DougDoug did this with Amazon a year ago, video's name is "I let Twitch Chat decorate my new room" the only drawback is it's one of like his 3 streams he tried v tubing out
He's played many dozens of hours of TES IV Oblivion, so he's had much virtual experience eating raw potatoes. And maybe he gargled some vodka afterwards.
@@shelby5809 I love that you find articles like this all the time on Minecraft suggestions pages and people are like "every single thing in every video game needs to tie into a mechanic where a number goes up. Mojang should hire me for being a god game designer amongst mere mortals."
Hey Joel, if you by chance read this comment... I have watched only a handful of your streams live, but like many people have enjoyed your videos for over a decade now on TH-cam. You're a really great dude that makes a lot of people really happy. Shout outs from me and everybody else who likes to pause your multi-hour long streams about browsing crap websites haha.
Agreed, it’s one of my favourite things about Joel, and it never stops being funny. As a Swede, our accent sounds pretty stupid in English, and hearing older politicians etc try to speak English can be torture (unless they’re so bad at it that it becomes hilarious).
Since Temu sells PCs albeit mostly mini ones. Someone should get Joel one of those so he could do a Temu PC Destruction stream. Probably would be alot faster to destroy than a windows or linux pc.
Because you got: animal crossing pastel pink joy con shell kit, we thought you'd like: MegaTration XXXL Three Bangs for your Bum Plug with vibratory attachment
1:10:01 DVDs were always been there since 1996. Sure, as general data medium, it was outclassed, but for audiovisual stuff, they still are a thing (e.g. GCCX reached on their 20th DVD-Box in December 2023).
I love the idea of a temu seller scamming like a real life witch who's actually able to cast real spells and perform rituals that work and shit, and the witch casts a spell on the seller and they're like "wow lots of money from scamming people! But... Oh... Ugh... My head..." and they fall mysteriously ill
Every time I hear that damn Blast Corps song I can't help but think about how Canada is apparently the largest Eurodance market outside of Europe (If you know you know)
The way temu works for computer parts and stuff is basically if you're building 200 computers to sell to naive children for a shit ton of money you don't care whether it's 3 dollars, 10 dollars, or 15 dollars, as long as the specs are close enough for the price you'll order 400 of them and if 50 of them don't work you'd still have 175 computers to sell while you wait for those last 50 to be replaced.
Real shit get a mechanical toothbrush and use it morning and night. You don't get new teeth for free. At 25:40 the chunk of crap that got broken off is plaque. If you dont break it off that crap will get into your veins.
13:47 To be fair, my dad lately keeps saying he wishes he could just pee out the front door. I was thinking maybe he's just getting weird with age, but now I'm wondering if it is an American thing
as someone from gen z, I'll begin to sell pirated dvds of my favorite tv shows that were purged from streaming (I'm so mad infinity train got cut short and purged even from dvds)
I always wonder if sometimes, when johel words something in a strange way in English, if he's just saying it like you say in swedish, but in English. Like, "machine translated". Is that how you say it in swedish?
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Joey's mom buying him pizza themed underwear because it's "goofy like him" is adorable
True
Based varg mom
Hide the Pizza
That's so sweet haha
For real! 😂
House Flipper irl, but using solely products found on Temu. Can't wait to live in a house with ripped book cover pngs for posters.
Stretched low res among us colouring book wallpaper pattern
That would be awesome irl Collab event idea
I'd watch that in 20 minute increments over the course of a week or so.
that's just house flipping
DougDoug did this with Amazon a year ago, video's name is "I let Twitch Chat decorate my new room" the only drawback is it's one of like his 3 streams he tried v tubing out
I'm glad Joel wasn't poisoned by the raw potato he ate
He's played many dozens of hours of TES IV Oblivion, so he's had much virtual experience eating raw potatoes.
And maybe he gargled some vodka afterwards.
Vinny is the one who gets poisoned by all his meals joey would be stealing his bit
it cannot even be used in a composter, rendering them completely useless
Yeah, we too. If he would've got poisoned we would've had to fly all the way from NYC to Sweden. All to find out there were no ghosts
@@shelby5809 I love that you find articles like this all the time on Minecraft suggestions pages and people are like "every single thing in every video game needs to tie into a mechanic where a number goes up. Mojang should hire me for being a god game designer amongst mere mortals."
Hey Joel, if you by chance read this comment... I have watched only a handful of your streams live, but like many people have enjoyed your videos for over a decade now on TH-cam.
You're a really great dude that makes a lot of people really happy. Shout outs from me and everybody else who likes to pause your multi-hour long streams about browsing crap websites haha.
Joel leaning into the whole bit with pronouncing things overly Swedish is something I will never stop finding funny as a Swedish person myself
Agreed, it’s one of my favourite things about Joel, and it never stops being funny. As a Swede, our accent sounds pretty stupid in English, and hearing older politicians etc try to speak English can be torture (unless they’re so bad at it that it becomes hilarious).
Swede here. That shit has single handedly shaped my humor.
OJ OJ OJ SVIDISH
I'm from the US, but I will occasionally find myself pronouncing words in an overly "swedish" pronunciation due to watching too much Joel.
MOOLSH
Boolbe
holy shit i saw that "mulch" was next up in the chapter list but i could not have possibly imagined how he would pronounce the word
muelshh
moolch
Joey saying "grills" with his swedish accent will never fail to make me laugh
gdills
Greels
griils
GRÏLS
Joel turning the sex toy into the flower from Super Mario Wonder killed me, lmfao.
"love that smell!"
2:20:54 For those like me who were wondering
@@crackedemerald4930 "Love that stench!"
46:13
I don't understand why people no longer want to use the Nintendo Switch™to dispose of ash and unpleasant smells :( it is so useful
I haven't ever gotten it because it's SOO expensive. I wanted it for Sonic Mania. Did I spell that right?🤔
@@growlie2676yeah you got it right
I love these streams. They make me so glad I'm not bad with my money.
Since Temu sells PCs albeit mostly mini ones. Someone should get Joel one of those so he could do a Temu PC Destruction stream. Probably would be alot faster to destroy than a windows or linux pc.
The PC would catch fire in 30 seconds, that would not be a long stream 😂
The mini pc would still run windows or a linux distro, it would just be shit and possibly include spyware.
@@jeffreyw901 Which is why i think it would be faster to destroy. As it probably wouldnt have any of the protections as a proper pc
@@redcomet_622 + he has not done a windows 11 one yet.
albeit
"When I imagine Americans peeing" wait, wait wait, hold up. Why is Joel thinking about us peeing?
You can't be the master of Fecal Funny without thinking a bit about the other bathroom activity
@@AnOrrangeShirtPiss Pleasantries
Joey is so obsessed with americans that he thinks of them in every possible situation.
@@AutumnWind92 he really do be like "so i don't know if americans have these but i bought this flat surface standing on four legs the other day"
I'm American and have pissed all over while standing on the hood of a moving Jeep.
I love how Joel looks up Nintendo on Temu and suddenly the Temu starts promoting gay shit in the "Based on your searches" section
was about to comment about that myself, hilarious
Because you got: animal crossing pastel pink joy con shell kit, we thought you'd like: MegaTration XXXL Three Bangs for your Bum Plug with vibratory attachment
25:25 FYI the tooth "breaking" was plaque coming off
"PIPI KAKA LAND" That literally killed me XD
we're adults btw
@@shelby5809 no you arent
why am i not an adult? lol@@eightcoins4401
the sudden enema bulb got me
+ 2 to temu
27:41 love this noise joel makes
It's killing me how he's scrolling down and everybody bought the Enema Bulb
1:10:01 DVDs were always been there since 1996. Sure, as general data medium, it was outclassed, but for audiovisual stuff, they still are a thing (e.g. GCCX reached on their 20th DVD-Box in December 2023).
46:26 When Team Rocket uses a gun in their quest to capture Pikachu:
Gotta make sure your Switch doesn't eat ash
Keep a switch and one of those babies long enough and let it _become_ ash
de-gummed in the covertorium
the love machine you meant?
14:54 the mechanic i went to literally had this on the toilet when i used their restroom. I thought it was yes man from new vegas too lmao
Edge dead corner sounds like a move in a Tekken game
Edge dead corner is what grandma's think red dead redemption is called
This stream was seriously funny. A great way to end 2023
I'm watching in 2024!
@@growlie2676 Same.
@@growlie2676 NO VEY!1!!
I love the idea of a temu seller scamming like a real life witch who's actually able to cast real spells and perform rituals that work and shit, and the witch casts a spell on the seller and they're like "wow lots of money from scamming people! But... Oh... Ugh... My head..." and they fall mysteriously ill
JOEL YOU"RE NOT LIVE BUT PLEASE STOP LOOKING AT THE TOOTH BREAKING, OMG
Ahahah. It aint that bad
btw it aint actual tooth lol that's just dental calculus; a buildup of plaque
My man got that stoothlagmite
@@demonindenimdental mathematics
@@demonindenim dental differentiation
Never have I thought that watching a Swedish man learning about mulch for the first time would be so entertaining
The toothbrush brand name is literally Beedle screaming "I-YHAYA"
5:49-6:04 This sounds like lyrics to a weird song you find on TH-cam in 2009 with barely any views.
My mom bought a jigsaw puzzle from Temu and was pretty satisfied with it
2:23:06 "You don't see that everyday!"
Loving the Temu vids!
12:22 The pee is stored in the urn
I first learned about mulch thanks to Pokémon X and proceeded to never look into mulch further than that.
25:56 THAT IS TOMS DINER JOEL
18:38 "YAYA NOW GO SERVE ZOSE BURGERS RITE NOW"
“My buns are very toasty”
@@PikachuYoshiPines164"And melt ze cheese.. oW"
@@tealmuchwow “Sweep the floors!”
14:40 Yes Man's and the Nick Jr. Face's cousin, Mr. Toilet.
Unkle jobel bought me an temu ps5 for christmas this year. Ty for the nes
deff an upgrade
The ps5 with games ❗ ❗ ❗
Joel's Spanish reading is surprisingly great. Well done Joey, A+ in Spanish today!
46:20 LOVE MACHINE!!
13:00 why are you laughing Joel. How do you expect us to mark our territory?
No more eating ashes
Only asses
joel's pronunciation of "mulch" has me in tears
I feel like those acrylic Switch "dust covers" would cook it so fast. No way the cable slits would be enough to keep the air around it cool.
Harvest Dawn is the perfect soundtrack to Temu shenanigans.
IM GONNA FINNA BLOW 1:16
It is time to enter dumpster.
the temu virus
You know it's going to be a good one when Joel's laughing not even a full minute into the video.
Joel laughed at my comment at 1:04:25
my day was made
Every time I hear that damn Blast Corps song I can't help but think about how Canada is apparently the largest Eurodance market outside of Europe
(If you know you know)
South mansion.
Wrong album, but you know.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT (WHO, WHO, WHO WHO WHO)
Holy fuck that listing for the enema said "intestine cleaner". What the fuck it should not go that far.
gamer veed only $3.50? temu pack be hit different tho bussin fam!!! where are my eyes
Every time he reads out a chat suggestion that’s a thing I enjoy like “Optimus Prime” or “Godzilla” I get so excited for a second
_"Were it SO easy..."_
nothing could possibly go wrong placing your switch that gets hot inside of a tiny enclosed space
The way temu works for computer parts and stuff is basically if you're building 200 computers to sell to naive children for a shit ton of money you don't care whether it's 3 dollars, 10 dollars, or 15 dollars, as long as the specs are close enough for the price you'll order 400 of them and if 50 of them don't work you'd still have 175 computers to sell while you wait for those last 50 to be replaced.
2:20:24 who's gonna tell joel about the smeech from Mario Galaxy?
Aww man what a missed opportunity to have told him in the stream. I forgot about Smeech lol
My cousin plays a lot of NHL 24, now I'm imagining that its entirely possible he played an online match with Joel dad
I hate it when my love machine eats ash
13:43 joel sounds like arthur morgan talking about toilets
Temu is like the dubai of amazon.
joel: frustrated at banana cutters because cutting bananas is easy, but also impressed by a soda can opener...
"Switch no longer eats ash" should be an international headline. The world needs to commemorate the day that the Switch stopped eating ash.
Lugini, I don'ta feel so good
38:52 I WAS EATING💀
THE ENEMA LEFTOVERS
the enema "purifies water"? im scared..
What is the song at 45:30 ? Sounds similar to B-K but funky, I must know what it's from
Blast Corps on n64
Thank you!
"why the fuck would they store their pee, it's the land of the free! you know?"
someone needs to tell joel about the company that makes actual skull shaped toilets
jonkel :)
Unkel Jonkel
Jonkel Unkel has a stronkel :)
Your comment translates to “eat :)”
Real shit get a mechanical toothbrush and use it morning and night. You don't get new teeth for free. At 25:40 the chunk of crap that got broken off is plaque. If you dont break it off that crap will get into your veins.
Joel on niin perrrrrkele, jumalauta
Mario in the beginning
IS THAT ME??
I have mao disease
You have cat disease? What? lol
@@Mitzi-chan224 only real jobel fans suffer from the mao disease
Always good to hear 💣 man 64 music :)
We need joel to explore asian market place like Lazada, bilibili, shopee, etc..
the switch dock dust cover sounds like a good idea
BUT WHY DID THEY CALL IT A LOVE MACHINE????
24:00 tom’s diner remix in a video of a temu teeth cleaning apparatus - wat??
Can someone PLEASE tell me the DK song at 1:05? I haven't heard it in forever and I'm losing my mind.
Donkey Kong 64 - Frantic Factory
Thank you! @@frannielmartinez
🎉Physical Media 🎉
1:54:59 Yo it’s the bootleg Garfield toy! :D
We love Ugly Fat Cat Plush Toy
Anyone know what the bop beginning at 1:00:26 is?
1:00:26 whats the music that starts here
13:47 To be fair, my dad lately keeps saying he wishes he could just pee out the front door. I was thinking maybe he's just getting weird with age, but now I'm wondering if it is an American thing
I wish tooo
The switch doesn't eat ash anymore? Damn thats disappointing.
My name is Ash
What is the music in 6:38? I remember playing a game with this song
I could get a million guesses of how this video would start, I dunno of bootleg destroyed Mario would be the start
lul gotta love the random deicide dvd in the collection
25:47 is it really a Temu Trash stream of Joel doesn't clown the awful cover songs used In these questionable product videos?
100!!! gimme pizza now, joel I demand it
as someone from gen z, I'll begin to sell pirated dvds of my favorite tv shows that were purged from streaming (I'm so mad infinity train got cut short and purged even from dvds)
joel speaking polish gives me life
shoutout to Fecal72 at 31:05
Shoutout to Joel's dad
27:37 sillicone enayma rrrrrrrrectum syringe
I haven't watched this yet, but does he lose his mind listening to modern music in this stream like in the last two?
Misheard lyrics
9:46 TOILET FLESHLIGHT????
ROTTEN WOMB???????
I always wonder if sometimes, when johel words something in a strange way in English, if he's just saying it like you say in swedish, but in English. Like, "machine translated". Is that how you say it in swedish?
What's the name of the song in the dracula section?
Jazz Jackrabbit?