Let me introduce you to: Huricanes, Earthquakes, Thunderstorms, Tornado's, Avalanches, Rock Slides, and Volcano's? Be aware that we will be introducing another set of "Can and will kill you disasters" on another day. Then we have the animals. Which continent would you like me to talk about? And I'm not starting with Australia that is known for that kinda... fun loving murederous animal life. Shall we talk about Canada? I dunno, lets talk about a Moose - see, it's a herbavor. It will also jump your 6 foot fence because it feels like it, and if you piss it off it will trample you. But that's not all - see, Grizzles are... lets just say: Big, and they are about as fast as a horse, and they don't really care if you shoot them with most guns an average person might be familiar with or comfortable shooting: That just pisses them off - they rip up trees to get at the roots. Then we can talk, I dunno, South America? Gotta love some of the frogs - better to just leave em alone if you aren't sure. And I'm sure we can go on, and on. No, this planet is trying to kill you. It's just humans are very, very good at being better killers, and taming the world. We have discovered means of building skyscrapers out of concrete and steel that stand up to earthquakes like it's nothing. And then there are the extremes of weather felt in many places.
Back in the day, a bunch of us were Boy Scouts. We had tons of survival skills that we took for granted. Later I met adults who couldn't find their car at the mall.
She should have failed that class. She doesn’t take threats seriously. It doesn’t matter that she isn’t hurt, since that kinda carelessness results in death on a more dangerous world.
@@reddragon7762 well, most worlds in our solar system would kill a human w/o a helmet… Unless this is not an actual human, or (more likely) this is a dream, this is not a very dangerous world.
AI not only read this story AI botgen made the story. It is quite depressing the obvious errors in the story and in the reading. The pauses at incorrect moments. The silly physics. AI simply will never have actual human experience.
Yeah.. and it gets worse the moment the AI is using other AI generated stories as a basis... Getting a bit tired of those "Galactic Council underestimates humans" stories...
@@yannikatsafados2726 nah men, absolute zero is something very specific in terms of temperature. It's a point on the scale that denotes total absence of any thermal energy. So absolute zero is the same thing regardless of the scale. It's -273.15°C or -459.67°F but it's the same thing. It's a temperature that's technically unreachable due to laws of thermodynamics but matter starts to behave really weird when you get close.
liquid methane, active volcanos, and fire breathing fauna... if there is liquid methane, wouldn't there also be a significant amount of methane in the air? if so then wouldn't the active volcanos and fire breathing fauna ignite it?
3:13 This, just planet-wide Australia XD sounds like a tourist location honestly and the air quality is probably better than some of the worst places here. too bad it imploded the AI was having fun with this one
I mean, it's possible the aliens are just really vulnerable to acids that normally wouldn't hurt us. Like Acetic acid. What gets me is Ms Thompson breathing in an atmosphere cold enough to FREEZE OXYGEN!
@@RequiemPoete Consider that tomato juice is fairly acidic at 4.0 on the pH scale with RC Cola being 2.32. People have taken a bath in tomato juice to remove a skunk spray smell and it hasn't bothered them at all. Plus people have had Coke thrown on them and didn't seem to suffer. The absolute zero might be an alien translation issue where it really means the point where water freezes (which can kill many animals and plants) instead of the scientific 'absolute zero' where even the atmosphere would be liquid or solid.
Acid doesn't work like in movies and games. Different acids affect different things. It's one of the things that you have to ignore for entertainment in media, but matters a lot in real life.
I just found your work and as a fellow homosapien I want to say how damned proud I am of being the same species. Your work is awesome and gave me great pleasure!
I'm also wondering how she survived near absolute zero temperatures without a helmet, how being lucky makes you pass a survival class, whether the acid caused severe burns that she didn't notice until the next day, why she was allowed to go out without personal safety equipment, who would bring a pack of improperly equipped and untrained people on such a trip, and why I just listened to a Mary Sue self-insert read by a robot for 12 minutes when I should have gone to sleep 40 minutes ago.
It’s interesting that a class 12 (or 14?) is LESS dangerous than a class 1. As a toxonomist… I mean, I dabble in taxonomy. I wouldn’t say I am expert or anything. But I know enough to leave gaps in the ordinals. Class 1 is the lowest. Then Class 5, until some finds another planet that sits firmly between those two. Some software places I’ve worked would declare “We’re going to release version 15 in six months.” So the first pre-release build is 14.999. Next pre-release build is 14.998, etc. it counts downward from 15 (the target number). There should be no reason for actual production code from the version 14 code base to get 499 unique versions. Once the code is ready for release to the public, it gets called 15, then 15.001, etc.
My main problem with the story aside the ... questionably physics involved: She did not "ace" the class, she *FAILED* it. She did not take any form of precaution, did not listen to her instructor (in this case teacher), was being a clutz and a jokester the whole time, "by accident" exposed herself knowingly to possible dangers. She basically is the (frightening, dangerous) class clown and anomaly at best.
I love watching videos like this because it reminds me of the arrogance of humanity. Most of the viewers like to believe that if humanity met aliens, we would completely dominate galactic politics and war. Spoiler Alert: We would not. The political divisions and nuclear weapons would probably kill us before we even made it to Proxima Centauri.
Does the author not know that at absolute zero enen atoms and molecules are unable to move/vibrate? That temperature is several HUNDRED degrees below the freezing point of water, which is zero degrees Celsius.
2:58 Temps near absolute zero? That pretty much limits the atmosphere to helium and maybe hydrogen, anything else, including corrosive stuff, would be liquid or frozen solid. Any possible life forms in that environment would likely be something that would vaporize at temps more than 100 kelvin or so, meaning a heat lamp would be deadly to them. Obviously the temps are quite a bit warmer than "absolute zero", probably closer to 200 kelvin given what Sarah's going through.
@@drtidrow Antartica does have a "death valley" that's cold enough to flash freeze creatures that get stuck in it during the height of winter. Plenty of Penguincicles and sealcicles have been found in that valley.
No there isn't. "Flash freezing" isn't a thing with endothermic creatures. Dry-mummified frozen penguins are sometimes found, but they aren't penguin popsicles. Even frozen meat decays in the presence of water. Ice is water too.
Not necessarily - there are other processes, particularly in cryogenic temperatures (as with, for instance, those temps so cold that methane is a liquid), that can produce volcanism without tectonic activity. Of course, those processes occur in environments that would quickly kill a human exposed to them, such as the environment in the story...
Let me guess. You had an AI read out the written text, and then had another AI write down what he heard the first AI say? You should really double-check that stuff for mispronunciations and misspellings.
A human still clicks the upload button. I posted the same on another TH-camr's video a week or so ago. The humans just run with it and it's ridiculous. These stories are pretty close to not having these obvious issues yet for some reason, they don't proofread nor proof listen what is created. It could be they are not English speakers, and it sound about right to them.
well, story was interesting , naration was good if bit too hard on voiceover, should use bit softer voice options. but onscreen text was actually badly transcribed.
so in short - story and naration was good, even if it was ai writen then it realy good, visuals on otherhand was , well, you would rather want to listen to this video instead of watch it. visuals ware more of distraction, or made by diferent ai that is worse at generating video, and near the end kinda broke down.
"Passive-aggressive murderer" is a very apt description of our planet... 😂
Spoken as a true hive-city dweller.
Australia is a serial killer.
passive?
True.
Let me introduce you to: Huricanes, Earthquakes, Thunderstorms, Tornado's, Avalanches, Rock Slides, and Volcano's? Be aware that we will be introducing another set of "Can and will kill you disasters" on another day.
Then we have the animals. Which continent would you like me to talk about? And I'm not starting with Australia that is known for that kinda... fun loving murederous animal life. Shall we talk about Canada? I dunno, lets talk about a Moose - see, it's a herbavor. It will also jump your 6 foot fence because it feels like it, and if you piss it off it will trample you. But that's not all - see, Grizzles are... lets just say: Big, and they are about as fast as a horse, and they don't really care if you shoot them with most guns an average person might be familiar with or comfortable shooting: That just pisses them off - they rip up trees to get at the roots. Then we can talk, I dunno, South America? Gotta love some of the frogs - better to just leave em alone if you aren't sure. And I'm sure we can go on, and on.
No, this planet is trying to kill you. It's just humans are very, very good at being better killers, and taming the world. We have discovered means of building skyscrapers out of concrete and steel that stand up to earthquakes like it's nothing.
And then there are the extremes of weather felt in many places.
Back in the day, a bunch of us were Boy Scouts. We had tons of survival skills that we took for granted. Later I met adults who couldn't find their car at the mall.
I believe if a man has a beard and can't change a tire, he needs to shave
@testickles8834 even the ones that live in big cities and take public transport?
@beckon1993 At least in Finland basic survival skills and orienteering are taught in elementary school.
@@joelceda3500 In America our schools are too busy teaching imaginary pronouns to teach anything useful. Don’t let this happen to your country.
Lol
"Sounds like a typical Tuesday in Australia" love it!
She should have failed that class. She doesn’t take threats seriously. It doesn’t matter that she isn’t hurt, since that kinda carelessness results in death on a more dangerous world.
Thank you for pointing that out!
Is there a more dangerous world tho? If one's is already one of the most dangerous worlds, what more dangerous world is there?
@@reddragon7762 well, most worlds in our solar system would kill a human w/o a helmet… Unless this is not an actual human, or (more likely) this is a dream, this is not a very dangerous world.
There is no more dangerous world!
The planet is designated as the highest level of danger by the aliens...
AI not only read this story AI botgen made the story. It is quite depressing the obvious errors in the story and in the reading. The pauses at incorrect moments. The silly physics. AI simply will never have actual human experience.
Yeah.. and it gets worse the moment the AI is using other AI generated stories as a basis...
Getting a bit tired of those "Galactic Council underestimates humans" stories...
It's even made worse by the use of background images using creatures and space crafts from films talkabout playgerisum 😮
Whoever written this story has no idea that anything near absolute zero is a temperature that freezes oxygen
You totally miss the point of the story.
Maybe there metric for temperatures is different than ours. Maybe zero degrees to them is like 10-15 for us.
@@yannikatsafados2726 nah men, absolute zero is something very specific in terms of temperature. It's a point on the scale that denotes total absence of any thermal energy. So absolute zero is the same thing regardless of the scale. It's -273.15°C or -459.67°F but it's the same thing. It's a temperature that's technically unreachable due to laws of thermodynamics but matter starts to behave really weird when you get close.
@@Azrael178 so basically it’s a bit nip.
@@Azrael178 Actually, it's the point that is so cold that molecular movement completely ceases.
liquid methane, active volcanos, and fire breathing fauna... if there is liquid methane, wouldn't there also be a significant amount of methane in the air? if so then wouldn't the active volcanos and fire breathing fauna ignite it?
So...a mini star?
Assuming there was O2 in the air, and since she appeared to be breathing, yes.
Yo methane is one of the gases that can ignite itself of it moves too fast. You don't need fire breathing fauna
Oxygen, liquid methane, ignition sources. Sounds like a walk in the fire-swamp.
Depends on the pressure of the methane and its specific make-up. Like it may have been diluted by other elements. Like water and air is on Earth.
Sarah Thompson has some of the best one-liners and come-backs I've ever heard. I'd love if this was a series. I would read the entire thing.
Insurance cover accedental planet destruction due to human shenanigans- that part got me
Was this story written by AI? Yes, i'm pretty sure this story was written by an AI.
I love how the AI art for Hothai shows tie fighters LOL
Please...give me a Class I Deathworld...just please I beg you DO NOT SEND ME TO FLORIDA. I would not wish that on my mortal enemy.
It's not Florida's fault they happened to exist on a portal to the plane of frothing madness.
I wouldn't even give Florida the status of a Class 1 Deathworld... that's an insult to Florida in general
To be fair, Minnesota is more tame in a way except the (oddly short and placed) winters and heat
You're only saying that because of the lines at Disneyworld.
Me, A Floridian, reading this:
It would be better not to have an AI to read the story, his MS Thompson sounds like a space ship and nota young woman.
It was apparently written by an AI, why not have it be read by one?
I second your statement.
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The absurdity and scientific inaccuracies in this story give me a sense that this was written by an AI…
it def was, and i think all the rest of it is too, the subtiles voice and even background
Should have ended it with Sarah's mother's maiden name being Kent.
@@d.wayneharbison8691 Yeah, I was beginning to suspect she was actually Kryptonian. :-)
True
Loved all the absurdity👍.
ROFLMAO!!! Oh Gods! Thank you for this! I needed the laughter today.😂
Magic School Bus: The Final Frontier.
3:13 This, just planet-wide Australia XD
sounds like a tourist location honestly and the air quality is probably better than some of the worst places here. too bad it imploded
the AI was having fun with this one
I loved it when you said Australia 🦘🦘❤😂😂😂😂😂
Passive-aggresive murder? Yup, literally everyday riding to and from work 😂😂
Idk why im seeing these so much on my feed lately... But kind of loving these stories
Um, shouldn't the acid at least hurt her?
I'm human, but I'm VERY vulnerable to face melting acid...
But having something like vinegar tossed in your face won't do much to you. However it will kill other organisms.
I mean, it's possible the aliens are just really vulnerable to acids that normally wouldn't hurt us. Like Acetic acid. What gets me is Ms Thompson breathing in an atmosphere cold enough to FREEZE OXYGEN!
@@RequiemPoete Consider that tomato juice is fairly acidic at 4.0 on the pH scale with RC Cola being 2.32. People have taken a bath in tomato juice to remove a skunk spray smell and it hasn't bothered them at all. Plus people have had Coke thrown on them and didn't seem to suffer. The absolute zero might be an alien translation issue where it really means the point where water freezes (which can kill many animals and plants) instead of the scientific 'absolute zero' where even the atmosphere would be liquid or solid.
@@rbrought True. We'll go with that. And not that the human nasal passages generate 350 degrees worth of heat. Lol.
Acid doesn't work like in movies and games. Different acids affect different things. It's one of the things that you have to ignore for entertainment in media, but matters a lot in real life.
For the record, "black Friday" IS NOT its name. "The Day After Thanksgiving Sale" was how it was called all my life.
I enjoyed this one, few nit picks, but they didn't distract from the ability to enjoy the story.
This story hit peak mary sue at the point where she started floating off the ground on a triple gravity planet
I just found your work and as a fellow homosapien I want to say how damned proud I am of being the same species. Your work is awesome and gave me great pleasure!
Guysers of liquid methane? That’s like 82 degrees below zero. Celsius. it’s survivable, but that’s no Iowa snow flurry.
Is no one else Wondering how the the hell she floated across a chasm???
I'm also wondering how she survived near absolute zero temperatures without a helmet, how being lucky makes you pass a survival class, whether the acid caused severe burns that she didn't notice until the next day, why she was allowed to go out without personal safety equipment, who would bring a pack of improperly equipped and untrained people on such a trip, and why I just listened to a Mary Sue self-insert read by a robot for 12 minutes when I should have gone to sleep 40 minutes ago.
Um, how did being human enable her to float in heavy gravity?
Well a.i. is getting better. Baby steps my digital friends. You'll get there eventually. 😊
For all those stuck on actual physics, you do know it is just a story for entertainment? I found it very entertaining 😊
you are an ai
i love the stories with sarah...
It’s interesting that a class 12 (or 14?) is LESS dangerous than a class 1. As a toxonomist… I mean, I dabble in taxonomy. I wouldn’t say I am expert or anything. But I know enough to leave gaps in the ordinals. Class 1 is the lowest. Then Class 5, until some finds another planet that sits firmly between those two.
Some software places I’ve worked would declare “We’re going to release version 15 in six months.” So the first pre-release build is 14.999. Next pre-release build is 14.998, etc. it counts downward from 15 (the target number). There should be no reason for actual production code from the version 14 code base to get 499 unique versions. Once the code is ready for release to the public, it gets called 15, then 15.001, etc.
13:00 I'm really glad they put a lampshade on that plot hole. "The Galactic Council has no idea how you did it. MOVING ON!"
Nice story, was laughing hard this time. 😂
Absolute zero is -273 degrees Celsius. Hmmmmmm. The artwork is also quite cheeky. Overall a good example of TGE THEATERBOF THE ABSURD !
And how exactly did she cause the destruction/whatever of the planet? By eating a granola bar or just being human?
My main problem with the story aside the ... questionably physics involved:
She did not "ace" the class, she *FAILED* it.
She did not take any form of precaution, did not listen to her instructor (in this case teacher), was being a clutz and a jokester the whole time, "by accident" exposed herself knowingly to possible dangers.
She basically is the (frightening, dangerous) class clown and anomaly at best.
I liked the part when the TIE fighters showed up.
she what now? floated in midair and then forgot she could float when it came time to jump???? a human being did not write this!
Yeah, humans can't do a lot of the things this person did. First off, the temperature of the planet would kill any human almost instantly.
I’d like the fact, she just default the law of physics for a little bit👍
I miss when black friday really involvdd ritualistic combat 😂
Ritualistic combat at walmart!!😂😂😂
So the story about a mary sue is depicted via an AI as star wars
On one hand this is definitely a case of the Mary Sue syndrome on the other hand I finished the video so that's something.
Made me chuckle. X😊
careful, or Disney will come after you for these pictures.
I love watching videos like this because it reminds me of the arrogance of humanity. Most of the viewers like to believe that if humanity met aliens, we would completely dominate galactic politics and war. Spoiler Alert: We would not. The political divisions and nuclear weapons would probably kill us before we even made it to Proxima Centauri.
🎵So fe fi fo fum look out galaxy cause here we come. So get ready. Get ready🎵
now this one enjoyable funny story! love it
That Was a Great story!
This girl has GOT to get that ADHD treated😂.
Does the author not know that at absolute zero enen atoms and molecules are unable to move/vibrate? That temperature is several HUNDRED degrees below the freezing point of water, which is zero degrees Celsius.
There would not be an atmosphere.
2:58 Temps near absolute zero? That pretty much limits the atmosphere to helium and maybe hydrogen, anything else, including corrosive stuff, would be liquid or frozen solid. Any possible life forms in that environment would likely be something that would vaporize at temps more than 100 kelvin or so, meaning a heat lamp would be deadly to them.
Obviously the temps are quite a bit warmer than "absolute zero", probably closer to 200 kelvin given what Sarah's going through.
@@walterdove8727 There are places in Siberia that get down to 210K in the winter... and the coldest recorded temp in Anarctica was about 185K.
@@drtidrow Antartica does have a "death valley" that's cold enough to flash freeze creatures that get stuck in it during the height of winter. Plenty of Penguincicles and sealcicles have been found in that valley.
No there isn't. "Flash freezing" isn't a thing with endothermic creatures. Dry-mummified frozen penguins are sometimes found, but they aren't penguin popsicles. Even frozen meat decays in the presence of water. Ice is water too.
If there are volcanos, there is techtonic activity
Not necessarily - there are other processes, particularly in cryogenic temperatures (as with, for instance, those temps so cold that methane is a liquid), that can produce volcanism without tectonic activity. Of course, those processes occur in environments that would quickly kill a human exposed to them, such as the environment in the story...
So, who is giving the AI this very messed up idea of how physics/ chemistry/ biology, etc, works
These "death world" stories are all so unrealistic. Earth is the only planet in the universe that ISN'T a death world.
I agree. It's especially difficult when we don't have a frame of reference yet for other worlds that foster life.
The air is toxic, and they are removing their helmuts?
This story's a hoot! I haven't laughed like this in weeks. 🤣
lol lol lol well done
Let me guess. You had an AI read out the written text, and then had another AI write down what he heard the first AI say? You should really double-check that stuff for mispronunciations and misspellings.
A human still clicks the upload button. I posted the same on another TH-camr's video a week or so ago. The humans just run with it and it's ridiculous. These stories are pretty close to not having these obvious issues yet for some reason, they don't proofread nor proof listen what is created. It could be they are not English speakers, and it sound about right to them.
How did Sarah cause the destruction of the planet? Or did she?
Have you ever had a dream. Where you, you know, and you, than you. You know 😊
Oh, I assure you, combat at Walmart is NOT ritualistic!
I love AI. Almost absolute 0 and Star Wars on the background
Can you sue an AI for IP theft
You can’t sue the AI. You can sue the user of the AI. Though at the rate things are going that may change.
Can I ask for a link to the original story?
It’s all written by myself. You will only find these type of stories exclusively here on my channel.
@@Scifiuniverse1 😎😎😎
You have single-handedly destroyed star wars!
Ai seems to be getting better at writing. Cx
Tie-fighters? 4:31
"arsing through the air" - either the AI is stoooopid or a Genius... I'm guessing the former.
11:58 Those incomplete tie fighters... #SMH
tpical teusday in austrealia.
where even the birds try to kill you when passing their nest.
God damn this AI narration is so grating
fun vid, but the captions were attrocious
12:44 😢😢😢
Australia? Sounds more like Alaska, really.
well, story was interesting , naration was good if bit too hard on voiceover, should use bit softer voice options. but onscreen text was actually badly transcribed.
don't let disney see the AI picture tie fighters...
Every time I think I might like this one then its revealed its a female human as the protag.
…why was she floating…
Hilarious and ridiculous😂
Someone needs to tell the AI image generator to stop watching Star War movies... seriously, there's Tie fighters fused with frozen alien bodies...
NICE VIOLATING STAR WARS TRADEMARKS LEFT AND RIGHT !!
That was funny
ok, look, its fine to use ai voice to narate, but CHECK THE DAMN FILE. so that you can remove things like, dot dot dot
These stories aren't bad but I'm getting a little tired of humans as supermen.
That's what HFY stories literally are about.
so in short - story and naration was good, even if it was ai writen then it realy good, visuals on otherhand was , well, you would rather want to listen to this video instead of watch it. visuals ware more of distraction, or made by diferent ai that is worse at generating video, and near the end kinda broke down.
How did this person survive earth?
Are these stories written by an AI? Some things make no sense.
Also, too many have female main characters. Is the AI woke?
This is AI generated folks.
Truth
Why was she floating?
What do the animals eat?
No part of this plot makes any sense whatsoever.
Whats with the starwars visuals
the AI speech needs a little work but otherwise a nice story
AI writes a Mary Sue?
Just visit earth