I didn’t laugh at all. I know exactly what he went through. My bedroom at my parents house is close to the pond in the back yard. There are these toads that let out a sustained shriek whenever they’re horny. A neighbor’s kid thought they were a lady screaming. I had to listen to those screaming toads every night for several years. I am so glad that I moved out. I now have an extreme hatred for a specific species of toad.
@@JThyroid I dont "hate" pigeons but i hate their coc*yness a lot. They try to nest in my kitchen, my room, our bathroom (everywhere) because of that i cant leave any room with their windows open; they come instantly (even when im in the room and soo -ing them all day long. I turn my head and boom there they f.ing are.
@@NothingToPutHeeeere i'm pretty sure that if it wasn't English, it would be Latin, because i can't think of a scenario where Russian text is primary and Spanish secondary
this is the only comment that made me laugh (and it was original) you need more likes, most of the comments are something that nano said or he did or ctrl v and ctrl c.
0:46 OK this took me a while to figure out, but....you gotta go up to the thing and give it pats on the tummy like a good boi, and it'll hand over the grenade. You have to be NICE to the pewplant, and it spawns infinite grenades for you.
Really love that "minor bug is a complete immersion breaker" trolling @ 9:41 . I have seen complaints like this all over the vr discussions and they really piss me off!
Can always remember when my father was horrified to acknowledge that La Cucaracha meant the cockroach. He’d take some beverage from the fridge and sing that song, shake it on the left then right. Hilarious.
Nano, I agree with you one hundred percent. I lived in a home that as a child had MANY trees on the block. Every fucking summer those disease ridden rats with wings would come and shit the entire place up soooooo badly. The smell was gagging and the shit was everywhere, fucking everywhere. The sidewalks, the yard, the streets; no getting away from it.
Hi nano I'm Brazilian and I follow your videos and TH-cam recommended this old one of yours. I'm laughing too hard with your videos. I still train my curses in English. hahahahah
1 thing I see clearly, compared to other youtubers that plays Alyx, Nano is not awkward at all in gameplay and movement. I'd even say he looks the best in natural organic movement in Alyx I've seen so far
I spent 2/3rds of my childhood fighting pigeons as well Nano. The birdbrains kept pooping on the balcony and the windows. Good to see I have a comrade!
Pigeons : "......rru"
Nano : *You dare oppose me mortal*
"So you have chosen... death?"
yes
yes i do
"the bridge is not moving Alyx"
"I know"
**Start flipping all the lever**
*Black hole eats bridge*
"The bridge is now moving"
Alyx not Alex
@@milojikers4148 my bad
The pigeon story made me laugh more than it should've
You can just HEAR the hate in his voice, it's amazing
That's actually the first.time i saw him rage so hard even tho its just a pigeon
I didn’t laugh at all. I know exactly what he went through. My bedroom at my parents house is close to the pond in the back yard. There are these toads that let out a sustained shriek whenever they’re horny. A neighbor’s kid thought they were a lady screaming. I had to listen to those screaming toads every night for several years. I am so glad that I moved out.
I now have an extreme hatred for a specific species of toad.
@@JThyroid I dont "hate" pigeons but i hate their coc*yness a lot. They try to nest in my kitchen, my room, our bathroom (everywhere) because of that i cant leave any room with their windows open; they come instantly (even when im in the room and soo -ing them all day long. I turn my head and boom there they f.ing are.
At least only 6am not 5am, f* sparrows. ;-;
6:00 I was like "Oh cool! Nano can read Russian alphabet!". Then I noticed the English word under.
same
а ты че думал?)
Russian alphabet
bu- but it was spanish- or - or- i don't know but it was tarantula not tarantul
@@NothingToPutHeeeere i'm pretty sure that if it wasn't English, it would be Latin, because i can't think of a scenario where Russian text is primary and Spanish secondary
as one wise man said: ''One does not simply like Pigeons.''
Didn't that same man also say S*** 3 times during and after that statement about pidgeons?
Tell that to saint-14 in destiny 2
@@seeeddie850 *Hey VSauce Micheal here, did the past really happen?*
There is one right now calling every day by my portland home God I feal ya nano I killed all dem birds in fable on the old xbox lol
Oh shit brother santodes is here to convince
Dolphins have returned in Italy.
Meanwhile in Portugal: *Pigeons are ringing at 6 A.M
this is the only comment that made me laugh (and it was original) you need more likes, most of the comments are something that nano said or he did or ctrl v and ctrl c.
"A good bug is a dead bug, oh no"
-Cute nano 2020
I know a quote
Good boy eat up breakfast is the most important meal of the day
-nano black mesa
I liked more that it was a Starship Troopers reference
He's doing his part.
Can I please get a time stamp?
i like how you had to specifiy which nano
Pigeons = Rats with wings. Never questioned your hatred my dude, understand it so much
7:04
*Has 1.5 hearts* "I'm at half-life" *Slowly prepares a dab*
hate you so much for that joke.
Yeah we watched the same video
you could say he has no-life
*s l o w l y d a b s *
pretty sure that wasn’t a dab
It wasnt a dab
It was like he eas pointing up on the air
2:45 "Requesting friendlies"
Heavy: HELP!
Honestly the only thing that made me happy this day.
me to bruh
what about this comrade? th-cam.com/video/9iNxhEn-9D4/w-d-xo.html
i haven't seen cats during quarantine and that makes me sad :(
@Simo Häyhä B-but I'm Hans too :(
Y
@@hansm_0161 their can be multiple hans, Hans
Nano: _uploads Alyx video_
Me: "SUSTENANCE!"
Americans:
Let's negotiate!
*Doesn`t work*
LETS USE VIOLENCE
*Doesn`t work*
No more options
But violence has always worked for merca
Everyone:
lets cool it off and talk about it
China and India:
VIOLENCE!
Everyone else:
...
jack mcelroy minus Vietnam
Americans: LETS USE MONEY
*Bomb!*
I like how you froze the cam on the door mine. Always love your narration.
Nano: sees a glitch.
Also nano: my whole life is ruined.
Me watching the video: I know buddy, these monsters.
0:46
OK this took me a while to figure out, but....you gotta go up to the thing and give it pats on the tummy like a good boi, and it'll hand over the grenade.
You have to be NICE to the pewplant, and it spawns infinite grenades for you.
"Rest in liquid"
White liquid
2024 and half life three isn’t even announced 😢
It'll be here
Almost 2025 and still no Half-Life 3
Lol true
"Its afraid!" I love starship troopers
0:40
you get the xen bomb by Scratching his "balls",it will release it for a few second,so you can grab
If only everything in this world would be as easy as scratching someone’s balls..
@@rolux4853 Did you ever try..... Maybe its that easy
@@arneberthold7436 I’ll ask my boss the next time I see him!
" Jeff's gonna give it to ya "
“He’s gonna give it to ya”
@@leonardusrakapradayan2253 ;)
X gonna give it to yaa
BLA BLA
“Half Life three confirmed!” YES!!!
you mist people going crazy over hl3 by a month
Half life: Eli! Nope
On 2024
Wrong
nano: I THOUGHT IT WAS SLEEPING!
also nano: bangs on the window and waking it up
yes he did. You watched the video, nice job
"Twelfth of June 2024 is when half life 3 will be released"
Nano you lied
Didn't know Nano is Portuguese and to that I say Caralho!
tu é br ou português?
@@enzokrause6962 Herois do mar
Nobre povo
CARALHO!
mais um que vive em Portugal vendo os vídeos do nano 😁
I do heroine
“Damn, I’m at half life.”
*proceeds to look up and point silently and awkwardly at the air for making such a bad pun that i had to make this comment*
1:48 You though it was an alien but it was me DIO all the time.
WRYYYYY
Kono Conbain da!
@@SVDCamper Korega, HJV, da.
"i am heavy weapons guy" "and i am in credit card debt"
Omg that story at the end about the pigeons is just hilarious....
Nano is the person that everyone wishes to be their boyfriend
No homo.
can confirm
also no homo
No nano tho
Sorry pal, you had no socks on, that was too much for simply no homo.
Why no homo bro?
He's so cute
2:50 Nano thanks a box smh
Really love that "minor bug is a complete immersion breaker" trolling @ 9:41 . I have seen complaints like this all over the vr discussions and they really piss me off!
8:42
*Nano:* this one?
*Russ:* Why is the bridge not moving?
*Nano:* this one this one this one this one
*Nano:* Oh it’s moving now!
Cracks me up
Alex: I know Russ I can see it not moving
It’s almost twelfth of June 2024, can’t wait for half life 3
It got canceled
@@PeaceKeeper-pq4zm :(
8:20 as someone who has hit the wall many times with force I come to inform you, that does actually hurt quite a bit
I thought there will never be a second part. I'm glad I was wrong.
But there won't be a third part. How Half-LIfe-ey
10:22 what do you see on the right of the screen?
Its G-man!!!!!
4:19 did you hear the headcrab scream poor headcrab he didn’t deserve that
Oh, I didn't know Nano was from Portugal.
*PORTUGAL CARALHO*
eu tive a mesma reação
ta na descricao do canal dele acho mas anyway PORTUGAAAL CARALHOOO
Finally, after watching all those depressing tlou2 gameplays, im glad nano posted a video that could lift this downed mood :')
let's to see why Nano heat at the pigeons xD
Loved the starship troopers references picked up on the only good bug is a dead bug from rico
Nano: I want you to be big and strong
Gets wwII memories: you know what nvm i dont want you to be big gerbil
Other TH-camrs: Limbo through or defuse trip mines
Nano: *boom*
12:10 "this is portugal"
me: so we suffer from the those f*ckers
3:18 oh you were not the only one, when i was in the elevator i crapped my pants when jeff ran in
2:04 looks like a bad guy is a tf2 fan
"Oh its moving now!"
*bridge gets sucked*
0:29 strangers who I just introduced myself to:
Pigeon: ruu....
Nano: So you have chosen DEATH
well its the 30th of June 2024 and still no half life 3 so this aged
"They would just land here on the roof right outside my window, and then they would go: *pigeon noise*
That made me lose my shit xD
bruburupuru
7:27
It can be seen that he can pronounce Spanish or Portuguese quite well
That was spanish, he was singing a famous kid song here
Well that's pretty unsuprising considering he's Portuguese
@@zachkoptun9637that comment was made literally 3 years ago
I remembered a bulgarian meme😅
Can always remember when my father was horrified to acknowledge that La Cucaracha meant the cockroach. He’d take some beverage from the fridge and sing that song, shake it on the left then right. Hilarious.
7:27
Axel kss:yo no tengo hermano
Nano:HERMANO!
I always had a feeling that Nano was Portuguese
2:04
The combine : i am heavy weapons guy
TF2 flashback intensesifies
Nano: La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar
Subtitles: dont use drugs
0:29 nano:oh wow this ones a mess *nano closes door and resumes to try and lock it with a thing made of paper
“12th of june 2024” 13th of june 2024…
Pigeon exist
Nano: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legend!
3:34 Warden be like
I just love the the explosive just comes flying towards nano at 2:24. I completely lost it 🤣
1:55 cute in korean 귀여워? Thats what i heard lol
Why is nano the most casual funniest person ever😂
HL3 didnt released on 12th June 2024...
aww man
Nano, I agree with you one hundred percent. I lived in a home that as a child had MANY trees on the block. Every fucking summer those disease ridden rats with wings would come and shit the entire place up soooooo badly. The smell was gagging and the shit was everywhere, fucking everywhere. The sidewalks, the yard, the streets; no getting away from it.
Random guy: * touches heavy's gun *
Heavy: 2:04
7:03 " Damn, i'm at *half life!* "
*smug face intensifies*
Pigeon story 10:55
Me feed a neighbor dog
Having a 10 years flashback:
12:30
Me: 0|_|0
E eu todos estes dias querendo saber por que o Nano sabe algumas expressões em português. Haha
11:49 Nano's pigeon impression was amazing
0:58 You lied :(
Hi nano I'm Brazilian and I follow your videos and TH-cam recommended this old one of yours. I'm laughing too hard with your videos. I still train my curses in English. hahahahah
Nano, when i grow up, i`m gonna be the same age as today... because i`m already old.
Hahaha nice one
zombies in half life: i smell pennies :>
zombies in other games:i gonna eat your brain instantly but i AAA *gun shoots*
What's the whole point of cencorship TH-cam when there's TH-cam kids
People (kids especially) don't actually use youtube kids since most things like comments are disabled.
1 thing I see clearly, compared to other youtubers that plays Alyx, Nano is not awkward at all in gameplay and movement. I'd even say he looks the best in natural organic movement in Alyx I've seen so far
11:34 hhahahahahah
I think that big 4 legged bug at the end is the adult form of a headcrab.
Y u no add “my name Jeff”? The Tweenies are gonna be disappointed
because dead meme. but still would be funny
As someone who has to clean pigeon shit off my solar array literally EVERY FUCKING DAY
I share your seething hatred for pigeons
2:35 just my timestamp
ABOUT THAT BEAR I OWE YA
"12th of June 2024 , this is when Half-Life 3 is going to be released"
it's already may 4th , Man time goes REALLY fast
6:50 think they wanted to give you a hand, idk.
Had the same pigeon problem as you, and there is a two part solution: 1. A pellet gun, 2. Tight lipped neighbors.
I only now realised that you're portuguese, and now I know why you and your gf have weird accent.
There is a sky rat that lands on my window every morning. Named it Whooty-Whoo.
Well, it kinda' named itself... like a pokemon.
surprisingly enoug, pigeons are some of the only birds that I actually do like
1:49 my man just did the Dio pose 🗿
Alyx: Name a song
Rus: Flight of the bumblebee
Alyx:*Plays it perfectly 3 times*
Rus: That's... That's just bullshit
0:59 "June 12th 2024 is the date Half Life 3 is going to be released"
Me in October 25th 2024
I spent 2/3rds of my childhood fighting pigeons as well Nano.
The birdbrains kept pooping on the balcony and the windows.
Good to see I have a comrade!
no one should ask about the pigeons, nano: so here is how i got here: PIGEONS
i feel you nano, i had something wake me up at 6 in the morning for a decade. it's called a sibling
*looks at guts*
Nano:this could get some money in the black market
Omds, um youtuber português fixe! São raros nestes dias. Gostei muito do vídeo, espero ver mais assim.
Combine soldier: *pops out* "I am heavy weapons guy"
Nano: O H S H I T
The pigeon story had me laughing to death.
2:05 I am heavy weapons guy
Who touched Sasha?
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN