Ali Siddiq - When You’re Unprepared for a Prison Riot - This Is Not Happening
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- Ali Siddiq recalls a time when he realized he was under prepared for an imminent prison riot.
Original airdate: Jan 28, 2015
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Funniest line..."Was I suposed to run?".....im dying
"I got stabbed from a mexican that didnt even have on boots" lmao. Bro the build up of the story and the joke was superb 👏🏼
MEXICAN? you mean an American of Mexican ancestry and the so-called Mexican Mafia origin is the U.S. (Los Angeles) its an American prison gang, not of are from Mexico, nothing to do with Mexico
Chapelle level, they are sleeping on Ali! "Brown vs Wind" is side splitting funny.
It's a strong person that can turn that experience in to comedy and a clever one that can make it funny
😂🤣 I’ve heard him tell this story before BUT it never gets old
Never 😂😂
Have you seen the animation version😂
@@myself9954WHERE IS THE LINK 😂
This was one of my favourite Ali stories. Good to see it still being shared.
Why was it your favorite?
Ali is so good at storytelling, his pacing is amazing.
As a Mexican with boots I love black people 😂
Chicano isn't mexican pocho
We love y’all too 💪🏿
And we love yall too!!!
@@antoniotinoco7328siéntese señora.
Love our Hispanic brothers!!!
The cartoon that someone put with this made this so fckin funny 😂😂😂😂
Aw man I wanna see that lol
It’s a pure art form for sure…I’ve had a tragically comedic life haha…To be able to tell your story how Ali can…is gifted talent you can’t teach
haha…
As a Mexican and former prisoner, I can confirm 😅
I'm white and did 12 years. I also confirm this story is accurate.
@@BrettonFerguson As Cosa Nostra I confirm you guys do do this. We watched via the security camera, placed bets, sipped on fine wine.
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gbwhat was the bet?
Damn y’all were just stabbing Black dudes? :/
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gb
Cosa nostra, are you Irish?
Wow they really cut a lot out. Ali deserves more than that. Good thing he puts out his own specials.
One of my favorite comedians! Ali Siddiq is wonderful -- thanks for showcasing him on your channel!
This was from 2015.
Thanks for that info, Wendy
u ment T.I
@@neen42 It's older material, but any time a comedian is featured on this channel is an opportunity for them to be introduced to a larger audience. I love Ali Siddiq's comedy and hope his work is introduced to as many people as possible: he deserves all the success he's earned for himself and more!
Maybe the best prison story of all time. 10/10
He is definitely taking about Texas prisons because I was there for almost 9 years.. and everything he is saying gives me flashbacks :)
California the same way
@crch506 yeah but in Cali we don't call up with blacks. The guy mentioned his belly was a Mexican so for the story's sake, it didn't happen in Cali. They do boot up before a riot though, to kick dudes when they're on the floor
What the heck, I'll watch it a second time 🤷🏾♂️
He’s dope!
Wait till you search for it ;)
There’s a longer version on this ..it was edited
Are we just gone gloss over the fact that these racist cowards want to cause harm to random black people? 🤷🏿♂️
Third or fourth time for me.
I laugh at this EVERY time I see this routine!
MessKanGotOnBootz!😂
Crazy thing is he telling a real life story😂
i prefer the non cutted version. every word ali says is part of the whole story and that's why it's funny.
for anyone seeing this video for the first time, search ali siddiq prison riot released 9 years ago! it's the full uncut clip and ali releases his own sets for FREE on youtube and they are incredible!
As a Mexican who works construction, I haven’t bought boots since
It's a sad situation to have to fight someone you don't know That could have been your friend on the outside. "Can't we all just get along" rodney king Jr
The moral of the story. Always be prepared for the unexpected
That, and don't end up in prison.
I mean black and Mexican can’t share a cell but yea
@@Blazefade909 You are right but maybe in PC they can lol? He had to add a little sauce to the story to explain how friends on the streets can end up forced to fight each other in prison politics..
The disappointment when the Mexican slasher had rl boots lol😂😂
Handball is a Mexican past time in every prison Penitentiary joints. Handball and soccer mainly. 😅🤣😂 but very true it was a sign of something major going down when all Mexican wear their boots.
It’s cut differently from the original upload. I wonder why it was reuploaded.
Probably my 5th time watching this and its still funny every time 😂😂
I watched half of this the other day and came back just now to finish the video.
This guy' is awesome supper funny... The timing on the words and story and his expression really great !
I’ve applied this to real life & it was HILARIOUS 🤣
3rd time uploading this bit, coincidentally right before he dropped his new special. Sucks to see Comedy Central down this bad. Mad respect for Ali tho, one of the best in the game and is moving independent.
Marketing counts bro..
One of the greatest stand up specials
I’ve watched this at least 12 times. I laugh hysterically each time 😂😂😂
At what part do you laugh hysterically at? Not being mean, just truly trying to grasp what's funny about this guy.
Funny as hell. 😂
I'm so happy I waited to waited to watch this 😂
Top 3 Saddiq story for sure! One of my faves!
This is one of my fav stories!🤣😂🤣
And to think this is how I was introduced to to Ali Siddiq but it was in animated!
I've seen this about 10 times! 😂😂😂
1:Patrice O'neal prison story
2:Ali Siddiq- Messkins got on Boots story
3Jay Larson - Sounds like Bruce story
Honorable Mention:
Brent Chrysler- Machine story 😂😂
Right right... so much jargon. "Time to lace them up." 😂
I was laughing so much my wife started tripping!! Talking about “only I should make you laugh like that” 🙄
sheesh that's toxic, good luck bro lol
Who you married to? Raspusha?
Red flag brotha 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Tell her she ain't Ali 🤣
I’ve been there bro and you spittin facts
One of the absolute best stories ever
great story!
I kind of jiggle two times, but I got super entreteined and informed
I love Ali!! He keeps me laughing!!
I’m laughing based off the picture ik this finna be funny 😂😂😂
One of the most iconic stand ups right here 😭
Welcome back to my feed, Mr. Sadiq. I think we're on watch four now.
Exceptional story telling comedian
that was perfect! LOVE HIM!!! rofl
esta historia la vi animada y el algoritmo de youtube me lo puso jajaja esta increible ajajaj
I laughed so hard at this story!
you're the only ex-con comedian who has stories I believe.
Because there true his manager confirmed his stories
Best Storyteller Comedian
Telling my guys that's the new Warning for if something about pop off in the club.💯👀👀👀 Mexicans got on boots."🤣🤣🤣🤣
This reminds me of my first months at a new job
They did Ali wrong. He should have rights to his own material.
Lol just don't call him " Derrick Gaines"😂 We both went to Paul Revere Middle School. Note: I hadn't seen Derrick,I mean Ali in some years.I ran in to him some years later,(before) his stardom and walked up to him and said " What's up Derrick!" He said.." Don't call me Derrick no more,my name is Ali" I said "alright bro,Stay up Derrick!" Then I walked off!😂
Dope AF 😂💯
How does this not have more views??
I worked for tdcj and I totally know what he is talking about about I love Ali he is hilarious
I'm Mexican and I got on boots.
Everyday 😂 son
The Jamaicans got on sandals ..run for your life bredrin. Lol
Greatest this is not happening story
So true I’ve heard it about 3,000 times
I guess I’ll watch it for the 21st time
I like it with the cartoon skit.
The animated version is hella funnier😂
I remember this a while back..in the animated version 🖖.....brown and black jokes are the ways to keep us together.💜💛💜💛💜🤗...
@@anthonytony7301 all love man
Did they take that channel down? I coulda sworn I was subscribed to it but I just realized I ain’t seen new from it in a good while.
@@homedeezyfasheezy5662 I’m not too sure I remember seeing it on shorts.
Ali sounds like dave Chappelle, kat williams, kevin hart all rolled into one
Reminds me of visiting family😅
They had a cartoon to this lol
Gotta stay suited and booted😂
I swear everytime I see a Mexican with boots on I laugh 😂😂😂
That was great !
I stay coming back to this
there's an animated version of this on youtube. its hilarious.
Never been to prison and I don't intend to 😂
I remember seeing this in an animated video.
Dame I'm weak 😂
😂😂😂too funny❤❤❤
He a great story teller...i be so invested😂😂😂😂
It was good brother 👍
How the hell do they even get these steel toe boots inside of the jail? I know you cant possibly stick something like that up your behind so how does anyone smuggle something like that in there in such high quantity? Thats some real engineering and planning right there, better yet, that is some true Aztec survival ingenuity right there, im sure even Cortez would be terrified if he found out about this today! lol
Some places have industry jobs with government contracts,forklifts and others heavy material and equipment in the institution.
The boots were state issued at the time. At least in CA they were.
It’s in our blood to survive and stay sharp
Ngl i never noticed he was sitting the first time I saw this. 😅
Here a third time and it’s funny as the first time I watched it
I accidently clicked on a ad after this video and it led me to some boots for sale
What kind of knife do you want? I don't know...I'm guessing a very sharp and big one!🤭
He has great books
This cut out version, while still good, feels wrong. why they chopping it?
Got to host a weekend with him at toldedo funny bone great comic
Psst..."Mexican got on boots"!... (pass it on) 🤫ssshhh!
Rock a show with him. Heard this live still hilarious😂😂😂
I'm Mexican but I have chanclas 😜
I like this story 😂😂😂
Lolz amazing and so true
Awesome video
It’s golden comedy but mean it’s messed up that everyone hate each other like that.
Michigan they had two types of two types of State boots. Non steel toe & steel toe on the soles the name was called BILTRITE
He ain’t lying .. you see them boots on and everyone wearing jackets 🧥 ya somebody about to get cut like 🍣
The editing here is amazing