🤣🤣🤣 Or maybe "YES, THATS IT!" "DIE!" also go well together, like the same old couple dropkicking me to what would theoretically have been Gabriel's Reckoning if Minos was still alive
I feel like "Prepare Thyself" and "Die" should be in different places. "Thy end is now" = "You can't escape" "Prepare Thyself" = "This will hurt" "Judgement" = "Destroy" "Die" = "Be Gone."
Imagine how infuriating it would be from their perspective. Fighting an enemy that heals themselves when they attack you, and heal to full if they parry you, moves around like crazy, and has a bunch of different weapons.
Yeah I always thought that players in most games are both kind of silly but also absolute annoyances. They jump around at high speeds, shoot with various weapons, and keep healing.
Actually, I don't think they're even scared of V1 at all. Given that they stripped His light from Gabriel as punishment for losing to it, it's likely they have no idea of what V1 is capable of, nor would they listen if Gabriel were to explain it to them. You're a mere machine. How powerful could you really be, especially in the eyes of Angels?
Though, interesting to note: V1's the first time they'd have to fight something of that level. With all 3 Prime Souls, they had sealed them before (or during, in Sisyphus's case) their transformations, so they never got to see just how easily they could wipe them out, though the very fact they fear them means they at least know that even the weakest of Prime Souls could slaughter them all.
I mean, even if so, we aren’t gonna be going to heaven any. We’re descending in the deeper layers. Plus, gabriel showed the masses of heaven the council’s death, so they’re most likely distraught, with even the possibility of a few going down into hell to cleanse it themselves. There’s no idea what’ll happen.
It really does show up onto the reasons that Minos is easier. His attacks have less reach, they're less frequent, and throughout the entire engagement he keeps a parryable attacks which now gives you not only full health but full stamina
every cool synced attack moment that i noticed while watching at 0.25x speed: 1:48 - Roundhouse Kick and Judgement one after the other 1:52 - V1 is pinched between Minos's DIE and Sisyphus's combo 1:55 - Minos's snake breaking almost lines up with the finishing shockwave of 'You can't escape' 1:58 - Minos goes up alongside the BE GONE shockwave 1:59 - Overhead and slam at the same time 2:03 - Sisyphus lands the DESTROY uppercut, sending V1 up and causing Minos to pattern-break and attempt an uppercut as well 2:05 - DIE and BE GONE lined up to make a cool double-shockwave 2:07 - Minos does an overhead slam and Sisyphus does a kick from the side 2:08 - they both go up at the same time 2:10 - Sisyphus's stomp lines up perfectly with Minos's DIE 2:11 - Sissy gets hit in the glizzy 2:13 - Sisyphus's slam lines up with Minos's second phase (or maybe he damaged Minos and made him enter second phase lol) 2:15 - Minos rushes in and tries to hit V1 away from Sisyphus while he's taunting 2:17 - Both of them go into the air again 2:18 - BE GONE and snake at the same time 2:21 - Sisyphus attempts an uppercut and Minos does a stomp right after which looks really cool 2:22 - Both ranged attacks at the same time 2:27 - BE GONE right after DIE 2:32 - both 4-hit combo moves 2:35 - Finishing stomp and DIE almost at the same time 2:37 - BE GONE lines up with one of Minos's kicks 2:41 - perfect double-overhead 2:44 - even Minos's death explosion lines up with the shockwave of BE GONE yeah i had nothing better to do
you can really tell the difference in their fighting styles. Minos is way more focused on melee combat, using everything he has to get close to you. While sisyphus is in no way defensive, his moveset is centered around AoE explosions/shockwaves and some combos thrown in-between. I can't even imagine how long taking both of them down could've taken lol
Y'know, before trying Ultrakill for myself, these kind of videos were literally drugs straight to my brain, can't comprehend crap about what's happening. After playing Ultrakill, I'm now genuinely in awe how they keep track of when to parry from a 0.4 second sound effect while dealing with teleporting scumbags.
The most over the top anime fight of all time comes not from an anime or fighting game. But from a robot reading the Bible and going “this is whack lemme see this for myself”
Honestly, this would be a cool boss fight for a P-3, fighting two prime souls at once and both having different combat styles(Cain and Abel prime?) and the only way to truly slay them would to defeat both around the same time.
youve given me some good ideas for dodging syphilis didnt think alot of those attacks could be dodged like that i will start fighting him again when im able to p rank up to that point in the level
@@yrowe i literally felt your pain especially when after this you looked at your painfully wasted time in tab 💀and you jumped in elevator so sadly without slam
@@zizikim3174 I've heard of a glitch known as "Microsoft Activation Script" witch allows you to defeat Activate Windows very easily in like one minute ;)
You cant kill Something Wicked, that would be a boss fight on the brink of impossibility I assume you mean killing them both while he chases you? If you do, then holy shit that would be the hardest fight in ultrakill
The chad Sisyphus vs the virgin Minos Wait but Minos was in the Lust layer. This joke was doomed from the very start. And I don’t regret a second of it!😂
Reminds me of the dark souls Boss Vs. Boss videos. You put 2 bosses next to each other and then realize one is so much bigger than you always thought they were.
I have never played ultrakill before but im really amazed by the players who played it like they are very skilled at catching the enemy movement and dashing all around the map
i forgot to say this but i tried this but they kept clipping out of the map and dying, even with the idols. when it did work i will say it was hilarious
"Die!" "Destroy!" "Thy end is now!" "You can't escape." "Crush!" "Begone!" "Prepare thyself!" "Yes that's it!" "Weak!" "Come forth, child of man and die."
a fight like this that is actually designed instead of just fighting 2 bosses together would be awesome. literally one of the coolest challenges on gaming
that would be kinda cool actually something like that would make a cool like opening to p-3, like the tattered remains of the prime souls held together by each other’s fury or something
I didnt you pressing X on the are you sure? thing still opens the door, if i had to guess thats hell its self talking to you and opening the door anyway
surprisingly no I didn't im not really the kinda guy to put my head through my keyboard but I didn't really get mad at all except for the times where I got hit so hard I literally went through the floor
Reminder that minos was trapped in the prison before forming atall and sisyphis was put in his almost immediately after forming, these 2 are nowhere near their full strength when fought
cant wait for people fight all 3 prime souls with only feedbacker
to this moment i feel the ultrakill community can do that with the crazy things they have done
Who’s next I wonder
And on the hardest difficulty with tier 10 radiant
@@le_normi3045 Jesus Christ prime
Wanna watch it together
Sisyphus: "You can't escape-"
Minos: "-Judgement."
Like an old married couple about to dropkick me back to the big bang.
🤣🤣🤣 Or maybe "YES, THATS IT!" "DIE!" also go well together, like the same old couple dropkicking me to what would theoretically have been Gabriel's Reckoning if Minos was still alive
“You can’t escape Judgement” Minosyphus Prime
“You can’t DIE”
@@KingRhoamBosphoramusHyru-mr4gv best one
@@phylaxinator7040nice
"The blood of Minos stains your hands" and you can literally see Minos on v1's hand lol
...judgement...
**little judgement sfx**
@@rin0847 "ʲᵘᵈᵍᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ" *tiny explosion*
creature of steel....
@@basinofdreams put me the fuck down...
Don't worry guys, this is just training for the secret p-4 level where you fight all of the prime souls
P4 - Hakita comes to your house and beat all shit out of you, and you must dodge irl and reach the boss in game.
@@RelKier_is_jdude fist only run
@@existenceexpired1532 Wha? Le qua?
what if p-3 is just actual God
@@jacobschneider3975 Then I'm throwing hands with God
"Thy end is now!" "BE GONE!"
"Prepare thyself!" "DESTROY"
"This will hurt." "Die!"
"Thy end is now!" "You can't escape!"
Damn they sync well
I feel like "Prepare Thyself" and "Die" should be in different places.
"Thy end is now" = "You can't escape"
"Prepare Thyself" = "This will hurt"
"Judgement" = "Destroy"
"Die" = "Be Gone."
@@alfasolmega4458 actually the reason why they made "Die" = "This will hurt" because they actually mean it
@@carmenoneilsantos7206 I guess, but prepare thyself parallels better as a sort of warning.
Be gone = Judgement
Imagine how infuriating it would be from their perspective. Fighting an enemy that heals themselves when they attack you, and heal to full if they parry you, moves around like crazy, and has a bunch of different weapons.
ultrakill is truly annoying gnat simulator
don't forget throwing nails and saws on magnets next to you while you are monologuing
its a pain in the ass aint it
V1 is controlled by the player sadly.
they will always win no matter the odds
Yeah I always thought that players in most games are both kind of silly but also absolute annoyances.
They jump around at high speeds, shoot with various weapons, and keep healing.
It's neat how they alternate when they do their attacks to create an inescapable whirlwind of whatever prime souls are made of
WILLPOWER!
sheer fucking will
and a little bit of fame
@@cokedib only a smidge tho (I’m pretty sure the fame aspect only applies to the husk side of things)
Pure *BEEF*
This really puts into perspective why the Kingdom of Heaven is so scared of Prime Souls.
*_And of V1._*
Actually, I don't think they're even scared of V1 at all. Given that they stripped His light from Gabriel as punishment for losing to it, it's likely they have no idea of what V1 is capable of, nor would they listen if Gabriel were to explain it to them.
You're a mere machine. How powerful could you really be, especially in the eyes of Angels?
Though, interesting to note: V1's the first time they'd have to fight something of that level. With all 3 Prime Souls, they had sealed them before (or during, in Sisyphus's case) their transformations, so they never got to see just how easily they could wipe them out, though the very fact they fear them means they at least know that even the weakest of Prime Souls could slaughter them all.
I mean, even if so, we aren’t gonna be going to heaven any. We’re descending in the deeper layers. Plus, gabriel showed the masses of heaven the council’s death, so they’re most likely distraught, with even the possibility of a few going down into hell to cleanse it themselves. There’s no idea what’ll happen.
According to Dante's inferno, hell leads to purgatory, which leads to heaven, so it's likely we'll be in heaven @@themostcertified4377
At what point is this considered Masochism?
when it's punch only.
when I add the ukbutt mod
@@yrowe do it
@@yrowe do it
@@yrowe do it
Flesh prison and Minos are short kings
bitch theyre literally taller than you
also hi charli
minos is 7 feet tall
Nah, Sisyphus is just huge guy
Sisyphus is like 10 feet
minos can dunk on shaq
I love how it went from 5 min to 62 min in this fight in just 3 minutes. Time travel is wonderful.
really crazy how time does that huh
It really does show up onto the reasons that Minos is easier. His attacks have less reach, they're less frequent, and throughout the entire engagement he keeps a parryable attacks which now gives you not only full health but full stamina
Minos on violent loses parry-able attacks once he enters phase 2.
@@GheeseEmpty he still has the parryable snake
@@GheeseEmpty you forgot the snakes
@@carbonbasedorganism you still get damaged even if you parry tho
@@lnawesome sisyphus has almost all his attacks parryable too
every cool synced attack moment that i noticed while watching at 0.25x speed:
1:48 - Roundhouse Kick and Judgement one after the other
1:52 - V1 is pinched between Minos's DIE and Sisyphus's combo
1:55 - Minos's snake breaking almost lines up with the finishing shockwave of 'You can't escape'
1:58 - Minos goes up alongside the BE GONE shockwave
1:59 - Overhead and slam at the same time
2:03 - Sisyphus lands the DESTROY uppercut, sending V1 up and causing Minos to pattern-break and attempt an uppercut as well
2:05 - DIE and BE GONE lined up to make a cool double-shockwave
2:07 - Minos does an overhead slam and Sisyphus does a kick from the side
2:08 - they both go up at the same time
2:10 - Sisyphus's stomp lines up perfectly with Minos's DIE
2:11 - Sissy gets hit in the glizzy
2:13 - Sisyphus's slam lines up with Minos's second phase (or maybe he damaged Minos and made him enter second phase lol)
2:15 - Minos rushes in and tries to hit V1 away from Sisyphus while he's taunting
2:17 - Both of them go into the air again
2:18 - BE GONE and snake at the same time
2:21 - Sisyphus attempts an uppercut and Minos does a stomp right after which looks really cool
2:22 - Both ranged attacks at the same time
2:27 - BE GONE right after DIE
2:32 - both 4-hit combo moves
2:35 - Finishing stomp and DIE almost at the same time
2:37 - BE GONE lines up with one of Minos's kicks
2:41 - perfect double-overhead
2:44 - even Minos's death explosion lines up with the shockwave of BE GONE
yeah i had nothing better to do
the dedication of this man
mad respect
2:10 if you liked "Hit Minos in the Pinos", you'll enjoy "Hit Sisyphus in the Phallus"
🥵
sorry
hit sissy in the glizzy
Someone give him a windows activation key, he deserves it
1:19 "the blood of minos stains in your hands" (literally)
I like how Sisyphus says "CRUSH" in all caps, like he knows Minos said that too.
You have got to turn on bottplog support to really experience this greatness
Two of them in you at the same time 🥵
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 i can not comprehend
@@nalilito_akoit seems you never played rogue
BRO?
No
More like 'Trying to Develop Epilepsy and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome at the Same Time'.
least [insert mental disorder] ultrakill player
how tf do u develop epilepsy
you can really tell the difference in their fighting styles. Minos is way more focused on melee combat, using everything he has to get close to you. While sisyphus is in no way defensive, his moveset is centered around AoE explosions/shockwaves and some combos thrown in-between. I can't even imagine how long taking both of them down could've taken lol
Im imagining a layer 9 secret encounter with "sissy" and "pinos", like how the double encounters have seperate names
WE NEED IT
Sussy and Pinos
"phrepare pry self" "pulseless"
"DESROY" "BE GON!"
cant wait till later in the game when these guys become common enemies like the other bosses, also really scared to see these boys with radiance
they're not becoming common enemies, but if it happenned i'd shit myself
@@null4145 p3 just has like 20 minos primes before the fight
@@Mike-zb1cg Prime Echoes
Wait that’s a METROID game nvm
@@halyoalex8942 nah more like the mgrr clone thingys
I think people are beating Minos at Radiance 3 by now.
Y'know, before trying Ultrakill for myself, these kind of videos were literally drugs straight to my brain, can't comprehend crap about what's happening.
After playing Ultrakill, I'm now genuinely in awe how they keep track of when to parry from a 0.4 second sound effect while dealing with teleporting scumbags.
"Humans aren't suposed to do this sh1t, we're supose to be harvesting weat and... dying of small pox" - Max0r
The most over the top anime fight of all time comes not from an anime or fighting game. But from a robot reading the Bible and going “this is whack lemme see this for myself”
"this shi boring I'm gonna go purge hell"
2:40 minos and sisyphus doing the same move in the air at the same time
Besties goals
Honestly, this would be a cool boss fight for a P-3, fighting two prime souls at once and both having different combat styles(Cain and Abel prime?) and the only way to truly slay them would to defeat both around the same time.
I was kinda thinking that
if they were both larger enemies getting blood won't be too hard, and the chaos makes the fight super cool
Eh, I think more Jacob and Esau prime
I was thinking Adam and Eve Prime where Adam would be the last prime soul killed. The first human would also be the last human.
Ok, I know it tends for Greek mythos, but Cain Prime would be fking badass
Agony and Tundra fight for the 3rd act is literally just the P-3 fight. Got it.
And you did all of it without activating windows. Congrats
People who point that out are like bots, so to you I have to say
"Machine, turn back
NOW 🌩"
overused joke
@@jking4854 "THE MECHANISMS OF THIS PROGRAM ARE NOT FOR YOUR KIND"
youve given me some good ideas for dodging syphilis
didnt think alot of those attacks could be dodged like that
i will start fighting him again when im able to p rank up to that point in the level
just wear a condom smh my head
The doctor diagnosing me with Syphilis: *"This will hurt."*
@@altruistmusic sissyphussy
Pinosphus prime is what I would call this
thats their ship name
@@SpooperIsEverywhere man im dead
@@geovonnirichardson5273 literally the v1 in this video
@@SpooperIsEverywherewait rlly??
i thought it was minophus
@@SpooperIsEverywherewait what?
I just love them both screaming at you. The voice work combined with all the other sounds just makes, such an experience.
Therapist:Minorstein and Sismough aren't real and they can't hurt you
Minorstein and Sismough:
Ornstein and Smough do be looking very different now
the blood of minos stains your hands- oh wait there he is
2:09 poor sishypus
that’s gotta leave a mark
Uktrakill community: I want stronger battles, I WANT WAR
Hakita: fuck off bruh
hakita gonna add a mode after ultrakill must die that’s just like “good luck” with every enemy on 100x stats and V1 is permanently HM hooked
all this, but you still have not activated windows?
It took this man 174 deaths to do this and you go ahead and kill him for the 175th time?
The windows key is the p-3 boss
so based
lol didnt notice bc I also dont have it activated yet xD
😂
Can't wait for the P-P, where you'll fight the 3 prime souls, in full radiant, and then fight god himself
you love pp dont you
"The blood of Minos stains your hands"
Mininos in his hand: 0
3:28 the saddest thing i've ever seen
I completely forgot I had screwdriver in slot 1
@@yrowe i literally felt your pain especially when after this you looked at your painfully wasted time in tab 💀and you jumped in elevator so sadly without slam
now do minos + sysiphus + activate windows
activate windows is a very hard boss, i dont know how he can even do it! i been struggling with it for quite a few years
@@zizikim3174 I've heard of a glitch known as "Microsoft Activation Script" witch allows you to defeat Activate Windows very easily in like one minute ;)
@@zizikim3174 is this supposed to be a joke or something
@@dandys_world_fan-b1sof course not, activate windows is the hardest boss u will ever meet
i p ranked activ windows first try, it was not easy keeping my hp up tho.
at 3:05 you can see "Go to settings to activate windows" in the bottom right corner
And?
Okay?
I need a good “Judgement” and “Begone” in sync perfectly lol
Thanks! This was the first ever video that introduced me ultrakill it just popped in my recommended and I watched it then got hooked.
I got a feeling that something like this will happen at some point where you fight multiple prime souls at the same time and it will only be suffering
Sisyphus saying this will hurt and minos immediately saying DIE is so violent
"The blood of King Minos stains your hands"
he says while V1 is holding a tiny king minos.
"Child of man..."
"AND DIE"
"Press 'R' to-"
Fighting all 3 prime souls AND something wicked at the same time. That sounds like a good idea
You cant kill Something Wicked, that would be a boss fight on the brink of impossibility
I assume you mean killing them both while he chases you? If you do, then holy shit that would be the hardest fight in ultrakill
that’s actually genius, maybe doing full game with something wicked would be even cooler
It's funny how flesh panopticon is so much of a joke that it just dies while you focus fire flesh prison
he really does just die of cringe in like 30 seconds
The chad Sisyphus vs the virgin Minos
Wait but Minos was in the Lust layer. This joke was doomed from the very start.
And I don’t regret a second of it!😂
yea now it makes sense that he says "this prison, to hold me?"
Reminds me of the dark souls Boss Vs. Boss videos. You put 2 bosses next to each other and then realize one is so much bigger than you always thought they were.
I have never played ultrakill before but im really amazed by the players who played it like they are very skilled at catching the enemy movement and dashing all around the map
Alright, I now understand why the human soul has the potential to go Prime.
So if you go to hell, at least you know that you can turn demigod-like.
"The blood of Minos stains your hands"
V1: "look at this cool action figure I got"
Undoubtably the coolest shit ive seen in a video game period
Imagine if minos was a _fully_ formed prime soul here.
i love how minos is made even more dangerous because sisyphus taeks your attention away from him, and vice versa
Well done! When P-3 drops I look forward to seeing all three done simultaneously >:)
i think the hardest part of that isn’t actually doing the fight but spawning 2 things each reset
i’d go insane
more than i already have ofc
when P-ranking full game isn't enough to flex:
"the blood of minos stains your hands..."
V1 : dude he's literally right here
sisyphus : how the fu-
I love the choked nuke boost at the end
Minos Prime: Die!
Sisphus Prime: you cant Escape
V1: *parrys every attack*
The next prison will be a ball
The next soul will be baller
this is the greatest p-3 idea i’ve ever read
Sisyphus: “Prepare for trouble!”
Minos: “And make it double!”
Ladies and gentlemen, he did it.
He ULTRAKILLED™
They work so well together this should be official there should be an actual Sisyphus and minos boss fight
sooooo... can you play the entire game while being chased by those 2? it would be amazing
I would like to see that lol, them screaming at him while he's just running for his life, having to deal with common enemies at the same time.
Also, idol them so you can't kill them
i forgot to say this but i tried this but they kept clipping out of the map and dying, even with the idols. when it did work i will say it was hilarious
"Come forth, child of man... And-"
*"THY END IS NOW!"*
Would honestly look forward to fighting their remnant imprints in P3 for entry to the boss room.
"Die!" "Destroy!"
"Thy end is now!" "You can't escape."
"Crush!" "Begone!"
"Prepare thyself!" "Yes that's it!"
"Weak!" "Come forth, child of man and die."
I love how Sisyphus made everyone use the screwdriver without telling them to, I wonder if that was intentional from Hakita
I'm pretty sure it was intentionally
P-3 forces players to use alternate marksman revolver trust me
1:50 THE WAY YOU SHOOT BOTH OF THEM WITH A PIERCER IS SO COOL, WTH
I wish we actually got to fight the Flesh Panopticon
So far the only way until Encore levels come out is to spawn it on the Sandbox
yeah me too flesh panopticon is so cool in sandbox
Sisyphus: "however. The blood of minos stains your hands"
Minos: "I'M RIGHT HERE"
pretty sick, i like seeing stuff like this where theres still a couple mistakes here and there. Makes it feel like an actual humans doing it lmfao.
yeah i got pretty used to mistakes when i was doing this lmao
"a visitor? hmm... indeed, i have" -Sisyphus Prime
The fact that he also played through the whole level
this was before the shortcut, and on the first run i did beat the level fully but i reset by accident and just no clipped to the fight lol
"The blood of Minos stains your hands..."
"Nuh uh! He' right there!"
Minos looks like Sisyphus's summon
Sisyphus is a fucking unit compared to minos
@@CAPTAiNC Eh, i like both.
@@CAPTAiNCYeah, he is HUGE.
"The 2 girl in the class saying they're the best duo"
"Minos and sisyphus prime other wise:
I swear at some point were just going to get a bonus challenge with the three sanctums together
P-S WE THREE KINGS
a fight like this that is actually designed instead of just fighting 2 bosses together would be awesome. literally one of the coolest challenges on gaming
Sisyphus prime:back targetting nuke
Minos prime: a fly that maxed out martial art
i honestly cant think of a better way to put it lmao
now imagine them working like tundra and agony where they can resurrect themselves unless they die at the same time
that would be kinda cool actually
something like that would make a cool like opening to p-3, like the tattered remains of the prime souls held together by each other’s fury or something
POV: Gabriel is about to get DESTROYed as JUDGEMENT for his crimes
ultrakill players achieving a higher plane of consciousness just to kill virtual god:
This is probably gonna be the room to be able to beat in order to fight the boss of P-3
Its intimadting how sisyphus makes minos look puny
its kind of nuts because i remembered them being similar sized
apparently not
Sisyphus actually kinda looks too big, it becomes a little awkward to fight him
I like how you are mostly shooting sysiphus and minos is like a little kid screaming and running around trying to catch you
I didnt you pressing X on the are you sure? thing still opens the door, if i had to guess thats hell its self talking to you and opening the door anyway
I both understand and don't understand what your saying
@@dr.consumerock6798
Hell is alive.
@@dr.consumerock6798 hell is alive.
I hate typing on mobile, major spelling error
that piercer revolver shot lined up perfectly at 1:50
This resonates with me deeply as a college student
if this is what college is like i’m fucked lmao
PRIME /// THIRD
WINDOWS KEY
On a serious note, you're beyond salvation, that was an impressive feat, congrats!
Now I feel like a clown against a simple machine
imagine this being the fight before you can enter the P-3 Arena where the 3rd prime soul is (i could see this in the game for some reason)
62 minutes
I bet you don’t regret a SECOND of it
surprisingly no I didn't
im not really the kinda guy to put my head through my keyboard but I didn't really get mad at all
except for the times where I got hit so hard I literally went through the floor
Minos Prime:DIE!
"going 982717 bps"
2:41 that overhead sync tho!
"The blood of Minos stains your hands"
Minos in hand : I'M RIGHT HERE
Reminder that minos was trapped in the prison before forming atall and sisyphis was put in his almost immediately after forming, these 2 are nowhere near their full strength when fought
Heaven when these two team up to kill them: 😳