Clarkson gets fired and no one watchs top gear any more May dies of a heart attack from a car startling him Hammod Dies from an explosion All death were influenced by LegitAssassins™
12:58 Don't know why but Ross saying "He's got a giant head..and he walks really slowly." makes me crease. I just picture Smith's normal body with a head like 10 times the size, struggling to hold it upright, plodding along and looking really sad.
Welcome to the future Man, machine - the fusion Welcome to the future Lightyears ahead of evolution Slay your darkest fears down the narrow tracks you steer Welcome to the future
when ross was talking about spilling his water over him i was drinking water and i did the EXACT same thing bc i was laughing at him fucking up. we are one, ross
David Attenborough knows all the weaknesses of every single known organism on Earth. He would easily use his jungle jiving ways to destroy the T-Rex. Or maybe he'll just walk off camera and talk about how he destroyed the T-Rex, and we'll all believe it.
I enjoyed that song talk. Lol Yes Smith, I was saying out loud to my tv 'oo you can't say that. What is he doing' When Russell came on. He was so out of it.
*Attenborough voice* and here, we have the privilege to view the king of the jungle. Some know him as Alex, others as Smith and he can often be seen upon a majestic quad.
Talking about Tracy Chapman's Fast Car, there is a line that says "your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder" which sounds so much like "your arms and legs wrapped round my shoulder" ofc I could just be insane :p
David Attenborough of course, T-rex's need movement to get any sort of focus on something, and I don't think David would be able to move fast enough for anything dramatic enough for the T-Rex to notice. Also David would just choke the t-Rex with his iguana or something...
Not to be that guy, but the Joni Mitchell song Big Yellow Taxi goes "pave paradise, put up a parking lot". I think Smiff said "paint paradise", which is funny since they talked about getting lyrics wrong like 30 seconds before.
Trott actually listened to metal for a while when he was younger. Smith listens to a wide range of music, and I'm gonna say that deathcore is probably not one of them. Mostly because Phil from white chapel can be fairly decipherable and so can CJ from thy art, and if he had known that he probably wouldn't of said its incomprehensible gutturals lol
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I mean the t-Rex has its massive jaws and killer instinct but I'm gonna have to give the edge to Attenborough. I mean you can't he to contend against what he brings to the table.
Here's a thing from Wikipedia: "Spinosaurus was among the largest of all known carnivorous dinosaurs, possibly larger than Tyrannosaurus and Giganotosaurus. Estimates published in 2005, 2007, and 2008 suggested that it was between 12.6-18 metres (41-59 ft) in length and 7 to 20.9 tonnes (7.7 to 23.0 short tons) in weight." A T rex would just be a prince of the jungle. :D
It is Sir David Frederick Attenborough for you, and if his voice is smooth enough he would have a tea party with the t-rex and then explain to the camera what a magnificent creature it is.
when top gear Clarkson May and Hammond get too old Hat films would be a perfect replacement for them.
Clarkson gets fired and no one watchs top gear any more
May dies of a heart attack from a car startling him
Hammod Dies from an explosion
All death were influenced by LegitAssassins™
No.
That would be perfection
That's a perfect idea
BoomaRang IsTooDamnKawwii Hammond gets stoned by Mexicans
Surely it would be David Attenborough. Because his calming voice would put that T-Rex to sleep.
12:58
Don't know why but Ross saying "He's got a giant head..and he walks really slowly." makes me crease. I just picture Smith's normal body with a head like 10 times the size, struggling to hold it upright, plodding along and looking really sad.
Welcome to the future
Man, machine - the fusion
Welcome to the future
Lightyears ahead of evolution
Slay your darkest fears
down the narrow tracks you steer
Welcome to the future
I read this to the tune of welcome to the jungle before realizing what it was.... I'm a fucking moron XD
Xavier Papesh
That made me laugh riddiculously. Thank you for the comical highpoint of this week! :D
No one laughed at most of Russell Brand's jokes, but now when he's trying to be serious with his new book and everything then everyone laughs at him
Hand of truth has gone multi series. Praise that glorious hand!
when ross was talking about spilling his water over him i was drinking water and i did the EXACT same thing bc i was laughing at him fucking up. we are one, ross
***** lmao don't call me retarded that's rude
Jack McDonagh aw, thanks
raichew you are welcome and JK
That T-rex conversation was classic Hatfilms playing Trials.
David Attenborough because he's older and wiser than the T-rex. He knows all its weaknesses.
David Attenborough knows all the weaknesses of every single known organism on Earth. He would easily use his jungle jiving ways to destroy the T-Rex.
Or maybe he'll just walk off camera and talk about how he destroyed the T-Rex, and we'll all believe it.
"I'd like to see a face-off between Tarzan, King Kong, a tyrannosaurus rex and David Attenborough." Absolute classic.
I seem to have forgotten how entertaining these are. Good stuff.
I can just imagine their sleepovers, all of them in feetie pajamas and sleeping in one bed (Trott in the middle of course)
cute :3
More like NAKED, OOOH RANDY!!!!
No, it'd be Trott on the left, Ross in the middle, and Smiffy on the right.
MrDelferi123 *gritting intensifies*
It's so peculiar to hear you guys talking about Football. It just sounds so unusual, and I like it.
the last ten minutes was absolute gold! brilliant episode, guys (:
I literally choked on my mango when Smith said 'and David Attennorough' xD
Listening to a Trials video by Hat Films is like listening to a mini Hat Chat :)
This is a strangely excellent episode!
I enjoyed that song talk. Lol Yes Smith, I was saying out loud to my tv 'oo you can't say that. What is he doing' When Russell came on. He was so out of it.
Top Gear has done Comic Relief (or the Kids one) where they did Top Ground Gear Force!
"I almost know too much about what he means. It's like I'm seeing into his soul" :) Quote of the episode :)
Getting some ethics discussion here today :)
Never know what your gonna get with HAT Films-makes them even more watchable
*Attenborough voice* and here, we have the privilege to view the king of the jungle. Some know him as Alex, others as Smith and he can often be seen upon a majestic quad.
David Attenborough would win with his super sneaky stealth skills and un-matched commentary
Nathan Ashman confirmed figment of Ross' imagination.
"more like sh*t sniper amirite?" XD
that got me by surprise
Best part of trials; when Trott looses and the other two make fun of him for it
Love a bit of Trials!
I love misheard lyrics. My favorite one is "We built this city on the wrong damn road"
Haha i wish those were the lyrics
"Hit me with your pet rock" is another one that makes me laugh.
Commander5AM "potato rice and fries, i can't fix this, we're right before the tampons" - parkway drive
I enjoy watching these videos :)
Talking about Tracy Chapman's Fast Car, there is a line that says "your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder" which sounds so much like "your arms and legs wrapped round my shoulder"
ofc I could just be insane :p
ahhh. chuckling after a shit day. not many people can make me do this.
that's some good banter
David Attenborough is a perfect immortal being with a soul of pure solid gold. Nothing will kill him, the T-rex would be destroyed.
David Attenborough of course, T-rex's need movement to get any sort of focus on something, and I don't think David would be able to move fast enough for anything dramatic enough for the T-Rex to notice.
Also David would just choke the t-Rex with his iguana or something...
Trott is the Lewis of Trails!
lol!
David Attenborough would destroy that filthy t-rex with his Tildo!
I'd love to see Trott vs Jack from Achievement Hunter
Not to be that guy, but the Joni Mitchell song Big Yellow Taxi goes "pave paradise, put up a parking lot".
I think Smiff said "paint paradise", which is funny since they talked about getting lyrics wrong like 30 seconds before.
I love winning with a big dose of Tiger Blood
Smith it is "welcome to the future" but the bit right after is "man-machine the fusion"....so yeah.
I like winning but more importantly, I LIKE TRAILS!
I HATE winning. I love seeing other people beat me. Every time someone beats me, I feel I won through them.
Let's have a good old game of "HOW MANY TIMES CAN SMIFF SAY 'LIKE' WHEN TALKING ABOUT RUSSELL BRAND!"
Smiffy and Ross beating the walrus? Fetch me my finest hessian bag.
I was eating ice cream when smith said 'I like ice cream'
Smiffy knows about deathcore... I bet he loves Whitechapel and Thy Art.
Trott actually listened to metal for a while when he was younger. Smith listens to a wide range of music, and I'm gonna say that deathcore is probably not one of them. Mostly because Phil from white chapel can be fairly decipherable and so can CJ from thy art, and if he had known that he probably wouldn't of said its incomprehensible gutturals lol
Trott looks like Fernando Muslera, his brother looks more like David Silva
Trott reminds me of like Samir Nasri or someone
TyypoHD a bit, yeah
I like Trials! Do you, fellow hatter?
Have you just enjoyed another Hat Films Trials episode? Looking for more things to tide you over until the next one? Why not (re)visit their previous series! Travel back to the time when they were trying to avoid zombies, other people and deadly doorways in Day Z! Re-live the daily screams as they continually fall into the abyss on Skylands (lots of great music spawned from these)! Check out their headshots, knife play and fail cams in both their Battlefield 3 AND 4 series!
But that's not all! You can also build your own personal favourite Hat moments (playlist) from episodes of the following:
Left 4 Dead 2.
An Epic Hatventure.
Borderlands 2
Forsaken Lands
Shoot Many Robots (bo-oi-oi-oi-oing!)
Halo 4
Trine 2
Chivalry
...and many, many more.
Do you love Hat Films? Well why don't you marry them?! Because it's not legally binding, of course! Ha ha! But as a substitute, why not support them by (re)watching these great older classics. And then watch them again! Do you have family and/or friends? Perfect! Strap them to the chairs and keep their eyes glued to the screen! Any disobedient pets? This'll tame them! (Warning: May not tame them).
So what are you waiting for? Make the mother of all playlists and enjoy watching nothing but Hat Films for weeks at a time! THEN try bitching about them playing Trials too often, you miserable, humourless little bastards.
(NOT ENDORSED BY HAT FILMS. NOT CONDONED BY HATTERS. IN FACT, DO NOT READ THIS POST.)
That was one of the best
Omg, I thought it was future too :O
Attenborough would win, because with his calming voice, the T-Rex would fall asleep.
I'd pay to see that four way lol. (Tarzan vs Trex etc). 'Weekly sleep overs' eh. Your topics were so varied here ha.
Approaching 3 years of trials... How the hell has Ross not improved at all?!?
Do a Live Action video of your weekly sleepover parties!
I mean the t-Rex has its massive jaws and killer instinct but I'm gonna have to give the edge to Attenborough. I mean you can't he to contend against what he brings to the table.
and i dont want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand.
Efreeti get fucked, i dont want you to join in. that song is Fucking shit. SHIT !
lemonpartyhellyeah:(
Cheers M8 I just want you..
I think it's a great song... And when everything feels like the movies, Yeah you bleed just to know your alive ;)
Here's a thing from Wikipedia: "Spinosaurus was among the largest of all known carnivorous dinosaurs, possibly larger than Tyrannosaurus and Giganotosaurus. Estimates published in 2005, 2007, and 2008 suggested that it was between 12.6-18 metres (41-59 ft) in length and 7 to 20.9 tonnes (7.7 to 23.0 short tons) in weight." A T rex would just be a prince of the jungle. :D
T-Rex vs David Attenborough? That T-Rex would end up T-Rekt.
I wish hat films would create a video or two with ashman.
The song is called 'big yellow taxi', for those who want to know
I like trials!
They were singing Joni Mitchell- Big Yellow Taxi at the beginning, just fyi.
man i don't wanna brag but i know all the lyrics to duality off the top of my head.
Do you guys think Ross even noticed when he won the race on the blue glowy track?
i think they should rename this series to 'Trott wins.'
great content
The other song is 'Big Yellow Taxi' by Joni Mitchell
im failing school because i keep watching your videos
It is Sir David Frederick Attenborough for you, and if his voice is smooth enough he would have a tea party with the t-rex and then explain to the camera what a magnificent creature it is.
Smith? Are you drunk?...I think you're Drunk
WINNING! Charlie Sheen Style.
Please fix the Trials Fusion playlist guys, some of the videos are missing :/
Thanks in advance! Love the stuff you guys do!
We need a 'Tryin to understand: Europa Universalis IV
We definitely don't
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaawsh ITS FOR THE GREATER GOOD
Eoin Meenaghan Crusader Kings II would be better
Weekly sleepovers. 😂😂😂
I think that Attenborough would win because he would just sit there muttering to himself about wildlife and eventually the T-Rex would die of old age.
I think trott looks more like fernando muslera the international goalkeeper for Uraguay
Well, obviously David Attenborough would win, what a silly question.
Also how cute is Smiffy when he's proud of winning aha.
Trott DOES look like David Silva!! I always thought that...
I'm not very good at understanding screaming, but there is a melodic death metal band called Amon Amarth which I find really easy to understand...
Thats actually an interesting question. You can only play one game for the rest of your life. I'd go with Europa Universalis IV.
Medieval 2 Total War
Garry's Mod. PDX games are #2 though.
Age of Empires 2 probably
Minecraft, there's so many mods :D
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunescaaaaaaaapeeeeeee
David Attenborough riding s t-Rex vs King Kong riding godzirra
I love trials!!!
I enjoy participating actually....
youtube doesn't want me to watch this episode and only this episode. thx youtube
You only get podium on supercross x map as they are designed for multiplayer
Iris reminds me of Disneys Treasure Planets
my favorite book is "The Terminator", composed by Markus Persson.
Wut?
Mei Jedidian Abendan Warm Warphing Worms.
Mei Jedidian Abendan
Trott looks like muslera, the keeper of galatasaray
David. Obviously. But only for the fact that he’s immortal. So, unfair fight in that sense... I feel bad for the T-Rex.
David would win hands down.
I think this calls for a rap battle.
i like when trott wins, not anyone else
who told you that?! its MAN, MACHINE, in FUSCHIA
Trott is winning. Trott confirmed to be Charlie Sheen.
Poor incompetent Ross...
Am I the only one that thought the humming from 4:00 sounded like Numb from Linkin Park
I like winning as long as I don't get lots of attention from it.
It's Man, Machine, The fusion.
That song is Parking Lot by Debbie Mitchell. Correct me if I'm wrong
It's Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell innit? I'm so confused XD
Ben Thorne You are correct it is Joni Mitchell.
I never realized that the pit viper has twin exhausts... Why would you put twin exhausts on a trials bike?