The Terrifying Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius • Puppet History

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  • @eddiesmile5442
    @eddiesmile5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6531

    “Dead men tell no tales” says Ryan, the man who believes in ghosts so hard he gets a buzzfeed show about it, for the second time on camera

    • @indiegogurt
      @indiegogurt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Eliza ???????????? Maybe that’s why the ghosts ignore him. They don’t wanna be the narc.

    • @justfloatingthrough2457
      @justfloatingthrough2457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Haha.
      Ryan: “Dead men tell no tales”
      Kate: “I thought you believed in ghosts?”
      Shane: “Yeah, what do you say about that idiot”
      Ryan: (OoO)

    • @skyeperez8305
      @skyeperez8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      nairilee excuse you, apple taters was VERY important.

    • @ayushibhanja
      @ayushibhanja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nairilee loophole, babEy!

    • @graceriley2500
      @graceriley2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nairilee I'd say "apple tater" was rather meaningful

  • @rengabrielle
    @rengabrielle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6505

    shane’s been giving lin-manuel miranda a run for his money with all these bangers he’s putting out

    • @uncreativeusername3772
      @uncreativeusername3772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Watch out Lin, The Professor is coming for your crown

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Just wait until they hit the road with the Puppet History Singers.

    • @ishanafondekar6334
      @ishanafondekar6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Coming up on Broadway for its debut 'HAMILTON VS THE PROFESSOR'

    • @isabellevasquez7433
      @isabellevasquez7433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Tbh I’d take Shane over Lin any day we love our acab boy who didn’t write weird fanfiction about slave owning dickwads that were complicit in the genocide of native Americans

    • @leahlopez1780
      @leahlopez1780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@isabellevasquez7433 i-

  • @griffinlacy3301
    @griffinlacy3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6166

    Elmo just wants to entertain the kids. His brother, however, is an intellectual.

    • @chillaxcutie456
      @chillaxcutie456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      You are so right, the professor looks like a blue elmo

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Would've thought the Professor was related to Cookie Monster.

    • @araw_buwan
      @araw_buwan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@Styner09 Cookie Monster and Elmo's lovechild, perhaps?

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@araw_buwan if that's the case, The Professor got that recessive eloquence gene.

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Elmo wants to "Entertain" children.... Usually by ticking their inner thigh

  • @OkSotoMami
    @OkSotoMami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Ryan: you’re a rotten thing or man or whatever you are
    The professor: ;o;

  • @garbageboystinkman
    @garbageboystinkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8215

    i wish they’d start selling lil professor plushies in their merch store bc i’d buy the shit outta that

  • @jaimeparra2040
    @jaimeparra2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    “Some history is...hehe... just a mystery.”
    -The Professor, 2020

    • @moonyallans2273
      @moonyallans2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I guess some of it will remain.............unsolved!

  • @charliecat422
    @charliecat422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6308

    It wouldn’t be a class if the teacher didn’t mispronounce your name

    • @PuppyLove2468
      @PuppyLove2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lol yeah every single year the teachers butchered my name, Its Lorelei (Lore-e-lie), one time someone called me Lorelli

    • @dersuddeutschesumpf5444
      @dersuddeutschesumpf5444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@PuppyLove2468 were you named after that German poem written in 1824 named (in modern German) "Lied der Lorelei" that deals with some lady singing near the Rhein which leads to a distracted sailor drowning? If so that's a cruel ass name

    • @PuppyLove2468
      @PuppyLove2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@dersuddeutschesumpf5444 Lorelei is the name of a big rock on the Rhein/the "sirens" around it, basically there were stories about sirens/mermaids luring sailors to their deaths, my mom named me Lorelei because the sirens were unaffected by the sailors while they threw themselves at them, or something along those lines, basically im named after a bunch of heart breakers (ironic considering im aro/ace)

    • @PuppyLove2468
      @PuppyLove2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cocoapowder2 lol yeah

    • @kebert2thumbsup
      @kebert2thumbsup 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the struggle is real!

  • @bethgrinnell1164
    @bethgrinnell1164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2597

    My biggest gripe with Jurassic World was Chris Pratt being overtaken by the pyroclastic cloud, only to emerge totally unharmed seconds later.
    They're the volcanologist's nightmare.
    "You can't outrun a pyroclastic flow."
    He'd have been dead the second he was out of sight. That ash is so hot it would have melted his skin and throat, and the moisture from his body would have quickly cooled the layers of ash into rock, preserving him alive.
    But that's Hollywood for you.

    • @potat04
      @potat04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      LOVELY

    • @lizzylucyn7133
      @lizzylucyn7133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Crisp Pratt

    • @drawmaarts7654
      @drawmaarts7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Crisp rat

    • @Ghoulieanna
      @Ghoulieanna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      To be fair, he’s also able to train raptors. Probably not the most scientifically accurate movie

    • @tombrick790
      @tombrick790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wow

  • @jaynenunya6070
    @jaynenunya6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    As someone who knew of Pliny the Elder from Sawbones (a podcast about medical history), Pliny taking a nap then running out with a pillow on his head is extremely on brand.

    • @stellargay
      @stellargay ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. i love that now we can associate pliny as being a mcelroy homie

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stellargay he's just a Strange Lad and I love him

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Knowing how many people live directly in the path of our *near-yearly hurricanes* in the US, 3 million around Vesuvius doesn't surprise me at all.

    • @lunettasuziejewel2080
      @lunettasuziejewel2080 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Living in that path, I will say that it's a lot easier to survive a hurricane than a volcanic eruption, though.

  • @JustASorcerer
    @JustASorcerer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    25:21 Not entirely nutty when you consider that volcanic soil is some of the most fertile on Earth. It's the main reason regions around volcanoes are still heavily populated even today

  • @jessc18
    @jessc18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    ok but did Shane make a tiny pillow for the Professor?? because that is adorable

    • @love456music
      @love456music 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      can more ppl talk about this? ITS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS WEEK

  • @ZarahGrace
    @ZarahGrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I can’t believe that I got tricked into loving history by a puppet

    • @zharawillywonka4438
      @zharawillywonka4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's not a puppet it's a genie

    • @ZarahGrace
      @ZarahGrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zharawillywonka4438 you got me there

  • @bulletmonkeyxp
    @bulletmonkeyxp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:20 The phrase "fortune favors the bold" was actually a common proverb at the time. in the original saying "Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat" was referring to the goddess of fortune Fortuna. As it was often believed that she was more inclined to aid those who were of a more brazen persuasion

  • @Jo-sv9io
    @Jo-sv9io 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Each episode there’s more and more evidence that the professor is an immortal cryptid

  • @zoefarace6843
    @zoefarace6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “RIP to a real one” had no business being that funny

  • @asafinnickrhysbooth5495
    @asafinnickrhysbooth5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    History teacher: where did you learn all these things about history?
    Me: Uhm a puppet show...from Shane Madej...

  • @fancydeer
    @fancydeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Knowing all the WILD medical shit Pliny the Elder said it makes total sense how he reacted during the eruptions of Vesuvius and how he beefed it in Pompeii. Pliny the Elder might've went out with a pillow tied to his head but by the gods his humors were balanced.

  • @edenwoodward1563
    @edenwoodward1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    It's canon at this point that The Professor is immortal, right? We all agree he's completely immortal. This is a fact.

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. Just like the fact that Shane is a demon.

  • @johnrekesius46
    @johnrekesius46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    24:00 "Cut to twelve hours later and they're like R̶̅̍Ȃ̶̈A̸͂̇Á̸̐A̷̿̋Ä̸̓Ȃ̶̎A̴̾̂A̷̒̏"

  • @trentonkern4803
    @trentonkern4803 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Here just reminiscing on the good ol days before watchertv

  • @Headpfones
    @Headpfones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    The Professor: The only way to get the government to do anything is to have a rich person complain
    Me: Clearly nothing much has changed over the centuries
    Thank you for all the likes I didn’t think I would get so many 💛

    • @stevenstanleygamerguy5091
      @stevenstanleygamerguy5091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only thing that different people complain more it nice that people it just won’t help

    • @Headpfones
      @Headpfones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stevenstanleygamerguy5091 so true, sad but true

  • @4everGirlStar
    @4everGirlStar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I- am pretty sure that “fortune favors the bold” was meant to say “Fortuna favors the bold” as in- the Goddess Fortuna? As in- she’ll protect them??

    • @yodontheduck
      @yodontheduck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the goddess fortuna was referred to as "fortune", so you could very well be right - don't know if it was a mistranslation tho

  • @ghostiedoo7620
    @ghostiedoo7620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I never got to finish my history class and we didn't get to learn about the black plague, so I'm happy that I get to learn about the things we were going to. We spent one semester on Greece and Rome and spent three weeks on Pompeii. Thank you Shane and Ryan for letting me feel like I'm still in my history class.

  • @sora-jp2om
    @sora-jp2om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    the professor is an ancient, this is his way of telling stories of his early days without raising suspicion. that’s also how he gets so many guest performers, fellow ancients who fear him and his knowledge, love this rotten boi 💕

  • @fritterspack
    @fritterspack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    the professor, voice cracking: dont call me rotten

  • @gillyweedniharry
    @gillyweedniharry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hmmm... I remember the Doctor Who episode about this.
    Anyway, as someone who experienced a volcanic eruption recently, yeah, the smoke coming out didn't seem very disturbing at first (people were even posting stuff on social media) until it became very thick and the ashes started to fall. Even if we were far from the volcano, we experienced ash fall. Those who were within the danger zone had to evacuate.
    Thankfully, the recent eruption was not as violent as Vesuvius (no pyroclastic flows) but things were tense for weeks waiting whether there would be an escalation. There were frequent earthquakes and continual ash fall.

    • @andreaa4430
      @andreaa4430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gillyweedniharry is this taal bc it sounds so familiar

    • @castlegarden2999
      @castlegarden2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andreaa4430 I wouldn't be surprised if it is, BUT there have been a lot of volcanoes stirring in the ring of fire lately.

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@castlegarden2999 Ugh, wouldn't that be just the thing to top 2020 off- a major volcanic eruption or several :(

  • @koro-is-caffeinated
    @koro-is-caffeinated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Don't lie, Watcher. The Professor is an immortal time traveler with a love for retelling his tales

  • @marshanemiller1987
    @marshanemiller1987 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kept waiting for the propeller to break out in, "I hope that somethin' better comes along." Sounds exactly like Rowlf the Dog!

  • @illiterate_rat9792
    @illiterate_rat9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    If you live in Colorado or California right now, it’s a free trial of a volcano erupting ✨✨✨

  • @hoshitiger1010
    @hoshitiger1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the professor in that tiny pillow hat is so cute omg

  • @rileyjoslin6460
    @rileyjoslin6460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    no puppet history song will ever top the one about the dancing plague

  • @camdenkiefer
    @camdenkiefer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "sounds the most like old english" ryan they spoke LATIN

  • @maddiek2879
    @maddiek2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i recently fell face first down Vesuvius after tripping on a rock. Pompeii is beautiful and recommend hiking Vesuvius

  • @Paris-hj9fv
    @Paris-hj9fv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i actually studied this event and yeah pretty much the whole video is accurate according to my memory! some extra things to note:
    - pompeii was not the only town affected. for example, there was another, smaller town called Herculaneum nearby (you can see it on the map at 6:17) which was affected differently to Pompeii.
    - pompeii was hit with the pumice and rocks and about 7 pyroclastic surges and flows (only a few of which made it to the town), if I remember correctly. in comparison, Herculaneum was closer to vesuvius and was hit with hotter pyroclastic surges.
    - the effect of this is that there were a lot of buried bodies in Pompeii, but there were a lot of preserved bodies in herculaneum. since the surges in herculaneum were so hot, they essentially carbonised all organic matter.
    - this also means that there's a lot of food and wood and stuff that was found in Herculaneum, preserved even nearly 2000 years later. BASICALLY i'm saying that there are pictures of forbidden carbonised bread and i want to eat it so badly
    - a more morbid effect is that the bodies in herculaneum were found frozen with their hands raised in claw shapes in a last ditch attempt to protect themselves
    - the sites affected (eg Pompeii and herculaneum) are still being investigated! early archaeologists uncovered too much at once, which has led to deterioration, so excavation isn't the biggest thing that's happening - rather, they are trying to document as much of the towns as possible.
    - recently (in the early 2000s), they started making a photomosaic of one of the main roads in Pompeii, the Via dell'Abbondanza.
    - archaeologists did, however, find a goldmine of information in the sewer system of Herculaneum, because analyisng all that shit revealed heaps of dietary information
    um yeah I don't have any sources on me rn bc i learned this all last year, but yeah it's really interesting!

  • @Banana_Banshee
    @Banana_Banshee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “jesus christ”
    “that guy that died a few years ago? what about him?”
    gold

  • @mustafu4032
    @mustafu4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dude the amount of stuff i learn from puppet history makes me so happpyyy!!!! like, i love history a lot and learning abt it during times when i don't have the patience to thumb through a book is very nice!!! i love puppet history!!

  • @TheTrueMorse64
    @TheTrueMorse64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They forgot to mention that before the volcano erupted, Loki shows up, frees some goats, and shouts to the people in their native language “My name is Loki. We are agents of the Time Variance Authority. I bring you all dark tidings. All of you! You’re all about to die. That volcano is about to erupt! I would know because I’m from the future.” Then when the Volcano erupts he starts throwing a bunch of cabbages around shouting “Nothing matters! Nothing has any consequences!”

  • @NamelessPossum
    @NamelessPossum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5785

    Ancient Karen be like: "I'm still not sold on this whole volcano thing but do you think my house will be fine?"

    • @SavageBunnyGetMoney
      @SavageBunnyGetMoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      plandemic lol

    • @julisaurusrex0
      @julisaurusrex0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Karen: I'm not leaving my house just because of some volcano! Where's the ancient manager!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SavageBunnyGetMoney
      @SavageBunnyGetMoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@julisaurusrex0 that volcano only kills 99% of people well what if I'm 1% like Julius Caesar says we'll be ok 😏

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@julisaurusrex0 The Ancient Manager already fled.

    • @zerofox641
      @zerofox641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And somehow people are still like this. Don’t believe that natural disasters are going to be as bad as people say they are (hurricanes, tornadoes, wildfires etc) and then they’re surprised when their shit is destroyed

  • @forthefrogs
    @forthefrogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    they found so much graffiti in the area around it, and a lot of it was gay.

    • @sondpnichqfvd
      @sondpnichqfvd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      i’ve always remembered the one that’s like “weep, you girls, for i will now only have sex with men” just cuz it makes me laugh that it sounds like the writer’s gathered/addressing an audience of truly distraught women

    • @00muinamir
      @00muinamir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Sooo much of it was gay. But there's also an ad for kosher fish sauce, and a bad restaurant review, and the 1st century equivalent of "for a good time call...". Nothing's new I guess!

    • @Ghost-ss1vu
      @Ghost-ss1vu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      This is actually the best thing 😅

    • @Adnilem2
      @Adnilem2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      I bought an entire book of discovered graffiti from Pompeii when I was in Naples and every so often skim through it because it's so damn funny to me XD

    • @ButILikeYouAndThatIsNotFake
      @ButILikeYouAndThatIsNotFake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Adnilem2 title and author please 👀

  • @sarahwillacker4135
    @sarahwillacker4135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4099

    It makes me smile to imagine Shane staying up late to hot glue googly eyes and feathers to a cardboard volcano puppet

    • @araw_buwan
      @araw_buwan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      That's an adorable imagery thank you

    • @solong_abigail
      @solong_abigail ปีที่แล้ว +78

      *my mom when I’d tell her abt a really important project last minute during elementary:*

    • @mebreevee1997
      @mebreevee1997 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@solong_abigail but ur mom prolly looked more exasperated then happy
      i imagine shane having an amazing happy doofy smile

    • @solong_abigail
      @solong_abigail ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mebreevee1997 yeah lmao, she does 😭

    • @JadelynBiersackBVB
      @JadelynBiersackBVB 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Omg that is so true!! He is so passionate about it!

  • @rachaelschuster22
    @rachaelschuster22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6582

    "some history is just a mystery."
    me crying: can't you just say it's unsolved

    • @blondieYorkie
      @blondieYorkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      But mystery and history can rhyme if you say it right

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      History's a mystery and that's why I like history 🎶
      I've had this song stuck in my head since sixth grade

    • @Looooading...
      @Looooading... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wish I could like this twice

    • @soshiangel90
      @soshiangel90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I WAS WAITING FOR THIS!!

    • @random_girl1904
      @random_girl1904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      BUT THE RHYME

  • @whoahdude9742
    @whoahdude9742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10154

    “Notorious for hangover.... reportedly” - the professor was there and is definitely immortal this is why he knows history.

    • @xxJETSETxx
      @xxJETSETxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      I mean. I'm here for any fan theories that involve "Demon" Shane and "Immortal" Professor tiptappin through time.

    • @trix9025
      @trix9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      Let's be honest, the Professor is probably a timelord and the stage is his TARDIS.

    • @juli2578
      @juli2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      muppet university is just a time travel center and that's how they learn 😌

    • @4eyedgreyfish978
      @4eyedgreyfish978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      IT'S CANNON! THEY LIKED IT!💜

    • @ryntaylor3107
      @ryntaylor3107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I would love a show, or a comic or something that just shows the moments and bits of history that the professor witnesses and like- moments he’s there.

  • @DanielleVlog365
    @DanielleVlog365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7214

    Ryan: "Dead men tell no tales."
    Dead Men: *"Apple Taters"*

    • @ajsioux
      @ajsioux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      also dead men: *s p a g h e t t i*

    • @alanna6034
      @alanna6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Dead human: *cghuck*

    • @alanna6034
      @alanna6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @Bella Modlin this is from buzzfeed unsolved when Ryan used this little machine that was going through radio channels at a fast rate and people said if you got two or more words out of it that would be that ghost talking. I think they asked the ghost what their name was and the machine blurted out apple taters.

    • @glorina_29
      @glorina_29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Spaghetti

    • @minastark9364
      @minastark9364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alanna6034 what episode was it? I need it pls

  • @gabbinvisible
    @gabbinvisible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6259

    Is... No one going to talk about the fact that this season is low-key uncovering the lore that the Professor is an immortal being ?

    • @palter5820
      @palter5820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Lizzy Dupas the professor is my favorite cryptic

    • @emmamaltus7335
      @emmamaltus7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was looking for this comment !!

    • @gabbinvisible
      @gabbinvisible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@palter5820 Mothman who ? I only know The Professor.

    • @Snurbyy
      @Snurbyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Like when he was talking about the alcohol would give you a bad hangover "reportedly"

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He's The Doctor if The Doctor was a puppet.

  • @samikelley3608
    @samikelley3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5497

    Puppet History does online school better than my actual school system.

    • @yesiamdaiki
      @yesiamdaiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      my history teacher would probably ask how i know about this,, five words: Puppet History with The Professor

    • @beccaarnold5519
      @beccaarnold5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I've learned more from puppet history and their Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime then I ever have in school.

    • @ebenmorrid
      @ebenmorrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      same, tbh it's kinda sad

    • @samikelley3608
      @samikelley3608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@beccaarnold5519 same tbh, shows how messed up the school system is

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kinda not great at teaching math lol

  • @blessiejustine
    @blessiejustine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    love the fact that matt actively asks questions, like a true student! maybe if the _other_ student asked questions, he might get more chances of getting jelly beans

    • @NerdAlert4224
      @NerdAlert4224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Maybe if SOMEONE would take initiative…..

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Maybe if *someone* used some critical thinking skills

    • @TheHouse2281
      @TheHouse2281 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He asked so many questions he made a video about how the earth is actually flat

    • @geekgirl_luv4262
      @geekgirl_luv4262 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheHouse2281he what

    • @TheHouse2281
      @TheHouse2281 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geekgirl_luv4262 he made a video for buzzfeed a while ago about how realistic the idea of flat earth is

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2414

    Shane never ceases to amaze me. He really is so creative & talented. He makes the puppets, he does the voices & sings the songs, his acting is awesome. The faces the professor makes are hilarious.. Even though he face doesn't really change, Shane puppeteering makes it feel like it does lol..On top of all of that awesomeness, the whole thing is absolutely hysterical. Shane never fails to make me laugh, no matter what he is doing. I don't want to sound like a kiss-ass lol but I genuinely admire the man. Puppet History is my favorite show. It has so many things I love in it.
    Props to the editor too, because the editing style adds so much weird, wonderful magic to the show. ;) Thanks to everyone who helps make this possible. That includes you Ryan. I appreciate that you were a more willing participant this time around lol. For real though, Ryan being there adding his thoughts & opinions to the mix, makes the show even better. Both of these guys are talented, funny, and make a great duo. :)

  • @molly6665
    @molly6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

    Fun fact: they didn't have a word for volcano so they actually just called it an angry mountain; iratus mons in latin.

    • @weakanklesfornamjoon
      @weakanklesfornamjoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      누나Molly I love this smart community!

    • @b4kuch1n50
      @b4kuch1n50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      this makes me irrationally angry. Vulcanus was in their pantheon. they /named/ him that. he wasn't named that in greek. he was the deity of volcanoes. and they called their volcanoes THAT

    • @Knowledgesquad1
      @Knowledgesquad1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Vulcan (Volcānus) was a god of fire, he only became associated with Volcanoes once Romans figured out they exsisted after pompeii. And it made sense to make this connection, considering that to them it would have appeared like the Volcano was raining fire from the sky therefore related to the God of fire.
      The word Volcano actually came from Vulcano, an Island in Italy that had a Volcano on it, and just so happened to be named after Vulcan, the god.

    • @cprk594
      @cprk594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BnH013 the word 'volcanus' meant mountain! they didn't know the difference between mountains and volcanoes (so few had erupted for them to be able to distinguish the two) so both were named the same.

    • @kangaruri2157
      @kangaruri2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      BnH013 yes. that is the etymology of volcano. however, he was a god of fire , not a god of volcanoes - when these deities were conceptualised, it’s not like there would have been a convenient volcanic eruption. vesuvius was destructive and terrifying, but they didn’t immediately associate it with one god; the citizens of pompeii and the neighbouring herculaneum simply thought the gods, in general, were angry. they didn’t know what was happening, and, considering that pretty much everyone who stayed in pompeii died, it’s not like they could really find out.

  • @harriet9928
    @harriet9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3320

    16:17 "jesus christ" - "the guy who died a couple of years ago? what about him?" kdjkdfjdf

    • @aloevira6611
      @aloevira6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      I DID NOT CATCH THAT
      THAT IS AMAZING

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I laugh so loud every single time. 1 molecule of serotonin per viewing

    • @vxvtriumph777
      @vxvtriumph777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      why is this so fucking funny

    • @missimmi
      @missimmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just realised that! I was hoping someone else did, that was great!

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like decades lol

  • @Obironnkenobi
    @Obironnkenobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    My history teacher once said: "Pompeii was put on the map by being taken off of it." and that is what I think of whenever I hear anything about Mt. Vesuvius or Pompeii.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn. It sure is wild how true that is for many things in history. Aaron Burr, and Hamilton, will forever be known for one killing the other. The Mona Lisa was only so famous after it was stolen.

  • @annef0x
    @annef0x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3421

    At this rate, it isn't even a question anymore: *Professor McNasty is an immortal*

    • @hannahsquire2442
      @hannahsquire2442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mmmmhhhmmmmm

    • @Blueklima9708
      @Blueklima9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I agree 1000%, but I thought you said ‘immoral’ for a sec

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's a Time Lord, like the Doctor.

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AlashiaTuol and Keanu Reeves and Five Hargreeves

    • @werecatassassin8516
      @werecatassassin8516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AlashiaTuol the bbc were gonna announce it next year, Professor McNasty is gonna be the next doctor

  • @sharksgrr
    @sharksgrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4484

    i love how transparently the show is rigged against ryan now. im so happy

    • @mack4064
      @mack4064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      i counted and he only lost by one point at the last question which i find hilarious and completely rigged XD

    • @jasonw2048
      @jasonw2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      I think there's actually a reason for that; my theory is that Shane sends the prizes to the guests before the episode starts, so he kind of has to rig the game in their favour

    • @smokeface2228
      @smokeface2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I want Ryan to get super competitive one of these episodes, get all the points, and Shane has to make something up to make him lose still🤣

    • @borisrenderos5831
      @borisrenderos5831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someone has to be the loser.

    • @borisrenderos5831
      @borisrenderos5831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kat Astrophe
      He doesn’t have a handicap. Just stacked against him. B t rules.

  • @michellev86
    @michellev86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4486

    why is no one talking about how cute the professor looks with a tiny pillow on his head 😖

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      We don’t want to detract from his authority

    • @sksksksk8032
      @sksksksk8032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      so adorableee

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He IS such a cutie!!

    • @unnamedjello9779
      @unnamedjello9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I started screaming from the cuteness

    • @soshiangel90
      @soshiangel90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I need a pillow prof pin ....

  • @jekkabean
    @jekkabean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    Just throwing this out there: Tiny Puppet History Winners packages with little trophies, jelly beans, and one of those The Professor cards, to order and send to your friends. You're sitting on a gold mine.

    • @IsabellaS_
      @IsabellaS_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Those would make perfect birthday gift bags lmao i

    • @chrischrischrischris5174
      @chrischrischrischris5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You can *only* send it to your friends, though, as the card has either a variety of compliments and/or insults regarding one's knowledge of history on it, written as explicitly and *directly* coming from you, yourself, personally (when the cards themselves are randomised and you don't know what you'll get on order)

    • @Starcloud13_
      @Starcloud13_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg wait i would actually love that

    • @astrangelittlecryptid
      @astrangelittlecryptid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES PLEASE

    • @goldenknife3835
      @goldenknife3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those aren’t cards those are pins!

  • @incoherentscreaming3889
    @incoherentscreaming3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2786

    me: thinking that ryan finally won
    the professor: gives matt two points at the end
    me: 👁👄👁

    • @waitaminute-113
      @waitaminute-113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He just won’t we have to accept it.

    • @liger1411
      @liger1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      He pulled a Dumbledore.

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@liger1411 this comment deserves a medal

    • @lamia8089
      @lamia8089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liger1411 i was about to say that! XD

    • @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500
      @iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@liger1411 LMAO I CAN'T BHAHAHHA-

  • @anoushkab1079
    @anoushkab1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    I’m just going to take a wild guess that Ryan doesn’t win the jelly bean cup this time either

    • @haleygray5594
      @haleygray5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Me watching seeing that he’s two points ahead so far. “The Tables soon shall turn Ryan” 😂

    • @fankyfashionmonkey
      @fankyfashionmonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i was hoping he would, as he got the early points but things went down xD

    • @Jawn529
      @Jawn529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He gets scammed out of winning

    • @aplooploo3909
      @aplooploo3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      i remember seeing on twitter that ryan not winning the coveted title of history master is the new leo dicaprio not winning an oscar

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ryan could get every answer right while the guest get every answer wrong, and Sha- uh, the *Professor* would still find a way to make Ryan lose.

  • @faeraindrops
    @faeraindrops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2042

    There was no choice: i had to come extremely early to....”class”

  • @gabrielahikari3107
    @gabrielahikari3107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11030

    I definetely don't say this enough: the editing for Puppet History is just brilliant. Incredible work

    • @ithinkimarealboy2402
      @ithinkimarealboy2402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      How often do you feel you are expected to say it? Does 'Puppet History' come up much day to day for you?

    • @danie3472
      @danie3472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1k likes and only one other comment cool 😂

    • @scarletrose_9848
      @scarletrose_9848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yaaaaas!

    • @almasyrinoa
      @almasyrinoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish for a multiple like button for this video

    • @razeenahfauz3790
      @razeenahfauz3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes it's expertly edited 🔥🔥❤️❤️

  • @meggnoggs
    @meggnoggs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Genuinely can’t believe how cute the prof is w that little pillow on his head.... give me the professor plushie with the changeable hats

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They really should make proffesor plushies of different versions. Like one with a hat, one with a pillow on the head, one with a women gymnist uniform.

  • @evilcatv
    @evilcatv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "Don't call me rotten"
    the voice crack is IMPOSSIBLY good

    • @hehe-dl3pr
      @hehe-dl3pr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i imagine that’s what *sad professor noises* sounds like

  • @hyenawithgun1395
    @hyenawithgun1395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    “pliny sounds like a john mulaney character”- proof the the professor is immortal and was friends with jm throughout history

    • @arianamaria_
      @arianamaria_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The professor was the young Victorian ghost girl johns mother saw

    • @Lauren.E.O
      @Lauren.E.O 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The Professor’s first name is also John, and they once had lunch at the Salt and Pepper Diner.

  • @JW-lf6wr
    @JW-lf6wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    Professor wearing the tiny pillow over his head is SENDING ME
    It's truly the cutest thing ever

    • @idunnoiguess1472
      @idunnoiguess1472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gives me serotonin ☺️

    • @doingmything6179
      @doingmything6179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES!! INSTANT HAPPINESS

    • @meghanphillips3495
      @meghanphillips3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just when you thought he couldn't get any cuter, he ties a pillow to his head--and wears it for the rest of the video!

  • @allyt5325
    @allyt5325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    The man said “fortune favors the bold” and that was pretty bold of him to ask for a bath in the midst of a volcano eruption

    • @VandanaKumari-lj3yj
      @VandanaKumari-lj3yj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Fortune favours the bold" he said followed by "how am I gonna be an optimist about this" minutes later

    • @Juliana-kc1sv
      @Juliana-kc1sv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean he did get a bath before his inevitable death. Alternatively he could’ve died with NO bath

  • @apencupnamedgabriel5228
    @apencupnamedgabriel5228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    I love how everyone is just vibin’ to the mount Vesuvius song, a song about mass genocide by Mother Nature.

  • @Constant_Herb
    @Constant_Herb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    In case anyone was curious, Romans actually had a really good mail service. They'd have multiple posts set up between destinations and would treat it like a relay race. Mail would be sent out and the mail carrier would ride a horse to the nearest post to hand off the mail, then that mail carrier will take it to the next post, and the cycle continues until the mail reaches its destination. By carrying mail over multiple short distances, messages were able to be sent and received on the same day because there isn't a need to stop and rest over the course of multiple hours/days.

    • @crablessinbaltimore
      @crablessinbaltimore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      that's really interesting!! also funny to imagine ppl being competitive mailmen 🤣 thanks for sharing!!

  • @unnamedjello9779
    @unnamedjello9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    His satchel’s full of snaccs

    • @emem1356
      @emem1356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this comment is everything!

    • @unnamedjello9779
      @unnamedjello9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Em & Em Thank you, you stunning pomegranate

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Unnamed Jello
      Is that a reference to Hamilton in a nutshell or something else?

    • @unnamedjello9779
      @unnamedjello9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chloe :3 *gasp* YOU UNDERSTAND ME. *sniff* Thank you.

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unnamed Jello
      ONE OF MY KINDDDDD

  • @zeuslgn
    @zeuslgn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    RYAN: "That sounds the most Old English-y."
    Time Period: 1st Century
    Place: Italy

    • @jamiel6005
      @jamiel6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was surprised no one picked up on that 😂

    • @zeuslgn
      @zeuslgn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@jamiel6005 I'm pretty sure he's referring to Shakespearian English (Early Modern) but either way he's 400 to 1500 or so years off, not to mention 1200+ miles.
      But hey, it's Ryan. He gets a pass.
      #rickygoldsworthsaidso

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ryan likes research but simultaneously has almost zero common knowledge sometimes

    • @larisadezeljin4368
      @larisadezeljin4368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah I had to pause like "no no, correct me of I'm wrong but.... That was Latin" and I had to process for a moment

    • @maggielu3927
      @maggielu3927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Madenique van Wyk that reminds me of ryan not knowing how many people there are on earth

  • @bonniez7119
    @bonniez7119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    The professor is getting me through the week

    • @medicmakenna
      @medicmakenna 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen sis

    • @moonbook12
      @moonbook12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @hannahsquire2442
      @hannahsquire2442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're welcome :)

    • @joshnyman218
      @joshnyman218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannahsquire2442 holy crap is this actually The preofessor?

    • @donovanherne3973
      @donovanherne3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      frfr i kinda started crying when they announced season 2

  • @abigailwoods3412
    @abigailwoods3412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    The fact that Pliny the Elder had a “weak windpipe” is actually important to the story that Pliny the Younger writes - Pliny the Elder was on the beach trying to help rescue people as he was a (retired?) naval & army captain. He died of an Asthma attack on the beach while he was helping because of the ash, and Pliny the Younger wrote about his heroic death in his letters detailing the eruption. Yes, I am an ancient history nerd and had to study Pompeii and Herculaneum extensively in both school and part of my first degree :)

    • @liyre4189
      @liyre4189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Woah... you've connected the dots!

    • @suttontull8491
      @suttontull8491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It's all the more impressive when you think of the fact that he was aware of his asthma, even if he didn't call it that, but still set sail for a massive cloud of Ash and was still able to help anyone while suffering what must have been a non-stop asthma attack. It also explains why he took a nap, probably a way to help deal with his asthma attacks.

    • @khylashifts5564
      @khylashifts5564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it’s so cool that you know this

    • @KeeBay30
      @KeeBay30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@liyre4189 you didn't connect shit (he did but)

    • @trottinboots
      @trottinboots ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@KeeBay30 * draws bullshit shapes with my fingers *
      i've connected them

  • @spacetypo
    @spacetypo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +931

    my favourite pompeii graffiti: "on April 19th i made bread"

    • @Seawitch555
      @Seawitch555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      To honor them, I shall bake bread on April 19th from now on

    • @mikeylikesit525
      @mikeylikesit525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That is my best friends birthday. It shall be her birthday bread.

    • @mereisnotonfire
      @mereisnotonfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ayyyyy my bday

    • @TwoWholeWorms
      @TwoWholeWorms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine is "Lacoris fellas." xD Plus ça change, innit.

    • @pLanetstarBerry
      @pLanetstarBerry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Let us petition to make April 19th Bread Day.

  • @xhttpsbeom
    @xhttpsbeom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    *earth trembling*
    people in pompeii: “everything is fine”

    • @99fireandice
      @99fireandice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Honestly tho? I big relate. Just casually sitting by as everything falls apart just like “well, that’s how my day is going”

    • @user-fl4hn5cq7b
      @user-fl4hn5cq7b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @sepiahoney
      @sepiahoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      “y’all hear sum?”

    • @xhttpsbeom
      @xhttpsbeom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abby Holt nah bro nothing here

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can only imagine that's what life in California is like (and am thankful I only have to imagine it).

  • @cluelessbluebird
    @cluelessbluebird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8915

    Can we just acknowledge how talented Shane is? Like he makes history interesting, makes the puppets and theatre, WROTE SONGS FOR SAID PUPPETS, and does genuinely good voice acting (at least to me) Like cmon

    • @Ravenclaw75908
      @Ravenclaw75908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      It’s ridiculous how good he is. Give Shane his award for Best Original Segment.

    • @kassidytucker8431
      @kassidytucker8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      We're talking about the man who made the hotdoga of course he's talented

    • @Cat-tg8nk
      @Cat-tg8nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      shane is the goat

    • @walmartrotisseriechicken
      @walmartrotisseriechicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      triple threat. he got it all 💚

    • @CopaceticKitty
      @CopaceticKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I was thinking this then I remembered they have a whole ass production team full of people lmAo

  • @ZombieZeke
    @ZombieZeke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    Something I think is important to note: my man Pliny the Elder was insane. One of the "facts" he wrote in his Natural History book was that elephants had religious beliefs and actively practiced. He never saw an elephant in his life

    • @lunettasuziejewel2080
      @lunettasuziejewel2080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      What's nuts is that elephants have been recorded holding "funerals" for their dead family members...so they very well could have religious beliefs!

    • @caitlynr7295
      @caitlynr7295 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@lunettasuziejewel2080 Yeah, maybe Pliny the Elder was onto something tbh. Insane, or ahead of his time?

    • @Sandbeard
      @Sandbeard ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@caitlynr7295 It’s all connected 😱😱😱

    • @Sandbeard
      @Sandbeard ปีที่แล้ว +6

      my comment is sarcastic btw

    • @caitlynr7295
      @caitlynr7295 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sandbeard well yeah, I mean I figured we were all joking here, not seriously thinking this guy was secretly an elephant genius lol

  • @spiderlily5682
    @spiderlily5682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    "Health to you, Victoria, and wherever you are may you sneeze sweetly"
    Me, someone named Victoria: Oh, my... Thank you, graffiti.

    • @th121
      @th121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me, as someone living in Victoria, the only Australian state still in lockdown: Oh, my... Thank you, graffiti.

    • @solisemporium
      @solisemporium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me, someone who also lives in Victoria, the Australian state on lockdown: oh my, thank you,, but please don’t sneeze, we can handle that

    • @victoriarich1810
      @victoriarich1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My name is Victoria, and it made me so happy.

    • @melsterifficmama1808
      @melsterifficmama1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To sneeze sweetly is my new goal as one who is currently surrounded by ragweed.
      Nope. Still sneezing like a horse with a cork stuck in one nostril. Alas!

    • @victoriaa6313
      @victoriaa6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As someone who is both named Victoria and lives in the state of Victoria in Australia, Oh my... thank you graffiti

  • @ThornheartCat
    @ThornheartCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    "Aren't you a professor?" Uh, he's a professor of HISTORY, Ryan, not geology!

  • @deepstonecostco
    @deepstonecostco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    The thing that haunts me about Pompeii is how just within a few years nobody could even remember where it'd stood. An *entire city* just wiped off the face of the Earth so thoroughly even their neighbors didn't know where they'd been buried.

  • @iiiiiiii2159
    @iiiiiiii2159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Why is the professor so much better with his expressions than me, I mean look at the thumbnail, the fear, the courage, couldn't expect less from him.

  • @ope_is_me
    @ope_is_me 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5372

    I’m a fan of the “the professor is as old of time” side plot starting in this series.

    • @concernedthanos6725
      @concernedthanos6725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      I like how it’s just the side plot

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Ya boi Thanos I went into this show thinking it was gonna be a ruining history rip off and nothing more, but I’m glad that I was wrong

    • @broly425
      @broly425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sort of like recorder 451 from marvel
      An omnipresent immortal being there just to simply study humans

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Shane is a demon boi.
      The Professor is immortal.
      And Ryan is the ever-present, ever-suffering side-kick.

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Same. Made possible by the genie.

  • @mysteryjunkie9808
    @mysteryjunkie9808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2671

    "Jesus Christ"
    "Oh the guy who died a few years ago. What about him" 😂😂😂 Underrated joke right there

    • @PuppyLove2468
      @PuppyLove2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I completely missed it lol

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      my favorite joke in this episode

  • @KitsunenoHibi
    @KitsunenoHibi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Some geology facts! Volcanoes erupt for a variety of reasons depending on their makeup, location, and circumstances. In the case of immense ash explosions like Vesuvius and Mount St. Helens, there are a few factors that come into play.
    First, there needs to be a large volcano with a long chute and magma chamber. Then, the volcano needs to have formed a "cap" of sorts. A thick layer of cooled lava sealing up the top of the volcano. This sets thing up for massive pressure to build over time. Superheated gas collects, mostly comprised of acidic sulfur and other noxious fumes as a result of molten stone churning. In the human perspective, this takes a massive amount of time, hundreds of years to many thousands. But these explosions are INCREDIBLY rapid in the geologic timeframe, really.
    Anyway, as the pressure builds, things get intense. Eventually, usually instigated by a surge of magma moving, things pop. In the case of Vesuvius, it was a vertical explosion, sending out the infamous ash cloud to start. This brings down a burning rain of large ash flakes and rock, heating the air dangerously while at the same time beginning to darken the sky. Very scary. The cloud of fire and ash can rise very high because of just how hot it is, allowing for insane levels of spread of the debris.
    Once the initial pop passes, just like putting mentos in a bottle of coke, the "flow" period begins. In the case of ash explosions, this means the mentioned pyroclastic flows. A river of superheated toxic gases, ash, and crushed rock so dense it moves like a liquid. Because gaseous sulfur is denser than normal breathing air, it prevents the heated air from rising, turning the flows into insanely fast rivers of boiling death. Plants wither and burst into flame, living creatures are both smothered and burned alive if caught, the earth is scorched and coated with rapidly hardening ash and pumice.... It's a nightmarish wall of death that is nigh on impossible to escape because they move so rapidly.
    After all the heavy gases are vented out of the volcano in an ash cone explosion, what do we get? MORE ASH! Seriously, the things spew fire and ash until the turmoil below that sparked the eruption begins to ease. However, it's less "Sodom and Gomorrah" at this point, since the pressure is released and there will be a large decrease in things like fiery boulders and streams of death gas. But the ash cloud, still being fueled, will instead spread and continue to rise, coating areas even hundreds of miles away with thick layers of ash. The close areas around the volcano will be dark, like Pliny the Younger described. Dark, and smotheringly hot as the settling pumice and ash release heat. Part of why Pompeii was insanely hard to dig out is because the debris from the pyroclastic flow was basically fused together by the heat and motion. Once it reached level ground and began to gather over the city, of course the heat was released into the surrounding area as the ash and pumice solidified. If you've ever seen a chunk of the famous Mt. St. Helens ash, you'll see it's an incredibly hard, heavy, dense stone. Volcanic eruptions and pyroclastic flows are like metamorphic processes in rapidfire, leaving very tough material in their wake.
    As the heat disperses, and with no new sources emerging from the volcano, the ash cloud causes temperatures to drop quite rapidly. Like a mini nuclear winter... The ash clouds can be so dense that no sunlight can penetrate for days, making things pretty chilly. But eventually, the ash gets cool enough and descends as well, coating everything. In areas far enough from the devastation, this ash is wonderful! Highly beneficial for the soil, full of lots of minerals from the magma. But at the base of the volcano, it makes a thick, hard layer, adding more width to the volcano's base.
    Geology is so exciting!

    • @aurelius2895
      @aurelius2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is a year late, but I love the way you write. "Insanely fast rivers of boiling death." is my new favorite sentence.

    • @ayabowen2852
      @ayabowen2852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i love you

    • @uglybetty8747
      @uglybetty8747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Loved your comment. Thank u !

    • @yvonnejones9940
      @yvonnejones9940 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thx for that. I actually found your writing and photographic descriptions exciting. You turned me into a volcano nerd. Now I have to go read everything. Kudos. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @melbapeach162
      @melbapeach162 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment is 3 years old and still educating people 🌋❤

  • @alliememer1183
    @alliememer1183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    You know I’m glad that Shane finally got to keep a history “show” alive I really enjoyed ruining history and I was sad when there wasn’t a second series. It was almost endearing that one of his main shows on ‘The Watcher’ was about history

    • @unrealcreature
      @unrealcreature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you know if he has a history degree or is just a big fan of history

    • @paigeproffitt1830
      @paigeproffitt1830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steampunk Kittens i might be wrong but i think he has a film degree

    • @unrealcreature
      @unrealcreature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paigeproffitt1830 we'll find out eventually either by a future vid or someone seeing these replies and answer our questions.

    • @lunacraftcrochet
      @lunacraftcrochet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!!! I loved Ruining history so I am so pleased of these series!!!!

  • @TerrificGiggles
    @TerrificGiggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    The Professor is an eldritch god who got tired of creating the destruction of the world without anybody knowing anything about it and is now teaching us so he gets the recognition he deserves.

    • @underscorekay
      @underscorekay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that would explain his raw power

    • @madalyn7360
      @madalyn7360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah sounds about right

    • @Pyro_Mothman
      @Pyro_Mothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Shane is the demon that lends him the puppet as a vessel

  • @AnneliseB23
    @AnneliseB23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I like how in almost all the thumbnails the Professor looks responsible for whatever event he is discussing today.

    • @mollymarch286
      @mollymarch286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Annelise Blanchette he probably was!

    • @arianvixal7143
      @arianvixal7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Molly March
      Ah yes, the immortal puppet.

  • @Blackjack1317
    @Blackjack1317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Just a quick side note to the "fortune favours the bold" quote: in latin it's "audaces fortuna iuvat". So theyre actually speaking about fortuna, goddes of luck and good fortune, who would have guessed. So when he said, "fortune favours the bold", he also coud have said, "the goddes of luck favours the bold".

  • @deenam2567
    @deenam2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Y’all realize that if the professor has lived through all this history, bad things have followed him wherever he goes... His name is literally THE Professor: True Harbinger of the End, Professor

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Maybe he is a timelord

    • @erinidum
      @erinidum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do you mean to tell me you thought it was a coincidence that the Professor appeared on this platform in this, the year of our Lord 2020, in which the world has unabashedly descended into chaos?

    • @royce6485
      @royce6485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is basically Dr Who lore, wherein which we get the name Doctor from him, and in many worlds in the universe "doctor" means killer.

    • @deenam2567
      @deenam2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erinidum EXACTLY

    • @deenam2567
      @deenam2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@royce6485 That's actually really cool lore. You know, maybe I should give Doctor Who a chance. I remember watching the Minotaur episode when I was younger, getting thoroughly spooked, and completely avoiding it after that.

  • @Baby_Weber
    @Baby_Weber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    "Fortune" in this case, boys, would likely be the Roman goddess Fortuna -- a personification of something more like fate or luck.

    • @littlefxng5791
      @littlefxng5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the Romans had a not so great outlook on her.

    • @jostewart3192
      @jostewart3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      littlefxng they celebrated the coming of Fortuna with every coming spring and if they didn’t see a clear sign of peace they assumed life was gonna be shit for 12 months. I wonder how their last April went :/

    • @littlefxng5791
      @littlefxng5791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, this is also where the wheel of fortune phrase came about, from this festival I believe. Or at least one of the writers, from the more pessimistic philosophy wrote that.

    • @GreenGlo1991
      @GreenGlo1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt like the confusion was because of the culture. Thank ye

    • @ashestodust9483
      @ashestodust9483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It makes me wonder if the translation made it fortune when it was actually Fortuna, especially since the noun was given such personification.

  • @66Roses
    @66Roses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    "Vesuvius hasn't erupted in almost 400 years."
    2020: 👀

    • @StarshipGRanger394
      @StarshipGRanger394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It actually last erupted in 1944 and killed 26 people

    • @sillydingus1592
      @sillydingus1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It is overdue to erupt in a similar way to the 79 A.D eruption but it is under close surveillance and the people of Naples would have fair warning before hand.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sillydingus1592 Because there won't be a panicked evacuation that jams the roads.

    • @sillydingus1592
      @sillydingus1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      recoil53 Sorry I should have evaluated, it would be a couple of years in advance which actually happened in Pompeii (earthquakes of 62 and 64 A.D caused by seismic activity)

    • @catherineshinn7125
      @catherineshinn7125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vesuvius hasn't erupted since March 1944, but Vesuvius is still an active volcano... it will erupt again 🌋

  • @candidcadaver
    @candidcadaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    The thumbnail truly is a work of art. The fiery glow of lava shining in the professor's glazed eyes, his mouth open in awe at Vesuvius erupting from behind... beautiful.

  • @tabtracer
    @tabtracer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    The only other active mountain volcano in Italy was and still is Mt. Etna on Sicily. Known as the Gentle Giant, it does not have violent pyroclastic "Plinian" eruptions, like Vesuvius does. Etna has regular releases of pressure, so the eruptions aren't violent and destructive. (Also people know to keep their distance because it doesn't go centuries and centuries without erupting, unlike Vesuvius.) This somewhat explains why Pliny the Elder might not have been too concerned about the volcanic activity of Vesuvius. He would have known about the patterns of Etna, and may have assumed the same for Vesuvius. Too bad he was super wrong.

    • @hilariousbenjamin5614
      @hilariousbenjamin5614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stromboli I think is till active as well

    • @emjenkins464
      @emjenkins464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@hilariousbenjamin5614 not as much as Etna, which was even seen as the forge of Haephestus - the blacksmith god. It notably often erupted around the same time of year as Pompeii, with its religious festivals honouring Haephestus.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is very interesting, thank you!

    • @bulkbogan5849
      @bulkbogan5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stromboli, Vesuvius and the Phlegraean Fields are still active despite not spewing out lava.

    • @gaia_crs
      @gaia_crs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stromboli is actually considered one of the most active volcanos in the world: every 10-20 minutes it emits ash and lava and other stuff, but the eruptions are usually not that violent.
      Furthermore people don’t stay away from Etna that much, you can actually go skiing on there.

  • @rae.7908
    @rae.7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    The professor: you’re a little baby aren’t you?
    Ryan: a bear would make light work of you.
    While Matt: look at my little dandy trophy oh look! It comes with jelly beans hehe

  • @Rangercsz99
    @Rangercsz99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4149

    actually, romans did know about volcanoes and they even had a festival annually called vulcanalia, in honor of the god vulcan, god of blacksmith, fire, and volcanoes! they just didnt encounter them very often, and it had been a long while since vesuvius had erupted, so they had no idea that vesuvius was a volcano, hence why it was called a "mons" rather than them trying to adapt the greek word "etna" (meaning volcano) into latin as they did with other greek borrowed words. also, fun fact, vulcanalia was held every year on august 23rd (because the romans were like "oh no this is the hottest time of the year, so everything is at risk of catching on fire" which is the day before vesuvius erupted. pretty sure the pompeiians thought vulcan was super mad about their vulcanalia festival

    • @kb71404
      @kb71404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      This was very interesting, thank you!

    • @jasminesaldana7796
      @jasminesaldana7796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      thanks for sharing this!! this is so cool and interesting to hear about :,)

    • @Jimjim226
      @Jimjim226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ha nerd

    • @sarahmoore7890
      @sarahmoore7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Vulcan: the sacrifices sucked, so die humans!
      Humans: *literally got mind blown, chocked to death, melted and cemented* shit he mad!

    • @loopydoopy4197
      @loopydoopy4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait is this where the planet Vulcan (as well as the Vulcan ppl oc) in Star Trek came from????

  • @azarinevil
    @azarinevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Ryan: Scared of Annabel
    Also Ryan: Nemesis to an immortal talking puppet that made a deal with a genie 😂

  • @extermicakess
    @extermicakess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The Professor really has the classic “i’ll wait” teacher face

  • @zhixci958
    @zhixci958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    "that sounds the most old englishy"
    Romans: is latin a joke to you?

  • @imtoto813
    @imtoto813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    i feel like one of these days the professor is gonna assert dominance by making a song out of voice footage of Ryan and having him sing the ending like that

    • @lgdebruin7256
      @lgdebruin7256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Omg, like Shane did in a Hot Daga episode

    • @bbblackmore5447
      @bbblackmore5447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@lgdebruin7256 if the hotdaga don’t get a cloab in puppet history, what is the point in life

    • @meat1031
      @meat1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you like sleeping with sirens 😏😏

  • @cazia9
    @cazia9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    ‘He put down his Pliny The Book, put on his Pliny the Shoes’ had me giggling incessantly

  • @itsyaboiroman3345
    @itsyaboiroman3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Fun fact: No one was worried about Vesuvius because it had a top on it. It looked like an ordinary mountain so no one knew it was a volcano. When it erupted, the force was so great that it blew the top of the mountain off and created the crater we can see today.

    • @iiiiiiii2159
      @iiiiiiii2159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Not such a fun fact for the people tho-

    • @itsyaboiroman3345
      @itsyaboiroman3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Shrika Nambiar Yeah but they’re dead tho so they’re probably over it

    • @mace3503
      @mace3503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @itsyaboiroman3345
      @itsyaboiroman3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hannah Garcia I’ve been to Pompeii and seen the bodies. If they were going to come after me, they would have done so then.

    • @zoesmybaby
      @zoesmybaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's how they all work

  • @hels7
    @hels7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    So, I'm a Geologist and although I'm not from Italy I'm working with a geologist group from Napoli. I would like to share 2 things with you all but first of all THANK YOU SHANE I loved the episode! So, the first fact is that actually Naples is not endangered by the Vesuvius, there is an other big big volcano at the west of Napoli called "The Phlegraean Fields", it's part of a natural park, and that one is the one that endangers them. I once asked "what would happen if it erupted and why do you still live here?" and one of the geologist from Naples that I work with told me this "We will probably die but the food is too good to leave" 🤣🤣 Napolitans are the best people! And the second thing is only that I highly recommend visiting the runes, there is a lot of cool information there about how they lived and everything, also visit the Vesuvius itself! It is a cool walk and you can see the whole region including Pompei and Naples! Really cool! Have a great day!

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Be warned, you can also accidentally put your hand on an ancient penis on a wall in Pompeii if you lean up against a wall. Street corners are the more phallic areas.
      I wish I were kidding. My mom made me pose with it after one of our chaperones leaned up against it.

    • @nethra8884
      @nethra8884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I went to Italy in 2011 and we got to visit Pompeii and see all of the ruins. I was fascinated! walking around was just so surreal and even though it was super hot that day I had a great time learning about the history

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yess, visiting the Vesuvius is so freaking cool

    • @nikkicoco4980
      @nikkicoco4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just watching a show on The Phlegrean Fields! It’s said that if it erupts it could do damage to the entire western half of Europe! And leave all of Italy in ash! That’s so crazy and kinda sad, But also kinda cool!

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "We'll see what happens in the sequel."
    LITERALLY the mindset of 2020 right now.

    • @Cheesegoddess
      @Cheesegoddess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh man jfc can you just imagine.....what a cherry for this shitstorm sundue year...