The first 100 people to go to www.blinkist.com/businessblaze are going to get unlimited access for 1 week to try it out. You'll also get 25% off if you want the full membership
In bars you typically stock a basic example of various types of alcohol for instance you can order a glass of the "house white win" when it comes to hard alcohol the cheap stuff sits in the well next to the ice so unless otherwise speciified who ever orders "a bourbon" would just get the well bourbon, or the house red wine or the house beer.
Having 30 different ways he is recaptured and eventually agreeing to writing a new script Final page first letters of word from the front spells please send last letters spell help please followed up with just a non coded line Simon is screaming again
If we really wanted a good video about dungeons, we'd have a video about how Chiang Kai-shek's nephew bankrupted his energy company in Houston by building a massive nuclear proof survival bunker up on the higher side of the San Jacinto River in Montgomery County. This was an insane place. Courtrooms and dungeons were plentiful. Ling-Chieh Kung could have become the ruler of North America if nuclear war happened. Instead, Westlin Oil went bankrupt during the late eighties oil crunch. Ling-Chieh Kung didn't have the cash to survive this because he spent all the company's cash assets on the bunker.
Danny. Longer. Also, there are two types of Business Blaze viewers. The first is the newcomer that believe they will learn important business tricks. And the rest of us that appreciate forced labor.
I love how direct Simon is, he doesn’t skirt around issues or try to be like, “everyone enjoyed the first episode so much I decided to gift you with a second one”, he just says, “views are moneyyyy baby!”.
Simon: "Danny make the scripts shorter!" Also Simon: "ooh I love a good story, Danny!" Simon in response to Danny's litany of diligently descriptive adjectives that detail humorous similes and metaphors while drenching us in OGBB references for a thoroughly immersive Blazing experience: "Danny, you are on fire today son" Danny, don't listen to Simon when he complains; he's still trying to have his cake and eat it too 😂
There's a pizza chain here called Papa Murphy's that makes raw pizzas you take home to bake. They have a pizza called 'The Cowboy'. Instead of ordering it with the usual red sauce, I order it with the white 'creamy garlic' sauce. Around my home we call this 'The Brokeback'. Try it sometime. You can't quit it.
When I was a kid, we had a budgie named Simon, and one of the things we tried to teach him to say - unsuccessfully - was his name. The reason I bring this up is that when Host Simon (our Boi with the Blaze) starts saying his name over and over again, I had a flashback to my childhood, sitting in our kitchen with bird-Simon, saying the little guy's name to him over and over again as he stared up at me, his little eyes registering the completely batsh*t insane look only a budgie can master. Seriously, the sensation was so strong, I could almost feel the little guy's tiny little claws tighten around my finger as he wondered when we were going to have more of that tasty millet seed and stop all this tedious chatter about whatever this 'Simon' thing means... Our Simon never learned to say his name. He could, however, say: "I can talk; can you fly?" True story.
Fact Boi doesn't need to wear a shirt with his name on it so we can remember his name. He just needs to wear a shirt with his face on it so we can remember his face.
Stephen 'Let's Blaze' MacLean. _*WOOOOOOOT!_ Forgive me, I seem to have gone just a _wee bit_ sHaCK WaCKy! (Week 3 of a 6 week TOTAL lockdown. I miss follow humans.☹)
@@Digitalhunny I went to the dentist yesterday, and almost forgot how to interact. It felt awkward and...herky jerky, I was so stilted and out of it lol Reintegration is gonna be a shit show
The cover my shift trope had a HILARIOUS twist in the Superman comics. In the 80s and 90s continuity, Perry White knew Clark's secret the whole time but he didn't tell Clark he knew until what was supposed to be his retirement.
I love Biz Blaze more then any of Simon's other channels. To me its kind of like hanging out with Simon after work. Keep up the awesome content bro. I've been a fan since day 1 and love the OG Biz Blaze jokes.
“Give me…shorter scripts, sweet Danny boy.” Simon’s hand trembled as he slowly lowered the spoon filled with Peanut Butter-flavored MAGIC SPOON into the quivering mouth of the unwilling basement dweller. Through the impenetrable darkness, Danny weakly lifted his head in a short fit of rebellion and carelessly whispered, “Longer.” Simon pursed his lips with irritation and shouted, “I control the means of production! I’m the FACT BOI. STEADY ON, Danny!”
Blazing Saddles Now that's my kind of western movie. It has it all and sure to offend almost every one. But most likely they will be laughing hard enough to not notice. Thanks Mel
Definitely recommend knowing at least 1-2 phone numbers by heart. I’m an ER doctor and all the time people get in accidents or have an emergency and their phone battery dies or whatever and they just want to make like 1-2 phone calls but can’t cause their phone is dead or destroyed
John Wayne actually played Genghis Khan in a 1956 movie, "The Conqueror". Your mention of John Wayne playing a part that was based on a black cowboy reminded me of this.
Plot twist: the book is actually the long awaited biography of Danny, where he tells us about his travels around the world as an MI6 agent. Narrated by Simon and Sam playing Danny's character of course
Skippy (probably a large grey kangaroo) was an Australian TV show in black and white in the 1960's. And yes, the Kangaroo was a Lassie stand in (or Flipper the Dolphin).
In WW2 films the main soldiers always have slightly different uniforms or weapons. There’s obviously the sub machine gun guy, BAR guy and sniper guy but also the “camo on his helmet” guy, woolly hat guy, two bandolier guy and dog tags out guy maybe a cigar guy, leaf camo trousers guy, against regulations beard guy and rolled up sleeves guy. I could go on and on
I volunteered for the suicide crisis line when I was younger too and I talked to a lot of really nice people who were calling because they were sad, so I just listened to them. Sometimes all people need is for someone else to treat them like a human being.
The actual right from prisoners is the "right to speak with an attorney in private without delay.", which normally necessitates phone calls of some sort, but they are often heavily monitored and controlled by the police.
I don't know if "the right to a phone call" is legally "a thing" in the United States but you do have the right to an attorney so unless they expect you to summon your lawyer via telepathy a phone call seems necessary.
In my state you have a right to phone calls. Multiple calls, unless somethings changed since I had to deal with the multiple phone calls from jail that we endured when my bombast relatives got arrested, asking for bail, for help, for us to talk to so and so for them. 🙄 I wish they'd been limited to one goddsdamn call.
@@meshellno Yes. You are right. I remember now. But then I was practically a baby when they aired (born November 1961) so it’s understandable that I messed up lol
_Simon on BB:_ Danny, this script is 10 pages long! Why, Danny, why?! 😭 _Simon on Casual Criminalist:_ Callum, this script is 30 pages long! Yes! I love long scripts! Keep them coming! 😃
From my general experience working in a British pub when I was young, if someone asked for a drink without specifying a brand the rule was to give them a premium priced one.
Or they have a general low end brand in their drink Well that acts as a default. If I order a gin and tonic, most places will just pour whatever is in their well, on the basis that if you wanted something specific- say, Tanqueray and Tonic- you would have ordered it. That being said- in the area I live in going to a bar and saying 'give me a beer' is going to get you an exasperated look followed up with 'ok, which one? We got like 20 on tap.'
I'm fairly convinced that Simon actually got the deal he wanted from Raid and instead of the traditional ad he just keeps talking about them in every video, you're not fooling me Whistler!
Speaking of suicide prevention numbers. The , Veterans Administration, had one for vets that when you called it was actually a porn line. They made a mistake doing up the posters.
Simon's shirt said "ncelSim" for a lot of the video. This is an Easter Egg which alludes to this channel's personality. That is to say, Simon channels a unique part of himself for Business Blaze, something he calls his "Incel Simulation," where he pretends to be an angry, entitled, sexually frustrated man on the internet. Just another example of what makes Business Blaze so gosh darn relatable!
I'd like to thank fact boy for helping me ace my business accounting classes. By explaining the complex business issues facing global industry during these trying times. 🥸
You all should make a short film based on Jennifer, but before she can leave the restaurant, Simon steps out and delivers his "ARE YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH HOW CAPITALISM WORKS!?!?" rant.
I'm surprised you did two videos on this topic, and didn't mention one of the most obvious, common and egregious things movies get wrong - that cars _always_ blow up in a huge fireball any time anything impacts them, they crash or they fall off a cliff. In reality it's actually _incredibly_ difficult to get a car to blow up without resorting to the use of actual explosives. MythBusters did this whole episode where they directly shot the fuel tank of a car with various rounds - including tracer and high-explosive rounds - and _none_ caused the tank to explode. A car falling off a cliff will also just get ripped apart and crumpled, and even if it does have plenty of fuel _and_ the tank gets ruptured, the liquid just spills out all over the cliffside and that's it. No explosion. Even a basic fire is extremely rare. This might change with future movies, since now they can start depicting electric vehicles and those definitely _do_ have a much higher risk of catching fire or exploding. But then again they've got just as much chance of doing exactly that whilst the movie characters are in it and driving, or right after they've parked the car and got out for the upcoming fight scene lol
The fact that Simon is able to be part of so many channels (most of which have over 100k+ subs on each) makes him an absolute legend: Biographics Business Blaze (my favorite channel he’s on) Casual Criminalist Geographics Highlight History Megaprojects Sideprojects Today I Found Out TopTenz VisualPolitik EN (formerly) Xplrd
I think I figured it out. The business of BB is only about Simon getting those minutes viewed in along with solid 3min ad. It's not a channel talking about business, it's about Simon pushing the limits of making money on YT. Nonetheless, I can't miss a vid
Regarding the asking for a beer, I think that depends; most pubs will just give you what's on tap, and every bar I've been to would always just reply asking if their speciality/most popular is OK. Works the same with soft drinks too, if you say you're driving in a pub you'll probably get a Pepsi/coke with no more to be said on the matter.
Simon: “Awhhh OGBB” Me (Not understanding the reference even though I’ve watched every episode multiple times): “Yelp, I guess I have to watch them all again 🤷♂️”
the name thing is in parks and rec, with Chris saying everyone's full name every time he talks to them and pointing XD "hi! ann perkins!" and its clearly because he meets so many people but wants to seem friendly and like the kind of person that knows everyone's name
Danny gets paid in basment gravle and cold microwave meals and if he does a good enough job his radiator hes chaned to gets turned on for 10 minuites a week
Danny, I assume you read this, so it would be really funny if in a random script you added a note several pages in that was just like "Everything after this point is nonsense and not actually part of the script" and then added like 5 pages of Lorum Ipsum after the script
We need him to write the sentence, 'Jay-Z's behemoth aluminum taco'. If Simon reads this aloud, the reptilian hive mind connection will be severed, and he will have a chance at freedom.
I like to try and get stuff that's marked with these fake brands, they can be some of my favorite media related items. I think I prefer... like niche/very little known things like that instead of very obvious movie/tv items. I think my favorite I have is a nice ass Zippo lighter that is branded/decorated with one of those fake movie brands. It's a fake cig brand (Nails) from the Clerks/Jay+Silent Bob/other related movies, that I got like 10-15 years back.
The first 100 people to go to www.blinkist.com/businessblaze are going to get unlimited access for 1 week to try it out. You'll also get 25% off if you want the full membership
Can we get a Vapid Entertainment sticker?
Can you ask Sam what that clip was from... The kinda gay one... That was freaking hilarious
Can you also ask Sam about the Comedy Central puppet clips?
@@hannahatkins636 lol, the people demand it
In bars you typically stock a basic example of various types of alcohol for instance you can order a glass of the "house white win"
when it comes to hard alcohol the cheap stuff sits in the well next to the ice so unless otherwise speciified who ever orders "a bourbon" would just get the well bourbon, or the house red wine or the house beer.
Business Blaze the novel, all about Danny’s basement confinement leading up to his thrilling escape attempt and eventual recapture by Simon
Having 30 different ways he is recaptured and eventually agreeing to writing a new script
Final page first letters of word from the front spells please send last letters spell help please followed up with just a non coded line Simon is screaming again
I really wish he would do a Danny escaped episode like this.
Based on actual events.
If we really wanted a good video about dungeons, we'd have a video about how Chiang Kai-shek's nephew bankrupted his energy company in Houston by building a massive nuclear proof survival bunker up on the higher side of the San Jacinto River in Montgomery County. This was an insane place. Courtrooms and dungeons were plentiful.
Ling-Chieh Kung could have become the ruler of North America if nuclear war happened. Instead, Westlin Oil went bankrupt during the late eighties oil crunch. Ling-Chieh Kung didn't have the cash to survive this because he spent all the company's cash assets on the bunker.
And you thought War and Peace was long!:-) 🖖
Danny. Longer.
Also, there are two types of Business Blaze viewers. The first is the newcomer that believe they will learn important business tricks. And the rest of us that appreciate forced labor.
Naive of you to think forced labour isnt a business tip :p 🤣
#freedanny
You, sir, really have your way with words. Thank you for writing down my inner most thoughts.
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No V2 rockets without forced labor, am I right?
I love how direct Simon is, he doesn’t skirt around issues or try to be like, “everyone enjoyed the first episode so much I decided to gift you with a second one”, he just says, “views are moneyyyy baby!”.
Simon: "Danny make the scripts shorter!"
Also Simon: "ooh I love a good story, Danny!"
Simon in response to Danny's litany of diligently descriptive adjectives that detail humorous similes and metaphors while drenching us in OGBB references for a thoroughly immersive Blazing experience: "Danny, you are on fire today son"
Danny, don't listen to Simon when he complains; he's still trying to have his cake and eat it too 😂
> he's still trying to have his cake and eat it too
Reminds me of some other Brit.
Eat his cake and have it too.
Also at: 0:59 make it less short?!
Simon: IT IS 10 PAGES DANNY! IT IS SO LONG!
Also Simon: ooo, I love a story Danny
There's a pizza chain here called Papa Murphy's that makes raw pizzas you take home to bake. They have a pizza called 'The Cowboy'. Instead of ordering it with the usual red sauce, I order it with the white 'creamy garlic' sauce. Around my home we call this 'The Brokeback'. Try it sometime. You can't quit it.
LOL (also, i will definitely try this)
When I was a kid, we had a budgie named Simon, and one of the things we tried to teach him to say - unsuccessfully - was his name. The reason I bring this up is that when Host Simon (our Boi with the Blaze) starts saying his name over and over again, I had a flashback to my childhood, sitting in our kitchen with bird-Simon, saying the little guy's name to him over and over again as he stared up at me, his little eyes registering the completely batsh*t insane look only a budgie can master. Seriously, the sensation was so strong, I could almost feel the little guy's tiny little claws tighten around my finger as he wondered when we were going to have more of that tasty millet seed and stop all this tedious chatter about whatever this 'Simon' thing means...
Our Simon never learned to say his name. He could, however, say: "I can talk; can you fly?"
True story.
Fact Boi doesn't need to wear a shirt with his name on it so we can remember his name. He just needs to wear a shirt with his face on it so we can remember his face.
Agreed. Until then, people will keep getting him confused with VSauce Michael.
Saw this comment, scrolled up, the shirt said "ncelsim" which my mind immediately filled in to "incelsimp". New shirt idea?
I have a film making degree and I feel I'm about to learn more valuable info than I did through my whole degree. 😂 LET'S BLAZE! 🤘🤣
Stephen 'Let's Blaze' MacLean. _*WOOOOOOOT!_
Forgive me, I seem to have gone just a _wee bit_ sHaCK WaCKy! (Week 3 of a 6 week TOTAL lockdown. I miss follow humans.☹)
How much of Simon's kool-aid, have you drank?
@@Digitalhunny
I went to the dentist yesterday, and almost forgot how to interact.
It felt awkward and...herky jerky, I was so stilted and out of it lol
Reintegration is gonna be a shit show
Don't have a degree, but I'm a huge cinéphile. Always interested to learn more about films.
@@joseybryant7577 Neither does Quentin Tarantino and he does OK. 🤘😂
A "Skippy the Bush Kangaroo" Business Blaze reference?
Well played Danny, well played.
Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles. Go watch it now. All I could think about when he started talking about black cowboys.
The cover my shift trope had a HILARIOUS twist in the Superman comics. In the 80s and 90s continuity, Perry White knew Clark's secret the whole time but he didn't tell Clark he knew until what was supposed to be his retirement.
I love Biz Blaze more then any of Simon's other channels. To me its kind of like hanging out with Simon after work. Keep up the awesome content bro. I've been a fan since day 1 and love the OG Biz Blaze jokes.
2 blaze's 2 days in a row!? Absolute legend.
SImon's been cracking that whip extra hard on Danny
Simon sure needs that money
@@MasterofDesaster240 must want that DeLorean pretty bad
“Give me…shorter scripts, sweet Danny boy.” Simon’s hand trembled as he slowly lowered the spoon filled with Peanut Butter-flavored MAGIC SPOON into the quivering mouth of the unwilling basement dweller. Through the impenetrable darkness, Danny weakly lifted his head in a short fit of rebellion and carelessly whispered, “Longer.” Simon pursed his lips with irritation and shouted, “I control the means of production! I’m the FACT BOI. STEADY ON, Danny!”
So this answers he question, if there is Business Blaze fanfic.
#FlogDannyForLongerIntros
Where to read moar
Blazing Saddles Now that's my kind of western movie. It has it all and sure
to offend almost every one. But most likely they will be laughing hard enough
to not notice. Thanks Mel
A hilarious backhand slap to the conventional movie mores
@Robert Seasrs Depends on who you talk to.
I was offended because the fart sounds stink,
come on foley guys do better.
The Blazement is on Fire !
Definitely recommend knowing at least 1-2 phone numbers by heart. I’m an ER doctor and all the time people get in accidents or have an emergency and their phone battery dies or whatever and they just want to make like 1-2 phone calls but can’t cause their phone is dead or destroyed
John Wayne actually played Genghis Khan in a 1956 movie, "The Conqueror". Your mention of John Wayne playing a part that was based on a black cowboy reminded me of this.
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Well Genghis Kahn was a white guy from Iowa, so it’s historically accurate.
Anyone else have an urge to watch Blazing Saddles right now?
"I get no kick, from champagne..."
"Let me whip this out..."
When you realize Blazing Saddles may have been more historically accurate than John Wayne's entire film catalogue. 🤣
I'm looking forward to the spin-off Billy Pancake novel.
"Stale Sweat, Bad Breath, and Broken Promises" a preview of his new line of deodorant and tooth paste.
Hmmmmm..... Is That what Rotting Turtle smells like? Okey doke.
We need the “I don’t know seems kinda gay to me” meme back to back with Simon going “AM I RIGHT PETER?!?”
And the meme "Daddy, chill" before and after that back to back meme.
Sure Caleb
The smoking man on The X-Files smokes Morley cigarettes.
The way the jacket covers Simon's tshirt causes my brain to read it as "incelsimp"
Definitely does😂
I love the idea of the "lost episode"; it's the sort of thing that you'd see in a documentary on Channel 4...
Sam thank you for including a Pink Guy aka Joji clip
Welcome to Business Blaze, where ya boy with the blaze screams DANNAYYY! through your living room loud enough to make the cat run 😂
I'm still waiting for Simon to start a BB episode with an entire book written by Danny :))
Business Blaze, the novel.
24 hour mega blaze!
Then we remake the book into a series of movies
Business Blaze, the book: The movie 2: Electric Boogaloo, now in THREE DEEEEEEEEEE!!1@!
Plot twist: the book is actually the long awaited biography of Danny, where he tells us about his travels around the world as an MI6 agent. Narrated by Simon and Sam playing Danny's character of course
He talks about how long it is for 30 min too
FACT: Simon is clean shaven in real life, the beard is digital special effects.
You remember the days when he was clean shaven on videos? Looked like a completely different person.
Allegedly.
Easier to digitally add a beard than take one away. Or at least more convincing looking.
Simon: DANNY MAKE THEM SHORTER
Also Simon: oooh, I love a story, Danny
The "I don't understand" meme gets longer and longer each time it comes up. I'd like to think that in a month we'll get the whole clip in a video
I'm pretty sure it's from Bad Girls Club
Pretty soon after that we'll have a whole 30 minute blaze that's just the clip on loop.
Sam is such a legend, love that he included the ''and Peggy'' bit from Hamilton 😅
👎
"a face that could cancel Christmas"
Skippy (probably a large grey kangaroo) was an Australian TV show in black and white in the 1960's. And yes, the Kangaroo was a Lassie stand in (or Flipper the Dolphin).
If I remember correctly, Timmy never actually fell down a well, either
@@ajsparx4133 No idea, it was long ago when I was still a kid. I only know of a boy in a well in one of the Walker, Texas Ranger shows.
In WW2 films the main soldiers always have slightly different uniforms or weapons. There’s obviously the sub machine gun guy, BAR guy and sniper guy but also the “camo on his helmet” guy, woolly hat guy, two bandolier guy and dog tags out guy maybe a cigar guy, leaf camo trousers guy, against regulations beard guy and rolled up sleeves guy. I could go on and on
Simon: SHORTER SCRIPTS
Simon shortly after: I love a story Danny
Keep the long ass scripts 😂
Spew them _facts,_ my friend.🤞💖
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The scream of "Danny" and the tone and pitch timed well with the Blaze intro chime.
Style points for the intro.
I am beginning to think that Danny, Sam etc. are just personalities of Simon.
I volunteered for the suicide crisis line when I was younger too and I talked to a lot of really nice people who were calling because they were sad, so I just listened to them. Sometimes all people need is for someone else to treat them like a human being.
The actual right from prisoners is the "right to speak with an attorney in private without delay.", which normally necessitates phone calls of some sort, but they are often heavily monitored and controlled by the police.
2:03 You guys have quite the awesome dynamic now haha, that was beautiful, especially the part before too lmao.
I don't know if "the right to a phone call" is legally "a thing" in the United States but you do have the right to an attorney so unless they expect you to summon your lawyer via telepathy a phone call seems necessary.
The phone call isn't a thing everywhere and as for a lawyer they are obligated to call one if you ask.
Okay. Your "right to a phone call" only works if you're NOT taken under the Patriot Act. Just FYI. No, you don't need to know how I know that....
In my state you have a right to phone calls. Multiple calls, unless somethings changed since I had to deal with the multiple phone calls from jail that we endured when my bombast relatives got arrested, asking for bail, for help, for us to talk to so and so for them. 🙄 I wish they'd been limited to one goddsdamn call.
It’s not. It’s a plot device. You only have the right to an attorney.
I love the credits at the end! Nice touch Sam
The Grim Reaper, a/k/a Carolina Reaper, is the hottest pepper. I assume the restaurant's spatula would be just as hot.
You are right that the “Timmy has fallen down the mine shaft” line is associated with Lassie, but Skippy has been called, “the Lassie of the sea.”
Flipper is the Lassie of the sea. Skippy is the bush kangaroo but basically all the same show just different animals.
@@meshellno Yes. You are right. I remember now. But then I was practically a baby when they aired (born November 1961) so it’s understandable that I messed up lol
_Simon on BB:_ Danny, this script is 10 pages long! Why, Danny, why?! 😭
_Simon on Casual Criminalist:_ Callum, this script is 30 pages long! Yes! I love long scripts! Keep them coming! 😃
Difference is, he has to be standing up in BB while he is sitting down on CC
@@Julian_Gil That's about the only difference between the 2 now...lol
True that
Why did Simon mention Danny's name twice in that quote? He already knows his name well.
@@Julian_Gil perhaps it is time to get a BB Stool.
From my general experience working in a British pub when I was young, if someone asked for a drink without specifying a brand the rule was to give them a premium priced one.
Many bars have house brands, so if a customer says bourbon and coke you get their house brand. Also, sometimes that coke is Pepsi or RC
Or they have a general low end brand in their drink Well that acts as a default. If I order a gin and tonic, most places will just pour whatever is in their well, on the basis that if you wanted something specific- say, Tanqueray and Tonic- you would have ordered it. That being said- in the area I live in going to a bar and saying 'give me a beer' is going to get you an exasperated look followed up with 'ok, which one? We got like 20 on tap.'
Thank you.
Damn pepsi
I'm fairly convinced that Simon actually got the deal he wanted from Raid and instead of the traditional ad he just keeps talking about them in every video, you're not fooling me Whistler!
It doesn't matter what the label says, all British beer is actually Watney's Red Barrel.
Danny: Simon. Simon. Simon.
Simon: STOP SAYING MY NAME DANNY!
Also Simon: Fact Boy. Fact Boy. Fact Boy.
I'm 7 minutes in and have no idea what this episode is about. I ❤ it.
You get to the end. You still are unsure how you got there. But you enjoyed it all the same
I finished it and still wasn't sure
Speaking of suicide prevention numbers. The , Veterans Administration, had one for vets that when you called it was actually a porn line. They made a mistake doing up the posters.
Simon's shirt said "ncelSim" for a lot of the video. This is an Easter Egg which alludes to this channel's personality. That is to say, Simon channels a unique part of himself for Business Blaze, something he calls his "Incel Simulation," where he pretends to be an angry, entitled, sexually frustrated man on the internet. Just another example of what makes Business Blaze so gosh darn relatable!
Yeah, cancel Simon over that incel sim shirt
My mind filled it in as "incelsimp"
WOW! just over 1 minute and we're already into the content! Good job man
Im literally just waiting till i wake up and find out simon whistlers content has swallowed the internet 🤣
Danny from behind the basement door: "He got me down in the basement oiled and can't get back up!"
I'd like to thank fact boy for helping me ace my business accounting classes. By explaining the complex business issues facing global industry during these trying times. 🥸
Thanks Simon, great video Simon. Simon.
You all should make a short film based on Jennifer, but before she can leave the restaurant, Simon steps out and delivers his "ARE YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH HOW CAPITALISM WORKS!?!?" rant.
NOBODY expects the Capitalist Inquisition!
I'm surprised you did two videos on this topic, and didn't mention one of the most obvious, common and egregious things movies get wrong - that cars _always_ blow up in a huge fireball any time anything impacts them, they crash or they fall off a cliff. In reality it's actually _incredibly_ difficult to get a car to blow up without resorting to the use of actual explosives. MythBusters did this whole episode where they directly shot the fuel tank of a car with various rounds - including tracer and high-explosive rounds - and _none_ caused the tank to explode. A car falling off a cliff will also just get ripped apart and crumpled, and even if it does have plenty of fuel _and_ the tank gets ruptured, the liquid just spills out all over the cliffside and that's it. No explosion. Even a basic fire is extremely rare.
This might change with future movies, since now they can start depicting electric vehicles and those definitely _do_ have a much higher risk of catching fire or exploding. But then again they've got just as much chance of doing exactly that whilst the movie characters are in it and driving, or right after they've parked the car and got out for the upcoming fight scene lol
Simon "10 pages, damnit danny we talked about this!"
Also Simon "i love a good story"
Danny, LONGER! HARDER! STRONGER! FASTER
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The Town With No Name memes made this my favorite Blaze of all time.
Simon having a 1 way argument with Danny's is the greatest part of The Blaze time.
Since they are the same person and all.
The fact that Simon is able to be part of so many channels (most of which have over 100k+ subs on each) makes him an absolute legend:
Biographics
Business Blaze (my favorite channel he’s on)
Casual Criminalist
Geographics
Highlight History
Megaprojects
Sideprojects
Today I Found Out
TopTenz
VisualPolitik EN (formerly)
Xplrd
I think I figured it out. The business of BB is only about Simon getting those minutes viewed in along with solid 3min ad. It's not a channel talking about business, it's about Simon pushing the limits of making money on YT.
Nonetheless, I can't miss a vid
Hate the meta not the game?
Skip to the end, then press replay, all the rest of the ads get skipped
@@ajsparx4133 imma try this now 🤣
Edit : holy shit! I feel like danny when the basement door opens
@@ajsparx4133 usualy do this on vids with 5+ adds on chanels i dont care about, i do wach the adds on videos on certain chanels , just to support them
@@MrStejefferies it's great for really long movies or audiobooks, anyways, that's mainly what I used it for. Nowadays I have an adblocker of sorts
2:55 - Chapter 1 - Shattered dream & cavernous regrets
10:40 - Chapter 2 - Call my name
15:15 - Mid roll ads
17:35 - Chapter 3 - Cover my shift
20:10 - Chapter 4 - Queens of the wild frontier
27:15 - Chapter 5 - I demand my phone call
- Chapter 6 -
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Regarding the asking for a beer, I think that depends; most pubs will just give you what's on tap, and every bar I've been to would always just reply asking if their speciality/most popular is OK.
Works the same with soft drinks too, if you say you're driving in a pub you'll probably get a Pepsi/coke with no more to be said on the matter.
Yes!!! Sam discovered Filthy Frank!!! Oh the memes are about to reach god tier😂🤣😂🤣
The gates are now open and can never be closed.
Danny- Keep up the good work. Can you make them longer?
There's so many OG BB inside jokes how can Danny keep them all straight?!
Not much else to do in that basement.
Well he invented most of them so probably not too hard.
@@Andrew-zq3ip that's a very good point!
I don't know, seems kind of gay to me....
XD
he has a flow chart
Skippy The Bush Kangaroo was pretty much the same thing as Lassie, For that matter so was Flipper or Salty(a seal).
Sam is getting edgier with these memes and I'm here for it
Sam's my favourite of all the editors in TH-cam. 🤗💖
The, I don't understand meme, lol
Danny's film noir writing skills are EPIC.
The Danny Blazement meme is amazing!
I thought you just threw a handful of notes down the stairs along with the daily gruel. I need more Blaze ! 😩
This is what I come too after watching The Casual Criminalist.
You come to the wrong channel if you are expecting the same fact boi. This here is the meme boi channel
Honestly Bong snacks + simon = good trip
It's what the basement smells like lol... I smell a new cologne, dungeon dank 🔥
Take. My. Money.
Simon: SHORTER DANNY!!!
2 seconds later
Simon: Oh i love a story.
Every time simon says "black gay cowboy" I just keep seeing the Doritos Old Town Road Lil Nas X dancing horse commercial.
GW Bush loved "Broke Back Mountain:...food for thought.
Skippy has the ability to talk to Sonny with a couple of clicks. Usually there is a problem like Lassy.
"What's that, Skip? Clancy's been eaten by a wombat?"
EXACTLY
The moment you get home..completely wasted and there's a blaze
Fu#k yeah!
Simon: “Awhhh OGBB”
Me (Not understanding the reference even though I’ve watched every episode multiple times): “Yelp, I guess I have to watch them all again 🤷♂️”
BBC product placement. Spot on, Sam
This channel should absolutely have gone viral by now, no idea how that hasn't happened yet.
Keep up the good work fact boi
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the name thing is in parks and rec, with Chris saying everyone's full name every time he talks to them and pointing XD "hi! ann perkins!" and its clearly because he meets so many people but wants to seem friendly and like the kind of person that knows everyone's name
Plot twist: The real reason why Simon keeps begging Dany to write shorter scripts is because he's paid per character
Danny gets paid in basment gravle and cold microwave meals and if he does a good enough job his radiator hes chaned to gets turned on for 10 minuites a week
@@dancook828 Kinda checks out. Cold meals, 10 grams of food for 1 page of text.
I love that youtube is showing me that ogbb again! Btw bring back merch
Danny, I assume you read this, so it would be really funny if in a random script you added a note several pages in that was just like "Everything after this point is nonsense and not actually part of the script" and then added like 5 pages of Lorum Ipsum after the script
We need him to write the sentence, 'Jay-Z's behemoth aluminum taco'. If Simon reads this aloud, the reptilian hive mind connection will be severed, and he will have a chance at freedom.
I like to try and get stuff that's marked with these fake brands, they can be some of my favorite media related items. I think I prefer... like niche/very little known things like that instead of very obvious movie/tv items.
I think my favorite I have is a nice ass Zippo lighter that is branded/decorated with one of those fake movie brands.
It's a fake cig brand (Nails) from the Clerks/Jay+Silent Bob/other related movies, that I got like 10-15 years back.
Last time I was early to a Simon Whistler podcast Celebration was still a patch of swampland in Central Florida 😂
Patch of swampland... That's the entire state of Florida
Business blaze + Papa Franku = legendarily awesome.
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We need to see an animated series starring Johnny Sausage & Billy Pancake
The first episode to be called Pigs in a Blanket.
@@GunsandCoasters 😂
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I kept expecting a clip from the Beetlejuice musical every time you talked about saying someone's name.
That is a really great song!
@@SymbioteMullet That entire album is full of great songs. It became one of my favorites.
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