Chris Redd - Fighting in Chicago - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 พ.ค. 2018
- After getting humiliated in a street fight, Chris Redd prepares himself for future brawls by watching Bruce Lee movies.
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Where the black people 😂😂
@@elijahtaylor7891 hopefully spending some moneb
@@elijahtaylor7891 iuijpi
@@elijahtaylor7891 uiuoiuipuiupiu
Uiuoiuppipp
funny: "I remember it like it was yesterday. Because we all remember the thing that depresses us the most."
Facts.
I felt that part. It really hit home. 😀😟😢😁
Thanks I also watched it
Felt😔, I love you still marissa
Destiny Jacobsc. Ic;
Ya
Missr
"LET ME GO".
"MAKE ME".
"YOU KNOW I CAN'T".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jesus Gutierrez one of my favorite parts 😂
Jesus Gutierrez IF YOU LOVE ME LIKE THAT...THEN HOLD ON!!! I WAS DOING YOU A FAVOR...ABOUT LETTING GO. MS. PIE
😂😂
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“keep your voice down"
“FROM WHO NIQQA EVERYBODY SAW"
Lmao
Did anyone notice that he put the kick stand down when he got off the bike?😂😭😂😭
My favorite part. 😭
Attention to detail
We use to flip ours upside down when we would run into a store because if they wanted to take your bike it would take someone longer flip it back up then if it was on the floor.
David B thanks for the tip. Noted.
yeah, also he extended the pointer when he was explaining the outcome
"go to school, BE SOMEBODY!"
I love that.
StutteringCrisTop10 you can be somebody without school. Education is not limited to school.
@@metaphysicalentity8494 crakr you clearly dropped out
420 likes nice
True indeed.
This reminds me of the show On My Block.
" *_W H O D A B I T C H??_* "
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile in heaven
Tupac: * senses someone’s been called a bitch*
WHO DA BITCH
"This a romantic place to get your ass whooped!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You realize your cousin did you a solid. He showed you the truth about being a gangster. He helped you stay on task and become successful. A lot of gang members would have taken advantage of your love of the streets. Props to your fam!
Fr. Everybody teaches lessons in their own way.
And simultaneously entertained the neighborhood, and helped his cousin make new friends and avoid an engagement, by basically taking one for the team
Definitely stand up.
🗣
Yea 😊 It was really heart warming in a way. I was lookin for some comments that pointed this out haha.
*I HAVE TWO PARENTS I WAS RAISED RIGHT* LMAAAAOOOOO I'M IN TEARS
😂😂deadass fact
I got 4 bitch
Pair-rents
how can this be ur favorite joke
@@nazzyhassan1496 not a single momma
"He's not a killer, he's a crier" 😂
This guy is goofy as fuck. Being a white girl with long blonde hair, tan, pretty ..always ran track and played sports with all the black girls in high school I was a target for some mean girl jealousy. It took one time for me to get sucker punched by the nastiest black girl they called "Tyson" for me to learn how to fight. White girls didn't get in fights and they avoided black girls like the plague bc if you intermingle you better know how to fight.
@@HH-gv8mx Uhh, how old are you? Or wtf kinda neighborhood did you grow up in as a white girl? Because it sounds like you're writing a book. Like "Save the Last Dance" or something. I'm half black/white, have lived in multiple cities in California and Ohio, and haven't ever had an altercation like that. Except one Hispanic girl who threatened to fight me, but changed her mind seeing as how I wasn't going anywhere anytime soon. In conclusion, I really don't know if what you're saying is an insult or something else.
H H, why did you assume they were fighting you because they were jealous of you for being white and having long hair. This may surprise you but black women know they are pretty and don't use blond hair or being white as their standard. Did you ever notice in your school that black girls fought each other? Please get it out of your mind that that is why they were fighting you. It's insulting and you're basically saying you felt superior and prettier because you were white.
Lady you're in the wrong section, Fantasy section is right down the isle.
@@kiwikudos555 loool literally
That lady behind him is having the time of her life :')
Can't blame her tho, Chris is hilarious.
She look 👀 aight too she can get it
@@quitpocketwatchingme Only a real one can concur. 🤷🏽♂️
She trying to be seen🤣🤣🤣
this whole bit was weak.taylord af for white people.
@@reneehoward8936 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We all remember the things that depress us the most" ☠☠☠ you literally can't forget the times you've been completely humbled or embarrassed as much as we all want too 🤣🤣🤣
Decades passed, and it still follows :)
The way he formulates his stories and connects drama and violence with humor is just hilarious, don't know if that made any sense but shit was funny as hell
Made perfect sense!!!
No u
MB Uno reverse
Yea he's good
@MB Lol why am I just seeing this comment 2 months later?? 😂😂🤦Anyway, well played...well played.
"Y'all supposed to wait like Bruce Lee" 😂😂😂😂😂
sucksqueezebangblow he almost looks like a young Weasley snips
insanemembrane do you mean Wesley Snipes?
Your apostrophe is in the wrong place
mister yuk sorry, I don't often speak American.
This guy should be on SNL.
The girl at the front seat at his back with the blonde hair is the best audience .she is laughing so much😂
“This is a romantic place to get your ass whooped” had me crying 😂
"Bringing communities together what y'all doing "?
Enjoyed this immensly
Terri Charles, I Totally Agree With You Whole Heartedly!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN😀😘👌🏾👍🏾👊🏾✊🏾☝️🏾💪🏾👏🏾✌️🏾💯📚
💯
Terri Charles you pretty and darkskin wassup
Me two Terri
Terrence Ransom the hell
Big girl behind him ready to risk it all
hahaha...yeah
Yo I peeped that she was like his biggest fan😂😂
akiba1972 yooo where’d you peep that?
@@scarredbutrelentless3002 lol it's the blonde right behind him sitting down
eastcoast dolphin i know man!! I’m looking for her @ though 😂
His storytelling and delivery is very Pryor-esque. This kid is good.
Yws
i know! unequivocally correct dude
I just took a drink of coffee right as he said "not again" and laughed so hard it came pouring out of my nose and I almost drowned.
watching a comedian while drinking something is like playing Russian Roulette...
I can confirm. Whenever loud “cursings” happen the hood gets quiet for about 23 seconds.
Caleb Locke See? Black dudes are natural basketball players! shot clock included WITHIN their very soul!
Well that’s not at all racist
Mike THK its not racist. Racist is hatred to other races. This is just racial and its funny.
LOL, soo true.
Also from the hood, and I kno for sure the hood come out when shit bout to go down 😂😂😂😂😂 I kno I be peeping when somebody get loud like "they bout to fight, let's go see" lol
The way he pretended getting punched from all angles.. Haha!
Top 10 Archive and from God 😂
Top 10 Archive ...and getting off the bike lol
Ha! Love you brain
Perma Frost Who da bitch!?!
😂😂
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I like how he says "redeem" casually before it comes up as a punchline...He knows what he's doing.
“I saw his spit fly and I was like I KNOW WHAT THATS LIKE.” I died
I love his middle class, educated upbringing. His awkward relationship with his gangsta friends was the best part of this. "I wish they hadn't dropped out of 8th grade." LOL!
priceless!
Stfu
That _is_ condescending
You sound mad ignorant and condescending.
Middle class? Lmao, let me calm down
I can relate. I done whipped plenty mirror ass.
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha!!! That shadow boxing shit works out waaaaaaay better than the real thing!
😂🤣😂
Same. I lost a couple times
one time i lost cause i pinched a nerve when i threw a left hook my head was burnin and everything it was a wrap lmao
Don't y'all hate when your gurl Morale ain't putting out?
I don't care how many times I watch this I still end up laughing so hard I cry
... it's crazy, because here I am again.. after specifically looking up this video.
14:51 the chick behind him is having the time of her life
Or maybe the boost too much
I don't blame her after seeing disjointed lmao he's so funny in that.. That's all i can think of is dank n dabby
She got her money's worth
Glad someone was! Wth was up with the couple on the left side? I think the guy smiled (not laughed) like twice.
She was in the Ali Siddiq video too, laughing her ass off there too.
Yo, comedy can unite the community for real!
lovelychi :)
Unity!
What community of the world wide community are you meaning
BRant D Does the word community really need to be elaborated on
Easymorte uhhhh yes that, was kinda, the whole meaning of the question
"Hey y'all this isn't good for morale" lmfao.
"I remember like it was yesterday, cause we all remember the things that depress us the most"
"You are not a coupon" hahahahaha
I tell this to all my friends
He is a natural, so funny 😂😂😂
lovelychi Chris we know it's you commenting
@@tyrone784 hahaa
so true!
Props to the lady in the front row, who was damn sure going to have a good time regardless.
the idea of conflict being resolved by finding a mutual comedic object had me in tears.
...One of the punches felt like it came from God!
*YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HEREEEEE!!!!*
This dude got me laughing like a mad man in public! I've never had a better time looking crazy in front of everybody @ a Costco... I gotta redeem myself, lol
Bitch, you're not a fkin coupon !!!
MOGAR22 lmfao holly shit
It's Okay man
It's the strangers who are missing out in this gold
Lol
Can we talk about how glowy his skin is? Like skin care routine please
"That ain't a gangsta way to travel!!!" Omg I'm dead 😂
Hit me so hard in the throat I had a limp...LOL
give this man a netflix special
LIL PLUM he was on Netflix!! On a tv show about weed😂
@@erineicher7342 yeah, that's not a Netflix special my dude.
sanityisrelative 😂😂😂😂
@Erin Eicher yess Disjointed is the shit
Ikr I laughed so hard I cried
The lady with the Over-The-Top facial expressions in the front row keeps taking my attention.... Lol
Everyone needs a supporter like that cute bbw shorty front row.
def slammed
so they know who to get a restraining order against
Bbw hahaha what ebony mean then 😂🤣😂🤣
Fuck no that fatass lol if that's what you want just hang out in america lol
@@imid3440 hahahaa
"I seen his spit fly, oh im like i know what's thats like"😭😭
Can you guys stop naming two famous comedians to say he's like them. Lets just appreciate him
"This is a romantic place to get yo ass whooped..."🤣🤣🤣 this dude is hilarious, glad he's from Chicago. I can tell that he has both book and street smarts by the way he formulates his jokes. It looks as if he has a bright future in stand up.👍👍👍
Daaaaamn. I would not have realised how funny Chris is with how SNL use him! 🤦🏽♂️ Well, at least they made his face recognisable to me for me to enjoy his solo work 😊
For real, this shit is way better than SNL.
That was my thought too, this cat WAY funnier than he is on SNL. Shame.
He actually shines on SNL whenever he's in a skit. The mateial may be "ehhh" but he does a lot with it.
@@ronniesnakehissiii9413 I concur.
Disjointed Netflix
I had no business watching this at work!!! I let out the most horrible laughs ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good. Where you work?
Ashley A nice next time go to the bathroom
I wish I read this first
Im watching now at work😂
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To this day I still come back and watch this one. One of the best stories ever. Chris Redd's delivery is on point.
i want to hear his cousin side of the story. :p
"I have two Parents, I was raised right.." 😂
The girl behind him. That's how I enjoyed the show. The other audience members were too uptight.
I knowww exactly!
Right! He would've killed with a better audience
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Wtf why are you so angry? Who hurt you?
@IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Sadly you have to hate on other's because of your insecurities
Same 😂😂 his set was on point idk if they got the jokes or didn’t like them 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Have you ever been eating in the Cafeteria at school. Then all of a sudden it gets real quiet and you can feel the tension in the air. Knowing a fight I about to happen. I swear Everybody be trying to Guess Who and What table "The Bitch" is gonna be at.😂
An actual pimp taught me how to pimp limp. The hardest I have ever seen a group of people laugh is when I pimp walked in front of him and his friends. They were rolling on the ground absolutely paralytic with laughter. It was great.
‘I was raised right, I had two parents’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why is this funny
@@bigsawdust4726 because most criminals come from 1 parent households
@Mynigga Boosie it can be just as bad with a negative male role model
I was raised by a single dad. He was my rock.
That was one of the funniest things I have watched. Comedians have to respect that performance. The timing, his lines. wow.
Because of Quarantine and Coronavirus I'm not getting any from Morale either 😂😂😂😂
The guy prevented violence, united people and found his calling to comedy
Mexicans got on boots
Zachary Ramo not the same dude and they dont even look the same dumbass
Zachary Ramo Lmao
gorillawarfair I know that it's just funny
My friends and i laughed so hard at that joke, we use it as a code phrase
Zachary Ramo it's eternal, it's universal, it's always the right comment when a black guy is on This is not happening!
Honestly my first fight I did the same shit, got up like "Oh I know how this gonna play out" got punched and then went "alright my turn".....it wasn't my turn I got punched again twice and lost. Really didn't help that they not only took me home but walked me to my front door like I need an escort
Ricardo Deschain we've all seen better days my guy lol
Ricardo Deschain my first and only fight was like "oh, you want trouble?"
got punched 4 times by a super skinny dude.
thought "that didn't hurt too much...but the fact that he just punches people like that tells me i have no business answering that. also he is the skinny of 3 dudes, the other two look like they WANT me to punch back so it's an instant brawl"
...bottom line: i bought him a beer, he gave me a shitty nickname that only he uses...whatever...at least i can say "i was punched right in the face 4 times by an experienced fighter and didn't even wobble or bleed or anything...!"
you need to find a silver lining...
YeeSoest if that Nickname wasn't stone faced or something badass i feel sorry for you
Ricardo Deschain;
got my ass beat for a week straight by the same bully.I ordered 25 pizzas in his parents name and sent them to his house..his dad was pissed lol..he found out it was me later on and we laughed about it(i had a rep for knowing how to fight by then so that also didnt hurt lol)
The way the story ended, with him bringing these two gangs together for a meal with his sheer unintentional comedy, is truly, Gangsta!
Morale ain’t giving him no pissy AHHHH 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Fighting in Chicago" followed by a "This Is Not Happening" is hilarious
Masterpiece...I hollered and screamed the whole way. He found a beautiful way to talk about the differences of the black community, in the context of it's heiarchy, and why, who we were is not who we are.
Haven't seen stand up this funny in a while. This was properly good. Good job man!
I've watched this one multiple times and it still makes me laugh
Same...maybe 20th by now.
@@AshleyReynoldsCrackyCrafter I'm probably somewhere around 8. There's another one called "meth pee" that was pretty hilarious too. You probably seen that one too.
What happens when a nerd gets gangsta charisma 😂
mirzamay
Lol or a regular dude that’s gifted in comedy.
@@ryanhoward9757 you can tell he's a nerd though
I feel you.
Yo...Chicago has the funniest comedians.
LoveliAngelVibes, I Totally Agree With You Whole Heartedly!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN😀😘👌🏾👍🏾👊🏾✊🏾☝️🏾💪🏾👏🏾✌️🏾💯📚
Real shit
niggas see female comment on youtube videos and reply with 12 emojis can’t make this up
I was DYING
Terrence Ransom simp
Blond Girl in the background: "mmmhh, he ain't no coupon alright"😂
Chris Redd is such an amazing storyteller. I'm glad he's alive after all this. Such a funny dude.
“That ain’t hurt” but it did . Yea I felt that
Dude that was one of the best stories I've heard in a while
This probably saved Chris’s life honestly
The thick lady with the choker is the BIG STAR ✨ of the show 📺
"You are NOT a coupon"
😂
That was such a good set “dawg you thicc can you stop twerking on mel
Comedy literally saved his life & now it’s his career.
I’m dying. Best “This is Not Happening” story ever. Even listening to it the second time it has me in stitches.
He is *hilarious* , well narrated, amazing rhythm, expressive but, hey, look at the white girl right behind him, short blond/red hair, pink? shirt...Man, she is having the time of her life!!! The whole video, she is laughing so hard at every line, she really enjoys it, I really like her genuine, original laughter.
I have never laughed so hard in the middle of class I fell out my chair and was crying " Yall supposed to wait like bruce lee" deaddd
“One felt like it came from God” LMAO
he’s so funny! I would’ve never guessed how original and hilarious he is looking at his snl work
“I’m bringing communities together”🤣🤣
Punching someone in the throat! I was DYING LAUGHING because that's such a Chicago thing! I SWEAR Bernie Mac said the SAME THING about disciplining a child on either one of his stand up specials or The Kings of Comedy: hit 'em in the throat! LMAO
Leslie Martin They hit you so hard your teeth clack together. 😂😂😂
“You’re not a coupon” 😂😂
outstanding!!! not a dull moment!!!
That white ginger girl in the back is dying of laughter 😂
Because she fully understands, she came up in the hood too
@@RearAdmiralTootToot I understood and I didn't come up from the hood it's called he's hilarious ain't nothing to do where you came from
ginger? I didn't see that. Now I've gotta watch this yet again.. ah well, there are worse things I could be doing :)
ohh.. I thought you were talking about someone in the back row in the back.. not front row center in the back. I thought she was blonde, but you're right; unless it is the lighting, she's got red hair.
First time I was punched it was a hay maker
He projected it so much it was predicted in the Mayan calendar
As I see it coming, I'm thinking
*How cool would it be if I just dodged at the last second?*
Yeah that didn't happen. Turns out fists are pretty fast.
Predicted in the Mayan Calendar lmfaoooo
I am a retired nurse, I have been punched in the face, kicked, scratched, woo boy. Working in ED, CCU, and maximum security forensic psychiatric facilities, y'all get hit. I know getting hit. But, ultimately, I got the needle and the 5 point restraints.
This was so fckn funny
@@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 thats one way to win a fight.
"Because, you know, we all remember the things that depress us the most". Yep, those aren't going anywhere.
Chris does funny crazy eye movements. They kill me 😂
That was Seriously FUNNNYYYY. his delivery is perfect. I just love him.
"Fists move fast!" Can confirm they do infact move fast.
Man, SNL is not utilizing Chris Redd's talent well enough. This guy is awesome.
"I saw his spit fly (I know what that's like)"
Miyamoto Musashi, the legendary samurai, said to always fight with the sun to your back.
Indeed
@@jayduby5330 😂😂😂😂😂...true...I'ma be late for my own funeral
This shit was hilarious from start to finish
One of the best ones great story telling skills
The intro sequence is so badass. You know Roy is humble because if I'd been in a scene like that I'd be showing y'all every day.