“The company went Bankrupt with extreme prejudice” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH telltale, you predicted you’re own future
@@OctaviousNight I doubt they were ever trying to hide that; it's Randy fucking Pitchford, after all. He's kind of the Trump of the Video Game industry, in that for the last fifteen years or so he's made his career thrive off of being universally hated, because it's better to be publicly despised than ignored.
@@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 yah I wouldn’t be shocked,and since this was at another studio he probably wouldn’t risk any trouble from anyone especially if it was under the guise of a “joke”
GLaDOS: fisfjpaiodgjfgodnh Sam & Ash: ??? GLaDOS: (Looks towards Claptrap) Oh! ffiodasfpsdogjdfpo Claptrap: Yowza! Brock: Did I miss something? Claptrap: "Kumquat..." GLaDOS: Oh, stop it.
@@tlebron8426 Brody Foxx, the "yo mama" guy from the yo mama jokes videos? Because i remember the voice actor as Flynn from Skylanders. And if i'm not mistaken, he also voice Sal from Sam and Max: the Devil's Playhouse.
Dear god, I've got some mixed feelings about Poker Night 2. On the one hand, I love the conversations, on the other, I've currently got a forty-eight game losing streak, and only one damn win. And most of those losses are because Ash keeps suckering me..he keeps betting regardless of what he has.
***** I noticed. My loss count is up to one hundred and twenty eight..and I don't know if I should congradulate him and stay away from poker for the rest of my life, or slap that one armed bandit with his own prosthetic limb.
BlueDemonofFire Don't pay to see the flop with bad hole cards, in the long run it loses you money. Against Ash, don't worry about losing hands when he raises before the flop, just wait till you have good cards and then call him. It's chancy, but poker's a chancy game. But yeah, playing poker for real money probably wouldn't work out well for you...
"maybe we'd all be better off if we drank a little mouse poop" Gotta hand it to Ash. walked right into a trap but he didn't buckle. Stood by what he said like a champ.
TellTale is bankrupt from what I gather. However, this still wouldn't work because Deadpool is like the Joker: expensive as hell to get but worthwhile on the team. Ryan Reynolds is basically a multimillionaire now, and is extremely busy since his last performance. Bojack is also similar in that they require some kind of license to get him and Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell ain't cheap either. Rick is the realistic option since they do have the Cartoon Network license and Justin Roiland isn't exactly picky on where he goes.
Date of Great Digital Event Horizon according to Claptrap: 2033. Year when the main events of "The Last of Us" take place: 2033. I'm not taking this seriously, but I just thought it was something interesting to note.
This is what I love about poker night. It puts completely unrelated characters in the same room, often allowing for sides of them that are rarely seen to shine. I would have never thought that the Sam, Brock, Ash and Clap would have made for such a great quartet, or that heavy was such a chill guy outside the field, or that Clap and GLaDOS would make for such a great ship if these games never existed.
We dealt with it. Ashley was indeed instrumental in stopping them. It was a glorious battle, I'm sorry for everyone who missed it. Incidentally, if anyone starts getting a craving for rose-flavoured jelly, lock them in a cupboard and summon your local warlock. If the warlock feels the need to summon assistance, get outside a 50 mile radius, because s**t is about to happen.
Yeah, If you have ever played a Sam and Max game, Sam says hilarious "what the heck" phrases that are definitely note-worthy. Great way to teach yourself not to swear :)
And Lok from "Tak and the Power of Juju". And Kronk on "Emperor's New Groove". And the flight attendent on Soarin' over California. And that one guy on "Rules of Engagement". And... DAMN, Patrick Warburton's a busy actor!
Grym Griffin The comics man, and fair enough I just noticed that too! Yep, ol Ashy has taken on Jason and Freddy, and when he took on the later he was juiced up with Deadite powers. He's had a time. Wish that was Canon in Ash Vs Evil Dead.
"Well done. Now we'll see how you do when I'm NOT stacking the deck in your favor." "Why can't I get cards like that?" "Because you're a moron." priceless
For number 3, there should be: Richthofen Bill Cipher Wheatley Space Core Chell EDITED VERS: Ghost(MW2) Richtofen(BO2) Wheatley(Portal 2) Master Chief(Halo) Engineer(TF2) Edit 2: *_Literally the whole TF2 team_* For number four: Half Life team. For number F I V E: All left 4 dead characters.
@@sweptruby1562 Because those 3 would be the most iconic, as Wheatley hates space core, chell hates GLaDOS (the narrator of the plays). So yeah, I figure it'd be funny.
Not exactly. You can get it on Amazon for $6. If your computer is OS (Be it Windows or Mac), you can play it. It'll give you a code to put in your steam account and it'll go instantly into your steam games library. :3
You mean Joe Swanson. The best part about both characters is that they're normally calm and collective, but they go apeshit when they lose their patience. XD
For 3 we should get the most random of characters, like, imagine the possibility of facing Rick, Thanos, John Wick and.... I dont know... maybe someone you'd never expect from a game in 2017... maybe Natsuki? IDFK really. But I can just imagine the conversations. 'So, what do you do for a living Rick?' 'I go on adventures with my grandson Morty across time, universes and shit., What about you?' 'I fight against 98 other people in a battle for last man standing. Thanos, what do you do?' 'I try to kill superheroes.' 'You know there's many alternate universes in which you win.' 'Is it a good universe?' 'It's bat shit insane that's what it is.' 'What about the girl, how did she even get in, she looks young as hell.' 'Well sorry for using this to escape my father!' 'Don't worry, my son probably hates me too.' 'You all have issues... You try to end the world, you're a shit parent and you...' 'I'm neglected...' 'Right....'
Ok seeing Claptrap and GLaDOS flirting is weird, funny but weird.
When is that?
Friggin robot human
@@Merkhahba 4:20
It's wierd, but I ship it.
Kumquat
"It made E.T. look like Halo."
That's quite an accomplishment.
Wow that must've been a REALLY terrible game to pull off that accomplishment.
GG. at least i never heard of it.
hot damn
6:40 for context
3:06 omg GLaDOS’ little giggle is so cute
3:04 :]
3:05
T.G. Mas Nah, 3:05 cuts off the "t" in 'Tee Hee'
10:40
"Hey Sam! I think I've hit *brraaaiiiinn* "
That will always get a chuckle out of me.
"It's true. It's driving me insane. Just like Lizzie Borden."
Gods BLESS your magnificent sarcasm, GLaDOS.
“The company went Bankrupt with extreme prejudice” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH telltale, you predicted you’re own future
*You are own future*
Speaking of quotes that didn’t age well,Claptrap has one where he tries to say working at Gearbox sucks sssooooo I guess we got a twofer here
@@OctaviousNight I doubt they were ever trying to hide that; it's Randy fucking Pitchford, after all. He's kind of the Trump of the Video Game industry, in that for the last fifteen years or so he's made his career thrive off of being universally hated, because it's better to be publicly despised than ignored.
@@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 yah I wouldn’t be shocked,and since this was at another studio he probably wouldn’t risk any trouble from anyone especially if it was under the guise of a “joke”
What that some crazed, murder-happy secret agent was gonna kill every single person in the building?
I love how quick Ash is to slug claptrap across the faceplate when the idea is put out that he needs a quick hit to reset.
Claptrap is sometimes annoying as hell
I'm glad someone else noticed it too!
GLADOS _LAUGHED._
Her and Claptrap would be cute together 💛
Docktor not the best robot laugh though... But still, really.
@Broly The Sarcastic Savage And in the pre-sequel programmed to be able to harm humans again.
Let's be honest honest. She just wants him to have his hard down so that she can rip out his voice chip.
Sam and Max honestly have the most wholesome relationship.
YES- the one convo with the Zoo made my heart melt
@@yaboijosh1296 yeah, theyre the rarest gay couple in media, the gay couple that just acts like good friends.
@@theinfamousguil the fuck is wrong with you
GLaDOS: fisfjpaiodgjfgodnh
Sam & Ash: ???
GLaDOS: (Looks towards Claptrap) Oh! ffiodasfpsdogjdfpo
Claptrap: Yowza!
Brock: Did I miss something?
Claptrap: "Kumquat..."
GLaDOS: Oh, stop it.
Just An LPer flirting in binary code
Brock: Ugh, freaking robot humour.
0:46
Wait, so if he hadn't got stuck in a loop, he would've just said boobies out of nowhere?
Yep.
Stewartsaurus he was probably thinking about moxxie lol
Eyup.
so theres no context im missing? he just wanted to say boobies? ok lol
I too would stutter if I saw boobies
10:13 absolutely loved that bit from Claptrap. So much bleeped cursing, I love it!
7:32 I’ll never get over Brock Samson (Joe Swanson) saying this...
I can definitely imagine Kronk saying that
He’s also the voice of Brody.
@@tlebron8426 Brody Foxx, the "yo mama" guy from the yo mama jokes videos?
Because i remember the voice actor as Flynn from Skylanders. And if i'm not mistaken, he also voice Sal from Sam and Max: the Devil's Playhouse.
@@jacktheomnithere2127 so that’s the joke behind why Brock reminds Sam of Sal. Huh, cool.
@@tlebron8426
Brody is voiced by Brock Baker. Brock Samson and the others (Cronk, Joe, etc.) are voiced by Patrick Warburton
10:08 When I die in Borderlands or in another game when I almost beat the boss
Same
Dark souls
Any of the harder Souls-borne bosses in a nutshell
5:28 I feel ya, Brock
Dear god, I've got some mixed feelings about Poker Night 2. On the one hand, I love the conversations, on the other, I've currently got a forty-eight game losing streak, and only one damn win. And most of those losses are because Ash keeps suckering me..he keeps betting regardless of what he has.
The greatest bluffer out there.
*****
I noticed. My loss count is up to one hundred and twenty eight..and I don't know if I should congradulate him and stay away from poker for the rest of my life, or slap that one armed bandit with his own prosthetic limb.
BlueDemonofFire It`s for this reason alone that I don`t wish to play poker myself. Poor you.
BlueDemonofFire Don't pay to see the flop with bad hole cards, in the long run it loses you money. Against Ash, don't worry about losing hands when he raises before the flop, just wait till you have good cards and then call him. It's chancy, but poker's a chancy game.
But yeah, playing poker for real money probably wouldn't work out well for you...
As quoted from Tycho, 'Maybe you should go into the options menu and set the game to a lower difficulty.'
or something like this
2:50 Glados tells it like it is.
tee hee
_the boy's soul is mine_
Rats!
sam hates riddles and clowns I guess he has something in common with batman.
woah i just got to that part as i read this
10:14 Clap Trap snapped?! then 10 seconds later, he's a good sport?!
Frustration venting ahoy. Also LOLs.
He's a robot, it could be a verbal rage subroutine.
Well, the fact is, screaming can help relieve stress.
*"well duh, you're a doof Sam."*
god I love Max
Wait....... did GLaDOS and Clap flirt?
She also loves his robot-equivalent of cologne.
@@youngveggies6558 GLaDOS said it was driving her crazy (the murder woman kind)
"And now I'm learning arousal"
im starting to question what Hyperion was thinking when they programmed claptrap
“Take me some place funny...like the zoo” is a perfect exit 😂
"maybe we'd all be better off if we drank a little mouse poop"
Gotta hand it to Ash. walked right into a trap but he didn't buckle. Stood by what he said like a champ.
So everyone is constantly saying that want Rick and Deadpool in 3, but where's the love for Bojack Horseman?
I’d love Bojack in a game like this
TellTale is bankrupt from what I gather.
However, this still wouldn't work because Deadpool is like the Joker: expensive as hell to get but worthwhile on the team. Ryan Reynolds is basically a multimillionaire now, and is extremely busy since his last performance.
Bojack is also similar in that they require some kind of license to get him and Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell ain't cheap either.
Rick is the realistic option since they do have the Cartoon Network license and Justin Roiland isn't exactly picky on where he goes.
Nah, we need the the mighty monarch!!
@@jayjay86443 Will ARNETT you dingaling.
Deadpool overstays his welcome in anything.
Honestly I had more fun listening to these guys talk to each other than I do playing cards.
Date of Great Digital Event Horizon according to Claptrap: 2033.
Year when the main events of "The Last of Us" take place: 2033.
I'm not taking this seriously, but I just thought it was something interesting to note.
Guess everyone that had musical talent died.
Only 13 years away.
So does Metro 2033... obviously
@@allhandsondik7803
Russian Hard Bass will never die.
Oh, My, GOD WE NEED MORE OF GLADOS' GIGGLE CENTER!
Tee hee
This is what I love about poker night. It puts completely unrelated characters in the same room, often allowing for sides of them that are rarely seen to shine. I would have never thought that the Sam, Brock, Ash and Clap would have made for such a great quartet, or that heavy was such a chill guy outside the field, or that Clap and GLaDOS would make for such a great ship if these games never existed.
Facts
“The Biden to your Obama!”
*spit take*
Did we just elect Claptrap?!
I like how Brock's eyes dilate when he gets mad
I never realized how savage GLaDOS was until now lmao
I love GLaDOS ! and she's cute with Claptrap
+onehappy pepper (onehappypepper) Because, both of them are robots. :)
Ashley Bonilla ye
onehappy pepper :)
Glados: your question is activating my rarely used giggle center. tee. hee.
Claptrap: rats!
I didn't know Glados had a giggle center.
Champion Umbreon LOL XD
It's 2016...WHERE'S THE INVASION!?
IKR
Wait until the school is out
We dealt with it. Ashley was indeed instrumental in stopping them. It was a glorious battle, I'm sorry for everyone who missed it.
Incidentally, if anyone starts getting a craving for rose-flavoured jelly, lock them in a cupboard and summon your local warlock. If the warlock feels the need to summon assistance, get outside a 50 mile radius, because s**t is about to happen.
Okay I want to see that Mortal Kombat Knock-Off Brock was talking about!
It cracks me up that Claptrap's drink option comes in a children's sippy-cup!
Nobody:
Ash: *We should drink mouse poop!*
Yeah, If you have ever played a Sam and Max game, Sam says hilarious "what the heck" phrases that are definitely note-worthy. Great way to teach yourself not to swear :)
Note to self, call more people emotionally stunted rhomboids
does... does claptrap wanna do something with glados?
no . . . but I can tell you do
Yeah he wanna puts his usb into her port. I hope clap has a type C usb. GLaDOS like her men big.
Claptrap wanna clap that robot ass if you know what I mean.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
when claptrap kept going like: b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- i completley lost it when he said boobies!
4:21 whats happening?
Ugly Barnacle 58 "Kumquats"
TuTu Blondie. GENIUS!
"... Made that E.T. game look like Halo."
when someone dies on minecraft hardcore mode 10:08
2:17
GLaDOS: Broooock? Broooock? Do you require assistaaaance?
GLaDOS: A swift blow to the head wouldn't hur-
Ash: Don't need to tell me twice! *WHACK*
Such a weird imagination that glados probably falls for claptrap xD
2.17
Glados: Brock, do you require assistance?
Brock: I'M FINEEEE!
And Lok from "Tak and the Power of Juju". And Kronk on "Emperor's New Groove". And the flight attendent on Soarin' over California. And that one guy on "Rules of Engagement". And... DAMN, Patrick Warburton's a busy actor!
I love the Halo reference, for um, reasons....
"Take me somewhere funny, like the Zoo" that IS funny
The Nightmare King and the immortal hockey mask killer? How the fuck did I not notice that!?
Grym Griffin The comics man, and fair enough I just noticed that too! Yep, ol Ashy has taken on Jason and Freddy, and when he took on the later he was juiced up with Deadite powers. He's had a time. Wish that was Canon in Ash Vs Evil Dead.
So nobody else searched for this, right? You also fell asleep on auto play and woke up to this in confusion
"What in the name of Walt Wittman's six-cylinder riding a lawnmover just happend here?"- I think I got a new term to use besides :what the fuck..."
I miss this game!
I will never get tired of hearing GLaDOS calling someone a moron, regardless of the context...
If there was a sequel to this game, then most likely Claptrap will be there with his current design from BL3 and the new voice actor for him as well.
I hope he is, he was a big highlight for me
Favorite moments were 0:45-2:04, 2:50-3:07, 4:20, 5:28, 5:54, 8:23, 9:27, and 10:07
"Well done. Now we'll see how you do when I'm NOT stacking the deck in your favor."
"Why can't I get cards like that?"
"Because you're a moron."
priceless
"made that E.T. game look like Halo."
god damn.
9:39
the rule 34 community when glados was revealed
1:05 "A swift blow to the head wouldn't hu-"
*Ash punches claptrap without hesitation*
Okay, that got me.
2021 dubstep is still kickin some what strong
Claptrap and GLaDoS banter is the best.
10:12 huh, so that's where that voice clip came from...
10:12
Miss me, miss me, now you have to KISS ME!!!
I wish I can still get this game
You can still find the game for around 5-6 bucks on places like Amazon or G2A. It gives you a code which will automatically link it to your steam.
4:35
"friggin robot human.."
*Stares in pre-robot glados*
needs some more characters, bojack, archer, peter griffin, and the Pigeon from Mike Tysons mysteries
2016 is right around the corner, let's see that DeGrassi invasion with Ash
9:02, is Claptrap talking about Jason Voorhees?
Yes. Ash was in a freddy vs jason vs ash comic
Claptrap and GLaDOS are some of the funniest valve caracters IMO.
Claptrap is Gearbox, not Valve
GLaDOS: "Now we'll see how you do when I'm not stacking the deck in your favor."
Me: "Was she helping the player cheat?"
10:16 Love Clap's swear storm! LOL
10:16
Claptrap: Hey Ash, ever thought about taking up a sidekick?
Ash: I'm more of a solo act.
Me: coughSamfromEvilDeadRegenerationcough
“The Biden to your Obama!” I actually died on that
“Kumquat”
Why was that funny?
Claptrap predicted internet humor
God GLaDOS is a treat
7:32 "Missed me missed me now you have to kiss me!" xD
God I love Patrick Warburton’s voice.
"The dub is the only music that survives the great digital event horizon of 2033"
Well, I think Despacito may make it out fine too.
god i wish they would put this back up for buying
9:27 Claptrap feels Envy...
For number 3, there should be:
Richthofen
Bill Cipher
Wheatley
Space Core
Chell
EDITED VERS:
Ghost(MW2)
Richtofen(BO2)
Wheatley(Portal 2)
Master Chief(Halo)
Engineer(TF2)
Edit 2:
*_Literally the whole TF2 team_*
For number four:
Half Life team.
For number F I V E: All left 4 dead characters.
DankMemeFBI DankMemeCIA why are 3 of them from the same game?
@@sweptruby1562 Because those 3 would be the most iconic, as Wheatley hates space core, chell hates GLaDOS (the narrator of the plays).
So yeah, I figure it'd be funny.
I always said I wanted this game, never got it. It's too late now
Not exactly. You can get it on Amazon for $6. If your computer is OS (Be it Windows or Mac), you can play it. It'll give you a code to put in your steam account and it'll go instantly into your steam games library. :3
Glados pasing through claptrap at 6:31
You mean Joe Swanson. The best part about both characters is that they're normally calm and collective, but they go apeshit when they lose their patience. XD
"ah fudgenuggets"
guess im not the only one who say that
4:53 I sometimes imagine the player is Chell since she doesn't speak and GLaDOS always makes fun of her. XD
Rick Sanchez for Poker Night 3!
same !!
i was thinking the same thing!!
I was thinking about including Big Daddy from Bioshock or the sole survivor from Fallout
Nightmare King and Immortal Hockey Mask Killer. Ah a reference to the comic crossovers
3:04 that "Tee hee" makes me want to simp for GLaDOs
"Hey Sam, I think I've hit BRrraaAIIiiin"
Brock looking like a telltale character. 😅
The game is made by telltale though
Glados and Clap trap hahahaha best combo
Proud Survivor of the Degrassi Invasion of 2016
This is my asmr for sleep
"Hey Sam! I've think I've hit brain!"
For 3 we should get the most random of characters, like, imagine the possibility of facing Rick, Thanos, John Wick and.... I dont know... maybe someone you'd never expect from a game in 2017... maybe Natsuki? IDFK really. But I can just imagine the conversations.
'So, what do you do for a living Rick?'
'I go on adventures with my grandson Morty across time, universes and shit., What about you?'
'I fight against 98 other people in a battle for last man standing. Thanos, what do you do?'
'I try to kill superheroes.'
'You know there's many alternate universes in which you win.'
'Is it a good universe?'
'It's bat shit insane that's what it is.'
'What about the girl, how did she even get in, she looks young as hell.'
'Well sorry for using this to escape my father!'
'Don't worry, my son probably hates me too.'
'You all have issues... You try to end the world, you're a shit parent and you...'
'I'm neglected...'
'Right....'