It's too much work to redraw ps2 textures for 3 big ass open world games for such a small studio, rockstar should've made this collection in house with an actual budget instead of hiring a 45 to 60 person group to remake these classics.
@@DARS_04 funny thing is, they probably would had made much more money and reputation if they remade ONE GAME AT THE TIME properly instead of doing all at once and outsourcing to barely legal indonesian labor on shoe string budget. They threw their opportunity to milk this trilogy into garbage can. This is just pure stupid and blind greed.
i want someone to make a mod for the definitive edition that just corrupts all voicelines in cutscenes and in the open world, and replaces all music on the radios with sims music
also when i first loaded the video it was only 480p and i couldn’t make out anything and i just thought that was the normal resolution of the game, thanks youtube
10:44 Carl's "front dumpy" reminds me more of Xavier: Renegade Angel for some reason. Maybe at some point we will actually see Carl's knees bend backwards
I don't even want to know what would have happened then. Probably everything would have lens flares, EVERYTHING, a whole screen of lens flares, bloom, and RGB lighting.
Joel keeps talking about how it runs bad because it's the Switch, but there's absolutely no reason for this game to run as bad as it does. The Switch is powerful enough to run this ugly piece of shit. It was just pure incompetence.
I’m thinking now that the visual style of the characters isn’t supposed to be cartoony but it’s a result of whatever AI they used, when I scaling the already horrendously low res textures, it just smudges and muddies the details into a blob and makes everyone look like dough
The original Stream quality was ruined because Windows updated while Joel was streaming it. Even though I originally upscaled it, the end result had numerous quality and artifact issues because the original video bitrate was really bad so I decided to stick with the original 720p quality.
If I remember correctly, the going rate for a big title like San Andreas in 2004/2005 was around US$30. They're asking US$60 for this version. Adjusted for inflation, this would've cost US$42.16. They're selling this Vaseline-slathered mess for more than the original price.
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I would like to take a few seconds to appreciate your efforts and dedication in this shitpostery, uplifting content, thank you for brightening my days
Thank you for the kind words!
Seconded!
@@AsymptoteInverse thirded!
fourded ,
That Sprunk foreshadowing tho
Joel's disappointment at the 7 bump map on the 9 shirt is amazing.
joel guessed correctly, they just ran the textures thru a ai upscaler
It's too much work to redraw ps2 textures for 3 big ass open world games for such a small studio, rockstar should've made this collection in house with an actual budget instead of hiring a 45 to 60 person group to remake these classics.
@@DARS_04 funny thing is, they probably would had made much more money and reputation if they remade ONE GAME AT THE TIME properly instead of doing all at once and outsourcing to barely legal indonesian labor on shoe string budget.
They threw their opportunity to milk this trilogy into garbage can.
This is just pure stupid and blind greed.
The highlight should have been nothing but the sprunkening
There's a video of that on Joel's official channel.
1:40 ominous
Foreshadowing
fear
dread
That zoom on the sprunk it's like zooming on the killer
YES YES YES. pls finish the highlights (what Joel gives you for content)
It's all done! Just gotta upload and schedule. :)
@@vargskelethorjoelminihighl6468 damn son. Best Xmas present xD
@@vargskelethorjoelminihighl6468 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
@@vargskelethorjoelminihighl6468 Thank you.
The Sims music he played was perfect. It also made me wish I could play Sims 1 again!
(Nice little foreshadow at the beginning there!)
i want someone to make a mod for the definitive edition that just corrupts all voicelines in cutscenes and in the open world, and replaces all music on the radios with sims music
The better edition
Thank you for these Highlights. You're a saint.
how many more episodes until he fuckin sprunks it
also when i first loaded the video it was only 480p and i couldn’t make out anything and i just thought that was the normal resolution of the game, thanks youtube
"OHHHH THAT SMOKE IS DISGUSTING"
right when the characters were complaining about smoke eating the food
Appreciate the Drink Sprunk poster zoom. The memes are real
10:44 Carl's "front dumpy" reminds me more of Xavier: Renegade Angel for some reason. Maybe at some point we will actually see Carl's knees bend backwards
SPRUNK MOMENT
Some people would say "I recognize that bulge!" but Joel says "I recognize that blood!"
Seriously when sims 5 comes out and joel eventually does sims 5 meme house or whatever, the first house should be CJ Big Smoke and Ryder.
This needs to happen
15:40 *Mike Patton replaces Axl Rose as frontman for Guns n Roses*
TaTAXIDRIVERer
3:18 yes please
Ah shit here we go again
His humor hasn’t aged a bit since 2015
1:41 an omen
Ever played ta:taxi driver:er?
Is the best minigame in all the franchise.
The Sims GTA edition actuall sounds like a wonderful terrible idea and i would love to see what a masterpiece/mess it would be
Also the Sims Skyrim edition, why not, right?
I like the foreshadowing with the Sprunk billboards.
5:47 oh, I know that game! It’s the one with a creepy hidden face
Why is the female character the only one that's not totally green?
I played Army Men when I was a kid, part of my childhood
@@sorimasn jeez man
Definitive edition looks like typical GTA like mobile game lmao
They just could have just slapped on high fidelity lighting and it would have been FINE.
I don't even want to know what would have happened then. Probably everything would have lens flares, EVERYTHING, a whole screen of lens flares, bloom, and RGB lighting.
@@0ctothorp lens flares is post processing. When I say lighting, I mean shadows and light casting and stuff.
The switch version is so smelly, so stinky and horrible... That only Joel would play it voluntarily
While Vinny got a key for it. 😂
I was going to get it. Then I decided, "Wait, it's Rockstar. I should see how the reviews look first."
Talk about dodging a bullet.
@@roberte2945 Dude, you dodged the whole army
It’s definitely not the best compared to the other versions, but after the updates it actually decent
@@roberte2945 I saw the reviews and still bought it for my Xbox x series, big regret. Couldn’t even finish one of the games, they’re so horrible
I swear that car sounds like a turkey gobbling whenever it skids.
sprunked it
thank you Joel Fullsauce
One thing I’ll give credit for: the inventory wheels are quite useful.
What do you mean, "15:38 - No explanation"? It's _Welcome to the Jungle_ .
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The cartoony art style isn't on purpose, they ran all of the games through the same AI upscaler, meaning the style bled over from 3 and Vice City.
sprunk mode
7:46 how can a company thats made billions of dollars from shark cards not be able to afford to renew music licenses?
1:40 people who know: >:)
Cj looks like he's got a loaded dipe
does anyone of you guys know whether joel streamed a second part of Lifeline?
I think i missed the second part
Joel keeps talking about how it runs bad because it's the Switch, but there's absolutely no reason for this game to run as bad as it does. The Switch is powerful enough to run this ugly piece of shit. It was just pure incompetence.
mmm sprunk
8:26 holy shit what was the name of this song again?
Yellow Ledbetter, by Pearl Jam.
Sprunk
GTA Sprunk Edition
merry sprunkmas
wow i love taz the tasmanian devil
8:25 what's the name of that song?
Why is CJ wearing a diaper
Lmao can't believe this is the "Definitive edition"
Bought the definitive trilogy yesterday for 20% off and a voucher for a free game (got GTA IV because of Joel’s streams lol)
Sprunk'd
i thought this was already up before.. 🤔
I’m thinking now that the visual style of the characters isn’t supposed to be cartoony but it’s a result of whatever AI they used, when I scaling the already horrendously low res textures, it just smudges and muddies the details into a blob and makes everyone look like dough
why is the quality on 720p when the rest of the videos had at least 1080p?
The original Stream quality was ruined because Windows updated while Joel was streaming it. Even though I originally upscaled it, the end result had numerous quality and artifact issues because the original video bitrate was really bad so I decided to stick with the original 720p quality.
@@vargskelethorjoelminihighl6468 Thanks, Microsoft.
@@vinesauceobscurities I thought Joel was smart enough to disable automatic updates
If I remember correctly, the going rate for a big title like San Andreas in 2004/2005 was around US$30. They're asking US$60 for this version. Adjusted for inflation, this would've cost US$42.16. They're selling this Vaseline-slathered mess for more than the original price.
it's three games tho, not only SA
doesn't change that it's overpriced for what it is tho
Buttered over
Is this game really runs in 240p on switch?
speen
Sprunk :)
This is profoundly terrible. How the hell did this get released? It looks like a $60 dump. 💩
Warcraft 3 Reforged: Rockstar Edition
looks like Simpsons
Is it just me or does it look like a shitty asset flip android game outside of cutscenes? The lack of shadows just makes it worse lol
these cartoony graphics are so lame
2020 proved that nothing says awful and confusing like chinese
Aww shit, here we go again...
Sprunk