before going to see your family is a perfect start to the day.
@@bobbybolivia its not an if at all
Family?
ah jockeys, answering life's big questions such as "is being covered in bacon an affiliation with food" and "can you get your head in Crawley"
Stew Lee has also done shows called Much A-Stew About Nothing. And he abbreviates his name to Stew. And on TMWRNJ the King (or Queen) of the show was often given or offered Golden Grahams. And in Fist of Fun there was the sketch about the Shrewsbury Pie Pie. And that's before I get on to the real Rod Hull and jelly. And I saw Baconface live. There is more, but I'm not going to name another. Watto had to walk.
Also Stew has definitely seen Madness live. Mind you, that's a moot point as it didn't become a category until Horne took his next turn.
@@IAMPLEDGE The category was close affiliation with A food. Singular. So many affiliations with all the different foods you listed make it seem that none of these affiliations is a close one.
The "big if" debacle is one of my new favourite Jockeys moments ever.
when Watto said shall i bring a sack into it. i thought to myself, not your boy again.
Boy-s
Tim's new definition of "find an image on the internet" is interesting 😂 I think anyone can create an image of anything with words...
If you can find an image on the internet by creating the image in your head with words, does that mean someone in Crawley using the internet is basically in your head?
Half an hour of bickering. Perfect for Christmas Day. Don't mind it at all.
The Bridget Christie challenge is legendary. What a lovely Christmas gift indeed. Thanks much from below the line. Merry Christmas all.
It's the most outlandish challenge ever! Basically "I know it, trust me" haha 😂
I also then love his defence that he didn’t touch Bogle because it wasn’t him, rather it was his character - the same way Bridget wouldn’t have touched the baby, but the characters she was playing 😂
@@lowricusack4635 It’s even worse than that. Tim is saying he’s creating an image using words, not that he is a witness to the event. Because there is no event where Bridget Christie is holding a baby in the show Tim is claiming as a source because it was a RADIO SHOW. Not even some panto/theatre/playacting thing where she could have been holding a fake baby, but a radio show in which all narrative events only exist through dialogue and sound effects. It’s the most absurd challenge we’ve seen so far. And it was absolutely entertaining 😂😂
Some absolute classic Key heel-digging in this. You have to respect it.
It makes me really cross!
I found about this game a couple hours ago. I'm Brazilian and don't know about 80% of the people named by the trio but they're so funny, I'm almost always confused but amused
Don't mind the post credits bonus at all, over.
🎶God bless these Jockey Gentleman,
Let nothing them dismay,
The Captain of Industry was born upon this day.🎶
This is a delight
@@peacefulpaul Thanks. Should have written more but was distracted by chocolate!
🎶Who do you get at Christmas, who do you get at Christmas time ? You get three lovely guys as a Christmas surprise 🎶
You get people telling outright lies about where you can put your head at Christmas time 🎵
@@peacefulpaul like Beatrix Potter and the otter you can stick your head right up Crawley.
Whom*
What a lovely surprise! Merry Christmas to all ATL and BTL.
Very happy to say that despite laughing to the point of tears at the Biggest Big If discussion, there was in fact, no blood. Wonderful little christmas gift!
I would urge everyone to stick around until the very end of the video.
Happy Christmas ❄🎄
I know you're referring to the aggravated assault on a toy but ALSO today is a great reason to donate to Crisis. Except that it is a costly time of year, so it would be fair to set a reminder for 3 months time to make a delayed seasonal donation
@@Lastielion It is a very good point, Crisis very much deserves the support. And it is definitely a costly month for a lot of us, so I will aim to donate in the new year.
Hello to everyone else having an absolutely faeces christmas and this surprise arrival has been the highlight of their day ♥over
Key's challenging was absolutely hilarious on the newborn baby stuff! Horne's anger was equally hilarious
Delightful gift, lads! Thank you very much! This was a wonderful way to kick off Christmas. I hope it’s been a good one for you too! ❤️
Thanks for this, a lovely surprise! Especially because I know you are all so busy, what with Mark being a successful touring comedian, Tim slaving away as task consultant, and Alex having to wash Greg's legs.
Absolutely loved to see Rachel Horne.
ITS A CHRISTMAS BLEEDIN MIRACLE
WE NEED a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2023 PRETTY PLEASE SIRS !!!!!!!🥰🥰🥰🙏🙏🙏
I love Tim Key's Late Night Poetry Programme! Hope he writes more of it. Thank you for this delightful surprise while I'm waiting out this snow bomb here in Nebraska ❤
Poetic justice demands that having one's head in Crawley does in fact catch on as a way to describe extremely silly justifications for not walking. Very good fun though!
This is the best place to go to escape your family on christmas
Cannot believe Watson walked on that!
It’s a Christmas miracle!! Cheers for this lads!
Don't mind Key as a grumpy elf
that was a very generous walk watto!
Thank you . What a lovely present.
Utterly utterly brilliant. Thanks chaps, and merry Christmas.
Who do you get at Christmas? Please, in 2023, let the answer once again be Key, Watto and Horne! @NoMoreJockeys
The Christmas blessing the world needs right now!
Thanks guys. 🤗
A fantastically enjoyable way to start the day before the stress of preparing the meal begins.
It might be because it's Christmas but Tim Quay's face has me crying laughing. I'm so thankful we got Key instead.
A surprise NMJ! Merry Christmas to all ATL and BTL
Merry Christmas gents! Have a great day all!
Horne deserves an award for his facial expressions throughout the game today
Is Horne actually just good at breakfast cereals or did he record the off menu podcast episode on the same day as this?
Really cheered me up thanks, kids both have Covid so wont be coming over now so I needed that!
That's rough. At least they're being responsible and hopefully you still had a nice day. Merry Christmas.
A Christmas miracle!
Thanks for this lads, so nice to see you! Merry Christmas xx
Petition for a photo of Alex lying down with ONLY his head past a 'Welcome to Crawley' sign
Lovely bit of walking there. And I don’t mean that as a compliment.
ah yes, if there's one thing I associate with Stewart Lee it's his one-off standup character from 2013
Big if
Yay. Merry Christmas!
Priceless arguing of definitions - wonderful fun. Thanks for all the laughs, hope you all had a great Christmas and find time for NMJ in 2023 for all of us BTL. Great encore too !
Brilliant. Thanks guys. I'm going to pop along to Crawley and see if I can stick my head in it.
I've lived in Crawley for 5 years, but still waiting for my head to get in here.
@@ColinHall That's what he said!
Fantastic episode. Oddly, when you think about it, not the first time this year Watto's got his sack out during an episode.
Mark, that was a generous walk
yay a christmas miracle! thank you! love you!
OK, its officially Christmas now! I'm so excited by this!! Happy Christmas to you three Kings of festivity and cheer and madness. I love you all, both B and A the L. More in the New year please! ❤️ 🎅 🎅 🎅
Quay with an absent minded, immediate Crackle is Peak Quay
It's been a while since we saw a new installment of "Mark Watson confused by the way light sources work"
And a lovely new addition; "Mark Watson doesn't know what his torso is"
It really would be lovely if this returned, even if it was brief!
Mert-y Christmas to all both below and above the line.
Loved Alex’s Loki (Lottie?) impression, it was spot on! Perhaps it’s a full moon.
I think it's Lockey
@@bearhustler I am a Rodney Plonker
@@johnjames2397 Dont worry, treat yourself to a fun and laughter bar, it's a caramel cuddle wrapped in a chocolate hug.
I don't mind "Merry Gentlemen"
Hoping for another this Xmas! Watching this on Xmas last year was great (and ive watched a dozen times since!)
Merry Christmas and thank you to all at NMJ!
The Christmas Special has dropped! get your bets in now - Will Watson get his boy out on this festive day?
Only time will tell!
I was on Horne's side but then I looked this up....
Stool
1. a seat without a back or arms, typically resting on three or four legs or on a single pedestal.
First definition from Oxford dictionary.
Thank you for this Christmas gift, love you guys, merry Christmas to you and your families
OMG A SURPRISE NMJ!! thank you ATL :D
MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and yours!! This was a lovely surprise! ❤ Thank you St. Nick & the NMJ Team! 🎅 Have a very happy New Year!
(I 100% picked up a panettone because of Tim Key this Christmas. Mine's quince flavoured.)
Merry Christmas 🎄
Happy Holidays all!!
I cannot believe I saw the Bridget Christie challenge with my own eyes
Cheers me dears, merry Christmas
35 minutes of Key being a contrary brat and Horne barely concealing his annoyance 🤣🤣
Thank you for the gift, boys! NMJ has been another brilliant 2022 discovery for me. 🥰🥰
I also just discovered NMJ a few months ago and have been obsessively watching all the 'old' games & sets. This Christmas NMJ was the first one I watched promptly upon release- and can't wait for more!
So much to ❤ in this episode! Merry Xmas to us all. 😁
For Mark to walk, and then Key to stay in for not being able to get your head in Crawley, and not touching someone that touched him is interesting 😂
and correct when you really think about it.
That is a christmas cracker JOKE of a walk from Watto. No way in any universe is it worth walking off that. It's like the opposite Hogan/Black walk, or (almost instantly demonstrated) any of Keys ridiculous arguments for or against walking. Merry Christmas NMJ crew.
Aw you guys. This is exactly what I wanted for Christmas. This... and a VHS of Phil Cool.
Challenge. You could definitely draw eyes in Phil Cool's surname.
Watto's new place looks great. Love the skylight! Excellent!
It was a lovely little Christmas present
I think if Tim described images as interpretations in our heads.... Often our eyes take reflections and lights to form an image, but we also can have images created in our minds from audio input. Think about listening to the archers, or a piece of music from a film, images flood your mind!
I thought about the old 'late night poetry' when he said Christie. Great episode.
Merry Christmas
Such a generous walk from Watto
That was a LUDICROUS walk!
which one? I hope you don't mean Watto's. That was checkmate from Key.
@@IAMPLEDGE It was generous at best! Watto showing significant Xmas spirit 😁
“Lifeguard, there’s a boy drowning at the bottom of the pool!”
“It’s fine he can still breathe, his head’s not in the water”
Gave to Crisis - thanks for all the fun this year, ATL.
Captain Rick? Weird, they just mentioned that obscure reference on offmenu....oh
Alex's Off Menu was very odd. Poor Rachel 🤣
Thank you for this! So many laughs.
Merry Christmas all above and below the line. I enjoyed this so much "My head was in Crawley" As they say around here.
If u guys don't do one this year i WILL cry
*sigh*...small if
@@pooroldnostradamus :(
Yeeeeeesss what a christmas present 💕🤗💕
Merry Christmas to all ☺️
Thank you NMJ, and Merry Christmouse!
A wonderful surprise!!!
Bit of fun
Watto almost saying Aksac with his head IN A SACK.
Still waiting for the new ones(