All of your CIV multiplayer pain in one video, PART 2

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  • @WorstPremadeEver
    @WorstPremadeEver  ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Sign up to World of Tanks here: tanks.ly/3RebhvX - Thanks to Wargaming for the sponsor! :)

    • @shinytitan5066
      @shinytitan5066 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No

    • @shinytitan5066
      @shinytitan5066 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not doing that

    • @drinkfromthecup
      @drinkfromthecup ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks but no, thanks. They've sacked 1k+ employees a year ago. Won't gonna support that shit.

    • @L0NE1W0LF_
      @L0NE1W0LF_ ปีที่แล้ว

      More of a fan of world of warships tbh

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      still amused they're still pressing on the "historical accuracy" angle when they've effectively defenestrated that years ago

  • @monkeplaysgames9448
    @monkeplaysgames9448 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Jonk trying to blackmail cath was probably the smartest thing he’s ever done

    • @gifigi600
      @gifigi600 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      And even that failed, because Cath deleted her warrior

    • @Sol3clipse
      @Sol3clipse ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol.

    • @Klier2003
      @Klier2003 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The moment he actually became smart for the time being 😂

    • @ArabianSandBoa6671
      @ArabianSandBoa6671 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Apart from dating Gabby.....those 2 are meant for each other

    • @thegoblin2004
      @thegoblin2004 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And some how not even the most morally reprehensible

  • @Data-AnalystSera
    @Data-AnalystSera ปีที่แล้ว +521

    I don't think Ellis realizes that moose can be 9 feet tall and weigh over a ton, they could easily and absolutely carry a human into battle

    • @cattymouse4996
      @cattymouse4996 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      THEY CAN BE 9 FEET TALL?!

    • @star22sally67
      @star22sally67 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@cattymouse4996 yeah and they have a temper and are very determined. I know I guy who tried to sneak behind a moose, went around a bush and couldn't find it, only to turn around and see it stating right at him. The moose game him a five second head start before chasing him through the swamp, knocking trees and branches out of the way, and then chasing him up a tree. Almost knocked the tree he was in down.

    • @NickAsNickName
      @NickAsNickName ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I'm from Norway, and if someone hits a moose, the first thought isn't "is the moose okay?" It's "how damaged is the car?"

    • @Skjaldr_Vindskyter
      @Skjaldr_Vindskyter ปีที่แล้ว +20

      never underestimate the Giants of the North

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@cattymouse4996 7ft at the shoulder, but yeah, could be 9ft if you measure at the top of the antlers.
      Moose are fucking terrifying, "deer with roid rage" doesn't really do them justice. Have you ever heard of Megaloceros, the "giant elk"? It's the largest species of deer to ever live and went extinct at the end of the last ice age. And it was, get this, the same size as an Alaskan bull moose. The only reason it's considered bigger/taller was because its head was held higher than that of the moose and its antlers were even more gigantic (up to 12 ft in diameter compared to the moose's 6-7ft), but they stood at pretty much the same shoulder height.
      Moose are megafauna through and through. I wish to see one in person one day, but that could easily be the last thing I ever do.

  • @WelshGiraffa
    @WelshGiraffa ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Meanwhile in an alternate universe where the WPE members actually did lead armies
    Ellis rules the entirety as he actually would be a competent military commander until Cath and the Allies come along

    • @BudgetBlade
      @BudgetBlade ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lmao I instantly pictured her face among the soviet union's allies when I read your sentence. It has been a long time as well since I saw that

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      His metal men were decimated by the Allies

    • @saschahofmann2421
      @saschahofmann2421 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about jake and gabby?

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @saschahofmann2421 Scottland never lost its freedom and Jonk's still working on the Great Library.

    • @WelshGiraffa
      @WelshGiraffa ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And Alex is just in the corner watching the chaos while casually causing chaos and blaming whoever’s bearest

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    In The Hobbit films, the horse that Lee Pace (Thranduil) rode was a huge horse that was actually called Moose. They used him for all the riding scenes and he caused so trouble because every time Lee said his lines, the horse would start shuffling sideways. They turned Moose into a stag during the editing.

    • @Realgar_J
      @Realgar_J ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Didn't one of the actors actually end up buying the horse they rode during the film because they bonded, or am I thinking of some other movie

    • @AzureRoxe
      @AzureRoxe ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Realgar_J The actor for Aragorn bought the horse he used in LotR, he's done that a couple of times. That might be what you mean.

    • @captainhindsight6994
      @captainhindsight6994 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Realgar_J wasn't it aragorn or am I saying that cuz of the bond the character has with the horse?

    • @Realgar_J
      @Realgar_J ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@captainhindsight6994 it appears he did

    • @odynith9356
      @odynith9356 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wasn’t it an elk?

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky ปีที่แล้ว +19

    God, "Voldemort sucks because he can't even take over one school!" has got to be the best Voldemort diss I've heard!

  • @DeadlyPL
    @DeadlyPL ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I find it surprisingly wholesome when near the end of the episode Gabby starts saying a joke, and Jake started laughing at it before she said it because he was there and knew what she was talking about.

    • @unknowndane4754
      @unknowndane4754 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Similarly when Jake was telling the story about the navitivy play, you hear Gabby say something like "Oh that story"

  • @emeralddragon2980
    @emeralddragon2980 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I love that Gabby's been with Jake long enough to recognize when he needs some pity [REDACTED].

    • @VaanOtacon
      @VaanOtacon ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Actually, I think she was just really interested in taking him up on his command to [REDACTED] his [REDACTED].

    • @Phantom-zt9ve
      @Phantom-zt9ve ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He did say [REDACTED] my [REDACTED].

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I once played one of many trees in a school play.
    It was a Hansel and Gretel musical type thing where the trees sing a warning to the children to leave (presumably in some tree language because the two never really respond to the warning) and start dancing around the stage.
    You know thinking about it this sounds like a fever dream but it absolutely happened.

    • @theseamoon2180
      @theseamoon2180 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      School plays always sound/look like a fever dream

    • @dessintraahshsjsjjdcnncmd
      @dessintraahshsjsjjdcnncmd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Diary of a wimpy kid also had this 😂

  • @RedCommando1084
    @RedCommando1084 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    As an American who visits New Hampshire every year, I can confirm that Moose are powerful and not to be messed with.

    • @cynicalsorcerer5509
      @cynicalsorcerer5509 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes. Moose. The apc's of the greater forested areas.

    • @dragonace7211
      @dragonace7211 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But if you were to magically domesticate one and have it like you enough, could you ride one into battle? 'Cause that's a treat of an image right there.

    • @agustinmelar5496
      @agustinmelar5496 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dragonace7211 it depends, i dont remember wich country actually tried it and mostly succeded until the moose heard gun shots an they would usually run away or rebel

    • @bloodakoos
      @bloodakoos ปีที่แล้ว

      meese

    • @claylilac3023
      @claylilac3023 ปีที่แล้ว

      A mØØse once bit my sister

  • @KaminaCicada
    @KaminaCicada ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:10 "Historical Authenticity" LMAO. The amount of prototypes, blueprint, and thought tanks that exceed what they would be capable of doing is staggering.

  • @AutisticWombot
    @AutisticWombot ปีที่แล้ว +130

    As a "Seowth Efrikan" Tupperware container killed me🤣

    • @schneider0304
      @schneider0304 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same boet, same😂

    • @hugodewaal6176
      @hugodewaal6176 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here🤣🤣
      It's the way T's are pronounced that just make it even better😆

    • @the_tactician9858
      @the_tactician9858 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reminds me of my SAfrican maths teacher. When she wanted the class silent she would always shout 'Ey peepol!' so naturally some of the kids were roudy enough to keep triggering her to say it.

    • @nuclearwerewolf3732
      @nuclearwerewolf3732 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      saaaaaaaaaame. i lost my shit

    • @sageavery4469
      @sageavery4469 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That moment when you literally feel proud at hearing country even though it's just, TUPPERWARE CONTAINER!

  • @dracorexion
    @dracorexion ปีที่แล้ว +55

    So I had to google it, and yes, Moose can easily carry people. They're such awesome things to ride that Sweden wanted to create a Moose Calvary division back before they got their asses handed to them in the Great Northern War.

  • @mawmadestuff8680
    @mawmadestuff8680 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:36 I'm just going to start doing this to mess with people.
    "I'll have the ... *chicken alfredooooo*..."

  • @ffffff52
    @ffffff52 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:25 that is so true! I once was a pack of hay in kindergarten, got bored and started talking with my fellow hay-mate XD

  • @mitchbez4137
    @mitchbez4137 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Im a south African and that Tupperware joke got me laughing so hard 😂

  • @saphirsnep
    @saphirsnep ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think "Stop talking to me, I need to read" Is the most relatable thing Jake has ever said

  • @worldeater2414
    @worldeater2414 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I can't think of something stupid enough" Well how about Hamlet on ice, interpreted by Ewoks high on shrooms

    • @moon16879
      @moon16879 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ngl that sounds hilarious

  • @klopson9703
    @klopson9703 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As for Riding Mooses into battle, Russians tried it (bc ofc they did) - It didnt work. They are hard to train and are very susceptible to diseases. I think it was in WW1 or something.

    • @Skjaldr_Vindskyter
      @Skjaldr_Vindskyter ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and also Moose cant digest hay like horses can and one moose actually straight up died because it took so much energy to digest

  • @jameshulm8580
    @jameshulm8580 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'd love to see WPE play Stellaris, I bet Alex would play as a tentacle heavy species for obvious reasons

  • @buddythewonderdog8065
    @buddythewonderdog8065 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've been having some really rough times lately. Jonk's story of how he 'handled himself' in the play made me laugh for the first time in weeks.
    I had to pull the car over I was laughing so hard.
    So, thank you for being you Jonk.

  • @sweeternickel70
    @sweeternickel70 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Hearing the truth about Voldemort’s incompetence to take over a school made my day 😆

    • @filipwolffs
      @filipwolffs ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I remember when I had to write a review of Harry Potter as a school assignment and I spent most of it ranting about how Voldemort is an absolute embarrassment whose achievements include failing to take over a single school and losing a duel against a minor. Twice.
      Younger me was genuinely indignant about it.

    • @sweeternickel70
      @sweeternickel70 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Voldemort was also a coward, he never tried to actually kill dumbledore, so Draco tried and failed. Snaps ended up killing him instead.

    • @WelshGiraffa
      @WelshGiraffa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man basically cheats death by sealing parts of his soul in various items/things has a large army of loyalists is feared by every witch and wizard in the united kingdom and maybe the world but he can’t take down an entire school it 11-18 year olds and their teachers does actually make you think

    • @crossfox255
      @crossfox255 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did take over the school though. He just buggered off and left, what he tought was a loyal henchman, Snape and a few death eaters to run it. He then came back and reconqured it for a second time. But yes ignore the entire 7th book JFC.

  • @pastself9256
    @pastself9256 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jonk's Civilization when they figured out art and playwriting would end up with Monty Python's Confuse-A-Cat skit, 100%

  • @sarcinatus
    @sarcinatus ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how this isnt mostly insults screaming and swears, I love how they are all chill and at peace most of the time Its nice seeing you guys get along
    also its nice seeing alex not be a dick

  • @foxryanvlogs933
    @foxryanvlogs933 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how Alex accurately spoke like a South African it’s hilarious

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you heard Alex's broken English speak impression?, it's even more impressive because how accurate and hilarious it is (I believe it somewhere in WPE Half Life video).

  • @Chaosity_the_artist
    @Chaosity_the_artist ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i love that the sponsor part has a yellow length bar on the top of the screen it’s very unique

  • @SudoNexius
    @SudoNexius ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Surprisingly aside the minor anger, this was the most chill video, it was lovely

  • @SergeantSup
    @SergeantSup ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jake and Cath, to be fair, either the Russian or Canadian army did experiment with a moose cavalry however not only were the difficult to train, the were also skittish and far more suspectible to disease compared to horses. They were definitely strong enough to fit the bill though

  • @designationc6042
    @designationc6042 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would never worry about going to war with Jonk he’d target his own cities with nukes before mine

  • @Danspy501st
    @Danspy501st ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "T(h)anks again to Wargaming for sponsoring this show"
    I see what you did there

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Finally some CIV VI. I missed that game.

    • @spk1121
      @spk1121 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was playing as Gorgo (Greece) just yesterday! Fun times.

    • @lyonvensa
      @lyonvensa ปีที่แล้ว

      My thoughts exactly! I wish WPE would give Civ VI a try, and they finally did

  • @disgracedalmond7731
    @disgracedalmond7731 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was just rewatching the civ videos and saw this come out, what a nice coincidence!

  • @jacobk3812
    @jacobk3812 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the subject of voldemort doing fuck all, he fails to cast a kill spell on an infant, and just decides its not worth it, like there was a window right there, he’s so dependent on magic he cant even toss a baby out of a window

    • @stardust1781
      @stardust1781 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a very good point

  • @ninsaburo14shiratori
    @ninsaburo14shiratori ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have to admit, after the christmas breakdown of the breathy asmr songs, you lot where the ones where I least expected having bolognese whispered into my ears at full blast >.>

  • @1universe
    @1universe ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes the best way to start a 12 hour shift thank you WPE

  • @silverglovegaming5391
    @silverglovegaming5391 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gabby yelling Tupperware container in an SA accent honestly sounds like an Afrikaans auntie in a commercial or something

    • @nicolevickyhades
      @nicolevickyhades ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I scares the crap out of me every time I watch the video. It's like my mom yelling at me.

  • @desertseagull5468
    @desertseagull5468 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys talking about riding moose reminded me of something. The swedes actually tried to implement moose cavalry when they where an empire. It didnt go well because moose where much harder to train and way more susceptable to loud noises unlike horses

  • @oguzhanayan4510
    @oguzhanayan4510 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was so happy when my recommended showed a WPE video that i haven’t watched 8times already

  • @halla9538
    @halla9538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, i wonder how many tries that ad took to get right XD
    TBF i would have failed halfway through myself, so good job!

  • @Connor_Top_Lad
    @Connor_Top_Lad ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jonk:Is playing a game that has a time period set I 400 ad
    Also Jonk:"HaVe yOU GOt HelICopTers"

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z ปีที่แล้ว

      About as realistic as the nukes in 1500 that you also get in civ 6, so it wouldnt be impossibe

  • @ddcreativeideas6115
    @ddcreativeideas6115 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:38 you know this friend group is strange when that's the first thing that comes to mind...

  • @dragontoothflamehair2581
    @dragontoothflamehair2581 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love you guys. But Cath is 100% right. Thranduil did not ride a stag into the Battle of the Five Armies. I can't remember exactly, but I think the goblins were the only ones to rode anything, in that engagement.

  • @crypticanexe7385
    @crypticanexe7385 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Civ for me, in a nutshell: "I don't know, stop talking to me; I need to read."

  • @tinygorl
    @tinygorl ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wasn't expecting a South African break out with wpe crew but now I feel seen lmao

  • @saltyscoundrel4368
    @saltyscoundrel4368 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:33 Jake played a wise man hmmm... 😂

  • @RoverHouse
    @RoverHouse ปีที่แล้ว

    8:15 elis says “IM MINING” in a really loud way

  • @ZaneTheSaber
    @ZaneTheSaber ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I HAD to clip the bolognessse cause it kills me every time! I hear it randomly in my head and just lose my shit 😂😂

  • @spk1121
    @spk1121 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Enjoyable video! 🌍👍 I didn't like Civ 6 as much as 5 when it first came out, then the Gathering Storm expansion was so freaking expensive that I didn't get it for a long time. It was on sale a couple months ago & I purchased it, so I've been getting into the game again very recently. First time playing with corporations & secret societies, which has been pretty neat. I've grown to like the idea of wonders needing certain conditions in order to be built, too. I'm still into Civ 5, though, & I'm in the middle of a team game with my buddy on King difficulty. Hopefully, we'll get to continue this weekend!

  • @sparkyswe396
    @sparkyswe396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny thing: King Karl XI of Sweden did apparently toy with the idea of a Moose cavalry regiment during his reign during the 16th century.

  • @Its_Dino
    @Its_Dino ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact, the Soviet Union tried to make a moose cavalry. Sadly, results were mixed, since they were higher maintenance than horses and were typically too scared of gunfire to allow themselves to be ridden into battle. But since results were mixed it wasn't an entirely unsuccessful operation.

  • @boxofmadness2511
    @boxofmadness2511 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol, jonk story of his play as a child brought memories of my plays at school, so fun, i remember once, we were doing a play for the younger grades, and literally one kid from the audience stole my horse as i was riding by...i also remember forgetting one line which made it so we completely skipped an entire scene which was the only time two of my classmates apeared jajaja , good thing we repeated the play like 7 times that day, so they werent left out

  • @summerwatson3794
    @summerwatson3794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like a play from jonks civilisation would be like if Shakespeare had access to acid and wrote with his non-dominant hand and the hand was drunk😂😂😂

  • @doc_mcklowdz3186
    @doc_mcklowdz3186 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live in Alaska... Moose are on average about 7-9 ft tall... They will charge you, your car, your dog sled team, or just about anything that manages to piss em off(which isn't hard). They could ABSOLUTELY carry an average man into battle.

  • @ness6099
    @ness6099 ปีที่แล้ว

    Civ with you goons is hilarious, a mix of coherency and… WPE!!

  • @inferlynx737
    @inferlynx737 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:42 fun fact Russia tried making a moose Calvary due I think WW1? Might be two but they were too flighty around all the tanks and gunners so the plan had to be scrapped
    Learned that from CasualGeographic

  • @HayMax22
    @HayMax22 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite series!

  • @jessechavez5602
    @jessechavez5602 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jonk’s civi’s play…. The “cats” movie 😂

  • @infinity5188
    @infinity5188 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally some funny noice👍

  • @RedWolf-kq6lt
    @RedWolf-kq6lt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the videos

  • @spinningredchair8092
    @spinningredchair8092 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Stop talking to me I need to read" Is the most CIV statement ever

  • @21BearPapa
    @21BearPapa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Since we're talking about the nativity play.
    I have one story.
    I played the wise man 4 times in a row in high school, since I'm taller than most students, and EVERY SINGLE YEAR... Someone falls face first in front of where I am sitting. And 1 year I couldn't help myself and laughed, good thing it was my friend's brother that fell because he was also one of the wise men and he laughed first.

  • @donwanna3906
    @donwanna3906 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Historical accuracy" lol

  • @luka_unleashed307
    @luka_unleashed307 ปีที่แล้ว

    canadian here, if you can tame it, a moose CAN be an absolute terror to your enemies as a battle mount, especially if its freshly regrown its rack of antlers, because then its got bits of bloody flesh hanging off. moose can be up to 12 feet tall i think? they are MASSIVE.

  • @caseyb1346
    @caseyb1346 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay more civ content! :D

  • @ilovekermit350
    @ilovekermit350 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always love the South African accent "Tapa ware containa"😂😂😂

  • @bryanfisher1736
    @bryanfisher1736 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone else notice how "seamless" that transition was to the sponsor? No transition, no warning. Literally, just BAM, hold my beer.

  • @SelfZin
    @SelfZin ปีที่แล้ว

    In the 1700's Swedish King Carl XI did try to integrate moose as mounts in the army, but the moose were to fearful to be ridden into battle and they also got scared by the sound of gunfire

  • @89RASMUS
    @89RASMUS ปีที่แล้ว

    If I remember correctly, us swedes actually tried to implement the moose into our armies waaay back, to help with transports where the snow and terrain was too bad for horses. Sadly, and pretty predictably, it failed miserably. 😅

  • @greengaming5420
    @greengaming5420 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:46 I saw one take out a semi truck hauling 2 53ft trailers once. Poor bastard

  • @Hi-re8mt
    @Hi-re8mt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:43 *WeLl AcTuAlLy ElLiS* Moose are 10 ft tall at the top of their head and weigh up to 700kg, so they could actually support a human on their backs!

  • @Demonchild-ru9dj
    @Demonchild-ru9dj ปีที่แล้ว

    I was in tech theater in high school and played a raft because I was one of two people who could move it when people where acting on top of it

  • @Bunnycraft-li4os
    @Bunnycraft-li4os ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How did Jake lose Parthenon? He's Egypt, and he's got Marble in his capitol! He has +50% production to ancient and classical wonders!

  • @alexanderkurz1603
    @alexanderkurz1603 ปีที่แล้ว

    @7:17 it says Laacher see... thats where i live :D (at least very close to) that's amazing :D

  • @blitzkriegergaming9104
    @blitzkriegergaming9104 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m surprised jake didn’t say theebees this time lmao

  • @ub-4630
    @ub-4630 ปีที่แล้ว

    [1:44] Scar's PoV from the Lion King but as a musical

  • @Dragonspeak30
    @Dragonspeak30 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quick google search - apparently you CAN ride a moose. Dunno how you'd avoid getting bonked by those antlers if they turned their heads, though.
    edit: Also, they're far too difficult to tame and domesticate.

  • @kimmychan7725
    @kimmychan7725 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a South African their accent is not far off for Tupperware container LOL

  • @dreadnoughtusgaming4674
    @dreadnoughtusgaming4674 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Moose aren't used in battles mostly because they're prey animals that are scared of gunfire, while being harder to feed and more susceptible to diseases than horses, not because they're weak and can't carry people. For the record, the USSR did try to domesticate moose for military use. And besides, those things weigh anywhere from 200-490kg for females and 380-700kg for males. It's hard to imagine something that big being unable to carry 60-odd kilograms.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, horses are also prey animals, and much more prone to panic than mooses who have a good chance of going on the offense instead.
      The difference is, horses have been domesticated and bred for millennia whereas mooses are still feral.

    • @dreadnoughtusgaming4674
      @dreadnoughtusgaming4674 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darthplagueis13 That's also a fair point.

  • @sweeternickel70
    @sweeternickel70 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just noticed the cunning stunt made a reappearance!!!!

  • @garrettdemoss9465
    @garrettdemoss9465 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funniest thing about this video is the joke where he says World of tanks and historical authenticity in the same sentence.

  • @thunder_games_18_81
    @thunder_games_18_81 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Because of these videos I developed a wheeze laugh and I don’t care I love your content I’m now Wheezy T.

  • @Redths
    @Redths ปีที่แล้ว

    Charles XI of Sweden did try in the 17th century to make a Moose-Cavalry. They would've been absolute beasts in terms of strength.
    Though, they are reasonable and wouldn't run into battle. So that idea was scrapped.
    The king found another use for them though, to draw the sleighs for Royal Couriers in the North of Sweden.

  • @littletonoskill7550
    @littletonoskill7550 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fun fact a military tried to ride moose into battle and whilst they could carry people, they were scared shitless by the sound of gunfire and few charges were successful in comparison to a far easier to train horse.

  • @CMepTb4382
    @CMepTb4382 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was a elk I think who the elvish king rode into battle on during the attack on the lonely mountain.

  • @MissHamilton421
    @MissHamilton421 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay WPE uploaded on my Birthday today (im 28). Love you guys. ^.^

  • @box_boy6206
    @box_boy6206 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love it when south africa is mentioned

  • @smalljag
    @smalljag 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:30 “Almost Christmas” means it’s not Christmas!

  • @lihretti
    @lihretti ปีที่แล้ว

    7:50 the swedish did ride moose into battle for a period of time

  • @pengun8683
    @pengun8683 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a minute I didn’t realize the second WoT ad was the end of the video and I thought they made manual mid roll ads

  • @sadnap4966
    @sadnap4966 ปีที่แล้ว

    As A Canadian I Can Confirm, Meese Are Real Strong. Fast Too

  • @circero2703
    @circero2703 ปีที่แล้ว

    How smoth they hid the ad XD.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jonk's astrology logic

  • @foxyaus
    @foxyaus ปีที่แล้ว

    I still wish use would make longer videos that aren't live streams :) I love you guys keep being Ur selfs allways

  • @Savvasthekiller
    @Savvasthekiller ปีที่แล้ว

    Jonk trying to blackmail Cath was funny as hell! Just a friendly suggestion, since you guys like Civilization, you might also want to try either Age of Wonders 3 or Age of Wonders: Planetfall, they are both great turn based stategy games but with a manual combat system like XCOM or Divinity.
    I know this might seem like an advertisement, but just a few days ago a new Age of Wonders 4 was annouced to be released late spring and iam so hyped about it!

  • @audriannaashg5212
    @audriannaashg5212 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can confirm that an Alaskan Moose can carry 2 children on their backs

  • @masterridley8593
    @masterridley8593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TuPpA-WaRe CaN'tAiNa!!!🤣

  • @sailorbishop
    @sailorbishop ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the south african acceents! sounds like a true hollywood joburg try

  • @zkitzor
    @zkitzor ปีที่แล้ว

    There should be link "If u havent seen previous episide, here it is ." in description.

  • @bluesoldier9979
    @bluesoldier9979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Moose’s are untrainable and therefore cannot be ridden

  • @addedcheese
    @addedcheese ปีที่แล้ว

    there is a possibility that in the 17th century Charles XI of Sweden used moose cavalry but it's disputed if this is true. Also there is a weird old law in Finland from around that period saying that no man may form a cavalry unit riding moose, but again the authenticity of the law is disputed.