Wait, Sisyphus, In ULTRAKILL lore, was a ruler? I thought he just pushed boulders up for eternity, and since the end times never happened in ULTRAKILL, he was kept trapped!
Supreme Machines: Fighting v1 because they need blood Gabriel: Fighting because it's his job and he hates v1 Minos: Fighting because of V1's crimes Sisyphus: "Hey, it's me, Goku! I heard you're pretty strong!"
@@Turbine267 I'm not so sure V2 was doing it for blood. In his first fight, based on his intro, he's fighting for sport, just like V1. In the second fight, V2 is fighting to get revenge on V1 for stealing his arm.
@@UserIsGlassed Back there, there were primitive machines used purely for working or entertaintment purposes. Not like full on tech, but like stuff made of wood, string, and maybe a bit of human labor.
Based on the fact that saying based is so fucking nauseating that I cry every time I see it, the fight against constantly repeating lines is much like Sisyphus' journey.
@@luigi5941 MEASUREHEAD: I SEE YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO THE VICES OF ALGUHL AND DRUGS. THIS IS WHAT SEPARATES THE 'AM SANDWICH RACE FROM THE SUPERIORITY OF PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF. *_(Better Call Saul theme starts playing)_*
@@slugintub634 yeah, i know that after watching the video and seeing the subtitles, but also you're kinda wrongish. he is calling v1 "weapon" like that's v1's name
Half Light: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE??!?!?!?!?!?! Conceptualization: I think you might have answered your own question. Logic: Nonsense, hell doesn't exist. Clearly we are experiencing a delusion or hallucination. Volition: We haven't touched a bottle or needle in weeks. This is all too real.
Inland Empire: We have entered the Nethersphere, and will now be subjected to numerous trials, in order to determine whether we are the weapon, or the shield. This is clearly a test from the gods. Horrific Fabric Particulates: "YEAH MAN! I LOVE BLOOD-RENDING TRIALS! GIVE IT YOUR ALL! LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT A WEAPON WE TRULY ARE! Volition: You do realise we are in Hell? How are you so upbeat about this? Horrific Fabric Particulates: WELL I FIGUTE IF WE'RE IN HELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM HELL! FOR HARRYYYY!!!!! CHAAAAAARRRGE!!!
A visitor? Hmm.. Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has kong since forgotten me name. And I am EAGER to make them remember. However. The blood of Minos stains your hands, and I just admit... I am curious about your skills, weapon. And so, before I year down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven... You shall do as an appetizer.
A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven… You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE
A visit? indeed, i slept for too long, heaven forgot who i am. and i am E A G E R to remind them The blood of minos stains your hands, and i must say im curious about ur skill. And so, before i tear down cities and CRUSH heaven... You should do as a snack. Come forth, man's son, and GET REKT.
"This prison to hold.. ME?" "The people of towny have long since forgotten my name and i am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of combat king stains your hands and i am curious to seewhat you possess. Before i take over this realm and conquer JPX, you, shall do as a warm up. Come forth, children of the asylum.. and DIE!" -klevintoro prime probably
HALFLIGHT: THIS PRISON PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Legendary:SUCESS] TO HOLD ME? PERCEPTION [easy:FAILED]: A visitor? Hmm... Indeen, i have slpet long enough SHIVERS [Formidabble:success]: The kingdom of heaven has long forgotten my name
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However... The blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit... I'm curious about your skills, weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and CRUSH the armies of heaven, You, shall do as an appetizer.
“This prison..to hold...me ?” “A visitor ?” “Hmm...indeed,i’ve slept long enough” “The kingdom of bee has long forgotten my name, and im EAGER to remind them” “Before i go destroy the cities and armies of beehive,you shall serve as a n appetiser” “However,the blood of Beenos stain in your hand,im curious about your skills,weapons” “Come forth,child of man” “and *DIE* “
Sisyphus: Come forth, Child Of Man.
the 3 cents of change in my back pocket:
🪙🪙🪙
**BE- GONE**
Ultrakill fans: nah, shut up and give me my p rank scumbag
Item asylum fans: (in a child voice) THIS GAME COPIED THAT BOSS BATTLE😡😡😡😡
@@CLUSTER_PERSON ⚡️
Unsurprisingly that doesn't even make a dent in his healthbar
I like how you shake your camera in a refusal to be an appetizer.
Bro said "nuh uh"
Nuh uh
appetizer
*parries your words*
Sisyphus Prime: *_"The fuck you mean go-pro's aren't on the appetizer menu?!"_*
i like while minos looks like a weightlifter, sisyphus looks like a strongman, both differentiating how they both ruled
He got that strongponch
yea
Wait, Sisyphus, In ULTRAKILL lore, was a ruler? I thought he just pushed boulders up for eternity, and since the end times never happened in ULTRAKILL, he was kept trapped!
@@Giolopy ... Yes. Check the terminal entries
@@CinnabarCereal sorry I didn’t realize ULTRAKILL had lore I was busy reading the lethal company entrys🧌🧌🧌🧌
I love how the flesh panopticon stops fighting you once it realizes sisyphus woke up, and it needs to dedicate everything to keeping him in.
@chinsaw2727horribly? No... VERY horribly.
"this prison,to hold, ME?!"
Sisyphus: “The blood of Minos stains your hands…”
V1: “Shit, it’s still there?”
“I thought I absorbed that shit”
@@thymecrafter"what if i dri-"
Minos' stuff's all Sticky
@@M4caberguyFreaky Minos
Supreme Machines: Fighting v1 because they need blood
Gabriel: Fighting because it's his job and he hates v1
Minos: Fighting because of V1's crimes
Sisyphus: "Hey, it's me, Goku! I heard you're pretty strong!"
I do not think that either of supreme machines fought v1 for blood
@@seneryyv2 did, earthmover didn't. V2 did it for blood and to get rid of competition
@@Turbine267 I'm not so sure V2 was doing it for blood. In his first fight, based on his intro, he's fighting for sport, just like V1. In the second fight, V2 is fighting to get revenge on V1 for stealing his arm.
@@erictheepic5019 i mean, every machine besides earthmover is in hell for blood
@@Turbine267v2 cant get blood like v1
"yeah so i went to go visit my friend-"
"a visitor?"
"Hm, indeed."
@@That_OneGuy_"I have slept long enough."
@@Stewie_eating_Heisenburger"the kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name..."
@@LunaticApollo "And I'm EAGER to make them remember.."
@@Stewie_eating_Heisenburger "However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit..."
0:18 Oh cool who is this guy- *IS THAT DISCO ELYSIUM?!?*
one must imagine sisyphus killing V1 2984 times
Keep em coming!
NIKO???
@@Nikowo1610 yeah
omg Niko!!!!
@@theonlymann1485 heya.
"Weapon"
"Child of man"
"Creature of steel"
"Machine"
Ultrakill bosses will say ANYTHING but "robot"
You forgot about the "INSIGNIFICANT FUCK"
What you expect, these old ancient dudes do not know about robots.
I mean, machine is technically a robot
@@UserIsGlassed Back there, there were primitive machines used purely for working or entertaintment purposes. Not like full on tech, but like stuff made of wood, string, and maybe a bit of human labor.
let them have their fancy vocabulary.
Fucked up how he's voiced by the narrator from Disco Elysium
Based. You mean based. Absolutely lost my shit when I recognized that voice.
Based on the fact that saying based is so fucking nauseating that I cry every time I see it, the fight against constantly repeating lines is much like Sisyphus' journey.
Minos Prime is voiced by MC Ballyhoo.
I don’t know if I was relieved when Sisyphus broke out of the flesh panopticon or horrified but I was definitely shocked
Dude, his voice is actually very soothing and good, ultrakill is the best.
You’d love Disco Elysium if you like Lenval Brown
Holy shit it's Authority
@@Spaceman-15 it's the whole game
i want him to read me a bedtime story, I'd snooze instantly
@@bunnnyyxxx this is so real
Sisyphus Prime: “Come forth Child of Men, and die”
His HP in a 1/10th of a second: 📉📉📉
I love how despite Sisyphus being the one to kill panopticon you still get the credit with +Big Kill points
sisyphus:this prison is supposed to hold me or is it *vauce music plays*
One must imagine sisyphus happy
Edit: the meme is already dead months ago
*Me and the birds start to play
⚫🏃
One must imagine Sisyphus narrating Disco Elysium
sisyphus happy
Now what lmao
please electro-chemistry i dont want to be a drug addict
*dices rolling*
[ • ], [: :]
Failed
COP GIVES UP THE DETECTIVE GENRE FOR SOCIAL REALISM
@@luigi5941 MEASUREHEAD: I SEE YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO THE VICES OF ALGUHL AND DRUGS. THIS IS WHAT SEPARATES THE 'AM SANDWICH RACE FROM THE SUPERIORITY OF PEOPLE SUCH AS MYSELF.
*_(Better Call Saul theme starts playing)_*
SPEEEEDD!!!!!!!
0:50 pov: 3 month old baby seeing a lego piece on the floor.
He's in the POV of the lego brick
Me eating a Lego brick
the fact tht Sisyphus and MInos could have teared down the heavens if they didnt decide to fight v1 is pretty funny
they couldnt though
Gabriel already killed the council.
im pretty sure v1 chose to fight them cuz it wanted blood
@@Dawg-sw2wz yeah it was both
i always thought he said "skills, weapon, and soul" which is a much cooler line then "skills, weapon and so"
V1 most likely doesn't have a soul, but I could be wrong
@@kz8785 yeah you are right, although i interpreted it as Sisyphus refering back to v1 killing the Prime Soul of Minos
He is not curious about V1's skills and weapon, he is curious about V1's skills AS a weapon
@@slugintub634 yeah, i know that after watching the video and seeing the subtitles, but also you're kinda wrongish. he is calling v1 "weapon" like that's v1's name
@@hellofend4734 What else do you think I meant
Half Light: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE??!?!?!?!?!?!
Conceptualization: I think you might have answered your own question.
Logic: Nonsense, hell doesn't exist. Clearly we are experiencing a delusion or hallucination.
Volition: We haven't touched a bottle or needle in weeks. This is all too real.
Inland Empire: We have entered the Nethersphere, and will now be subjected to numerous trials, in order to determine whether we are the weapon, or the shield. This is clearly a test from the gods.
Horrific Fabric Particulates: "YEAH MAN! I LOVE BLOOD-RENDING TRIALS! GIVE IT YOUR ALL! LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT A WEAPON WE TRULY ARE!
Volition: You do realise we are in Hell? How are you so upbeat about this?
Horrific Fabric Particulates: WELL I FIGUTE IF WE'RE IN HELL, WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM HELL! FOR HARRYYYY!!!!! CHAAAAAARRRGE!!!
Oh boy how I love Disco elysium!
What didn't Harry do to go to hell.
*proceeds to lose a quarter of his health to a few coins
The spare change in my pocket:
-1 Health
Commercialism™️, the most dangerous weapon.
His voice is so cool he's too underrated I am angry.
He narrates an entire story game called Disco Elysium
+ENRAGED
Harrier Du Bois listening to Sisyphus be his internal dialogue
Mr Evrart is helping me find my appetizer
A visitor? Hmm.. Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has kong since forgotten me name. And I am EAGER to make them remember. However. The blood of Minos stains your hands, and I just admit... I am curious about your skills, weapon. And so, before I year down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven... You shall do as an appetizer.
Come forth, Child of Man...
*And DIE.*
Come forth,Child of man,and DIE!
kong
Come forth, child of man.
and die.
instantly dies
Fighting v1 itself is a sisyphean action
until the player gets better. then sisyphus is thrown back to rolling the damn boulder.
Sisyphus is hugging V1 at the end frame, or maybe he's just preparing to suplex V1
"Yeah that's great and all but like"
*coin tossing sound effect*
"yknow?"
Thank you very much
Love how in the 2 seconds following his monologue, A third of the health bar disappears instantly
the filling in the school burrito when I take one bite: 0:05
THIS PRISON.
TO HOLD ME?
(Jack has escaped the box)
0:50 yes you will >:(
"This grill, isn't big enough to grill me?"
If you got this reference, congrats.
“Come forth child of man, and die.”
The 3 quarters in my pocket:
Sisyphus seems kinda chill ngl
this slungus... to hold... ME?
Klevprime refrence!!!111!1!!!
"You can't escape me,"
Me with a quarter of my health already lost: *gulp*
I love the different nicknames the major talking bosses have referred to V1 with. It’s just so satisfying to hear
Bro got shredded right after his speech.
0:19 Anyone else this that this act name would be better for someone like Atlas?
Truee
Wait... Is that drunk Chara?
@@justm1chael_212 yeah
@@justm1chael_212 Yeah
Yeah
I love the line "this prison,to hold.....ME?!"
It sounds so epic when he says it
Fucking disco elysium flashbacks
One must imagine Sisyphus dabbing
When Sisyphus is about to deliver a Sisy-FIST.
harrier du bois my man
a big buff tall golden man king of greed calling you an appetizer.
on my corner of the internet such a line would make alot of people happy.
"Come forth, Child of Man, and die"
The 4 cents in my pocket:
"Come forth child of man and die"
Sisyphus then proceeded to lose half his body to 3 coins
DETECTIVE
ARRIVING
ON THE SCENE
"come forth,child of man , and DIE"
*_gets healthbar drained_*
Proceeds to erase 1/2 of his health in less that a second
“Hm? A visitor?”
“Indeed… I’ve slept long enough.”
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name
@@Maskyy__ And I am EAGER to make them remember.
However
Me when my hot mum friends come at home
I headcannon that this is what King Dee Dee's voice sounds like
Sisyphus:you shall do as a appetizer
V1:nuh uh
One must imagine sisyphus with some change
A visitor? Hmm… Indeed, I have slept long enough. The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit… I'm curious about your skills, Weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities and CRUSH the armies of heaven… You shall do as an appetizer. Come forth, Child of Man… And DIE
Wsg bruh.
sisyphus's voice is so deep that it feels like its vibrating my brain.
0:13-0:18 I love the sound effects here SO MUCH i love this game's sound design
I have no mouth and I must scream looking ahh room:
I LOVE ULTRAKILL
[Half Light]: Success
When a boss drops down with a shockwave that blows you back it is a certified skill check
0:19 detective what are you thinking about
V1 be like: NUH UH **Crush and anihilate sisyphus balls with coins**
Dude went from voicing the kind narrator from Disco elysium to beating you ass just "because"
This prison . . .
To hold
*ME?*
Nice video:)
Bro just shot so many guns the camera broke and we never see the whole fight
i searched the entire sisyphus prime speech and it gave me the actual speech no way💀😭😭😭
Bro threw coins into his pee pee (squinkly poopity poo diddy bobo gabooboo)
This slungus to hold ME?
Hmmm… indeed..
I’ve been sealed long enough
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name.
ITEM ASYLUM REFERANCE?!
A visitor?
Mmmm, indeed. I have slept ling enough
Just realized Sisyphus has the same VA as the narrator in disco elysium
This slungus.. to hold. ME?
-some allusions guy in item asylum
this Prision to hold…. ME?
*shaking intensifies and panopticon breaks*.
A visitor?….hmm…indeed. I have slept long enough
You should serve as the POV as V1. The way you know how’d he react would react. From “Dear god.” to “ULTRARICOCHET+”
just put the boulder up the mountain lil bro😭🙏
A visit? indeed, i slept for too long, heaven forgot who i am. and i am E A G E R to remind them
The blood of minos stains your hands, and i must say im curious about ur skill.
And so, before i tear down cities and CRUSH heaven...
You should do as a snack.
Come forth, man's son, and GET REKT.
"This prison to hold.. ME?"
"The people of towny have long since forgotten my name and i am EAGER to make them remember. However, the blood of combat king stains your hands and i am curious to seewhat you possess. Before i take over this realm and conquer JPX, you, shall do as a warm up. Come forth, children of the asylum.. and DIE!"
-klevintoro prime probably
"This prison...to hold...ME"
actually goes crazy
HALFLIGHT: THIS PRISON
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Legendary:SUCESS] TO HOLD ME?
PERCEPTION [easy:FAILED]: A visitor?
Hmm... Indeen, i have slpet long enough
SHIVERS [Formidabble:success]: The kingdom of heaven has long forgotten my name
i watch this everyday at 6:51 AM for motivation
Minos: steel
Sisyphus: weapon
I love how the first thing you do it get his balls
Sisyphus: you shale be my appetizer
The 4 cents in my back pocket: 😏
Coins right in Sisyphus Rocks
Find it interesting he calls us both weapon and child of man
Like were a kid holding a gun
one must imagine mr doombringer happy
Bros combo went from SSS to B because of the cutscene.
Bro i think i have PTSD
Sisyphus prime is me if my mom say i cant eat candy
his voice is so good I want to hear him yap longer
so there’s this game called disco elysium
Th’ armies o’ heav’n
Did anybody else think "Keith David?!?!" lol, even tho it's probably not him
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name, and I am EAGER to make them remember. However... The blood of Minos stains your hands, and I must admit... I'm curious about your skills, weapon. And so, before I tear down the cities, and CRUSH the armies of heaven, You, shall do as an appetizer.
“This prison..to hold...me ?”
“A visitor ?”
“Hmm...indeed,i’ve slept long enough”
“The kingdom of bee has long forgotten my name, and im EAGER to remind them”
“Before i go destroy the cities and armies of beehive,you shall serve as a n appetiser”
“However,the blood of Beenos stain in your hand,im curious about your skills,weapons”
“Come forth,child of man”
“and *DIE* “
So , what’s with the crazy laugh after you defeated him ?
Simple , he knows that you gonna do his job instead of him : beating up the heaven army.
“And… die.”
*C O I N*
let boy outta the cube
How 9 yr old me feels when it’s the last day of school: