I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American...
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- I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American...
So I tried to redraw Europe's borders as an American. As a person from America, I wanted to see how I could fix the borders of European nations and improve them. The borders of countries in Europe have a lot of problems, so let's fix that!
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No need to thank me, Europe, just doing my job
You are the freedom
it looks better now :)
Looks amazing now
You are doing God's work.
@@odanobunagafan4964yes
And now he expects us to believe he is American?! He knows geography, obviously he is bluffing
It's a joke calm down
@yellobloxer4627 kid, listed, I hate to break it to you but I was ironic so be gone before I start to throw shit at you the balkan way
@@yellobloxer4627 exactly, this comment is a joke
@@the-bmanpole land
Blockarus
Italy encircling 3 countries now
Boy wome Americans might know geography but it's a joke
Putting Wales with New Zealand is oddly appropriate since the Welsh and Kiwis can bond over their shared love and intimacy with sheep
😂😂
SHEEP
it's now New New South Wales
@@soratoninno new new new zeawales
Real
Poland: (Turned into a bridge between east and west)
**NOTHING changes**
fr
@@DuzyPolskiBober Bracie!
That will cause WW3
thats helll
WE HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PIC
Seems fake to me... Every American knows Europe is a country and Paris is its capital.
ru stupid or smth? Everyone knows that the capital is Sydney
Moldova is like: Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move!
Slovenia , Moldova & Estonia were left virgins and safe
@@zemjatawait, if they are virgins…. WHAT DID GEO FACTS DO TO THE OTHERS?!
@@xxdemondreamytxx8798 SHHHHH WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!
same with estonia
It's sad to say but I am a virgin and moldavian/@@xxdemondreamytxx8798
I love how Malta got no extra land from the draining of the Mediterranean and became the third country in Europe to be completely surround by Italy
think that was the point
*bleeep* U I AM MALTESEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!‽
@@nickcallejaurry6597 its not my fault its his just i think that was the point of Malta gaining no land also whats the climate like there?
@@FoxFlynn Its pretty much summer weather all year except for winter when it's a milder summer with rain
@@nickcallejaurry6597🇲🇹=🇮🇹
Fixing Europe's Borders: ❎
Fixing Europe's Geography: ☑
"It's feelin' a lil' colder out here, innit mate?"
"OI, WHO MOVED THE BLOODY ISLAND?!"
THIS deserves at least 100* this likes xD gold
Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Slovenia watching chaos slowly ensue around them: 👁️👄👁️
Lithuania did lose a sizable chunk to blockerus
And Moldova
@@poshpolishpotato2976 yeah just their capitol not a big deal
Also latvia lost 2 pixels
buddy, lithuania got DEMOLISHED by belarus. even latvia lost some land. estonia is really the only lucky country with absolutely no losses (except the suspicious chinese port in the northern neighbor)
@@hangingontheWildside Slovenia and Liechtenstein too
As a German dude with a passion for exploring other countries, I am happy that I can discover so many Germanys now 😍
Same
Just only one replie? Lemme fix this
@@ainohaestrada4973 no shush
Als er die Bundesländerkarte gezeigt hat, hat der fette dumme Amerikaner das Saarland vergessen
You currently have a lot of Germanies in Spanish and Greek holiday destinations like Mallorca and Kreta 😂
As a European I'm surprised that
you as an American can name at least one country
Armenia Azerbaijan Russia Kazakhstan Uzbekistan Sweden Norway USA Canada Mexico Cuba (etc)
As an American I can name almost every single country I took a quiz
@@YF23BlackWidowll Same here.
@@YF23BlackWidowllsame
I’m an American and I can name a county watch this
10:36 As a portuguese guy, I looked at the thumbnail and from it I thought that becoming part of Spain would be the worst possible fate my nation could suffer, and then this guy somehow invents a new nightmare-scenario for my people... *BY COLLECTIVELY SENDING US ALL TO BRAZIL*
What the hell did the portuguese do to you that even the british, the french and the bosnians got off easier than us T_T
*10/10 video, liked and subbed* c:
We're safe dude, as a portuguese, I can say that Azores and Madeira are safe, just come to us.
@@davidteves82 Many thanks I will
Your country killed me, like actually killed me. (I live that one small portion of land in Brazil that got absorbed by Portugal)
@@-griffinstagg-9112 It was a mercy kill.
Think about it bro, it might be sad, and you might be dead, but at least Brazil can't hurt you any longer. 😔
As a European I expected a lot. But THAT...
You overshot my expectations in every possible way.
Same brrrrrr 🥶 its cold heree im bosno-british
In the Netherlands it is fine. We gained territory.
@@Emir-vn9nsbtw thx for Ireland dudes
As an Irish person, never have I been more entertained and absolutely offended at the same time
What do you mean? As a Rhode irelander?
O say can you see
No bro, be happy
As a swed. I agree
I'm irish 2❤❤❤
As a Franco-Swiss citizen, you are leaving me absolutely devastated (and homeless)
We got two Koreas and a relocation far away from the nuclear wasteland that Northern Europe has become. Plus the biggest polluters will never stop doing so, so we're in a good place to benefit from long term global warming. It's not that bad.
I was laughing and suffering at the same time during the entire video
As a Polish person I'd normally be very mad at you right now, but I'm laughing too hard to pose any threat. And also I'm kinda happy for Slovakia-Czechia to finally gain access to navigable body of water, even though it's on my country's expense xDDDDDD
@OstblockLatina As a Czech, I thank you for your kind words! 😊
Yeah Polish guy here, my home doesnt move and is now close to sea, so yeah, good job
shut up
but its no longer poleland because its horizontal not vertical so now its barland
* *Metal Pole Sound Effect* *
We gained half of Belgium
We gained borders with scotland and Germanies 142-176
So as a Dutch I see this as an absolute win!
Also no more having Fr*nce as a neighbor
and not being drowned into the sea
@@notfbireal They still border on an island
Hallo Ik ook!
@@notfbirealthe part of France that moved never bordered The Netherlands to begin with. The part that does border France is St Maarten/St Martin, in the Carribean. That has't changed.
6:04 As a Russian, I confirm that this is a worthy solution
The Kievan'rus 🇧🇾❤🇺🇦❤🇷🇺
2023: Geo Facts
2024: Goofy Facts
As a British person, I appreciate our son Fixing Europe, Making Britain Great again and making it more like You. Just like his Father.
Too bad he didn’t get rid of the wh*re that is France
Thanks to him we can now continue our eternal rivalry.
Froggies over Rosbeefs 🇫🇷💪
@@edotensei7917 Now you can go wh*ring around USA’s stepfather Germany
@@edotensei7917And may the winner write the history 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@isfrom5169bro no one is talking about fuvking fiji
As a romanian this was a pretty good outcome for Romania. No more getting invaded by Russia and Ottoman empire. And no more stereotypes for being in Eastern Europe.
@ruben4447 also big access to the ocean and trades around the world!
Not to mention this has already been going on for decades. Let's all pretend the romanian immigrants in the UK just stayed in place when England flew over to Antarctica. They really have been planning this with the romanian immigrants in Spain for so long
welcome to galice ☠
and finally reuniting with everybodies that emmigrate to Spain
So you can steal somewhere else?
*Hungary being far away from Romanians, being great again, and having a big sea:* I see this as an absolute win!
Keep dreaming! In fact, shouldn't it have been moved to the Ural mountains?😂😂😂
As a Romanian I never felt more included and more European than ever. And who could have thought that it's going to be an American helping us to achieve our dreams. Thank you! Please open as many CIA prisons you need! *wink
This actually looks like the real process by which US foreign policy is established
As a hungarian, I’m Happy about it, we have beaches And reunited with austria.
As a Romanian, I'm happy too, we got more beaches now and no reasons to hate each other because we are no longer neighbors.
@@Gabi-AlexI agree. Eu cred ca el a făcut o decizie foarte buna pentru ca este lângă Spania și Franța, ce crezi tu?
Yeah boi we got beaches!
As a austrian, I'm happy about it too!
@@noob_boi4726aia zic.In Satu Mare deja îs mai mulți magyari decât Români
„RUKRAINE”
GOT ME WHEEZING LMAO
Europeans when you mess with other countries: *HAHAHAHAHAHA YES*
Europeans when you get to their country: wait a minute excuse me
This video is genius.
The way he plays dumb but inconspicuously addresses the most salient part of each country's national identity history is pure comedy.
3/7 fixing UK
4/7 fixing the rest of Europe
this says a lot about how much the Uk needs to be fixed
I am a brit
@@craigumniy8651 cool
@@craigumniy8651get out of this comment section
100/7?
@@leahharel9160 bro what 💀
Turning Poland into a veritable corridor made me laugh uncontrollably XD
It will start WW3
At first I was like, he's gotta give Kosovo back to Serbia, and Aegean and Pirin regions back to Macedonia. But then, Macedonia and Serbia getting a lake and a sea respectively seems like a much better deal tbh.
As a portuguese, I am happy that at least you didn't turned Portugal into Spain and called it the day
edit: creativity is always welcome
Honey? Why has it just gone -46 degrees in Manchester?
idk but probably the same reason it’s -62 in marseille
@@Flying_Ninjawe’re talking in Celsius right? (I’m British which is why I made the joke)
@@CJGanon idk if it really matters tbh they’re both cold
Man doesnt change borders. He changed entire continent💀
BL is actually short for blockland, which explains why it should be square shaped
as an english person, this is an unexpected win. but as an irish person, this is an absolute loss.
Northern irish im guessing 😢
@SDAWG-69 nope my mother is irish but my dad is english so i am an english resident with irish heritage
@@solelak ohh alr
Im american of irish heritage (not the kind that are only irish on saint patricks day if you know what I mean) and when he made ireland the 51st, I had a debate in my mind whether this is better or worse than being ruled by the uk i still dont know lol.
@@SDAWG-69nothern Ireland ain’t really Ireland, buddy. He would’ve said that otherwise.
Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize
That’s given out in the nordics 😂
@@Birddidit lmao
o hell no he ruint europe
4:40 love the way that you said 'europeans love that stuff right?' that would teach them a great lesson to not argue with those borders and to be happy with the amount of land they have,if mediterranean sea is dried out,whole Europe will become a dessert too.
as a Manx person (someone born in the isle of man) I am greatly appreciated y what you have done restoring us to the glory we never had in the first place but still non the less great.
you made EUROPE'S Borders from ok to absolute nightmare fuel
7:42 we’re actually closer to some of our old lands. Works for me. :)
0:27 bro i thoguht he was going to form the soviet union
Türkiye: Cyprus is mine!
Greece: No is mine!
UN: 5:02
It should be noted that Cyprus is its own country. They are genetically and politically aligned with Greece but they have their own sovereignty. You hear that Turkey? Get out of Cyprus already!
@@Horizon-sama No country supports this illegal occupation of Cyprus by the Turks. Only a Turk would even consider Northern Cyprus to be a legit place. Cypriots don't want the Turks there and would like their land back.
@@Horizon-sama I still can't get over the pettiness to have a massive flag of Northern Cyprus built on the side of the hill just to piss off the southern cypriots.
@@jens_le_benz a little trolling
As a Turk I don't think removing borders would make *peace* 💀
Thank you from Spain for taking England and France as far as possible and giving us like 283737km more of border with Morocco!
😊
And getting rid of us😒
@@B4calhau hey bro you're with your family now, say hi to ours.
Spain is our "brothers"
@@B4calhau 🗿👌♥️its been too long together to fight each other
Why I don’t want to be in anticta
4:11 was so funny to me and idk why😂
The gradual rise in the amount of gunshots as you emphasized how American you were was funny asf lmfao
Scandinavia "not so perfect anymore" xD
"fixing europes borders"
**proceeds to rip apart an entire island**
10:45 LOL
i need someone to make this exact map in eu4 with the same geopolitical issues OR I MEAN "fixes" and whatnot. thank you!
Estonia, Luxembourg, Slovenia, and Moldova watching in horror as their neighbors are tormented by literal god himself:
As An American, I can confirm That This Is the best american map ever
Now please do Fixing America As A European
Ho- I’m just not gonna question
Proceeds to delete it entirely*
“Sure thing” *rebirths as a european*
After that: Fixing Europe as a European
As a map, I can confirm that this is good
TYSM for the vic 2 music
Slovenia,Estonia and Latvia sleeping
As a slovenian, apart from us loosing the coastline, I see this as an absolute win
yeah but no Trst :(
@@zenf46 aaahhh, a fellow northwest yugoslavian
No yugoslavia thank you@@Stabbingparrot
@@zenf46 sorry. Ex- northwestern yugoslavian. (aka. Slovenian)
So it means I ' m southern yugoslavian. 🇲🇰
As a portuguese, that joke made me laugh... good job...
That joke is so old as Portuguese gold got so rusty then they can take it all. But all it's better than Spain fusion 😅
10:55 : "You see my problem here is that there aren't any problems here. So how about we make some?"
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is US foreign policy 101.
You should have moved England closer to Spain because it’s cold in Antarctica and it’s sunny in Spain.
As a Polish person, I was actually amused that you made my country into a literal pole. We're still seperated from the Belarusians, but it might change in Sunday, October 15 (date in Central European Summer Time). We might become a confederation (like the Swiss).
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@@khunphraeokha sorry, had to google translate your comment. but anyway, on the "as a polish person" thing, i am actually serious unlike most others. feel free to google translate it if you don't understand
Great. We'll become a great hummer in the middle of the continent. How lovely 😮 Epic!!! 😍
@@katarzynalpzm0arajko-nenow32 yes epic
Bulgaria's new location does correspond to the location of Old Great Bulgaria, which was a khanate in the Crimea area before the Bulgars moved to modern day bulgaria and mixed with the slavs, so I approve.
hahahahahahaha
straight lines, this is awesome, subscribed
8:48 and Hungary finally gets an access to the sea!
it can be access to the sea if the body of water goes through a strait into the ocean but if it doesnt, but it borders a body of water, that body of water will be called a lake and countries will still be landlocked
Bro managed to make everyone equally mad at the same time
The dutch only got more land and even have the opportunity to drain the ocean where france once was. We see this as an absolute win.
"Flanders should become part of the Netherlands"
Ah sh*t, here we go again.
what you did with germany killed me xD
as being myself a german i can promise its already like that hahahaha
mom: we’re going to France!
me: 😳
mom: oh, looks like the Eiffel Tower froze
me: 🫢
The Netherlands was never touched LOL
Ah, yes "fixing" europe🇸🇪
WTF that's the Swedish flag. Here's the European flag🇪🇺
Never let him cook Europe
5:42 I just imagined god coming down from heaven and screaming at Zelensky and Putin "'IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICELY WITH IT, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY!"
Fr 👌🥶
9:57 as a french I'm kinda pissed that you made Monaco part of france
Actually we got both Koreas, we still have French Guyana, we have New Caledonia, Reunion and a ton of other islands so we are kinda good lol
@@mry77Also far away from the Northern Europe nuclear wasteland, and in a cold place for further global warming developement.
You surely had fun doing this. I couldn't stop laughing! I didn't like the disappearance of the Mediterranean Sea, though
11:56 as someone from austria i personally think that this is a great idea
DONT LET BLUD COOK AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣🗣
As a Romanian, it annoys me to see that you forgot to move Moldova next to Romania. Brothers gotta stick together.
Yeah he should've make the second Kalliningrad out of it, or at least merge it with Ukraine
He should had rotated Moldavia 90 degrees counterclockwise and attached it to Banat. It would had become a wonderful peninsula.
As a Spanish I feel glad to see Spain getting rid of both England and France but sad for our Portuguese neighbours
Hello ex Bulgaria(south of us) from Romania
The hot-blooded Scotts would fit nicely somewhere between The Balearic Islands, and Sardinia on the East/West axis, and Marseille and Algiers, on a yes, precisely in the middle of the Med.
Bro really put where i live 5 meters from a russian enclave. THANK YOU, THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED. YOU ARE GREAT.
As a pole you'll get used to it
this man doesn't need freedom, freedom needs him
Slowing turning Germany back was genius.
After watching your entire video, I'm really glad you're not in charge of anything (except of your own channel, that is).
I always get Brazil and Portugal mixed up so thats a good thing you did there 10:40 :) ❤😊
Loved it, absolutely loved it. Everything is perfect. As an American who loves history and geography, I see no problems with these borders. Peace in our lifetime has been achieved.
9:25 Good old Germany like back then, where everyone had a King
As a romanian i am gratefull for this map bc we can finally unite with our fellow romanians in Spain
As a Dutch person, i see this as an absolute win, we finally got the half of Belgium that was basically budget Netherlands already anyways, so we can start fixing their roads and bicycle infrastructure
Oh, please do! I am so sick of fixing my ebike.
Time to drain the suspiciously france shaped ocean and claim it in the name of the dutch.
This is so much more entertaining that I had thought before watching it - thanks!
As a german I see this as an absolute win
but then we need our old territories back.
@@sinnvollerkommentar263*Czechoslovakia has left the game*
Insanely funny!
As a portuguese... that Portugal part killed me lol, got urself a like and a sub
9:35 As a Pole I approve.
11:58 I thought you were going to bring back Czechoslovakia and Austria Hungary
What he did is even better
As a Georgian, I gladly welcome our new neighbours in Caucasus! That was the best change🤩
P.S. The fact that you turned Czechia and Slovakia into Slovakia-Czechia instead of Czechoslovakia is hilarious 😂
Тепер Молдова має береги😁
As a brit i can confirm i am happy to be colonising Antarctica
Europe in alternate universe💀
1:30 I’m a half-Welsh half-English person and this makes my cry, I love going to see my family over there and the holidays are nice😭
Germany in WWI: 👿
Germany in WWII:😈
Germany now: 😇
9:02