I Played These Terrible Retro Handhelds So You Don't Have To

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  • @EmKUltra64
    @EmKUltra64 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I find these super interesting because they're not even software emulation - they're Famicom/NES clone hardware!
    They'll typically only spit out composite video and mono audio just like the NES, so their screen options are limited by LCD controllers that can actually take composite. Likewise, external output options are almost always analog because getting HDMI output requires adding a scaler chip and thus adding cost (although it would probably be awful anyway.) This is a space where emulation really is just better.

  • @rnelson
    @rnelson 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm morbidly curious what the "DEFLOWER" puzzle game on the 319 is. I'm hoping it's a gardening game.

  • @RetroRecollections
    @RetroRecollections หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    You bought, paid and played these devices so we don't have to. What a champ! 😄

    • @LordDiscord
      @LordDiscord หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep he bought them all so we won't waste our money, he's a national hero

  • @thepirategamerboy12
    @thepirategamerboy12 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Surprised you didn't notice Nut Cracky is based on Food Fight, specifically it's a hack of the Atari Flashback 1 port that ran on Famiclone hardware.

    • @ctrlaltrees
      @ctrlaltrees  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Erm... Yeah, you're right! Not a game I've played a lot but you're absolutely right. 🤦

  • @RoseTintedSpectrum
    @RoseTintedSpectrum หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I think the biggest problem with these is that, for maybe £20 more, you could get something that is actually halfway decent. The price of good handheld emulation devices has come down so much over the past few years that you'd be daft for spending more than £10-15 on these, I reckon.
    That being said, I have now bought all of these to upset any children in my family.

  • @Gannett2011
    @Gannett2011 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's amazing how electronic games like this have become a commodity. Yes they're poor, but someone somewhere had to write the code and design the hardware. Saying that, I can imagine some poor kid unwrapping this on Christmas day; they asked mum and dad for a PS5 and they got this. But that's a story as old as time; when I was 8 I wanted a Hornby train set, but I ended up with the knock-off Lima set instead! Thanks for the laugh, and Happy New Year to you!

  • @Mariuszgamer
    @Mariuszgamer หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Here's a little secret in these famiclones. Press and hold A and B and power it on to see the secret.

  • @WhatHoSnorkers
    @WhatHoSnorkers หลายเดือนก่อน

    Excellent work sir!

  • @james42519
    @james42519 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That one game is streetfighter 2010 on nes.

  • @SebsPlaceYT
    @SebsPlaceYT หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks for this, reaffirmed my theory that all these dirt cheap handhelds are in fact bobbins. I get they are looking at providing a "gaming experience" at a cheap price point, but honestly what is the point?

  • @NielsPaul
    @NielsPaul หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ctrl-alt-dank showing us the nuggets.

    • @rwparker1968
      @rwparker1968 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The only thing missing is the 1-Grit.

  • @GarryGri
    @GarryGri หลายเดือนก่อน

    I do get these as gifts because people know I collect them (Yes, I know it's probably just me!) usually you start getting decent controls around the 30 to 35 pound range in my experiance. Although as always with stuff like this, it all depends.

  • @yarunibun
    @yarunibun หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im sure someones mentioned it but the first consoles menu music is from Mighty Final Fight. for some reason that particular games music is incredibly common for famicom multicart menus to use

  • @ColinJonesPonder
    @ColinJonesPonder หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have one of the fourth devices but in blue and from Ali Express. It cost about £7. It's worth the money but more a toy than something you'd want to actually play regularly.

  • @abunk8691
    @abunk8691 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I thought I left a comment when I watched this when it came out but turns out I forgot haha.
    Before watching the video and just seeing the thumbnail I was already expecting Famiclomes and that was confirmed for most of them during the bit when you were looking for the handhelds.
    The emulation handhelds intrigue me for the idea of having a dedicated device to play retro games on (and not drain my phone while doing so), but the cheaper ones like the ones you got feel like a waste of money for me since they're mostly just NES/Famicom games & romhacks.
    If I had to get one for myself I'd start somewhere around the Miyoo Mini and Ambernic RG35XX tier for a handheld since they're more powerful and can emulate more consoles, but I can't justify spending my limited budget on one at the moment since I don't have much time to play.
    Thanks for spending money to look at those handhelds so we didn't have to.

  • @gdutfulkbhh7537
    @gdutfulkbhh7537 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Dear friends and family: I know you're trying to ensure we have "something to open on Christmas Day", but please... save the planet and leave this crappy E-waste unsold. If you absolutely must buy us gamers some electronics, a Raspberry Pi would at least have some lasting utility.

  • @MCentral8086
    @MCentral8086 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    No stuffed bean elf included? Dealbreaker.

    • @ctrlaltrees
      @ctrlaltrees  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed, I was keeping an eye out for it!

  • @TheImperial109
    @TheImperial109 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What happened to the PS1, Neo-Geo and Wonderswan games on the N-101?

  • @Metal_Maxine
    @Metal_Maxine หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really like your desk mat. Did it, perchance, come from Open Sauce?

  • @RetrogradeScene
    @RetrogradeScene หลายเดือนก่อน

    You didn’t check the 10% voucher!!!! I have that to plugin orb one. It was a gift. I’m actually working on a review of a cheep handheld the idea being like this to get out before Christmas. I wonder when it will actually come out

  • @oil_moon
    @oil_moon วันที่ผ่านมา

    The N-101 annoyed me in particular due to the Amazon page promising all of the different emulators it could run. I knew it couldn't possibly be true at that price point, but at least some of the others are more honest and upfront about being famiclones!

  • @ThisIsPete
    @ThisIsPete หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how on the cheap Game Boy looking thing they had the nerve to hack in their own "copyright" on Galaxian's title screen. Utterly shameless!
    This type of device is exactly what we were taking aim for with our Super Pocket devices. For a few quid more than you paid for these, you can have something with much better build quality, optimised emulation, officially licensed games and expandability with the Evercade cartridge slot.
    It surprises me that so many still use composite out. I would have thought HDMI would be ubiquitous enough at this point, but maybe the situation is different in China. Or perhaps (probably more likely) it's just cheaper to do composite out.

  • @jabmaster1000
    @jabmaster1000 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    15:00 I could recognize that song anywhere. That’s one of the songs that was in Jontron’s plug n play video! It seems after 10 years these devices still use the same songs

  • @TheAtomicCrusher
    @TheAtomicCrusher หลายเดือนก่อน

    Braver man than me buying those consoles without researching them. 😂

  • @MotownBatman
    @MotownBatman หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    G'Morning & Merry Christmas from the Motor City!

    • @ctrlaltrees
      @ctrlaltrees  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Merry Christmas! 🎄

  • @marccaselle8108
    @marccaselle8108 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't like the button placement of those bootleg systems. The B and A buttons should be side by side like the original NES controller.

  • @jabmaster1000
    @jabmaster1000 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Since it seems nobody is mentioning it, yes, Street fighter 2010 is the official name and it’s an actual game Capcom made. No one really knows why it’s called that since it has very little to do with Street fighter but I assume it was called that just to try and get some bit of interest based on the name alone but that doesn’t even make that much sense since Street Fighter 2 wouldn’t release for another 2 years and the first Street Fighter wasn’t a big hit in the arcades

  • @wonderdog8895
    @wonderdog8895 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Rather you than me Rees! They look godawful :D

    • @ctrlaltrees
      @ctrlaltrees  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I suffer so you don't have to 😅

  • @datassetteuser356
    @datassetteuser356 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice sweater! Which is, funnily enough, more valuable than any of those consoles :-D But it was nice to see some of them in action, as for their low price, they are a bit tempting just for the fun of it. Cheers!

  • @ChrisFranklyn
    @ChrisFranklyn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There are like getting those 1000-in-1 tape compilations on the ZX Spectrum when I was a kid.

  • @MatthewWaltonWalton
    @MatthewWaltonWalton หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have barely got a few minutes in and I'm just going through paroxyms of rage over what store algorithms have done to the concept of comprehensible product names.

  • @SteveM000100
    @SteveM000100 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "It's one week today till...." NO IT'S NO REES, SHUT UP lol

  • @pancakes6750
    @pancakes6750 หลายเดือนก่อน

    35:20 i saw another famiclone that said "Sav H inc ss"

  • @JohnKiniston
    @JohnKiniston หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Would you share what item you are doing the reviews ontop of? I want to see the whole picture.

  • @terrylaze6247
    @terrylaze6247 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If these where emulation they would be much more expensive...they are famicom on a chip (nesonchip) ,bootleg full clones of the original hardware on a single chip that today is super cheap to make.

  • @alexandermirdzveli3200
    @alexandermirdzveli3200 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I wonder if anyone actually plays on these consoles.

    • @abuelovinagres4411
      @abuelovinagres4411 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The world is way bigger than your hipster city, pal.

  • @MisterXiado
    @MisterXiado หลายเดือนก่อน

    24:05 - Looks like a bad hack of Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight, a bad localization (redundant) of a game that originally had nothing to do with Street Fighter or Final Fight.

  • @popsfreshenmeyer7607
    @popsfreshenmeyer7607 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Too many famicoms on a chip. Actually got the Orb TV thing and the Plus. Both are absolutely crap. Yellow lil thing at least has a decent design.

  • @RyanMercer
    @RyanMercer หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'll take it all thank you.

    • @ctrlaltrees
      @ctrlaltrees  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I should have known this would be right up your street 😅

  • @lameashecc467
    @lameashecc467 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The street fighter game is/was street fighter 2010. They changed some things around, but it was a real game

  • @faenethlorhalien
    @faenethlorhalien หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I love the ugly Atari sweater.

    • @ctrlaltrees
      @ctrlaltrees  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Thanks! I only get to wear it for a couple of weeks per year so I have to make the most of it 😅

  • @thrrax
    @thrrax หลายเดือนก่อน

    Deflower. Right...
    These are basically old school bootleg games that came on cartridges for NES/SNES clones, like the Terminator. They slapped them on a mini chip with a RetroPie and the clone OS and put them in a case.

  • @sanityormadness
    @sanityormadness หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Huh, I thought that red one looked familiar, but it wasn't until I saw the games list it clicked that it wasn't just the general Game Boy Cloneness - Adrian Black got it from AliExpress for $4 and did a video on it. Clearly, you overpaid 👅
    EDIT: Apparently, "Mario 14" is a respriting of Kaiketsu Yanchamaru 3, the JP-only threequel to Kaiketsu Yanchamaru, which was released in the US (but not Europe) as "Kid Niki: Radical Ninja".

  • @oodatoodat1
    @oodatoodat1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Actually actually actually actually