Parody of All Def Digital's dad jokes. Here are some Christian jokes aka preacher jokes. #dadjokes #churchoflaugh #alldefdigital @fudgedacomedian @lamarkcheston @iam_cking
I wrote this for Quora: I’m re-writing this joke so it makes sense.(There are numerous versions of the joke, this is mine): A priest had 3 people at confession. He went to Guy 1 and asked: “What sin did you commit?’ Guy 1 responded: “I murdered someone.” The priest responded “Drink this holy water and your sin is forgiven.” He did so and stood back. The priest asked Guy 2 and asked: “What sin did you commit?’ Guy 2 responded: “I cheated on my wife.” The priest responded “Drink this holy water and your sin is forgiven.” He did so and stood back as well. Then it was the 3rd person’s turn. The priest asked him: “So, what sin did YOU commit?” Nervously, Guy 3 responded: “Um…well, you see, Father…I peed in the holy water.”
"He was standing on the deck." 😆😆😆😆😆 Epic. I watched this video at 168 views but I know if I come back in a few days it would have done some incredible numbers. It's that good 👍🏽.
We need to repent of our sins and believe and trust in Jesus, He lived the life we could not live, a life with no sin and died the death we deserved and rose again 3 days later so we could be forgiven for our sins and live eternally with Him if we repent of our sins and place our trust in Him.Jesus loves you
Hey people, stop saying such things as : oooh.. this is old", "i saw that coming","this is just ripoff" because you know why? This video is meant for new people who never heard the jokes or doesn't live in native english environment, like me for example Stop being a joke by showing how knowing you are to others. There's a lot that still find this new
Eddie Murphy, Waka Flocka and Kevin Hart having a little get together 😂
rocwellsTV 😂😂 gimme your phone 😩 I can't
Lmaoooooo that was my thoughts 😂😂😂😂😂
bro you win😂
rocwellsTV W brah 😂🤣
rocwellsTV bow bow bow
"a little before eve" that killed me HAHAHAHAHA
PkTony17 I saw that joke a mile away
PkTony17 yeah that was predictable
Zee Man Forgotmynamelol yeah, this video is meant for new people. Especially who doesn't live in native english environment, like me
Exactly. I don't see these jokes coming because I live in Honduras... In any case, I enjoy them more :)
Did anyone else think it was Emanuel Hudson?
lol hell yeah
Carlos Santos bruh yasss. I was thinking when did he become a preacher🤔😂. He has a nice voice though
Soon as I realized it wasn't I knew the jokes were gone be trash smh
Kensley B HhahahHahaha 😂
I also thought it was Eddie Murphy & kevin Hart
“What happens when you see a pastor excited”
I said offering time 😂
Long Live Barry 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just screamed lolol
RAVEllation was pretty funny and on point .
ok ok, y'all got me on that Boaz joke😂"ruthless"💀💀
That Donnie McClurkin just stand joke had me so weak lol 😂
Standing on the deck got me rollin...even tho I watched this already😂😆
Darn....we nearly saw him finish that lollipop....ALMOST
Knee-hemiah cracked me up.
Knee high..hahaha
When TD goes to a restaurant, what does he order?
... TD steaks
4:23 “Mmmph, TD Stank!” That had me in tears 😂😂😂😂
Them TD jokes tho 😂😂 Had me dying
When he was saying Ne-hemiah😂😂😂dead!
That "German shepards" line got me!!
Corey A. Moore is it because pastor aleman in spanish lol?
TD Ranks though?! 😂😂😂 I'm out. ✌🏾 We need another one Bruh. This had me crying.
Y'all should do biblical roasts on eachother lol
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! wasnt included on here? Hahaha
For a second I thought Emmanuel Hudson joined ADD
Kenny 92 I did toi
Kenny 92 too
Kenny 92 to be honest I starred to watch it because I thought that was him
Hahahahaha me too
YOU LAUGH, YOU LOOSE???? I guess I lost, and failed MISERABLY! These guys are FRICKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!!.. I thank them for brightening my day
Who was the smartest person in the Bible?
...Abraham. He knew a lot
Дмитрий Киселёв 🤔😮🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Дмитрий Киселёв i see what you did there
Дмитрий Киселёв its Samson
Odell jay Beckham you mean Solomon?
it is jesus niggah
This is so dumb!! I'm dying!! 😂😂😂
Man this was Epic!!!! Y'all gotta do another 1
Mark Webster you know this one was kinda weak lol
3:52 and the last one was funny as hell.
Trust me, I'm still waiting
I don't know why the guy with the red lollipop irked me LOL but the last minute and half was funny ...TD Jakes jokes had me dying
Courtney Wilkerson He kept waving that lollipop knowing it was spit all on it.
Courtney Wilkerson cuz grown men don't eat lollipop especially not like that
Sha shaba ranks
Courtney Wilkerson yes to those TD Jakes jokes!
I really thought I was the only one... lol
I came because I thought I saw Emmanuel Hudson
Maliphresh SAMEEEE
I've been watching this for 3 minutes!! That's not him?
Maliphresh I Swear Me Too😂😂😂😂
Me too smh
Maliphresh i Stg 😂😂
I wrote this for Quora:
I’m re-writing this joke so it makes sense.(There are numerous versions of the joke, this is mine):
A priest had 3 people at confession.
He went to Guy 1 and asked: “What sin did you commit?’
Guy 1 responded: “I murdered someone.”
The priest responded “Drink this holy water and your sin is forgiven.”
He did so and stood back.
The priest asked Guy 2 and asked: “What sin did you commit?’
Guy 2 responded: “I cheated on my wife.”
The priest responded “Drink this holy water and your sin is forgiven.”
He did so and stood back as well.
Then it was the 3rd person’s turn. The priest asked him: “So, what sin did YOU commit?”
Nervously, Guy 3 responded: “Um…well, you see, Father…I peed in the holy water.”
4:44 dude laugh got me cryin
"He was standing on the deck." 😆😆😆😆😆 Epic. I watched this video at 168 views but I know if I come back in a few days it would have done some incredible numbers. It's that good 👍🏽.
Eniola Abumere 40k+
Eniola Abumere
Yeah broh
I had to get up and share these next time I talk to a preacher after church!
Eniola Abumere That was funny
The way he was breathing after he told it 😂😂
Yo Eddie Murphy, Emanuel Hudson, and Sean Kingston. We see ya fam... 😂😂 #alldeafdigital
Well geesh coulda fooled me , I thought this was ADD. Same set up, same font and all 🤦🏾♀️.
Vee way to think outside the box huh?
thought i was the only one lmao they gotta at least switch it up or something. they literally stole the whole thing .
I clicked cause I thought it was ADD
i literally thought this was add until i saw this comment
They also used a bunch of jokes from add's Christian Jokes episodes
I needed this laugh so bad right now !🤣
My intestines let loose on that TD ranks line 😂😂😂
Must be three pastors kids lol
i swear TD Ranks had me dead
Abel Khonela I don’t get it lol
Kelli Smith Pastor keep tellinf me to read my Word!
Kelli Smith because shabba ranks
The last two TD jake jokes got me I usually don't laugh
Abel Khonela 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We need to repent of our sins and believe and trust in Jesus, He lived the life we could not live, a life with no sin and died the death we deserved and rose again 3 days later so we could be forgiven for our sins and live eternally with Him if we repent of our sins and place our trust in Him.Jesus loves you
Amen❤
Omggggg why was TD Ranks soooo funny?! Omg my stomach was hurting !!
This is great. Keep em coming. God bless you all.
Actually the shortest person in the Bible was one of Job's friends, Bildad the Shuhite😂
Kobus Downey Nehemiah (knee)
Daniel Gen Shuhite (shoe height) still beats him
Dusty V Lol
Kobus Downey 😂 good 1
I'd love Snoopy what are you thinking I have Snoopy
spent whole video trying to figure out if that was Eddie Murphy with a red bandana
I am logging out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so done lol
Lmao i thought that was Emanuel Hudson bruh 😂😂😭😭
Dunc Me too.
Knee hemiah, I'm dying
The dude in the middle is so cute 😍
You like Black Dudes???..Why?
He is cute 💕
I agree.
@@eliparker8158 must she tell you why?
@@eliparker8158 why not?
love when people crack themselves up! :)
ruth-less IM DEADDD
eddy murphy, diddy and whoopi goldberg
Knee -high- Mia got me😂
We need more!!!!
lmao..... This ones are so lit... Please do more Preacher jokes... lols
I'm going to have to use some of these after church during the small talk part
Wholesome humour right here 👍🏾
Noah was standing on the deck
😂taught this was ADD
Joseph Garcia same, they even have the same font lol
Lol yea same. Not cool, if you ask me. But it's the internet.
Joseph Garcia haha me too
Joseph Garcia me toooo
Joseph Garcia same
Is that Flynt Flossy !!! The first joke got me. Cheesus Christ I laughed too hard!
I lost by the first joke LOL. Love it.... waiting for more
Absolutely love this new segment😍
Kings of comedy heavy during spring time my opinion
Dude in the headband sound like Denzel 😂😂
Y’all jokes were the funniest ones!!!
Love these guys
This was very clever and hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated Joke of the day.... What do you tell Donny McClurkin when he's drowning in a 5ft pool?
Just Stand😂😂😂😂😂💀
Why didn’t play cards on the ark? “why is that”because Noah was standing on the deck 😂
I havent laughed that hard inna minute😂😂😭💯
Need to do a part 2 with them 💯😂
Bruh the last two got me 🤣🤣😂
Can you guys do more of these?!? Please!!😂😂
At first i thought he was emmanuel hudson
This was holy😂
Was laughing the whole time, you guys are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
So we just gone sit here and act like we wasn’t all up in that dude face like “Is that Emanuel Hudson?!”
Ok so this was actually funny LOL
Funniest Thing I've Seen In A While !
Adam and Eve joke got me lol!!!!
I thought the dude in the glasses was Klarity for a second.
Im so dead💀💀💀💀the last one got me weak😂💀
I Love The Guys Laugh On The Right At The End lmbooo
Love these guys!! Lol 😂
3 TD Jakes jokes in a row to close us out😂👍🏾
The CORNIEST ONES HAD ME DYING!!!
Ow my goodness, my first time 😂😂😂 bless you guys
I’m just seeing this, good parody of ADD’s Dad Jokes. Should definitely do another one.
Those were brutal!
As soon as 4:43 happened I knew I wouldn't be able to win against that joke that mans laugh lool
I'm new here, plz do more. This was too funny 😂
I like this. So funny!!!!! 😅😅
crossin the fine line lmao
The best one yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They got me with Knee-high-Miya
Yoo,this had me cracking😂😂😂
Oh snap Ruth-less! That was the one that got me
The second one didn’t even make it through the joke😂😂😂😂
Haha Part 2 please!!!
I died laughing , great video
A cheetah! LOL
Hey people, stop saying such things as : oooh.. this is old", "i saw that coming","this is just ripoff" because you know why?
This video is meant for new people who never heard the jokes or doesn't live in native english environment, like me for example
Stop being a joke by showing how knowing you are to others. There's a lot that still find this new
This was sooooo funny!!!! TD Stank!!! 😂😂😂
The first joke killed me 😂😂😂
The TD Jakes jokes though 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Started slow, finished awesome 😃😃
Yo I really liked this video, the 3 of y’all have good chemistry and really made me laugh. Do more of these man
#ctx
What's Cassius jay doin he needa be in the stu 😤😂