ASMR Teaching You How to Blend in with Humans (Over-Explaining)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Welcome to Human Tasks 101 where I will teach you how to put on gloves, place a thing in a box, and use a brush.
Inspired by Gibi!
• ASMR | Over-Explaining...
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You may think this is for aliens, but in reality this is just for us when quarantine is over and we must readjust to life and normal human activities.
Baltazar well im an alien
I was thinking the same thing XP
I'm a rabbit
Bruh @baltazar you’re a 5 head
Ok just saying have you seen the likes ?
After spending 5 years in this course you can enroll in the genetically altered being entities or the GABE’s
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Hmmm, seems leagit
Username checks out
Very under-estimated comment
Taylor is my brother's name and I think he needs lessons for interacting with the humans 😂😂😂
Marno teaches this class like he’s gone thru it before...
😂
Yeah, I was in his class. I failed at the glove section though.
Ur welcome I made this comment exactly 800 but I could leave it at 799
Emberry Berry Fan! I read this comment and then looked at what number like I am, I’m the 899 like 😤
Where else would he know to blend in with “the hyooms” so well?
10/10, very good guide for anyone interested in visiting Earth. There aren't many resources and guides out there and many don't cover the basics, which are of course the most important part for anyone wishing to pass as a human. It's unfortunate that this is necessary but so many humans do tend to take other sentient intelligent species as a threat to their planet. (still not sure where they got the idea from, it is a decent tourist destination but there are better out there). Definitely recommend this guide to anyone about to make the jump to Earth!
thanks, doctor, truly inspired to hear you saying this wonderful thing about my mission planet😍
ahhh your profile pic makes this so much better
I read that in Thirteen’s voice
im glad i wasn't the only whovian intrigued by the title
Totally! Had no idea what to do with this two-armed body when i got in, but I think I'm getting the hang of it now! Put on my first glove today thanks to this tutorial. I can't wait to start more advanced courses such as "walking" so I could be among the humans! This was such a helpful course, would totally recommend!
How I imagine my first human interaction:
*waves*
Me: Greetings human I notice you also have gloves on due to frigid weather.
*gestures golves*
Human: Why yes I put it on by wiggling my hand and pulling up with the other.
Me: As did I. Did you brush your hair before or after applying the gloves?
Human: I apply gloves after brushing hair. I did make the common mistake of taking the brush and going through my head this day.
*nudges and displays camera*
Me: Yes I also make that mistake often. Notice my camera I use for picture taking in this undesirable weather ridden area. I can remove and apply lense cap with ease.
*takes off then replaces lense cap*
Human: Yes weather in not desirable. I often find the removal and application of lense cap difficult.
Me: Here as a token of friendship, take this box with suprise contents.
*hands human box*
Human: Thank you for this gift I love how you decorated the box.
*opens the box*
Human: Oh, wow. A ring. I shall put this on my ring finger for that is why it has this name.
*human smiles*
The one lovestory we all needed
this needs to be a fanfiction. two ghosts who lost all memories of life both suddenly get a second chance at life after a demon spell goes wrong. the resulting hilarity is 2 humans that don't understand how to be human yet, trying to each fake it to the other and accidentally partake in a long courtship process by mere chance.
James Swanson i...love this.
😂
@@xXIronPeachesXx someone send me the link when it's fr lmaoo
Warning: This video is potentially dangerous. Do not put rings into small boxes and give them to the humans. I have tried and got various results, generally with some sort of extreme emotion, often disgust or confusion. The humans may have a strange glitch relating to the giving of rings, this requires further experimentation. Until this is worked out, please refrain from using this tutorial to give rings to humans. Thank you
Greetings. I am a human researcher, and the glitch related to gifting them with rings seems to be tied to a ritual called marriage. Marriage is seen as the ultimate declaration of desire to form an exclusive mating bond between two human specimens, and to indicate a wish to marry, one will give the other a ring. I concur with your conclusion, one must definitely exercise caution when giving rings to humans, lest the human in question mistakes intent.
@@orionllewelyn-arndt3116 Thank you for conducting this research so promptly. This ritual sounds confusing, would you be willing to create a more comprehensive report on its impact on giving rings, as we currently have no tutorial on how to give anything else?
@@logancamp9098 Hello! Another human researcher here.
The giving of the ring in the box is a complicated ritual. Some humans mate for life, and thus the giving of the ring in the box is a declaration that you would wish to mate for life with a human.
It is often done when humans have already shared dens and mated with one another for a considerable amount of time. Thus, when you give the ring in a box to a human you have not done the prior to they Express confusion, as you have not done the prior preparation.
(this whole thread gives me “a group where we pretend to be an ant colony” vibes)
Salutations! I am yet another human researcher! I have been observing my assigned specimen for some time, and in that time, I have discovered other objects that can be gifted to humans in boxes! One can use a reflective metallic disk in which humans can observe in their “Movie Players.” More research could be conducted on the possible misnomers humans can have of your intent in gifting a metallic disk, however I believe they are not linked to “Marriage.” Where we fall short on the matter is the lack of tutorials on placing one of the reflective metallic disks into a box.
“Every human has two hands”
People with one arm: ...
People with no arms: wait you guys are getting arms?!
*laughs in prostetic*
Yikes
Blind dudes who think having no arms is normal becasue no one told them
Hmmmm....
If you have less than two functional arms, you have lost your human privileges. Get in the box over there, the others are waiting for you.
Wow Marno’s uploads fit perfectly with my horrible, random sleeping schedule 👌😂 thank you Marno!!
Same same
Artsy Andria bro no way, SAME😂 it’s 2:30 am rn lol
Delaney Russell ayyyy eastern standard time
here its 8:19 am, and yes Im NOW about to sleep😂
1:23 am rn for me
The real question is: how soggy are aliens?
A Graham cracker left in milk a little too long? A leaf in a puddle? An old gym sock? Who knows? There's probably a chart to convert human sogginess to alien sogginess. Most likely a blade of grass after a night rain tho.
@@loganbrown9895 so what you're saying in relation to if Aliens get soggy... is that they dew.
DRida64 i spent an unhealthy amount of time laughing at this comment
Yeah are aliens like snakes or snails
Not sure, I think it would depend on what kind? Like, some could be socks after stepping in a stream but others could be a wet rag after 2 hours in the sun.
Pov: You're Taylor "Cheeto in a puddle" blevins also known as "popsicle sticks", after telling Gabe that your level of soggyness was 1 he sent you to this human task class to re-learn how to become a human and regain your soggyness level.
This is just too precise, we’re going to need to take you in
@@sunflowr1651 Sorry but this ain't my first rodeo.
I can tell just how soggy you are from your profile picture
Bob Sponge you have linked the channel videos together oh my god marnoverse
are we, by chance, related to tyler “ninja” blevins?
This video is perfect for me, given that my favorite trigger is whispering. However, I wish you had clarified that "wiggling" is what humans call oscillation. Also, why do humans have a finger devoted to rings?
They're quite vain creatures. They dedicate one finger entirely to shiny things rather than all fingers to them, since that would restrict movement.
If you try and give them something special they just run away.. I don't get why the humans do it..😞
I think it's because there is a vain in your ring finger.
"or you can fold your hand and make a fist...
.... that will come in use later"
he's going to teach us how to punch someone
Please delete this comment, this is a warning on behalf of [REDACTED]
*punch.....Y E S-*
I'm afraid I thought of something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
@@jonathonredacted3396 ?
uM, NO!!! its for bro fist bumping!!! but only once youre ready to gain bonds with humans
I identify now as Jessica, but my given name is N7 s5. Under my latest assignment, I have struggled to fully understand the concept of a “glove”. Thank you for this tutorial!
is it pronounced Kyle
X Æ-12
MemeBusters yeah she misses the mark to use that
Jessica Kessel i think i saw you N7 s5 on the trasportation to earth,
I remember being inspired my your name choice, very good,
I met a lot of humans that had been given that name, i was suprised,
By the way (a human expression i learnt), im G4 f1, so we almost havethe same experation date!
First time I’ve ever enjoyed online class 😂
Too bad you'll sleep during class and get detention
Why do we have names for every finger but only names for two toes??
yo wtf
Why thumb and pinkie?
That's all we need for most communication. The big toe is the biggest deal, the one that helps you balance most and you probably have most control over. The pinky toe is the one that is generally stubbed on things. The fingers are used much more extensively and individually, in addition to being seen a lot more than toes, so it makes sense that we have commonly known names for each finger. Idk if you were legit wondering, but you had two question marks and you are on a video to help blend in with humans so there's my thoughts.
Why's it called fingering when I use one finger and fisting when I stick my fist in, but just a "kick in the ass" whether or not I use my toes or my whole foot?
Meowchie foot in the ass
Makes a fist: "This will be useful later"
My dirty-minded dumb ass: *"......PFFT-"*
XD
😳
to fist bump someone 😎🤜🤛😎
@@fartmaster684 HeLl YeA!
what past time do you gotta have for an entire fist with someone lmao
Finally, the guidelines for introverts in case the quarantine ends
*i n c a s e*
Who says we’ll leave the house then?
@@m4xx158 fair enough
It will end when the guy playing plague ink wins
we’re eventually gonna leave our houses. this isn’t how we normally live. look at us after the bubonic plague. we were still leaving our houses. quarantine isn’t our right lifestyle. we need to be out of our houses
Yo someone get X Æ A- 12 watching this before he leave the house
Who is that
@@gothmenincombatboots the musk boi
k y l e
f3n357ra its not pronounced kyle
Its parents are gonna force it to watch human tutorials so it doesn't reveal that it's a robot
instead of going to kindergarten X Æ A-12 will just be taking “human tasks 101” in 5 years
The one dislike is the person who still doesn’t understand
They are humans
He’s a human spy
The hoomans have come, how can we trust you?
If by one you mean 60, then yea.
"Person"
Taylor? It's pronounced X ae a-12, mortal.
Glen is punching the air rn
Can confirm
X Æ A-12*
X Æ a-12* which is pronounced "Kyle"
@@Infinity-fn2kv I thought it was X Ash Archangel Twelve
I’m convinced that whichever alien race is learning how to be human usually uses telekinesis so they need tons of practice with actually... touching stuff and operating it
Underrated comment
Marno: brushes hair back *vanishes*
Gabe: appears
@GogoT Plays if you go watch some of his "asmr roleplays where you don't know what roleplay it is" videos you'll find out.
I got so scared when I heard my name in the beginning
Taylor Olsen same
BOO!👻
same lmfao
Change your name
When the teacher tells you to be as specific as possible...
me bullshitting all my essays
this is what Elon Musk’s son’s homeschool lessons are gonna be like
My friends: "ASMR sounds gross and isn't real. How do you like this?"
Me: "mmm tingles go brrrr"
They say it isn't real????? Why
@@oneyayeetplz Maybe it has to do with some people not feeling tingles while others do and etc. I personally don't feel anything from these videos in that sense, but ASMR allows me to enter a relaxed mental space almost like meditation, so I'm still addicted lol
I believe hearing that it’s an evolutionary trait remaining from when we were primates/primate-like. Apparently, the close noise simulates communal grooming? Idk maybe I’m wrong or it was a dream
Same!
@@yoschiii still go brrrrrr
why are we interacting with humans?
Seems dangerous
I heard they all have a virus right now. Not good
Aliens haven't been briefed on covid yet. That's volume 2 info.
At least this quarantine gives us some time to catch up in class.
this video was made for X Æ A-12
You fool, this IS X Æ A-12
I always struggled when trying to open boxes, all of my other human associates laughed at my failure to open a box, thanks to this tutorial I can finally open a box and not be laughed at
This is what X Æ A-12 will listen to when he's about to go to sleep
When he brought up the toilet paper and said ”Im gonna show you how to use this” I was like 😳
Lmao
MysticCoco yoba eto ti?
Welcome to Biology, Social Skills, Rehabilitation, Philosophy, History, Science, Technology, Photography, Item Muipulation, Cleaning, Pressure Measurement, and finally Cool Class
The one dislike is the guy who couldn’t blend in with the humans
No no...it's the person who only has 1 hand.
@@LarissaDawn no its the person who couldnt dust the box
Such an original comment
@@1996Pinocchio funny how comments of people saying "wow so unoriginal" is unoriginal in itself
@@haiikulogic8295 thank you for saying that man I'll give you a sub for that have a good day
Everyone: Awake cause of that quarantine sleep schedule
Marno: Not for long
My sleep schedule is going around the clock. I was going to bed at 11-12. This shifted to 1-3, and now 4-6. I expect to work my way all the way around before the year is over.
AJBAXTER7677 dude I’m falling asleep at 8 am waking up at 4 pm with work on Monday again cause I’m essential. I wanna die
@@lukelyon6199 Well I'd like to thank you for what you're doing amidst the virus. I don't know what essential branch you're a part of but I still give you mad credit no matter what. Best of hopes to you and yours and anyone who reads this. Stay safe during these trying times.
You and Gibi both posting an over-explaining video today is telling me something about the ASMR community.....you're all a hivemind of aliens.
Tingles are a side effect of their audio probing.
When gobierno said “you’re a human. I’m a human...for the most part” and then this video. You may be onto something
LookhereItsJay they sometimes will sync video schedules
how come we aren’t taught any of this when we are being created inside our mothers?
You are you just can't remember.
Logan Brown -,-,
Usually your mother teaches you most of this after you emerge.
when you are removed there is a small period where you are waited on and then the training process commences
Your pfp is cute
My fellow lizard people and I enjoyed this
The sounds in this tutorial were very pleasing to my human ears
NORTHERN DOWNPOUR no but I am
Plot twist: Marno is actually a human trying to deceive the human look-a-likes trying to deceive the humans who have discovered the human look-a-likes who don’t know the humans know of the human look-a-likes
I- uh, what?
Me: *is named Taylor* Oh I’ve just been undercover this whole time? That explains a lot...
I'll have you know I graduated top.of my human class along with Mark Zuckerberg.
Lmao
i really don't think Mark should've passed
It’s a blessed video. I got a Nameless Nomad ad
This reminds of that spongebob episode where spongebob shows Patrick how to open a jar
the lid the lid the lid the lid lid lid lid lid lid lidlidlidlidlid FREEZE
Oh no I broke it!
Finally ;) I can live out my dreams as a lowly hum- I mean Person. !! (Did I type in the correct human conversation medium?)
Kole Williamson Yes! It shall be a wonderful time being normal human beings (I believe you did extraordinary)
I was feeling kinda cruddy about myself today. Your upload came at a good time, your sense of humor never fails to make me smile. Have a great one man
I know this is late and will most likely get buried, but anyway...
He's teaching an alien to blend in with humans. Dude, I'm human and dont know how to blend in with humans.
This video reminds me of my forensics teacher, who told us when writing a step by step procedure, we need to write it like we are talking to the dumbest person alive, for example, drinking water.
Step 1: using your feet, and legs, (if you dont have any, tough.) Walk to your kitchen.
Step 2: go to your cabinet or cupboard, or where ever you store your cups, and open the the cabinet door.
Step 3: grab a cup
Step 4: close the cupboard door
Step 5: using your feet and legs again, walk towards you water supply. (Ex: fridge, sink, bottled water, filtered water jug, etc.) **Make sure to bring your cup with you!!
Step 6: if you are using a jug, bottled water, or any separate container for water, put down your cup onto a flat surface such as a table or a counter, then, if your container had a cap, gently unscrew it to the left. Then, gently pour your water, into the cup. When you are done, stop pouring and place the separate container down onto a flat surface, and pick up your glass of water.
If you are using a sink, then simply place your cup underneath the faucet where the water runs, and turn the knob and fill your cup. When you are done, removing your cup from underneath the faucet, and turn off the sink, by turning the knob the opposite way.
If you are using a fridge, place your cup against the lever, and decide whether you want ice or not. If you do, press the "ice" button, or, press the "crushed" or "cubed" option. If you would not like ice, then make sure you've pressed the "water button" and watch as the water flows to the certain level that meets your satisfaction. When you sre down, simply remove the glass from the lever.
If you drink from the hose, you're probably a 90's kid, or and early 2000's (1990-2004. 2005 isnt allowed because they're gross freshman) and you're most likely going to survive covid-19, so you're clearly superior so you dont even need a glass.
Step 7: place the glass to your lips, and create a gap. Tilt your head back slightly and began drinking. When you finish, place the dish in the sink. If there are no dishes, wash your fucking cup. If there are several dishes, gently place it into the sink and run away and act like you were never there.
I always knew Marno was an alien.
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i read the title as ‘..how to blend humans” and i almost LOST IT
OH
i did not realize it wasn't the title and thought it was like a "the good place" roleplay until i saw your comment, honestly i wouldn't be surprise coming from marno lmao
You're soooo not alone on that
I'll get the blender.
I've got the sacrifices orphans
I’ve never been this early and I’m not even that early
I'd say that you were fairly early, about 6 minutes after the video came out.
morgan k cool thanks for telling everyone that valuable humor/intellect
morgan Morgan freeman
no one:
my mom: where did u learn the names of ur fingers
me: its complicated
Everyone else watching this video ironically
*me taking notes*
Okay. So. I don't have glasses on and I legitimately thought I was going to learn how to make human smoothies and I didn't question it _once_ until he mentioned aliens.
This is Angelica's fault.
the fact that i read the title and i was like i definitely need to know this...
me writing an english essay with a word requirement
Elon Musk and Grimes personally asked for this video for their archangel-12
I was getting so confused when he talked about right and left hands
15:28 Marno: you can do whatever you want with the glove
Me, using my pea brain: don't eat it tho
“Make a fist, this will come in use later”
Ao3 be like
Thank you so much for this video! Incredibly informative and very helpful; easy to follow as well. Even mentioned the do's and don'ts! I have yet to come across a video such as this with such good quality. Thank you, Marno!
We need another one of these. This was relaxing and entertaining.😂😂
Your tingles sounds are so relaxing.
I want to know who this alien is proposing to.
Finally a useful online class ! I’ve always wanted to know how to be one of those humans
Marno. Honey, it’s 1am. 😂
Judson Garr Yeah, bedtime!
He lives in Cali? ts 10pm? Hotel? Trivago!
7 am in germany rn
1 in va
6 am in human land
THANK YOU!
As an Alpaca, myself I'm kinda bored in the zoo during these times.
So I'm trying to blend in with the humans, to get out, you know.
this is a nice way to learn, thank you Marno!
I do have a question tho, I don't really have arms or fingers, honestly I have no idea how in the world I'm typing this right now, but do I put the gloves on all four legs or just the 2 front?
Also I can't really reach to wipe my ass, will that be a problem?
when I say I am HOWLING with laughter,, I mean silently crying tears of lmao bc I will be grounded if my mom knows I'm up at 1:15 but DAMN DAS FUNNY
humor has left the chat
@@subliminalsublingual wym I though it was hilarious
@ruba
*i smell a hater*
No one is freaking out about what a ring in a box means, for GMoon?...
If this isn't a secret reveal of Marno proposing in New York, possibly in December, while wearing gloves then i will be surprised.
Wait are they together??
I thought it said humus and I was so intrigued
this is one of the best tutorials i've found ! very clearly explained and nicely spoken, and easy to follow along! i feel pretty comfortable interacting with humans using these skills. their reactions when i casually take my hands out of my left and right gloves, it's fulfilling knowing that they don't doubt my being of a human :) thank you
Finally an ASMR video that actually posts at a reasonable bed time 😂
Ohhhhh, Taylor is the ufo the Pentagon showed us, with his fleet. I get it.
“Every human has two hands”. Miranda Cooper: 👁👄👁
*Zuckerberg enters the chat*
Perfect timing! I needed to get some good sleep tonight 😄
is this burger king, can I have a hamburger
Hey marno, I want you to know that my kids call you dad and they now call me poop head 🙃
It scares me that a person with that username is raising the next generation.
@@emilyklos8702 or does it excite you.....
@@emilyklos8702 btw nice username
I don't know weather to be concerned or amused, still new to hooman culture •U•
Thanks Louisa! And it’s a bit of both.
Thank you for teaching me to human properly
‘AHHH YES THE HUMAN$ I’ AM AN EXPERT ON HUMAN BEHAVIOR01001
Hi
I’m a Allen I needed how the humans move every day
are you an alien named allen?
@@gracerose7314 get his ass
grace rose his ass is grass
@@ryantaylor8014 smoke it then
What if it's al-an
It’s so good and relaxing to watch and listen to this on bed before sleep~ 🥰😴
Good glorb, humans are strange!
0:46 (me, sitting with my amputee cousin) WRONG!!
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"The best class I took! Was a bit skeptical at first since I've been through some (with no good results) but this one was really helpful! The guy explains things very slowly and calmly for a better effect.
Still didnt tried it outside but I'm sure it will fo well. Definitely recommended"
I found this review useful 👍
When you’re so earlier that TH-cam thinks there’s no views :D
0 views
22 likes
TH-cam LOGIC
*Pt.2: mukbang with Marno where he teaches us how humans eat*
How soggy should humans be?
This video is actually just a sneak peak into June’s “event”. It’s been fun lads
Misread the title as ‘how to blend in with hummus’ and now I need that video in my life
Dude I was about to fall asleep until he said Taylor lmao right about scared the crap out of me xD ahaha I feel I will enjoy this extra tonight. Goodnight everyone! Sleep well~
same 😭
I would love it so so much if you made an “over explaining how to do simple tasks” like gibi!!! Love this video soooo sleepy
I think this video is an overexplaining video? I was excited when I saw this because I follow Gibi and Marno and I've seen two of Gibi's overexplaining videos.
As an alien this is very helpful information. Thanks.
“every human has two hands”
miranda cooper: wait you guys are getting hands ?
I'm on the east coast, and rn youtube is deciding that the views, likes, and comments dont have any meaning
This class is for X Æ A-12
This is the least confident I’ve ever been when putting on a glove.
This was a god sent notification