Barstool Pizza Review - Columbia Inn Restaurant (Montville, NJ)

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  • The manager at Columbia Inn, much to our surprise, is unhappy with one of the higher scores in pizza review history.
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  • @88godson88
    @88godson88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    This man walked in like its a damn gta mission

    • @jasons9835
      @jasons9835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      This is the best comment, holy shit.

    • @LemurJackson
      @LemurJackson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why doesn’t this have more like

    • @kurtangle9832
      @kurtangle9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “sup mikey”😂

    • @HypnoticRL
      @HypnoticRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He literally looks like he's animated on the thumbnail it's weird!

    • @the_devilboy666
      @the_devilboy666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @hectormorones8733
    @hectormorones8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4034

    One aggressive Dominican walking towards Mikey everyone know the rules

    • @luisb8358
      @luisb8358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Lol that's exacly what i thought. Homie had that dominican confidence. Un tigre loco lol

    • @asiatic_black
      @asiatic_black 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Luis B Desacatao

    • @blountwork5475
      @blountwork5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Facts😂😂😂😂😂

    • @davoid96
      @davoid96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's Jersey for ya

    • @bigggggggggslate
      @bigggggggggslate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Diablo cuando uno sabe que uno es dominicano 😂😂😂

  • @samtastisch86
    @samtastisch86 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    8.7 on a closed box pizza, with Dave being late and they didnt know it was Dave that was coming makes this a legit monster score.

    • @ViNNYDICEnice
      @ViNNYDICEnice ปีที่แล้ว +22

      all that plus it was his fourteenth review of the day......WTF, that's a monster score before you even consider all of that. I'd definitely be sick of pizza fourteen days in a row let alone fourteen in a day. Not only did Davey give it a monster score after all of that but he went back for more, unprovoked.

    • @hillerbear
      @hillerbear 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That dude is just awkward 😂

    • @jacoblennon7149
      @jacoblennon7149 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I agree! Him listing all of those things just further legitimized how good the pizza is because it wasn't shown any special attention.

    • @buixrule
      @buixrule 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And the dude looked miffed at an 8.7 like he was expecting a 9.9. Ya gotta leave room bro.

    • @tactical-bucket
      @tactical-bucket 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Guarantee a retry would be 9.2, that pizza looks fire

  • @9SecondStreetMustang
    @9SecondStreetMustang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Those few seconds of them just staring at each other after the score was flat out hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @joebriggs5781
      @joebriggs5781 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha that was the best part, and Dave's slow realization that the dude was pissed about the score

    • @disgustika
      @disgustika ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This lives rent free in my head and I rewatch every couple of weeks

    • @phantom2k858
      @phantom2k858 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      5:25 stare was like , im gonna kill Mikey I need my 8 😂

    • @Jc-si6pj
      @Jc-si6pj หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol

  • @georgestice
    @georgestice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    One guy with a bigger ego than Dave, everyone knows Dave’s intimidated

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He looked like he was preparing to upper-cut him half the time 😆

    • @mcturnthepage
      @mcturnthepage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @MrSkarbek36
      @MrSkarbek36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @djtrankilo231
      @djtrankilo231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sprite_525 he could power bomb Dave

    • @eonsislept207
      @eonsislept207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well he's taller than him so

  • @jesuguru2394
    @jesuguru2394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    Grabs slice... "Frankie you wanna try?" Eats slice himself. Savage.

    • @saulrubalcava1707
      @saulrubalcava1707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣

    • @turksandwich7538
      @turksandwich7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The guy is a pizza monster.

    • @all-timealien4483
      @all-timealien4483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      *hesitantly says* “yeah, I’ll try...” lol

    • @joseorozco4152
      @joseorozco4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Savage

    • @MDChrest90
      @MDChrest90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL im searchin the comments cuz that just happened and holy fuck my sides

  • @Yamigata
    @Yamigata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Dude's reaction to 8.7 is like Asian parents reacting to their kid getting a 97 on a math exam.

  • @foolsplay5880
    @foolsplay5880 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I admit to liking the manager's disappointment with the 8.7.
    He knows his product is great, stood behind it, and expected a higher score.
    Good for him.

    • @topspot4834
      @topspot4834 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Completely agree. He doesn't care about the 650 pies behind him, he's only worried about the 20 in front ... Signs of greatness!

    • @josephmaniscalco7830
      @josephmaniscalco7830 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This manager lives and breathes that business, I hope the owners compensate him well.

  • @The13point1
    @The13point1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2505

    “I just started working here 23 years ago” 😂😆🤣

    • @livebig6414
      @livebig6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😂fuckin dead

    • @jgrafton2182
      @jgrafton2182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I just went to those other places like 5 years ago! 😂😂😂

    • @jasonjones3694
      @jasonjones3694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg 😂😂

    • @Mn3-76
      @Mn3-76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @zaksmall4925
      @zaksmall4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aie babpi

  • @luisb8358
    @luisb8358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    Best surprise guest of all time.
    Showed up like a boss and made the review 10 times better. Hope you review his food truck with him as a guest.

    • @juliecorrigan5962
      @juliecorrigan5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Their FOOD TRUCK is fantastic!!

    • @11camiones
      @11camiones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gracias

    • @richardhicks6723
      @richardhicks6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You kidding me? That guy was a total jerk.

    • @realpolitiksanta5980
      @realpolitiksanta5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Richard hicks He offered Mikey a beer. He’s no jerk. He had personality. Just because he was fake hurt at the 8.7 score doesn’t make him a jerk.

    • @ecabr0
      @ecabr0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@richardhicks6723 how so?

  • @vinitpandya5546
    @vinitpandya5546 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Highlights of the best surprise guest ever.
    0:52 the walk
    1:08 the reveal
    2:02 the si
    2:14 the woah
    2:21 the oh
    3:46 the lie (1)
    5:13 the offer
    5:23 the staredown
    5:30 the "I like nines"
    6:20 the gold statement
    6:34 the lie (2)
    6:55 the fruuuu
    9:36 the no ingles
    9:52 the papparazzo
    9:57 the original papparazzo
    10:30 the second gold statement
    10:53 Dave is a superhero

    • @sammyr.1284
      @sammyr.1284 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      This comment is soooo underrated

    • @johndeer8489
      @johndeer8489 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks 😂 wish frankie wouldn't have shifted the camera to dave in the beginning and instead got his entire walk 😂

    • @andresnoneya
      @andresnoneya 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 nice breakdown 🍻

    • @jaydrose6292
      @jaydrose6292 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      epic breakdown

    • @thejadedwolf
      @thejadedwolf 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Holy shit this was excellent fruuuu!

  • @chroniclesofnanner9543
    @chroniclesofnanner9543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    The suge knight of the pizza world, people getting killed over the pizza game

  • @samelmudir
    @samelmudir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1750

    One Mikey, everyone knows thats Dave's stage name at gay bars

  • @crystallake6198
    @crystallake6198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Zero cocaine was wasted in the filming of this review.

    • @stoneyp3748
      @stoneyp3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everybody knows the rules

    • @MIKExVICKx7
      @MIKExVICKx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@stoneyp3748 who the f*** knew

    • @stoneyp3748
      @stoneyp3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MIKExVICKx7 hahaha

    • @stoneyp3748
      @stoneyp3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Foreal foreal

    • @MIKExVICKx7
      @MIKExVICKx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stoneyp3748 fish scale good stuff and benzos good stuff #klonpin #pins #bars #xanax #xanniebars #alprazolam #benzos

  • @wjkrug
    @wjkrug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The exchange between them right after he scores it is one of the all time great moments in pizza review history

  • @johnsandoval3506
    @johnsandoval3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Dave ate the entire pizza! That’s probably a better review than any number score! He ate the whole pizza and didn’t stop!

  • @flipsickle1122
    @flipsickle1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    when he said "i like nines" died laughing 😂this guy is hilarious

    • @danielbarbee7712
      @danielbarbee7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      flipsickle1122 dude has never been with a 9 and won't pay for more than a 7 he knows the rules.

    • @daveguy583
      @daveguy583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danielbarbee7712 lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielbarbee7712 Genius detected

    • @jayjohnson6396
      @jayjohnson6396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We need this guy , Lorenzo and Debbie all in one pizza review lol

    • @telephonic
      @telephonic ปีที่แล้ว

      !I'd like a 9.3! hahaha

  • @TheGalwayjoyce
    @TheGalwayjoyce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    This manager needs a promotion.
    Dude has world-class hustle.

    • @strictlybusiness1679
      @strictlybusiness1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not really. I wouldn't give him more than 5 minutes of my day.

    • @joes.8351
      @joes.8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Absolutely, every business wishes they had employees this passionate.

    • @ecabr0
      @ecabr0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@strictlybusiness1679 What rubbed you so wrong?

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ecabr0 his father.

    • @nickhorn8296
      @nickhorn8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@strictlybusiness1679 lol like you're the "end-all, be-all." Would love this guy working for me

  • @gusorion8151
    @gusorion8151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    8.7 is crazy high, he doesn’t watch the show.

    • @dannyboyyyy14
      @dannyboyyyy14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He does. He clearly said he likes 9's. he is a proud man. He knows 100%.

    • @gusorion8151
      @gusorion8151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dan Rollins it’s hard to get 9’s. Lmao your pizza needs to be superb to get a 9

    • @dannyboyyyy14
      @dannyboyyyy14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gusorion8151 LOL I was talking about an 8.7. Prez said he only did about 10 in the 8.7+. LOL look at my link.

    • @dazzaMusic
      @dazzaMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8.7 means it’s better than Frank Pepe’s original joes legendary pizza shops etc

    • @Theirishcannoli
      @Theirishcannoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said we've been waiting for you for a long time lol

  • @geromejohnnygranada
    @geromejohnnygranada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Dave: I'll give it A
    Dominican coked out his mind: ....I really like A+

    • @ACE7O2
      @ACE7O2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8.7 is a B+....
      p e n d e j o

    • @stoneyp3748
      @stoneyp3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahahaaaa

    • @doobas2171
      @doobas2171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ACE7O2 no its not

    • @marcelonator
      @marcelonator 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aggressive gay: I really like 9 inches or more

  • @JSmall-cv1xy
    @JSmall-cv1xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    One manager more coked up than Dave, everyone knows the rules

    • @JohnGoff14
      @JohnGoff14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *Mikey

    • @babyruth8625
      @babyruth8625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that is Dave's dealer

    • @rsohlich1
      @rsohlich1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That coca loca in boca

    • @rsohlich1
      @rsohlich1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@babyruth8625 probably has some decent connects

    • @Piffydaily
      @Piffydaily 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @eric_in_florida
    @eric_in_florida 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    One lineman sized pizza oven salesman, everybody knows "Mikey" was scared shtless.

  • @wizzlemane7308
    @wizzlemane7308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Dave was devastated by the guy not being blown off his rocker by an 8.7. Brought it up like 5 times. Guy clearly knew the rules.

  • @BillHicksADH
    @BillHicksADH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    One thing ill say for this guys is that everyone else recooks the pizza for Dave. They put out their best possible pizza. They just gave Dave their regular pizza that everyone gets. That speaks to the quality.

    • @joebriggs5781
      @joebriggs5781 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually like the places that do that. I remember there was this one review where this old Italian pie shop owner told Dave he was lucky they were even open, like he wasn't star-struck or lobbying for him to come there and he charged him and Dave said he respected it, the dude treated him like anyone else.

    • @johndeer8489
      @johndeer8489 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joebriggs5781I wonder which one this was

    • @proscuitt
      @proscuitt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@johndeer8489that was santillos and ive tried the pizza a couple of times and wasnt really a fan at all

    • @johndeer8489
      @johndeer8489 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@proscuitt thank you man

  • @genebigs1749
    @genebigs1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    One Spanish guy who couldn't care less about Dave's fame, everybody knows the rules.

    • @andrewptob
      @andrewptob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Looks middle-Eastern to me, everyone knows I don’t know what his ethnicity is.

    • @DanTheTrojanMan123
      @DanTheTrojanMan123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hahahaha I heard him speaking some Spanish. But I ain’t even gonna lie. He looks middle eastern. 😂

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DanTheTrojanMan123 He's probably Spanish descent but born in New Jersey and spent his whole life there.

    • @DanTheTrojanMan123
      @DanTheTrojanMan123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seems like cool energetic guy! I have a slice and some beer with hom

    • @armandr1613
      @armandr1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andrewptob Us Spanish folk can look middle eastern... I literally had this conversation with a friend a couple hours ago...

  • @budshepard7240
    @budshepard7240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    One of the most interactive, intense,
    controversial pizza reviews in Dave’s history. Love it!

    • @altec8100
      @altec8100 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and dont forget annoying. that bald guy cant take no for an answer

  • @Stylin_Moses
    @Stylin_Moses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I flew from Toronto to Montville for a wedding recently and tried this pizza, he hit the nail on the hammer with an 8.7 it's actually one of the best pizzas I've had

    • @Synflood-dot-txt
      @Synflood-dot-txt 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yep. Pizza in Canada is not even close to as good as the east coast :)

  • @CaptainColt42
    @CaptainColt42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Dave’s face @ 4:24 when he’s trying to get Frankie to remember a different place is pure anger 😂

  • @MoBDARKGHOST
    @MoBDARKGHOST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    2 coked up guys trying make Frankie Remember something everybody knows the rules. "Frankie!"

    • @chill3525
      @chill3525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Coked up guy who eats a full pizza? Try a bit harder.

    • @siteone1354
      @siteone1354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nick Maitland you must be new here. Let me show you the dislike button.

    • @MIKExVICKx7
      @MIKExVICKx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fish scale good stuff

    • @XYNO_ONYX
      @XYNO_ONYX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @AMSUDZ
    @AMSUDZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Straight to the comments, everyone knows the rules.

  • @SuperMustache555
    @SuperMustache555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Manager: *Grabs slice of Dave's pizza without asking*
    Also Manager: "We're crazy with coronavirus!"

  • @AlainCorona
    @AlainCorona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I swear I've watched this video over 20 times since Friday and I still laugh. Kinda like when you watch old Seinfeld episodes and you still laugh even though you know the whole script.
    One part that cracks me up every time is when the guy on the phone says "a breakfast Pizza".

    • @lauraminster1860
      @lauraminster1860 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is just so NJ. Nothing like it.

  • @ShaunWells
    @ShaunWells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    I f'n love this guys energy. He's the lead character in his life.

    • @danielbarbee7712
      @danielbarbee7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shaun Wells and he watches the F'ing rerun's.

    • @ShaunWells
      @ShaunWells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danielbarbee7712 true story!

    • @michaelolin2219
      @michaelolin2219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He demands perfection from himself. I respect that, not enough have that value.

    • @CosmosProvider
      @CosmosProvider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love imagining the vacuous life of people who find other people's energy remarkable. You must be so much fun to hang out with.

    • @nicolasbelleville8729
      @nicolasbelleville8729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CosmosProvider when did anyone say remarkable?

  • @coolioholio
    @coolioholio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    One guy upset with an 8.7 everyone knows he wanted that 9.3

    • @hassaanawan367
      @hassaanawan367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      More like 6.9

    • @TheACanning
      @TheACanning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s an 8.8 on One Bite

    • @stevenr972
      @stevenr972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I’ll bet Dave slipped him the 4.7 in the men’s room

    • @frizzybob
      @frizzybob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      his girl left him for an 8.7

  • @andrewwatson8591
    @andrewwatson8591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This guy is without question the best surprise guest ever

  • @CeeeN16
    @CeeeN16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dude this guy is gold. Funniest random guest I’ve seen by far.

  • @saltlife8262
    @saltlife8262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1328

    He looks like a Spanish Daniel Cormier.

    • @Ali-ld8wp
      @Ali-ld8wp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not he doesn’t lol. Same gut though

    • @LFSJR.
      @LFSJR. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thought this was on fight island when I first saw the thumbnail.

    • @soapyvanshoey3179
      @soapyvanshoey3179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @OoCOLDasICEoO
      @OoCOLDasICEoO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @aaronh8943
      @aaronh8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cake and chicken guy?

  • @MikeChamp
    @MikeChamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Dave was definitely intimidated. Got insulted, talked-over, gave the guy a great score, and still seemed frazzled.

    • @berrey7
      @berrey7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The guy even took the high ground and stood on the curve to look taller. That's a professional Dave move. One upped from the get-go...

    • @topspot4834
      @topspot4834 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Good. He wasn't threatening but intimidating is fine. He's not happy finishing anywhere but number one. Wish I had an employee with half as much passion!

  • @frozenbacon
    @frozenbacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That stare "I like nines" holy shit ahahaha.

  • @Tsj123
    @Tsj123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:50 “We chip pizzas all over the the country. We chip pizzas”

    • @iamjcb
      @iamjcb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least the dude speaks English, I’ve met lots of people who don’t even try to learn it!

    • @wjkrug
      @wjkrug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iamjcb of course. It’s all in good fun I think

    • @repairshop22
      @repairshop22 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Tsj123
      @Tsj123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wjkrug It is in good fun. I forgot the world is hyper sensitive now
      Edit: @Jonathon Chan

  • @crystallake6198
    @crystallake6198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Dave can't remember anything, is beside himself when Frankie can't remember that one place they went that one time.

    • @jonomackay2759
      @jonomackay2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😑🤣

    • @JustAwesomee
      @JustAwesomee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everyone knows he’s on edge from coke withdrawal

    • @mme152
      @mme152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope he gets to eat pizza in heaven RIP 😫😩😢😭😥

    • @derrickjohnson3656
      @derrickjohnson3656 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahhahaha dead ass

    • @milaszczecina5553
      @milaszczecina5553 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lollllllllllllllllll

  • @user-in2dy1xv7m
    @user-in2dy1xv7m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Dave ate the entire pie standing up. I think he likes it.

    • @oussiel6459
      @oussiel6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He was held at gun point no other choice

  • @alainanicole6558
    @alainanicole6558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Journey " who's crying now " playing while he's telling his story is GOLD!!! HAHAHA

  • @etiuateveamatahau3502
    @etiuateveamatahau3502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Mikeeey! I don’t want to call you Davey cause that’s gay” 😂😂😂

  • @MK-ev4qp
    @MK-ev4qp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    5:22 staredown was at least a 9.3.

  • @wolverine6314
    @wolverine6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This guy is actually upset over an 8.7

    • @kaddo34
      @kaddo34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He likes 9s

    • @mikemay66
      @mikemay66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kaddo34 🤣🤣🤣

  • @patricija4179
    @patricija4179 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I love the fact that Dave said 8.7 thinking he would make the guy happy and then realizing dude is furious😂😂😂

  • @armorykittington
    @armorykittington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "My English is not very good."
    "I've understood everything you've said."
    XD XD XD

  • @714milky
    @714milky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    This foo is more coked out than Prez.

  • @moniker2521
    @moniker2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    THE 8.7 DEATH GLARE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES

  • @Matt61268
    @Matt61268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love Dave. The staredown between these two was awesome.

  • @nikehike
    @nikehike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    GREATEST ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME.

  • @TomKaosOfficial
    @TomKaosOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Upset about a 8.7 😂😂 The last time Dave gave an 8.7 was when Debbie fed him pizza in bed. 💁🏻‍♂️

    • @adamschaan1503
      @adamschaan1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nah that was a 6.9 😏

    • @Ironman829
      @Ironman829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was a 6.9 in a double wide

    • @caesarfiorini
      @caesarfiorini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, pizza sauce all over the bed sheets and DNA all over the headboard.....

    • @samtastisch86
      @samtastisch86 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamschaan1503 haha nice one

  • @grantroberts8939
    @grantroberts8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Homey wasn’t having anything to do with that 8.7 pres! Not impressed 😂

  • @Lilbigrizz
    @Lilbigrizz ปีที่แล้ว +7

    David looks like an aggressive homeless guy when he is yelling at Frankie 😂😂😂😂

  • @9SecondStreetMustang
    @9SecondStreetMustang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I called Weight Watchers, they didn’t approve of me eating this pizza or any pizza for that matter. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @currencytrader4389
    @currencytrader4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    This has to be a top 10 review. Hell, the pizza review took a backseat to everything else that was going on. This guy def seemed amped up on something. Even Dave was sort of left speechless. Weird vibes and chemistry but very entertaining.

    • @turksandwich7538
      @turksandwich7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, this is the post frozen pizza review we have been waiting for.

    • @MIKExVICKx7
      @MIKExVICKx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did to much hard thats why he was wired up boss

    • @habibmate8466
      @habibmate8466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just because someone has good energy and a cool personality doesn’t mean they are on drugs. Joke or not the vibes were not weird and it was a great review. Sorry for your dull personality bro

    • @SanguineYoru
      @SanguineYoru 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he was absolutely hammered out of his mind and also on amphetamines

    • @jasfel5645
      @jasfel5645 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s not on anything, Dominicans are all just upfront with personality.

  • @joelantush8446
    @joelantush8446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Buddy looked like he was gonna kill “Mikey” OVER AN 8.7!!!!

  • @Z3sty367
    @Z3sty367 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This review is definitely going into my "Fave Barstool Pizza Reviews" playlist, this is #40

  • @gambo302
    @gambo302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dave needs to hire this dude as a promotions guy... this dude can sell anything

  • @trippycosmonaut725
    @trippycosmonaut725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    love how he rips a slice and asks Frankie if he wants a one then eats it himself

    • @Sensabaugh
      @Sensabaugh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There were plenty of slices left for Frankie.

    • @theuniversejr
      @theuniversejr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sensabaugh lol it looked like at the end dave grabbed the last slice out the box

  • @troilo1000
    @troilo1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The manager really took a slice 😂😂

  • @martinsun3654
    @martinsun3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    WTF! How come this is the best Show on TH-cam, and this episode is just unbelievable. Dave, you're a funny guy but there's more to it, you attract great weird funny people and it always makes sense, everything falls into place to the point that doesn't make sense, I know I contradict myself but fuck it.

  • @ruip4197
    @ruip4197 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "what's up Mikey " and "Franky, you gonna try" kills me ! 😂😂

  • @bustermcthundernut
    @bustermcthundernut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I love this guy he’s so obnoxious it’s comforting.

  • @oussiel6459
    @oussiel6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    This guy just took a pizza without asking 🤣🤣 and Dave was too scared his hearth stopped for 5 sec when he said his score 🤣

    • @BlazedBob
      @BlazedBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was dying when he grabbed that slice!! hahaha he's a character for sure but i like him.

    • @jabij1
      @jabij1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      weight watchers approoooovee!

    • @Trugamer87
      @Trugamer87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He did offer him a beer 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @oussiel6459
      @oussiel6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Trugamer87 still he snatched that pizza 🤣and Dave was scared

    • @Tolandruth
      @Tolandruth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oussiel6459 Only because he was going to eat the whole thing

  • @detroitplaya1004
    @detroitplaya1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My English is not very good....." I understood everything you said 🤣☠️

  • @anthonythebold1161
    @anthonythebold1161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh look how fast his expression changed at 5:23 😂💯

  • @nickd8238
    @nickd8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    The best part of this video is dave never stopped shoving pizza down his throat lmfao...and Nicks changed to sloppy tuna years ago and its in montauk. Great fuxking review lol

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      love Montauk, but it's gotten Hamptons-y.

    • @Rafick203
      @Rafick203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      APAL880 agreed! I cringed when he said that crappy frat place is in the “Hamptons” idk which one is worst! Lol

  • @dylanpickles308
    @dylanpickles308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This review is going in the record books as an all-time great

  • @gmaster45612374
    @gmaster45612374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thumbnail looks like a GTA loading screen

  • @michaelgrzegorzewski7948
    @michaelgrzegorzewski7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy has the BEST accent EVER and the fact he can't understand that a 8.7 is a GREAT score is even BETTER 🤣
    (Pikzza/Roven/Manikeen/popperrotzo)👌😂

  • @MahaneyMedia
    @MahaneyMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I started cracking up when Dave got pissed that Frankie couldn’t remember that pizza place

  • @WizardlyDesigns
    @WizardlyDesigns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    This guy definitely just staged "walking to his car" to get in the review lolol

    • @MIKExVICKx7
      @MIKExVICKx7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr huge man 🐖 🐷 🐽

  • @DailyDriftingVirtual
    @DailyDriftingVirtual ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dave's face in the thumbnail says it all LMFAO I had to rewatch it for that alone.

  • @willprotinick4077
    @willprotinick4077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is my favorite review. i've watched it a million times. you need to hire this dominican and literally have him on every review, it's great, one bite apppppproooooooveed.

  • @Eddiewinkicks
    @Eddiewinkicks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    this review is giving me anxiety

    • @DiegoReyes-fx2cl
      @DiegoReyes-fx2cl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That dude is to intense

    • @rsohlich1
      @rsohlich1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that coca loca

    • @mme152
      @mme152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh no comments about his death? Damm u guys toxic
      RIP pres

  • @brianhoffman7068
    @brianhoffman7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The comedic value for commenting aside, this was a top ten review.

  • @manolis.799
    @manolis.799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:23
    “It’s an 8.7”
    *record scratch*
    *freeze frame*
    “Yup that’s me, I bet you’re wondering how I got myself into this situation.”

    • @MrTCist
      @MrTCist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As far back as I remember, I always wanted a 9.

  • @neco4045
    @neco4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every now and then i come back to this review to get a good laugh when dave gives his score 🤣🤣🤣...gotta be top 5 review he has done...hilarious!

  • @gawdayum6252
    @gawdayum6252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Can we get a shirt that just says,
    “ALRIGHT FRANKIE, WHERE ARE WE?”

  • @sebrr
    @sebrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Prez: "only been working here what? 23 years, 24?
    the guy: "síí"
    lmao i love this guy

  • @AshtrayAnnie
    @AshtrayAnnie 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This might be the best review of all time. “Hey Mikey” gets me every fucking time😂. Dudes a natural stand-up

  • @chiraqterminator680
    @chiraqterminator680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "That guy seems crazy btw” lolol

  • @kylematthews891
    @kylematthews891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This is one of the better reviews in a long time. I LOVE when the cook/owners interact with Dave and they have such wild and outgoing personalities. Makes the videos that much better.. Also side note, this pizza looked bomb as hell!

  • @TimScottDT
    @TimScottDT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Dude got a 8.7 and depressed as hell lmao wtf

    • @Savethebees9
      @Savethebees9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8.7 on yelp means trash. his review score systems are flawed

    • @ViNNYDICEnice
      @ViNNYDICEnice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Savethebees9 yelp is trash

  • @Turk_2023
    @Turk_2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The interaction between them is phenomenal here

  • @jackcapell8471
    @jackcapell8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is by far one of the best off the rail reviews he has haha

  • @BallJuiceOfZeus
    @BallJuiceOfZeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    One man who never knows where he is, everyone knows Frankie is his carer

  • @MR-sv5cj
    @MR-sv5cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    11 minute review.. theres about to be some hijinx

    • @earthtrotterjones7835
      @earthtrotterjones7835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First thing I look at is the time if it’s over 10 something odd is coming lol

  • @3chrizzl
    @3chrizzl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of the best reviews I've seen in quite a while. Pizza looks great!

  • @robertoakherst6540
    @robertoakherst6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Alright so you can’t order it online” lmao

  • @averagejoe1045
    @averagejoe1045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    One big guy,everybody knows Dave was intimidated

    • @padraig5335
      @padraig5335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wanted to bend the knee to him too.

    • @elbob17
      @elbob17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seems like a douche.

    • @bababooeydude
      @bababooeydude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elbob17 hes just a talker! Lolol been in the customer service industry all his life.

  • @santasdoom5791
    @santasdoom5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Weight watchers approved 😂😂 dudes belly is hanging over his belt lol

    • @bigoshify
      @bigoshify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thicccccc

    • @detroitplaya1004
      @detroitplaya1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gold Belly

    • @nickdelia3880
      @nickdelia3880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not really lol he looks in pretty solid shape

    • @tukos7370
      @tukos7370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's got that bear mode physique. but thats funny as hell.

  • @E_Chap
    @E_Chap 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Prez feared for his life when he dropped the score on the guy. 😂 one of the all time great reviews.

  • @ComedyKraze1
    @ComedyKraze1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Heard the crunch... dude is a cool guy love the friendly banter

  • @Chris-eo1bp
    @Chris-eo1bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This guys brain shut down from the coke in the middle of the story lmao

  • @stock9348
    @stock9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    His face when he said the score 😂😂😂😂

  • @HighP0ints
    @HighP0ints 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The reviews with random guests are so good 😂

  • @matthewnelson9868
    @matthewnelson9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol something about the Journey song kicking in while the guy is telling the story around 9:15 is perfect