"Going to McDonald's" | Felipe Esparza : TRANSLATE THIS

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  • @sergiopalafox8674
    @sergiopalafox8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    “Large Esprite” hahhahaha I can relate

  • @mida8261
    @mida8261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Wow! Flashing back to my childhood when my dad would take me to McDonald's and I had to order for him if no one who speaks Spanish was behind the register, because he didn't know a lick of English, and the cashier is wondering, "What's a 'chingadera' and 'dos bebidas'?," while my dad gets frustrated and yells, "Ayudame cabron! No sirves para nada!" at me as I try to figure out what the hell he wants. Good times!

    • @yairval9
      @yairval9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mi Da lol I never got taken out by my parents, except to the back once a year, but is all good, I eat mcdonala every day now

    • @jorgeluissalazarjr530
      @jorgeluissalazarjr530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha that shit has mi rolling lmao

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My dad: Ey you, gimme a Biiig en Nasty 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yayeet1739
      @yayeet1739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro going to the doctors at like age 8 translating having to get creative with how you explain bc you don't know the word in spanish

    • @jorgenajar9407
      @jorgenajar9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@yayeet1739 man I was lucky that the doctor was either mexican or had someone to translate for him

  • @missnovelera1
    @missnovelera1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Being happy fucking HURTS!" 🤣🤭 That one hit deep.

  • @InfamousOrder
    @InfamousOrder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "Ordering food like a battered wife" lol

  • @brucelee7672
    @brucelee7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I was having a really bad day since i woke up. Been mad all day. Sad. This clip made me cheer up. Thank you Felipe you dont understand how much this helps people. Making people laugh is a gift thank you again!!!

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smell Like Outside!!!!!!!!!! He is Truly funny! I like when he puts his voice real deep!

  • @heathernmunoz
    @heathernmunoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    There's no greater offense to a child than an adult that smells like food from somewhere they have not been! Hahah!!

    • @LuisFernando-yd3mx
      @LuisFernando-yd3mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely. I can relate. Btw where are you from gorgeous l?

    • @heathernmunoz
      @heathernmunoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LuisFernando-yd3mx Mexico and the US - California and Wisconsin 😊

    • @jesseruby4249
      @jesseruby4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LuisFernando-yd3mx Simp city. Population: You

    • @LuisFernando-ot9yv
      @LuisFernando-ot9yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesseruby4249 Jesse. Is that a man or a woman's name? Don't be jealous you gets no love.

  • @DodgersLH714
    @DodgersLH714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    This vato is real af.....hes even trying to cover the mancha de grasa on his shirt with his sport coat, homeboy was enjoying his macdonas

    • @Largepro21
      @Largepro21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what I'm sayyyin lol 💯

  • @CinderFelleth
    @CinderFelleth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Large essprite for this fool.

  • @Prettyflaco72
    @Prettyflaco72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Bro just discovered you, I’m honored to understand your humor coming from a Mexican family from the border of az. Keep doing your thing you are even inspiring me to become a comedian and convert my crazy upbringing stories to comedy. Keep it up homie👍🏼

  • @vidahasselburg3841
    @vidahasselburg3841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love how he said it “Madonna’s” just like my
    Ex’s abuelo would . He also would
    Say “Gualmar”

    • @w3stern49
      @w3stern49 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My abuelita calls it Manolas¡

    • @devondelgado5911
      @devondelgado5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To quote my father "suguey" (Subway)

    • @oclover8994
      @oclover8994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@devondelgado5911 😹🤣😹

    • @kledus420smith8
      @kledus420smith8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@devondelgado5911 don't forget Carlo's Jr ⭐

  • @smnx127
    @smnx127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    So relatable not taking food home cause of siblings 😂

  • @ReyesTheEntrepreneur
    @ReyesTheEntrepreneur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Felipe, I'm going to your show tomorrow (valentines day) in visalia. Can't wait!!

    • @Eric-sh2ok
      @Eric-sh2ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reyes The Entrepreneur BUT REYES!!!!!

    • @jessyl.8969
      @jessyl.8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But Reyes the Gas 😂

    • @gnarman1358
      @gnarman1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m in visa too that’s what’s up

    • @Youtuber90sdude
      @Youtuber90sdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let us know how it goes!

    • @ScarfaceAngelll
      @ScarfaceAngelll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyy thanks for the Entrepreneur tips

  • @Davidagarcia911
    @Davidagarcia911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Overdosing in happiness”- that one killed me hahaha

  • @Michael5221
    @Michael5221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Felipe is so underrated. His podcast is awesome too

  • @juanhigareda3810
    @juanhigareda3810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My parents used to make me order at McDonald's when I was five I barely learned English when I was 4 I think they did it to laugh at me but when they saw people understood me I became the manager

    • @zaulaa
      @zaulaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kids are very smart. They can use a smartphone before walking.

  • @darla4626
    @darla4626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hi Felipe!!
    I was at your show in Visalia this weekend.
    It was a great show!!! Thank you for the laughs!!!

  • @maggersmaggy
    @maggersmaggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love that he’s using Las Cafeterias- La Bamba Rebelde as his intro me outro song

  • @Mavish11
    @Mavish11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The outro song is "La bamba rebelde" by las cafeteras.

  • @randumichel
    @randumichel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I thought I was overdosing on happiness lmao 😂😂

  • @josegarza3711
    @josegarza3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro, you KILL me every time I see your shows! Keep it up carnal!

  • @tony6796
    @tony6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Hahaha I relate to this, grew up in a family of 11.

    • @josh01078583
      @josh01078583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tony beat you. I’m youngest of 15.

    • @tony6796
      @tony6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@josh01078583 Dam bro! To big families 🍻

    • @LS-du7ot
      @LS-du7ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Youngest of 7 😁 yet nobody ever took me to McDonald’s by myself

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How? Thats like 15 straight years of being pregnant/recovery

    • @JuanitoR77
      @JuanitoR77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      5 brothers and 3 sisters for me

  • @elrealista7423
    @elrealista7423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol i laughed hard at when u said ordering food like a battered wife😂😂⚡️⚡️😂

  • @rrrqqqrrr
    @rrrqqqrrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I appreciate the counting in Nahuatl at the end

  • @squirreltastic-k5v
    @squirreltastic-k5v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This guy says he doesn't tweek anymore but..... he's permanently a tweek

  • @mikevasquez9001
    @mikevasquez9001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wish I could have Felipe at my house every weekend ,drinking at my house. 😂

  • @synnacastroman3813
    @synnacastroman3813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We never got to go to McDonald’s! My mom was a struggling single mom raising myself and my sister. One time her brother (my Uncle Manuel) came to visit us. He wanted a ride to the store to restock his beer. I hopped in the car with my mom and my uncle Manuel, he told my mom let’s go get a burger. He took us to McDonald’s drive thru!! I was so HAPPY!!

  • @thetexican8374
    @thetexican8374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    With his current look he looks like the alien’s costume from the opening scene of Men in Black.

    • @toyadiinae9800
      @toyadiinae9800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't want to Like it, because i feel bad about the fact, but I kept asking myself who he reminds me of and it turns out that was it: Here come the Men In Black!
      I'm so terrible!

  • @americasilva2380
    @americasilva2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So freakin relatable!!! love it!

  • @trutru432
    @trutru432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I have 4 kids so what I do is take the one who's up ,then when we come back and the other ones ask why I didn't take them ,I tell them they weren't up so ni modo (oh well)

    • @sexylatinopiimp
      @sexylatinopiimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’re cute Af

    • @trutru432
      @trutru432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sexylatinopiimp aww thank you :)

    • @williamalmendarez9157
      @williamalmendarez9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn bruh I was guna write that but I’ll step it up them kids need a step daddy?

    • @munecabonbon
      @munecabonbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm about to turn 18 and my parents still do this to me 😂😂

    • @davidgomez2165
      @davidgomez2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tru Tru u got a snap?

  • @shawnp8076
    @shawnp8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I just found this guy and he's hilarious 🤣 reminds me of a darker fluffy, also this looks like the Aztec theater 🤔🧐😅🤣🤘👏👏👏👏

    • @jorgenajar9407
      @jorgenajar9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Franco Cavalli oh shit he is

  • @gueritahernandez94
    @gueritahernandez94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All the videos I've seen of your stand up are SO old! I'm scrolling through my subscriptions and I see you posted a new video! I just found out about you the other day and like I said every video I've seen is old so I'm trippin right now lol

    • @felipeesparza
      @felipeesparza  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have ignored my TH-cam channel for a long time and I'm getting some help on it now. So I'm trying to keep up a regular schedule. This clip is from my special 2 years ago called Translate This. I just filmed a new special that should be out later this year. Stay tuned.

    • @gueritahernandez94
      @gueritahernandez94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@felipeesparza So glad to hear that! Love your stand up, can't wait for more to come!

  • @amadeogarcia7949
    @amadeogarcia7949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Las cafeteras at the end was a nice touch

  • @IN54ANE
    @IN54ANE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:30 😂😂😂😂😂 deadass made me blow my bong water out

  • @Txplaya8432
    @Txplaya8432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man I related to all that shit! Had me cracking up laughing bro. Always will support your comedy. Good laughs 😆

  • @leolopez3088
    @leolopez3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love you foo!! one of my fave comedians. you did your dream bro, you're hilarious

  • @maysommers6360
    @maysommers6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love him! "alot of room here today!"

  • @thefoxmusicchannel3981
    @thefoxmusicchannel3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Being happy fucking hurts” deep af 🤣

  • @XCVi_MAC
    @XCVi_MAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Chicano Latinos could relate haha

    • @squirreltastic-k5v
      @squirreltastic-k5v 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kind of a losery thing to relate to but sure why not

    • @XCVi_MAC
      @XCVi_MAC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Come Boot Cha it takes a loser to know one

    • @tgd02
      @tgd02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      literally all hispanics can tf

  • @MULAMIGZ
    @MULAMIGZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Way too funny love all ya videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love from 🗽😎

  • @vq7864
    @vq7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg. I did this with my 5 kids. I could only afford to take one at a time out for a treat. Then, I found out that McDonald's gave out complimentary ice cream cones. What a blessing! I would take all my kids and get 5 complimentary cones and a $1 coffee for myself and drink my coffee while my kids played on the McDonald's playground. I did that for years. My kids say I'm the reason Mc Donald's stopped giving away complimentary cones. Lol

    • @jackmccullough7501
      @jackmccullough7501 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did you have 5 children that you couldn't afford. Help me understand.

    • @blah2922
      @blah2922 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackmccullough7501because shit happens fool

  • @jeffreylockhart8292
    @jeffreylockhart8292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So funny and real deal life. You are a comedian who makes me laugh without hesitation. Bravo !

  • @nintruendo6411
    @nintruendo6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like the way he walks out on stage at the beginning of each video. "I'm just here to do one joke, goodnight everybody."

  • @ambernotsofierce605
    @ambernotsofierce605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    😍🤩🤤 Mi Felipe, your comedy comes from true life, just like ours. Oh my Lord..
    Imma get fired for watching mi phone. #comedianslays

  • @FloridaLizardQueen
    @FloridaLizardQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just discovered your comedy, and it's hilarious!

  • @dervyherrera1974
    @dervyherrera1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's up with the algorithm making felipe get more popular. He deserves it

  • @jessyr6212
    @jessyr6212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a family of 9 and 7 kids I can totally relateeee 🤣🤣you brought memories backkkk thank you for taking me back in time to those happppy moments in my life❤️❤️😂😂bit I’m very thankful for each one of my brothers and sisters....if you are reading this Iole you sooo muchhh!!!

  • @dustyroads5753
    @dustyroads5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Growing up in the 70s-80s, in the rural Midwest USA, it was 40 miles to the nearest McDonald's. Any fast food chain for that matter.

    • @robertbaratheon2193
      @robertbaratheon2193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn. I drove through Wyoming last month and it was so isolated. 40 miles means you were really in the sticks!

    • @dustyroads5753
      @dustyroads5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertbaratheon2193 there were small towns closer than 40 miles.... just no fast food chains 😂😁

  • @sweetdollbeat7255
    @sweetdollbeat7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always had to translate and I was a shy kid! Also when Spanish speaking relatives are watching an American movie, my cousins and I had to translate and explain almost everything!!!

  • @supremesandwichmuncher5555
    @supremesandwichmuncher5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Subscribed! Bro you're funny as hell! Im definitely gonna check out your podcast 👌

  • @bogaloo1231
    @bogaloo1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “ HELP ME “
    Lol

  • @mariazayas7636
    @mariazayas7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dead 😂😂😂😂 I’m from a big family and this is true

    • @williamalmendarez9157
      @williamalmendarez9157 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maria Zayas you cute ;) glad you have a sense of humor and you enjoy my boi Felipe

    • @emmanuelelozano
      @emmanuelelozano 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No Mames pinche vato^

  • @Airam88-m1i
    @Airam88-m1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seven kids +McDonalds= dollar menu🤣🤣🤣

  • @annie-louvazquez5428
    @annie-louvazquez5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shout out to you from El Valle... McAllen Texas

  • @omgurSOromantic
    @omgurSOromantic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Diiiick my dad would take me to mcdonalds and buy some for my siblings and not for me 🤣

    • @TheForbidden_1ne
      @TheForbidden_1ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmfaooooo that's grounds for revenge

  • @jessemontano6399
    @jessemontano6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hell yeah. Podcast is gonna be huge

  • @ClassicGameMusic
    @ClassicGameMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    🔥🔥🔥🔥 stand up is your gift. Podcasting is stroking it, perrito

  • @raulgudino8028
    @raulgudino8028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Got me gasping for air! Too good.

  • @lw8546
    @lw8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hella funny! The realist comedian there is! FELIPE !!!!!!

  • @lewis19r
    @lewis19r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is funny cause most us Latinos were raised like that our parents didn’t try to learn even a bit of English. But props to them for coming over and giving me this good life I have. But god how I wish my father knew English.

  • @sharyaguilar145
    @sharyaguilar145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Lmfao haha you're too funny

  • @Francois176
    @Francois176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That music at the end is tight!

  • @jakemartin4305
    @jakemartin4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn I remember I saw a video of him years ago he was super funny nice to see he still going 👍🤘💯

  • @stephaniespc
    @stephaniespc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When burger chef closed in mass they sold burgers for 10 cents and all of us had mad burgers LMFAO
    McDonald's was for the well off bahahaajah

  • @3RDEYELOVE
    @3RDEYELOVE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Felipe Esparza finna takover the game 😂😂😂😂

  • @BC-wz7rq
    @BC-wz7rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Being happy fucking hurts"......lmao

  • @javierg2206
    @javierg2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dam dawg! You had me cracking up! 😂 😂 😂

  • @AC2237
    @AC2237 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great job Felipe!!!

  • @omarhernandez2087
    @omarhernandez2087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao someone keeps laughing extra loud 😂😂

  • @sabatino1977
    @sabatino1977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bis Macs. This guy is gold!!!!

  • @marleymontega5654
    @marleymontega5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My dad went to McDonald’s and never came back before my first birthday 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @felipeortiz2224
    @felipeortiz2224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tocayo u HELLA funny!!!! Your taking me back reminiscing the good old days with me jefecito!!

  • @dgbtmslce
    @dgbtmslce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fockin love this foo!

  • @JoseRhodeIsland
    @JoseRhodeIsland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok the first few minutes I thought this shit was gonna be dull! 😂 the last 2 minutes I’m dying 😂 I can relate too. Colombiano here

  • @chugoneallday7373
    @chugoneallday7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never fail to make me crack tf up!

  • @julianroman5342
    @julianroman5342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cant wait to meet you in el paso!!! 🤘🤘😆😆😆😆😆😆☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • @isorozco511
    @isorozco511 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Felipe, just saw you in NYC at the sony! Great job, I’ll see you again!

  • @luisrivera9340
    @luisrivera9340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro im dying of laughter over here🤣

  • @cosminmorga1331
    @cosminmorga1331 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for the video

  • @ksb8760
    @ksb8760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cracked me tf up😂😂

  • @ozmosisjohn90garcia13
    @ozmosisjohn90garcia13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:43 2:51 3:01 i died at 3:19 3:45 3:55 Your Welcome Everybody 🤣🤣

  • @deborahcrawford5441
    @deborahcrawford5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    😂😂😂😂
    Answering like a battered wife, that's sad ❗

  • @sabrinaw.4719
    @sabrinaw.4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    😳I only take one at a time cuz I'm POOR. And I only have two kids!😬😂😂

  • @ISEEKSPACE
    @ISEEKSPACE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Being happy fucking hurts" lmao

  • @sandyesparza8870
    @sandyesparza8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love me both. Hey #FelipeEsparza I'm your far away cousin. 😂😂😂

  • @keezyworldtv852
    @keezyworldtv852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Being happy fucking hurts “ 😭😭

  • @pressureflipin1992
    @pressureflipin1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dos bizmax! Lmfao bruh, that shit had me dying.

  • @goody2shoes96
    @goody2shoes96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's coming to Toppenish Wa and I can't afford to go see him 😭😭😭

  • @Uzzlangified
    @Uzzlangified 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought I was overdosing on happiness. Loll

  • @marrz8244
    @marrz8244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These comedian should write this stuff in a book ........ movies .......etc

  • @cloudnine1113
    @cloudnine1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How is it that I’m just learning about this guy!! 🤣!! Colombian & I too can relate 🤣🤣

    • @DC-op8fs
      @DC-op8fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hes the best out there.

  • @ramirezrulon
    @ramirezrulon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wassup fool!!!

  • @prestondeschanel4049
    @prestondeschanel4049 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant!

  • @StankyNuttz
    @StankyNuttz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first brain freeze lmfaooooooooo

  • @theburners32141
    @theburners32141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Personal opinion: I believe that Felipe is way funnier than fluffy. Felipe never uses fluffy for his jokes, fluffy used Felipe to build his jokes. Fluffy pela!

    • @JoeKing837
      @JoeKing837 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Different styles of comedy

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is the next one ☝️

  • @rubileija4488
    @rubileija4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao 😂 it’s so true

  • @cptspaulding2676
    @cptspaulding2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One day I gonna see you in Louisiana. You’re way better then fluffy bro. Much love an respect

  • @juliantorres8818
    @juliantorres8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I Subscribed Fool!

  • @jesussoto2509
    @jesussoto2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the most realistic thing u can talk about as a comedian

  • @markgarduno4597
    @markgarduno4597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Overdosing on happiness, that I got brain freez? Happiness hurts. LMFAO!