Lord Miles After 8 Months In Taliban Custody

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  • @fausch
    @fausch ปีที่แล้ว +245

    An English Catholic is an honorary member of the Mujahedeen. That's just the most incredible thing ever.

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There were Protestant IRA members in Ireland so why not?

    • @deusvult8808
      @deusvult8808 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@nicholascharles9625How to tell you this. Protestant and Catholic are closer than Catholic and Muslim.

  • @nahmate7331
    @nahmate7331 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "Watched 'Barbie' with the Taliban"... That's that crossed off the bucket list.

    • @ImranAhmed-oi5mf
      @ImranAhmed-oi5mf ปีที่แล้ว

      Why watch barbie at all? Why do degeneracy?

    • @beacurnearecurvata188
      @beacurnearecurvata188 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ffs that's hilarious😂

    • @99kevin99
      @99kevin99 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was it a pirated version?

    • @mansoorkhanjadoon1360
      @mansoorkhanjadoon1360 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@99kevin99it was with Pashto subs

    • @99kevin99
      @99kevin99 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mansoorkhanjadoon1360 I understand. This channel is like no other.

  • @500dollarjapanesetoaster8
    @500dollarjapanesetoaster8 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    Miles: goes and hangs out with the Taliban.
    Most unhinged person found: American

    • @undeadalph
      @undeadalph ปีที่แล้ว

      honestly it was most unexpected turn that he found the only other person that speaks english and he was an irate schizo pedophile from the states

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      honestly I'm not too shocked about that

    • @10pmmemes88
      @10pmmemes88 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      *black American. Gotta be specific

    • @ujfujf422
      @ujfujf422 ปีที่แล้ว

      paha i thought that too

    • @robinpickett7618
      @robinpickett7618 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @quagmoe7879
    @quagmoe7879 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    I never once doubted that Lord Miles was okay. I knew he would be treated fairly, literally no reason for the Taliban to hurt him. But apparently it was even better than I thought, instead of being kept in a cushy cell he was chilling with Intelligence Officers, rubbing elbows with the Taliban leadership, and spitballing ideas to help rebuild the Afghan economy. What an absolute legend.

    • @IYeleven
      @IYeleven ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I hope he remains safe forever

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @quagmoe7879
      @quagmoe7879 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@budget.88 I haven’t brother, I tell people about it in real life. We are so back!

    • @cptjohnbhewler1529
      @cptjohnbhewler1529 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@budget.88The Liberty got liberated.

    • @Ren99510
      @Ren99510 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "Cool foreigner" gets you in to a lot of unexpected places when those places don't have an abundance of them.

  • @themoxcast
    @themoxcast ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Miles- 8 months in Taliban custody: "Callum is going to love this..."
    Callum: "I love this"

  • @Yoko_Grim
    @Yoko_Grim ปีที่แล้ว +564

    A British guy gets "held captive" by the Taliban for what was it, 8 months, and instead of being tortured and killed, he ends up being like... An unofficial part of their government.
    *Edit:* HE HAS IMMUNITY TOO?! DUDE! LEGEND!
    Tell me this like 6 years ago and I wouldn't believe you. That's how insane this is.

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      this dude's diplomatic skill is insane

    • @KnoxEmDown
      @KnoxEmDown ปีที่แล้ว +102

      There's a reason British men like him once ruled 1/4 of the world.

    • @jimjamauto
      @jimjamauto ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's almost as if the Taliban are just one side of a very old and complicated conflict.

    • @Yoko_Grim
      @Yoko_Grim ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KnoxEmDown Yeah cause nobody was daring enough to fight back

    • @azure4100
      @azure4100 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This deserves a movie. Comedy dark humor.

  • @iSmokedEinsteinium
    @iSmokedEinsteinium ปีที่แล้ว +794

    this guy is literally a modern day adventurer. Legit af. 8 months in Taliban custody, becomes friends taliban, chills with government officials, welcomed back with open arms. happens to the best of us. This is something that would be written down as part of a story of an EPIC or LEGEND of a character from history. Truly and legitimately the main character. PRAISE LORD MILES.

    • @theoathman8188
      @theoathman8188 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only reason why he is a "LEGEND" to you, is berceuse you've been brainwashed to think that the Taliban are so dangerous and that they kill everything,,, bla bla,, the rest of the western propaganda the last 20 years. But if you put into perspective that the Taliban are actually good religious principled people that wouldn't harm you out of no where,, then you will understand that this is a normal treatment to anyone who came in contact with them.

    • @markscouler2534
      @markscouler2534 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Think it would be a lot different if he was a yank, though

    • @basjacob764
      @basjacob764 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It would be like one arc in a Tintin story.

    • @xxxBradTxxx
      @xxxBradTxxx ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Modern day Marco Polo.

    • @smokeyplane3285
      @smokeyplane3285 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@basjacob764 he is literally IRL tintin

  • @Luke_Groundwalker
    @Luke_Groundwalker ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Nice to finally hear from the man himself, so many "journalists" covering this story made you out to be human trash. Happy youre home safe and had an, overall, good time:)

    • @mk-tu3gv
      @mk-tu3gv ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Smear merchants sell smears. You know how it is. At this points is just an unfortunate fact of life.

    • @stevecariggillio4139
      @stevecariggillio4139 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing no one with a brain cares what journalists say.

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @megaham1552
      @megaham1552 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who?

    • @Fuckthis0341
      @Fuckthis0341 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is human trash. If you can’t see that he is human trash, you’re human trash

  • @Gamer-zq5eb
    @Gamer-zq5eb ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Petition to make Callum go to Afghanistan again with Miles

    • @cameronjames3499
      @cameronjames3499 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Counter-petition for Callum to take Miles on his second tour of England's Englishness. Would be a hilarious juxtaposition to see Miles in Bibury (the town that was so pretty they had to put up signs that it's not a theme park), etc.

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ⌚ Eurôpa the last battlë

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Petition for everyone on the right to move to Afghanistan, and lead decent lives again.

    • @asdasd-dm1hd
      @asdasd-dm1hd ปีที่แล้ว

      lololol@@livedandletdie

    • @ChinnuWoW
      @ChinnuWoW ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want them to visit North Korea!! He loves the music.

  • @Coolbeansoooo83799
    @Coolbeansoooo83799 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    THIS MAN WILL FOREVER BE A LEGEND. PERIOD!

    • @SquashGuy02134
      @SquashGuy02134 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He's probably going to be in literal textbooks in Afghanistan

    • @anubishorus4426
      @anubishorus4426 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you spelled idiot wrong

    • @greatestytcommentator
      @greatestytcommentator ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@anubishorus4426Imagine.... just being YOU?

    • @purplepenguin43
      @purplepenguin43 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anubishorus4426 Miles has definantly spec'd into the idot savant skill tree with a high chrisima build :)
      But im Glad to hear the taliban are actually pretty sensible and getting more sensible by the year it seems, hope they are one day the US can reconcile with them like we are with Veitnam.

    • @IYeleven
      @IYeleven ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SquashGuy02134
      He will be the ruler of Afghanistan one day

  • @mat199622
    @mat199622 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I love how concerned Callum looked at certain points of the interview.

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @ifeedchickens7387
      @ifeedchickens7387 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@budget.88you do good work pasta poster man

    • @cptjohnbhewler1529
      @cptjohnbhewler1529 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He looks insecure, like he's constantly thinking about how awkward he feels talking to a guy in Miles who's the complete opposite.
      Lord Miles shatters the little dough boys reality by simply existing and being chill.

    • @MediaDestroyer
      @MediaDestroyer ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cptjohnbhewler1529they’re both just normal awkward guys.

    • @cptjohnbhewler1529
      @cptjohnbhewler1529 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MediaDestroyer dough boy isn't able to put a genuine expression on his face, where as Miles was cool

  • @PsRohrbaugh
    @PsRohrbaugh ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I am willing to invest in Lord Miles. He truly is a Lord.

    • @Zeunknown1234
      @Zeunknown1234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Our Lord & saviour

  • @reecedignan8365
    @reecedignan8365 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    It only took 200 years but a Brit has finally managed to “conquer” Afghan.
    Was it through military advancement or brutal diplomacy?
    No, it was because one slightly brain damaged brit managed to essentially befriend the Taliban and assist them in rebuilding a country.
    All we need Miles now is to essentially charisma build his way into becoming the new Royal Family of Afghanistan.
    Oh and Miles remember in your rebuilding effort, you need to teach them about British cuisine, show them the joys of the deep frier and chippies.

    • @John.AR.Activism
      @John.AR.Activism ปีที่แล้ว

      Theyre not going to rebuild shit without 50% of the population working are they.... the women I mean.

  • @JosephusAurelius
    @JosephusAurelius ปีที่แล้ว +208

    God be with you Miles. Be safe and bless the people in Afghanistan with your humour and charity

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @sabrinatscha2554
      @sabrinatscha2554 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are there any left? I figured they were all in the UK, at this point.

    • @sabrinatscha2554
      @sabrinatscha2554 ปีที่แล้ว

      @budget.88
      I won’t.

    • @kon3680
      @kon3680 ปีที่แล้ว

      they had it coming @@budget.88

  • @natetete1379
    @natetete1379 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    You two almost seem like brothers with how well you vibe off of each other.

  • @iplaygames896
    @iplaygames896 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Bro befriended the Taliban what a legend he’s closer to world peace than any politician.

    • @mtnvortex
      @mtnvortex ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be perfectly honest, if not for the neurotic chicken swinging ethno-religious supremacists in the tiny little hats, it is very very likely that most of the world could live in such peace. Unfortunately, we've got these paranoid inbred perverts, voraciously munching on mountains of baby D, inflaming ethnic and religious tension anywhere they possibly can, just to distract any attention from their own immoral and highly socially destructive behavior.

    • @las.estrellas
      @las.estrellas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the politicians dont want peace lol...not world or any other kind. endless war enriches their bank accounts.

    • @_marl3ne_
      @_marl3ne_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They've got quite a boy love tradition in Afghanistan. I reckon that high-pitched giggle went a long way

    • @mtnvortex
      @mtnvortex ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_marl3ne_ Could be. As far as I've been told, the Taliban generally frowns on that dancing boy nonsense, and tends to prosecute those who practice it. Not so surprisingly, it was mainly the warlords and such that western forces allied with who were doing that stuff. I've heard stories from guys who were over there. I'm sure you'll always have the "closet diddlers" though.

    • @iplaygames896
      @iplaygames896 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@_marl3ne_ haters gonna hate.

  • @nubbyboah
    @nubbyboah ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "We feared you were dead, but when we heard you've been taken by the Taliban we were like 'Oh thank Christ'" I laughed at this for more than a few reasons lol

    • @nubbyboah
      @nubbyboah ปีที่แล้ว

      @@budget.88 No one cares about your lame, propaganda fan fiction. Go larp somewhere else.

    • @ArgentWolf95
      @ArgentWolf95 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@budget.88 irrelevant propaganda.

    • @Afghandurrani1747
      @Afghandurrani1747 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ArgentWolf95Agreed

    • @Rojomanzana438
      @Rojomanzana438 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@kingfuqurmahmen6792
      Another NPC comment.

    • @through-faith-alone
      @through-faith-alone ปีที่แล้ว

      cope @@Rojomanzana438

  • @iamthepole723
    @iamthepole723 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Glad to see my guy back, he is an unstoppable Brit

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

  • @simko6064
    @simko6064 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Miles watching Barbie 2023 with Ryan Gosling alongside the Taliban is the singe best thing that happened this year.

    • @spook75a28
      @spook75a28 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You forget about the watching of Titanic with a few mujahedeen and one shed a tear towards the end. Hopeless romantics he has called the Afghan people on Lotuseaters Podcast.

    • @jakoblindelof92
      @jakoblindelof92 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He shouldnt watch barbie though, since he is catholic that is a sin, but mabe they forced him to watch it.

  • @psuee5
    @psuee5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    So glad he made it out of there and sounds like a hoot. What a character. Followed his custody story all year so it's a miracle to hear it from him. Stay safe Miles

  • @CrackinJacks138
    @CrackinJacks138 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Why does miles get so much hate? Every comment in news articles i saw was calling him a war tourist. Hows that differnt from regular journalism? Am i missing something

    • @josedorsaith5261
      @josedorsaith5261 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Because people like him enough to give him interviews, where they rejected "real journalists"

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Probably because he isn't following the narrative they want to give on things

    • @zatoichi1
      @zatoichi1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Regular journalists these days avoid the war zones. They fake about in a safe area and then write government propaganda.

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because real journalism is VERY few and far-between. The media has manipulated and inserted fake journalists in the west for absolutely decades now to warp public perception, much less have people whom care not for the truth, but only the pursuit of the payday it brings. The mainsteam media (MSM), can, not, ever, be, trusted. Get this in your head and make sure everyone you know does as well, because most people still will not not learn.

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You may find this surprising, but the media lie and misrepresent things.

  • @callum4796
    @callum4796 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Bro got detained for 8 months by the Taliban and had a better time than most people do on holiday 😂😭🤣

  • @aregularperson7573
    @aregularperson7573 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It’s nice to see that Lord Miles still has his head attached but at least he has a story to tell

    • @That0Homeless0Guy
      @That0Homeless0Guy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's very self aware whoch definitely benefits him.

    • @Afghandurrani1747
      @Afghandurrani1747 ปีที่แล้ว

      Afghans Are Not Monsters Like You Were Told By The Propaganda Machines For The Last 20 Years But We Are Monsters For Foreign Invaders

  • @usefulusinguser
    @usefulusinguser ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I think the funniest part about this interview is that it’s completely convinced me that the King Lord Miles himself is genuinely autistic. Stay safe and have fun habibi. Go take a trip on the bird peddle boats in that one lake for us next time you’re there!

    • @TheRealMcluv
      @TheRealMcluv ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He says his austistic in the video

    • @joedot343
      @joedot343 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      unquestionably so

    • @_marl3ne_
      @_marl3ne_ ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yep, he's disabled all right. His country's enemies checked him out for a good 12 months & decided it would do more damage to just send him back

    • @luke8264
      @luke8264 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@_marl3ne_he’s not disabled lol. If anything his personality is more beneficial than someone that would be considered “normal”

    • @tillburr6799
      @tillburr6799 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_marl3ne_ 💀

  • @CybuRTF2
    @CybuRTF2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    You can tell how good of a friend Callum is because he's trying to play along with just how playful miles is being but you can see genuine concern in his face about a lot of this stuff.

    • @SpartanArmy117
      @SpartanArmy117 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This was my comment from another post but I think Callum is feeling this too. "True, my only critique would be that it's started to cross over from being open to alternative points of view and visiting places no one else will, to normalizing and carrying water for the taliban. Not a huge fan of that to be honest."

    • @andrewfulton3435
      @andrewfulton3435 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's either that or a good spoonful of the 'tism.

    • @pinkskyatnight6569
      @pinkskyatnight6569 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the level of tism in this video is off the charts tbf

    • @Mag1cA
      @Mag1cA 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Am I the only one who thinks the guy suffers from Stockholm syndrome?
      he was probably joking around to feel safe for so long he started really believing they were his friends. in my opinion, they did come to see him useful at first and trustworthy a lot later. he was probably funny from the start though. when he said "loads of Afghans (would) come in" with him in the "Half-way house" they would out themselves as spies to him . that could also be very useful for the Taliban. he said he " *later* found out they were paid like 400$ a month uh to like *risk their lives* ". and that this would happen often, with many different people. "turns out I met a load of CIA people". he had every incentive to snitch to his Tali-bros, frequent opportunities (set up by the Taliban) ,knew how much they got paid, which he learnt later and knew that by cooperating with them he is risking his life.
      I've never heard of this guy before, and a lot of people are very quick to believe every word he says, don't scrutinize him for normalizing and supporting a literal terrorist group, opening a gold mine in a 3rd world country ("1800s style goofing off" in his words), laughing about killing the American soldiers with the "sweet old man" who made bombs. if this isn't Stockholm's syndrome he is just a straight up terrorist. an "honorary member of the Mujahideen" is what he himself said. sitting with top generals evan. face timing them multiple times per week even after being released.

    • @SpartanArmy117
      @SpartanArmy117 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Mag1cA Not just all that but also this is what has made him "famous," so that probably has something to do with it as well. With that being said I really doubt a lot of his stories. He has that classic pathological liar vibe about him.

  • @pagefault404
    @pagefault404 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    As an American, who watched the tourism video and heard all the BS about Miles' capture, this is quite literally the most fascinating interview and account of what happened during his "captivity".

    • @lilnoir4213
      @lilnoir4213 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You didnt check for proof of his claims right you just believe him ?

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lilnoir4213 There is no reason to believe he is lying (tho its possible part of his memories aren't 100% accurate it happens when retelling a story).
      If he had been treated badly why would he cover the asses of those who would have abused him despite being out of Afghanistan

    • @lilnoir4213
      @lilnoir4213 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KalashVodka175 I didnt say he was treated badly, but he makes claim of being friends with them, being reinvited, soon opening a gold mine buisness and having immunity. No proof for any of that, just a edgy white boy who started with one intention, attention.

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lilnoir4213
      He did have some pictures taken with the talibans so there's that
      To me this isn't really hard to believe.
      Miles just got that non confrontational personality; meanwhile the Talibans might simply be initially a bit weirded out by this white dude being so friendly to them and eventually just warm up to him
      If someone only wants attention they can find it doing less dangerous stuff than going to mf'ing afghanistan, bro

    • @lilnoir4213
      @lilnoir4213 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KalashVodka175 Yeah sure they let him live and roam around cause he is no threat, they are so happy to control the life on people to a point that they dont have to worry about a stupid white boy, he is a pet to them.
      But why would they give him any official political rights as "immunity" what do they have to gain, and what does immunity even mean amongst terrorist who shoot each other if there is any disagreement lol.

  • @callum4796
    @callum4796 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I might even go somewhere dangerous like France maybe" I'm crying with laughter 🤣😭😂

  • @JennySparkz
    @JennySparkz ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Really enjoyed this. Lord miles is crazy as a loon but an awesome chap

    • @greatestytcommentator
      @greatestytcommentator ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he Welsh or summat?

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@budget.88 Go tnothing to do with Lord Miles bro

  • @Brah_
    @Brah_ ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Lord Miles, the Taliban's Top Guy

    • @Swoiny
      @Swoiny ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What if the taliban told you that YOU are their top guy? 💯

    • @mt000mp
      @mt000mp ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Swoiny Woaah, I'm Talibans top guy duude 1!

    • @GorbachevSausages
      @GorbachevSausages ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miles will keep getting away with it

  • @uss_liberty_incident
    @uss_liberty_incident ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Holy crap he's actually alive! Love to see it.

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ⌚ Eurôpa the last battlë

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@budget.88 Jesus Christ bro I see you everywhere

    • @uss_liberty_incident
      @uss_liberty_incident ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bickyboo7789 He's putting in work

  • @realkekz
    @realkekz ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I think Miles might just be one of the biggest badasses of the 21st century, this one's going down in history

  • @nuh.al-oklahomi
    @nuh.al-oklahomi ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I went on a pilgrimage for you Habib! Thank you God! HE’S STILL ALIVE!

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is back safe.
      ما شاء الله

    • @stalebread7972
      @stalebread7972 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alhamdulillah man, I was praying for his safe arrival too. I don't get why Westerners demonize people and cultures from Muslim backgrounds only based on their preconceived notions alone.

    • @nuh.al-oklahomi
      @nuh.al-oklahomi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stalebread7972 because all they think about is terrorist attacks. Most people where I’m at have never even been acquainted with a Muslim.

    • @TheEightfoldPath_
      @TheEightfoldPath_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stalebread7972 I wasn’t particularly worried for him because the golden rule usually applies. As long as you are with people of sound mind they will mirror you. be respectful, calm and honest and you often get that in return.

  • @olie304
    @olie304 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This dude is literally the protagonist of one of those nation building animes

  • @mawortz
    @mawortz ปีที่แล้ว +41

    this dude lives his life like its a video game with respawn

  • @TommyGMcGee
    @TommyGMcGee ปีที่แล้ว +174

    What a journey this life can be!

    • @bRuHIsHere.
      @bRuHIsHere. ปีที่แล้ว

      Verified and still only has 4 likes and no comments? Well time to change that.

    • @JackPinkhunter
      @JackPinkhunter ปีที่แล้ว

      My condolences go to his butthole

    • @LifeOfMomo
      @LifeOfMomo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paulx6755 like you did

    • @guccigangdavie9601
      @guccigangdavie9601 ปีที่แล้ว

      Show us recknecks in ky love. You went to Louisville and checked out punchmade in lex but never checked out the country living down south in Ky.

    • @WgCdrLuddite
      @WgCdrLuddite 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Autistic twats like Miles seem to dominate utube. Thank god they keep quiet in the real world. I suppose it's a self-defence mechanism.

  • @Devin7Eleven
    @Devin7Eleven ปีที่แล้ว +268

    What if Miles turned Afghanistan into a Catholic country?

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      "Taliban converts to Catholicism; declares crusade against Vatican II heretics and infidel pope. Film at 11."

    • @raulvaldivia7212
      @raulvaldivia7212 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As a traditional Catholic, I love this thank you

    • @hindenpeter2.04
      @hindenpeter2.04 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@raulvaldivia7212 How much trad? Some have reverse engineered Catholicism back to the 4th century with the Mass and 1200's with the Rosary. I loved that taliban trad sesh with them rocking out to ''my uncle mike'' playing

    • @journeytoform
      @journeytoform ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@randacnam7321 Takes over Temple Mount, stops sectarian violence by converting everyone to Catholicism, declares Francis as Petrus Romanus, the pope destined to destroy Rome.

    • @raulvaldivia7212
      @raulvaldivia7212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@journeytoform I just attend the Latin mass and I can’t stand Vatican 2. I go to mass with the sspx.

  • @KatanamasterV
    @KatanamasterV ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Welcome back Lord Miles, very glad to see you safely home

  • @Salahudin-AlAyubi
    @Salahudin-AlAyubi ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This guy has maxed out his charisma to an other worldly level

  • @ladderzombie
    @ladderzombie ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Dang Miles looks hardened and thousand-yard-starey, despite keeping the trademark banter. You can clearly see he went in as the king of goofy danger adventures and came out all thugged out and a different man.

    • @Devin7Eleven
      @Devin7Eleven ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You tend to mimic what influences you surround yourself by

    • @quagmoe7879
      @quagmoe7879 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Devin7Eleven The next time we see him he’ll just announce he’s joining the Taliban lol

    • @JS-wu1hg
      @JS-wu1hg ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He left England as a boy, but returned as a taliMAN.

    • @chumleyk
      @chumleyk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stockholm syndrome's extreme version is Miles taliban syndrome

    • @quagmoe7879
      @quagmoe7879 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@chumleyk I think it’s the opposite, he genuinely had an amazing time and got in on some incredible business opportunities in the process. He’s done several other interviews already discussing it, and posted photographic, and video proof of his claims. Cope.

  • @Crowley666Beast
    @Crowley666Beast ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can’t wait for the next season of Callum and Miles

  • @josefikrakowski
    @josefikrakowski ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm at the point where I can't tell if this guy is an MI6 plant, or if he's just unfathomably based

    • @ImranAhmed-oi5mf
      @ImranAhmed-oi5mf ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Based. Miles is a legend, chilling with the Talibros.

    • @Shuubox
      @Shuubox ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Likely both

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the latter.

    • @Rasectos
      @Rasectos 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfathomably autistic.

  • @jasonisbored6679
    @jasonisbored6679 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    People wonder how the British ruled like half of the world - I'll tell you plain and simple. It started with guys like this - few inhibitions, strongly held faith, a spirit of adventure, many other factors, and of course most importantly, business sense to apply.

  • @dryciderz
    @dryciderz ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can't wait for the 2074 film Miles of Afghanistan

  • @drewg2676
    @drewg2676 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Anyone confused about the ending? 46:38 It seems like miles thought they cut and said "you know i put on the act a little bit...if you just act like some chill Stoner dude that just goofed off"... weird it's almost like he's admitted he put on an act.. I hope he actually did have a good time and nothing bad happened.
    *EDIT* this part was edited out.

    • @cameronjames3499
      @cameronjames3499 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He would've had a Damoclesian sword hanging over him the entire time, no matter how otherwise pleasant. Definitely trauma to process. I wouldn't say he's faking anything per se, just probably emotionally pushing himself a bit more than he'd otherwise be inclined to atm.

    • @B.V.Luminous
      @B.V.Luminous ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He put on an act for the Taliban.

    • @LaughingMan44
      @LaughingMan44 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's wild, I couldn't even notice a cut. There's definitely a lot more to this than they're letting on. Can't have a charitable interpretation of that statement when it got cut out

    • @drewg2676
      @drewg2676 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LaughingMan44 100% I actually have it saved. Because I knew it would get edited out.

    • @AlisteirCrowley
      @AlisteirCrowley ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Of course the persona is a bit of an act, every entertainer does it. Those who seem the most genuine are just the very best of them.

  • @boofgremlin
    @boofgremlin ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Return of the king

  • @-AT-WALKER
    @-AT-WALKER ปีที่แล้ว +46

    YAAAAAAAAAS FINALLY!
    Seriously lad, if you read this, thanks for the closure we all wanted rather than the closure we all dreaded - a true educator and adventurer.

    • @greatestytcommentator
      @greatestytcommentator ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is NOT closure.
      This is the beginning of .......?..........😮

  • @lordoflek
    @lordoflek ปีที่แล้ว +11

    in a thousand years there will be some hill tribe in Afghanistan that will tell the tale of the time the great adventurer Lord Miles of some forgotten empire came and built for them the mines that led to their wealth and power, and he will be revered as a great man and an exemplar of the generous stranger.

  • @taxt17
    @taxt17 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Legend. Straight up.

  • @goonersquadpyongyang
    @goonersquadpyongyang ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Miles would've loved being English in the 1800s

  • @Jack-hk4nn
    @Jack-hk4nn ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Can you imagine if this guy ends up being the Foreign Minister to Afghanistan?
    Hey, I don't particularly hold the Taliban in high regards but, this guy managed more diplomacy in 6-12 months than the west or east did during their invasions

    • @cannibalholocaust3015
      @cannibalholocaust3015 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they wanted to be diplomatic they could easily. You mistake the intention, everything is possible. Unfortunately billions are to be made using subterfuge and fuckery & many willing servants of evil.

    • @FazeParticles
      @FazeParticles ปีที่แล้ว +4

      well most of the west's diplomats are feminist lunatics or raging war hawks. Miles is more of a super old school westerner. he doesn't condemn the taliban's culture no matter what the normies/plebs are telling him to do. that's real courage and diplomacy.

  • @NLYS27
    @NLYS27 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If i went being a Army and never deployed to Afghanistan. Honestly Lord Miles is a legend. He became a Economic Adviser and achieved diplomatic statues.

  • @marcocammozzo7553
    @marcocammozzo7553 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the sickest interviews to date. Great stuff

  • @MonsieurDean
    @MonsieurDean ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The greatest consequence of the American Revolution was that we lost the great English tradition of Pancake Day.

  • @eliaskenenske1930
    @eliaskenenske1930 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The tourism website should cater to bachelor parties.
    I attended a bachelor party in Jordan and it was great

  • @Ko_kB
    @Ko_kB ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Miles really is the main character.

  • @Dexterritory212
    @Dexterritory212 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    its great to see miles back and Callum interviewing him it was such a blast watching the first Afghanistan video thanks for this Callum always a good laugh seeing you have fun here or in lotus eaters

  • @rogue_hk
    @rogue_hk ปีที่แล้ว +38

    What a fucking legend, like legit a modern legend.

  • @bobbyrandomguy1489
    @bobbyrandomguy1489 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Guy is a madman. Respect honestly

  • @boataholicsanonymous9583
    @boataholicsanonymous9583 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    i did some maths on miles gold mine idea based on the numbers he gave at 15:57 , roughly it works out at 5040 ounces of gold per year at around £8,209,630.80 GBP at current gold rates , minus running costs of around 500-800k that sounds like one hell of a profit margin to be had , he maybe onto something

    • @blimolhm2790
      @blimolhm2790 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah from memory a feasible mine is ~1.5 grams to the tonne so if they're getting 15 grams on a big patch they'll be able to get golden Kalashnikovs next Christmas

    • @timucintarakc2281
      @timucintarakc2281 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      afghans are not good in with units and numbers. i wouldn't risk my money on it.

    • @SoaringSuccubus
      @SoaringSuccubus ปีที่แล้ว

      @@timucintarakc2281 He said it was based on some US survey.

  • @aresjerry
    @aresjerry ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Big Love from Texas, Thank you for all you do boys.

  • @adifferentkindofgravy5562
    @adifferentkindofgravy5562 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I don't mean this in a bad way, but you two, are two of the craziest, coolest cats that I have ever had the pleasure to watch. Absolutely bonkers. I love it. Afghanistan needs more ppl like you, in their lives, I think! 😂 Big up to the Taliban for being decent chaps to you both. Especially to Miles, during his detention. Your videos make me want to visit Afghanistan 🙏

  • @theoathman8188
    @theoathman8188 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Taliban leaned nothing from the US ways of interrogation. How do they want to be a developed nation without torture, waterboarding, abuse, 20 years in prison without a charge ? Mr. nice guy "we don't harm anyone" will serve you no good.

  • @TheLuftpolsterfolie
    @TheLuftpolsterfolie ปีที่แล้ว +6

    While this was a fun conversation for you for sure, this was the best content I have seen the whole month. Thank you so much

  • @OmegaTou
    @OmegaTou ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Miles is opening the gates to rebuilding the British Empire. 😂

  • @MonsieurDean
    @MonsieurDean ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Miles just laid out phase four of the Lord Miles Cinematic Universe.

  • @johnnytower6169
    @johnnytower6169 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This guy is a legend, a total tripper but a legendary one

  • @JoelTehMole
    @JoelTehMole ปีที่แล้ว +6

    >be miles
    >get sent to hell
    >"so anyway I was goofing off in the bottomless pit then I pointed an RPG at the devil, he found it hilarious"

  • @robotword
    @robotword ปีที่แล้ว +3

    glad to hear about our lord safe and well. thanks for all the effort you put in to staying in contact with this mad lad

  • @LittleGreenMartian-js8wv
    @LittleGreenMartian-js8wv ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Darn, just missed the stream. Nevertheless, always nice to see you two guys having a bit of banter together, even if it's on the comfort of your own couch rather than Kabul.

    • @greatestytcommentator
      @greatestytcommentator ปีที่แล้ว

      They have couches at home...... in Khabul

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@greatestytcommentator more like pillows and rugs innit

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Never forget thë USS Liberty and the men who died on that day

  • @Veritas419
    @Veritas419 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This dude isn’t on the spectrum he is the spectrum

  • @I_Stole_A_BTR-80
    @I_Stole_A_BTR-80 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You are spy for our enemies, see you say you are Mossad agent, CIA agent"
    "Nah it's just a joke"
    "Can't argue with that"

  • @AydinPaladin
    @AydinPaladin ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I'm so glad Miles is okay! They have a warrior culture, but it sounds like if you walk the walk and talk the talk with them like one of them, then they can somewhat accept you. If you scare them or impress them, then they can respect you. Don't play the sycophant nor act a coward and they will treat you mostly as an equal. Be friendly, but only to show that you're not frightened. They recognized the traits in Miles that they admire, namely bravery. This is really fascinating. It's a strange reverse Four Lions situation. I commend Lord Miles, as always, for his courage and nonchalance in the face of potential mortal threat.

    • @bonkyo
      @bonkyo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You just described Pashtunwali, their code of ethics

    • @f1aziz
      @f1aziz ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pashtun warrior culture is way blown out of proportion by the Western media to turn these normal people into some sort of Ninja/Samurais of 21st century. Afghan Taliban might be slightly uptight at first, but these people have been at war for half century against two superpowers of our times, those KGB/CIA/Mossad memes have been a real thing in that country.
      Pashtun are chill people like any other ethnic group in this region, if you don't screw with them they are extremely friendly and loyal to the fault. Just be normal and friendly you will be fine.

    • @fahadashrafofficial
      @fahadashrafofficial ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is absolute bs. Makes me understand how people can make up fantasies.
      I am from Pashtune from Pakistan and it's nothing like that there.
      They have a strong Islamic and honour based culture and if you respect them they will respect you. It's simple.

    • @ohnoitisnt
      @ohnoitisnt ปีที่แล้ว

      White british men have been disarmed for so long but people like miles once ran 1/4 of the world.

    • @holeefuk8535
      @holeefuk8535 ปีที่แล้ว

      warrior culture? Yeah you mean the americans, right? Imagine being called a terrorist for defending your country and culture lmao. Damn bolshevick j3ws, man.

  • @Young_BZ
    @Young_BZ ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I didn't know about this happening to Miles at all. What a story.

    • @sophianaqvi3697
      @sophianaqvi3697 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where u neen living under a rock 😂

  • @julmdamaslefttoe3559
    @julmdamaslefttoe3559 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great stuff, wonderful to see folks helping what debatably some of the damage we caused the past 60 years.

  • @ulfricstormcloak5080
    @ulfricstormcloak5080 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m so glad Miles is alive. Can’t wait for the new adventures

  • @timort2260
    @timort2260 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jamming out to system of a down with the taliban sounds worth it.

  • @Astorath_the_Grim
    @Astorath_the_Grim ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I can tell he learned live streaming from Sargon.

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ⌚ Eurôpa the last battlë

  • @Sohave
    @Sohave ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How many times do you think we would need to clone this dude to achieve world peace. He is just chilling with everyone and discovering gold like where this mine craft.

  • @Hysteria98
    @Hysteria98 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "COME BACK ANY TIME"
    The way Miles worded this made me imagine the Taliban as a fucking kindly Aunt of Grandmother after seeing the kids off- I had to pause the video for the tears of laughter.

  • @middleageddad
    @middleageddad ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He's insane.
    In a good way.

  • @supaF
    @supaF ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Miles singlehandedly just motivated me and likely many other men to look into both investment banking and the mining industry. Madlad

  • @whiteobama3032
    @whiteobama3032 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awesome sound quality, I feel like Im listening to someone talking in the bathroom, through closed door.

  • @LordFarquaadIV
    @LordFarquaadIV ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I thought he died, great to hear that he's not actually beheaded

  • @currentcommentor8745
    @currentcommentor8745 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What would it take for Miles to become our Ambassidor to Afghanistan?

  • @Spadille_
    @Spadille_ ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lord Miles could geniunely have a movie made about his life, let alone his time in Afghanistan.

    • @megadave1197
      @megadave1197 ปีที่แล้ว

      What would they call it Billy Bulls***

  • @average7youtuber
    @average7youtuber ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Tali -bros can be an interesting reality tv show tbh😅
    Also, based on some of your videos the country has good potential for tourism as it looks beautiful

    • @budget.88
      @budget.88 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ⌚ Eurôpa the last battlë

    • @isaacs3413
      @isaacs3413 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanna ski in afghanistan

    • @gunnyhighway4422
      @gunnyhighway4422 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?! He got extremely lucky, make no mistake about it if you went wandering around afghanistan there is still a very high chance of being kidnapped and killed or sold off to another fanatical muslim group, risk it at your own peril

  • @spook75a28
    @spook75a28 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm so happy to see that these young lads have met each other's soulmates so early on. They will have such a wonderful life together. I'm jealous.

  • @SomeHomesickAlien
    @SomeHomesickAlien ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man litterally gets held captive by the Taliban and then bake Pancakes and play Cod with them. That has to be the most chill thing ever lmaoo

  • @miruvein
    @miruvein ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great to see that he's really back. Truly an absolute madlad, Miles is.

  • @AlisteirCrowley
    @AlisteirCrowley ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Glad to see Miles is back and safe at least, love his videos. Next stop Gaza i reckon?

  • @rockmcdwayne1710
    @rockmcdwayne1710 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Well, most of the people might see him a bit... whacko but, he really seems to be genuinely nice guy.
    It kind of oozes out of him. Its like some sort of aura around him. Perhaps that is the main reason everything has gone so good for him.

  • @TR-sj9fp
    @TR-sj9fp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolute GOAT mad lad. Much love and respect m'Lord

  • @MrStraightGangsta
    @MrStraightGangsta ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That is really some 1800s future billionaire style goofing off

  • @DANCEDWAT
    @DANCEDWAT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I look forward to his Biography "Kilometres". Cheers for the interview, Callum.

  • @roguewasbanned4746
    @roguewasbanned4746 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Callum get yourself a new lounging shirt in a bigger size my man.
    Glad to see Miles is back home safe

  • @stidgy27
    @stidgy27 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I thought you’d left this mortal realm . Very happy you’re loved by the Taliban .
    Stay safe 💜

  • @WaffleSSSSSPLUS
    @WaffleSSSSSPLUS ปีที่แล้ว +4

    guided tours of afghan would definitely be very profitable and great for PR, kinda like the north korean tours. a bit of a similar circumstance in both places, very unique business and social rules but not without opportunities not discounting the risks.

  • @galihad1980
    @galihad1980 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you, Lord, for keeping this young man safe! 🙏

  • @jamestabbron8124
    @jamestabbron8124 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What a pair of absolute muppets

  • @lindalaw5466
    @lindalaw5466 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great to see Miles home, great chat!