I would say that taking "Chef Boyardee" as an insult is itself an insult to your heritage, because Boiardi actually did a lot to bring Italian cuisine to the forefront in America, make meals accessible to the low income, and essentially created an entire industry. The man chose to sell his company rather than be forced to lay off all his 5000 workers after the war effort, because he didn't want to see them go hungry themselves. He was a real legend.
Yeah, he was a real cool guy, even if the modern day brand isn't entirely so glamorous. I wanna try recreating that one pasta sauce recipe which might be his original one.
@@daveraschkeI don't get it either, the only thing I'm noticing as a former sandwich artist is that the sub is way to wide. also maybe that the S logo looks like a dragons tail? Idk
1:51:33 When Mike started theorizing about why Joel is scared of aliens and then going to movies instead of his irl ufo experience 😭 my heart skipped a beat I know he wanted to retell the story again
That spyro subway part got me confused at first and then it was like a core memory unlocked from the deepest parts of my conscience, i shared Mike's sentiment i did not want a refresher of that effed up image
34:23 This is the most JMike video JMike's viewers could've submitted in for this compilation and probably the closest Jortle will get to being banned this decade
On Halloween, Joel should do a Halloween Spooky Video Spectacular where there’s no theme and he just tells chat to send him the scariest videos they can find. They’re all real of course.
I feel like the submissions would be a mix of "cryptid caught on tape" and "POV: you're not holding the flashlight right while your dad's trying to fix the car."
Yeah, Joel's humor works best when the videos are earnestly serious. Having fun videos every now and then like the Duende war are good, but only as climaxes at the end. I honestly like Vinny's "Let's look at spooky things" streams more than Joel's. Joel might be funnier, but Vinny doesn't have ADHD and can actually stay on topic, making for more enjoyable stream.
I think the problem is that nowadays there is way WAY to much obviously fake garbage that is just designed for click baiting. Some of the earlier streams Joel did had very classic videos that I specifically remember watching when I was deep into cryptids and whatnot while I was quite young during early youtube.
This man Adam ... was pleasing himself in the toi- ... oilet after some hectic time in the office. Shockingly, ... He ejected ... A giant tadpole hit the wall and fell to the floor. It was not only a huge tadpole, but it had a sense of it's own that helped it move faster on the floor. It ran all over the floor trying to escape. One of the most horrifying true stories I have ever heard today.
The Chef Boyardee slander needs to stop! He was a real person and a real American Hero. His food fed the troops during WWII and he received one of the highest military honors a civilian can receive for his work.
I'm so worried Mike's gonna breathe in that fuckin tooth pick while he's laughing. I keep imagine throwing up a big ass splinter and it's messing with me ngl. Great video tho
This is probably my favorite series that Joel does (especially fun to marathon around Halloween) and Mike joining in really added to its usual chaos. I love how they kept getting distracted from the actual videos. Also, I don't think what came out of that egg was a dragon. Judging by the noises, I think it was actually the Porcupine Antichrist from Woodland Critter Christmas. No wonder dude is so loud. He's just looking for a vessel!
1:57:49 Somehow I feel like the edited ending to Toy Story 3 was better than what Disney came up with within the last few years for that franchise, also Mike's laugh here is great.
I would have been able to stomach Mike's description of eating balut if he hadn't mentioned he was wearing braces. Between that and the extra high dose of seminal silly in this stream I feel like I'll need a shower after I finish it
The thing is, Lidl is a German company, and that _is_ the German pronunciation, so it's the TV ads that pronounce it wrong. "Liddle" is technically incorrect but because I've heard that pronunciation my entire life, I just got used to it.
I used to love that series as a kid, it actually fooled me into thinking homunculi were real for a very long time. I got really sad when he stopped uploading, even sadder when I found out he passed. I bet he would have made something incredible if he was still alive. He might’ve gotten really popular, who knows. But that series always holds a place in my heart…
Joel made me look up that Toy Story 3 Prank video and goddamn, it's actually a good prank and the most genuinely wholesome family I've ever seen 2:14:13 Oh shit, it's the best weird fucker of a bird in the world, a goddamn Potoo. Those things really look like mythological gremlin creatures
The first time I ever read the word "homonculus" was in the history section of my college genetics textbook (some people thought that sperms contained fully formed little men before genetic theories were developed), so it's always funny to hear Joey and Mike mention them.
For me it was seeing Full Metal Alchemist on Adult Swim one night maybe in 2003 or 2004, at least I think it was that one, if that version also had them.
Is wish there was some crossover between Oneyplays and Mike/Joel. Their fecal love for homunculi would form an unbreakable bond. 37:50 that's the hardest I heard Joel laugh
The "skinwalker" dog video reminds me of sleepovers as a kid where you'd try to scare each other. Then everyone gets a little paranoid and get spooked by shadows or the floor creaking.
I haven't kept up with the streams lately, and since Joel mentioned he hasn't watched the new Alien movie; did he mentioned anything about watching Nope yet?
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30 minutes into the stream and we've watched 3 minutes and 13 seconds of videos. Certified Bend and Drill Brothers stream right here.
Bent and Drill Bros should be a tshirt
I would say that taking "Chef Boyardee" as an insult is itself an insult to your heritage, because Boiardi actually did a lot to bring Italian cuisine to the forefront in America, make meals accessible to the low income, and essentially created an entire industry. The man chose to sell his company rather than be forced to lay off all his 5000 workers after the war effort, because he didn't want to see them go hungry themselves. He was a real legend.
Yeah, he was a real cool guy, even if the modern day brand isn't entirely so glamorous.
I wanna try recreating that one pasta sauce recipe which might be his original one.
great dude, great heritage
The Russian guy getting electrocuted by his homunculus and then smashing it with a bible is like the Citizen Kane of it's genre.
“Blyat!!” -russian guy, before obliterating the homunculus
He smashed it with a dictionary
@@IDHLEB
That's one way to teach it a language.
It was more that it “spat” at him than anything regarding electrocution
The bible was Smiling Friends, not the OG video
Mike screaming and begging Joel not to show subway spyro on stream was an incredibly tense moment. Pure cinema.
What the hell even is that
@daveraschke just a really gross shit fetish drawing
@@daveraschke Google it. I found the full image first try.
@@daveraschkeI don't get it either, the only thing I'm noticing as a former sandwich artist is that the sub is way to wide. also maybe that the S logo looks like a dragons tail? Idk
@@daveraschkeit's a subway and Spyro based scat image.
Joel is doing everything he can to avoid the UFO videos
When he does it's just going to be UFO Porno for 3 hours straight.
Mike pauses so much that even fucking JOEL complains about it.
To be fair 50 minutes of videos turned into 3 hours and a half lmao
Even more unwatchable that the Werewolves episode
36:07
I've watched Mike turn a 1 minute video into an hour multiple times
unstoppable force meets immovable object
1:51:33 When Mike started theorizing about why Joel is scared of aliens and then going to movies instead of his irl ufo experience 😭 my heart skipped a beat I know he wanted to retell the story again
1:56:40 when mikes showing his dad the "news" had me creased with his impression of his dad
What story? I cant find it, do you have a link?
@Leiwi th-cam.com/video/77DxKrfqt6o/w-d-xo.htmlsi=CYXWeLG1hyaomC18
Joel and Mike should have a podcast, I've been laughing almost nonstop
mike can't even handle the warrens, imagine how bad it would be trying to make another podcast with the sweden time difference lmao
@@LM-MMM that would just add to the Quality
mike laughs like a cartoon witch
It makes me happy
thats the other curse the witch has given to him
this stream has some real STOOOOOOOOP FIIIIIIIIGHTIIIIIIIIIING vibes if you ask me
HELLO MY TWO DADDIES HELLOO
HELLO WHATS UP HELLLOOO WHATS UP
Look at what you did! You created life
HELLO WHAT'S UP HELLO WHAT'S UP!
And he's in his youtube video, doing that egg sh1t.
When i was little, i thought homunculus were actually real they lowkey scared me tbh
They are. What do you mean?
you just need an egg, a man, and time
They are real tho, I've seen it happen, I know a guy
hello im john homunculus
Watch Full Metal Alchemist, I take it?
2:18:15 mike making the spyro footlong joke and then immediately freaking out thinking joel is going to show it on stream 😭
That spyro subway part got me confused at first and then it was like a core memory unlocked from the deepest parts of my conscience, i shared Mike's sentiment i did not want a refresher of that effed up image
Instant psychic damage
I’m also in the dark. Should I stay that way
@@Lishadra Eh, it depends on how seasoned you are on weird furry fetish stuff.
I feel like I may know whats being referenced, but im not sure. What was the image?
@@tapehead3832 A furry Spyro character(?) laying a huge log in a loaf of bread why Spyro watches.
i fell asleep to this video and it was horrible. i had constant dreams about homunculi and i could still hear joel and mike shouting 😭😭😭
I heard lavender town theme and I immediately made the big frown and lynched myself while pikachu cried tears of blood through the Gameboy screen
Why lynched specifically? Why not say hung?
I always remember specifically that crying Jigglypuff photo
@@jackwhite2654 jack white don’t do this to me pls im begging you
34:23 This is the most JMike video JMike's viewers could've submitted in for this compilation and probably the closest Jortle will get to being banned this decade
The reaction to "Feed Me Seymour" is magical.
Literally a Xavier Renegade Angel episode lol
Does anyone know where this is from? I need to find this thing to show more people.
I made the mistake of putting this video on while driving somewhere and I was in tears at this part while on the highway.
@@CatterCattingtonfilm called wadzilla
35:53 Xavier Renegade Angel moment
28:27
Joel: are you familiar with mustard gas?
Mike: yea I like mustard
Hey, look, it's my alt!
@@PhilEräreikä NIE
@@PhilEräreikä how you doing alt
It reminds me of Joel playing Facade
[Trip talks about alcoholic drinks]
Joel: "How about rubbing alcohol"
Trip: "Oh, yeah, that's even better!"
@@KirbyMario12345_939 rubbing the alcohol japanese style
I love that the moment we go to mikes cam he not only has a toothpick in his mouth but is also twiddling ANOTHER toothpick between his fingers
That last video of Joey's... That was real... The realest of all real footage leaked from NASA. That was a documentary
The frog of indescribale pain is one of my favorites.
"How does it feel when the OTHER guy gets the AGGA, not me?"
~Yobel 2024
On Halloween, Joel should do a Halloween Spooky Video Spectacular where there’s no theme and he just tells chat to send him the scariest videos they can find. They’re all real of course.
I feel like the submissions would be a mix of "cryptid caught on tape" and "POV: you're not holding the flashlight right while your dad's trying to fix the car."
@@gwendolynstata3775 for real lmao
I'm expecting at least one (1) masqueraded Mr. Bean Sex Jackass among the submissions.
He should play Mr bones
I want Joel to watch more actual spooky videos. The ones in his chunk here don’t scratch my itch
Not to mention it's like 10% watching videos and 90% talking about nothing while a video is paused.
Yeah, Joel's humor works best when the videos are earnestly serious. Having fun videos every now and then like the Duende war are good, but only as climaxes at the end. I honestly like Vinny's "Let's look at spooky things" streams more than Joel's. Joel might be funnier, but Vinny doesn't have ADHD and can actually stay on topic, making for more enjoyable stream.
I think the problem is that nowadays there is way WAY to much obviously fake garbage that is just designed for click baiting. Some of the earlier streams Joel did had very classic videos that I specifically remember watching when I was deep into cryptids and whatnot while I was quite young during early youtube.
@@spaghettivase4808 Videos need to be vetted, simple as that.
@@spaghettivase4808 there are still genuinely creepy videos out there, you just have to know where/how to look. But i agree
This man Adam ...
was pleasing himself in the toi- ...
oilet after some hectic time in the office. Shockingly, ...
He ejected ...
A giant tadpole hit the wall and fell to the floor.
It was not only a huge tadpole, but it had a sense of it's own that helped it move faster on the floor.
It ran all over the floor trying to escape.
One of the most horrifying true stories I have ever heard today.
4:47 seamless transition
The Chef Boyardee slander needs to stop! He was a real person and a real American Hero. His food fed the troops during WWII and he received one of the highest military honors a civilian can receive for his work.
I'd argue the overall quality of the Chef Boyardee brand is itself slander against the man.
@@theghostofyankeejimIt was a little more flavorful in the 90s/2000s. The ravioli was meatier too.
Love to see the Bend and Drill bros together
I'm so worried Mike's gonna breathe in that fuckin tooth pick while he's laughing. I keep imagine throwing up a big ass splinter and it's messing with me ngl. Great video tho
This is probably my favorite series that Joel does (especially fun to marathon around Halloween) and Mike joining in really added to its usual chaos. I love how they kept getting distracted from the actual videos.
Also, I don't think what came out of that egg was a dragon. Judging by the noises, I think it was actually the Porcupine Antichrist from Woodland Critter Christmas. No wonder dude is so loud. He's just looking for a vessel!
1:57:49 Somehow I feel like the edited ending to Toy Story 3 was better than what Disney came up with within the last few years for that franchise, also Mike's laugh here is great.
Mike laughs like a goblin and I love it
"This man is bald" My sides died
I usually put on a Joel video before bed as something to sleep to. But i was laughing too hard and it hadn't been 20 minutes yet
I can't fathom how anyone could fall asleep to Joel streams, they're so loud, and I don't mean that in a hostile way
@@RetroBleck Voices of the Void is pretty chill.
Go back to his old oblivion streams, they're good background noise for sleep.
39:52 This would be a Pac-Man game in real life, and if you add colored cars, it will be an emulation of those Pac-Man scenes from *Pixels.*
who the fuck is this guy just burning down forests
"You think he's natty Mike?"
My brain: Yes, he looks like he's composed of at least 75% natty ice.
2:38:02 i quote this video every time i see a witch in minecraft, EVERY TIME
I would have been able to stomach Mike's description of eating balut if he hadn't mentioned he was wearing braces. Between that and the extra high dose of seminal silly in this stream I feel like I'll need a shower after I finish it
i love you joel!!! have a good weekend
Always nice to have guests to watch some spooky slop
don't call this slop when this is obviously real footage
It's an accronym
Super
Legit
Official
Phootage
Visiting the nursing home.
@@megasartshack then why do people call skibidi toilet "slop"? Is skib secretly real???
@@Caspercabyou didn’t know that it is?
this is the best thing to watch while stoned
I’m forever going to be pronouncing Lidl, Linus and Benadryl wrong
Leedil, Leenus, Ben and Drill
The thing is, Lidl is a German company, and that _is_ the German pronunciation, so it's the TV ads that pronounce it wrong. "Liddle" is technically incorrect but because I've heard that pronunciation my entire life, I just got used to it.
Leedl is how everyone pronounces it
You should come to wales we have dragons everywhere it’s the blood thirsty sheep you gotta watch out for
What do you expect from the sheep after what your people did to them?
How can you guys say this? On Welsh lamb day, of all days!
Mint sauce goes well with a bloodthirsty sheep
@@chersnotdead5124 honestly nothing better and the fight is great exercise
@@redwiltshire1816 chasing sheep through the Llandudno high street with forks is cheaper than a gym membership
the russian homunculus guy sadly passed away some time ago now
What happened to his homonculous? Did his family take it in?
Poor guy knew too much and the Kremlin had to put him down, RIP raising a homunculus egg to a real one.
I used to love that series as a kid, it actually fooled me into thinking homunculi were real for a very long time. I got really sad when he stopped uploading, even sadder when I found out he passed. I bet he would have made something incredible if he was still alive. He might’ve gotten really popular, who knows. But that series always holds a place in my heart…
Fitting Joel makes a humongous video and starts it off by talking about Alien: Romulus
I fucking love when Joel does a gigantic content drop.
5:07 unironed italian flag, RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joel's dragon videos are invalid, since the majority of them were Wyverns since they only had 2 legs ☝️🤓
It's crazy how Mike's 24 minute video is over in 2 hours while Joel's 30 minutes video is over in one hour
PLEASE Do more Videos with Mike!!!
ladies and gentlemen, benjamin a. dryll.
No Spyro or Subway in the thumbnail?
We don't talk abou that in this house
THEY JUST KEEP YAAPIN
two kings being lordly
I bet Joel would like the green Dos Equis beer. It is like drinking water
Joel doesn't always drink beer. But when he does...
3 hours in and I'm still stuck on 'Count Ejacula' lmao
I'm surprised Joey didn't point out that Mike is actually a Duende. He sits on a booster seat each stream
Love that Mike couldn’t just say oh Benadryl is cough medicine
Well, more lika an allergy medicine
Mike lost automatically by not including the BLYAAT book clip.
Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams
Your guy's American impressions are on point
tldr; it's always some guy (often an uncle) looking for beans
Joel made me look up that Toy Story 3 Prank video and goddamn, it's actually a good prank and the most genuinely wholesome family I've ever seen
2:14:13 Oh shit, it's the best weird fucker of a bird in the world, a goddamn Potoo. Those things really look like mythological gremlin creatures
I love how the “tadpole” is described as a MISCHIEVOUS CREATURE
10/10
The first time I ever read the word "homonculus" was in the history section of my college genetics textbook (some people thought that sperms contained fully formed little men before genetic theories were developed), so it's always funny to hear Joey and Mike mention them.
For me it was seeing Full Metal Alchemist on Adult Swim one night maybe in 2003 or 2004, at least I think it was that one, if that version also had them.
Sperms lookin where to drop from the Cumbus like Fortnite
Vargskelethor Joel Full Streams
Vargskelethor Joel Fun Streams
@@moh.syafrianabie8899 Vargjoel Fullskeletor Streams
Thanks
Trying to put my makeup on to this video and I’m struggling crying laughing 💀
Oh god, I hope Mike tells Joel about the small Oji-san
did I already watch this stream on Mike's channel? yes. am I going to watch the whole thing again on Joel's channel? also yes.
2:21:20 now i really want to know what they're talking about...
There is a lot of fetish art of dragons fucking trains... hence: Dragon Subway being a bad thing to search
Theres an infamous image of Spyro making a poo subway sandwich with some help from his friends
Cutie patootie gets framed as a skinwalker for playing a game with owner
I just love watching these two single braincells interacting with one another, I don't even care what the context it ♡
Fact the guy who made the homunculus video actually passed away 3 years ago I think
It got him
@@The_Vent_Goblinrevenge.
I swear if Mike took his glasses off and you squinted he would look like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys 😂
When mike said somebody getting sucked in nyc is crazy. I mean u do get sucked. But the disappearing is true
The BendaDrill™ experience
they do should do this more often, and why not get vinny on it too. it'll be perfect.
Mike has excellent chemistry with Joel
THEY REALLY CATCH GARGOYLE
Lavender town
Jeff Killer
@@margerinethacker6499 He name Jeff
Even Sum41 isn't Sum41 at most of there concerts.
I wonder if Joel would eat casu marzu, virign eggs, or bird spit soup
Can't get enough of:
*G A r G O Y l e s*
Is wish there was some crossover between Oneyplays and Mike/Joel. Their fecal love for homunculi would form an unbreakable bond. 37:50 that's the hardest I heard Joel laugh
BOBER KURWA
Mike Videos: Real spooky cryptid videos
Joel Videos: OYOYOYO MIKE BALD HAHA FUNNY ALYUUUN CHAT LOOK OUT
You should do this with Sperma next time.
I love Sperma445
that baby dragon video makes me deeply uncomfortable. Why does it exist? Why are these two women doing this? Why is the video so long?
11:09 this is the STRONGEST opening to any spooky TH-cam videos night
Miller Light mentioned!
Homunculus? What is this, Rain Code?
Yooo I was waiting for this, nice!
Is a Chinese dragon still a Chinese dragon if it flies anywhere outside of China?
Nah, then it's just a tourist
1:56:14 Mike gaslights his dad
tHe maEn is bAEld
huh rOOr
Why did I deliberately choose to watch this while eating to feel better about myself after the immense post nütting clarity.
I can't believe Mike named exactly where my hometown is
The "skinwalker" dog video reminds me of sleepovers as a kid where you'd try to scare each other. Then everyone gets a little paranoid and get spooked by shadows or the floor creaking.
I haven't kept up with the streams lately, and since Joel mentioned he hasn't watched the new Alien movie; did he mentioned anything about watching Nope yet?
Its kinda ironic that they were criticizing the second guy for big yappin when they stretched a 2 minute video to 15 minutes