Chris Redd - Fighting in Chicago - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: th-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

  • @rockoytheman9453
    @rockoytheman9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    The way he formulates his stories and connects drama and violence with humor is just hilarious, don't know if that made any sense but shit was funny as hell

    • @PhatSonia
      @PhatSonia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Made perfect sense!!!

    • @ghost_strucid6579
      @ghost_strucid6579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No u

    • @ghost_strucid6579
      @ghost_strucid6579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MB Uno reverse

    • @natking1u1z99
      @natking1u1z99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea he's good

    • @ghost_strucid6579
      @ghost_strucid6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @MB Lol why am I just seeing this comment 2 months later?? 😂😂🤦Anyway, well played...well played.

  • @JesusGutierrez-ty3yk
    @JesusGutierrez-ty3yk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4820

    "LET ME GO".
    "MAKE ME".
    "YOU KNOW I CAN'T".
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ixiebelle4673
      @ixiebelle4673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jesus Gutierrez one of my favorite parts 😂

    • @naechilds8593
      @naechilds8593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jesus Gutierrez IF YOU LOVE ME LIKE THAT...THEN HOLD ON!!! I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR...ABOUT LETTING GO. MS. PIE

    • @papaboo._.
      @papaboo._. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @MountainDuke-music
      @MountainDuke-music 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MOUNTAINDUKE COMMON country pockets Official Music Video much love th-cam.com/video/g7xeiIs1Yks/w-d-xo.html God bless you

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1964

    "go to school, BE SOMEBODY!"
    I love that.

    • @metaphysicalentity8494
      @metaphysicalentity8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      StutteringCrisTop10 you can be somebody without school. Education is not limited to school.

    • @jamesflick668
      @jamesflick668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@metaphysicalentity8494 crakr you clearly dropped out

    • @warriorjan4730
      @warriorjan4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      420 likes nice

    • @dewaynefelton6861
      @dewaynefelton6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True indeed.

    • @sesamezuzu
      @sesamezuzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This reminds me of the show On My Block.

  • @Bigmummy13
    @Bigmummy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    You realize your cousin did you a solid. He showed you the truth about being a gangster. He helped you stay on task and become successful. A lot of gang members would have taken advantage of your love of the streets. Props to your fam!

    • @MediocreTCG
      @MediocreTCG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Fr. Everybody teaches lessons in their own way.

    • @codypk5111
      @codypk5111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      And simultaneously entertained the neighborhood, and helped his cousin make new friends and avoid an engagement, by basically taking one for the team

    • @traumadontsleep1523
      @traumadontsleep1523 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🗣

    • @exxtrasick
      @exxtrasick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yea 😊 It was really heart warming in a way. I was lookin for some comments that pointed this out haha.

    • @ZeroFucksLeft
      @ZeroFucksLeft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Obviously he realizes that. Why are you trying to give a grown man (who will never read this) any kind of talk? Think about it, my light skinned friend.

  • @lee-cl8td
    @lee-cl8td 5 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    “keep your voice down"
    “FROM WHO NIQQA EVERYBODY SAW"
    Lmao

  • @terricharles1625
    @terricharles1625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2587

    "Bringing communities together what y'all doing "?
    Enjoyed this immensly

    • @terrenceransom912
      @terrenceransom912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Terri Charles, I Totally Agree With You Whole Heartedly!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN😀😘👌🏾👍🏾👊🏾✊🏾☝️🏾💪🏾👏🏾✌️🏾💯📚

    • @dontcopymystyle4469
      @dontcopymystyle4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💯

    • @antoniom9470
      @antoniom9470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Terri Charles you pretty and darkskin wassup

    • @nCano
      @nCano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me two Terri

    • @fazechoppa1399
      @fazechoppa1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Terrence Ransom the hell

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3858

    The way he pretended getting punched from all angles.. Haha!

    • @ericraygoza5805
      @ericraygoza5805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Top 10 Archive and from God 😂

    • @permafrost0979
      @permafrost0979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Top 10 Archive ...and getting off the bike lol

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! Love you brain

    • @freshh4895
      @freshh4895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perma Frost Who da bitch!?!
      😂😂

    • @MountainDuke-music
      @MountainDuke-music 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      MOUNTAINDUKE COMMON country pockets Official Music Video much love th-cam.com/video/g7xeiIs1Yks/w-d-xo.html God bless you

  • @twodirections7913
    @twodirections7913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    *I HAVE TWO PARENTS I WAS RAISED RIGHT* LMAAAAOOOOO I'M IN TEARS

    • @papaboo._.
      @papaboo._. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂deadass fact

    • @nocakepeople6506
      @nocakepeople6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I got 4 bitch

    • @MurderMeMax
      @MurderMeMax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pair-rents

    • @nazzyhassan1496
      @nazzyhassan1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how can this be ur favorite joke

    • @ytbeats8366
      @ytbeats8366 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nazzyhassan1496 not a single momma

  • @violetgardner7712
    @violetgardner7712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    Did anyone notice that he put the kick stand down when he got off the bike?😂😭😂😭

    • @aeonquiz3251
      @aeonquiz3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      My favorite part. 😭

    • @MacThee
      @MacThee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Attention to detail

    • @davidb2221
      @davidb2221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We use to flip ours upside down when we would run into a store because if they wanted to take your bike it would take someone longer flip it back up then if it was on the floor.

    • @sandersfamily8974
      @sandersfamily8974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      David B thanks for the tip. Noted.

    • @HagovFallout
      @HagovFallout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah, also he extended the pointer when he was explaining the outcome

  • @nicholaswhite4301
    @nicholaswhite4301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "This a romantic place to get your ass whooped!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @error404blah
    @error404blah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3735

    "Y'all supposed to wait like Bruce Lee" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Insanemembrane93
      @Insanemembrane93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sucksqueezebangblow he almost looks like a young Weasley snips

    • @error404blah
      @error404blah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      insanemembrane do you mean Wesley Snipes?

    • @misteryuk5636
      @misteryuk5636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your apostrophe is in the wrong place

    • @error404blah
      @error404blah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mister yuk sorry, I don't often speak American.

    • @thisgustin
      @thisgustin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This guy should be on SNL.

  • @caleblocke8122
    @caleblocke8122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3231

    I can confirm. Whenever loud “cursings” happen the hood gets quiet for about 23 seconds.

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Caleb Locke See? Black dudes are natural basketball players! shot clock included WITHIN their very soul!

    • @thatblindmike
      @thatblindmike 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well that’s not at all racist

    • @dylan8550
      @dylan8550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Mike THK its not racist. Racist is hatred to other races. This is just racial and its funny.

    • @halloween482
      @halloween482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL, soo true.

    • @ricaivory6571
      @ricaivory6571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Also from the hood, and I kno for sure the hood come out when shit bout to go down 😂😂😂😂😂 I kno I be peeping when somebody get loud like "they bout to fight, let's go see" lol

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4212

    "He's not a killer, he's a crier" 😂

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This guy is goofy as fuck. Being a white girl with long blonde hair, tan, pretty ..always ran track and played sports with all the black girls in high school I was a target for some mean girl jealousy. It took one time for me to get sucker punched by the nastiest black girl they called "Tyson" for me to learn how to fight. White girls didn't get in fights and they avoided black girls like the plague bc if you intermingle you better know how to fight.

    • @kiwikudos555
      @kiwikudos555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@HH-gv8mx Uhh, how old are you? Or wtf kinda neighborhood did you grow up in as a white girl? Because it sounds like you're writing a book. Like "Save the Last Dance" or something. I'm half black/white, have lived in multiple cities in California and Ohio, and haven't ever had an altercation like that. Except one Hispanic girl who threatened to fight me, but changed her mind seeing as how I wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. In conclusion, I really don't know if what you're saying is an insult or something else.

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      H H, why did you assume they were fighting you because they were jealous of you for being white and having long hair. This may surprise you but black women know they are pretty and don't use blond hair or being white as their standard. Did you ever notice in your school that black girls fought each other? Please get it out of your mind that that is why they were fighting you. It's insulting and you're basically saying you felt superior and prettier because you were white.

    • @D0t0ne
      @D0t0ne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lady you're in the wrong section, Fantasy section is right down the isle.

    • @salmaabdullahgb
      @salmaabdullahgb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kiwikudos555 loool literally

  • @wiets90
    @wiets90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    That lady behind him is having the time of her life :')
    Can't blame her tho, Chris is hilarious.

    • @quitpocketwatchingme
      @quitpocketwatchingme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She look 👀 aight too she can get it

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@quitpocketwatchingme Only a real one can concur. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @reneehoward8936
      @reneehoward8936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She trying to be seen🤣🤣🤣

    • @hankmoody7513
      @hankmoody7513 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this whole bit was weak.taylord af for white people.

    • @tuptubered8249
      @tuptubered8249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reneehoward8936 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mahadwawenka1893
    @mahadwawenka1893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The girl at the front seat at his back with the blonde hair is the best audience .she is laughing so much😂

  • @jmannii
    @jmannii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2306

    I love his middle class, educated upbringing. His awkward relationship with his gangsta friends was the best part of this. "I wish they hadn't dropped out of 8th grade." LOL!

    • @str8St0ner
      @str8St0ner 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      priceless!

    • @benwalker9569
      @benwalker9569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Stfu

    • @enx2083
      @enx2083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      That _is_ condescending

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You sound mad ignorant and condescending.

    • @davida6797
      @davida6797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Middle class? Lmao, let me calm down

  • @Savage-ih5il
    @Savage-ih5il 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6842

    Big girl behind him ready to risk it all

    • @zionakinjide650
      @zionakinjide650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      hahaha...yeah

    • @akiba1972
      @akiba1972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      Yo I peeped that she was like his biggest fan😂😂

    • @scarredbutrelentless3002
      @scarredbutrelentless3002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      akiba1972 yooo where’d you peep that?

    • @organicjam8077
      @organicjam8077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@scarredbutrelentless3002 lol it's the blonde right behind him sitting down

    • @scarredbutrelentless3002
      @scarredbutrelentless3002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      eastcoast dolphin i know man!! I’m looking for her @ though 😂

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    " *_W H O D A B I T C H??_* "

    • @conversingwithconita
      @conversingwithconita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacksithlord1301
      @jacksithlord1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Meanwhile in heaven
      Tupac: * senses someone’s been called a bitch*
      WHO DA BITCH

  • @evelynsahoe8896
    @evelynsahoe8896 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "We all remember the things that depress us the most" ☠☠☠ you literally can't forget the times you've been completely humbled or embarrassed as much as we all want too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @blackboxsda7853
      @blackboxsda7853 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Decades passed, and it still follows :)

  • @jbizz80
    @jbizz80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    His storytelling and delivery is very Pryor-esque. This kid is good.

  • @JumboMutumbo
    @JumboMutumbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    I can relate. I done whipped plenty mirror ass.

    • @85thHouseVibrations
      @85thHouseVibrations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @seagulhead12
      @seagulhead12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Hahaha!!! That shadow boxing shit works out waaaaaaay better than the real thing!

    • @creatvambition1090
      @creatvambition1090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣😂

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Same. I lost a couple times

    • @reallyreynn
      @reallyreynn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      one time i lost cause i pinched a nerve when i threw a left hook my head was burnin and everything it was a wrap lmao

  • @viciouslycalm
    @viciouslycalm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    This dude got me laughing like a mad man in public! I've never had a better time looking crazy in front of everybody @ a Costco... I gotta redeem myself, lol

  • @ericrobinson7184
    @ericrobinson7184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Masterpiece...I hollered and screamed the whole way. He found a beautiful way to talk about the differences of the black community, in the context of it's heiarchy, and why, who we were is not who we are.

  • @maddiegibbons4059
    @maddiegibbons4059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Don't y'all hate when your gurl Morale ain't putting out?

  • @splashbroscorporation
    @splashbroscorporation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I just took a drink of coffee right as he said "not again" and laughed so hard it came pouring out of my nose and I almost drowned.

    • @harrysapienn7911
      @harrysapienn7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      watching a comedian while drinking something is like playing Russian Roulette...

  • @xwhels
    @xwhels 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    14:51 the chick behind him is having the time of her life

    • @fredrikmudas
      @fredrikmudas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or maybe the boost too much

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't blame her after seeing disjointed lmao he's so funny in that.. That's all i can think of is dank n dabby

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She got her money's worth

    • @lotuskoko
      @lotuskoko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Glad someone was! Wth was up with the couple on the left side? I think the guy smiled (not laughed) like twice.

    • @DeathShouldTakeMeNow
      @DeathShouldTakeMeNow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She was in the Ali Siddiq video too, laughing her ass off there too.

  • @pr0gengoo96
    @pr0gengoo96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    ...One of the punches felt like it came from God!
    *YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HEREEEEE!!!!*

  • @lawrenceelgrin2205
    @lawrenceelgrin2205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    That was one of the funniest things I have watched. Comedians have to respect that performance. The timing, his lines. wow.

  • @mikee702
    @mikee702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I like how he says "redeem" casually before it comes up as a punchline...He knows what he's doing.

  • @fonkemoller
    @fonkemoller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “This is a romantic place to get your ass whooped” had me crying 😂

  • @NKontrolikeJanet
    @NKontrolikeJanet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    I had no business watching this at work!!! I let out the most horrible laughs ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KingKhanAbz
    @KingKhanAbz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Daaaaamn. I would not have realised how funny Chris is with how SNL use him! 🤦🏽‍♂️ Well, at least they made his face recognisable to me for me to enjoy his solo work 😊

    • @mikagami69
      @mikagami69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      For real, this shit is way better than SNL.

    • @tyanez
      @tyanez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was my thought too, this cat WAY funnier than he is on SNL. Shame.

    • @ronniesnakehissiii9413
      @ronniesnakehissiii9413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He actually shines on SNL whenever he's in a skit. The mateial may be "ehhh" but he does a lot with it.

    • @AdamLacy228
      @AdamLacy228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ronniesnakehissiii9413 I concur.

    • @shaniboo2672
      @shaniboo2672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disjointed Netflix

  • @chibaby0306
    @chibaby0306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2000

    He is a natural, so funny 😂😂😂

    • @tyrone784
      @tyrone784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lovelychi Chris we know it's you commenting

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tyrone784 hahaa

    • @NgataNare
      @NgataNare 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so true!

  • @paulntulumbwa5264
    @paulntulumbwa5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I remember like it was yesterday, cause we all remember the things that depress us the most"

  • @wampaton2847
    @wampaton2847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “I saw his spit fly and I was like I KNOW WHAT THATS LIKE.” I died

  • @chibaby0306
    @chibaby0306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2782

    Yo, comedy can unite the community for real!

    • @killhazardx
      @killhazardx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lovelychi :)

    • @CrookCountySoftwear
      @CrookCountySoftwear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unity!

    • @zerocool4835
      @zerocool4835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What community of the world wide community are you meaning

    • @bltn7469
      @bltn7469 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BRant D Does the word community really need to be elaborated on

    • @zerocool4835
      @zerocool4835 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easymorte uhhhh yes that, was kinda, the whole meaning of the question

  • @watwell
    @watwell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    Hit me so hard in the throat I had a limp...LOL

  • @HereToComment24
    @HereToComment24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    The girl behind him. That's how I enjoyed the show. The other audience members were too uptight.

    • @arlenepayne309
      @arlenepayne309 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knowww exactly!

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right! He would've killed with a better audience

    • @elizablue8134
      @elizablue8134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Wtf why are you so angry? Who hurt you?

    • @_elijahpeepz4268
      @_elijahpeepz4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Sadly you have to hate on other's because of your insecurities

    • @phant0m0th_
      @phant0m0th_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same 😂😂 his set was on point idk if they got the jokes or didn’t like them 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @pbjanonymous
    @pbjanonymous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I don't care how many times I watch this I still end up laughing so hard I cry

    • @pbjanonymous
      @pbjanonymous 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... it's crazy, because here I am again.. after specifically looking up this video.

  • @mariaclaira8103
    @mariaclaira8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Can we talk about how glowy his skin is? Like skin care routine please

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's called "lighting."

  • @yaboyfishchicken3293
    @yaboyfishchicken3293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Honestly my first fight I did the same shit, got up like "Oh I know how this gonna play out" got punched and then went "alright my turn".....it wasn't my turn I got punched again twice and lost. Really didn't help that they not only took me home but walked me to my front door like I need an escort

    • @Swish13x20
      @Swish13x20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ricardo Deschain we've all seen better days my guy lol

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ricardo Deschain my first and only fight was like "oh, you want trouble?"
      got punched 4 times by a super skinny dude.
      thought "that didn't hurt too much...but the fact that he just punches people like that tells me i have no business answering that. also he is the skinny of 3 dudes, the other two look like they WANT me to punch back so it's an instant brawl"
      ...bottom line: i bought him a beer, he gave me a shitty nickname that only he uses...whatever...at least i can say "i was punched right in the face 4 times by an experienced fighter and didn't even wobble or bleed or anything...!"
      you need to find a silver lining...

    • @xXLiLJokerXx
      @xXLiLJokerXx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YeeSoest if that Nickname wasn't stone faced or something badass i feel sorry for you

    • @gioperales2880
      @gioperales2880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ricardo Deschain;

    • @therealflamelit
      @therealflamelit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      got my ass beat for a week straight by the same bully.I ordered 25 pizzas in his parents name and sent them to his house..his dad was pissed lol..he found out it was me later on and we laughed about it(i had a rep for knowing how to fight by then so that also didnt hurt lol)

  • @tupd
    @tupd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Everyone needs a supporter like that cute bbw shorty front row.

    • @macrondo5852
      @macrondo5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      def slammed

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so they know who to get a restraining order against

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bbw hahaha what ebony mean then 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ScoobyShotU
      @ScoobyShotU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuck no that fatass lol if that's what you want just hang out in america lol

    • @laykantheealien5722
      @laykantheealien5722 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imid3440 hahahaa

  • @joshuawilliams7249
    @joshuawilliams7249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Dude that was one of the best stories I've heard in a while

  • @ShareefusMaximus
    @ShareefusMaximus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Props to the lady in the front row, who was damn sure going to have a good time regardless.

  • @kryssstarr5981
    @kryssstarr5981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "I seen his spit fly, oh im like i know what's thats like"😭😭

  • @frederikduplessis4126
    @frederikduplessis4126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "I have two Parents, I was raised right.." 😂

  • @smurf7665
    @smurf7665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    First time I was punched it was a hay maker
    He projected it so much it was predicted in the Mayan calendar
    As I see it coming, I'm thinking
    *How cool would it be if I just dodged at the last second?*
    Yeah that didn't happen. Turns out fists are pretty fast.

    • @wolfboy20
      @wolfboy20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Predicted in the Mayan Calendar lmfaoooo

    • @nancybeveridgetaylor3256
      @nancybeveridgetaylor3256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I am a retired nurse, I have been punched in the face, kicked, scratched, woo boy. Working in ED, CCU, and maximum security forensic psychiatric facilities, y'all get hit. I know getting hit. But, ultimately, I got the needle and the 5 point restraints.

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was so fckn funny

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 thats one way to win a fight.

  • @howardwayne8288
    @howardwayne8288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The lady with the Over-The-Top facial expressions in the front row keeps taking my attention.... Lol

  • @achukid
    @achukid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the idea of conflict being resolved by finding a mutual comedic object had me in tears.

  • @jordanhyatte5064
    @jordanhyatte5064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "Fighting in Chicago" followed by a "This Is Not Happening" is hilarious

  • @lilplum37
    @lilplum37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    give this man a netflix special

    • @erineicher7342
      @erineicher7342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LIL PLUM he was on Netflix!! On a tv show about weed😂

    • @sanityisrelative
      @sanityisrelative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@erineicher7342 yeah, that's not a Netflix special my dude.

    • @vonnumbafive2745
      @vonnumbafive2745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sanityisrelative 😂😂😂😂

    • @themichaeljoel
      @themichaeljoel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Erin Eicher yess Disjointed is the shit

    • @MilkMan7300
      @MilkMan7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr I laughed so hard I cried

  • @sheateeley1
    @sheateeley1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    "You are not a coupon" hahahahaha

  • @freaker126
    @freaker126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    i want to hear his cousin side of the story. :p

  • @exzaverwalker9632
    @exzaverwalker9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Hey y'all this isn't good for morale" lmfao.

  • @zacharyramo1351
    @zacharyramo1351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4485

    Mexicans got on boots

    • @gorrillawarfair
      @gorrillawarfair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Zachary Ramo not the same dude and they dont even look the same dumbass

    • @raramcgee4982
      @raramcgee4982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Zachary Ramo Lmao

    • @zacharyramo1351
      @zacharyramo1351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      gorillawarfair I know that it's just funny

    • @QuestionYourWorld
      @QuestionYourWorld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      My friends and i laughed so hard at that joke, we use it as a code phrase

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Zachary Ramo it's eternal, it's universal, it's always the right comment when a black guy is on This is not happening!

  • @mercytoday
    @mercytoday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    ‘I was raised right, I had two parents’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bigsawdust4726
      @bigsawdust4726 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is this funny

    • @hashiramacells9845
      @hashiramacells9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigsawdust4726 because most criminals come from 1 parent households

    • @hashiramacells9845
      @hashiramacells9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mynigga Boosie it can be just as bad with a negative male role model

    • @christineferreira2181
      @christineferreira2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was raised by a single dad. He was my rock.

  • @AK907guy
    @AK907guy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Such a great story and storyteller! Great job Chris I hope to see more of your standup!

    • @MDMAx
      @MDMAx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you asking him to get beat up in an another gangfight? :D Not good for morale.

  • @SootherousNoise
    @SootherousNoise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Have you ever been eating in the Cafeteria at school. Then all of a sudden it gets real quiet and you can feel the tension in the air. Knowing a fight I about to happen. I swear Everybody be trying to Guess Who and What table "The Bitch" is gonna be at.😂

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "This is a romantic place to get yo ass whooped..."🤣🤣🤣 this dude is hilarious, glad he's from Chicago. I can tell that he has both book and street smarts by the way he formulates his jokes. It looks as if he has a bright future in stand up.👍👍👍

  • @saritasi7819
    @saritasi7819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That was Seriously FUNNNYYYY. his delivery is perfect. I just love him.

  • @FRENNI13
    @FRENNI13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    That was such a good set “dawg you thicc can you stop twerking on mel

  • @angelgoddessvibes5364
    @angelgoddessvibes5364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Yo...Chicago has the funniest comedians.

    • @terrenceransom912
      @terrenceransom912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LoveliAngelVibes, I Totally Agree With You Whole Heartedly!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN😀😘👌🏾👍🏾👊🏾✊🏾☝️🏾💪🏾👏🏾✌️🏾💯📚

    • @marioparker7328
      @marioparker7328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Real shit

    • @saintoinette2063
      @saintoinette2063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      niggas see female comment on youtube videos and reply with 12 emojis can’t make this up

    • @Lordpraisethe
      @Lordpraisethe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was DYING

    • @fazechoppa1399
      @fazechoppa1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terrence Ransom simp

  • @melissarothacker7944
    @melissarothacker7944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "That ain't a gangsta way to travel!!!" Omg I'm dead 😂

  • @rudolfsr100
    @rudolfsr100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Haven't seen stand up this funny in a while. This was properly good. Good job man!

  • @lesliemartin2901
    @lesliemartin2901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Punching someone in the throat! I was DYING LAUGHING because that's such a Chicago thing! I SWEAR Bernie Mac said the SAME THING about disciplining a child on either one of his stand up specials or The Kings of Comedy: hit 'em in the throat! LMAO

    • @grossliz1995
      @grossliz1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leslie Martin They hit you so hard your teeth clack together. 😂😂😂

  • @spirosmousouris3908
    @spirosmousouris3908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    He is *hilarious* , well narrated, amazing rhythm, expressive but, hey, look at the white girl right behind him, short blond/red hair, pink? shirt...Man, she is having the time of her life!!! The whole video, she is laughing so hard at every line, she really enjoys it, I really like her genuine, original laughter.

  • @RuneWoodApothocary
    @RuneWoodApothocary 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I have never laughed so hard in the middle of class I fell out my chair and was crying " Yall supposed to wait like bruce lee" deaddd

  • @MaRyaYTOfficial
    @MaRyaYTOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Can you guys stop naming two famous comedians to say he's like them. Lets just appreciate him

    • @LemmyKBrinkwood
      @LemmyKBrinkwood 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He reminds me of the African-German comedian Christoph Roth, who would tell jokes about his upbringing in Gelsenkirchen, and star in the hit TV show "RTL Samstag Nacht". his timing is also quite similar to цхристопхер црвена from serbia.

  • @mirzamay
    @mirzamay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    What happens when a nerd gets gangsta charisma 😂

    • @ryanhoward9757
      @ryanhoward9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mirzamay
      Lol or a regular dude that’s gifted in comedy.

    • @SamSamEym
      @SamSamEym 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ryanhoward9757 you can tell he's a nerd though

    • @ryanhoward9757
      @ryanhoward9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel you.

  • @crlrckmn5659
    @crlrckmn5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “That ain’t hurt” but it did . Yea I felt that

  • @TheScoobysnack08
    @TheScoobysnack08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “I’m bringing communities together”🤣🤣

  • @ChicaGorilla312
    @ChicaGorilla312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Because of Quarantine and Coronavirus I'm not getting any from Morale either 😂😂😂😂

  • @billloman3151
    @billloman3151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    An actual pimp taught me how to pimp limp. The hardest I have ever seen a group of people laugh is when I pimp walked in front of him and his friends. They were rolling on the ground absolutely paralytic with laughter. It was great.

  • @emilymorrison3186
    @emilymorrison3186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This is the first time in a long time I've actually laughed so hard I cried! 😂
    ...I just thought you should know that.

  • @ellalivingston3947
    @ellalivingston3947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    That white ginger girl in the back is dying of laughter 😂

    • @RearAdmiralTootToot
      @RearAdmiralTootToot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because she fully understands, she came up in the hood too

    • @edub863
      @edub863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RearAdmiralTootToot I understood and I didn't come up from the hood it's called he's hilarious ain't nothing to do where you came from

    • @kirikayumura6015
      @kirikayumura6015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ginger? I didn't see that. Now I've gotta watch this yet again.. ah well, there are worse things I could be doing :)

    • @kirikayumura6015
      @kirikayumura6015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohh.. I thought you were talking about someone in the back row in the back.. not front row center in the back. I thought she was blonde, but you're right; unless it is the lighting, she's got red hair.

  • @arnoldsilva1111
    @arnoldsilva1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Best one I’ve ever seen hands down. This story is a high 9 if not a 10.

  • @trash-heap3989
    @trash-heap3989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way the story ended, with him bringing these two gangs together for a meal with his sheer unintentional comedy, is truly, Gangsta!

  • @mytuberecap5346
    @mytuberecap5346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Blond Girl in the background: "mmmhh, he ain't no coupon alright"😂

  • @Ghostface2point0
    @Ghostface2point0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This shit was hilarious from start to finish

  • @mrflores6093
    @mrflores6093 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Miyamoto Musashi, the legendary samurai, said to always fight with the sun to your back.

    • @antoniowalker9601
      @antoniowalker9601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @-Epiphany
      @-Epiphany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayduby5330 😂😂😂😂😂...true...I'ma be late for my own funeral

  • @acunacorporations
    @acunacorporations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "You are NOT a coupon"
    😂

  • @kadreabrazil
    @kadreabrazil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he’s so funny! I would’ve never guessed how original and hilarious he is looking at his snl work

  • @staceybaez1363
    @staceybaez1363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Morale ain’t giving him no pissy AHHHH 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamalsangster
    @jamalsangster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Oh snap!! It's Dank! I didn't know he was a comedian!

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here, hes actually awesome lmao I hope to see him come up

    • @iamkingQ
      @iamkingQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jamal Sangster I ain’t know that either

  • @Angel-yl1ck
    @Angel-yl1ck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Great funny storyteller. When real life makes you laugh. There's always another perspective.

  • @yodi7778
    @yodi7778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    brooo i swear i experienced astral projection from laughing so hard

  • @DadsOnBass
    @DadsOnBass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris Redd is such an amazing storyteller. I'm glad he's alive after all this. Such a funny dude.

  • @nativedude2391
    @nativedude2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I've watched this one multiple times and it still makes me laugh

    • @9thatoneoverthere
      @9thatoneoverthere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same...maybe 20th by now.

    • @nativedude2391
      @nativedude2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@9thatoneoverthere I'm probably somewhere around 8. There's another one called "meth pee" that was pretty hilarious too. You probably seen that one too.

  • @oldsalty3707
    @oldsalty3707 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Fists move fast!" Can confirm they do infact move fast.

  • @christianpervert525
    @christianpervert525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    that was one of the funniest ones ive seen so far....where has this dude been all my life?

  • @u-alrdyknoc.v.o8539
    @u-alrdyknoc.v.o8539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Been watching this dude for a min then catch him on snl as a cast member.... Thinking damn jo oh dude doing his thang .. Respect .. Now hearing he from the GO ... Nuthin but luv ...

  • @tylermagoon4366
    @tylermagoon4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This probably saved Chris’s life honestly

  • @dtvidzofficial
    @dtvidzofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    I hate these intros, just let the comedians start.

    • @vabchpacboy
      @vabchpacboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I love 'em, so go fuck yourself. Oh btw you also have the ability to fast forward wit' cho lil' ass finger so stop bitching.

    • @INTELECT1984
      @INTELECT1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      just skip it like a normal person

    • @dtvidzofficial
      @dtvidzofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      vabchpacboy Who hurt you pacyboy?

    • @dtvidzofficial
      @dtvidzofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Intellecter 818 Ohh damn I didn’t think of that thanks buddy!

    • @INTELECT1984
      @INTELECT1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@dtvidzofficial i hate some of them too i know what you mean you just wanna see the set on if it's on your phone skipping is a hassle but these are first world problems lol

  • @october_november_december
    @october_november_december 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is some seriously funny shit. Chris is a really good story teller.

  • @ReisFamilyWebsite
    @ReisFamilyWebsite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is one of the best "This is Not Happening" episodes ever.

  • @gr8ergood147
    @gr8ergood147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    OMG this was so funny....I literally had to control myself from laughing out loud at work. Chris Redd....excellent story!

  • @DreDollaz
    @DreDollaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    12:14 Shout out to Chris Redd for saying that in front of that crowd he a real one.

  • @DannySullivanMusic
    @DannySullivanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is by far the best one of these I've seen so far

  • @anisfadeli8257
    @anisfadeli8257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this is one of the best stand up i've ever seen !!!!!!!!!!