INSTAGRAM "FASHION"
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- I look at "fashion" life hacks on Instagram. (They're not very good)
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Background Music ►Cuphead - Hilda Berg Boss Battle Music
Outro song ► Lemaitre - Not Too Late
watching slazo slowly lose his faith in humanity is incredibly entertaining wow
666 likes. Nice.
Can I point out that in the first life hack, she literally took off her pants to make a bag. She has no pants afterwards.
Top 10 Anime Plot Twists
She will just make a new pair of pants using her top. But then, no top.
Dániel Breszkovics Then she uses her underwear as a top.
But she does have a woke af bag
At least it's not in publ- OH SHOT.
Ok, let me go into school with my pants smelling like vodka, thanks lifehack!
Vodka is almost odorless though
Kyro Slangen but still it would be horrible to think to put that on your jeans
You *Philistine*
This is an even worse idea if you live in Russia. All the gopniks would chase you.
Toon98link
Okay
But real talk 😂
I used vodka to get a bad smell out of my refrigerator
It worked
Okay but when I put grocerys in my jeans it’s “shoplifting”
LMFAO
Probably not doing it right..
Yee McGee LMAOLOLROTFL
Shoplyfting *wink *wink,If you know what I’m saying
Yee McGee haha I love this comment so much
"and you can just walk around like the most homosexual cowboy to ever live"
YEEHAW
Scarlettlovesunicorns wanna Netflix and pills?
You'd ride more than horses
Scarlettlovesunicorns wanna go for a ride?? (Insert Lenny face)
Justin Why HOLY SHIT
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw
Instagram fashion... Also known as how to turn anything into a bra lol.
or turn a bra into literally anything else
How to turn your child into a bra
@@aspol12 turn your parents into a bra
Winterknight135 I completely forgot I made this comment lol
AfkKpl
You cut the fabric off.
damn, that grocery bag thicc
I’ve been looking for this comment and it did not disappoint, thank you brave soul 👌🏼🔥💯🔥👌🏼💯
The bag looks better than the acctual model
666th like lol
MAD thicc
Jeeves Anthrozaur no u
I never knew me sticking my head into a McDonalds bag was a life hack. Not so much of "not being in control of my life" now, huh Melissa?!
Bhart Leby Your profile picture fits so well with the comment XD
Bhart Leby
Who's Melissa?
SkyGuardian
the point is we dont know who it is
the joke is supposed to be personal conflict
like if i say "Ha! i told you i'd amount to something! take that Cindy!" you're not supposed to know who Cindy is cause
1, she may not even be a real person, just someone made up for the joke
and
2, not knowing who it is, is the jokes because we're like "wtf XD" while this person has a personal moment on a not so personal website XD
i hope this helped
ehhh name Thanks for taking the time explaining my joke! I was too lazy to do it myself so I respect you for taking your time. :)
SkyGuardian
M E
Yes, slazo, everyone holds their bags upside down.
You should know, you live in 🅐🅤🅢🅣🅡🅐🅛🅘🅐
You funny
Haha so original H̴̨̖̜̳̞̋͝ả̵̬̿͌̋͛h̵͕̲́̉͋̿͐â̴̢͈͋́́
SnowyPug Omg im laughing!!!
ɦเℓα૨เσµร αɳ∂ σ૨เɠเɳαℓ!
No, you see, we hold things the right way up down here, because everything, including us is already upside down, so to us, we hold things the right way up
S C A R F -T I T S
W O K E
Needs to be a shirt
S U P E R W O K E
9:17 I wanna be the most homosexual Cowboy to ever live
Vkook can I join
Koi Sure
Count me in
Me too can we be a gay cowboy gang
Vkook yeehaw bois lets go to the gay rodeo
7:30 or you could...just...put your makeup on...
_after you get dressed_
green bean boi like a normal person would do...
He finally boosted the quality of his profile picture, thank god.
OOF
WHOOSH
dylxn grxce two days ago my friends sent him to me and I knew nothing about him so I said I’ll watch him when he has an hd profile pic.
Minions Four3v3r From "so I said..." On makes no sense can you explain please?
I was hoping there was some kind of ending joke with the profile pic thing, so I’m a little disappointed now.
''scarf tits''
-slazo 2018
"Glove penis"
-ozalS 8102
I want a hoodie that says "mmm scarf tits"
stit fracs
lmao
Lmbo Im A Cristian u Individual Adult/Underage Person :)
When he says “suck in your tummy” he sounds so adorable ☺️
What's the time stamp?
yeah XD
IKR uwu
ikr
He's slazo of course he is
I mean who doesn’t put a McDonalds bag on their heads every day?
Like that’s my everyday routine lmao
I putted that on at school
I tragically ran out of mcdonalds bags once..had to use a burger king sack. I , I can still to this day, barely think of it. it took YEARS of therapy to get past the horrible results of using Burger King bag to keep my lipstick on whilst I put my shirt on. I mean, why wait til after you're dressed to put lipstick on, when you can put a bag over your head. oh, just make SURE there is no salt or ketchup still in the food bag, first! :D
That's what I do when there's more food in the bag
I wear a Walmart bag
*_I'm not famous anymore_*
"it just doesn't happen melissa, does it?"
this one line in particular made me lose it
Scarlettlovesunicorns 10:56
𝐖 𝐎 𝐊 𝐄
Scarlettlovesunicorns Same
MoistHercules35 i died when that part came😂
Yes my stomach hurts lmao
My names melissa and that made me jump so much 😩😂😂
That flannel dress is *peak* femme lesbian
You are absolutely right its the only acceptable reason for its existence
Should change the caption from "boyfriend's shirt" to "girlfriend's shirt"
mood
I was finna say,, big lesbian vibes
Hope
I actually turned my girlfriends flannel into the dress because she left it at my house and I was bored (note I’m a femme lesbian) and I think I need some help
All I can think about is when she put the mcds bag on her clean head of hair, and now has grease from the bag.....
That's why you ask for a clean bag at McDonald's, duh! Not weird at all
Seth & Tasha I honestly felt like she should have kept that bag on her head , she can’t go anywhere with the shame of being in that video lmao
At least it's not glue tho
there's probably a life hack for that
Or y'know. Maybe she should just put on the shirt *before* the makeup?
"The most homosexual cowboy to ever live" is honestly such a huge Mood
Oh worm
ngl i really love the gay cowboy jacket i want this
Me too-
'the most homosexual cowboy' LISTEN SLAZO DONT COME FOR MY BRAND LIKE THIS
"Homosexual cowboy" sounds like a great username 😁
The hot red glue in the hair thing was to demonstrate "You wouldn't put hot glue directly into your hair right? Right. But...if you twist it and let it dry, now you can "put hot glue in your hair" in the form of a glue hair tie."
I know, it's still really dumb.
Michael Cappelli shut up michael, it is useful for us girls
@@filipinagirl6226 strange hearing that from an emo I thought you'd use a bird skull
coffee wtf no, only goth/scene kids do that, i love animals
(Ik this is a joke but still)
not all girls, like me with the damn lesbian haircut. but yeah, sorta is for some.
iiClearlyQueer same, but i am a more feminine lesbian, but my hair is still pretty short
That bottle opener in a hoodie concept is all fine and dandy until you go through a metal detector and they can't find it after its detection.
That and the fact that you are forced to wear the same hoodie everytime you go to a party.
And the god awful noise it's going to make in the washing machine
Washing it will also be a wonder
Also furry pals ;0
@@pinebarks Yey
I’m sorry but
I WAKE UP FINE AND DANDY
Homosexual cowboy is my aesthetic here in Texas
shiieri lol
10:57
fucking superb you funky little cowboy
the T-shirt to swimsuit was the most offensive to me. first because that was a cute shirt! secondly because, it's a t-shirt... what's going to happen as soon as it gets wet? not to mention it didn't even fit her well.
Just gonna point out the 'swimsuit' might not actually be a 'swimsuit'.............yeah
Yoda Doge if you're saying they were trying to make undergarments, that's even stupider. no one will even get to see the cute material and also if it's meant to be a bra, that isn't going to help even the smallest female.
Yoda Doge not to mention, if you don't have underwear for the day, just don't wear any or keep yesterday's on. like who forgets underwear.
No, i mean what if they intended for it to be lingerie. Maybe. Just a guess tho because (as other people have pointed out) if it was a swimsuit it would go see through. Thats the only other explanation i can think of
Yoda Doge yeah I get what you were saying, and I'm saying that's even stupider if that was their intention.
The hot glue in the hair was an example of what not to do I guess. Because when you leave the house without a scrunchy and you need to tie your hair up, the most cost efficient and effective way to tie you hair up is by making one out of the hot glue and glue gun that you carry around in your purse. Dont forget to also bring a pencil 😂
What if that hair tie were to melt...
WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
ThePlasmaPro best life hack
TAKE THE BAD INSTAGRAM POSTS, AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE!
we should take reality and push it somewhere else
Take a bottle of wine hidden in your hoodie drowning your sorrows while people steal your refill bottles from your hoodie purse so they make gay cowboy jackets then hot glue everything.
ThePlasmaPro we will need an army
"I'm very familiar with womens' clothing"
...
He said unfamiliar
He was being sarcastic
Tbf that pentagram crop top is a genuine item they sell overpriced as Hell at Killstar and is insanely popular lmao. So yeah uh, that's one of the few hacks I can imagine people genuinely using
We goths are still unfortunately a thing
Ok just ok
Still can’t believe us goths are still here. Smh
There's no way that hot glue scrunchie would work with my hair, I'd need some industrial strength glue to keep my hair up 😅
? M
Same
LMAO
Same. It'd break after the first time of me attempting to fold it over.
I'll need a 50 cal
? M I have curly hair so I would never ever be able to get it out
When ever I sleep in my neighbours house they say "what are you doing !"
but never "how are you doing ?"
thanks for asking that man , made my day .
Is it because you're aren't meant to be in their house?
F. Jinxy r/woooosh
Dat Gurl Now all we have to do is wait for someone to post this on r/woooosh
(Cop pulls me over) Cop: Sir your vehicle smells entirely of vodka... Im going to need you to step out of the car.
Me: Uhh officer... "Its a life hack, duhh! I was trying to remove the odor... life hack much? haha"
Cop: (tases me)
5:22 Are we not gonna point out the fact that normal clothes turns see through when it gets wet?
OH MY GOD RIGHT
Or how the ties will get loose when wet and probably fall off anyway.
Wolfgang. Or that is her intention. Who knows? That is not Exhibitionism if you play stipid
Also looks like too much trouble since anywhere you need a swimsuits has stores that sell those and they're not that expensive plus you're more likely to have a wallet on you than a sewing kit.
Not gonna lie, I might use the pentagram bra hack. Those shirts/harnesses are overpriced as it is.
but u gonna be summoning the devil outta your tiddies
Lol bram
Bram Nemeth The best place to summon the devil
LET THE DEMONS SPILL FORTH FROM MY TIDDIES
Bram Nemeth the devil will be pleased.
3:42 okay but my boyfriend is not a giant so he would never wear a flannel that big. Welp looks like I cant wear pretty dresses stolen from my boyfriends closet.
Or you could just buy one at the store
I started crying with laughter when she put the bag over her head and Slazo was just so done
Bobina Bobson I started actually crying when I woke up this morning
Slazo: good morning
Me, a central european. 10:03pm right now: sure thing bud
Same dude
Edit: y'all adding nationalities, here, have a pasta pizza native!
VEXUS WORLD 👉👉👀👀 m8 22:19
Oh boi Same, in Serbia it's 22:22
It's 10:21 pm you pleb
Me, an American in eastern standard time, at 4pm: yeah okay
Daddy slaz is just jealous he can't make a dress out of sorrow's shirt cuz sorrow doesn't wear shirts
IM GAY AND ALSO A COWBOY THAT JACKET IS PERFECT FOR ME
Edgelord_ ChemicalRomance damn i see you everywhere, also mcr is life
you tryna stalk me XD
Edgelord_ ChemicalRomance i saw you on a slime vid i think lol
Cancer im everywhere ●3●
Hello Brokeback Mountain
This is real fashion, does your bread gets dirty offten ? Yes I thought so. Well I have the perfect solution. - wash it! Then omg it got dirty again, silly you... Just wear it as pants. Boom problem solved.
anonymous official Ah shit, I’m holding my bag upside down! jUsT tUrn YoUr BrEaD pAnTs InTo A bAcKpAcK
Oh for fuck sake 😂
HOT GLUE THE BREAD TO YOU’RE LEGS!
*PERFECT SOLUTION*
Fashion
Lifehacks
Food
Disney
Art/comics
What else? Oh wait.. slime.
I thought I was the only one who used the cardboard of a toilet paper roll when I run out-
S a m e
Oh my god I feel so ashamed f u c k
SAME
I was looking for this comment to like and reply..!!😂😂
I did that once. I felt like the most primitive human being in the world.
*_FUUUUUTURE_*
Everything is chrome in the future
hmm yes interesting. I dont see you everywhere
im going back....
haven't seen u in a long time
hmm yes interesting. Calm down Squidward.
1:19
How to have the thiccest bag in town
who is she
Who doesn't want to look like a gay cowboy
I don't.
Jaxon Carter you’re wrong
Well I do
I thought that was click bait... She aCTUALLY put glue on her hair
There's not even any life hack, she just ruined her hair.
I... I just... What? I wanna leave.
Or wigggg
"And then you can walk around like the most homosexual cowboy to ever live"
-Slazo 9:15
8:10 she ruined her hair for the thumbnail... that’s dedication right there
Guessing she was planning to cut it.
Might be extension
Okay but I want to be the most flamingly homosexual cowboy and I will be making that jacket
🤠🏳️🌈 *Y E E H A W* 🏳️🌈🤠
7:31
Shouldn't the lipstick smear on the *inside* of the sweater?
I'm convinced that bottle opener in a hoodie one was a lesbian dating how-to
oml yes
HowToBasic?
You gotta add the rainbow ribbon, too.
it absolutely was
every post on instagram is not very good
Dank Matter As a rule. But then there are exceptions like artists Loish and and Jacquelin Deleon. I’m sure there are others, but yeah. IG can be a mess if you don’t follow decent creators.
Dank Matter lies because I can now be the most homosexual cowboy
Mine are pretty good, they're all memes, just memes, and then the memes all have something to do with maths I run a maths-centric meme account I'm double lonely.
LOUIS, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SELF-PROMO!?!?!!??!
Um, TeaPotFlops has good stuff
I think the part where the girl pured glue on her hair was that they were making the thumbnail and forgot to cut it out.
i dont know hopefully.
Instant fame life hax: process all your clothing items through a shredder, where it incorrectly, heavily apply make-up and to finish off this beautiful look, add extremely over-the-top filters. Perfection, now you can flex whomst ever you want.
It's Thinzy or... Shred random bits of clothing, then take a sowing needle, and stich it together to make all that clothing over again.
I have a better idea: take a perfectly good brand new pair of jeans, then abrase it, rip it, whitewash it, try to do whatever damage you can imagine, and then you have a... wait a second they've been doing that for decades.
**wear
thanks but im too retarded to fix it
It's Thinzy and just remember:
it stinks? use vodka!
Hey what if you don’t have a bag huh? Then what? Carry your laptop? Hell no!
And if you'd typically carry it in a bag because you wanna protect it, why wouldn't you already have one with you?
The state of being too rich to give a fuck about your expensive piece of technology but too broke to afford a bag for it.
This comment thread is perfect and I want to ruin it by saying CHEESE NIPPLES
Angela Oriel Shit hats
Your voice sent my baby to sleep...
That's Slazo for ya.
Until he says woke
You are australian, correct? *gOldEn gAyTimE*
Hurculesarmy For context a golden gaytime is an ice cream in australia, if anyone is wondering.
@@memester4079 tastes like a normal ice cream but better in every way
Feck those taste good
Having trouble carrying food?
Well now you can put your food in your jeans!
You can put ravioli in your shirt pocket.
And walk around with no pants
Pub Fries *OH YEAH*
You can eat the food you buy right away. Bonus points if you do that before cashing out and won't get caught.
9:54 right now chilling in the Corona time where Toilet paper is kind of rare, and this man was 2 years ahead of us
we live in a society
LilRedRidinInTheHood TM ok
LilRedRidinInTheHood TM
And we live in a country.
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Ffffjabsyueu iskzbhs. Sosai
Slazo I would love to support your channel by patreon or buying merch but I don’t have a lot of money, can you make a playlist of all your monetized videos? That way I can support you without spending money (that I don’t have)
3:05
"What's that?" *gets an ad*
Same
It’s slaz-dad
Big Slaz
You were on one of WildSpartanz youtube video
Ryde Mk yes
Slaz-daddy
6:44
the first "life hack" is just dumb. Like, if she uses her pants, what does she wear afterwards? Well, I wouldn't run around naked, even if my bag ripped.
Just use the bag as a skirt.
Felt damn it, didn't see the obvious again, thanks
Clara
Use some old pants
soulsaversara S. R. S do you always carry around a pair of spare pants whereever you go? I don't :( especially not for grocery shopping
Clara
Of course i do!!!
I use it to strangle rabid ghost pigs while i by my atomic flavored bubble wrap.
But i mean you could make one at home and take it to the store with you. You know........ To be more green.
Wait till the apocalypse happens and slazo regrets talking shit about insta fashion
*"We all love, some good Instagram"*
You want, sum Instagram?
AdachiTheThotSlayer
Ahh i see a man of the same culture
I see I'm not the only one, who's patrolling.
AdachiTheThotSlayer
I thank you for your service 😂
@7:30 in Japan they actually give you cloth bags in the fitting rooms in every clothing store to put on your heads. This prevents your face makeup from getting on their clothing when you're trying it on the protect their stock.
We should do this for all north american stores!
Huh fascinating
why cloth bags, why not just pick up all the McDonalds bags and use them. why should we be spoiled by cloth bags. LOL I kid. Japan is awesome.
Some of my fellow Americans need a plastic bag to put over their heads....
@@user-nh2rl7ov9d Are you dense? Are you seriously asking why somebody would wear make-up out and about? Think.
slazo's cute.................... why
8:09. Oh, that poor woman! Her hair is never going to be the same unless she cuts that part off! All for a click-bait thumbnail.
Probably just a hair extension or something, she never does show the other side of her head.
Let’s all just drink out problems away with wi-kool kool aid that’s right wi-kool aid that stuff was just kool aid
dang boi, u're such eye candy
Aquamarine Gem 6:44
slazo daddy 😩
if you need to stop your suicidal tendencies due to lack of wine and/or husband, just ruin ya jumper and chuck a goon in ya hood! Problem SOLVED!
Suicide tendencies for ya must be the words “don’t let it slip “ remember Gerard’s slip mate
10:56
best part
Hey, don’t diss that vodka hack. We use that in theatre a lot. It’s good for getting rid of the smell, especially when it’s impossible to be washing the clothes after every use
Ley Messervy huh...today I learned. thanks :)
Aren’t life hacks only gays wash clothes with vodka
Damn, I never realized that was a requirement if I want to have a relationship with another girl. I guess I’ll go buy some vodka!
Looks at profile pic. “Yup she does theater alright”
"Don't diss that vodka hack"
"Good for getting rid of the smell"
"Impossible to be washing the clothes after every use"
Alternate life hack: buy a bottle of Febreeze.
Vodka actually works really well to remove odor. We use it for ballet costumes that can’t be washed and it completely gets rid of the nasty body odor smell. Either that or Febreeze, but Febreeze smells very strong while vodka has little to no smell when sprayed on clothes.
But then people would be wondering why you have vodka in your house
Because I’m an adult and legally able to drink? I have a ton of alcohol in my house. It’s not that out of the ordinary for people to just have alcohol in their homes.
Elizabeth Drew Yeah I own lots of alchohol even if I don’t drink much.
Found the slav.
Elizabeth Drew Alcohol desinfects as well so i guess it's really good solution!
9:22 she’s trying to look like a snack
Why waste vodka cyka, give it to the Gopnik's in your neighbourhood 😠
They need it blyat
Kurwa ples gib wodka we dehydrate
@@noonergooner2820 they wasted it all so we have no vodka
@@ceasarsaladjesus4204 KURRRRRWAAAAAA
No WE need it
9:15 Brokeback Mountain alternate ending
Kaya Scroggins I screamed 😂😂literally what i was thinking
I miss Daddy Slaz. He hasn’t uploaded in a while so I’m forced to rewatch his old vids
Hide your face with a paper bag to protect your sweater, and hide yourself from humanity because your hacks have been shamefully terrible.
S H A M E F U L
life hack: if you’re having a bad day just wait for the latest Slazo™️ video and WOW look at that, instant good day
Emily B 'Slazo™' *l love this comment*
😂 actually can’t deal with some of these hacks and your commentary made it that much better 😂
I tried that hoodie laptop bag hack and I almost broke my laptop because it all unraveled.
A Tad StrangeTM these life hacks are t designed to be effective, there designed for the basis of people saying, “oh cool i can do that” and getting views, but in reality they most likely never use them
@@gametrue2229 6
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@@gametrue2229 deadass I was like half asleep when I watched this video and when I woke up I was on this comment
7:30 and now your hair smells like McDonalds.
Margaret Greenleaf and with a perfect touch of greasy hair 🤗
And grease all over your face and/or makeup.
Ok but can we not ignore 9:54 -10:10. I lost it thereee
i used to do that rip
i was like ‘so it’s not just me’
6:42 LET👏SLAZO👏SAY👏TIDDIES👏
F
Meme review
Quackalicious Definition
STOP👏WITH👏THE👏STUPID👏CLAPPING👏EMOJI👏
tiddies
9:50 Okay be honest who else has actually done this before?
..maybe
Yes
2:07 the fact that he goes from enraged to some small innocent child makes me cackle
I find ur lack of blur disturbing.
Reversible the lack of blur triggers me
new slazo video? i schleep 😴
2:48
Hey Ivan, what if vwe' used vodka to make ze' pants smell better?
...It sounds like.. your voice.. deosnt belong to..your body ??
Something funny i noticed, so hate or anything involved :).
ASMR channel when?
SOOON
6:45 actually though. Pentagramm harnesses are a pretty normal thing. It just adds a different look if you say wanna wear a low cut top or something
Next is Instagram "Humor"
11:07
*An easy way to hide your kush from your parents*
Kush is marijuana btw
Thanks for clarifying
the_holy_churchTM marriage iguana
Until your parents wash you a load of clothes. (In the event you still live there.)
Ignore all the fashion sins, can someone explain to me the washing of the baguette 6:09
"I schleep" - Slazo 2k18
I actually have a bag that was made from old jeans so I AM wearing an ass around with me everywhere I go and I LOVE IT.