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Cool
congrats!!
Wow, I just got here and Its already at a million, guess ill be part of the 2 million crowd
Your welcome
how did i get here
"god, please not india or pakistan."
"sir, where am i?"
.
"B A N G L A D E S H"
das tuff
😂😂😂😂
ভালো বলেছো, ভাই! 😁
Well there's not much wrong with Bangladesh it's just the money
Should've been kashmir instead of Bangladesh
"God, please not Switzerland or Austria."
"Sir, where am I?"
"Liechtenstein"
This one is the best 🇱🇮
Dude, at least you weren’t born in turkey... you are jammy:
Vaduz caput mundi
@@moddy3082 Vaduz is my city
@@harvelein jetz wörkle?
"God, please no Asian parents."
"Doctor where am I ?"
"Why are you not a Doctor yet?"
Most Asians are failures so this comment doesn't really make sense
Lmfao
loved this one🤣, I swear I instally changed my internal voice into a naggin chinese mother cutting some chickenss head
Only 3 comments and 607 likes? Lemme fix that rq
@@Hoboken90lmao why would you even comment that, fuckin weirdo...
"God, please not Greece or Turkey"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"C Y P R U S"
Which one
@@user-kc6ez2xo2kNorth Cyprus ig
@@user-kc6ez2xo2kwest
I have a friend who's from Cyprus. When he was a baby, he would burst into tears whenever somebody would utter his country name
@@user-kc6ez2xo2k east
“God please not India or China .”
“Sir where am I?”
"N e p a l"
Same goes for India
More like Bangladesh
Hahhaa
I think this will work more as some Southeast Asian countries.
@@themurderer8697
Uh no…
Bangladesh is morel like
"Not India or Pakistan"
-God, please not china or east russia
-Doctor, where am i?
-Thank Lord Kim for this beautiful child
"God please not France, Germany or Italy"
"Doctor, where am I"?
🇨🇭 S W I T Z E R L A N D 🇨🇭
tbh I’d rather be born in Switzerland than the three others
so sad to be born in the richest country of the world! be careful what you wish for
"God, please not russia or china"
"sir, where am I?"
*N O R T H K O R E A*
Mongolia ??
North korea the best korea
@@deafsear7548 where an opinion on who's in power could get you tortured and imprisoned 🌈🌈🌈
@@deafsear7548 the only korea!
Oh shiiii
"God, please not Italy."
"Doctor, where am I?"
"St. Pietro, Pope will baptise you himself."
"God please not the Netherlands OR France😭"
"Doctor where am I?"
*"B e l g i u m"*
middle east*
“God, please not India or China”
Dr,where am I?
“TIBET”
Tibet is part of china 😂😂
@@worldoftawsif4556 it was a independent country
@@worldoftawsif4556 a country that China try to steal (same with Taiwan).
indochina
@@karmaw7 Sikkim was also independent country 🤔
“Please not Morrowind or Cyrodiil”
“Sir, where am I?”
“Hey, you, you’re finally awake.”
underrated
@@sekkinnedim hi
You made my day
You n'wah!!!!!
Hahaha
"God, please not Croatia or Serbia"
"Doctor, where am I?"
*"L I B E R L A N D"*
"God,please,not Georgia or Azerbaijan."
-Doctor,where am I?
"Բարի գալուստ Հայաստան,իմ ընկեր"
ՀԱՀԱՀԱՀԱՀԱՀԱՀԱ 🤣🤣
Önceler dostken neden şimdi düşmanız?
ARMENIA!
@@whitetuber4531 isyan ettiler
"God, please, not Poland or Russia."
"Where am I?"
"Belarus."
Im slow for some reason i thought Prussia 🤦🏽♂️
Ukraine
*B E L A S U S*
God,please not Argentina or Paraguay. Hello mom ,where am I ?¿! B A R Z I L. Brazil song started playing
Actually Belarus isnt too bad. A lot better than CR or Russia or Poland, afaik. (Never been to CR or Poland)
"God, please not Iran or Uzbekistan"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"WELCOME TO TAJIKISTAN!"
I love Tayikistan
"God, please not, Croatia, Italy, Hungary or Austria."
"Doctor, where am I?"
' S L O V E N I A '
"god, please a democratic country"
"sir, where am i?"
"DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA"
*dEmOcRaTiC*
I’m told It is the best Korea.
Hey, you can visit The People's Republic of China and even be sent back for free!
Jajaja sidarisa
Kim Jong un wan't send a nuclear brother.
"God, please not India or Pakistan"
"Hello doctor. Where am I?"
"K A S H M I R"
"Oh god please not China or India"
"Doctor where am i?"
"Singapore"
"God please not Asia or Europe"
"Doctor where am l?"
"TURKEY"
Türkiye ikiside
@@sumenetamusic8445 middle east diye geciyo genelde
97% Asia 3% Europa .... go figure!
Bxbnsmskd
@@TheOne-vf1nt europe need Turkey
“God, please not Southeast Asia or Africa”
“Sir, where am I?”
“M A D A G A S C A R”
Dies of disappointment
@@ggburnitup4055 but doesn't die of sickness
EXACTLY
@@felp4219 chill
Whelp, he will meet King Julian, so that is nice.
"God, Please not somewhere in war"
"Hello doc, where am I?"
"You are in Israel, 6th october!"
"god, please somewhere that always appears on world maps"
"doctor, where am i?"
"N E W Z E A L A N D"
"God, please not Nazi Germany or USSR"
"Doctor, where am I"
"Poland"
OHHH NAWWWWW🤣🤣🤣
best one i have seen
Lmaooo
Ahah underrated comment😂
*chuckles i'm in danger
"God, not Russia or Ukraine"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"B e l a r u s"
As a northern italian, i can laugh at this meme legally
Un bro del Nord ❤
cemut stastu!
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!.
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!
"god, please i dont want to live in france or germany"
"doctor, where am i?"
" *alsace* "
"God, please not turkey or greece"
"Hello doctor, where am i?"
"C Y P R U S"
"God, please not Russia or Germany."
"Sir, where am I?"
"P O L A N D"
Oh no
Never been more offended by something i 100% agree with
@@anielad8721 agree
@Bekhzod Musaev th-cam.com/video/a-BgREkkjcg/w-d-xo.html
Przejebane
"God please not Austria or Hungary"
"Sir where am I?"
*"Austria-Hungary"*
BAHHAHAHAHAH
Er
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
@@funnycrab5684 Bruh this comment was actually so well timed it made me uncringe from op's comment
That joke shouldn't have made me laugh but it did
"God please not china or mongolia"
"Doctor where am i"
"Inner Mongolia"
"God, please not North Africa"
"Doctor, where I am?"
"Marseille, France mon reuf 🥙"
Diabolical
Beautiful
"God, please not Brazil or Argentina"
"Sir, where am I?"
" URUGUAY"
*cries in argentinian*
U r gay
U r gay
@@P1ay3r7 Levantate, mi compatriota. Nosotros tenemos mate y dulce de leche
@@electroshock1021 Y sin la economia inestable, solo veo ventajas ahi
"God, please not England or
France"
"Hello, doctor... where am I?"
"CANADA"
Lol 😂 🤣
Canada is basically England and France merged together
"God, please not France or Canada"
"Hello doctor, where am I?"
Vous êtes au Québec
@@priest7313 geez I know
@@priest7313 cringe
R/wosh get it guys I just woosged you get roasted XDD
Like bro they get the joke and whooshing is just cringe
"God, please not Iraq"
"Doctor where am I?"
"Allawyy turn on the electricity generator!!"
“Please don’t be France or Germany”
“Sir, where am I?”
“Welkommen to Luxembourg”
“God, please not India or China”
“Sir, where am I?”
“N E P A L 🇳🇵”
" god, please not Italy, and especially not Rome"
" Doc, where am i?"
" V A T I C A N C I T Y"
“God ,please not the Virgin Islands”
“Sir,where am i?”
“C H A D”
Who doesn't want to be in Chad?
Man, what a Chad. You can never be a true Chad unless you were born in Chad.
My name is Chad and I live in Chad, I'm a Chaddus Rex Severvs
9900 Iq plays
@@how-musty I'd guess Chadians because Chad is in the middle of the Sahara desert.
"God, please not Russia or Ukraine"
"Sir, where am I?"
*Donetsk People's Republic*
Republic of Crimea be like: 🗿✌
@Claudman to be honest that makes just as much sense
I don't even know if you realise how controversial and dangerous your comment is
@@hel2727 is this place somewhere dangerous or something?
@@Archie_MORI It's the ucrainian land which was annected by russia
I love these videos honestly
"god, please not America or China"
"doctor, where am I?"
"blop bloop pleeb 👽👽👽👽🐱"
"God please not Malaysia or Indonesia"
"Sir where I'm I?"
"B R U N E I"
Living in Brunei is relatively better that both Indonesia or Malaysia though...
Filipinos: *reliefs* another one that isn't Filipino, thank God!
@@uyfhkgc4468 "Nawa bathala hindi sa Pilipinas o Malaysia ako ipanganak"
**SABAH**
as a malaysian this is accurate
@@cakwan01 lmao what kind of bullshit are you saying man, they dont even have proper roads there
"God, please not Russia"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"Суд приговаривает вас к 25 годам лишения свободы по обвинению в госизмене. В ближайшее время вы будете этапированы по месту отбытия наказания"
Доктор донос сделал, бывает
BELARUUUUUUUUUUUUS
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
ХВХВХВХВ💔💔💔
Советскому народу нужен уголь. А ты выглядишь как раз как тот, кто нам нужен.
Галина, оформляй человечка.
"God, please, not India or Pakistan"
"Doctor, where am i?"
K A S H M I R
“God, please not France, Germany or the Netherlands”
“Doctor, where am I?”
*“B E L G I U M”*
Hahahahh
luxembourg
It's funny because Belgium has a french and a dutch population and a small population of Germans
@@Pascal_Mueller That's the joke i think
LITERALLY
"Please, not Spain or Italy."
"Where am I?"
"¿Qué decís pa'? 'tás en Argentina"
"Not Spain or Asia"
*P H I L I P P I N E S*
XD
El peor final
Uy no
El bebe después: SAQUENME DE LATINOAMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"God please not Spain or France"
"Doctor, where am I?"
*A N D O R R A*
"god, please not america or russia"
"doctor where am i"
"alaska"
Alaska is America.
Alaska is the largest and northern state of the USA. What nonsense? What's the catch?
Basically russia had alaska before they selled them to the usa@@mainmeasurement4388
Alaska was part of Russia
"God, please not Russia or Romania."
"Sir, where am I?"
*_Moldova_*
UNDERRATED
As a Romanian, I can confirm this is true
Transnistria
Isn't Moldova like the poorest country in Europe?
@@Nutty151 kinda
“God, please not Italy or France”
“Where am I”
MONACO
A good place to live in ig
fontvieillezoo représente
Mentòn
@G4SP4R1 or simply Corsica (lot of people talking in italian on that island even if it's French...)
I'd love to live in Monaco
"God, please not Spain or Peru"
"Where am I?"
"¡Bienvenido a Bolivia!"
"god, please be germany"
"Where am i?"
"Austria! Better start painting!"
💀
"God, please not Russia or Ukraine"
"Sir where am I?"
"Donetsk people's republic"
bombicheskaya shutka
я думаю, большинство младенцев в утробе не хочет в пост СССР
Ну лучше уже не будет
Crimea*
Хахахазахахахахазаха РАЗРЫВНАЯ
“God, please not New York or Madagascar”
“Doctor, where am I”
“Central park zoo”
Ha! This one, I get.
lol the zoo that’s unfortunate
Smile and wave boys smile and wave.
more like, "Australia or Madagascar" tho😂👍🏼
Madagascar is a good movie
"god, please not france."
"doctor, where am i?"
-"bonjour."
"God, please not Italy or Austria"
...
"Doctor, where am I?"
"in the hospital also why am i talking to a newborn baby"
“God, please not USA or New Zealand”
“Doc, where am I”
H A W A I I
"god please not indonesia or malaysia"
"doctor where i am?"
"T I M O R L E S T E"
“God please not Russia or China”
“Sir where am I?”
“N O R T H K O R E A ”
But russia is not isolated
@@onionring010 neither is China
Rip lmao
@@onionring010 I'm Russian and I feel me good there, China and North Korea worse
kim jong un missile flashbacks
"Please God, not Italy"
"Doctor where am I?"
SAN MARINO
Città del Vaticano
Er vaticano
ú Vaticano
U literally can't be born in vatican. There's no hospital
@@Soap.-- who says people have to be born in a hospital
"God, please not Europe or Asia"
"Hello, doctor, were am I?"
"Это Россия, детка. Добро пожаловать!"
Bruh that’s both
@Christian Kamsu oh shit right I forgot this was a joke
You when can speak russian.
Translate: Welcome to Russia Kid
@@user-gi9mv6vb3k thx dude
Ultra Blin mode
As an Italian who's in vacation in Austria, I approve
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!
“God, please not somewhere with a fuck ton of spiders I hate spiders”
“Sir, where am I?”
“G’DAY MATE YE NOW IN AUSTRALIA”
Tbf, I would enjoy being in Australia,just not in the place that has a lot of spiders,cuz I Ungodly hate them
@@chanhkhiemtran9010 *unfortunately, everywhere has spiders in the land of the Aussies*
@@labbit3574 Nahhhhhhh,I'm out now☠️☠️💀💀
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception.!.!
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear!
"God, please not Venice or the north"
"Doctor where am I?"
"St. Petersburg"
“God please not Iran or Pakistan”
“sir, where am I?”
“AFGANISTAN”
*gets blown up right after being born by an IED*
Iran is pretty safe tho
Not afghan😭😭🤣
this reminds me of when tommyinit said afganistan excitedly
Where the fun never ends
**Shooting and bombing sounds in the background**
"God,please not Belgium Or netherlands"
"Doctor, where am i?"
"L U X E M B O U R G"
“God ,please not a cornfield”
“Sir,where am i?”
"O L K A H O M A"
"God please not Spain, USA, Indonesia or any Pacific Island"
"Sir where am I?"
*"P H I L I P P I N E S"*
This is underrated
welcome to the rice field
Pota yan
@@gluckskeksstern2332
No! Build Condominiums on them.
Noice
“God, please not Southeast Asia or Africa”
“Sir, where am I?”
"HOLY FUCK THE BABY TALKED"
lol nice
Finally. Something original.
@@INFIYNITE Not original. Stolen comment again.
@@m7ray youre boring
Lemme guess. Madagascar?
"god, please not serbia or albania"
"doctor, where am i?"
*"K O S O V O"*
"god please not Italy or Austria"
"Doctor where am I?"
"WELCOME TO NORTH KOREA 🤗"
bby: please not europe or asia
doctor: pay your birth tax
*ceddin deden starts playing*
"God, please not Spain or Indonesia..."
"Sir, where am I?"
*"T H E P H I L I P P I N E S"*
Lol
da pilipins
A bit of both country
Wow may alam sa mga pilipino din
NOOOOO
"God please not Moldova or Ukraine"
"Doctor where i am?"
PRIDNESTROVIE
underrated
BAHAHAHAH UNDERRATED
"God, please not China or Taiwan."
"Sir, where am I?"
"HONG KONG"
i mean hongkong and taiwan are pretty good not china tho unless you want some credit points
@@averagegameenjoyer4156 chinas not that bad actually, it’s really nice but it’s just the government that’s incredibly shitty
@@yuri_liker It's not. Source: am asian
"The floor is made of floor"
@@kushio214 China is messed up. There are death camps for Muslim people what do you mean. The government censors everything and kills/jails people who have a problem with it, it’s just bigger North Korea.
Baby speaks better English than most people I know.
"God, please not a fictional country."
"Doctor, where am I?"
"Welcome to Arsztotska, loyal citizen!"
"God, please not America or France"
"sir, where am I?"
"CANADA"
Man's in Quebec
Well that not to bad...
Did it?
Nice
Tabernak!
*Quebec
"God, please not India or Pakistan"
"Hello Doctor Where am I?"
"KASHMIR"
"God, please not the USA or North Korea..."
"Doc, where am I?"
"C a n a d a, e h !"
"God, please not Britain or Germany"
"Doctor, where am I?"
"NO MAN'S LAND, MOVE IT SOLDIER"
Underrated.
*BELGIUM
@@annoymouse890 lol right
Hanover
Best one so far
"God, please not Greece or Turkey"
"Where am I doctor ?"
"CYPRUS MY FRIEND"
"God , please not China or Russia"
"Doctor,where am i"
"🇰🇵North Korea🇰🇵"
Lmao
It's better kid was not born..
@@comradeleppi2000 Maybe... shooting on the wall is a better choice(?🤔🤔
@@unlimited8989 Ok, THAT'S ENOUGH 😂
That was my first thought too 😂
"god, please not Asia or Europe"
Sir where am i?
*T Ü R K İ Y E*
-god please not Syria or Afghanistan
-Sir where am İ?
T A Y İ B İ S T A N
(İkisinden de kötü)
@@yusufksgl1235 nsmsmsksöaaşa
@@betul7432 adaşlarımı gördükçe mutlu oluyorum
Bu video niye karşımıza çıktı şanssızlığımızı niye yüzümüze vuruyo
Adamlar İtalya olmasın diyo yüzsüzlüğe bak sinir oldum
one of my favourite videos ever
"god, please not serbia, bosnia and herzegovina, croatia, macedonia montenegro or slovenia"
"doctor where am i"
"YUGOSLAVIA"
"fu-"
“God please not England or Texas.”
“Doctor where am I?”
Doctor: A U S T R A L I A
australia is nothing like texas
Why England and Texas 🗿
@@allergictohumansnotanimals5671 english and HEAT
@@lepeselo8949 smart
lol
"God please not Switzerland or Austria"
"Doc where am I"
"LIECHTENSTEIN"
bro i'm dying
@Botswana Country Human This comment has been edited and turned into videos plenty of times, it was never originally someone’s.
Get over it, we all stole it from someone.
"I am the yeast of thoughts and mind"
Hag
I am going to be Switzerland
"God please, recognized country"
"Doc where am I?"
"SEALAND"
A curse of being Mr.Boneless
Bone in or out?
*laughs in hetalian*
is the place made up of SEA or LAND lol
lol the sea must have bones in it
"God, please not Bengali or Muslim"
"Doctor, where I'm?"
"Omar sonar bangla"
"God, please not England or Texas."
"Doctor, where am I?"
"Australia."
LMAO
thats the best one here
Wow, make sense 🤔
lol I'm from Australia
“Aw blimey”
"God, please not South Korea or North Korea"
"Sir, where am I?"
"Korean Demilitarized Zone"
Does that make you north korean or south? Or middle korean? Now im confused
@@dot2382 DMZ is like the Border between the two countries I guess
@@dot2382 You are literally not repertoried
@@dot2382 I guess that makes you dead.
@@Sholver not reported?
"God please not soviet union or weimar republic"
"Docter, where am i? "
"S E C O N D P O L I S H R E P U B L I C"
"-Hey doctor, where i from
North Korea"
"god, please not spain or brazil"
"doctor, where am i?"
"portugal"
"What happend in Haiti happend in Portugal"
Sem graça
@@CuriosityShortsOF achei engraçado
obrigado kkkkkk sopa de macaco
th-cam.com/video/YycQCX1xwVo/w-d-xo.html
"God please, not Iraq or Syria"
"Doctor, where am i?"
" ISRAEL 🇮🇱 "
For the ones who didn't understand the joke: sudtirol is a region of Italy that was owned by Austrians before ww1. So basically in sudtirol there are a lot of Austrians but is Italy
Thanks for explaining that joke 😂😂
Austria is truly the Dark souls of Italy
Thanks 😅
May the sprit of memers bless u
Che cazz? Manco lo sapevo lolllol