Surviving The Titanic: History's Luckiest Woman • Puppet History
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- Surviving that fateful disaster was only the beginning...
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Imagine being chopped to death by a propeller and 100 years later some strange man turns it into a puppet show song
Big Goofus and it fucking SLAPS.
I hope someone gets a laugh out of whatever happens to me. I'm sure it will be just as chaotically idiotic.
That's an honourable death that I can only hope to achieve one day...
I mean that's quite the honor. I enjoyed it lmfao
Allison Gruhn uyuuy
ryan: im gonna rip that little satchel off you
puppet: i’ll kill you
ryan: *uneasy laughter*
Annabelle is shakin'
Coco Lime
Annabelle could *NeEeVer*
Timestamp?
@@qwerty934 Around 24:00 I think
Ricky Goldsworth is shaking
I just realized how Violet stayed alive during tumultuous times. Her father died so that qualified her to be a protagonist! She was protected by plot armor!
YA historical fiction/supernatural AU novel incoming
lmaoo
YES PLOT ARMOR STRRRRRRIKES AGAIN!
Bro I hope I got plot armor
Sis survived tuberculosis too 😳
Apparently during the sinking of the titanic, Violet saved a baby during the ordeal. Decades later, she receives a call from a mysterious woman asking if she was the attendant that saved a baby during the titanic. When Violet replied yes,the woman simply said "I was that baby." And hung up.
GOOD GOD THAT SOUNDS SO SINISTER 😂😂😂
@@ThirrinDiamond yea it does 😂😂😂
sounds like the baby was not happy to be saved
“I was that baby. Prepare yourself for my revenge.”
I mean, in all fairness, I wouldn’t know what to say to the woman who saved my life as a baby.
She save a baby!? What a selfless woman!
the puppet history-sized hole in my puppet history-sized heart has been FILLED.
Despacito Chips please no
Please, yes
More like jelly bean filled
same 😌
A-are you a puppet?
that being said, the professor’s real name will remain *unsolved*
dude bro I appreciate this very much
*wheeze*
I read this in Ryan's voice lol
Ayari
YOU CAN DO HIS VOICE!?
It's possible revealed that it's mcnasty
I'm surprised that this wasn't mentioned in the video but when Violet was a child, she survived tuberculosis which was pretty much a death sentence back then.
She heard what doesn't kill me makes me stronger and took it seriously.
Girl told death "fuck around and find out"
Titanic: *hits iceberg*
Violets roommate: y'all hear sumthin??
Violet: LoL
Haha funny joke Go by the wall tickle the bricks
Did the roomate survive?
@@Ali-mv3jc she did!! Violets roommate was most likely elizabeth leather and google said they managed to escape together on the same lifeboat (lifeboat 16) :0
she died in 1937 at a nursing home, age 76!!
@@yellododo Yayyyyyy that's nice
Ryan’s immediate laugh after Shane knocks over the trophy’s jelly beans behind the curtain SENDS me!
Since u have no reply am gonna say " may the Almighty God bless answers all our prayers "
Sends you where
“UOGHHHhhhh my jellybeans!! :(“
What time stamp?
Sends you where
I love how Shane and Ryan are low-key the villains of each others series
Holy shit-stewardess. An amusing observation, for sure.
So.... friendship? 🤔🤔🤔
Shanes only been on spooky small talk once
@@gram3934 I think they mean Buzzfeed Unsolved :]
@@gram3934 have you not seen buzzfeed unsolved?
For reference: “Go By The Wall And Tickle The Bricks” is Irish slang for someone who is deceitful or untrustworthy.
Ahh i just thought she had a brick kink or something
well at least I could make you guys laugh with my stupid brick kink comment
oh, I thought she just liked to tickle bricks
Just thought she liked brick texture
I’m p. Dumb man
Ohhhh. I thought she just liked to brush her hands along walls as she walked.
I actually thought she was like clumsy and usually bumps a wall or smtng lol
The delivery of “Bitch went overboard” is so freaking under appreciated 😂
And she drew her.
I read this at the exact moment it came up 💀
"U can win my little jelly beans"
"Its not a euphemism"
30 seconds in and already cackling😂😂
😂
ObviouSly_ kiwi Same, especially when she said "don't want to know what that is"🤣🤣🤣🤣
imagine being famous from a comment 😂
The guy in your pfp is familiar...
hi louie
Shane: *writes and performs song*
Ryan: stares into the camera as his mind becomes a horror-scape if hot daga flashbacks
_ timothy_tomato _ like Paul @ Mr. Davidson during “What Do You Want, Paul?”
Exactly
7 Mischief Managed aha! a fellow starkid! the comparison is perfect!
Ryan’s permanently traumatized from the Hot Daga
Ah, another StarKid!!!
I love how the professor is always T-posing aggressively.
He is also giving the middle finger to us all
Asserting dominance.
@@youraveragebraincells620 As he should.
He's just asserting dominance against Ryan, to keep him in his place.
(SPOILER) Well... it didn't work, but he came back, so... I *guess* it worked out?
The idea of violet being too attractive and needing to ugly herself up (a makeunder if you will) was because the shipping companies thought amorous young men would try to pick them up cause them to go AWOL or quit leading to a high turnover of staff, violet herself despite her efforts to hide her beauty received several marriage proposals over her career from young first class men.
Honestly I say that’s what I call a successful career
@@Lisa_Flowers I mean she is pretty enough to be one
I figured it was also because serving staff was supposed to be in the background for most higher estate rooms and the rich ladies wouldn’t enjoy having a young and pretty woman around their men as well as looking better than them
Guys back then proposed probably 5 times a week to random women
this show is ruining history and the hot daga’s love child and i adore it
howcome its ruining history?
No Ruining History as in Shane’s old show not actually ruining history
i was so sad when ruining history was ruined :,( this show is maybe even better though :)))
@@monet5305 xD I totally read that wrong!
YES
Shane, dropping his jellybeans: "My jellybeans..."
*Top Ten Saddest Moments In Film History*
*XD*
2:41
Welcome to WatchMojo and today we'll be ranking the top 10 saddest moments , so get your tissues because it'd gonna gt sad
Number 10-
I'm listening to this at work and now I have to talk to my boss about laughing so loud because Shane spilled his jelly beans.
The new cabbages
Violet: *sees bloody ocean*
Violet, closing her eyes: I am not looking. I do not see it.
i mean what else can you do in that situation, especially once youre In It gjnfkgsdf
This is me during a horror movie.
dont ya mean SEA????
@@3headedbearr The dad jokes are strong with this one
2 years and over 20 watches later, the jellybean spill and Ryan's maniacal laugh replay still sends me.
Same XD
The way Shane says “ooh! My jelly beans!”
@@empac8631 truly perfect XD
Its at 2:37 if anyone wants ti know
I have to reply it every once in a while to lift my spirits, something about how it's absolutely silent for a second, but then you just hear the crash and Shane in a tone of voice I've never heard before "OH, my JELLYBEANS" absolutely destroys me, it's so goddamn funny.
Ryan missed the chance to call his ship "The IceBergara"
^ Needs more upvotes.
60th like
nonono. THE GOLDSWORTH.
@@TheRibottoStudios that can be his battleship. His cruise liner should be "The IceBergara"
I see this comment every time I watch this video, and it took me this long to get "IceBerg"ara. 🤦♂️
“She didn’t realize there was a bad thing happening until she was on the lifeboat?” This episode is... Disconcertingly and unexpectedly relevant to the current moment.
denial isn't just a river in Egypt, or whatever that saying is. I think your mind subconsciously doesn't want to believe the worst
oh shit what a metaphor
As someone who has lived through a bunch of trauma and robberies, it really be like that sometimes.
LadyofaLake I know! I was also thinking how ironic it is that Titanic was one of the first ever luxury cruise ships. And it sank. And in current times cruise ships are now considered a dangerous place, but because of the spread of disease...
Was thinking the exact same thing. lol
"Oh, fuck. Was that my phone?"
"I think so."
"Ahh...rest in peace."
Jenny is a fucking mood
Jenny is a load of trash. Her content is cuban stereotypes. She follows a George Lopez-like style of comedy. It's awful.
11:27 it’s so weird to have both guests answer C on an *ocean-themed episode* and not hear the Professor yell “we got a couple of SEA DOGS!!”
Ryan: This is BS! I haven’t gotten a single point!
Also Ryan: The name of the ships were Bruce, Robin and Alfred
Yazamanyhands how did you not know those were real ships are you okay
Yazamanyhands it’s Spanish. Of course they would “sound Latino”.
Q
@@combatdolll Only if they're not American or didn't study US history
@@bluederby12 I'm not American and I knew ithem.
Ryan should’ve gone with “It’s Ya Buoy” for the ship name
Angela Escudero Brilliant!
"Hey there propellers, it's me... Ya Buoy"
I'm gonna be laughing about this for the next week
They both get one and they'll call it the buoyz.
LMAOOO, I love this
Hi, ship enthusiast here! Just to clarify for those who are confused,
a Cruise ship and Liner are different because a Cruise Ship takes you to multiple locations for the sake of vacation and relaxation and more or less for a fun time.
Liners to you from point A to point B as a way for immigrants to travel to America or what other country they were going to. Some people did take vacations on them but that was because they were visiting family or friends in another country and the only way back in 1912 to get to another country was by ship or by foot.
Cruise Ship: Party Ship
Ocean Liner: Immigrant Ship
Titanic and her sisters were Ocean Liners. Not Cruise ships. Loved this video though. Made me laugh
Thank you for this!! :D
"I ain't a Violet feller"
I would just like to publicly recognize the genius of this lyric, where the propeller simultaneously says he not a violent person, and that he's not someone who would fell Violet.
Latest Buzzfeed unsolved episode
Shane: "I'd never kill you."
Puppet History
Shane:"I'LL KILL YOU!"
But that was the Professor 🤔
Shane isn't in puppet history
@Periodstain Demon pff no! The professor's blue and short, Shane's pink and tall, they aren't hard to tell apart
Periodstain Demon what do you think
@Periodstain Demon never meaning to confuse..of COURSE I'm Joking 😂
Unsolveds next episode: what’s the professors name
I think he looks like a Mr Melvin
Professor Puppet.
It was staring us in the face the whole time.
his name is either sprinkles or bleach. I have decided after much research.
Professor Morris Ashley
Professer Tinsley.
“Is this a game to you Bergara?”
The “My Jelly Beans!” Edited bit sent me. Greetings from the afterlife.
I love puppet history so much. With Ryan's witty remarks, Shane's storytelling voice, and the guest's pure genuine laughter and happiness, it is such a good combo. Also, can't forget the Shane's song at the end - nothing can top it
Yes they are all great! But the necklace one in the last one gets me every fricken time
belle that one is my favorite. His flow was imaginable and all the words worked so well together and applied so well with the story
Well the propeller wrote that song, just to be clear. What a great song written by the propeller.
@@kellskat3868 yassss!!!!!
Prison Mike When I heard it, I was pleasantly surprised bc it was more toned down, but it still was nicely written. Also, those graphics when he hit the chorus? adds onto the fun
If Shane’s propellor song doesn’t win a Grammy, I’m gonna riot.
*the Professor's
Who is Shane the propellor wrote that
I will join you brother
The Grammys aren't worthy of judging Shane's music anyways.
I'll be suing watch me
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
Actual Score: Ryan had 6 points and Jenny had 7. The guest did win fairly.
Hahahaha this is amazing, thank you!
Im rewatching all the episodes in order and im hoping to find your comment and like each one lol
Thanks for keeping track
🫘
To be fair Iceberg Charlie had not given the word for the lifeboats to be lowered yet and was not made aware when they started to lower them. The sailors and hospital staff panicked and rushed to lower 2 lifeboats into the water without notifying the captain until it was too late.
Chop, Chop, Chop... Scream, Scream, Scream...
Shane: “I think it can be therapeutic for the families”....
Alexa Hernández Zepeda hiug
**WHEEZE** I CANT- THESE COMMENTS-
Ryan missed the obvious ship name:
Icebergara.
i'm so deep in my fandoms, that i thought you suggested shipping ryan and an iceberg.
@@johnnyneedscash6753 i mean. if it works man
johnnyneedscash S͟h͟i͟p͟ them ayyyyy
Snap snap snap
johnnyneedscash omg that would be so funny if that would actually happen 😂
Weird to think that Shane going “I can’t come up with a plausible third option for this question, Imma just say she saw a genie” eventually led to “heartbreaking ballad about the end of the world from the perspective of dinosaur times and the Chicxulub meteor”.
Shane: If you guess you can have my little jellybeans!
Jenny: ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱˢ
Ryan: It's not a euphemism
to be fair, iceberg charlie didn't let the boat collide with an iceberg
Laura Nobo and that’s really all that matters.
So iceberg Charlie is Still undefeated?
I laughed too hard
HR has got to update their interview questions
I didn't expect to hear a song about a propellar with PTSD but here we are
The propeller having dreams is my favorite part. Just that a propeller has dreams. Just think about that for a minute.
Propeller Traumatic Stress Disorder
@@whitevii1533 HA
@@whitevii1533 You should've put Titanic in there but you know. Wrong ship...
**WHEEZE**
I find the Titanic Sinking to be so fascinating because.....basically FOR the titanic to sink, EVERYTHING had to go wrong to make it the tragedy it was. The weather conditions caused a cold-water mirage that limited visuals for lookouts, there some minor negligence on the part of other ship's radio operators so they failed to warn/assist the titanic, and the Titanic tried to DODGE the iceberg, thus causing the exact type of damage in the exact location to sink it. No joke, if the Titanic had just HIT the iceberg dead on, it PROBABLY wouldn't have sunk.
Probably would have just not in 3 hours
@@noahmcgee2247 I doubt it. The ship was designed not to sink if the first 4 compartments were damaged. A head-on collision probably wouldn't have sunk it.
There were less than twenty boats and actually, most were lowered before they were at full capacity. I went through a titanic obsession phase when I was a kid.
Yeah, and I think what was even more nuts is that the capacity of the boat was more than the capacity of the lifeboats. So even if every single boat was full, there weren’t enough for everyone anyway. I think!
@@fiona8230 I hadn't heard of that information before but if it's true (which I'll assume it is) YEESH. Wow, that just makes how the Titanic was handled even MORE frustrating!
@@katrinka9781 white star reduced the number of lifeboats on the titanic partially to cut costs and partially because they were really REALLY overconfident that the ship wouldn't sink. they called Titanic "unsinkable" after all.
@@charityquill4965 I am just....UGH, thank you for this information, I want to scream at an old company! I didn't know this, thank you so much!
@@charityquill4965 *facepalm*
Literally No One:
Not a Single Soul:
Shane: *dresses his hand up like a singing propeller that blended people like a Vitamix machine*
Omg I saw this at 2am and I’m laughing so hard at this
Factoid: All 30 of the victims of the Britannic sinking were men. All the nurses aboard survived the sinking.
Ryan: “Shane rigs it against me”
Also Ryan: *names the boat Bouy baby*
Untitled Goose Game
Shoulda named it The Shane Madej
"Hot Tubbs' Ghosts Aren't Real Cruise Line"
ryan: you dont have to say my full name..
shane: *r y a n b e r g a r a*
"She was thrown overboard by William Howard Taft." Now there is a VISUAL.
I always imagined a wrestling throw, imagine a future U.S president deadlifting this British woman and yeeting her overboard
Shows hosted by Ryan: Darkness. Murder. Spooky music.
Shows hosted by Shane: Just the goofiest shit possible.
What are you talking about? Shane is dark af. Have you not noticed from his pop quizzes?
Edit: Also, the songs. All of his songs are super dark.
@@AquilaLupus9 yea but what they probably mean is he puts it out in a much more humorous way unlike Ryan who tries to creep out the audience lol
IM SORRY, FOR MY LORD IS ILL. WHEN HE BESTOWED HIS GIFT UPON THOSE FANGS. HE GAVE LIGHT. WHEN THE DAUGHTER FAINTED, WHEN THE BOY PISSED HIS PANTS, WHEN THE WIFE HID, WHEN THE HUSBAND TREMBLED IN FEAR. FOR DID THEY RELISE, THAT THE LAUGHTER DIDN'T STOP. ONE LAUGHED LOUDER, FOR THEIR PREY HAD BECOME THE PREDATOR. AND IT WAS THE VAMPIRE THAT CAME TO FEAST.
@@fancyduck518 nice reference
@@Sandbeard someone finally noticed what it meant. Thank you. Its been 2 months and someone figured it out.
Petition to start "dumb detectives" or "detective debacles" or something where you look at the stupidest detective failures, just all the instances when a detective completely screwed a case... I'll pay u in toilet roll
A TOILET ROLL damn you must be really rich those cost a fortune
Too rich for my blood
Holy shit yes they would have so much fun doing that
What’s your address? I just wanna talk 😂
Damn... high prices.
“Feels like that’s more of a personality test” KILLS me every time i watch this episode an absolute gem love Ryan
A total legit scenario
Violet: doing her job
William Taft: *sees her*Aw hell no, Y E E T
The best part of these videos is knowing that the professor’s shirt is an American girl doll outfit
Megan Meadows LMAO! Really? I never knew that.
😂😂
It makes me want to have a puppet for some reason
how did you figure this out ?
dammitmom the weekly watcher
They’re really dragging the release for the French dancing people. They're letting it sizzle if you know what I mean.
Clari fucking seriously
Oof yes we need that already
@@FireGirlFashion I'm sure they may do it eventually. but they did say that these current videos were all pre recorded. so theyre probably making notes of what to do next!
pretty sure they're gonna end the season with it
Kersten Godfrey yeah, it was in the trailer if you pause at the right moment.
Can we just appreciate how freaking talented Shane is?!
This is the episode the professor decided Ryan will never win.
The moment he laughed at the spilled jellybeans, he sealed his fate 😂
"A pervating sense of calm and optimism, passengers sort of humoring the evacuation call as the grim severity of the situation slowly dawned on the collective whole"
sounds like the world three weeks ago ngl
Mika I was about to say that omg
Ryan: mocking shane for not providing much facts
Shane: *ANGER BOILING BENEATH THOSE CLUMPS OF BLUE FUR* ..... i know who im killing tonight.
Hahaha
Really surprised they missed the last part where after the First World War Jessop returned to White Star, got her old job on the Olympic back, and was aboard in 1934 when on a foggy approach to New York the liner sliced the Nantucket Lightship clean in half!
To answer Ryan's question, yes. Many of the survivors and families of victims sued White Star for the loss of life, injuries, and destruction of property.
Honestly, I wouldn’t me mad if the professor’s songs were on Spotify. Just sayin
ZoeTheUnicorn Queen Id stream the hell outta that.
Y.E.S.
Honestly, that diamond song from the last episode was the bomb
Same they're bops lmao
yessssss and the hot dagga songs too
Whoever is in charge of the graphics is fucking killing it, this is one of the most engaging visualizations I have ever seen with a video series like this one. Great job Watcher, love you guys!
Shane was credited as the graphics artist at the end
@@junikigai I hadn't noticed that, thank you!
@@junikigai HOW is the dude SO. TALENTED??
Ryan: makes a bad joke
Shane: and I took that personally
I have a family member who was supposed to get on the titanic, but she was playing with a toy stroller (made out of metal because toys back then were dangerous as hell) and she fell and cut her neck. When her and her family went to get on the titanic, they weren’t allowed on because there was a fear it was infected and would somehow spread to other people. If they had gotten on, I wouldn’t be here. It was very weird now that I think about it, but it’s interesting for sure
To answer Ryan's question, White Star Line reps went around to people recovering in hospital, and manipulated them into signing waivers promising not to sue the company whilst they weren't in their right mind, so no, a lot of people didn't get to sue
Sneaky business but smart on their part
Pure evil
To answer Ryan’s other question, there were 20 lifeboats on the Titanic, sufficient for only a third of the people on board (even if they had filled entirely before launch)
So basically, in terms of non-disclosure agreements, just like Trump and Bloomberg.
@@annatzipora6857 also, the original provision for the ship called for 64 lifeboats; however, the designers dialed it to only 16 main lifeboats + 4 auxiliary boats, because of two reasons. Firstly, the optics from the passengers' perspective weren't nurturing to luxury. Second, the regulations called for 16 lifeboats, and they were cheap; however, the regulations of the time did not include ships of 50,000+ GRT.
WHO WAS THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN KNOCKING OVER THE PROFESSOR’S JELLY BEANS??
Adrianna B I bet it was a ghoul
The Dipplococus
a demon
A bridge stealer
founder of forris fenn’s treasure
Shane: OH NO MY JELLYBEANS
Ryan: *maniacal laughter*
im actually really impressed with shanes voice acting hes super good
“Is this a game to you Bergara” -The Professor 2020
I bet The Professor's name is Timothy. He looks like a Timothy
Leela Madhava oh man... he does look like a Timothy!
Petition to name him Timothy
I would guess Timothy, maybe a Bertram or Bernard. Timothy Bertram Higgins.
Leela Madhava look me in the eyes and tell me he’s not called Gerald
He looks like a Martin to me.
"Fun" Fact: The Brittanic sank in Greece near the island Kea (one of the closest islands to Athens). Of those who died only 5 were buried, the others were never found. 3 of them are buried in the Piraeus Naval and Consular Cemetery (cemetery for English soldiers) and 1 on Syros, another greek island.
The scene at 14:44 and the sudden change in the feel of the video literally gives me shivers. shane is so good at telling stories
The saddest part of this video is shane dropping his jelly beans
R.I.P
Jelly beans
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lol it made me laugh so hard!
ruining history walked so puppet history could run. no scratch that, ruining history ran so puppet history could fly. everything about this deserves a massive chef's kiss!!
4:37 no one is talking about this part
16:26 to be fair those boats were launched BEFORE Captain Bartlett had given the order to abandon ship, a very important part of safety at sea is that you don't abandon ship until the Commander of the ship gives the order to do so, otherwise something like that happens.
What if The Professor’s first name is “The”.
That will forever be cannon in my mind
Wouldn't he be Professor The, then?
@@hfsk123 not if his last name is Professor
@@tamangelinart wooooow
Prof. The Professor, PhD
A funfact: there is ONE surviving white star line ship today. It is a museum ship known as the Nomadic. She isn't as big as the sisters but she is still a marvelous piece of history.
Nomadic is the Skipper to Titanic Barbie, Olympic Barbie, and Britannic Barbie.
A museum ship? I'm sure they'll find a way to sink that too.
@@teamninjabug8287 the museum will flood, and the ship will be afloat one final time before a light breeze breaks it in two
Which museum? Edit: looked it up, a museum in Belfast. Hopefully saved someone a Google search.
I remember visiting her in Belfast. Was shocked that she's the only surviving white star line ship
i love it when the professor gets angry he just shakes
I'm sure other people have realized this, but the intro noise in captions is "Sort of a *skwoooosh* and then perhaps a honk-like ringing ping? Yes, that."
The Professor has that Thousand Yard Stare like he is having constant flashback's
he lived through all of the history he tells us about
No joke Shane needs to write his own musical the songs always slap so hard
Star - I totally agree, they are awesome!!!
"Any ship she gets on is a death trap." Well, no. She was a stewardess of many ships that didn't have any issues. It feels like it's the other way round. If a ship's gonna sink, Violet will be on it. And you would think after the first sunk ship she'd learn to swim... she probably could reasonably demanded that from White Star.
Fun fact: the Britannic was originally supposed to be called "Gigantic" but after the Titanic debacle White Star Line realized their hubris and decided for the humbler name Britannic.
when jenny said “a colada is cuban coffee and it’s like cocaine” and the professor said “ooooo i love coffee” i thought he was gonna say “i love cocaine”
I wonder if the Professor is also afraid of drugs... Or being drugged, I suppose.
my friend and I were talking about crackships and headcanons about the Professor and somehow we got to the idea that he does drugs so....
Same
Same XD
I mean coffee is a drug but a drug that's allowed but still that caffeine gets to you
Perhaps inevitable, but I love how Ryan’s become that kid in class who never gives a serious answer when the teacher picks him, and yet always gets angry that the teacher gave him a C
I can’t breath when Shane cries “my jellybeans!”
Like how much more precious can this man be❤️
24:00
Professor: "It's here *and* there."
Ryan: "I'm gonna rip that little satchel off you, that's what I'm gonna do."
Professor: *not kidding, not even a little* "I'll kill you."
Ryan: *disbelieved choking noises*
Professor: "Waddaya got, Jenny?!"
😂😂😂
Watching last episode of season 5: Is this a premonition 👀
I cannot begin to express how much I love Puppet History. Keep 'em coming Shane!!
DOLLIGHTFUL OML I LOVE YOU ❤️
Me to I love this
So... you uh, come here often?
YES
katherine!!
I need Shane's songs in an album and Ryan's disappointed face as the cover art.
yes.
With the faces of all the excited guests behind him
they should see this lmao
Please
And jellybeans!
“Imagine me floatin’” RIP Professor, he never got his lazy river ride 😔
back here because of the missing submarine. chop chop chop!
Wait WHY was she called go-by-the-wall-and-tickle-the-bricks
He was about the say why!! The public demand to know!
Honestly, i am kinda scared to hear the truth
Lol imagine if it was because she'd go by the wall and tickle the bricks 😭😭
i think she maybe went by the wall and tickled the bricks
Honestly sounds like she had a OCD tick and had to touch the bricks xD
Wait, we never got an explanation on why her bunkmate was called “Go by the wall and tickle the bricks”. We need to know the reason!
In Violet's book she says that the nickname was earned because the woman would "walk with a mincing sort of step, half running along the alleyways as close to the bulkhead as possible"
Then just call her “wall walker”. Jesus, what a long as$$ nickname
That will remain...unsolved...
Just guessing, but I think it was more of a tag along that you attach to someone's name. Not to shorten, but to tease them.
Kinda like, "Jane 'cup at the very edge of the table' Doe" or "John 'Hopscotch at three in the morning' Deere"
I can actually see this coming up pretty casually, if only once. She went by the wall and tickled the bricks, so she got called "Miss Go-by-the-wall-and-tickle-the-bricks"
@@ceebbees12345 at most, if they called her anything but her name it was probably just "Bricks" or something
Shane, an album of these songs from Puppet History needs to happen. I will pay good money to have these songs in my possession.
well, what a fitting episode to watch during the titanic submarine ordeal xD
Ryan: this is rigged against me
Also Ryan: the ships were Bruce, Robin, and Alfred... Also my ship would be called Buoy Baby
The Professor (Shane): “Jenny wins!” Ryan: *surprised Pikachu face*
is it me or does the professor seem extra terrifying this episode. christ
It's cause Ryan was threatening his satchel
marissa when the professor started shaking profusely over Ryan roasting him I felt very threatened
@@eggscellent_daysofficial9325 I think everyone did 😳😳
His eyes were particularly boring this episode (as in into my soul!)
To be fair, Captain Bartlett wasn't aware any boats were lowered when he tried to beach the ship. From what I understand, the sailors in charge panicked and started lowering the lifeboats without his permission. In the event of an emergency, the captain has to give the go-ahead and they simply did not wait for his instruction. Unfortunately, this cost thirty people their lives.
You know you are hispanic when you have "La Niña", "La Pinta" and "La Santa María" engraved in your brain.