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  • Finally, the true story of those people in France who danced until they died.
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    Created by Shane Madej
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    Writer: Shane Madej
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    Executive Producer: Steven Lim, Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara
    Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Jermaine Fowler
    Backing Vocals: Patrick Volker
    Camera Operator: Mark Celestino
    Sound Mixer: TJ Marchbank
    Special Thanks: Matt Real
    Music Provided by Audio Network
    SFX by Audioblocks
    Logo Designed by Jennet Liaw
    Logo Sound Design by Yuta Endo (@yuuutaendo)

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  • @sam-the-moomin
    @sam-the-moomin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7585

    I cannot they bring up the “dancing until they died people in France” so often in casual conversation Ryan just casually mentions it during the episode not knowing that is exactly what it’s all about

    • @potato-whiz
      @potato-whiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      That was hilarious. He never even considered that the episode would actually be that even as he was in it.

    • @dudapgg
      @dudapgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Exactly what I thought!!😂😂😂

    • @mocotojam6767
      @mocotojam6767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      for them truly is a no-brainer

    • @ahstrix
      @ahstrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Its a little after 7:30 if you guys wanna know

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's like starting a convo with cannibalism in history.

  • @cheyennegibson708
    @cheyennegibson708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9421

    “a disease where they sweat for a few days until they die” “what were the symptoms?” “they sweat a lot” “how long did it last?” “ a few days”

    • @olivegorl8671
      @olivegorl8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Honestly 😂

    • @themardbard9096
      @themardbard9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Ryan out here asking the REAL questions.

    • @waitaminute-113
      @waitaminute-113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      his questions really are deep

    • @prettyspectrum6371
      @prettyspectrum6371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me doing a history test :

    • @FlorSilvestre12
      @FlorSilvestre12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey lads just got called racist at Gregg's

  • @masonheitner8410
    @masonheitner8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5665

    Ryan: that’s like the people that danced until they died in France
    Prof: :O
    Ryan: :O
    Prof: Oh yeah, I heard of them

    • @cedar7560
      @cedar7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      7:39

    • @BinibiningGuro
      @BinibiningGuro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Lol. The Professor knows it, he's mocking Ryan for not catching the drift.

    • @xmixaplix
      @xmixaplix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Unsolved 😎

    • @lashieldmaiden
      @lashieldmaiden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YEAH YOU DIPSHIT.

    • @nullenski
      @nullenski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1112

    "Oh my God, this is the instance where people danced until they died in France!!"
    "Yeah, you dipshit!"
    "HOL-ay, fuck you!"
    This interaction is literally Shane and Ryan's relationship 🤣

  • @arynnbeefox3014
    @arynnbeefox3014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5912

    I just had an idea that would shake Ryan to his core.
    A hotdog puppet.

  • @miniman7103
    @miniman7103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9475

    He did it, he finally talked about the french people who danced till they died

    • @kamonite_
      @kamonite_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Miniman We got what we wanted. Finally, we can rest knowing what happened!

    • @randomfrog7974
      @randomfrog7974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      dance until you're dead

    • @rinpaisys
      @rinpaisys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So thats what that song is about.

    • @aaliward
      @aaliward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I saw the title and freaked!! It took them long enough. Hehe.

    • @libras_groove
      @libras_groove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      after years of waiting..god bless

  • @jennawright1111
    @jennawright1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11747

    Jermaine’s hysterical joy when he found the professor’s jellybeans was fantastic

    • @otdtyh
      @otdtyh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      that was my favorite part!

    • @annemariehutt5871
      @annemariehutt5871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      That little moment gave me so much joy! He was so amused.

    • @teddobomb9037
      @teddobomb9037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      He even appreciated the prop work. Jermaine has all the joy for everyone

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      "Those are my special snacks!" Killed me

    • @crystalshards1225
      @crystalshards1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Jermaine is such a sweetheart he enjoyed himself so much! 😭

  • @alexrydin
    @alexrydin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4504

    They should have Shane on the show sometime, I think he and The Professor would get along.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      I think they have some sort of beef, they‘ve been lowkey avoiding each other, and Prof. McNasty has said that he doesn‘t even know who Shane is? Kinda sus ngl

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@tairneanaich not to mention the Prof keeps hitting on Shane's girlfriend. definitely going to cause some problems

    • @user-me9vk8df6p
      @user-me9vk8df6p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@kaskaskas Oooo i smell beef goin' on

    • @Tatertottwentyseven
      @Tatertottwentyseven ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@kaskaskaswait, the prof was hitting on Shane's gf? When was this?? Who is his gf? I'm so sorry to bug you I'm just very confused and want to know the context for this!
      (ФωФ)b

    • @darkamora5123
      @darkamora5123 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@TatertottwentysevenSarah is Shane's girlfriend. Every time she has been on the professor flirts with her.

  • @derpsterdmad2755
    @derpsterdmad2755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5668

    It's so pure how hard Jermaine laughed when he opened the professor's bag and found jellybeans.

    • @derpy973
      @derpy973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The timestamp is 5:06 btw

    • @derpsterdmad2755
      @derpsterdmad2755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@derpy973 Excellent. A needed addition. Thank you.

    • @mikmik3697
      @mikmik3697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      5:23 their laughs are so adorable

    • @Esterytia
      @Esterytia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikmik3697 iíiiiiki

    • @LunatheLoungeSinger
      @LunatheLoungeSinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I hope he visits the show again. He looked like a giant kid having so much fun while learning. Its adorable

  • @virgilrose7204
    @virgilrose7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7804

    the amount of effort Shane puts into this is really impressive? The lil jellybeans in the bag, the purple light cue, the research he put into dirt-eating death method, the entire character he made for the sponsored bits, the whole song??? he’s got a real talent for this stuff

    • @8ellybelly8
      @8ellybelly8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      That song is legit incredible

    • @olliefischer
      @olliefischer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      well to be fair the puppet in the sponsor segment was recycled from the episode about the diamond necklace ( th-cam.com/video/3u2FauOIPh8/w-d-xo.html ) but otherwise yeah i 100% agree

    • @adrianasantiago4137
      @adrianasantiago4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's spectacular!

    • @joa4723
      @joa4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the professor we needd!!!

    • @seraphthemis1880
      @seraphthemis1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's just freaking amazing okay?? He deserves all love #shaniacforever #thedevilsawhiteman

  • @devikamulye9453
    @devikamulye9453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5562

    'kinda similar to the people who danced till they died'
    Shane: 'yeah I've heard of them'

    • @penelopebunce
      @penelopebunce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      the zooming in... I died haha

    • @emmamaltus7335
      @emmamaltus7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I’ve rewatched that part 10 times now LMAOOO

    • @vanillatwilight82
      @vanillatwilight82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *The Professor
      shane's not in this episode, at least i didn't see him

    • @buzzsawenthusiast1756
      @buzzsawenthusiast1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      nah, that's obviously the devil

    • @jademoonplans
      @jademoonplans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Buzzsaw Enthusiast same thing, different shapes

  • @kelseyolesen9331
    @kelseyolesen9331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7412

    “Ignore the hand.”
    “Who’s hand is that?”
    “It’s God!”
    (Ryan, aside) “God’s a white man...”
    (Shane, panicking) “Oh, it’s the Devil!”
    I didn’t know what to expect from this, but I already love it!

    • @JediLeeRon
      @JediLeeRon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In other words HATE SPEECH against whites is acceptable.

    • @keaton3894
      @keaton3894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@JediLeeRon huh?

    • @keaton3894
      @keaton3894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      time stamp?

    • @alexagold3610
      @alexagold3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@keaton3894 1:02

    • @iman-ur5vg
      @iman-ur5vg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@JediLeeRon stay mad 👍

  • @katerinadebruyn1057
    @katerinadebruyn1057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4539

    I like how Ryan’s go-to dance move is angrily churning butter

    • @madisonperry7447
      @madisonperry7447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I laughed so hard at this, thank you

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It’s the perfect dance move for his objective: the right moves for a plague! 😁 He also captures the mood / emotion well: anger! 😁

    • @megancaspary7945
      @megancaspary7945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Madison Perry I’ll ok

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mood

    • @ibukimioda3336
      @ibukimioda3336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed more than I should've.

  • @dippitydip4559
    @dippitydip4559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9150

    *buzzfeed unsolved fans rejoicing as shane finally gets to talk about the dancing plague*

    • @ghoulstreet
      @ghoulstreet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      We’ve been waiting years for this

    • @ssjchixken5110
      @ssjchixken5110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      YES

    • @buzzsawenthusiast1756
      @buzzsawenthusiast1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      it's been 5000 years

    • @epiccoolguy7314
      @epiccoolguy7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      i audibly gasped and started repeatedly saying THEY DID IT THEY DID IT

    • @Q.Brainrot
      @Q.Brainrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep

  • @kiersten7013
    @kiersten7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5461

    Ryan: kinda like those people who danced till they died
    Professor: *suprised professor face*

    • @claris_ooi
      @claris_ooi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Ryan almost burst the bubble for this whole episode hahaha

    • @kiersten7013
      @kiersten7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@claris_ooi his moment of realisation was hilarious tho hahah

    • @claris_ooi
      @claris_ooi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kiersten7013 yeah that's my fav part lol

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I started wheezing when he said that

    • @kiersten7013
      @kiersten7013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kylenfranklin5283 we don’t care

  • @blueblank8287
    @blueblank8287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    “It was a disease where you would sweat for several days until you died.”
    “What? What were the symptoms?”
    “You’d sweat a lot.”
    “How long would you sweat for?”
    “A few days.”
    The matter-of-factness followed by the ominous musical sting is the funniest thing to me.

  • @mskellymackenzie
    @mskellymackenzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2860

    Jermaine is like the BEST hype man for all of your jokes, can he be in every episode?? Also this is def my fav Watcher content, please make 20 million more

    • @lilchibee
      @lilchibee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Right?? It's the best when the guest is just like /legit/ having a blast and getting into the weirdness bc it's like having a substitute for us viewers there I think? Idk but yeah he was such an awesome guest I want 100s more of these 😭

    • @TheIkhsan7
      @TheIkhsan7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He AND Kate Peterman! 😀😀😀

    • @m.n.2971
      @m.n.2971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Kate Peterman was an amazing guest too! Imagine an episode where it was Ryan, her and Jermaine. The energy could not be contained!

    • @mskellymackenzie
      @mskellymackenzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheIkhsan7 100%, I adore her as well

    • @mskellymackenzie
      @mskellymackenzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@m.n.2971 totally agree, it would be so chaotic & wonderful to have all three of them together

  • @scottyb8392
    @scottyb8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8427

    shane's kid in like 15 years: hey dad I got a history test can you he-
    Shane: HOLD ON I'LL GET THE PUPPETS

  • @kylabacerdo2607
    @kylabacerdo2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3592

    jermaine: breathes
    the professor: extra points to jermaine!

    • @timatuneage4144
      @timatuneage4144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Shane went full mean Dumbledore here.

    • @BigKicksMix
      @BigKicksMix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I’d do the same he’s a delight

    • @enzokretli996
      @enzokretli996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      the professor: breathes
      jermaine: WHEEZE

    • @jodiefong4397
      @jodiefong4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That would be me too, though! Jermaine is precious

    • @azrael7891
      @azrael7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Of course, he's cool af. Even his name is smooth.

  • @sprucebayne27
    @sprucebayne27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3244

    Anyone realize that it was actually Shane who had told Ryan about the men dancing in France in the first place? He remembered that. 4yrs back in 'toxic death of Gloria Ramirez' ep of buzzfeed unsolved.
    That's also why he thought it was massive hysteria thing

    • @saorise28
      @saorise28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wait, really? I have to look this up now

    • @dest1768
      @dest1768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yes I remember that episode!

    • @SetFireGirl
      @SetFireGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      Theres also the bit in the Jack the Ripper episode where Ryan wonders if they had true crime shows back then, maybe "with like little puppets" and Shane gets very thoughtful. Shane Madej Cinematic Universe has a long and respected history

    • @feeling_asul
      @feeling_asul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is the reason why I'm here, lol

    • @rachelf2546
      @rachelf2546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That's some fucking lore memory. Damn impressive

  • @indiatoth1891
    @indiatoth1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16047

    I laughed so hard when Ryan accidentally correctly guessed the topic of the episode. But nothing will be better than the moment he realized it.

    • @fluffs.
      @fluffs. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      I was looking for this comment as soon as he realised, thank you 😭😂

    • @awooingstops
      @awooingstops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      7:34 because I like that part

    • @bug7461
      @bug7461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      15:17 moment he realized it

    • @caitlinxoxo456
      @caitlinxoxo456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      it was about time, Shane always goes on about it anyway lmao

    • @kinbintam
      @kinbintam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      "WAIT A SECOND!!"
      -ReAlIzAtIoN-
      Took you a minute dip shi
      HOLY SH- and Fudge you

  • @ahahahahahahahahahahahahah7766
    @ahahahahahahahahahahahahah7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    Shane:“A bunch of people died and their skin fell off” Ryan: “baller”

    • @casadegaitan
      @casadegaitan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      grace and Jermaine be like: 😲"oh my God!"

    • @january1494
      @january1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *because of syphilis! Can’t forget the syphilis

  • @mamandu0378
    @mamandu0378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4152

    I dont know what was better: Jermaine's hysterical delight over the Professor's jelly bean or his reaction to God

    • @2122Hellfire
      @2122Hellfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Part of me thinks he's kinda religious with that reaction, lol. Dude looked shocked

    • @mamandu0378
      @mamandu0378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@2122Hellfire i dont know about that because no one expects a sock puppet of God to look like THAT. Like Jermaine says, he looks like a Bloodborne character/monster

    • @lazy7758
      @lazy7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stop

    • @mamandu0378
      @mamandu0378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lazy7758 stop what??

    • @fionatastic0.070
      @fionatastic0.070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I haven’t watched this channel/video before and this comment gave me whiplash (in a good way I think)

  • @JaneDoe-tc8to
    @JaneDoe-tc8to 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3733

    Prof.: you’d just sweat for a few days until you died
    Jermaine: what were the symptoms?
    Ryan: how long did it last?

    • @gray.2081
      @gray.2081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I didn’t even realize lol 😂 that’s funny

    • @yin-sin
      @yin-sin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Sounds like school

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is my favourite comment are u a virgo

    • @JaneDoe-tc8to
      @JaneDoe-tc8to 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@IndianaJonas96 Gemini :)

    • @cryoflip5841
      @cryoflip5841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That is accurate to how actual students, especially adhd ones, respond to being given exact info

  • @hobihope2981
    @hobihope2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12317

    I love how Ryan simultaneously acts like he doesn't care about the Prof's game while also getting super competitive

    • @dudapgg
      @dudapgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hobi Hope HAHAHAHAHA YESS

    • @pillbugheart
      @pillbugheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      He wants his jelly beans

    • @cheddacheese32
      @cheddacheese32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@pillbugheart who doesn't

    • @ANF-wx7bo
      @ANF-wx7bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cheddacheese32 omg

    • @casualcrying-p7l
      @casualcrying-p7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R u ARMY?

  • @gleegirltayler934
    @gleegirltayler934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    “i’m gonna go with C. kinda similar to those people that danced till they died in france”
    *intense stares*
    “oh yeah i’ve heard of them”

    • @blackbird7781
      @blackbird7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @PBJMan uhhh... tbere are many who knows about this already. Dont need to watch this show to know everything.

    • @ashirashraf6462
      @ashirashraf6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7:36

    • @blackbird7781
      @blackbird7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @PBJMan no i didnt. You are claiming these people only know fhese things cuz they watched the video

    • @satan69
      @satan69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @PBJMan just... let people comment?

  • @mollyholmebbesen
    @mollyholmebbesen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    The professor: Have you guys ever been pushed to the brink
    Jermaine: No, not yet
    May 2020: Oh honey, you’ve got a big storm coming

    • @SSugarFishy
      @SSugarFishy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that a quote from Trixie Mattel?

  • @addictedtothewrittenword3451
    @addictedtothewrittenword3451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

    There actually was a laughter epidemic. It happened in 1962 at an all girls school in Tanganyika, Africa. Symptoms included lightheadedness, respiratory issues, fits of screaming and uncontrollable crying, rashes, restlessness and the urge to run around aimlessly, and even extreme flatulence. members at the school were affected. The laughter spread throughout the village to as many as 1,000 people, 14 schools were forced to close.

    • @geekasauruswreks8789
      @geekasauruswreks8789 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I knew I had heard of it somewhere!

    • @FIRING_BLIND
      @FIRING_BLIND ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I'm sorry, extremely flatulence???

    • @GUNUFofficial
      @GUNUFofficial ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Women, am I right?
      (seinfeld theme that becomes more and more demented)

    • @registeredjopper
      @registeredjopper ปีที่แล้ว

      do you know the country?

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@registeredjopperTanganyika is now called Tanzania

  • @greatvalue_ethelcain
    @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    2019: Skin cleared, crops watered.
    2020: *All the crops died.*

  • @josephinehayward8303
    @josephinehayward8303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2798

    I love how "All the crops died" was said in a falsetto voice and no evidence of them deciding it, like it was unanimously agreed upon

    • @onelyfemusic6213
      @onelyfemusic6213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And then the one where they did it in a deeper voice

    • @crownedcrow
      @crownedcrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      For some reason it reminds me of “all the birds died”.

    • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
      @bridgidthepirateelf4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love how long it took Ryan to realise that it was the dancing plague

  • @jilliandierickse9348
    @jilliandierickse9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7118

    sorry can we just all acknowledge how genuinely good shane is at writing songs?? every episode he comes up with these and i’m always genuinely impressed

    • @helmoswrld_
      @helmoswrld_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      jillian dierickse yooo Shane’s songs SLAP. his lyrics flow insanely well together!! 😫🔥🔥

    • @erinspencer3782
      @erinspencer3782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      My partner said the same thing! After every musical guest we’re so impressed and I’ve 100% gotten at least one of them stuck in my head

    • @LoveForLudwig
      @LoveForLudwig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So good! He needs to drop an LP

    • @amandadiyenno8588
      @amandadiyenno8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Agreed! I would 100% but an album of his songs.

    • @mskellymackenzie
      @mskellymackenzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They're bops for sure, & didn't he say he records them in his closet? Wild.

  • @Talonistrying
    @Talonistrying 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "Like bedbugs, pinkeye, Tampa Florida, and also the rest of Florida" might be my favorite lyric from any wrap-up song in this series ever-

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But also when god returns to sing broadway with that dead horse

  • @PinkFr0g.
    @PinkFr0g. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8405

    I forget that the professor is Shane's puppet and not his own living entity

    • @99fireandice
      @99fireandice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      Fun fact: this is such a common psychological phenomenon with puppets! Once Elmo “testified” in front of congress and initially they were wondering why the hell the audio was so bad initially. Turns out, they put the mic on Elmo. And not, you know, The guy under the table voicing and puppeting Elmo.

    • @norafassler5183
      @norafassler5183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      @@99fireandice Elmo was... testifying in front of Congress ??...

    • @satan69
      @satan69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@norafassler5183 tis the real question

    • @Olive-ey1cc
      @Olive-ey1cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol me too

    • @t.fairuz29
      @t.fairuz29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Who's Shane? What puppet? What?!

  • @dannyhall639
    @dannyhall639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3720

    1. Jermaine is amazing
    2. I know the professor's face doesn't move, but when Ryan said it reminded him of the people in France, I swear I could see the professor's life flash before his eyes
    3. I want that song to play at my funeral

    • @dragonwings36
      @dragonwings36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Jermaine's my favourite guest so far! He seems super excited to be there and works really well with Ryan and Shane (ahem, The Professor).

    • @myndigibbs9300
      @myndigibbs9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dragonwings36 I thoroughly enjoyed him but my favorite is the one girl on one of the first episodes (maybe the first episode, can't remember). She was awesome

    • @dragonwings36
      @dragonwings36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Myndi Gibbs they’ve all been really great for sure!

    • @TheIkhsan7
      @TheIkhsan7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@myndigibbs9300 Yes, she (Kate) is amazing! (anyway that was the second episode)

    • @myndigibbs9300
      @myndigibbs9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheIkhsan7 Yes! That's her! Love her. We need us some more Kate👏

  • @reelpeel8403
    @reelpeel8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3732

    “A l l T h e C r o p s D i e d”

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      A L L ThE CRoPs DiEd

    • @paulurbaniak5429
      @paulurbaniak5429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ALL THE CROPS DIED

    • @dlr_rosa254
      @dlr_rosa254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      A L L ThE CRoPs DIeD???

    • @tokioeee
      @tokioeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Petition for a shirt with just the words 'all the crops died'

    • @reelpeel8403
      @reelpeel8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @xxakanebloomxx yessssssssssssssss

  • @natekraner3721
    @natekraner3721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Shane did this whole thing because Ryan called him a liar when he referenced this in the Gloria Ramirez unsolved episode 4 years ago lmaooo don’t mess with the patient ones

  • @TorgoTime
    @TorgoTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2207

    I haven’t even finished this episode yet but it’s already the best one:
    1. We finally got the dance plague episode
    2. Buttmeat’s delight
    3. The pile of diamonds is back
    What more could I ask for
    Edit:
    4. Ryan’s face when he realized what the episode was about
    5. God

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "5. God" is a mood.

    • @KatDJZ
      @KatDJZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hope the pile of diamonds is going to be recurring character.

    • @FramesPerSecond
      @FramesPerSecond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      6. Jellybeans in the satchel

    • @bookishtook
      @bookishtook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      6) Professor McNasty

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    "But then everybody got syphilis, and a bunch of people's skin fell off!"
    Ryan: Baller

    • @Carrie25
      @Carrie25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was hilarious.

  • @josiahpowe8517
    @josiahpowe8517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6092

    it’s so funny to see how optimistically competitive ryan is in these early episodes and then to watch the transition of his slow decent into bitter madness

    • @hiiro-xentral3171
      @hiiro-xentral3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      It's weird to see a light in his eyes

    • @kaitlyngardner4478
      @kaitlyngardner4478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Now he’s a traitor 😤

    • @NotTheIRS
      @NotTheIRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He got Joker-fied

    • @mauricedavis8261
      @mauricedavis8261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kind of like marriage!!!💑

    • @maxwashere.
      @maxwashere. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@mauricedavis8261 not seeing how ‘optimistically competitive’ would be a broad descriptor for marriage but ok ig

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 5 points and Jermaine had 4. Ryan actually won for the first time in this video

    • @macielcorrea5291
      @macielcorrea5291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      OMG HAHAHAHAHHA U R KILLING ME!

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Actually someone beat you to the punch for seasons 1 and 2, for most of them he actually did win.

    • @LivingMyLife22
      @LivingMyLife22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🫘

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Excuse me but the algorithm decided he didn't win, we trust the algorithm in this house

    • @amelieg246
      @amelieg246 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey I found your comment! 😂

  • @libbydover5506
    @libbydover5506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    Ryan: kinda like those people who danced till they died
    Professor: oh yeah I’ve heard of them
    Love you guys💗😂

  • @sydneymerryman8804
    @sydneymerryman8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    I love watching this because you can clearly see how used to shane's shit ryan is & then there's the special guest who is just vibing like what's going on? what's he gonna do?

  • @madelineb2199
    @madelineb2199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8916

    Shane is ridiculously talented. I can’t even imagine the amount of time he puts into researching, writing, creating props, and planning the timing of his “effects”. This is my favorite thing on TH-cam right now and I watch them over and over

    • @sinistercrafty86
      @sinistercrafty86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      SAME! I stay for the songs and learn history along the way, and rather more interesting history too!

    • @waitaminute-113
      @waitaminute-113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@sinistercrafty86 if school was like this more people would pay attention

    • @macxgames
      @macxgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@waitaminute-113 agreed

    • @MB-sj2yu
      @MB-sj2yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I mean you kinda has too when your lively hood depends on it, he dumped his own person funds into this company he’s not about to go bankrupt. Of course he’s going to put his all into it do you not know how a business works?

    • @macxgames
      @macxgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MB-sj2yu fist time i heard about that. that settles it, i'll rewatch each episode and never skip ads.

  • @adrikay261
    @adrikay261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I just realized while rewatching this... The Professor can't actually see cause hes a puppet so Shane judged that dance off purely by description and vibes

    • @professormurder3691
      @professormurder3691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m pretty sure he just let Jermaine win. I don’t think there was any actual judging.

    • @williammcnear3462
      @williammcnear3462 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I actually never thought about this. The Professor is just like Randy Feltface, portrayed so animatedly that you forget this is a puppet and not a sentient, living being.

  • @thatoneweirdkid8305
    @thatoneweirdkid8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6676

    Ryan: "Kinda like those people who dance till they died."
    The Professor: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @waitaminute-113
      @waitaminute-113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to be that person but how does this have so many likes and no replies 🤨

    • @zap4th368
      @zap4th368 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @NoobPrePro why should they?

  • @caitlinxoxo456
    @caitlinxoxo456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2119

    Ryan: **pretending not to care about the Professor’s point game**
    Also Ryan, when Jermaine gets a point for nothing: *A n G e R y*

  • @beowont
    @beowont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    suggestion- shane should do the assassination of the archduke ferdinand because the circumstances of the whole thing were INSANE. it's crazy how wrong it went and i think it would make a really good episode!

    • @LetsTryArtemy
      @LetsTryArtemy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that'd be cool
      i also commented asking about the mad scientist in mark twain cave

    • @limeflavoredlacroix
      @limeflavoredlacroix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg i read archdick ferdinand bc i watch big mouth

    • @danialarceus5724
      @danialarceus5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Assassination of Ferdinand led to the creation of hentai, that would be an interesting topic to cover.

    • @danialarceus5724
      @danialarceus5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@jhfdhgvnbjm75 1. Assassination of Archduke led to WW1.
      2. When WW1 ended, people in the losing side got mad.
      3. Hitler gets elected and WW2 starts.
      4. Japan bombs Pearl Harbor.
      5. USA attacks Japan.
      6. They bring leisurely items, among which are comics, some 18+
      7. Japanese like the comics and draw what is called hentai.
      8. Officials angry at that, tell them to remove such art, or censor them.
      9. Some artist censor it, as shown by the famous pixels, or by black lines. Some not happy.
      10. It also led to tentacle hentai, since tentacle isn't a male penis, ergo, they found a loophole.
      11. Hentai gets shipped to USA, and some people like it.
      Ergo, assassination of Archduke led to the popularity of hentai.

    • @danialarceus5724
      @danialarceus5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jhfdhgvnbjm75 Yes, I agree. I actually used the wrong words for it. His assassination led to hentai being popular and evolving into what it is now.

  • @userkive
    @userkive ปีที่แล้ว +226

    jermaine saying that shane put so much thought into his character bc he had jelly beans in his little satchel is so funny 😭 now more than two years later and we have an entire lore with so much left to unpack

  • @Lexiethebassist
    @Lexiethebassist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Man, the image of Ryan getting all excited when he realized this story was about the dancing plague in France and having the puppet just call him a dipshit was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile

  • @crystalshards1225
    @crystalshards1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6924

    Can we just....Shane's talent in composition....is so darn impressive. Like every single song on puppet history is a BANGER! They should release an album of these on streaming platforms

    • @charfree6888
      @charfree6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Don't let him see this.

    • @gabriellabeams8569
      @gabriellabeams8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      HONESTLY THOUGH

    • @taliag09
      @taliag09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      All his songs in hot daga were pretty damn catchy as well

    • @sammcd4
      @sammcd4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      YES I NEED A PLAYLIST

    • @dhyc777
      @dhyc777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      he wrote all the songs & lyrics himself, right? that's incredible!

  • @darthlumiya9442
    @darthlumiya9442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    i need Jermaine back as a guest HE WAS SO DELIGHTED BY IT it made he show even more of a pleasure to watch

    • @BriArya16
      @BriArya16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He loved it just as much as Kate

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      two more seasons have come and gone but still no Jermaine
      Where is he?

  • @jet1893
    @jet1893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    tombstone with "RIP (but in french)" is something i'd want as an enamel pin

    • @Some_Gurl1353
      @Some_Gurl1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Momento Mori

    • @clunkyinc.5156
      @clunkyinc.5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Some_Gurl1353
      “Remember you will die.”

    • @Some_Gurl1353
      @Some_Gurl1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@clunkyinc.5156 Memento Mori, Unus Annus

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love it but it’s extra funny bc not only is “RIP” already in Latin anyway and doesn’t change for local languages, but Strasbourg was on the border and always being conquered by France or Germany over and over, so it very well could have also been in German (or some other regional dialect) and I kinda want a pin with “RIP but in French or German idk”

  • @graceamante8058
    @graceamante8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    I lost it when he said "WELL YOU NEVER TOOK THE INITIATIVE RYAN!"

  • @katiec996
    @katiec996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    I hate how much I love Shane’s songs. I don’t want a song about the dancing plague told through the eyes of god in my head all day.

    • @kziila0244
      @kziila0244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You mean the eye of God, right?

    • @frannyb99
      @frannyb99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your comment but you have 666 likes so I’m not going to hit like

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I haven't been in stitches laughing over anything as much as this in months, swear to, um, God. 🤣

  • @JoeMazzolaTheFirstPersonCook
    @JoeMazzolaTheFirstPersonCook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    This is such a huge payoff to literal years of side jokes, and I'm going to do it, I'm going to cash in this season's one and only... *chef's kiss*

  • @icewillowfrost
    @icewillowfrost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "have you ever been pushed to the brink?"
    "has the universe ever just challenged you?"
    wow this aged well lol

    • @hq4287
      @hq4287 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know.....

    • @needaccount94
      @needaccount94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ????

    • @rachaelshort1704
      @rachaelshort1704 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@needaccount94I think they mean the pandemic lol

  • @amandaolmstead9054
    @amandaolmstead9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    When Jermaine went “Aww” after The Professor said that the history lesson was concluded, I felt that

  • @Charlotte-rq2hu
    @Charlotte-rq2hu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5778

    Lucifer's indulgence sounds like a euphemism for weed

    • @ishac.8274
      @ishac.8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Or expensive perfume

    • @stephaniewozny3852
      @stephaniewozny3852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I like the idea of a coffee shop. But that's just me.

    • @ishac.8274
      @ishac.8274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@stephaniewozny3852 oooooo i would DEFINITELY go to a coffee shop called "lucifer's indulgence"

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Honestly it sounds like either a sex thing or chocolate to me

    • @lecherouslibrarian9924
      @lecherouslibrarian9924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mksabourinable I was about to comment something along those lines.

  • @tiffanytorma8232
    @tiffanytorma8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    So two things: first, I love that the final message in the season was that in the midst of a plague a community banded together to take care of their sick. Probably not intentional when you started this but an excellent thing to take away for the current pandemic. Second, how did Shane see and therefore judge the dancing for the tiebreaker because there doesn't appear to be eye holes from backstage. Can he see through the Professor's eyes? That's deeply terrifying. Love this show and you guys!!!

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That was nice. Unfortunately I'm in Morgan County Colorado which has the highest infection rate in the state because everyone here is crazy Republicans who think the virus is a hoax and refuse to wear masks 🤦‍♂️ does this qualify as natural selection?🤣

    • @tiffanytorma8232
      @tiffanytorma8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BarneyMiller Speaking as an ex-pat from Mississippi: yes.

    • @barneymiller7894
      @barneymiller7894 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya i kinda thought so 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bestb.6724
      @bestb.6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm pretty sure he has a small screen somewhere backstage. I've seen it in a past episode.

    • @thestitchwithsami
      @thestitchwithsami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@bestb.6724 But that screen is the script he's reading from, and probably also his light controls. I'd agree he just avoids giving it to Ryan if he can and when it comes down to a tie breaker, the guest is gonna win.

  • @heliojip
    @heliojip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    WHEN RYAN GUESSED THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EP AND IT ZOOMS IN ON THE PROF AND THEN HE GOES CASUALLY "oh yeah i've heard of that"

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3476

    Lmao it looked like Ryan's life flashed in front of his eyes when he realised the story was THE PEOPLE WHO DANCED TILL THEY DIED IN FRANCE

    • @rosetownstumpcity
      @rosetownstumpcity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      reminds me of the look in his eyes when he realized the lengths that shane went to create Dr Goondis

    • @MagicalGirlRose319
      @MagicalGirlRose319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It sure does after the many times he brought up those people in France that danced until they died every time mass hysteria is brought up in a Buzzfeed Unsolved episode

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MagicalGirlRose319 yup😂

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rosetownstumpcity 💀✋

    • @robinviden9148
      @robinviden9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Though technically, it was the Imperial City of Straßburg of the (German) Holy Roman Empire back in 1518.

  • @na.sa3929
    @na.sa3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    Jermaine: Lets shake hands
    The Professor: Shakes whole body...

  • @alexparks9117
    @alexparks9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    shane... I CANNOT emphasize how much we NEED you to publish your songs

  • @emiliejoykerr9173
    @emiliejoykerr9173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    7:32 “Goblins- oh buy me a coke”
    The professor calling a jinx was so overlooked and so funny, yet no one speaks of it… tragic

  • @RavenousMillenial
    @RavenousMillenial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8073

    can we talk about how legitimately DELIGHTED Jermaine was that there were jellybeans in the satchel? That was so cute

    • @mersstwstynr4867
      @mersstwstynr4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No replies yet 😁

    • @riverstyx8126
      @riverstyx8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr I loved that ✋😭

    • @zolasninja
      @zolasninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      5:06 5:20

    • @teddobomb9037
      @teddobomb9037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It makes me so happy to know he's a dad.

    • @some_stuff.
      @some_stuff. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teddobomb9037 he is?

  • @kamrynk6678
    @kamrynk6678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4826

    can we get a plush toy of the professor? bc i love him so much and i would like to hug him

    • @English3Muffin
      @English3Muffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Omg Yes please! That would be so amazing. It would get me through the rest of 2020. Our new Bad Year

    • @asiastella6876
      @asiastella6876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      That would be really good merch. I'd be tempted to buy him, but maybe there aren't so many people that would agree

    • @zoemcgonnell5180
      @zoemcgonnell5180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I’d pay good money to have a smart blue friend in my room. Now I want a professor plushie

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yesssssssd

    • @jocelynosburn691
      @jocelynosburn691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I want one!! but if it doesn't come with jelly beans I WILL dance til I die

  • @morganmarsh1276
    @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3178

    Shane should do Lincoln's Assassination next because that shit was CRAZY. It was planned like way back when Lincoln was courting his wife and this guy had a whole plan with like 10 people involved but it didn't work. Also this dude legit JUMPED down the boucany onto the stage then yelled in Latin. Lmao wHAT

    • @Flanneryschickens
      @Flanneryschickens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      they could also do the Baltimore Plot which was a failed attempt to kill Lincoln...his guys kept trying to protect him and Lincoln kept being like "lmao no"

    • @blakeswanson1322
      @blakeswanson1322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm so glad my fellow history hoes are here love you guys and your Latin death threats 💕

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jmdietr4172 ikr he had a whole plan and everyone else was like welp we tried let's just leave lmao

    • @jennytam9704
      @jennytam9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wait what? they planned it for so long? he yelled in latin? what the fuck???

  • @bres.9806
    @bres.9806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “I saw something weird today, too... I saw a dead man walking.”
    THE MOST RAW LINE- WHEN I TELL YOU MY JAW DROPPED OML

  • @junsei3870
    @junsei3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3012

    can we just praise shane for a hot minute like his efforts are bruh-level

    • @mmmhendriksen
      @mmmhendriksen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sofi vigo omggggg I didn’t notice!

    • @MB-sj2yu
      @MB-sj2yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean you kinda has too when your lively hood depends on it, he dumped his own person funds into this company he’s not about to go bankrupt. Of course he’s going to put his all into it do you not know how a business works?

    • @junsei3870
      @junsei3870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MB-sj2yu ok boomer

    • @MB-sj2yu
      @MB-sj2yu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@junsei3870 ok go get a job stop living off your parents loser

    • @looking4naomi
      @looking4naomi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MB-sj2yu mk, that came off pretty hostile

  • @im.ae-ri
    @im.ae-ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    “hail the size of apples pummeled the town”
    Ryan: how big?
    “it was the size of aPPLES!!!” *angry mcnasty screamings*

    • @Whatlander
      @Whatlander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "This disease made you sweat for a few days until you died!"
      Ryan: What are the symptoms?
      " *Sweat.* "
      Ryan: But for how long?
      [mentally adds 1,000 points to Jermaine's score] "...a few days."

    • @kaitlyndaenzer9799
      @kaitlyndaenzer9799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By size of apples he means non GMO apples like the ones you get from Panera, not giant honeycrisps.
      Or at least thats what I assumed.

  • @sarabenbella3940
    @sarabenbella3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3711

    I love Jermaine, he's just enjoying the whole show and radiating positivity.

    • @angel101heartsJB
      @angel101heartsJB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Jermaine has been my favorite guest so far

    • @ComictorWillRule
      @ComictorWillRule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My man out here vibin

    • @shinygnoll8649
      @shinygnoll8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jermaine made me so happy. He was so into all this.

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah…just a bit of casual racism around the 1:05 mark

    • @stormcloudsabound
      @stormcloudsabound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GIBBO4182 Shane's white but ok gibbo

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Jermaine losing his mind over finding jelly beans in the Professor's bag is so pure and delightful. 😆

  • @Goose53
    @Goose53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3911

    I just remembered they had a dance off in front of a puppet that can’t see, to determine the winner.

    • @PoeHoe118
      @PoeHoe118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      maybe theres little cameras in his eyes so that shane can watch on a little screen...😏👀

    • @RoseDragon529
      @RoseDragon529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Maybe Shane was peaking around the curtain/stage

    • @arianimates79
      @arianimates79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Or maybe, The Professor is an actual living being...

    • @ars0n765
      @ars0n765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@arianimates79 I mean, at this point i wouldn’t be surprised

    • @VivaLaGolf42
      @VivaLaGolf42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He said in the last episode “I hear a bunch of writing…and and see it with my two functioning eyes”. So clearly he can see.

  • @WishYouWereQueer1
    @WishYouWereQueer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    I feel like Jermaine is genuinely enthusiastic about participating, and that makes me so happy. I love Puppet History and sometimes I feel like the audience isn't as invested as I am, haha

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I don't think Steven Lim was invested. That's why they've had guests for every episode since the first. ;-) And *those* guests have always had a great time!

    • @nara-qv9pk
      @nara-qv9pk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes! We need more guest like him and invite him again!

    • @monicapetitebonita218
      @monicapetitebonita218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nara-qv9pk and kate!

    • @hooraayy
      @hooraayy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Karin_Allen i think he might replace that one guest who cancel their appearance last minute. still love the episode tho haha

    • @mayada_.
      @mayada_. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Karin_Allen haha I think Steven was only there because their guest cancelled that time.

  • @2kn111
    @2kn111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    Can we all agree that 2020 should also be called “The Bad Year”???

    • @azrael7891
      @azrael7891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It already qualifies and it's not even June yet.

    • @hafsamahmood6958
      @hafsamahmood6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      The bad year 2: Return of the bad

    • @lisadilone8154
      @lisadilone8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Bad Year 2: Electric Boolagoo

    • @scottstafford7715
      @scottstafford7715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Future ghost hunters and stone engravers will call it, "The Year of the ZOZO"

    • @mehmeh3894
      @mehmeh3894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      BADABADABA!! QUESTION: What did the people do after learning about Covid-19?
      A: They locked themselves at home and waited it out
      B: They left the earth in spaceships
      C: They claimed it to be a conspiracy and that it didn't exist

  • @eesuhisa
    @eesuhisa ปีที่แล้ว +49

    7:38 15:13 bookmarking these two for myself because they’re literally the funniest set of occurrences i’ve ever seen

  • @BlackButterfly2898
    @BlackButterfly2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3074

    Shane: "It's easy to imagine that the sheer trauma of experiencing a borderline biblical event could imbue a few generations with an all-enveloping sense of existential dread."
    Me: *looking into an invisible camera like I'm on The Office*

    • @Giga-lemesh
      @Giga-lemesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes

    • @aleks-33
      @aleks-33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      RIGHT???? I NEED TO KNOW WHEN THIS RP WAS FILMED CUZ HOLY CRAP

    • @2122Hellfire
      @2122Hellfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Things are bad right now, but not bubonic plague bad. Idk if this will have as profound of an effect on us other than increased paranoia and highlighting some of the flaws in the way we handle healthcare. (Specifically American perspective here obviously)

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Comparing COVID to the Black Plague is a laugh.

    • @cosmicnic
      @cosmicnic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WhaleManMan ok

  • @ZachClossin
    @ZachClossin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    No matter what Shane says, he's Professor McNasty now.

  • @emilymakfin90
    @emilymakfin90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG IS THIS A FEVER DREAM

    • @chesterismissing
      @chesterismissing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A /dancing/ plague?~

    • @Ally-yk8hs
      @Ally-yk8hs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I CLICKED SO FAST WHEN I SAW THIS

    • @dearjuge
      @dearjuge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True! Yay! Finally ❤

    • @danaekoloka9819
      @danaekoloka9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just gonna comment that-

    • @danaekoloka9819
      @danaekoloka9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, do I see jisung?!

  • @privard89
    @privard89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I can't fucking believe this. I watched way too much buzzfeed and needed to know about the dancing till they died thing. Clicked the first video and boom Ryan and Shane on a different channel talking about it. Lmfao

    • @ummm6068
      @ummm6068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yupp, 4 whole years after the episode Shane mentioned it in.

  • @DavidFlowers777
    @DavidFlowers777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    The timing of this video is so uncanny, I'm afraid people are going to start dancing in June

    • @j.pnewcomer1069
      @j.pnewcomer1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No it should be July 14th! Everyone write it down in your calendars XD

    • @DavidFlowers777
      @DavidFlowers777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@j.pnewcomer1069 oh god you're right

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why

    • @newtponder292
      @newtponder292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who wants to make a facebook event for june 12

    • @alongstorycutshort
      @alongstorycutshort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why do you think people have latched onto TikTok?

  • @Kobato1501
    @Kobato1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    Jermaine’s a gentleman, and his chemistry with Ryan when they say ‘All the crops died’ suprised me. He was so nice. I’d love to see him again

    • @mariosa82
      @mariosa82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Definitely!!! Please bring him back!

    • @jacquelinele9170
      @jacquelinele9170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was so surprised to see him!! I loved Sorry to Bother You

    • @deanG284
      @deanG284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me toooo

    • @EvelynRamirez-kp5wb
      @EvelynRamirez-kp5wb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously!

    • @january1494
      @january1494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Plus his absolutely precious all-out excitement and laughter were wonderful! I love people who aren’t self-conscious about enjoying themselves

  • @user-jf4gb2kb6v
    @user-jf4gb2kb6v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    I can't believe two episodes of the first season of Puppet History, filmed before the quarantine and corona, are about plagues

    • @savannahb123456789
      @savannahb123456789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Woah wait... conspiracy... they created this virus just to make a puppet history about it but real time.

    • @sepiahoney
      @sepiahoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      all hail the watcher

    • @batking4342
      @batking4342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im unsure if you are kidding or not, but i think we had like a few months heads up before we had to go into quarantine bc we weren't sure if it would hit north America

    • @AustinJASMR
      @AustinJASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was in May, this was *during* quarantine.

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AustinJASMR they filmed their content before quarantine. Most of this season and their other shows were filmed before they launched their channel. This stuff isn't filmed and edited same day it's published.

  • @jackal0p
    @jackal0p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    props to the animator for keeping up the animations in the puppet stage even during wide shots

  • @oranplan1630
    @oranplan1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6940

    Honestly Ryan should've gotten an extra history point for guessing the topic of the video

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      I say he should've lost a history point for taking nearly 15 minutes to state the obvious.

    • @violentram6235
      @violentram6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Implying that it’s not rigged against Ryan lol

    • @zoemochi
      @zoemochi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Also that would mean Shane wouldn't have blessed us with that puppet pikachu face

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If he were a guest he would've

    • @gwendolyn_c237
      @gwendolyn_c237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its Shane. He just has to make Ryan lose. :)

  • @carryondrawing
    @carryondrawing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3011

    *Us:* WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE DANCING PLAUGE
    *Shane, 3 years later:* Ok
    *Us:* FINALLY, OUR TIME HAS COME

    • @kiksp9463
      @kiksp9463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      fuck its been three years already?

    • @yarecantoran2545
      @yarecantoran2545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kjersti Fretheim ikr

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And Ryan didn't even realize it until halfway through

    • @rhinocerosskin
      @rhinocerosskin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FACTS

    • @jazminej6781
      @jazminej6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kjersti Fretheim youre yday day was

  • @kelseymattison4987
    @kelseymattison4987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    Everybody rn: this has to be the worst time in history
    The professor: Let me tell u a thing about bad times

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We need to be looking to the pandemics throughout history and the events that followed to know what to expect
      I could see something like this happening in my home country (the US) once things go back to "normal" because we also have severe social stratification, corrupt political leaders, and are looking at bad years for farming what with the global climate change

    • @wafaamri7772
      @wafaamri7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1517: the bad year
      2020: I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career

    • @katiepowell3939
      @katiepowell3939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wafa 2020 is gonna be the season finale

  • @bongwasser
    @bongwasser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    jermaine has literally been my favorite guest so far, he just seems so hyped up about it all

  • @synthiasynsation9562
    @synthiasynsation9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    So you're telling me God is the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater?

  • @Lily-nx5yd
    @Lily-nx5yd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    Shane’s resume is stacked, he can tell history, do comedy, puppetry, host, and music!!

    • @honeypot6719
      @honeypot6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He can do EVERYTHING

    • @will.i.kiwalla
      @will.i.kiwalla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don't forget the hot dogga, he wrote that himself

    • @honeypot6719
      @honeypot6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Will Jay
      Yes never forgot
      Also the fact that he HASN'T MENTIONED ITS OR IF ITS GOING TO START UP AGAIN

    • @nazzysushi2711
      @nazzysushi2711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Please don’t forget that he’s also a demon

    • @mushroom_brains1363
      @mushroom_brains1363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And dungeonmaster

  • @tobyaye
    @tobyaye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    ryan : god’s a white man huh?
    shane : oh, i mean, it’s the devil!
    this made me laugh so hard

    • @PippaT-iw6su
      @PippaT-iw6su 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Jermaine: you really know your audience huh?
      That made me laugh so much 😂

    • @amie5928
      @amie5928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shane is satan confirmedz

  • @malalaliyah
    @malalaliyah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The Professor having jellybeans in his bag will never Not be the cutest and most wholesome thing.

  • @koharu1357
    @koharu1357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4083

    "god is a white man"
    "oh. no, this is the devil"
    "oh yeah you know our audience"
    i appreciate y'all

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      1:03

    • @TheLastJack
      @TheLastJack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Just think about how often we call Shane a demon and it makes this so much funnier

    • @YCJONI
      @YCJONI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      and then Shane showed us what God really looks like haha

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheLastJack oh shit i read your reply and now i get the second half of the joke, i just thought they were calling their audience racist or something lol

    • @tallyblue3168
      @tallyblue3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God is actually a pink monster. Racism is now dead!!

  • @pastelpinkhoney
    @pastelpinkhoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    The Professor handing out points like he’s the host of Who’s Line is it Anyway 😂

    • @ronsauceify
      @ronsauceify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420 likes.
      Nice

    • @thekitchensink119
      @thekitchensink119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was already said by the special guest in a previous episode you joke thief

    • @honeypot6719
      @honeypot6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gorlina Monke
      Huh?

  • @fionatastic0.070
    @fionatastic0.070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    Ok. Hear me out. Footloose but it’s rewritten so that it’s about the dancing plague

    • @Roe97
      @Roe97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bro I was literally thinking that through the entire episode!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sharksgrr
      @sharksgrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      big suggest 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' from starkid

    • @Nightwalker-zk6ce
      @Nightwalker-zk6ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bernummm Oh hell yes

    • @beatrixgunderson716
      @beatrixgunderson716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessssss

    • @sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808
      @sleepdeprivedbutstillalive5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sharksgrr PAUUUUUUUUL

  • @syntacticalcrab
    @syntacticalcrab ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Jermaine being so delighted by the jellybean satchel is exactly my reaction to this whole series. Shane did not have to go this hard and we're so blessed he did. It's just so wholesome.

  • @CaptainCrab222
    @CaptainCrab222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    “Let’s shake it out.”
    Professor: *Vibrates Furiously*

    • @meghanwebber4977
      @meghanwebber4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I may have mimicked it after I saw that 😂

  • @RavenousMillenial
    @RavenousMillenial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    "It's God!"
    "God's a white man, huh?"
    **brief panic**
    "It's the devil!"
    Shane I adore you 😂

    • @mrrd4444
      @mrrd4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      The "yeah there we go" made me scream laughing

    • @wolf73371
      @wolf73371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He gets what his fans think of him. Love the guy.

    • @jessycam-k5059
      @jessycam-k5059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      "You know your audience" lmao

    • @animaloversammy
      @animaloversammy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know, I've watched this episode at least twice, and I've finally figured that the brief panic, besides being because God damnit he isnt a white/ man/ at least (look at this point I'll take a white woman (tho not white preferred) God just please not a white man.), the puppet. The puppet is God and that definitely ain't no white man

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@animaloversammy who cares if god is white or not? Like nothing would be wrong if he was white or any other color cause he is god he can be what he wants. I don't understand why you hate the idea of a white man being god.

  • @honoursplace3291
    @honoursplace3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Jermaine when he loses: I'm a good sport
    Jermain when he wins: YEASSSS! THAT'S RIGHT

    • @Sawika56
      @Sawika56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      IMMA HISTORY BUFF :)

  • @badchannelname
    @badchannelname ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Can anyone explain why there was a shot of Shane Madej in the corner of the screen at 3:32? Is he like a helper for the professor?

    • @degeneratemilkhater5696
      @degeneratemilkhater5696 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think it's just an editing glitch where someone accidentally spliced some footage of him into the video. Maybe it's a prank or smth

    • @internetstranger5112
      @internetstranger5112 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He’s the estranged producer, so he might have just been on set

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well yeah the professor is a puppet, hes small so he has to stand on someones shoulders i think

    • @orlacrossan3337
      @orlacrossan3337 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s probably just the tech support for the professor, yk doing his lights and curtain pulling, stage hand stuff :)