Bottled Water Tier List

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  • @gigguk
    @gigguk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38521

    Finally, someone who understands not all water is created equal.

    • @strippedsweater
      @strippedsweater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      I will be the first to comment... I have been given the power!

    • @jmr10s16
      @jmr10s16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      spring water the best water

    • @allknowing-s7i
      @allknowing-s7i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i

    • @Dakurlz0740
      @Dakurlz0740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      It’s all about the acquired taste in the synergy of the minerals combined with the smoothness of the h20

    • @Levin-k9t
      @Levin-k9t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I honestly like smart water

  • @finleyisraarfraser8579
    @finleyisraarfraser8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    He always sounds like he commited his whole life on the topic he talks about.

    • @cowman3449
      @cowman3449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ikr

    • @Sebastian-yr7jr
      @Sebastian-yr7jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      thats why everyone believes him to the fullest

    • @anisomniac5931
      @anisomniac5931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He's very trustworthy.

    • @ojaspathare2295
      @ojaspathare2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂 true

    • @hel2727
      @hel2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      he knows his way with words, I've never heard more specific jokes or roasts than charlie comes up with

  • @TheFoundationDatabase
    @TheFoundationDatabase 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5023

    This guy kinda looks like Charlie but he’s got a black t-shirt instead.

  • @SavoOnYT
    @SavoOnYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Charlie: “Where are they sourcing this water from?”
    Matt: “Hell”

    • @SephTheHuntress
      @SephTheHuntress ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Would be accurate if it's sourced from Michigan.

  • @grahamsherman99
    @grahamsherman99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    Surprised he didn’t turn them into wine and just start doing a wine tier list

    • @peanutmadcow416
      @peanutmadcow416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      XD
      he should do that tho

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      dasani would be actual blood instead of wine

    • @Benjamin_ireland
      @Benjamin_ireland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sober man

    • @schmooca
      @schmooca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ruined the very fitting 666 sorry

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pangolinh it would be aids blood

  • @kareamalaa1510
    @kareamalaa1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3717

    Charlie wears so many white shirts when he is wearing a black shirt it looks like a suit on him

    • @MasonNat
      @MasonNat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Caught me way off guard

    • @johnmitchell15
      @johnmitchell15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @J Dude why

    • @ok-ek4sf
      @ok-ek4sf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@portugeese_man_o_war You are so incredibly funny

    • @socketyellow3
      @socketyellow3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@portugeese_man_o_war what you mean? He’s always been wearing black shirts

    • @remastered6825
      @remastered6825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am awesome 🦵👁👁🦵

  • @stupidmemes4u2see59
    @stupidmemes4u2see59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1599

    Fun fact: Dasani adds extra salt to their drink so you are immediately thirsty later, then they’ll make deals with movie theatre’s to only sell their water, so your in a loop of constantly buying their water

    • @humanwhoexists5379
      @humanwhoexists5379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I personally love smart water the best it really is refreshing and makes you not thirst

    • @taywil2195
      @taywil2195 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The small amount salt in that water can't even make you thirstier. Stop being brain dead

    • @Asarrrrrr
      @Asarrrrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      As someone who is salt deficient I love dasani. I don't like how it makes me mouth dry tho

    • @enolopanr9820
      @enolopanr9820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bottled water is just a scam, it reminds me of the lorax where the dumb people spend money on bottled air

    • @rapidrush6033
      @rapidrush6033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I refuse to believe that dasani isn’t just ocean water that was filtered with a broken filter from the 80s, it’s honestly on that level of good for you as wel

  • @piknos3381
    @piknos3381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    Black shirt Charlie is the next form of white shirt Charlie when he's sufficiently hydrated

  • @krisventures6795
    @krisventures6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    There’s two Charles that we now can confirm exist, Charles white and Charles black

    • @mekassah5288
      @mekassah5288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      charles nigaa

    • @WaterMelonCat37
      @WaterMelonCat37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Unus Annus v2

    • @ziggyhood3450
      @ziggyhood3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@mekassah5288, Charles in Paris

    • @gavinwilsdorf9374
      @gavinwilsdorf9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      White shirt Charlie is Jesus. Black shirt Charles is Satan

    • @gunnar_k01
      @gunnar_k01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ziggyhood3450 MY GOD

  • @justlilly7653
    @justlilly7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4331

    Charlie in a black shirt makes me feel so special, like he's at a wedding or something, it's a special occasion.

    • @thatkid6401
      @thatkid6401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Holy crap he is always in a white shirt

    • @necrothescistt8164
      @necrothescistt8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thatkid6401 makes him look like Justin Whang

    • @illusive4653
      @illusive4653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      dark side charlie

    • @japanime555
      @japanime555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He’s going to a funeral because he’s SLAYING puss

    • @ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta
      @ArthurMorgan-rdr2gta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or a funeral

  • @SacredMilkOG
    @SacredMilkOG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Fiji- no disputes it's good and not just hype.
    Was excited to see how you felt about Evian... it's no Fiji for sure, very different. Evian is like drinking straight out of crisp snow.
    Personally I'd give it the A tier but I guess B is not so bad.

    • @debrahennip2266
      @debrahennip2266 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MadWatcher Damn really?

  • @N0PH0B14
    @N0PH0B14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5335

    He's rating water.
    You could say he is...
    *Moist Critical*

    • @bmanhorn9909
      @bmanhorn9909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Hahaha thank you that was great

    • @KeyInC21
      @KeyInC21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      That is the worst joke ever but it’s clever and it works and it is a good pun. Have a thumbs up kind sir

    • @basketball4261
      @basketball4261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Take my like idiot

    • @aakashdusane
      @aakashdusane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      if this comment doesn't blow up, I'll lose faith in humanity

    • @darklegion3693
      @darklegion3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Shungite of stupidity ok.
      Edit: curiosity killed the cat.

  • @Duckus
    @Duckus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5409

    I just watched 2 grown men drink bottled water for 28 minutes straight

  • @matthewhill6066
    @matthewhill6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4213

    This test is flawed, all of Charlie’s water turned to wine when it hit his mouth

    • @nawaf6127
      @nawaf6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Dasani didn’t cause it isn’t water its clear urine

    • @eupheriaproductions2933
      @eupheriaproductions2933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Underrated comment

    • @xxatomantxx67
      @xxatomantxx67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That’s where that rose-y hue must’ve came from.

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xxatomantxx67
      Who has red piss?

    • @pelegthecynic9476
      @pelegthecynic9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@WellBeSerious12 isn’t piss supposed to be red?

  • @ziltoidtheomniscient2398
    @ziltoidtheomniscient2398 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    As a North-Eastern US denizen, I'm honored that they reviewed glorious Poland Spring and appreciated its quenchiness.

    • @cama9649
      @cama9649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts it’s really the best water on earth

    • @vexial12
      @vexial12 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cama9649nah second best. Zephyrhills is top tier

  • @bruhify
    @bruhify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7604

    you know charlie's serious when he has the black shirt on

  • @Tynado
    @Tynado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6685

    I've gotten so bored on youtube I've resorted to watching some dudes drink water. Still better than most content on this cursed site.

    • @Region8gaming
      @Region8gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Lmao check out his other videos this is Charlie's youtube channel but he wasnt on this video, he looks like the guy with the black shirt

    • @Number_27
      @Number_27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      watch more, penguinz0 is one of my favorite youtubers

    • @Tynado
      @Tynado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@Number_27 dont worry I watch this guy a lot, just thought about what im watching. two dudes. drinking water.

    • @biggiecheese3616
      @biggiecheese3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "Some dudes" you know you're talking about Jesus himself right?

    • @Nutstache
      @Nutstache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bro if Sir Charles is in the video I'm fucking watching it.

  • @skitzthegemini
    @skitzthegemini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    “Aquafina: It might save your life, but at what cost?”

    • @monkigaming8335
      @monkigaming8335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wouldn't give Aquafina to my plants.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i love how they did this random ass poland spring but not crystal geyser?...and they did zephyrhills but not arrowhead or kirkland signatue springwell really?..sorry but do the waters people have heard of ....

    • @thedash9783
      @thedash9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have not heard of most of these waters except Poland spring smart water Dasani and Aquafina

    • @PeterNjeim
      @PeterNjeim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@razkable He said he got them from the gas station, so brands like kirkland won't be there

    • @tsumo1
      @tsumo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PeterNjeim Kirkland water is legit so good

  • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet
    @Justanotherpersonontheinternet ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I was at the airport, and because I hate the water they serve on the plane, I went to one of the little convenience stores that they have near the gates, and I had the choice between Aquafina and Evian. I obviously chose Evian bc that shit slaps 30,000 feet in the air.

    • @pbabiesinspace6112
      @pbabiesinspace6112 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha. 21 people got your joke sir and/or mam.

    • @ricardovilleneuve8662
      @ricardovilleneuve8662 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah dont drink water from the plane. Its literally hose water and the tank can sit hours in the sun sometimes because the guys are busy with the luggages.

    • @Scp-wh2qe
      @Scp-wh2qe 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ok

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ricardovilleneuve8662 old comment but I wanted to say if anyone orders water on a plane they should be labeled as insane, at least get some type of soda or something at least than it will taste slightly better

  • @tatherva7387
    @tatherva7387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    Context for the zero people who still care: Poland is a place in Maine. Maine is notorious for naming townships after other random locations around the globe. There's also Belfast, Norway, Paris, Rome, Naples, Sweden, Peru, Mexico, and China, all towns or villages in Maine. Also the population is mainly (heh) french.

    • @priestfans6554
      @priestfans6554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Don’t forget New England. Not the same thing obviously, but the Massachusetts/Maine area absolutely.

    • @Apple13556
      @Apple13556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tn6guy

    • @willhersey3884
      @willhersey3884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Damn im from maine and forgot about china lmao

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My nation is a town in Maine? Huh...

    • @xskarjewelsx6128
      @xskarjewelsx6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i have lived in maine my whole life getting ready to move....cant wait this place sucks

  • @aceredoxgaming8561
    @aceredoxgaming8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    I like how Charlie considers a black t-shirt more dressed up than a white t-shirt

    • @cob4446
      @cob4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Because it is

    • @mono-medulla
      @mono-medulla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Duh

    • @theycallmezent9958
      @theycallmezent9958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      meh i think he just picked up a random shirt and wore it like its any other day for the rest of the day

    • @dandenaidis6662
      @dandenaidis6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @shagbag913 *Visible confusion*
      *Confused screaming*

    • @coltonmatthews3585
      @coltonmatthews3585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @shagbag913 lol

  • @KestrelTapes
    @KestrelTapes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16216

    For a true and difficult challenge you should rank different flavored waters in the next vid

  • @okaywhat11
    @okaywhat11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3729

    As someone who genuinely drinks only water literally 99% of the time, I’m happy to see this topic taken seriously. The wine glasses add a touch of respect to the atmosphere and I’m here for it

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      As someone who drinks only coke literally 99% of the time i am utterly insulted by this.

    • @mpgodjr
      @mpgodjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanwatts8239 Sucks to be you

    • @bookthefreak
      @bookthefreak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dennis Jeffrey Pippen its carbonated water and not water so (pls don’t take this seriously)

    • @nesamdoom
      @nesamdoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@alanwatts8239 How dare anyone drink something that's not disolving them from the inside.

    • @rick4214
      @rick4214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I agree with this comment, I only drink water mate.

  • @LC-fx2lo
    @LC-fx2lo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    In high school they only had Aquafina and Dasani in the soda machines, and honestly it was a choice between a migraine (Aquafina) or feeling more thirsty after drinking it (Dasani).

    • @mikebarnes7441
      @mikebarnes7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bullshit

    • @nathan7627
      @nathan7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@mikebarnes7441 what?

    • @windexsteve5855
      @windexsteve5855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@nothingnothing1799 the sodium in dasani makes you more thirsty

    • @MrJoekinggiant74
      @MrJoekinggiant74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great Value water does the same where it makes you more thirsty after drinking

    • @strongmoose4937
      @strongmoose4937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@windexsteve5855 oh my god its a villainous scheme, they make you more thirsty so you will buy more water from them

  • @John-doe955
    @John-doe955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    When I was in junior high I actually liked Dasani because it was better then the schools water. I later found out that our schools pipes were lead, and that Dasani was only good when compared to water from lead pipes older then most of the teachers.

    • @sugarmackb
      @sugarmackb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I believe this.

    • @jimborimbo4375
      @jimborimbo4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sugarmackb honestly I expect nothing from schools they cheap out at all points

    • @xerogravityy
      @xerogravityy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only true sufferers of sad shtty school fountain water can relate to this 💀 So true though! A dasani vending machine was placed right next to our schools fountains , and it was really popular for this reason 😂 Who knew it was just less shitty water

    • @sugarmackb
      @sugarmackb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimborimbo4375 we literally had sewage from the bathrooms flood in front of the lunch room like weekly at my high school

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sugarmackb we had something similar except it was our music room and not the lunch room, and the whole music room was carpeted and the smell got so bad they had to hire someone to do something about it, I’m not sure what as I had graduated by that point, but i think they had to tear it out due to health issues, same with the lead pipes if I recall correctly.

  • @safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590
    @safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    My dad used to get mad that I got a different water like Ice Mountain or Fiji and he'd be like "Why can't I drink Dasani!? There's no difference!"

    • @yoda2495
      @yoda2495 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'd say Dasani is the only one that's different. Too mineral-y

    • @flordelizhawk358
      @flordelizhawk358 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@yoda2495 probably because it contains salt.

    • @kennethgrey7829
      @kennethgrey7829 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ice Mountain is my go to water.

    • @safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590
      @safiandmarcodishoutonmovie590 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kennethgrey7829 mine too now!

    • @Mojave_Ranger_NCR
      @Mojave_Ranger_NCR ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except Dasani is one of the only waters that makes you feel thirsty after drinking it lmao

  • @okaywhat11
    @okaywhat11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    Love how they had the wine glasses as a backup if Charlie accidentally turned that water into wine

    • @galacticfeline5047
      @galacticfeline5047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HAHA

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This should have had a few thousand likes this is actually funny

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@r011ing_thunder6 there’s a comment similar from a year ago but this was a good spin on it

    • @CoolManSwag.
      @CoolManSwag. ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @kodachromic
      @kodachromic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HHAHA

  • @happybroski2112
    @happybroski2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Fun fact: unlike most of the other water bottles, Dasani actually has an ingredient list: water, sodium (yes, the sodium that makes you thirsty to begin with)

    • @cherryy4639
      @cherryy4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes but it’s still stripped of its nutrients real water is supposed to ha d 3 main ingredients and 5 in total. People get mad when other tell them the water they have been drinking is bad. They pull the whole “well I’ve been drinking it for years and I’m fine” lol why would you be okay with companies lying to you about what’s in your body 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @mikemike9438
      @mikemike9438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s water you clown

    • @cherryy4639
      @cherryy4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikemike9438 me or the guy?

    • @user-gk4jp6lt2b
      @user-gk4jp6lt2b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      No wonder my thirst never feels quenched when I drink Dasani.

    • @cherryy4639
      @cherryy4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikemike9438 oh...I see what your saying it doesn’t need an ingredient list bc it’s water. But actually it’s suppose to water doesn’t have “ingredients” but it has minerals. The minerals that’s in water needs to be stated. In the nutrients list and the reason why deer park and the rest don’t have it is bc they stripped the water of it’s minerals....

  • @aidenmcclain9400
    @aidenmcclain9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    You've forgotten my favorite water
    Great Value Purified Bottled Water

    • @inari9425
      @inari9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You've already earned a sub

    • @crimbouttagetit3854
      @crimbouttagetit3854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      shits gonna taste like liquid mayo lol

    • @deathgun4638
      @deathgun4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Taist like plastic to me

    • @CeLeb144
      @CeLeb144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I like Sams Walmart water, the bottles hold more water.

    • @guydude439
      @guydude439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Food Lion be handling out God's Sweat in bottles

  • @ezrato
    @ezrato ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Came here to see Fiji Water get it's deserved acclaim and you didn't disappoint

  • @highimdamon7101
    @highimdamon7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    “Look at how clear the water looks, I could see the future from here”
    -Charlie

    • @TheCopyNinja106
      @TheCopyNinja106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Such a wise man, beyond his years most definitely

  • @decadense5738
    @decadense5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    *This is the Moistest Tier List of All Time*

    • @suecli8131
      @suecli8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best word play ever

    • @cruxredux7938
      @cruxredux7938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      until the fleshlight tier list pops up

    • @decadense5738
      @decadense5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paradiche8925 just like ya momma hmu getting real old

    • @DebatableSnowman
      @DebatableSnowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      By the moistiest of men too

    • @hahaimasheep3736
      @hahaimasheep3736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wdym? Is water wet?

  • @manefame4681
    @manefame4681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    Charlie wearing a black shirt is literally as rare as a solar eclipse

    • @mdc9124
      @mdc9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “literally”

    • @yeeyee9294
      @yeeyee9294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Solar eclipses happen 2-4 times a year, Charlie wears black t shirt less than that lol.

    • @wusu8828
      @wusu8828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@yeeyee9294 its more rare,like a blue moon

    • @unwantedguest8431
      @unwantedguest8431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mdc9124* latirely*

    • @mrworm285
      @mrworm285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@wusu8828 a blue moon happens once every blue moon. He wears black shirts even less than that.

  • @avaangel777
    @avaangel777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    charlie: *wearing a black shirt*
    “im all dressed up today”

    • @clubcart4976
      @clubcart4976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup 😌

    • @jacobhiggins2356
      @jacobhiggins2356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *proceeds to wear white shirt while testing the water*

    • @sunnysanjo
      @sunnysanjo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never noticed that in most of his videos, Charlie has some sort of white t shirt on

    • @gothamboys3077
      @gothamboys3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Higgins pretty sure he pre recorded it

    • @prod.deathwish
      @prod.deathwish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sunnysanjo you just now noticed 😂

  • @BandannaBread
    @BandannaBread ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'd love to see a blind water taste test. There will be some difference, but the mind does play a factor as well

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    “I’m dressed up today.”
    *wears long sleeve black shirt instead of short sleeve white*
    I guess Charlie isn’t targeting the baseline consciousness anymore.

    • @Signaem
      @Signaem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaja i get it

    • @Atharva5720
      @Atharva5720 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alexandre Crevier i suppose that is his right hand unless the footage is mirrored.

    • @JD-yn8ce
      @JD-yn8ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i get it ;)

  • @shirakiparis
    @shirakiparis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    everybody’s talking about the black t-shirt, but was anyone else bothered by that strand of hair tucked into the wrong side of charlie’s hair part

  • @ilungelo
    @ilungelo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    0:09 "I'm dressed up today because-" I love that not wearing a white shirt is classified as dressing up for Charlie

  • @squishyturtles1648
    @squishyturtles1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a man from the northeast I appreciate the respect for Poland springs fairly priced quality water.

  • @Darith926
    @Darith926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    Ok, I want to, nay, I NEED to tab in here.
    I've worked as the dedicated stock clerk for the water section of a grocery store, and while working that position: I made it my sworn duty to learn what water is good, bad, and the best.
    I wanted to have accurate opinions ready to go the moment any customer felt brazen enough to subscribe to the angry newsletter that is my mouth. So here's what I learned:
    Water falls into 5 categories: Purified, Spring, Mineral, Distilled, and Tap.
    If you want to make your decision easy as pie, here's how those 5 categories rank: Distilled < Tap < Purified < Mineral < Spring.
    Now, putting Spring above Mineral may upset some folks, and putting Distilled BELOW Tap may just sound insanely stupid, but here's the facts folks:
    Distilled water is water that has been robbed of everything that isn't water. This may sound good at first, but it also means taking out vital minerals and bacteria's which our bodies need to survive.
    There's a category of water called Akaline which I have deemed unworthy of being called water. Why? Because it's not water. You heard me: Anyone who's been drinking those "Akaline 10+!" bottles has NOT been consuming water. Natural water has an akaline score of 7-9. This is also the ideal range for our bodies. Some scientific idiots decided it would be smart to use electrodes, (or something), to alter water into a higher akalinity. Artificially manufacturing 10+ water like this is outright criminal, as it makes the water unhealthy when consumed in sizable amounts, (even our daily gallon). People have spread myths about it "preventing cancer", and preventing is a funny word for something which might actually cause it. Distilled water might as well be treated just as bad. Choosing to drink Distilled is like choose to eat Sand for the rest of your life. You won't be getting the nutrients you need.
    Tap is worse than Purified, but not by much in terms of taste. Purified has a DISTINCT flavor profile. I can drink ANY bottle water, whether it claims to be Spring, Mineral, or Purified, and I can tell you if it's Purified, Spring, or Mineral. Each of these categories is distinct in profile, and Purified just tastes bad when you compare it.
    So, what makes Spring better than Mineral? Well, once again, here's the facts:
    Mineral water is, quite simply, a denser version of Spring water. See, Spring water is called "Spring" because it comes from natural springs. These springs, as you may have guessed, have rocks and minerals lining them. All Spring water has a unique combination of minerals from the Spring it came from. This means EVERY brand of Spring water, (assuming it's not Purified. I won't name which brands sell themselves as Spring when they used Purifiers on their water), has a different taste; so it's worth trying them all to see which particular spring speaks to your taste buds.
    Mineral Water is that, but more. It comes from springs running deep in the earth. Places where the water is so filtered through minerals in the earth that it takes on a sharper profile. Mineral water is the Carbonated drink of nature, and that's what makes it a popular choice for people wanting to drink healthier. But wait, I said Spring was better. If Mineral water is just a different flavor profile, then how is Spring better? You may have guessed already, but for the reverse reason that Distilled is a bad choice: Too many minerals can be unhealthy. GRANTED: Mineral water will be a HELL of a lot better than soda or sparkling water. You can't even compare carbonated drinks to water. They're just awful. Still, at the end of the day:
    Spring is the happiest middle ground between Distilled having nothing in it, and Mineral having perhaps too much.
    Now, my personal preference for the best Spring water you can buy? I haven't watched this video yet, as I didn't want Critical's godlike charisma to sway the truth in an unholy direction, and so without further ado: The absolute best bottled water that I could try from the shelf of my grocery store, (Yes, I tried them all to find the best), iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis: Acqua Panna
    Seriously, if you're a connoisseur like me, and you haven't tried Acqua Panna: Get on it. My brother-in-law is a fellow Water lover, and every year I get him a bottle of Acqua Panna as a Christmas gift, and he jumps at it every time! (He used to be a Fiji fan, but now he's tasted what the BEST Spring water tastes like :P)
    Edit: I started Critical's video here, and I saw that he doesn't have Acqua Panna present... Miserable cur!

    • @baysideleader3554
      @baysideleader3554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wow

    • @leowpeyyi8905
      @leowpeyyi8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Underrated comment

    • @phaecneom1984
      @phaecneom1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Not gonna read that but good job

    • @alexthewrecker4666
      @alexthewrecker4666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great comment

    • @jakequirk404
      @jakequirk404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Had acqua panna served to me at a Brazilian steakhouse in a chilled glass bottle, it was a fine gift

  • @dammitsammit5385
    @dammitsammit5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    This isn’t an accurate Tier list because all the water he touches turns to wine

    • @adamon5577
      @adamon5577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🙏

    • @grayson9124
      @grayson9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      He used his power to make it vodka instead so the video was more believable

    • @enosdirk6542
      @enosdirk6542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      but does the quality of the wine correspond with the quality of the water?

    • @axea4554
      @axea4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perhaps

    • @brentsels7447
      @brentsels7447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@enosdirk6542 These are the questions that matter

  • @Kable10
    @Kable10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2145

    Should've done it without the bottles so you had opinions without bias

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love that they probably were sitting and joking around like "We should make a bottled water tier list" and it turned into comedy gold.

  • @SquillyBR
    @SquillyBR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    The last catastrophe of 2020 is Charlie wearing a black t-shirt.

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Charlie is the white t-shirt.

    • @toxic_Zerk
      @toxic_Zerk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was waiting for someone to say something 😂

    • @karatedrew4451
      @karatedrew4451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yanfei7782 he’s talking about when Charlie ranks the thing not when he drinks.

    • @bilalhussain6321
      @bilalhussain6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shade is slipping through

    • @yanfei7782
      @yanfei7782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@karatedrew4451 I don't know what that has to do with what I said.

  • @MarrowBerries
    @MarrowBerries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    Aquafina is the type of water you buy while at a concert dying thirsty and it BARELY quenches your thirst

    • @bush_kit
      @bush_kit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Are you a Hutu or a Tutsi?
      When I drink from a water fountain I let the water come out for a few seconds to blast the bacteria out and then I drink it

    • @ordinarytwat69
      @ordinarytwat69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      you only take 2 drinks and find it in the back of your car 3 months later

    • @Lukzzzzs
      @Lukzzzzs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also it can cause cavities

    • @handson4580
      @handson4580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ordinarytwat69 oddly accurate

    • @jxckhxncho7121
      @jxckhxncho7121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s kinda disgusting and scary if you think abt it

  • @zachperchard4596
    @zachperchard4596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    my grandmother drank aquafina daily. she also died from throat cancer. personally, i think the two are connected.

    • @RobotWaffles
      @RobotWaffles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Am I high or does your pfp move each time I scroll the screen? It's only when my brightness is low.

    • @zachperchard4596
      @zachperchard4596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RobotWaffles yeah it might

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@RobotWaffles things are supposed to move when you scroll the screen

    • @Dog_Bark_
      @Dog_Bark_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RobotWaffles same for me

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RobotWaffles wait how does it move?

  • @Kwip_
    @Kwip_ ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You know shit's real when Charlie is wearing a different colored shirt.

  • @theradiantdehd3997
    @theradiantdehd3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    I’m convinced Black Shirt Charlie is actually White Shirt Charlie’s evil twin that locked White Shirt Charlie in the closet after he filmed all the taste testing.

    • @alexdef3063
      @alexdef3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kingdom hearts be like :

    • @StarWarsftw12
      @StarWarsftw12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      THE LORE

    • @dontpinme9321
      @dontpinme9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U cant just lock away god

    • @bottlechief3468
      @bottlechief3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dontpinme9321 However, an another god can.

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexdef3063 And Charlie’s clones, puppets, heartless, and nobodies must be destroyed through the power of light and friendship with Disney (Trademark) characters in order to destroy the darkness in Black Shirt Charlie’s heart!

  • @margareth2320
    @margareth2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    When covid first started and everyone was pillaging the grocery stores I remember walking down the water aisle and everything was bare not a single pack to be found and then at the very end there was like a fully stocked untouched section of Dasani

    • @MikeyDL69
      @MikeyDL69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I bought water early on so I wouldn’t have to buy Dasani.

    • @meat1031
      @meat1031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@maxitaxi6484 tap water is literally poison esp in some states where even the government says nah fam you’ll shit ur brains out

    • @frizzyduke6039
      @frizzyduke6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me and my friend were grocery shopping and water and toilet paper were restocked. 2 minutes later all of its gone

    • @Turtlelover69827
      @Turtlelover69827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Some lady harassed me while I was pulling a water pallet out and she got pissed off when I told her she couldn’t buy the whole thing ( because we were limiting shit ) and this bitch tried to take my whole pallet with the pallet jack. 😩

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plenty of Fiji!

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    I can’t believe they didn’t do Voss as well

    • @Josh-xm4cp
      @Josh-xm4cp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      voss is the best

    • @jbibl6109
      @jbibl6109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wtf are you doing here 😃

    • @silent6777
      @silent6777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      OR ARROW HEAD

    • @THEWATER3UCKET
      @THEWATER3UCKET 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Voss isn't at any has stations I've been to.

    • @_sanchez8166
      @_sanchez8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr I even had the glass Voss bottles and they were the best

  • @mariepayann
    @mariepayann ปีที่แล้ว +578

    The reason that you feel thirsty, or after you drink, Aquafina and dasani is because they have large amounts of salt in them for water, and that’s why they sell it in amusement parks to make you thirstier and make you buy more.

    • @TwiinArrmageddon2
      @TwiinArrmageddon2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      YES!!! THIS!! IVE BEEN FUCKIN TELLING PEOPLE THIS AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE ME

    • @agentorca1241
      @agentorca1241 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TwiinArrmageddon2 SAME

    • @anintellectualgamer5761
      @anintellectualgamer5761 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree.

    • @scrisped
      @scrisped ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dasani and Aquafina is just processed tap water lmao

    • @tdog9683
      @tdog9683 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cap

  • @mikeroseiii
    @mikeroseiii ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dasani and Aquafina both taste like they’ve been in a water gun for 2 years

  • @theroman2130
    @theroman2130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    The only times I’ve ever drank a bottle of Aquafina or Dasani is when visiting a theme park. Overpriced garbage.

    • @Guineapigs_181
      @Guineapigs_181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The only time I've ever had aquafina or dasani is those tiny 1 cup bottles you find in school lunches, or at amusement parks for like 3$ per, or at a bad event like a 7th grade school dance, or a halloween party hosted by some douchie 17 year old.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i like both and i think there my favorite water.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Guineapigs_181 i like both and i think there my favorite water.

    • @Guineapigs_181
      @Guineapigs_181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@emrahalien2972 I'm not saying you can't like it, I'm saying that i personally think it tastes like shit, and would rather drink half-decent water, but if you like it, good for you, you could live like the other homeless people who cant afford good water

    • @georgeevans3535
      @georgeevans3535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro whatever you do don't search "i live in a gay bar" on TH-cam
      dont

  • @elanaashley6531
    @elanaashley6531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    I actually got food poisoning from arrowhead water. Contacted the company and they acted like this was a normal complaint and tried to send me coupons for their water as an apology. Will never touch their products again.

    • @waterbottle5332
      @waterbottle5332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I will note that when getting water bottles at walmart, sorry you had to go through that

    • @BlurroBlue
      @BlurroBlue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@waterbottle5332 I drink your people everyday

    • @cavaliothorson7755
      @cavaliothorson7755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      They were talking about how bad Aquafina and Dasani is, but Arrowhead really takes the cake. And then Crystal Geyser taste like it gets bottled straight from the stream.

    • @vetbaitednv
      @vetbaitednv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cavaliothorson7755 arrowhead is the best water i ever did try

    • @cavaliothorson7755
      @cavaliothorson7755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@vetbaitednv Well... enjoy it because I won't touch Arrowhead.

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2231

    Isn’t it strange how homeless Jesus drinking water and rating it is better than half the content on this god forsaken platform

    • @DarkElixir-iz7jk
      @DarkElixir-iz7jk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      More like half the content of the entire internet

    • @BassMSL
      @BassMSL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trust me, he's far from Jesus.

    • @Alex.R.O.P
      @Alex.R.O.P 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you always talk this much shit?

    • @Saiyangoddess72
      @Saiyangoddess72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Homeless? How? Based on that kitchen he's clearly richer than everyone I have ever or will ever see

    • @kadeschmidt1214
      @kadeschmidt1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Redditor moment

  • @mikebarnacle1469
    @mikebarnacle1469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I thought it was just a joke but like half way in I started to become convinced... I've been living like a savage my whole life drinking any low grade water that comes my way

    • @kingkitryne
      @kingkitryne 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      all water tastes different and no one believes me 😭 welcome to the water sommelier club

  • @juliuskingsley4434
    @juliuskingsley4434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    The people who think all water tastes the same can't tell the difference between coke and pepsi.

    • @ROCKYPLAYA
      @ROCKYPLAYA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i swear theres a difference

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I have very specific tastes with my water but I can’t tell the difference between coke and Pepsi

    • @ROCKYPLAYA
      @ROCKYPLAYA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wat5709 WAT!?

    • @juliuskingsley4434
      @juliuskingsley4434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@missingno2401 ye there is. Pepsi has a very distinct ginger aspect to it aside from the other differences

  • @EpicAwesomesauce
    @EpicAwesomesauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Guys don't worry. Charlie just has his dark mode on.

    • @YFM_bluc
      @YFM_bluc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong video?

    • @Dimushroomitri
      @Dimushroomitri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lilporky8565 no, he was talking about his black shirt

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dimushroomitri He's wearing a white shirt in this video, so I don't know what you're talking about.

  • @officialsubzero3252
    @officialsubzero3252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    No wonder this man can’t stand spicy stuff. He tastes everything in water. If there was a single cell in that water he would notice it.

  • @bageltime8983
    @bageltime8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is kinda the most important tier list on this channel,because the king of moisture is rating how good moisture is.

  • @mcgalllavich
    @mcgalllavich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    *Wears anything other than white tee*
    "I've dressed up today"

    • @xenxkisu
      @xenxkisu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/zHVKHqGvlCQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @sczln
      @sczln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He took the time out of his day to make his outfit don't judge him

    • @mcgalllavich
      @mcgalllavich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sczln you are right, I've been too harsh

  • @pyromaniac1441
    @pyromaniac1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Incase anyone is wondering, "Silica" the stuff that is put in those little bags inside the Jerky bags. It is put in place to absorb the oxygen inside the jerky bag, and it is covered with "DO NOT EAT" signs all over it. Silica however, is extremely inert. The reason they say do not eat on the bag, is because there is a chance that the silica beads will get stuck inside your intestines and silica will not show on x-ray. So it can be a difficult and expensive process to remove.
    It will go right through your digestive system without any harm if they do not get stuck in your stomach.

    • @murdercloak7578
      @murdercloak7578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Thank you!!! That’s what made FIJI so good and why they enjoyed it so much. It’s funny how they were like “uh oh” to Evian when FIJI is practically liquid silica. That’s also why they enjoyed it so much because silica is what gives water that silky feel to it. They literally had the best water in the game on that table.

    • @ominoussauce995
      @ominoussauce995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GO GOOGLE THAT SHIT UP

    • @mrllamas3660
      @mrllamas3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ominoussauce995 e

    • @paradiche8925
      @paradiche8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Silica taste like slime

    • @ominoussauce995
      @ominoussauce995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@paradiche8925 why do you eat slime and silica

  • @NorteXGame
    @NorteXGame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    I'm still questioning why Poland Springs is not available in Poland.

    • @osucarry1411
      @osucarry1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's like asking why Kinder Buenos isn't in Spain

    • @liamryan7239
      @liamryan7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Comes from Poland, Maine
      (And other places in Maine)

    • @joecoco8668
      @joecoco8668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@liamryan7239 poland spring water is goated for being its price

    • @MultiSteele14
      @MultiSteele14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They know they are nothing compared to the real deal, like taco bell in mexico.

    • @AndrewT34pot
      @AndrewT34pot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the comment I was looking for

  • @PickledPete-u7f
    @PickledPete-u7f 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My friends always think I’m crazy for knowing water tastes different

  • @GororordSSJ
    @GororordSSJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Dasani is the only water that Charlie couldn’t turn into wine.

    • @elizabethmorgan8026
      @elizabethmorgan8026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT HE LOOKS LIKE JESUS

    • @GororordSSJ
      @GororordSSJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@elizabethmorgan8026 We don’t think he looks like Jesus, we believe.

    • @Jaxonhandle
      @Jaxonhandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cause it’s not water, it’s below

    • @onemaximusred8692
      @onemaximusred8692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jaxonhandle it’s literally ugly water

    • @eg8231
      @eg8231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dasani is my favorite water🙁

  • @cubical3
    @cubical3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Charlie: *wears black shirt*
    Everyone: *No, that is not how you play the game.*
    Edit: OH GOD THIS IS MY NEW LIKE RECORD TYSM LMAO
    edit 2: no my record broke now

    • @satoru556
      @satoru556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't worry.
      Charlie is just in incognito mode

  • @luffyguy6000
    @luffyguy6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    “It does look like another high quality PIECE of water”

    • @bpouelas
      @bpouelas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      A fine slice of hydration

    • @blazingbowman9295
      @blazingbowman9295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bpouelas a bit of the element, H20 I'd say

    • @baizu6936
      @baizu6936 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImNotCleve Cheerio Cheerio move on I must inhale this specimen

    • @aperson0001
      @aperson0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baizu6936 Quality water i must say, very delicate and fine

    • @baizu6936
      @baizu6936 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aperson0001 this substance which makes up 70% of my body is going to be digested by way of entrance through the nostril region

  • @joshuas3265
    @joshuas3265 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Neuvillette watching: “Delectable.”

  • @Karnave
    @Karnave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    As a man who only drinks tap water, this is highly important to me

    • @DJFaNaTiiC
      @DJFaNaTiiC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro what. I hope you live in an area that has safe tap water. I’d rather die of thirst than drink LA tap water

    • @wokepiscean4893
      @wokepiscean4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@DJFaNaTiiC I'd rather die than live in LA

    • @punkystone
      @punkystone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DJFaNaTiiC in germany its pretty normal

    • @OrbitalForce
      @OrbitalForce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've only ever drank tap water in my life so it made Evian water taste like a godsend

    • @brigsmith949
      @brigsmith949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@punkystone live on Lake Superior best tap water ever

  • @laylatowry1452
    @laylatowry1452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    No one:
    Little kids pretending to drink alcohol:

    • @oldreaddy3341
      @oldreaddy3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vodka.

    • @eruptxve2023
      @eruptxve2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@oldreaddy3341 Guess what, you wouldnt believe it, Vodka is alcohol

    • @oldreaddy3341
      @oldreaddy3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eruptxve2023 Well no shit sherlock. Vodka just so happens to look like water.

    • @bubbasvega2316
      @bubbasvega2316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oldreaddy3341 you lost this one bruh F

  • @kllaterall
    @kllaterall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I’m really sitting here watching 2 grown men drink water for 30 minutes
    And I’m not complaining

    • @phaecneom1984
      @phaecneom1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kirkland water is the best

    • @phaecneom1984
      @phaecneom1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dont @ me

    • @matttrooper6898
      @matttrooper6898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No no, you watched two grown men drink water and form conspiracists about water for 30 minutes, and I am absolutely sold that coke is corrupting the water market.

    • @imacoolkidlol5640
      @imacoolkidlol5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/1f3_C-7I5xo/w-d-xo.html setadusucc

    • @meowmonster
      @meowmonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phaecneom1984 your right I shouldn’t

  • @alexp8400
    @alexp8400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love that Dasani's ingredients state that it technically has two versions of salt in it. Salt is I'm assuming table salt, or salt of the like, and magnesium sulfate which is Epsom salt. Granted, Epsom salt isn't salt, but it has a very similar chemical compound as table salt.

    • @exMuteKid
      @exMuteKid 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s in the parts per million. So if it has 100ppm of Mg and like 300ppm of SO4 it’s around 400ppm of MgSO4 (epsom salt) I have a feeling I’m making a small mistake in the total ppm but it should be around that.
      It’s not enough to make any significant difference except for preventing it from absorbing minerals from the body like distilled water would.

  • @TheQuesti0nnaire
    @TheQuesti0nnaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    As a kid I one time got Fiji water and for weeks I'd use that bottle but with tap water because I thought I looked fancy. I definitely looked fancy

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oh it looks fancy as fuck

    • @mentaIl
      @mentaIl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you're not wrong, it looks really fancy

    • @rizwanasir6587
      @rizwanasir6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Ghoosteny
      @Ghoosteny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn you're right

    • @josephjoestar5823
      @josephjoestar5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, that’s a good idea

  • @tsumo1
    @tsumo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    these guys are legit critiquing everything, they know their shit

    • @luckylovescats
      @luckylovescats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's what chads do

    • @jjjackalope
      @jjjackalope 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luckylovescats attack of the chads

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      except they do not know how to say evian...

  • @gapperg818
    @gapperg818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I love how Charlie’s definition of dressed up is just changing his shirt

    • @two3470
      @two3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You know a man like Jesus Christ himself cannot change how hot he is

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@two3470 a humble man dresses humbly

  • @kylerstrickler1750
    @kylerstrickler1750 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love Matt so much lol he’s the perfect partner for Charlie’s madness

  • @TruthBehindTheLies
    @TruthBehindTheLies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    Came to see his placement of Poland Sping and I'm very pleased. It's by far my favorite water

    • @bigman3721
      @bigman3721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bruh verified comment and no replys

    • @matthiasnm4279
      @matthiasnm4279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@bigman3721 he commented 1 min ago lmao

    • @impostorsus3835
      @impostorsus3835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      p

    • @anthropomorphisis
      @anthropomorphisis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@impostorsus3835 Nestle evil thnx

    • @franky4892
      @franky4892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      When I tried Poland spring it felt like Jesus himself was in the bottle but then Fiji came and that had 20 different gods in it blessed
      I'm just to lazy to correct fully but thanks for telling me read Patricelli

  • @wat5709
    @wat5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    “It’s not even refreshing, it’s making me thirsty” LITERALLY EVERY BOTTLE OF AQUAFINA AND DASANI

    • @snapdragsundae2826
      @snapdragsundae2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Dasani is a coke product, I believe, and they add a higher concentration of salt to dehydrate you as a bid for you to buy more.

    • @mikehunt4830
      @mikehunt4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@snapdragsundae2826 dasani is just tap water

    • @wat5709
      @wat5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@mikehunt4830 nah I’d rather just drink water out of my tap than Dasani. Don’t insult tap water by saying it’s on the same level as that shit

    • @Isaw1117
      @Isaw1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I believe my city has been known for its water...our tap water is great and compared to the city 3 miles away on the state line it’s gold standard. And it’s way better than Aquafina.

    • @bluemrgutsy8351
      @bluemrgutsy8351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Luke Cole are you serious?

  • @damienmaldonado9212
    @damienmaldonado9212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I seriously just watched Jesus and a grown man drink water for 30 minutes

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We get it man

    • @am0r370
      @am0r370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes 😌

    • @thomasfin7225
      @thomasfin7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m surprised that water didn’t turn to wine

    • @Tokloe
      @Tokloe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *holy water

  • @Nepisalright
    @Nepisalright 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    recently went to disney and even in 96° F heat, i refused to drink a single drop of dasani (especially since there’s no point in drinking it if it’ll just continue to make you thirsty), i could only ever find occasional carts with smart water so i just had to pull through and drink that instead. it was torture.

  • @BP25600
    @BP25600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Who is this man in Charles’ chair? Everyone knows he only has white tshirts

    • @MattF
      @MattF 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why am I seeing these comments. I have no idea what your talking bout. I hate reddit. What happened? Wrong TH-cam channel buddy. Why am I seeing these comments. I have no idea what your talking bout. I hate reddit. What happened? Wrong TH-cam channel buddy.

    • @akman909
      @akman909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MattF ? I honestly cant tell if youre a bot, and if you arent then why so offended? he does wear a lot of white shirts

    • @themcking5987
      @themcking5987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@MattF ok

    • @mikael_zammy
      @mikael_zammy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MattF The paranoid schizophrenic has been accused of liking reddit by the voices

    • @mychemicalimbalance_
      @mychemicalimbalance_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oml right

  • @yannlongtinkahane4464
    @yannlongtinkahane4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    I’m surprised my man Jesus didn’t accidentally turn the water into wine

    • @Kiwiketz
      @Kiwiketz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thats why he wore the black shirt, with his white he would make it turn to wine without physical touch

    • @user-bw4ec4bm2t
      @user-bw4ec4bm2t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UNDERRATED

    • @user-bw4ec4bm2t
      @user-bw4ec4bm2t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kiwiketz genius

    • @regularjoe4613
      @regularjoe4613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kiwiketz not wine but Ketamine

    • @Kiwiketz
      @Kiwiketz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@regularjoe4613 world record Ketamine*

  • @charlenehuegel3607
    @charlenehuegel3607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Dude, I'm 60 years old and love your channel! Thank you for all the creative energy and time you put into this.

  • @RealMrMizter
    @RealMrMizter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:04 this is real, companies like Dasani and Aquafina add more salt to make you thirstier and buy more at places like the fair

    • @loope_
      @loope_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn I would never drink dasani water

    • @elijahsisneros6861
      @elijahsisneros6861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why I stopped drinking Dasani, didn't know that Aquafina was the same but I never liked it anyway.

    • @quangamershyguyyz7166
      @quangamershyguyyz7166 ปีที่แล้ว

      All water has salt in it.

  • @kumarsourav
    @kumarsourav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    I was hoping for Charlie to ask for the scoville unit on those waters.

    • @themetalmario77
      @themetalmario77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dasani would have like 900k scoville units

  • @pibionb6862
    @pibionb6862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    My anatomy teacher actually claimed that the best waters are dasani and aquafina, she said anything else makes her nauseous. I dont know if I can take her anatomy classes seriously anymore.

    • @NinKenD064
      @NinKenD064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I don't know what kind of being your teacher is when drinking liquid metal is the better option.

    • @user-od9oj3pf7q
      @user-od9oj3pf7q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      She must be an alien trying to spread propaganda about the human anatomy saying that Dasani and Aquafina are good for the body to attempt to kill off the human population for her species' later invasion.

    • @NinKenD064
      @NinKenD064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @21st Century Socialist
      Technically yeah.
      But the AMOUNT of metal is the problem here.

    • @nightshade0o
      @nightshade0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NinKenD064 atleast 10 iron ingots and im scottish so i have only had it once and it tasted like melted cold pennys

    • @Anthony32126
      @Anthony32126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I work at a supermarket, and I have a few customers that swear by Aquafina and Dasani. I don't understand some people's minds.

  • @commandpower1172
    @commandpower1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The lore of Poland springs is there is a town in Maine called Poland which is where the company originally started getting their water from

    • @onemaximusred8692
      @onemaximusred8692 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice 👌

    • @chrisidk3992
      @chrisidk3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funneir to think the polish made it and amarica copied it

    • @davidanderson7796
      @davidanderson7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a cool town, my grandparents live right where they bottle the water and they get natural spring water in their showers and such.

    • @mithicalmithrax8933
      @mithicalmithrax8933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisidk3992 cooked it

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      actually there is a real Poland Spring lure, its that the there's no proof it even exist. Poland Spring water was bought by Nestlé and they've been sued multiple times for false advertising and collecting water from places near landfills, cemeteries, and even former human waste dumps

  • @Thatoneguy-ve7hd
    @Thatoneguy-ve7hd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the fact that they are dissecting water is funny as heck

  • @SheerSniper7
    @SheerSniper7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    This is probably the *moistest* meter he's ever done

    • @cadepatton6418
      @cadepatton6418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Water isn’t wet

    • @hunterreece2387
      @hunterreece2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it

    • @acw4power_388
      @acw4power_388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cadepatton6418 dang now I physically have to comment that that is wrong

    • @samonsily1408
      @samonsily1408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Floki Ab but water toughtces(i can not spell) water so that makes water wet?

    • @JacobMartin
      @JacobMartin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @chasehall1501
    @chasehall1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I reside near where Poland springs is artistically created and I am here to inform it has nothing to do with the country of Poland or it’s people

    • @PFgreenisthecolour
      @PFgreenisthecolour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just say yes there’s a Poland Maine 😂, and they also bottle it in Hollis Maine too. They also source water from Massachusetts springs

    • @chasehall1501
      @chasehall1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pfcymbaline that would be very improper and the fellow water connoisseur‘s of this would would not be pleased

    • @PFgreenisthecolour
      @PFgreenisthecolour 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chasehall1501 😂 sorry for speaking the truth, I used to haul this water up and down the east coast

    • @chasehall1501
      @chasehall1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      pfcymbaline you said the same thing I did just in a less aristocratic way of we water connoisseurs

  • @aidan4624
    @aidan4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    He genuinely creates a different atmosphere when he doesn’t wear a white t shirt

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo1694
      @iwantsexseemyvideo1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      გიჟი

    • @kevinsteel7875
      @kevinsteel7875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's how you know it's important. Everything is on the line. Everything.

    • @hayazi96able
      @hayazi96able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's very intense... and dramatic.

    • @abbie4805
      @abbie4805 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn’t just wear a different color tee his hair was parted hella weird

    • @xenxkisu
      @xenxkisu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/zHVKHqGvlCQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @rapidragekade6901
    @rapidragekade6901 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bruh, I've never seen smart water so low barred anywhere, if it's to do with the price sure, but otherwise that's my jam right there

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    thanks for the reminder that videos can just be pointless fun.

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MTN DEW

    • @mr.cringe7717
      @mr.cringe7717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This is what TH-cam should be like, pointless fun!

    • @SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial
      @SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the comment, Alex

    • @bradleyryan4380
      @bradleyryan4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Damn i forgot u existed used to watch u alot

    • @twistedmfbrain3787
      @twistedmfbrain3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/1f3_C-7I5xo/w-d-xo.html alex cark expo

  • @gabr1elawesome
    @gabr1elawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    You can tell Charlie's serious today. He's not wearing his casual white tee

    • @samkee0
      @samkee0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Charlie Black

    • @renxenos1273
      @renxenos1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Charles black

    • @leviathan7562
      @leviathan7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I remember him wearing a black shirt only once before

    • @blehmleper
      @blehmleper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@renxenos1273 ahahahaha

    • @v1p3rrrrrrr
      @v1p3rrrrrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles is black

  • @mycoachknowsthesheriff
    @mycoachknowsthesheriff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Some water is just yucky and people don’t realize that they’ve been drinking yucky water until they have tasted good water

    • @Freaky_Kroger_Guy
      @Freaky_Kroger_Guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I realized it was yucky to start out with

    • @jewlsfromtheroot9k249
      @jewlsfromtheroot9k249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alkaline, cucumber mint water

    • @gunnf1re329
      @gunnf1re329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      facts like bro washington water ugh so goood

    • @angelpineda9963
      @angelpineda9963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realized my water tasted super yucky and still have a whole case that I need to drink

    • @turtle_6067
      @turtle_6067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My water sucks ass bu it’s really cheap so i guess it is what it is

  • @cceres
    @cceres 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I used to get Fiji water as kind of a treat, just because I always feel a little bad about spending money on water for it's own sake. People look at me like I'm crazy when I say it's hands down the best water when there are so many better reasons to look at me like I'm crazy.

  • @twissky8796
    @twissky8796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    “I’m all dressed up today”
    *literally changed from a white shirt to a black one*

    • @RustyShacklefordReal
      @RustyShacklefordReal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      His fanciest shirt

    • @alexrichenderfer3985
      @alexrichenderfer3985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Do not be fooled, for this is the mystical and evil, black shirt Charles, he is here to prevent you from knowing about blue spring living water. The one true best water on planet earth.

    • @spydertekd9370
      @spydertekd9370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So I’m other words: he was completely and totally correct.

    • @paradiche8925
      @paradiche8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😂🤣

    • @thatoneguy4701
      @thatoneguy4701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A simple guy, nice

  • @Luke-we9gj
    @Luke-we9gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Idk if others have said this, but
    this is literally the liquid ladder

    • @josbrinkie3319
      @josbrinkie3319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @W A N T • S Ę Х • My name is Rita ! youve got a point

  • @Livecuhreaction98
    @Livecuhreaction98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "where do they source this water?" "Hell."

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it's from the damned souls tears

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What a bunch of lunatics. Don't they know you can't put water in the Nether?

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tokiko cauldron have the power

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zGoldenHawk That explains the taste, those cauldrons are probably rusty

  • @jonathanfarley1660
    @jonathanfarley1660 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For those who don't know, Poland Springs is the name of the spring that the brand gets their water from. Clean water, lack of taste; that's actual spring water.