Reading My Old Diary

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  • @DOPEorNOPE
    @DOPEorNOPE  9 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    Remember if you want to see a part two, LIKE the video! That lets me know you want it! :D Enjoy!

    • @gamereziomfazz3608
      @gamereziomfazz3608 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I havent seen it but just by looking at the thumbnail you know its gonna be funny

    • @gamereziomfazz3608
      @gamereziomfazz3608 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** ikr

    • @joelegear897
      @joelegear897 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think I used to have a diary but I don't use it and have no idea where the hell it is. Wow I'm really careful with my stuff!

    • @rileyday5634
      @rileyday5634 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Senpia noticed me!!!!!!!!

    • @thethreesistas
      @thethreesistas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was hilarious. Please do more.

  • @woahhhhhhh
    @woahhhhhhh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "Where Washington crapped." I'm dead.

  • @sirLegoalex
    @sirLegoalex 9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    My diary blew up. I'm not even kidding. Basically, Diary + Bad Fireworks + Desperate Running = No more Diary.

    • @Whatareulooknat
      @Whatareulooknat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SirLegoAlex rip in rip diary

    • @eshikad5190
      @eshikad5190 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SirLegoAlex xD I'm dying of laughter right now

    • @theoverlordbear
      @theoverlordbear 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, looks like your diary got launched to space. I wonder if aliens found them? (hahaha)

    • @angelnafeesa5332
      @angelnafeesa5332 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the Da BOMB!!!!:)

  • @puddingcup7445
    @puddingcup7445 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    OMG I was dying of laughter for some reason when he mentioned the motorcycle basketball

    • @banishingwarden
      @banishingwarden 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PUDDING CUP I was silent laughing because my parents are sleeping X''D

  • @elijahcaires861
    @elijahcaires861 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Where Washington Crapped."
    I'M FREAKING DYING OUT HERE XD

  • @troycress3961
    @troycress3961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:32-4:39 When Autocorrect gets you in really life!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @frankskabapolis3504
    @frankskabapolis3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i remember when this video first came out... hard to believe it was 5 years ago

  • @bencoops599
    @bencoops599 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Very funny died laughing at Washington crapped

    • @mariajoaojoaninha4565
      @mariajoaojoaninha4565 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @averagekid8134
      @averagekid8134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same, I was laughing the whole time

    • @djrobson2509
      @djrobson2509 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      BloodyJon 💔🙍🙍😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😧😧😧😧😦😯😯😯😯😯

    • @moremadmaxstudios179
      @moremadmaxstudios179 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Coops were is it

    • @gay-dm2mw
      @gay-dm2mw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

  • @evascally5368
    @evascally5368 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just want to say that ur videos changed my life. I get bullied a lot and only have a couple friends. Im usually misrable. Your videos absolutley changed my life. Thank you.

    • @evascally5368
      @evascally5368 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm eight

    • @petradobek8464
      @petradobek8464 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think its so cool that youtubers change people's lives like that. Hope things get better for you. I got bullied when I was eight. I'm twelve now.

    • @abigailholman5049
      @abigailholman5049 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Petra Dobek I think it's nice that people are supporting people in the comment section 😄

    • @WafflestheGreat
      @WafflestheGreat 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Abigail Holman I know right. Most people just go at em', sayin' "liar", "you suck" when it just makes it 10 times worse! Its so rare to find a comment like Petra's.

    • @robertbriggs2806
      @robertbriggs2806 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you want another friend

  • @AnkBert
    @AnkBert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    That firefly thing was both cool and horrible xD

    • @girlygamer1469
      @girlygamer1469 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes.

    • @mitsubaby8485
      @mitsubaby8485 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IKR😂😆

    • @americaoconnell9905
      @americaoconnell9905 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Vienneau
      @Vienneau 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katt Älskaren b

    • @the_last_raposa3810
      @the_last_raposa3810 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whats a firefly DO YOU JUST LIGHT FLYS ON FIRE IN AMERICA YOUR CRAZY

  • @gamergirlgrey3824
    @gamergirlgrey3824 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Matthias: Im using ''thens'' and ''ands'' like they're period!
    Me: So you use them monthly?

    • @knifecrxw
      @knifecrxw 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +GamerGirlGrey haha nice joke.

    • @gamergirlgrey3824
      @gamergirlgrey3824 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bengle Aj xD I cant tell if your joking or not but I thought everyone was gonna hate me and say WATCH THE YOUNG PPL ON THE INTERNETT!

    • @top10moar90
      @top10moar90 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +GamerGirlGrey But... HE'S A BOY!!!

    • @assassindg8286
      @assassindg8286 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +GamerGirlGrey If you're English, then you may not know that a full stop is a period in America, unless you are American xD

    • @deadpuddle2811
      @deadpuddle2811 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AssasinDG don't ruin the joke

  • @simplyshelbs16
    @simplyshelbs16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    haha yammy! I had a set of 4 diaries, each one with the cover of the Twilight books. I documented all 4 years of high school. I used to keep diary entries on our home computer in elementary school & middle school.

  • @nquisitiv3471
    @nquisitiv3471 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The where washington crapped part was so funny i had to pause the video i'm crying from laughter 😂

  • @cow9332
    @cow9332 9 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Fake snake skin diary.
    What did you do to the fake snake after you took the skin?
    Ate it?
    Did it taste yammy?

  • @lilyc4401
    @lilyc4401 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I'm twelve, and I feel a lot smarter after having watched this video...

  • @bigdumpy2654
    @bigdumpy2654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When I reread my diary I spelled "My dairy" my friend never let my live it down 🙏

    • @elppaenip
      @elppaenip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was "my diary" good though?

  • @amar2394
    @amar2394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember the old Matthias

  • @JoeDan54
    @JoeDan54 9 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Still a better diary than Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

    • @JoeDan54
      @JoeDan54 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Exactly

    • @drbrettgaming6016
      @drbrettgaming6016 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JoeDan54 xD

    • @morganagoesbananas
      @morganagoesbananas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And still a better Diary of Diary of a Wimpy Kid AND Dork Diaries.

    • @drbrettgaming6016
      @drbrettgaming6016 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like Diary of a Wimpy Kid...

    • @JoeDan54
      @JoeDan54 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DrBrettGaming The first few books are alright. But they got increasingly boring later on.
      And... we don't talk about the movies...

  • @Ilivepuppys
    @Ilivepuppys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    rewatching after years since im like I need a laugh again

  • @JanEkbom
    @JanEkbom 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have seen so many of your videos and I'm dying of laughter. Thank you for every laugh. Greetings from a Swede in Norway.

  • @Keralis
    @Keralis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I'll be your daddy! :p

    • @miro___
      @miro___ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wooowoowowow Keralis what are you doing here ;D

    • @DOPEorNOPE
      @DOPEorNOPE  9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Keralis *;)*

    • @ajkarmela3635
      @ajkarmela3635 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keralis What are you doing here? Also, where is Cities Skylines?

    • @jamiehurricane8684
      @jamiehurricane8684 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keralis I cant believe you watch Matthias too. That is awesome!

    • @MisMisWhovianposts
      @MisMisWhovianposts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you my daddy? Doctor who reference except I'm using daddy instead of mummy ;) idek

  • @raidoestwny8448
    @raidoestwny8448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i love the cat and dog movie i still remember when it came out

  • @vegaflingza5252
    @vegaflingza5252 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I just realized Matthias was 13 when I was born.
    I'm 13 now.

    • @adamguillory2428
      @adamguillory2428 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jess ღ Illuminati confirmed

    • @ballslover3000
      @ballslover3000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      26

    • @oliviaelbard
      @oliviaelbard 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jess ღ This messed up my brain idk why...

    • @clara-xs8ki
      @clara-xs8ki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jess ღ then we're the same age!!!!

    • @daphne1893
      @daphne1893 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was 14 when I was born I'm 12 now.

  • @velvettacheese9327
    @velvettacheese9327 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have kept a diary since 1985. This video makes me want to dig all my diaries out and read them

  • @emilymaheu4992
    @emilymaheu4992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Not pretty, but fun." I think I found the best description of myself 😂

  • @LindsayJaneAngelina
    @LindsayJaneAngelina 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "...where Washington crapped." HAHAHAHAHA!

    • @minayeonni670
      @minayeonni670 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOLOLOLOL I'm dying XD

    • @lunaslivers8697
      @lunaslivers8697 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Molly's Little Channel XD

    • @princesscutieaj1033
      @princesscutieaj1033 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lindzay Luv
      I just watched that part XD

    • @minayeonni670
      @minayeonni670 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i may have been very dramactic with thoses lols XD

    • @LindsayJaneAngelina
      @LindsayJaneAngelina 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Princess CutieAJ Looks like you play AJ! I do too! If you want to be buddies I am LindzayLuv!

  • @kenkaneki9883
    @kenkaneki9883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Something from my diary....
    "Hello I am bored so I am righting this for no reason. Bye" two years later "It has been two years. I am just bored so I am wreting tis. I am to lazi to fix my mistakes. Bye" 2 years later "Hi I am eating some chicken and it is so yummy."
    Worst diary ever

    • @lesliegreen8159
      @lesliegreen8159 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LET'S GET THIS TO BE THE TOP COMMENT!

    • @batimfan1236
      @batimfan1236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leslie Green YEP

    • @mappydog7684
      @mappydog7684 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No... no! Your spelling, NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @grijeshshrestha604
      @grijeshshrestha604 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ken Kan

    • @elppaenip
      @elppaenip 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This actually seems so interesting but honestly was the chicken hot and did it own a car?

  • @PracticalKen
    @PracticalKen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved this! At least you can read your writing and had background on your entries. 😀 I have an 1858 diary from MN before and after it became a State. I struggled with trying read the old cursive writing in my videos.

  • @binnebambaronn5047
    @binnebambaronn5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Who else remembers Matthias?

  • @BonemuncherAlex
    @BonemuncherAlex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    MY HIPS HURT STOP BEING FUNNY

  • @msshelley3919
    @msshelley3919 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Even though I'm a writer, I don't keep a diary. I've tried...but I never kept up with it and/or thought I was too boring etc.

    • @theoverlordbear
      @theoverlordbear 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it probably because of the desire to share your thoughts with others? I'm a creative writer and I felt like that a short time after trying to maintain a diary. I guess I understand what you felt there?

    • @xXbawilXx
      @xXbawilXx 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I keep a diary and have for five years but I call it a journal and don't bother with, today I did bla bla bla, I don't hold myself to time restraints, if I don't write in it for three months that's cool, if I write in it five times a day, that's cool too lol. Instead of writing what I've done every day, which is boring, I write when there is something cool that happened that I want to remember, or if I'm feeling crappy or whatever, when there is something I feel worth writing about, I write. Much easier to keep one :) there are no rules, it is your own personal diary, so make your own rules ^.^

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shelley Johann haha yeah, I spend too much time writing my fiction to be interested in keeping a diary.

    • @joeybot96000
      @joeybot96000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly the same with me.

  • @sarahatkinson1350
    @sarahatkinson1350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2018 and I'm still loving this

  • @GraceGames77
    @GraceGames77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I don't need a diary because my life is basically
    sleep
    eat
    youtube

    • @analoghorrors
      @analoghorrors 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Grace77 my life is
      sleep
      wake up
      go to school (i have school ;-;)
      come home
      youtube
      repeat

    • @Hi-kl4mu
      @Hi-kl4mu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @EtherealEverest
      @EtherealEverest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you said it like
      TH-cam
      Eat
      Sleep
      Then your life would be YES

    • @elppaenip
      @elppaenip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My life is trying to find a good friend sigh :(

    • @elppaenip
      @elppaenip 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like Merlin by the way

  • @billateabelgianwaffle779
    @billateabelgianwaffle779 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    EXACT journal entry from when I was 6/7:
    "SchOOL. SOMe time's i CriyD Becus I MiSt MY mom. IN frest GraD AND KiNDurgarDiN But IN KiNDurgarDiN Aftr A Week I HOMe School'D. PreeschooL. MY PreeSchooL Wus iN My ChrShe it Wus FuN."
    What even?.. I have no words.

  • @akirencat
    @akirencat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh you got a haircut you didn't tell me you got a haircut YOU CHANGED

  • @interolf2863
    @interolf2863 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This never gets old. this is probably the 17th time I've watched it and I still laugh

  • @SasukiChan
    @SasukiChan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    yummy?..... yammy!?! .... :o YAMMY XOX XD

  • @itisdinkytime6320
    @itisdinkytime6320 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    It sounds like hes reading all the comments in YGS

    • @girlyroblox6600
      @girlyroblox6600 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      IanPop lol yeh... btw has JAck made YGS #100 yet?

    • @avdoolittle
      @avdoolittle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Girly ROBLOX Nope.

    • @girlyroblox6600
      @girlyroblox6600 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duncan Daly the Epic How dare him..

    • @itisdinkytime6320
      @itisdinkytime6320 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has made about 100 YIAYS instead of YGS 100

    • @jrn4586
      @jrn4586 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IanPop isnt YGS 100 going to be a movie or something.

  • @theRainbowWhoovesshow
    @theRainbowWhoovesshow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sometimes i miss this Matt...

  • @Unity116
    @Unity116 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:30 I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁

  • @aervent8269
    @aervent8269 9 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    All I have to say is #STOPDADDY2k15

    • @DOPEorNOPE
      @DOPEorNOPE  9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Discorded Fitter Kitteh NEVAH

    • @KIPERFuN
      @KIPERFuN 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Discorded Fitter Kitteh wtf is that o_o
      I'm seeing that everywhere
      WTF IS STOPDADDY2K15 I DON'T UNDERSTAND

    • @aervent8269
      @aervent8269 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kiper Rainarch It is something Pewdie did

    • @aervent8269
      @aervent8269 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** oh... okay... *cowers in fear*

    • @KIPERFuN
      @KIPERFuN 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Discorded Fitter Kitteh but what is it about, what kinda thing?
      PLEASE dun make me have to go to ...his... channel and find out, I can't stand his videos x_x

  • @leylaguceri9269
    @leylaguceri9269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't use diarys because im terrible at keeping them. i write like 1 entry then give up...

    • @ellakrazykats8619
      @ellakrazykats8619 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leyla Guceri omg so true i have like 6 diarys

  • @clarefitz23
    @clarefitz23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OMG I WAS BORN IN 2001 THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY

    • @DOPEorNOPE
      @DOPEorNOPE  9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clare Fitzpatrick haha nice!

    • @xotedo1617
      @xotedo1617 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clare Fitzpatrick ME TOO! *high five*

    • @vossel
      @vossel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clare Fitzpatrick ME T.... nah

    • @superkellin900
      @superkellin900 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clare Fitzpatrick me to!

    • @kingtapyrrii7257
      @kingtapyrrii7257 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah me too, almost my 14th birthday. Wooooooo!!! wooo... me. yay

  • @nixarena383
    @nixarena383 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    when he said "i got a little inspiration from ThatcherJoe" MY HEART YES MY FAVES

  • @macaronitech
    @macaronitech 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mac and cheese is my favorite food. iT'S SO YAMMY

  • @KB_MUFC
    @KB_MUFC 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought you meant your dad literally scarred you! Thank goodness!

  • @ibbly587
    @ibbly587 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    (In my defense I was 5 or 6)
    der dairy the cat was delishis tuday but it tasted like fish. (i had a weird imagination as a kid, or I just can't remember eating a cat!)

  • @j0yc.e
    @j0yc.e 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't stop smileing and laphing.

  • @bakedpotato7746
    @bakedpotato7746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    once i made a peanut butter sandwhich. i cheated though because i used chocolate instead of peanut butter. i actually cheated alot because i used chocolate instead of bread as well. so it wasnt really a peanut butter sandwhich, and it was actually a salad.

    • @professorphoenixia1245
      @professorphoenixia1245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      White Cat // DeltaPixelmania a salad?

    • @user-dq7fl3xk3t
      @user-dq7fl3xk3t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      White Cat // DeltaPixelmania haha
      Wut ._.

    • @elppaenip
      @elppaenip 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its simple it was a salad which once was a peanutbuttersandwichcheatchocpenautalotchocobreadsand
      simple easy to understand
      just kidding that took me so much effort i now feel like a potato

  • @prettykitty1248
    @prettykitty1248 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    dairy entries from when I was 6 1/4:
    dear dairy,
    today we went to the store and we got milk and went to the movies it was fon (fun) because the film was hood (good) then we ate some drunks (what even?!) and went hoe (home also, why?!) because i was tired.
    2/4
    dear dairy,
    today I met I boy called __ and I have a cruch (crush) on him but I don't like him (waa? muc (much) because he is dum (dumb) and I think __ likes him.
    3/4
    dear dairy,
    today was kol (cool) because chicken ug (egg) hackd (hacked) our graden (garden also, what the actual f***?) (I think I meant hatched in our garden but still..?) then we cooked the chicken and ate it then icrem. (what?) (probably meant we had chicken for dinner then icecream after that, I hope 😕)
    4/4
    dear dairy,
    today my crush asked me out and I sad (said) yes but __ asked him out and he said no because he was single (?!) the (then) I dumped him because I like dogs (umm.. ok..?) and he said __ didn't want a duck (date) and I said find another dip (date once again) because he liked worms. (ok..)

    • @twinkiedoge3014
      @twinkiedoge3014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Then I dumped him cuz I like dogs" XDDDDDDDD

    • @acloudl7001
      @acloudl7001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol this is fun for reading

    • @cakes7321
      @cakes7321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL
      " the chicken egg hacked our garden"

    • @trickstar2577
      @trickstar2577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty Kitty so which dairy product were you talking to?

    • @nathanh775
      @nathanh775 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty Kitty Q

  • @Donut.GT.06
    @Donut.GT.06 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm 12 right now

  • @xavierfauver
    @xavierfauver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had a journal once, and the first page was pretty much me saying I was glad my brother lost his game.

  • @theworldendedadayago.goodl3916
    @theworldendedadayago.goodl3916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Where Washington crapped?"

    • @anon9
      @anon9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The World Ended A Day Ago. Good luck. I was literally on that part when I saw your comment!!!!!

  • @blank3651
    @blank3651 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wasn't even born when u wrote this

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Miss. Cookii Same here. I still can't believe how much he sucked at writing... I am much, much better than that. Although, listening to it was hilarious.

    • @blank3651
      @blank3651 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lycan Ferret yeah true

    • @marties5404
      @marties5404 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same i was born 4 yrs latter

    • @marties5404
      @marties5404 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** yes, yes i am

    • @marties5404
      @marties5404 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually im 10 i have an early birth day

  • @lamm1239
    @lamm1239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have seen cats and dogs too

  • @leala-mayricecake4288
    @leala-mayricecake4288 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:02 this bit cracked me up and I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spacexblues
    @spacexblues 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have a Diary and all I put in it was
    "Dear Diary today I went to school it was boring well till tomorrow"
    I was like 9 and now im 12 and its like NEVER GET A DIARY :| lol

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lauren Luxon Are you me? That is exactly what I did, same ages. "June 8th, 2012 Today I went to school, we did a plant project. I hate school. I just like science and ELA. I ate dinner. I went to sleep." Then I realized I hate making diaries and never wrote another one or started one.

    • @spacexblues
      @spacexblues 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol Lycan Ferret idk :P

    • @spacexblues
      @spacexblues 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol+Lycan Ferret

  • @Evansilcox
    @Evansilcox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Need a reading old diary part 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lifeisterrible2998
      @lifeisterrible2998 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Super Cyborg Man flash, stop fucking timelines plz

  • @meoowwwwwwwwwwww
    @meoowwwwwwwwwwww 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    my diary is written in perfect Russian :3

    • @MrAki2911
      @MrAki2911 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      say apple russian

    • @meoowwwwwwwwwwww
      @meoowwwwwwwwwwww 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Axutähtivideot яблока

    • @MrAki2911
      @MrAki2911 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      awesome!
      Bye

    • @cookiefox1330
      @cookiefox1330 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol so is my moms....she's Russian XP

    • @meoowwwwwwwwwwww
      @meoowwwwwwwwwwww 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cookie Fox 13 cool!

  • @_aplant_
    @_aplant_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:45 Washington crapped lol😂😂

  • @Ren-lb9fo
    @Ren-lb9fo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this diary is three years older than me

  • @yorick22
    @yorick22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know this is irrelevant at this point, but....
    October 7, 2007
    Today I woke up an did nothing. I went to bass pro shop and got sum Gummi werms, they were the yummy tasty!

  • @leylaguceri9269
    @leylaguceri9269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In 2001, i was an egg ._.

    • @kajemahal
      @kajemahal 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leyla Guceri

  • @EhhhCanadian
    @EhhhCanadian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    does anyone else rewatch these at a certain time of year? For me, it's winter.

  • @hihi-li4hh
    @hihi-li4hh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Desemder 15th 2010
    ite omost me bierday 😄
    dem i fomd ot a derraff hez 4 legzz YAHJO

  • @ami6325
    @ami6325 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Matthias you re awesome! :3
    I really need some firends .-.

    • @ami6325
      @ami6325 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi?

    • @ami6325
      @ami6325 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      .-.

    • @imnotsuspiciousshh
      @imnotsuspiciousshh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Coco Wolf I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!!! The last words you will ever read, look behind you... XD I did that to one of my real friends. We're still friends, I think... lol

    • @imnotsuspiciousshh
      @imnotsuspiciousshh 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** XD

    • @drawesome821
      @drawesome821 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      we're all here for you

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    wait.. boys have diarys?

  • @dr9076
    @dr9076 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG I DIED AT THE YAMMY PART!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @ZanZan72
    @ZanZan72 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I JUST GOT GLASSES oops caps i sound so dumb now =T

    • @annatuite5668
      @annatuite5668 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Azanda LaBoy-Vogt welcome to the club. Here are your burgers and be sure to get your VIP tickets to everything. Have a good night!

    • @NayaFree
      @NayaFree 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD wtf man!

    • @awkwardly.denira7324
      @awkwardly.denira7324 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naya Free um I just saw you in another video xD

    • @briannabeilbymcleod3714
      @briannabeilbymcleod3714 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Azanda LaBoy-Vogt lol

    • @bjdgamesandmore6517
      @bjdgamesandmore6517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Azanda LaBoy-Vogt Lol I thought you got glasses 😂😂😂

  • @chloesmith4355
    @chloesmith4355 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YOUR TWICE MY AGE LOL

  • @greggles1
    @greggles1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    ........lol im 10 and I got great grammmmmmarerd! grammar lol haha u got rekt XD

    • @redacted2225
      @redacted2225 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same and I got outstanding grammar

    • @redacted2225
      @redacted2225 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +FletchedArrow Minecraft & more no joke I'm a really smart kid

    • @snowflakeandbananagamming6253
      @snowflakeandbananagamming6253 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I too,I'm the smartest in me's classes. just kidding! X) (but seriously , i am the smartest in my class

    • @Cookieolicity
      @Cookieolicity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did I have to be 12 :c But I have better grammar than Matthais lol #GetRekt

    • @jogiesler5872
      @jogiesler5872 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Snowflake and Banana play minecraft yeah me too I'm the smartest in my class and I'm in high school and I'm 11

  • @Zoelilhaus
    @Zoelilhaus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    While I was watching this, I was brushing my teeth, my mouth was full of tooth paste and when I laughed, to the paste went everywhere 😂

  • @weimisocute
    @weimisocute 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    how old is he, he seems 20

  • @-kerplink-7738
    @-kerplink-7738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    matthias draw your life

  • @coolkittys1028
    @coolkittys1028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It 2as hilarious hahaha

  • @sugababyyy
    @sugababyyy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I use to watch Cats&Dogs all the time!!! That was probably my favorite movie when I was little.

  • @cecewerbenjagermanjensen3179
    @cecewerbenjagermanjensen3179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wow ur old cuz I wasn't a thing in 2001

  • @serokunii
    @serokunii 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2001=12 years old now ur 27 in 2016??? XD

    • @kajemahal
      @kajemahal 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LillpopWolf

  • @euglossadilemma9004
    @euglossadilemma9004 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    100 people need to get a life

  • @miac1379
    @miac1379 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matthias:It was "Yammy"
    Me:*dies laughing*

  • @savannah3zzzzzz
    @savannah3zzzzzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Comment if your watching in 2017

  • @sk-ld4gn
    @sk-ld4gn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2001=12 years old so +16=28

    • @gaming55-e9x
      @gaming55-e9x 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      woop ?? I don't know

  • @delanie9421
    @delanie9421 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Not pretty but fun MEEEEEE

  • @masonnukefuser8174
    @masonnukefuser8174 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    when you said "where he crapped" I was laughing so hard I cried

  • @Themosquito44
    @Themosquito44 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally crying right now so funny

  • @pianocovers456
    @pianocovers456 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I died when he said "He didn't want to do it in front of people, but now he really wants to do it in front of people"

  • @flyingtoasteroven2578
    @flyingtoasteroven2578 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:29 OMG I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I PEED MY PANTS

  • @edie122
    @edie122 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    this whole video i was crying in laughter!

  • @corransharkie3387
    @corransharkie3387 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG!!!!! that made me laugh so much thank you matthias.

  • @tales_and_tea441
    @tales_and_tea441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best video ever can't stop laughing

  • @Snowqueen10123
    @Snowqueen10123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Where Washington Crapped" OMG I think I died at this

  • @sugercookie6520
    @sugercookie6520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    at 1:56 he said yammy my reaction
    yammy... yammy YAMMY MASH
    AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Umbreon4ever
    @Umbreon4ever 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Where Washington crapped."
    Okay that just killed me.

  • @msfox-mi1sr
    @msfox-mi1sr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    and Washington crapped...
    I CRACKED UP WHEN HE SAID THAT

  • @valeriabarigazzi803
    @valeriabarigazzi803 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Washington, like the actual dude" 😂😂

  • @goldshort
    @goldshort 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:53 "What the AM i doing here" lol

  • @amyfehringer-tschopp5068
    @amyfehringer-tschopp5068 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matthias you are the funnyiest person

  • @sashamasek4136
    @sashamasek4136 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was watching Matthis and then went downstairs then realized what the heck am I doing here then went back to my room to watch more matthis lol

  • @rivertgs1720
    @rivertgs1720 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laugh so hard on your videos keep up the good work

  • @rikufever5516
    @rikufever5516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "KEEP OUT"
    it reminded me of a novel called keep :""))