Joey... I take your advice, playing the Mario 2 to decrease erectio, and I thinking it work... but when I get to the snifit, my mario go up even bigger than before, and this is not acceptable. Last time I take advice from you, doctor jo
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't this funny swädish män been the teacher that taught me about the anatomy of Birdo 800 suck per minute plumbing. I cannot defeat hard peepee with Mario USA because Jo taught me about the Birdo.
Joel saying you don't need mosquito repellents when there's a dengue epidemic going on here and some acquaintances and friends of my family have died is a bruh moment
My Dad will literally drink half a bottle of beer, & put it in the fridge. (Sometimes it has a cork in it, sometimes reusing the dented cap, & other times nothing at all)
The fact that Temu is still running blows my mind. When they first came to Canada the minimum order threshold was $15. Yeah, that's not bad, for free shipping on everything! Now it is $35...
I usually just down a few Tylenol and lather biofreeze or Vicks on my forehead for migraines in a really dark room for 30 minutes to an hour and it works.
I dunno how to tell you this, but biofreeze and Vicks are nothing but menthol. All it's doing is distracting you from the pain, the tylenol and the dark room are doing the work.
I get tension migraines. I have to crank my heating pad all the way up and press it into my face and neck. I try to stretch and drink water, but, sometimes the nausea makes doing that difficult. Biofreeze and ibuprofen does help a bit as well!
@@Janfon1happy birthday entered public domain in 2016. Also the copyrighted part of Can Can is the performance itself. You cannot just use a performance of someone else, but you are allowed to make your own.
@@goldiffworks none of them are, unless they are old enough to fall into the public domain themselves. That takes a lot of time of course, and only recently has the abbility to save a performence become avalible relative to musical notation. However the musical notation of the song that is followed, (the sheet music) can be played by anyone if the first performance of it falls into public domain. If you were to maje a recording of you playing Can Can on a piano, and upload it online, you would have ownership of your own recording, and others would not ve allowed to use it without permission.
@@shinysilverstardustIssue is that Content ID can’t differentiate between performances a lot of the time, so every version of the Can Can becomes a copyrighted one, even if you used a recording that was public domain, because it sounds the same as one that wasn’t
Never thought I would comment something serious on a Joey video but he is genuinely so lucky to be shocked at the idea of pain management for cancer patients, I assume that means he has never had to see someone he loves go through that. Ahem, I mean, fecal funney yoel agga.
I think he was more shocked at the absurdity of a guide on how to take opioids for it being sold on temu of all places, and having 45k reviews despite being in chinese.
Chat member: Pop is a Midwestern thing Joel: No, it's a southern thing! Rev told me they call everything "coke" Over a decade of watching him and I still do not understand his brain
Uncy Jobellion when do you plan on returning to B3313? It's perfect for the Halloween season and a bunch of new content was added since you last played it.
I think the reviews are auto-translated, because all the weird Swedish reviews on the soda can lid had "Show Original" underneath them. I was hoping joel would check the swedish version of the reviews to confirm whether or not "keeps wasps out of the jar" was just a fucked translation error.
13:00 The Kobayashi cooling pads is mainly used to recover Arino's fatigue by looking at the screen too much. Even if 3 of them was stick at once like he did on the GCCX24 special, it would not reduce migraine pain.
I noticed this is kinda like a "superstition" in Japan right? I saw many instances of mainly old Japanese guys using these pads in situations of stress like it's healing them somehow. I guess is kinda like how where i live in Brazil there is some old people that swear that using those Vick gels or nose inhaler makes them immune to any possible bad thing to their health
Temu Promt List for Live Viewers (I never catch Joel Live.) American Soda Movie Cheap Cat Clothes Baby Enhancement Otaku Gear Undertale/Deltarune. Pacemaker Produce Preserver Real Sword Free Psychology New age Music CDs Tesla Car New Flag USA Cheese Fan Money Free No credit needed to these i just wanna get them out to him on stream. :)
32:39 "My favorite manga :)" This reminded me of Clan Apis, which is a pretty good graphic novel actually. The nostalgia oh boy. Ordering it from my library now.
55:30 - 55:55 Yea... That's what my group leader did during my Defence Forces service when we were driving to the wargames with our company... Told me to keep my eyes on the road n tell if anyone driving by was looking lmfao, military service truly creates unforgettable moments. Pretty sure some of it sprayed to the camo netting on our truck.
I actually own that migraine gel cap 😂 but I got it from Amazon. It's definitely not magic instant relief but man does it help if you're someone who gets horrible migraines.
OMG did I hear brazil and baloon in the same sentence? Joel, there was a famous thing in Brazil were a catholic priest literally hooked himself to a whole bunch of baloons to do a stunt, and got lost over sea and only his remains were found. The brazilian community has no doubt created (or will create) a mod to allow you to fly his baloon. Do it. Please.
I use those can opener things all the time because my fake nails are too thick to lift the ringpull up. Honestly didn't know I could use them to keep bugs out of my drink
@@cheekibreeki4638 To me "pop" and "fizzy drink" describe it better than any of the other terms. "soda" usually doesn't contain soda (sodium bicarbonate), and the feeling of the bubbles popping when you drink it is anything but "soft". It's fizzy and has bubbles that pop, hence "fizzy drink" and "pop"
13:00 to be fair that’s not just a cooling pad that covers your eyes, it envelops your entire head and I’d guess it’s pressing on certain nerve ends, plus since it’s 4.8 over 5 stars I doubt it’s just placebo, there’s only so much that placebo can do, especially against head pain. as someone who suffer from head pain, this could unironically work.
Hogan was always a terrible wrestler with his three moves that he could do. Look at what Randy Savage did around the same time, a massive difference in skill and performance.
Joey... I take your advice, playing the Mario 2 to decrease erectio, and I thinking it work... but when I get to the snifit, my mario go up even bigger than before, and this is not acceptable. Last time I take advice from you, doctor jo
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't this funny swädish män been the teacher that taught me about the anatomy of Birdo 800 suck per minute plumbing. I cannot defeat hard peepee with Mario USA because Jo taught me about the Birdo.
How dare you slander the good doctor Joel Joel
He helped me grow beeg muskle !
Well, did you eat your beans, hot man?
My pizza? Hidden.
My feelings? Stepping on shit.
My disease? Mao.
Oh yeah, it's Temu Trash Time.
My beats? Breakfast beats.
My size? yogurt
My heart? Feeling bacon
@@mr_flava my confidence? Chicken.
My dinner? Chips.
"Why would you need mosquito repellent?" You don't go camping much, do you Joel.
Wait until he finds out about mosquito nets
Or just, going outside
I feel like mosquitoes are a mere folklore in Sweden
Joel would die left alone in the forest
HE IS A CITY BOY WITH HIS BIG CITY PANTS
"I don't like the cheesy bacony flavor"-man who enjoyed stinky socks and stink bugs.
Need evil detecting dog device in resident evil
Joel saying you don't need mosquito repellents when there's a dengue epidemic going on here and some acquaintances and friends of my family have died is a bruh moment
20:30 my grandma, bless her heart, used to drink half a can of Pepsi and put the rest back in the fridge for later.
My mom does that shit now, she buys the tinier cans and still doesnt drink the whole thing 🙄
My Dad will literally drink half a bottle of beer, & put it in the fridge.
(Sometimes it has a cork in it, sometimes reusing the dented cap, & other times nothing at all)
The fact that Temu is still running blows my mind. When they first came to Canada the minimum order threshold was $15. Yeah, that's not bad, for free shipping on everything! Now it is $35...
Wait really?
"I don't know how women pee, but I do know they pee out of their butts." -Vargskelethor Joel
''i love how that temu comment said harmonica when talking about the accordion design on the piss jar'' - some random guy watching Vargskelethor Joel
These videos are honestly such a window into Joel's life. The life of a shut-in Twitch streamer who is learning so much about the world today 🥰😍
The chances of Joel dying from an expired bottle of ketchup are low, but never zero.
That's the most passive assassination plot I've ever heard.
Cancer can be very painful, despite treatment. That's why people look for ways to deal with the pain.
What's the best way.
@@flameguy3416 i would guess alcohol and opioids, but i'm not a doctor. I just play one on TV
@@flameguy3416gun
I usually just down a few Tylenol and lather biofreeze or Vicks on my forehead for migraines in a really dark room for 30 minutes to an hour and it works.
I learned in college that biofreeze can cure virtually anything. It's my hangover "cure" lol
I dunno how to tell you this, but biofreeze and Vicks are nothing but menthol. All it's doing is distracting you from the pain, the tylenol and the dark room are doing the work.
What do you do for stomach cramps
I get tension migraines. I have to crank my heating pad all the way up and press it into my face and neck. I try to stretch and drink water, but, sometimes the nausea makes doing that difficult. Biofreeze and ibuprofen does help a bit as well!
I only experienced the head/neckpain combo but was so painful that i coulsnt finish a sentence.
Sleep and 2 aspirins helped
"Last word, chat."
"Last word."
"Ok chat, last word."
Last spin
Addicted streamer.
I like how Joel says "I wonder" just twice and Vinny's viewers immediately started spamming "I WONDER I I WONDER I WOND I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER"
How the fuck is CAN CAN copyrighted music, I thought that shit was public domain.
Happy birthday is copyrighted
@@Janfon1happy birthday entered public domain in 2016.
Also the copyrighted part of Can Can is the performance itself.
You cannot just use a performance of someone else, but you are allowed to make your own.
@shinysilverstardust That doesn't make sense. What song isn't just a performance by someone else, even if it's in the public domain?
@@goldiffworks none of them are, unless they are old enough to fall into the public domain themselves.
That takes a lot of time of course, and only recently has the abbility to save a performence become avalible relative to musical notation.
However the musical notation of the song that is followed, (the sheet music) can be played by anyone if the first performance of it falls into public domain.
If you were to maje a recording of you playing Can Can on a piano, and upload it online, you would have ownership of your own recording, and others would not ve allowed to use it without permission.
@@shinysilverstardustIssue is that Content ID can’t differentiate between performances a lot of the time, so every version of the Can Can becomes a copyrighted one, even if you used a recording that was public domain, because it sounds the same as one that wasn’t
Never thought I would comment something serious on a Joey video but he is genuinely so lucky to be shocked at the idea of pain management for cancer patients, I assume that means he has never had to see someone he loves go through that.
Ahem, I mean, fecal funney yoel agga.
I think he was more shocked at the absurdity of a guide on how to take opioids for it being sold on temu of all places, and having 45k reviews despite being in chinese.
@@virvewirllosYeah, I don't think somebody would be surprised by that even if they didn't know anybody who got cancer
Chat member: Pop is a Midwestern thing
Joel: No, it's a southern thing! Rev told me they call everything "coke"
Over a decade of watching him and I still do not understand his brain
48:14 Mr. Dink moment
Nice, I missed this because Joel streams at goblin hours.
51:21 GET OUTTA MY SWAMP, EVIL DOGS
Uncy Jobellion when do you plan on returning to B3313? It's perfect for the Halloween season and a bunch of new content was added since you last played it.
maybe he'll play ghost trick....
maybe.....
shut up
@@4rumani Your mother
Both Joel and Vinny talk about how much they love it but they've hardly played it :(
@@bawbehh Eh, Joel played quite a bit of it, even getting to the end. Vinny even took a look at the abandoned version.
At 23:15 Joel says "described" so funny that TH-cam lights up the subscribe button
I think the reviews are auto-translated, because all the weird Swedish reviews on the soda can lid had "Show Original" underneath them.
I was hoping joel would check the swedish version of the reviews to confirm whether or not "keeps wasps out of the jar" was just a fucked translation error.
Yeah, we use the same word "burk" for glass jars and beverage cans. We also refer to the carbonation as "kolsyran" (= the carbonic acid)
Amazing choice in Moving Shadow 90s Drum&Bass
But the game came out in 2001.
So Joel is still terrified of bees because he never got stung by one.
fear of the unknown
13:00 The Kobayashi cooling pads is mainly used to recover Arino's fatigue by looking at the screen too much. Even if 3 of them was stick at once like he did on the GCCX24 special, it would not reduce migraine pain.
I noticed this is kinda like a "superstition" in Japan right? I saw many instances of mainly old Japanese guys using these pads in situations of stress like it's healing them somehow. I guess is kinda like how where i live in Brazil there is some old people that swear that using those Vick gels or nose inhaler makes them immune to any possible bad thing to their health
Jotel! Catching up on videos you put out is like an early Christmas celebration
seeing all those outdoor glue traps that just indiscriminately kills bugs made me very very sad
I will collect all bugs and send them to you
@@cheekibreeki4638 thank you, I will cherish them
@@Sprech41 wholesome!
Temu Promt List for Live Viewers (I never catch Joel Live.)
American Soda
Movie Cheap
Cat Clothes
Baby Enhancement
Otaku Gear
Undertale/Deltarune.
Pacemaker
Produce Preserver
Real Sword
Free Psychology
New age Music CDs
Tesla Car
New Flag USA
Cheese Fan
Money Free
No credit needed to these i just wanna get them out to him on stream. :)
17:38 golden Freddy be like
Never lend joel video games
"i actually put ketchup on pasta...so, uhh, fuck me."
32:39 "My favorite manga :)" This reminded me of Clan Apis, which is a pretty good graphic novel actually. The nostalgia oh boy. Ordering it from my library now.
dog repeller
Dog propeller
Dog feller
Dog smeller
1:33:43 for that hot Mickey action
1:35:00 Joel forgets the Voices of the Void Dev put this in the game JUST for him years ago as a joke..... Come on Joel.... it even CHANCED you around
I didn’t think the insect kingdom were ever called critters
2:05:20 uncle teapot, my beloved
Joel, the design is very Human
"Guys, we are gonna end on one more word tonight" **See's 6 more** Ah yes, typical for a Joey stream, "one more" always means more than one.
Holy shit the Bomberman 64 OST near the start. Ah the good ole days
Temu medical school
joel trying to gaslight us into believing COLD DOESNT HELP THE HOT HEAD DISEASE (migraines) has to be the dumbest moment in any of his streams yet
1:30:10 Gran Turismo 💕
yessir
Regarding 1:10:29 to about 1:12:54; Terry Bollea is essentially a constant chronic liar.
Actually hyped for the return of lifeline
Joel, claiming that Hulk Hogan is the most popular wrestler ever, has played in John Cena erasure.
to be fair, you can't see him
bing chilling guy is a wrestler?
@@MistyCypress he could be any one of us.
owl house pfp detected opinion tolerated
@rangerv1 Ja, you go to Boiling Isles and you extract big witch poosey
Temu incinerator bike
I don't think joel realizes that taking a balloon from sweden to brazil in a 1:1 time scale would probably take his entire irl life
55:30 - 55:55
Yea... That's what my group leader did during my Defence Forces service when we were driving to the wargames with our company... Told me to keep my eyes on the road n tell if anyone driving by was looking lmfao, military service truly creates unforgettable moments. Pretty sure some of it sprayed to the camo netting on our truck.
why is there msx fm gta 3 blost music at 35:00
Chat...
1:33:44
That and the "Can it keep figures from my jar" joke, lmao.
Just when we thought there wasn't enough shit. Temu comes back.
milk L take
bacon L take
Yay more dnb
Evil doggo
55:30 "if you're a dude, just piss out the window" literally Postal 2
SHAWTY Human Mouse Trap is hilarious
I actually own that migraine gel cap 😂 but I got it from Amazon.
It's definitely not magic instant relief but man does it help if you're someone who gets horrible migraines.
Only 5 minutes in and already we got a Q*bert mask!
Psycho Streamer
9:56 I actually have one of those lmao it's great
Temu has all sorts of milk containers. Jugs, bottles, glasses
... bras.
It's not even november yet
38:29 That's true though, they're very important to the ecosystem.
i need the playlist
"pop" is also a western new york thing
OMG did I hear brazil and baloon in the same sentence? Joel, there was a famous thing in Brazil were a catholic priest literally hooked himself to a whole bunch of baloons to do a stunt, and got lost over sea and only his remains were found.
The brazilian community has no doubt created (or will create) a mod to allow you to fly his baloon.
Do it. Please.
The dog
1:33:45 what was that noise Joel made 😂
If Joel doesn't know about acid rain, climate change is gonna blow his mind
that's a bit of a stretch. dude i found out about acid rain being an actual phenomena a few years ago and it still sticks with me.
Well I guess jobel's illegal decisions about sauces make sense as he lives in a country that is already a refrigerator
20:30 helpful for those who would knock it over easy
1:37:00 clearly she was a true gamer
Joel’s wrestling talk was really fun as someone who’s very deep into wrestling
Evil Dogs.
56:49 _(Gmod ragdoll sounds)_
does anyone know the song in the painkiller section? 5:00
'Redial' from Bomberman Hero
Among Us by Among Us
28:14 if you don’t just kill the bugs 😭
I never Kill the bugs, why would you
stop hurting bugs they are our friends (except mosquitos and hornets)
@@shelby5809 I actually saved a hornet once, here in Europe are tamer than wasps for some reason, like gentle giants
@@rebecca_rh
What about silverfish and fruitflies?
17:25 No way chat is that Gojo????/?
What is the "what can I do" "you got me burnin' up" song during the UFO segment??
36:41 *_Professionals have standards_*
It's been a while since I've seen one of these, mao diesease is a hell of a thing
wth joel Tiger Balm works mane
Tiger bald
I use those can opener things all the time because my fake nails are too thick to lift the ringpull up.
Honestly didn't know I could use them to keep bugs out of my drink
I don't understand getting nails that big. They don't even look good.
@@Columbine621 bro doesn't understand people having different preferences
@@uchuujin I fully understand. But not only do they not look good, they just make everything harder.
You do you, but i'll never get why people get nails like this.
@@Columbine621I just realized your pfp you lewd gal.
Bees! 🐝🐝🐝
Joey i live in the US i will be ruined if i go to yhr doctor
25:37 It's pop in the midwest, coke in the south, fizzy drink or pop in britain, and soda/soft drink everywhere else
People usually call them Soft Drinks everywhere else
still ain't heard anybody here call soda anything but soda. coca cola is coke
pop is the most insane term for a soda ive ever heard, hope "pop" people can NOT vote
@@cheekibreeki4638 To me "pop" and "fizzy drink" describe it better than any of the other terms. "soda" usually doesn't contain soda (sodium bicarbonate), and the feeling of the bubbles popping when you drink it is anything but "soft". It's fizzy and has bubbles that pop, hence "fizzy drink" and "pop"
Pop is what they call it in my area, generally. But that's what I call my father, so to me the drink is soda
Lol that chat member, Warhammer 40k goes back to about 1986 lol noob detected.
i love temu trash
I'm waiting for someone to drop the shitrate pedal
7:27 i'm going to need one of these to sleep well, wish me luck everybody i hope it works :)
Anyone know that song that plays at 1:40:03 ?
1:38:36 speaking of Mr.Nuts, I have lot of Gameboy games 🤔 but I don't think Twitch allows me to show them!
"for Next stream" so see you next MONTH again Joey big sauce...
13:00 to be fair that’s not just a cooling pad that covers your eyes, it envelops your entire head and I’d guess it’s pressing on certain nerve ends, plus since it’s 4.8 over 5 stars I doubt it’s just placebo, there’s only so much that placebo can do, especially against head pain. as someone who suffer from head pain, this could unironically work.
Joel is turning into a wikiHow article
I hope Jobel knows the difference between wasps and bees.
yellow, stingy, funny nest, they are the same i guess.
Hogan was always a terrible wrestler with his three moves that he could do. Look at what Randy Savage did around the same time, a massive difference in skill and performance.