A buddy of mine from college worked in finance in the 2000s, and he said he'd never admit it on the first date. Especially after the 08 crisis, it was an instant nope from the date.
Dang, that makes me sad as someone who works at an investment firm. I'm an accountant so not one of the bros, but it seems like it's a turnoff to mention.
@@dublinbounder I’m sure many women would find you being an accountant at an investment firm a turn _on,_ but probably not women you would want to date, and not for the reasons you would like (hint:💰👀)
@@dublinbounderI'm not sure if it's 100% good or terrible that you only recognize after watching this sketch that your employment field is more or less a red flag in the eyes of potential dates. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; okay then, pull the car around, and let's go
I recently overheard some dude trying to lay the "I'm in finance" on some poor college girl while they tried to fix his ear buds at the Apple store. I'm so glad I don't have to rely on that lame approach.I'm very humble... for an airline captain. 👨✈ lol
It’s so sad that the actors don’t even try to memorize their lines. They spend the whole time looking at the cards I mean, they always needed to, but not as bad as this episode especially Chris Rock man. He didn’t even try to memorize anything.
The sparkly pedicab ending was such a highlight. Dating scene can be total soul suck. Ego, gorgeous treasure. Loved our low key waiter, creepy sweater guy & fiiinance boi.
I'm retired at 27, went from Grace to Grace. This video here reminds me of my transformation from a nobody to good home, honest wife and 35k biweekly and a good daughter full of love
That ain't no pedicab in NYC right now. If it were it'd be playing "Last Christmas" or "All I want for Christmas" . Trust me, I know. I've only heard a million of them in the past week
This was absolutely terrible. What is with misses timing on the jokes? No energy at all either. How did this make the show??? I think this a first time for this score: 1/10
“I’ll be back with the menu when I feel like it” LMAO
Every waiter ever wants to say that at some point! lol
hahaha this is a good one
And he’s gonna want a 50% tip! 🤣
Bro, I swear…😂😂😂😂
Funniest part
The line delivered at the beginning, by the waiter who we never saw again, was the funniest out of all...
And then him never coming back. 😂😂😂
Ahahahahah
"my sister said you're 28"
"i was " 💀💀💀
He's actually more than twice that age, lol.
I had to look up his age, he's 59. How the HECK can someone look that young at 59??
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@pipatron you never heard?
@@pipatronI looked it up too! 😂😂😂
He got the serial killer rizz😂💀💀
I'm betting that the way he holds his drink is what really gets the ladies foaming at the crotch for him.
Black Ted Bundy vibes.
lmfao 🤣
With the Cosby sweater to match, lmao.
Michael Longfellow had like one line, but he still stole this one: I'll be back with a menu when I feel like it.
I know right? He DEFINITELY stole the show!
Talk about an exaggeration. Stole the whole skit? wth
@@EnzoTheBaker racist much?
I think he needs more screen time
@sara-o3o1x Him and Bowen getting less role for past few episodes, definitely to make room for the new casts. They need to balance it out.
Chris is an American treasure....and the subtle Bill Cosby sweater nod was incredible
Omg I didn’t even catch that 😂😂😂😂
He wasn't in the least funny .if your comment was about his sweater..
I caught that. 😂
And Tiffany was never seen from again 😂
Jello pudding
She just ignored that he took someone's plate 😂😂
That was the only red flag you picked up on? He returned it!
That made me laugh too, she must have already been into him 😂
Ego is so gorgeous. Can't blame him for trying
Baby got...
@@mikekillagreen9432
Seriously! When she stood up at the end.... whoa.
Definitely
@@cumincalamity9867 💯 💯
Her arms are so toned
'to do what' is the best answer to ' do you want to have kids?' 😂😂😂
Or, "hell no!"
Chris has got the old Cosby Show sweater. RUN 😬😬😬
LOL!😂😂😂
I like that he gave the guy his food back after. I thought he was gonna take it for himself
-and he left the drink, because he has a cab to pedal.
The cosby sweater is a nice touch
Yes... I was thinking the same thing😏
Todd Snyder!
“Oh Pill!” 😂
Come on,every Cosby touch is a nice touch.
MICHAEL LONGFELLOW YOU ABSOLUTE ICON
Okay, now I have to watch Back to School
Wait until you see my Longfellow
Michael Longfellow deserves more roles!!
Agreed. He needs to get his footing. Right now he’s like a blend of Bill Hader and Pete Davidson
Well if it isn’t the New York dating scene 😂 we’re tired of the finance bros
A buddy of mine from college worked in finance in the 2000s, and he said he'd never admit it on the first date. Especially after the 08 crisis, it was an instant nope from the date.
I was waiting for him to say what he drives before he even took a sip
Dang, that makes me sad as someone who works at an investment firm. I'm an accountant so not one of the bros, but it seems like it's a turnoff to mention.
@@dublinbounder I’m sure many women would find you being an accountant at an investment firm a turn _on,_ but probably not women you would want to date, and not for the reasons you would like (hint:💰👀)
@@dublinbounderI'm not sure if it's 100% good or terrible that you only recognize after watching this sketch that your employment field is more or less a red flag in the eyes of potential dates.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; okay then, pull the car around, and let's go
His hand is still red from the fake blood from the other sketch lol
I actually noticed that from the beginning. I thought I was the only one.
Thanks! I had that same question watching it live and somehow didn’t put 2 and 2 together
Chris Rock is 59 YEARS OLD. I hope to look this good when I'm half his age.
Yikes. Anyone should look better at 30. Don't sell yourself short.
It mostly depends on your melanin level.
That depends, do you have a $200 million net worth kicking about somewhere?
He looks it!! Has a grandpa ish look now to me.
And her being extra polite despite the red flags... : o (been there...)
My type 😂
When he grabbed the plate from the other table and gave it to her 😂
"Do you want to have kids?"
"To Do What?"
😹😹bro what the hell!!
they HAD to get that from impractical jokers
🤣🤣🤣
Literally the only woman in the world that can turn down Marcello.
Not Domingo tho
Now.....Marcello in a pedicab......😘😘
If Marcello was a finance bro who said sh|t like that? Hell no ✋🏻 I’m going with Chris every time!
As my ex-lover Gemma used to say to me. You're not as good as you think you are. But due to a shortage of guys, you're winning by default.
What a woman 😂
Didn't know Ego was built like that. Respectfully.
bro, salute. respectfully, of course. 🫡💯
Literally said where dat come from 😭😭
@@nunyabizness214. 🫡
I recently overheard some dude trying to lay the "I'm in finance" on some poor college girl while they tried to fix his ear buds at the Apple store. I'm so glad I don't have to rely on that lame approach.I'm very humble... for an airline captain. 👨✈
lol
Well played. Comedy Is all about the setup 😉👍
😂😂😂
🤣😉
That tracks.
this was funnier than the skit! or at least equal to longfellows line
When she stood up 🤌
I'm embarrassed to say that the best part of skit is when ego stood up. Made me think of easter dinner. That came out of nowhere.
Fyyyynance bro got slapped 😆
Dammmm that was harsh Domingo .
It’s so sad that the actors don’t even try to memorize their lines. They spend the whole time looking at the cards I mean, they always needed to, but not as bad as this episode especially Chris Rock man. He didn’t even try to memorize anything.
Why do you think they are bringing back Everybody from the 90's
Michael Che's joke in weekend update isn't a joke.
Hey it's the 90's
So much for iconic comedian
ahh, this transparency is refreshing! 🤩🥰
and so brave, openly telling the world your blind spots!
tell me what else you see as sad, plz 🤗
Do you want kids?
To do what? 😆
Laugh out loud line!
If you know Chris, this has a heavier satirical message than most people realize.
Explain? :0
shes beautiful
We need more Michael Longfellow 🥰
Appreciate seeing a slice-of-life, quieter sketch on the show. Ego at her understated best. Good work from Chris.
I love the looks Jane gave camera lmao
There was a whole rom-com based on this premise, a guy finding a woman on waiting for a blind date and pretending to be him
This is pretty accurate for blind dates.😂😂
Absolutely. Gorgeous.
I can’t believe there’s actually people who write this…without weekend update this show would be canceled
Like how Ego doesn’t bat an eye when Rock steals the steak from another table. 😂😂
The sparkly pedicab ending was such a highlight. Dating scene can be total soul suck. Ego, gorgeous treasure. Loved our low key waiter, creepy sweater guy & fiiinance boi.
The petty cab ending was a nice touch
😂✨🎄✨
So NYC 😂
If I ended up on a blind date with Marcello, I’d do anything. Anything.
But he was drinking someone else's drink, even after his many protestations of wealth.
@@roundtwo3321That Part 😂
Chris is so effing funny 🤣🤣🤣
This sketch deserved a better host.
Bro she didn’t even flinch about him having that other guy’s plate! 😂
“Ok, what the hell; pull the car around!”😂
0:45 The ONE and only
I always thought she was fine but SHE IS A BRICK ...HOUSE ❤❤❤❤
she said no to Domingo
Cause he was drinking another man's spit.
The McRib is back baby!! 😂
1:14 if all men were honest 😃
Great skit the end was hilarious
Why did she just accept the steak? 😂
Because she like dark meat 😂
Ego gets more stunning every episode for real!
Don’t take things for granted, it always can get worse
Egos make up or whatever she has on looks great
Michael has an excellent voice
Why is he wearing a Bill Cosby like sweater? 😂😂😂😂
This one didn’t land
That's Jane in the back!
My God, how terrible was this episode. It felt like they created all the sketches a day before… Chris Rock didn’t see these cards at all.
Tiffany a real one
YAWN
Go Chris go! ❤ happy to see A list comedians on SNL!
As opposed to also A minus comedians (SNL CASt) it’s not a dig just facts. Chris has a longer IMDb. It’s just facts
😎😎😎They call me Henry, Henry McRib😎😎😎
They need to do a skit about Chris Rocks Kung Fu grip.
This can't be one of those sketches y'all stayed up to 3am cooking up
I wish I had half as much game as Harry McRib.
Ego Nwodim is a SLEEPER BADDIE.
She STOOD UP... and I paused the show.
That's a BAKERY!
😂😍
The most perfect synopsis of dating as an older woman.
It's funny because it's so true.
Chris eyesight is slowing him down in these sketches y'all. But blessm Lord for playing ball.
"It's more of a pedicab, if that's okay." 😂😂😂
Its Domingo😂😂😂
Ego definitely have a type 😂.
He pops out as Domingo and domingo will get her back lol 😂😂😂
The way he said finance reminds me "cOlooour"
Did Ego get a BBL?
it's not bad, it's different in a bad way
You want kids?.. for what... lmao
What a great sweater
Writer's block captured perfectly
when he grabs the steak off the other table and she just says, "thank you" haha
She made the right call.
Chris Rock was not good in any of these sketches, and his monologue was horrible too.
Ouch, that ending. Poor Marcello.
More like Hairy McCoochiebiscuit.
This is scarily close to reality.
I'm retired at 27, went from Grace to Grace. This video here reminds me of my transformation from a nobody to good home, honest wife and 35k biweekly and a good daughter full of love
As a beginner what do I need to do? How can I invest, on which platform? If you know any please share.
Wow that's huge, how do you earn that much?
I'm 37 years old and I've been looking for ways to be successful, please how??
Yeah, 253k from Maureen duke, looking up to acquire a new House, blessings.
Her mind kept wandering back to the "heated seats".
That certainly was not even remotely funny
Emil and jane being random extras outside of one line was hilarious to me.
"I work in fee-naance!" is probably where he lost her.
That ain't no pedicab in NYC right now. If it were it'd be playing "Last Christmas" or "All I want for Christmas" . Trust me, I know. I've only heard a million of them in the past week
SNL has gotten less and less funny over the years
This was absolutely terrible. What is with misses timing on the jokes? No energy at all either. How did this make the show??? I think this a first time for this score:
1/10
I work in *finance*.
Harry McRib 😂
Please let this be the last season of SNL
When she got up though
I almost fell of my chair