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- / tweetsauce
/ electricpants
**The song at the end is “Infinite Cities” performed by The Bright Light Social Hour off of the album Space Is Still the Place courtesy of Frenchkiss Records: • The Bright Light Socia... "
Thanks to @atomcrafter on twitter for asking about pencil lead! / 539849245634097153
graphite: www.minerals.ne...
Rules of war video form the Red Cross: • What are the Rules of ...
Don Quixote quote: www.cliffsnotes...
Mook Chivalry: tvtropes.org/pm...
Environmental Convention: www.icrc.org/e...
Operation Popeye: • Operation Popeye - Wea...
Perfidy:
www.telegraph.c...
the actual text of the Geneva Convention about perfidy is here: en.wikipedia.or...
Rules of War links:
www.icrc.org/a...
en.wikipedia.or...
en.wikipedia.or...
Some remaining laws concerning love (marriage): www.nytimes.com...
undercover police can use fraudulent relationships: www.theguardian...
Spousal Privilege: en.wikipedia.or...
Other privileges: en.wikipedia.or...)
Homo Sapiens: *"homo" is related to "humus," though "human" more directly comes from "humus." "homo" means man/man-of-the-Earth dictionary.refe...
Sapience: io9.com/5961226...
I love how the video is named "Is All Fair In Love And War?" and 40sec in he already talking about pencils and video games..... and somehow we still get to the point of the video
ikr vsause is an ADD person's dream... and i am ADD lol
What he is trying to say about the video games still relate to the topic though which is amazing if you think about it, but I dont get what the pencil stone stuff he said means when relating to the video.
I was like......wtf? pencils? videogames? What drugs did he use, because I Want some
The video game bit made a bit of sense, because of how mook behaviour is following a certain "convention" despite being not completely efficient. Michael talks about easiest way to victory. The pencil bit is what I don't get.
LBM Goneplaid He said "Even if you write something with a pencil, it is technically still written in stone" or something like that. This might refer to a multitude of things he talked about like "laws of physics" or he might mean it a bit more metaphorical, like, we treat the laws of love/war as if they were written in stone, even though they aren't.
You can actually do a lot with the simple mention of the pencil. Stuff like this is why he's a genius.
The one man that won’t stretch a vid to 10:00 mins
random guy guy random He doesnt even say Subscribe And like If you enjoy in any of his videos . What a great guy
@@jackeronie6490 in our minds
I didn't even realise it was that short since his videos actually have content in every bit of it rather then stretching out jokes, making forced jokes and repeating himself.
Damn I watch to many news videos.
@@centiments11 Just because someone didn't say that, doesn't mean they're a great guy
edit: oops sorry i meant just because they said subscribe to my channel doesnt mean they're a great guy lol im so stupid
@@jackeronie6490 this vid was made 4 years ago
Q: Is all fair in love and war?
A: This is a pencil
That's honestly why i love Vsauce.
He can get so off topic at times. That's also why i love him to.
It is a magical wepon.
This is a pen.
this is a melon
This is John Wick
“Is all fair in love and war?”
Pencil lead is made of graphite, which is a non metal metallic mineral found in rock.
Yes.
Vsauce moment.
I asked for cheetos not fritos
Only on Vsauce
Translation - This channel is stupid.
"Why don't enemies just come right at you (in video games)?"
And thus, Dark Souls was born.
PRAISE THE SUN!
+Jim Bob i once said that in school and my teachers thought i was in a cult
Ahahahahahah
Yeah, that's what makes it such a great game. Outwardly, it seems random and chaotic, but when you slow down and look carefully, there is a distinct pattern.
YAY! It's like the last 30 years of gaming. But Again!?!?!?
I remember being a kid thinking "if I was a leader in war, I'd make all my men hide in ambulances and trojan horse the enemies" and couldn't understand why no one had thought of doing it before.
War criminal in training.
"My opponent has given many complicated plans for fixing the economy. Mine is simple. Has anybody tried walking into a bank and taking the money?"
It will only looks suspicious if you have like 4+ ambulances walking in 1 direction but other than that, calm down satan.
I bet as a kid you also thought we could just print more money to solve all problems lol
Considering I was about 6 at the time, I hardly understood money came from anywhere other than money trees
War is not about who is right, it is who is left
That's... oddly profound.
Invalide_Account well said my friend
310 IQ
"Who is Left"
After the slaughter
*SPEECH 100*
I miss these old school Vsauce videos....
Whenever I've had a bad day and am feeling a bit shitty.....I often watch these old videos.
It's almost like comfort food or a feel good movie.
Anyone else lol?
Yeah he seems to have gotten tired of making long interesting science videos. I usually like to watch Isaac Arthur, Godier, Event Horizon, & Cool Worlds for my science fix.
Everyone just posts “joke” comments thinking what they say is actually funny. Nowadays they can’t have a serious thought or conversation.
@@binx1847 What are "joke" comments?
@@JKTProductionzIncNCo Godier is the best
I know right!
Violating the Geneva convention only matters if you lose.
This is true.
@KnightHart I think there has been enough historical proof through the past 100 years it... really doesn't.
*cough* Vietnam. *cough*
Yes, for example, Churchill gave the order to use chemical and biological weapons on the Germans in WW2 if there were to be land invasion of the British mainland
KnightHart Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, (Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay,) Yemen, Crimea, the list goes on and nobody is prosecuted.
Chances are if people say that they're about to defend the Nazi's war crimes
"your spouse cannot be forced to testify against you"
time to marry everybody
Imagine all the divorce papers, though
So... basically Mormonism without the whole cult thing?
Just Derp hell yeah
@@justderp5713 nope. Say what you will about mormonism being a cult, they do not support polygamy
Eli Anderson, Fun Fact: Mormons had essentially taken over Utah territory by having an incredibly large population there (fun fact: half of all utahns today are mormons) and they fought a war with the federal government. Utah was prevented becoming a state until polygamy was outlawed and it finally was making it the 45th state in the US.
I always referred to mook chivalry as ‘the storm-trooper effect’.
metalfaust19 I’ll drink to that
"The Evil Goons Effect"
So quirkyyyy!!!!!
701st like
Storm-trooper syndrome: evil Will always miss the hero(excepcions are:skeletons and that One AEO attack the boss has)
2:40 that little clip of the person flicking the golfball into the hole is the perfect analogy. if you really wanted to win a game of golf, you would simply pick the ball up and put it in the hole. however, that wouldn’t be very rewarding, would it? We humans love to create artificial struggle because it makes us feel like our accomplishments are meaningful. such is the same for war.
Well, in Catch-22, some activity was described like this - it is like a sport, you will receive a golden medal for being the best in doing something absolutely useless.
fire in the hole
"Hey vsauce can you talk about the famous saying "All is fair in Love and War"
"Yeah but look at that damn pencil tho"
Why does this have 514 likes but no replies
@@silentfilms7459 *X-Files theme plays
YOU DIDN'T CLOSE THOSE FUCKING QUOTES!
Fo
He was making a metaphor. The conventions and rules of war and love, are written in stone, even tho they can broken. Like, graphite is basically stone. Writing something with it is erasable, but written in stone
Vsauce: why dont video game villains just run at yo--
*Skyrim Bandit: NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*
Very true.
But then the other bandits in the cave pretend they dont hear the commotion because they want to give the dragon born a fair fight.
You picked a bad time to get lost friend
@Elisabeth MacCurdy *STOP, YOU HAVE COMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE, WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?!*
wait, i know you!
2:02 When your friend Henry is about to do something stupid
1:58
The Sauciest Boss tf was the point of this time stamp lol
@@isaiahgoden2320 probably responded to the wrong thing?
The Sauciest Boss no, all you did was put a timestamp a few seconds before what Will was referring to
The Sauciest Boss What?
"Is all fair in Love is War?"
Well...
*Whoever falls in love first, loses*
"i am going to make you confess first!"
What the fuck is this from
@@MrMacchiato97 anime
@@LiterallyHeM thank you
now that the reference I want to find
is all fair in love and war?
30 seconds later, a pencil lead is made of carbon atoms
gamerx x
this channel gives me some refreshment. an understatement.
he did go back to the war thing though...that was just a fun fact :)
you can't say he's wrong
That s secret of his success
I thought that was an example but was pleasantly surprised
Im just gonna say what everyones thinking...... Vsauce doesnt post videos often enough.
Posting videos might lower the quality of them. I like Vsauce not becoming a sellout.
Yeah, it would be awesome to see a video from Michael every day.
But the amount of time it takes to come up with an idea, doing the appropriate research, writing a script, and recording and editing, is enormous.
I'm happy he takes the time he needs to make the videos what they are. That makes Vsauce, Vsauce. The waiting always sucks, but once he releases a new video you get all excited and you know you are going to love it :D
windinhishare Try doing these kinds of research-heavy videos yourself. See how it goes. Also he has a life, and I can tell that you don't.
Vsauce is here for the audience, not for the TH-cam money
quality > quantity
Hey Michael, did you know that the word Vsauce pronounced in english accent, sounds exatly the same as the word viisaus in finnish, which translates to wisdom or knowledge. What a funny coincident, or is it?
*mind explodes*
I'm almost certain he tweeted about this quite a while ago
What if he did it on purpose??
8-B1T Walkthrough i don't think it was, when he tweeted about it I'm sure he mentioned that he didn't know beforehand
Oh
I swear this guy can make staring at a white wall intresting
Thas recist >:(
@@zed7038 men mi resict
He did, for 3 days
Have you watched the Isolation episode of Mind Field?😂
A 9:59 minutes long video. You don't see that today
actually for me its 9:58
Yeah especially fortnite ytbers
RIP ad money
Everything’s fair.
Even 10-min adrev.
Not everything is fair un Yt my friend
We need an ICC for love: The International Court of Courting.
is your profile picture an arabic letter
@@ZachIDE btw the letter is ن
ICC is International Cricket council
International Color Consortium
International Coffee Compendium
Quoting Miguel de Cervantes: "Love is like Don Quixote, it only recovers its sanity when it's about to die"
I hadn't heard this quote before. thanks for passing on the knowledge!
fuckin deep dawg
Entendí esa referencia
DonQuixote Doflamingo
@@ToadRoasted llooll
Physical damage can be seen by everybody , but psychological damage can only be seen by those who feel others and not just see them
+This video is a masterpiece
50 seconds in... "How the hell did 'love and war' turn to pencil graphite?"
ikr
that's why Vsauce has my subscription :) fresh perspectives
He tries to go by the simple to the complicated for some people understand
Agreed weeeeell its Vsauce what do you expect.
Micheal loves tangents
Love...Love never changes...
ID tagged boys chasing ID tagged girls with ID tagged flowers..
Are you trying to quote Fallout? War: War NEVER changes!
+Harlley Gurrola he's paraphrasing.
+Cellkist I know this is irrelevant but by a glance idk how but I thought your picture was a swatstica lol
Bill Hackler That's intentional.
...and that's why storm troopers miss all the time, BECAUSE THEY'RE IN A MOVIE.
That's taking it too far though
Because they need to keep the targets alive.
Yeah, but if they miss absolutly all the time, it takes out the element of danger and thus, we do not feel any anxiety or fear for the protagonists. For it to be interesting, you have to make the ennemies do bad things a few times (preferably at the start of the movie) or make you think that they are very dangerous. You wouldn't feal any fear for a man with a chainsaw fighting a tree
Has science gone too far?
if all the james bond villains fight against an equal number of storm trooper, there would be 1% casuality each side after 5 day of shooting.
All casuality would be accidental suicide
Aka Akasaka said "love is war" and he proved it.
But since there are no Geneva Conventions for love, neutral reporters -pink haired ones in particular- often get used by the combatants for their own ends.
@@usernamemctypey428 and the inadvertent victims of these awful battles include a blue-haired otaku and a brown-haired defender of justice.
Coconspirator for these battles include a yellow-haired gal/maid/transvestite.
"Love is inevitable"
we'll see about that, michael
how r u rn. got anyone yet?
What he said^^^
we would like to know please
War is arguably more inevitable.
What Is this love word you keep speaking of
*_"You see, there is no Genova Convention for love._*
No im not crying, shut up
It's Geneva
It's Geneva
It's Geneva
I'm Genovian
It's Giorno Giovanna
"Whoever falls in love first, has lost."
♥️ is 🤺
anita dervishi Heart is Fencing
Whoever love most loses.
Is this fake deep?
@@lewisbaitup6352 No it was a quote from one show I watched. And tbh I find it quite true. It doesn't mean you lost the 'love' it just means you fell in love first lol.
"It's a violation of the laws of war to kill while pretending to be dead"
Japanese in ww2: No.
There was no convention before WW2. Americans used flamethrowers on the japanese but they're banned now.
@@dr.tafazzi i thought the geneva convention was created because of ww1?
@@Nai_101 look it up
@@dr.tafazzi land Mines are also banned now
@@james_kimpel so? You can’t ban something if nobody gives a crap
I found this somehow horrendously depressing and monumentally comforting simultaneously.
Egregriously
Angelo Zamudio hah egregious like your spelling?
+Patrick Grant yay for typos
+Yhetti64 I feel the exact same way
+Yhetti64 coz of the music
this is the color ID of Michael's forehead
#CE8E68
Daniel Gray bless you
Thank you for that incredibly useful information
God bless you man. You deserve a noble peace prize
What an amazing contrribution to society.
I do love the internet.
"Love is war, love is war, love is war"
Lmao
Ohhhh Mistaaa (Kaguya-sama riiiiight?!)
The manga is good...
wish it was continued
@@fantoast6932 it is.
I love how even with so many different cultures and ways of life, everyone can mutually agree that some things in war are just plain wrong in every way even it it helps and and agree to never do it
Michael's refusal to make a 10 min vid is gold
Its a 2015 video.
@@nogussy ik
The time display on TH-cam videos are cut by 1 second for some reason
@@jackwood594 I never heard this before but always suspected. Theres a strange amount of videos with so many minutes and 59 seconds. There's no good reason to make content that rounds to a minute when you're maming it for youtube but I think people would naturally tend to aim for round numbers and not numbers that end in one second less than a minute.
@@SineN0mine3 youtube sometimes cuts off a second or less of a video. it's annoying specially when you got a perfectly cut shot
Suzy: is all fair in love and war Michael
Michael: well Pencils are made out of carbon atoms..
that's a metaphor
that's a joke
Wood is made of carbon so yes water is wet
The geneva conventions are just mook chivalry
The Anagram of "Love And War" is L.A.W.
Food for thought.
I think you mean acronym, not anagram.
A Crappy Editor
Acronym, bro. A simple anagram would be "And Lav Wore"
Lav wore what?
Red anal vow.
Didn’t he make a video about how coincidences like this are stupid?
V sauce: asks the question is all fair in Love and war?
Also vsauce: proceeds to explain a pencil
My personal first rule of war:
Don't
Yousif Osama warn't
yes
Same, unless I know the enemy and myself, in which case it's "Oh Yes Baby!"
Yesn’t.
Do
Vsauce is the definition of swaying from the topic :D
Julia Moi True but he always comes back to it.
A usefull skill for students.
It's probably more accurate to say "prefers long answers over short answers".
Julia Moi more like the definition of going on a tangent xD
@SKL potemkin Yeah. Pretty much.
Michael, thank you very much for being an amazing inspiration. Your work helped me to find what I always wanted to do. I run a channel in Spanish, inspired by you. Thanks a lot.
Never though i'd found you here.
that's great actually. TH-cam needs more people like Vsauce!
Roberto Grigolatto
I won't sub, as I'm not spanish, but that is really great!
El robot de platon los admiro a ambos ! *-*
“The players in Love’s battle field are blameless victims of their passion”
~Michael Stevens
Then there's dark souls.
Perfidy, as in when playing TF2's Spy and disguise as a Medic only to backstab someone xD
***** "Medic, Medic, Medic..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
xD
FunFakees the 2nd Yeah, but that's arguable. You do expect teammates to contribute. But on the other hand, you should also know that almost any teammate could be a Spy and kill you anyway. It's just that, more often than not, when we see a Medic we go running towards them for help, and then when they turn out to be a Spy, it's extreme perfidy.
In my medical opinion, zat hat looks RIDICULOUS!
SquidwoodTentacles :3
And I think you got the last name wrong, it's Squidwood Tennisballs.
TheTriforceCrusader
What a coincidence, that wouldn't be the first time someone's told me that this week! I think I should change my name.
6:08
"You can't cheat on your significant other"
My ex: hold my beer
José Verdú Díaz sorry man
F
Bet there is a story there
F
F
"Is all fair in love and war?"
"This is a pencil."
Ahh yes, pen or pencil is mightier than the sword. That means pencil could be used to write a love letter to a soulmate, or could be used to write a peace treaty to another country instead of a sword and hence, could be easily used to win a war. Hence, proved that everything is fair in love and war.
I wish he would have mentioned how often the rules of war are and have been constantly, blatantly broken or ignored. It would have been interesting to examine how rules of war most likely will be broken such the usage of nuclear weapons. The Geneva Conventions clearly state that the use of nuclear weapons is prohibited, yet the entire duration of the Cold War was based on the idea of nuclear proliferation and the fear of total, atomic annihilation.
Funny how that works.
+Josh Bonham But nuclear weapons werent used.
And perhaps these laws are the only reason it remained a Cold War and not a very, very Hot War.
Nuclear weapons have never been used since Hirosima, despite the fact that the countries which have nuclear weapons (USA, Russia etc etc) have been in a ton of wars since.
+Fevos Man they have been used but as tests not as a weapon. The main reason we didnt all die in the cold war was M.A.D (mutually assured destruction) Russia came very close to bombing China as it was afraid of them gaining nuclear technology, they even went to America to ask them if they would blow them up if they did and USA said they wouldn't. Fortunately Russia didn't do that but it shows how useless nukes are if both sides have em
+Fevos Man at Hiroshima, the bomb was atomic, not nuclear
_-Will -_ The other guy started it
did Michael break into an office to film this
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
war is a kid's game for adults.
"THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES OF WAR"
It's true "haha I sunk your battleship!" It's children fighting over shiny gold or land.
+KoreanJoker rekoJnaeroK and having your navy surround a country without entering their national waters is the biggest game of I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU
30darke America is the nosy one. "I'M NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS, I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD DO THIS AND LET ME MONITOR YOU" Or as the rumors always go
+KoreanJoker rekoJnaeroK Dropping nukes is like messing up the board.
Spoods The Milkman No, it's when someone flips the whole damn table lol
I have to personally thank you Michael for making these videos in dark because I watch all of these at night
Wait... so homosapien pretty much just translates to 'smart/wise dirt'?
Iago Hywel shush shush shush it makes me feeeeel like shh shhi shitttt
Aaron moise lol same, every time I watch vsauce, I have an existential crisis
Cube I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be interpreted as "able to make judgement from the dirt", like we can do that right off the bat because humans are cool.
everytime I read vsauce comments im reminded what an existential crisis is
Cube the dirt part of homosapien I believe comes from the belief that mankind was created out of dirt you know from the Bible
Dark Souls enemies always come right at you with no mercy
Hi. I'm here to congratulate you on have gotten 89 likes!
Same thing I was thinking
Caexar they cannot distinguish between love and war
Even enemies in Dark Souls obey these rules of "fun". They do not attack you until you are close enough, or unless you have done something to provoke them.
You can blow up things to pieces, but you can't blow up things to peace.
murica and japan? they blew them up japan to peace.
Plusy so it seems
If you completely level a town because of war, the complete silence in the aftermath could be peaceful...
I don't know what I'm trying to say.
***** so it seems
*****
Throughout history it never works. As an ongoing case study look at cities in Syria and Donesk in the Ukraine..
More topical than ever. still showing the timelessness of your content.
Michael, the only TH-camr who would make a video that is one second short of ten minutes.
It was made before the 10 minute rule existed
@@11energize still
And now videos that are 8 minutes and above can have mid roll ads so it doesn’t really matter
One year later I give your comment it's 200th like.
make two
Because war... war never changes
Even though this is a month later, Fallout 4 is awesome
T0m Br4dy yes, indeed. Disappointing dialogues and choices compared to New Vegas thou... Like some guy said: You can be either good guy or good sarcastic guy... But it is awesome
+T0m Br4dy wah, wah never changes
War has changed
+John Lipski No one gives a shit its all about da gameplay :C
All will be fair when you choose me for president in 2016.
In what nation will you be running in?
David Alvarado All of them.
Cthulhu the Omnipotent You've got my vote.
Im in
Chtulhu for President 2016
Love is such an odd thing. Brings the best moments, but also the worst.
'Sapiens meaning Sapiens' - Vsauce
Sapiens meaning "sapience".
Sapience*
"Sapiens meaning sapience" - Vsauce*
vsauce meaning vsauce -sapiens 2016
Vsauce sapiens Vsauce - meaning 2017
War go brr
true
but if you do that, you would be paranoid about when you will lose, because by the patterns that have appeared throughout history, dictators always have been overthrown by either a third-party or someone under them (i.e traitors, more accurately "inside job sabotaging")
+Kimg Gaming Sounds like the speech of a dude who likes to play with nukes.
+Kimg Gaming you think then is true, but now whit the actual thecnologie you can't hide your act. Act how violating the RULE OF WAR. And now all the nation will know that and they will consider you like a cheater, a liar. One nation vs all earth bad result. (Sorry foy my poor english writing, second language)
+Kimg Gaming I agree in war there is no rules only self imposed rules
Love, Love is difference if you love a girl you would not use manipulation even if it will have the girl be with you because if you manipulate a girl, do you really love her?
This reminds me...
*LOVE IS WAR, LOVE IS WAR, LOVE IS WAR!!!*
Daddy daddy do
Hoshii no sa
@JustinMplayz anata no subete ga
Ai ni dakare giragira moete shi maitai
Memento mori
And war is hell...
Oh, love me mister, oh mister
夢じゃないなら聴かせて
ねえ mister もう mister
焦らされるほど切ない
想いだけが暴れだす
その視線に負けそうになる
ふたりだけの 危ない game
Love is war, love is war, love is war
踊らせて ドラマティックはこれから
いじわるな恋の予感 しびれる
触れた指の先が運命を待ちわびている
あなたに言わせたい
心の壁を やぶる愛の告白
Oh, love me mister, oh mister
夢じゃないなら聴かせて
ねえ mister もう mister
焦らされるほど切ない
想いだけが暴れだす
その視線に負けそうになる
ふたりだけの 危ない game
Love is war, love is war, love is war
惑わせて その気が無いそぶりで
お互いに駆け引きを演じてる
古い映画のような 優しい結末はいらない
嘘さえ拒まない
愛に抱かれて もっと壊れてみたい
Oh, love me mister, oh mister
きれいな横顔 魅せて
ねえ mister もう mister
くちづけまでが遠くて
美しさに隠された
ピュアなだけじゃない瞳に
飲み込まれる 危ない game
Love is war, love is war, love is war
あなたはいつまで こたえ言わないの
愛の秘密いますぐ明かして
Oh love me, oh, love me mister, oh mister
夢じゃないなら聴かせて
ねえ mister もう mister
あなたの愛しい声で
想いはもう止まらない
いっそすべて奪い去って
ふたりだけの 危ない game
Love is war, love is war, love is war
Love is war, love is war, love is war
Love is war, love is war, love is war
"Rule number 1: no touching of the hair or face!"
"..."
"That's it!!!"
[battle scene commences]
lol
😂😂
RIP groin
Where-o-where did he get that hand grenade
+Zachary Krawczyk I know someone with your exact name. Their mother was a teacher of mine in highschool.
In the Destiny the lore says that the hive can't distinguish between love and war.
Now I see why.
The Book of Sorrows is real. Bungie needs to tell us where to find it.
Sabien Alexander it's the calcified fragments
The calcified fragments tell the Book of Sorrows
By the Nine, you're right! Ohmagod!
Maker preserve us.
Micheal, I just wanted to say-all jokes aside- though you may never read this I feel like this was your best video to date that I have seen. You handled this one very sincerely, I can see it in your does and hear it on your tone. Loved every passionate second...
Me too, I felt that immensely at the end. When I first saw this video years ago it was felt deep, touched where I lived, still dose till this day. Such passion and all the things with it. I think that's why I went back playing ps2 kingdom hearts xD
😩
Even if he reads, he probably won't give us any signs of it, tho he would love it ;)
Nothing hits like vsauce
But what about them spit facts?
Gtfo.
*breaks bottle*
GET THA FUCK BACK
Title: Is all fair in love and war?
40 sec later: Pencils are made out of carbon atoms
I'm still trying to figure out how the hell lead has to do with war... typical Mike "Can you catch a tiger by the toe? Well, a toe is made of bone and muscle, and muscle has the letter E in it, but did you know that E is also in the word Eggs. Eggs were first..." WTF JUST HAPPENED??
Lol that's how I feel
It doesn't make sense but that's not the point. The point is we learned something.
MC GetsSideTrackedEasily?
Lead...bullets....
-transition
One of the greatest Vsauce vids of all time, every time I revisit it I am blown away
"You can't have someone arrested for not loving you back."
Gentlemen, remember that.
Fucking Karen
-fedora evaporates-
*incels sobbing*
But it’s possible to have them killed and claim it was a crime of passion.
@@mamie6820 I mean. You can claim that, sure.
Don't know if that gets you off the hook, though.
The quickest way to win a war.
1. Think..."what did Johnson do in a similar situation in Vietnam?"
2. Do the exact opposite.
Truman was the WWII president.. LBJ was Nam.
***** I think the idea still stands :P
***** You're right
Follow "The art of war"
Marcus Alm
How do I find out if that book is in my 1st language?
Why are we still here?.... Just to suffer. Everynight... I can feel my leg..
Welcome to the ricefield
Kirby star man, that's so deep
WOW THAT IS DEEP KAREN PLEASE COME BACK
sadly the idea of governments being held accountable is taking a tragic turn
The most interesting rule to me is that you are not able to use hollow points in warfare. I find that weird especially when you are encouraged to use them in self defense as a civilian.
scrubslover9 hollow points actually do less damage
RiderZero it’s because in war using something like a hallow point is immoral because it’s less lethal, but also much more to remove. This then clogs up the enemies medical hospitals.
In self defense since it’s an effective option and it’s generally less lethal it’s seen as the best option.
Gustavus Adolphus that’s not really true. Hollow points and other non fmj bullets are generally more effective at stopping aggressors and are more lethal due to fragmentation and expansion. Fmj is used to both lessen lethality and increase light barrier penetration. The political goal of combat is to get the enemy to submit while causing the least “permanent damage” as possible. That goal is only applied to the greater infantry as a whole and It should be noted that non fmj bullets are used by special operation snipers/marksmen due to their greater lethality and increased knockdown power. You may find it interesting that law enforcement in the United States is not affected by the laws of war and that they consistently gravitate towards soft point and hollow point bullets for their greater expansion/stopping power
RiderZero Actually, you are allowed to but the hollow point has less penetration than FMG bullets so is worse than FMG against armor.
Bugga Boy The U.S.A couldn't give a fuck about the laws of war. They've already violated many international laws, and the U.N hasn't done shit about it.
"Love is inevitable"
~ Michael Stevens, 2015
asexuals are shaking rn
@@cattail975 I love others despite not feeling romantically nor sexually atracted to them. In my experience atraction or desire don't make love.
There are different forms of love, you LOVE your family, you LOVE your money, and you can fall in LOVE. Sorry single people.
@Grab That Free Stuff no I *copyright it, mine! :)
It's not "Love and War."
*Love is War.*
Edit: reply is full of spoiler.
♥️👉🤺
kaguya sama
@@anitadervishi3807 yea season 2 mate
@@uselessvirus155
Yea! 😃
I wonder if they will confess in season 2 (don't spoil me tho 😂) and who is going to confess first (mabye both at the same time?). And if they don't confess i hope there will be a season 3... im guessing you're as hyped as i am.
@@anitadervishi3807 they're will not confess till the end. or that will make it boring. (One of the anime plot rules)
Everybody gangsta till a certain title of a show runs for years on a premise of love:
I loved the lighting used in the last part of the video! The outward zoom at the end was also a great addition to Michael's excellent performance. The lighting and zoom together made it seem as if he was floating away, in empty space.
Damn that second to last background music really pulled my heart strings
Do you know the source of this song??
@@MrJkimmins I FOUND IT th-cam.com/video/cKkRqNikE9g/w-d-xo.html
Infinite Cities by The Bright Light Social Hour
@@helloitsme3997 no
Is All Fair In Love And War?
but Mista!, Love IS War
😂😂
Love how you include the opening (mista)
This question just became a lot more relevant.
"there's no law on love"
unless you're gay.
then there's far too many.
@commiesarentpeople "On June 26, 2015, the U.S. Supreme Court struck down all state bans on same-sex marriage, legalized it in all fifty states, and required states to honor out-of-state same-sex marriage licenses in the case Obergefell v. Hodges."
And you don't want to be gay in Russia
@@joshuapenney4952 he didn't specify wether he is from the US you know
@@joshuapenney4952 who knows maybe he's russian
@@campi832 ayyy
That’s marriage. You don’t have to love someone to get marred to them. You can love whoever you want, even if it’s not supported by the population. No government can come and tell you “you can not love this person”. I guess they could, but they physically can not change your chemicals in your brain to love.
Another awesome video Michael.. :D
10 thumbs up on AllTime10's comment. Half Life 10 confirmed.
Karl Seaton no illuminati! you mad bro?-_-
max010113 because now it is 11 likes, which is 1 more like, 10 - 1 = 9, square root of 9 is 3, triangles have 3 corners, lluminati confirmed!!
Banned
Fuck you and islam
"Geneva Convention of Love" would make a good song title.
Most of vsauce’s videos, especially this one really accurately show how the thought processes of ADHD minds work
michael is the mascot of adhd (in a good way)
Lol
But everyone think random things
I personally don’t think ADHD is correctly diagnosed- I think us having these thoughts are just curious thinking and people often call the most intelligent people crazy for thinking new
I don't think adhd is real lowkey
One thing I've always wondered, what happens if someone breaks one of these "rules of war"? What is the other side going to do... Wage war against them even though they are already at war? Or is this entire thing just a game that is being regulated so that it is in a way fair? I find it ridiculous that these rules exist, so many wars could end so easily if only we'd throw these pointless things out the window. War is war, and it is without a doubt evil and inhumane. I don't understand how killing someone isn't more evil than abusing the weather, torturing, etc. Honestly they are all evil and wrong, so why not just create a new rule that says you cannot kill each other? You might as well while you're at it, otherwise like I said before... That war is simply a game, a political game. It's exactly like chess, each piece can only move a certain way. A Bishop cannot ram through the board and shatter the king, no it and all the other pieces must follow the rules in order to obtain victory. Or die trying. So if these pieces are going to die anyway then why not break the rules? These ethics of war seem so pointless.
If a nation breaks these rules (Geneva Convention), then all the other signatory nations will, or should, declare war on that nation. If, for example, the US would break the Geneva Convention, it would be removed from the UN and would now be at war with it. If the cover-up fails, that is.
That's my understanding, at least.
So basically we're just hoping everyone abides by the these rules? Sounds... great...
Nemenon
Basically, yeah.
Nemenon Well, yes, that is how all international politics work. There is no global power capable of enforcing all the rules nations agree upon, so if you break them then either the others go together to punish you in some way (war, trade embargoes, exclusion from international organizations/programs, cutting relations in general, etc) or they just sit there and say how disappointed they are. This is part of the reason nations like the US and China can get away with so much shit, they're so big and important no one really wants to mess with them even if they do whatever they please most of the time.
The Geneva Convention states that the soldiers who follow the rules are lawful combatants. If they were to, say, not take prisoners or pretend to surrender or otherwise break the rules of the Geneva convention, they would no longer be protected by it. The enemy is no longer obligated to take them prisoner or not torture them or things like that. So really, it's the golden rule.
If an entire country breaks the Geneva Convention... well, none have really. But groups of people can and will. Hence the whole war on terror thing going on now.
Here's something on the whole matter in a more informal prose than wikipedia or the like: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/TheLawsAndCustomsOfWar
The Jim Bob Conventions:
Rule number one: War in any form is totally illegal.
Fin
They should make murder illegal too...
i want that grenade
Jim Bob for president !!!
so if isis or north korea attacks america (or where ever your from) and they kill your family, friends, dog, cat, teacher etc. you wouldn't want to fight back you would let them kill you with out a fight or would fight back and know that you did all you could to protect you love ones, nope you want to make war illegal... even tho psychopath with armies don't give a shit about the law they only want to see death so they have all the power
Matt Hayes The same way you don't kill criminals.
vsause talk about the illuminati
but then the illoominarty would go after him :(
wat if he is loominerti?
Vsauce Loomy narty confirmed
but why?
_.l..
"Love is inevitable"
That's a statement that yet has to be proven to me.
It will happen when you least expect it
Love does not need to be romantic, it can be platonic. I'm sure you love something in your life; your dog, your bed, your parents, etc. :)
@@kennahnoel
Interesting take.
If you put it this way I love my closest friends and some of my relatives.
But I think this is different from the romantic love that is mostly meant by the statement above.
over a year later, has it been proven yet?
@@Maxikinz
Nope.
But thanks for asking.
Maybe try again next year... 😏
Wow someone made a anime off this v sauce episode
Abram Case probs Kaguya-sama love is war
@@krityamari3454 😆
Straight up kaguya sama is like my 3rd favourite anime
An***
Is all fair in love in war? Answer it with this question: what is love?
baby don't hurt me
Nuggetzor Don't hurt me, no more.
that's really fuckin cringy
Lol I get the reference yet I'm ten
Nuggetzor love is when you leave home all day,,but your dog still wants you...
general_iroh _0675 your dog sees you as a bag of food
In video games, if the bad guys didn't have patterns then they would be impossible to defeat.
Sylph Natural Pretty much. It's not hard to design a video game where the enemy AI is unbeatable. The computer knows exactly where your character is at all times.
If it was about brute force all the enemies would attack you at the same time to overpower you. The game would be over in seconds.
***** By the way technology is progressing, game designers might make an intelligent AI that can make calculated decisions in how to beat you in a game. Chess was only the first step, now other games will be next.
Sylph Natural
Well given how most games only have one good guy and lots of bad guys a brute force approach would be unbeatable.
Just have all the enemy characters attack the player at the same time.
***** Or make them smart enough to dodge your attacks and counterattack.
i think a patternless video game is just a rage quit game, isnt it? you never can quite guess what the enemy will do until you experience it. but on the subject of smart, one-on-one patternless(ish?) AI combat i think thatd be pretty amazing and fun to play, after all isnt that the fun of multiplayer games?, so if you just stick it in a game without the possibility of multiplayer itd be amazing! (thats in my opinion at least)
love is a human condition,
war is a human invention.
When a vid is just over 10 mins: That son of a ...
When the vid is 9:59 mins long: What a bloody legend!!
Video Idea: What is the evolutionary purpose of laziness? Clearly it wouldn't be around if it didn't have some sort of benefit. The other day I took out the trash barefoot in below freezing weather because it was preferable to having to tie my shoes. The must be a reason humans would do this. My hypothesis is that laziness leads to innovation.
Kyle Renfrey I think you hit the nail on the head. In the days before plentiful food and security, unnecessary exertion could easily get you killed.
I'm no scientist but according to what I've read somewhere about this topic it's that it has to do with our brain "reward" system. When you achieve something you receive a dose of dopamine and/or other hormones which give you a feeling of satisfaction. This system is basically what drives humans and all animals to actually "do stuff".
Lazyness comes from your brain "calculating" that the effort you'll have to make to do a specific action will be bigger than the amount of satisfaction you'll take from it, or that it'll take too much time to actually get the "reward" and you would find other quicker ways to satisfy yourself in the meanwhile.
Some people are lazier than others because people release different amounts of dopamine in consequence of the same action, the reason for that is either genetic or habits that interfere with your reward system (like smoking pot, watching porn, etc which make a huge amount of dopamine easily accessible to you and therefore increase the amount of dopamine you need to feel satisfied, this makes you less disposed to do other actions with lower or harder-to-get dopamine rewards).
So I guess there's no evolutionary purpose for lazyness, it's just a consequence of life getting easier in terms of getting rewards fast. In a hunter-gatherer community, there was no place for lazyness, you either went huntig or starved, now if you don't want to go to the supermarket you can just order pizza.
Actually, It is an evolutionary advantage. We play, we eat, we sleep, but when we aren't doing anything important why waste any energy especially if the task we are to lazy to do can be done later or isn't necessary to our survival.
Andrey Dmitriev that was interesting to read im gonna quit smoking pot and watching porn cuz im becoming lazy as hell
It's your motivation to find the easiest way to do stuff. Pretty simple.
The nature of war is that peacetime rules are off. War is the absence of rules. 'War crime' is an oxymoron. However, ethics and morality always apply.
But war is a process. It's a dispute resolution mechanism, even though it's the worst one, so war is governed by the laws
+Charles Martel I agree. Nations will choose to circumvent the "rules of war" if it serves them to do so.
+Charles Martel Yeah, if I have to fight a war, everything is in the table, I will kill anyone who doesn't serve my purpose, if I lose, I'll be dead anyway, if I win, History is Written by the Victor.
+Batman Playing too much God of War, huh?
+salman sufi Nope, but if I have to fight a war, I'll kill surrendering soldiers, POWs, innocents, and basically anyone who is in my way, because they won't expect it, and cheating in a game with permadeath, is a sure fire way to win.
Vsauce-sama: Love is war