Sorry this didn't go up yesterday guys, the video was stuck in 'sending to subscribers' for hours and hours! So I just decided to try again today. Hope you enjoy it, give it a big LIKE for me :D
When you told the joke and said its a bad joke if you have to explain it if its a bad one and then explained how that was a joke, I rolled my eyes right as you were saying roll your eyes.
Tip to looking smarter: grow a beard! It doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl- if you're stroking a beard while talking to someone, they'll 100% see you as an intelligent individual.
"If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic individual such as yourself you are laboring under an erroneous delusion whose basis is too obnoxious to be observed." COMEBACK: "If you inadequately insist I am such a microscopic individual, which I may affirm, than it should cause an infinitesimal accumulation of affliction if I now strike your indomitable face."
COMEBACK^2: "I do insist, for the veracity of my proclamation is absolute, and as such, that nonsensical comeback is ineffectual to this symposium, therefore I shall amiably neglect you."
The things Matthias said at the end I wrote down and memorized. Then my sister and I were arguing and she had a pretty good point so I said what Matthias said. It was hilarious because everyone in the room just stared at me and Chloe said "Wait hold up! We can settle this later... Now... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???" 😂😂😂😂 It was beautiful!!! Thanks Matthias!
What if instead of listening to Mozart I listen to Beethoven? And speak with heavy slang, and have fake eyelashes on only one eye? And break into people's houses while singing, "singing in the rain? Viddy well little brother, viddy well.
"If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic individual such as your self, you are laboring under an onerous illusion whose base is to obnoxious to be observed." Did I get that right?
ET TONG basically ( i think )"If you are implying that I should tolerate such disrespect from a tiny (meaning pathetic and worthless) person such as yourself, you are believing a severe illusion (you are in denial) that is based on something to irritating to pay attention to."and if that made less sense"if you think I should listen to someone as stupid as you, then you are living in denial of how stupid you are"that last one sounded pathetic but whatever. Hope this made sense MEHHHH
People say that when I smile with my teeth, I look like I'm gonna bite them. But when I smile without showing my teeth, I can't keep my eyes open. So I don't smile, but I'm an extrovert, so that makes my life tough because it really confuses people when I laugh but don't smile. I'm also a nerd, so most people avoid me anyways. Oh well.
The best way to look smart is to always just so happen to be carrying a folder with all your papers that have good grades so anytime someone sees inside it they think you get good grades on everything (also pro tip is to not run into glass doors like me lol)
Matthias you're videos make me smile everyday. when i'm sad and i watch you're videos and i feel a lot better. i check you're sub count everyday to see if you've made it to 2 million subs. keep up the great work.
_I know my Boochan, if she sees this, will yell at me for this but..._ *_I'm told I'm smart and often look smart but I must be the least informed and intelligent person who could be told such malarkey._*
My friends are annoyed with how smart I am. Our teacher gives us really hard sets of questions, and when I get an 100, and every one else gets like a 50-70, They all get mad at me when they ask my score and I tell them. Then, after class, I cant talk with them, because they are talking about the questions, and if I said 1 word, they would get annoyed with me and say " DONT BRAG DUDE!!!!". Im not bragging!!!!! Yet, the oppisite thing happens when a girl gets an 100 with me (My friends are still mad at me, but the girls freinds all are like "Great Job!!!!") The lesson is, being Smart is Dangerous.
It's also really annoying when the whole class knows nothing about your best subject. like me personally like English a lot, so I am the only one with the best score. all of my classemate constantly asking questions and copying the answers even though I have warned them i might be wrong. at least no one blame me for get the wrong answer though.
You do not only need to have glasses, you also need to know HOW to use them. How to adjust them on your nose, how to behave when you clean them (like taking a deep breath, shaking a bit your head and then starting a great speech), etc. u.u
If you're getting teased about getting fat you can do this: Bully:Run fatty run! You: Yes I am fat but fat can slim down, your ugly face just can't be fixed by the scientist that made because the a face not even a mother can love. You're welcome.
Dress reasonably. People aren't going to see you as very smart if you go walking around with your pants at your knees or your hoochies and hahas out for a show.
Why is it that even as a smart person, I still couldn't get half of what he said when he rapid fired those big words? I kind of use those in moderation thanks, although it would be funny to play with someone's intelligence by doing that. Also I listen to heavy metal, rock and electronic music primarily and I'm in alot of advanced classes, though I am classically trained in violin and playing drums.
The reason behind my creepy smiles, so people know not to mess with me, plus, if I'm mad at someone, I always smile, so I just turn it to a creepy smile which freaks them out.
4:9 lol! "If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic Individual such as yourself, you are laboring under an ironious illusion whose base is too obnoxious to be observed." 😂😂
When Matthias talked about "smiling makes you smarter", it reminded me that there is guy in my school who is smiling all the time and he didn't pass Year 11 and he is repeating it now XD
about number 4: when you are a musician, solo or in an orchestra, you know a huge variety of musical pieces; you even don't have to listen to them! and also you can show them when you play them!
Sorry this didn't go up yesterday guys, the video was stuck in 'sending to subscribers' for hours and hours! So I just decided to try again today. Hope you enjoy it, give it a big LIKE for me :D
I gotz a creepy smile
You rock, Matthias!
Also, now that Markiplier is out of the hospital, can you ask him to do another challenge with you?
I have the creepiest smile ever. If I smile at people they laterally avert their eyes
^ You aren't the only one
When I was 4 I saw a baby with glasses and I was like "WHOA THAT BABY MUST BE A GENIUS!!!!"
'What's four times eight?'
Me: 32... Wait no... Four times six is 24... Times seven is 28... Yea 32... Right?.. Wait...
Fuzzy Kitten 8 is 16 twice; is 32 twice :D How i do maths..
exactly
sean sears thats exactly how i do math!
sean sears 8 times 16 is 4 times 32...
A guy WOW. MIND = BLOWN
But that isn't the math I was doing.
That whimper at the end tho XD
Put captions on 3:03 LOL it's so funny
+valerie kitchen omfg so funny
XD
wow just wow XD
+valerie kitchen And put it in slow motion
XD LOLZ!!! Thx Bro!!!!
When you told the joke and said its a bad joke if you have to explain it if its a bad one and then explained how that was a joke, I rolled my eyes right as you were saying roll your eyes.
HecticNicksCorner ;)
Tip to looking smarter: grow a beard! It doesn't matter if you're a boy or girl- if you're stroking a beard while talking to someone, they'll 100% see you as an intelligent individual.
I have heard that to and I agree.
Lauren Bonnefoy Just love it when girls stroke their beards
Nathan Moody hahaha
Nathan Moody I know right.
Well, you just said if you're stroking a beard... So you could just stroke someone elses beard.
I sadly memorized it and used it against my weird friend :3. She got confused :)
then you nailed it.
Nailed it like a wooden plank being...nailed...?
Awesome! I'm to lazy to memorize that but I can memorize an entire song! >->
Then yeah u nailed it! Like Matt said!
***** My friend just told me I was grammatically incorrect. Maybe it did work...?
I actually love Mozart and classical music 😂
Me too
me too
Lol I do too, he said con-S-eer-to instead of con-sheer-to though
Perelandra good for u
That's good for you
Me: *scrolling through comments*
Matt: does WHETHER IT WANTS TO
Me: *Having a heartattack*
XD
"If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic individual such as yourself you are laboring under an erroneous delusion whose basis is too obnoxious to be observed."
COMEBACK: "If you inadequately insist I am such a microscopic individual, which I may affirm, than it should cause an infinitesimal accumulation of affliction if I now strike your indomitable face."
Peeking Under The Blindfold my comeback: "uh....... Your a poohead!"
ummmmmmmmmm i dont know what that means?
Peeking Under The Blindfold it means I'm gonna punch u
Masters of Illusion and that its going to hurt
COMEBACK^2: "I do insist, for the veracity of my proclamation is absolute, and as such, that nonsensical comeback is ineffectual to this symposium, therefore I shall amiably neglect you."
matthias: in fact like this video if you think you have a creepy smile!
me:...*likes video in disappointment*...
mine is not creepy its just ugly af
we have so much in common already
There's no way that I'll be able to remember that comeback but it has so many complicated words that no one will notice if I mess up, right? :P
exactly haha
Well... U write it down... Another thing that makes you seems smart!
The things Matthias said at the end I wrote down and memorized. Then my sister and I were arguing and she had a pretty good point so I said what Matthias said. It was hilarious because everyone in the room just stared at me and Chloe said "Wait hold up! We can settle this later... Now... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???" 😂😂😂😂 It was beautiful!!! Thanks Matthias!
What if instead of listening to Mozart I listen to Beethoven? And speak with heavy slang, and have fake eyelashes on only one eye? And break into people's houses while singing, "singing in the rain? Viddy well little brother, viddy well.
"If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic individual such as your self, you are laboring under an onerous illusion whose base is to obnoxious to be observed." Did I get that right?
Yup
king Schuyler it's erroneous not onerous :P
superone4561 trying to use phonetics here lol
could anyone pls briefly tell what that ACTUALLY means? I got confused all day long as I aint a native speaker gosh ths a lot if you do
ET TONG basically ( i think )"If you are implying that I should tolerate such disrespect from a tiny (meaning pathetic and worthless) person such as yourself, you are believing a severe illusion (you are in denial) that is based on something to irritating to pay attention to."and if that made less sense"if you think I should listen to someone as stupid as you, then you are living in denial of how stupid you are"that last one sounded pathetic but whatever. Hope this made sense MEHHHH
I have a creepy smile
And that's why I don't smile
Samelol
I like weird smiles... hhhehehehehehhehe wait wut?
me to
People say that when I smile with my teeth, I look like I'm gonna bite them. But when I smile without showing my teeth, I can't keep my eyes open. So I don't smile, but I'm an extrovert, so that makes my life tough because it really confuses people when I laugh but don't smile. I'm also a nerd, so most people avoid me anyways. Oh well.
I would wear my glasses but
1) dorky pinkish purplish color
2) too small
3) I don't know why I even "needed" them in the first place
I just looked and I can't even find them.....
Brenna Baker RIGHT🙄
I have glasses that look odd.
My glasses are square that are about the size of my eyes lol
although they are black thats red on the inside.
This was my childhood, these skits and so many other channels, I miss the old days
I'm crying, this is too good.
The best way to look smart is to always just so happen to be carrying a folder with all your papers that have good grades so anytime someone sees inside it they think you get good grades on everything (also pro tip is to not run into glass doors like me lol)
I'm in gifted & talented science, ELA, and math
And I'm an insanely shy person
-also 4x8 is 32-
+Booper Dooper same I am incredibly smart as well though it sucks sometimes being an introvert. It gets lonely.
Yeah
D:
+Booper Dooper i am in ingenuity and have to do high school work and because of that i have no life and no friends
I'm gifted in every subject, though I don't know why I suck at math
+Booper Dooper me too. totally
10 ways to become a ninja? :p
Matthias you're videos make me smile everyday. when i'm sad and i watch you're videos and i feel a lot better. i check you're sub count everyday to see if you've made it to 2 million subs. keep up the great work.
1:25 OMG THESE EDITING SKILLS ARE THE BOMB!!!
_I know my Boochan, if she sees this, will yell at me for this but..._
*_I'm told I'm smart and often look smart but I must be the least informed and intelligent person who could be told such malarkey._*
KL Ryusaki a
(on number eight) bless you
My friends are annoyed with how smart I am. Our teacher gives us really hard sets of questions, and when I get an 100, and every one else gets like a 50-70, They all get mad at me when they ask my score and I tell them. Then, after class, I cant talk with them, because they are talking about the questions, and if I said 1 word, they would get annoyed with me and say " DONT BRAG DUDE!!!!". Im not bragging!!!!! Yet, the oppisite thing happens when a girl gets an 100 with me (My friends are still mad at me, but the girls freinds all are like "Great Job!!!!") The lesson is, being Smart is Dangerous.
Its so annoying! Its also annoying when you get a question wrong and everyone laughs at you ;~;
Yep
How about when half the class is texting u asking about the math homework? I'm like, "X EQUALS 3!! COULD IT GET ANY EASIER?!"
It's also really annoying when the whole class knows nothing about your best subject. like me personally like English a lot, so I am the only one with the best score. all of my classemate constantly asking questions and copying the answers even though I have warned them i might be wrong. at least no one blame me for get the wrong answer though.
+Bảo Vy Nguyễn IKR MY CLASS CANNOT MATH!!
3:03 (REALLY FRIGGIN LOUD SNEEZE OH MY GOSH)
XD
him zipping his pants up wrong physically hurt me
I'll watch this later, I just wanted to be one of the first XD
For once
Rybellious. Me too, Jk it's 2017. This was made in 2015.
The thing that makes people appear smarter is to actually be smart. its not that hard. just listen and do well on tests.
pfft, wait what dose listen mean?
"dose"
+Trevor Foulks (It means shout as loud as you can when you want to say something)
spacemanandy2 thank's!
I rarely did good on tests, but people see me as a smart person
You do not only need to have glasses, you also need to know HOW to use them. How to adjust them on your nose, how to behave when you clean them (like taking a deep breath, shaking a bit your head and then starting a great speech), etc. u.u
haha brilliant!
***** Nope, not brilliant. Just... smart! ;)
4:12 use big words 😂😂😂
That was too much
I've actually memorized The Ultimate Comeback................... ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, SENPAI?! SENPAI, ARE YOU PROUD OF MEH?!!??!?!?!?!
probably not
Slow clap
Horsey girl *slowly forces hands down back to chair* no no no, not slow clap
senpai must first be proud
then slow clap
+ZGT LPS XD
+ZGT LPS What the heck is a "senpai" and why everyone is callining youtubers that name?
My smile looks like I'm cringing. Then I look back at that photo of me smiling and I cringe... it's just a horrible cringe loop.
I do the total opposite of all of these, but my friends call me a genius...
Then you might be a natural genius? ; )
Me too.
What did he say in the come back I get teased so plz help me
If you're getting teased about getting fat you can do this:
Bully:Run fatty run!
You: Yes I am fat but fat can slim down, your ugly face just can't be fixed by the scientist that made because the a face not even a mother can love.
You're welcome.
K Church The bully will bully you even more because you have bad grammar
That noise at the end tho
Mathias: Ahmmn
I don't have a nice smile, I don't have a creepy smile, I HAVE A RUBBISH SMILE
Here is a tip, put your hand on your chin and always be in deep thought
haha
+Matthias OMG you replied. You are my favorite youtuber. I can't believe it!!!!!
About bragging...I was bragging (just yesterday) about how smart I was. And humble, too. I'm a weirdo, don't judge.
I won't, I am to
Wear an outfit that matches. Go fourth my young Padawan
No emotion in a conversation, but drops of knowingness in your voice.
+Kitty Sans Same
Bless you
13K thinks they have a creepy smile.
A Noble Prize
SeanTheHOMIE Goes To me. Thank You, Thank You.
Goes to all of Matt's Subscriber's.
Dress reasonably. People aren't going to see you as very smart if you go walking around with your pants at your knees or your hoochies and hahas out for a show.
BLESS YOU, MATT
3:03 WITH CLOSED CAPTIONS OH MA GAWD SO FLIPPING FUNNY!!!!
I were glasses and I'm not smart
same
Emily Marie lol thx
dj edits Your grammar proves that you aren't lying
Why is it that even as a smart person, I still couldn't get half of what he said when he rapid fired those big words? I kind of use those in moderation thanks, although it would be funny to play with someone's intelligence by doing that.
Also I listen to heavy metal, rock and electronic music primarily and I'm in alot of advanced classes, though I am classically trained in violin and playing drums.
but I DO LOVE READING!!!!!!! am I smart :O.... LET'S TEST 2 + 2 ....oh that's easy 22!! :D IM A GENUS
It is 4 not 22
That was some very bombastic speech at the end there mattias.
Matthias you are a genius
Oh come on, D minor is too whiny! Why not A minor? It is a more 'serious' tone of minor to me.
apparently 19k people have a creepy smile
8|)
wow 5th view and 1st comment . wow i have no life lol
Me to no life club
its worse when my family is celebrating easter today
Omg I'm sorry for you
ehh only 8 ppl, most cooking and 2 were napping lol so nbd
3:03 "REALLY FRIGGIN LOUD SNEEZE OH MY GOSH" The Captions XDDDDDDD
#8 I was waiting for Matthias to say "know what I'm saying J-Fred"😂😂
So you're saying that 'using big words makes you smarter'?
How 'bout 'Antidisestablishmentarianism?
And, no. I have no clue what it means. :)
it means to go against the church or the government. Yea, I can spell it and define it, because I'm an English nerd.
Me too, I just have a sucky memory :P
Thanks, also!
No problem!
AntArctic Ok, it took me like 10 seconds to read that word😱Longest word ever!
BluJay I have a longer one: supercalifragilistticexpialidocious
The reason behind my creepy smiles, so people know not to mess with me, plus, if I'm mad at someone, I always smile, so I just turn it to a creepy smile which freaks them out.
I miss these videoa
Amanda: Your fly is open. Matthias: Do you mean zip fastener?
The best comeback ever: No insults please. Your face is insulting enough.
4:9 lol! "If you insinuate that I should tolerate such insubordination from a microscopic Individual such as yourself, you are laboring under an ironious illusion whose base is too obnoxious to be observed." 😂😂
I have MCAS (Massachusetts only test) and this vids relives my stress
that long sentence he said as a comeback, it made sense. and i liked it. im gonna use that, actually
I completely lost it at 0:44!!😂😂😂
0:36 i broke out laughing! LOLLL
another year of videos gone through, and you did a LOT of videos :) slowly catching up!
*screams his apartment down* I HAVE HAIR THAT DOES WHATEVER IT WANTS TO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mathias quote of the year
Matt you r my fav youtuber and you amanda and luna are the best couple and family on TH-cam
I need this! Thank you, Matt!
Matthias, you are the best, Sooooo funny, and one of the best youtubers EVER!!!
at number 1 i always try not to smile but my mouth is like "HEY LEMME OPEN OUR MOUTH WITH A BIG SMILE NOW!"
I have a serial killer grin so I tend to smirk... which apparently freaks people out even more.
Oh my god I HAVE to use that comeback
That’s one more person: you look smart, Matthias.
I liked the video because I love Matthias and his videos and I have a creepy smile
3:01 That's a well played line.
I smile creepier then others. But on the other half, I know everything. 😂
thank you matt
I are ready do most of these
who else broke out laughing when he said BLAH BLAH BLAH DE BLAH DE DAH at 2:19
That comeback though 😂😂
I don't know why but I love the way you sneeze.
that looked like there was really two mattthiases on the couch I'm impressed, even the pillow under him moved
"Did you mean zip fastener? Groans in pain." LOL
lol i actually like classical music XD
also the perfect comeback is "i agree" XD
That was the best birn I have ever heard
Clever editing trick!
Matt thanks for the tips
"so leave some tips down in the comments cuz I need some tips... for... a friend..." yeah that friend would be Brian. XD roasted
my hair does the same thing what ever it wants! it always looks different and super curly!
matt your smile is perfect and so are you. unlike me
2:00 my grandmother.
**scream of rage**
“Motsart makes babies smart”
-Kari McKeen, The Incredibles
When Matthias talked about "smiling makes you smarter", it reminded me that there is guy in my school who is smiling all the time and he didn't pass Year 11 and he is repeating it now XD
Lol
In 4k this looks so good
about number 4: when you are a musician, solo or in an orchestra, you know a huge variety of musical pieces; you even don't have to listen to them! and also you can show them when you play them!