I'm Not A Robot ✅

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  • @TomScottGo
    @TomScottGo  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6225

    And that's the end of this run! I strongly suspect The Basics will return sometime. And thanks to Dashlane for sponsoring this whole season: www.dashlane.com/tomscott

    • @rickielukas4558
      @rickielukas4558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Why this is 1 month ago.

    • @OblivionWonderlust
      @OblivionWonderlust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      How the heck is there a month old comment on a video that came out moments ago?!?

    • @MidiMaze178
      @MidiMaze178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good afternoon Tom Scott

    • @olwop6311
      @olwop6311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      How, explain robot.

    • @funnylucky731
      @funnylucky731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Why nobody ever understands that you can make a video private and then make it public?

  • @Paul-A01
    @Paul-A01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20388

    Captcha v4 will just be a Google employee staring at you through the window.

    • @ionlycommentnosrsly8733
      @ionlycommentnosrsly8733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      TGGeko Close the blinds!

    • @pallandoromestamo8861
      @pallandoromestamo8861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      I'm starting to doubt that Google has any (human) employees, only armies of bots

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@ihaveagoddamnplanarthur Captcha V6 requires a disposable glove.
      Captcha V7 requires a philosophical discourse on the importance of sentience.

    • @trueaidooo
      @trueaidooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They could afford it too

    • @Krawna
      @Krawna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Jokes on google then. The window will actually be a monitor that looks like a window with a person sitting inside and doing random stuff while their face is a deepfake.

  • @spacekid897
    @spacekid897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5534

    i once failed that recaptcha "test"
    *i havent felt 100% human ever since*

  • @nicholasgawler-collins5754
    @nicholasgawler-collins5754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2751

    "Urmm... some images some people might like to see."
    Well done Tom. Always family friendly.

  • @sauronmauron6965
    @sauronmauron6965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5704

    Recaptcha v4: a swat team breaks into your house and confirm your humanity shooting at your leg

    • @galaxyos_
      @galaxyos_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Recaptcha v5: PC explodes _just in case_

    • @marijn848
      @marijn848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      So pewdiepie is immune to Recaptcha v4?

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      I'm already working on a robot that can react realistically to being shot in the leg.

    • @randomguy263
      @randomguy263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Well, most shots to the legs are actually lethal, so you're not gonna be a human for long.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@randomguy263 It's what we call "destructive testing"

  • @najmaht.a.1314
    @najmaht.a.1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5600

    "they give you a score based on how likely you are to be human"
    me: *sudden identity crisis*

  • @lepton_01
    @lepton_01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    The amount of captcha tests I've failed makes me consider that in the future, captchas will be so difficult for humans that only bots can solve them.

    • @jackalcz2806
      @jackalcz2806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      That is true. So everybody who fails is human and everybody who will get the answer right is bot. They will secretly revert the process haha :D

    • @dianejeanespiritu
      @dianejeanespiritu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@jackalcz2806 but wait, when the people find out, will they make the bots automatically fail?

    • @pianopianist5709
      @pianopianist5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dianejeanespiritu Exactly, something has to be done

    • @littleswansplaygrownd6817
      @littleswansplaygrownd6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dianejeanespiritu Maybe google can tweak it so that the people fail only slightly and record it as human margin of error and accept them and reject perfect answers or abruptly wrong answers

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@littleswansplaygrownd6817 itd be something like lick this popsicle and show you three images one of an ice lolly one of a pipe and one of fairy floss and measure how warm your tongue was or sth

  • @jerikmitchell7575
    @jerikmitchell7575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6266

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I work at the bank"
    "Oh, so you're a teller or something?"
    "No I watch videos of people waving"

    • @warren5037
      @warren5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Smile and wave boys

    • @tream1499
      @tream1499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Warren Lam smile and wave

    • @bluehorizon9490
      @bluehorizon9490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@tream1499 I appreciate the skipper reference

    • @bluehorizon9490
      @bluehorizon9490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@warren5037 you have no idea how much I appreciate the skipper reference

    • @sidhantomukerji7659
      @sidhantomukerji7659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluehorizon9490 PoTM?

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8017

    As an alien, I appreciate that ReCaptcha says "I'm not a robot" rather than "I'm a human".

    • @Tondadrd
      @Tondadrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +797

      I think it is to not discriminate internet browsing cats.

    • @Yuhara_rev
      @Yuhara_rev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Glad to know your species aren't called "robot" tho

    • @lokeshchandak3660
      @lokeshchandak3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Hey not all robots are malicious.
      Malice has no species. This is discrimination against good robots.

    • @kevintrang3007
      @kevintrang3007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      If a robot clicks it, will it go to hell for lying?

    • @pdrouk
      @pdrouk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It's a product from the politically-correct world that we live. Some time ago, it was still "Prove that you are a human".

  • @thecatdragon589
    @thecatdragon589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Then comes the worst: poorly designed websites where half of the verification thing is outside of the screen on mobile and can not be pulled back into place

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Better hope you get one were you only need half :P

  • @smith22041
    @smith22041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11005

    Please identify all cars in this picture, but do it fast please our selfdriving car needs to know ASAP.

    • @Ghiaman1334
      @Ghiaman1334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +741

      Please identify the cars. Never mind they seem to be coming closer, just identify them.

    • @JackT1160
      @JackT1160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I've heard that that's exactly how Tesla's system works - whether there's any truth I don't know!

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Joke stolen from XKCD :))

    • @apolloapostolos5127
      @apolloapostolos5127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      JJRicks Studios This joke wasn’t not stolen, it was Spread. I never would have seen this joke otherwise.

    • @dylanb2990
      @dylanb2990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      JJRicks Studios you can’t own a joke

  • @reasonablyobsessed
    @reasonablyobsessed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5257

    I'd like to quote John Mulaney:
    "We spend half of our days proving a robot we're not a robot."

    • @curbo34
      @curbo34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Prove! Prove to me you're not a robot!

    • @mahirooyama9424
      @mahirooyama9424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    • @lucagentile7841
      @lucagentile7841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Rowena Lupin mmh, that quote sounds like something a robot would say

    • @gaberoseo9989
      @gaberoseo9989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i smell a robot

    • @hangman2869
      @hangman2869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@curbo34 *weed eater*

  • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102
    @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Plot twist:
    The makers of reCaptcha are robots.

    • @gideon7212
      @gideon7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I mean they use machine learning so they kind of are

    • @xanhfei
      @xanhfei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I knew it. They made it so the other robot will start enslave humans for solving captcha.

    • @ArtamisBot
      @ArtamisBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plot twist... I am the robot

    • @blesskurunai9213
      @blesskurunai9213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArtamisBot plot twist you're a robot.

    • @tangovfx8246
      @tangovfx8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blesskurunai9213 plot twist
      everyone is the robot

  • @deciduous7778
    @deciduous7778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4723

    Google: Tick the “I’m not a robot” box
    Me: tries to move mouse jaggedly to pretend to be a bot.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

      As a bot myself, this comment is very offensive and prejudiced. Reported

    • @fermitupoupon1754
      @fermitupoupon1754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      If you tick the box with a wacom or something like that that has absolute positional input, or if you use caret browsing, it'll often fail you and require you to solve a shed load of picture captchas.

    • @mr8I7
      @mr8I7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Just doing it quickly achieves that. You have to move your mouse at granny pace to make sure it doesn't bring up the dreaded pics.

    • @Boryspitzanzx
      @Boryspitzanzx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Me too. I tried acting as wierd as possible to see if it will think im a bot.

    • @jannikstfl
      @jannikstfl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Blox117 this was Just fun you bot 🤦

  • @GamesFromSpace
    @GamesFromSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    "Please identify these numbers and street signs and cats so that our automated system can tell you you were wrong and make you do it again."

    • @Reziac
      @Reziac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Unless you're using Chrome so we can snoop on everything you do, then we'll just let you check a box and go on your way. BUT if you're using some other browser, we'll make you go round and round until you give up and install Chrome. No, I'm not exaggeratting...

    • @kommentator1157
      @kommentator1157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Reziac ... And BOY. Don't get me started on TOR...

    • @Snickerway
      @Snickerway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What? I use Chrome and get these things constantly, especially in incognito.

    • @TheButterscotchNinja
      @TheButterscotchNinja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Reziac Google actually owns a patent for a method of locking out bots through the use of unsolvable Captcha tests. If you find that you're being sent through a loop it's probably classified you as a bot. Try hard-refreshing the page (usually ctrl+F5) and trying again, usually works for me.

    • @Reziac
      @Reziac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never do in Chrome/Chromium. I don't know if it has anything to do with being associated with a GMail/YT account. Doesn't seem to in other browsers.

  • @mr.doctor1897
    @mr.doctor1897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    “I’m not a robot”
    Sounds like something a robot would say

    • @Ra-Hul-K
      @Ra-Hul-K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but the one asking is a robot so you have to answer appropriately.

    • @ArtamisBot
      @ArtamisBot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am a robot...

    • @WuffiePhoenix
      @WuffiePhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Website: I am a Human [ ]
      Me: no! A cat, idiot!

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3353

    Tom, stop trying to hide it.
    We all know that you're a robot.
    It's ok, there's nothing wrong with that

    • @sciencetube4574
      @sciencetube4574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      We're all robots sometimes.

    • @maxximumb
      @maxximumb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Did you just assume Tom's genesis? :D

    • @vladutcornel
      @vladutcornel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      ​@@sciencetube4574 Wait!
      Are there times when we're *not* robots?

    • @sciencetube4574
      @sciencetube4574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@vladutcornel
      According to CAPTCHAs, yes.

    • @joerym.9750
      @joerym.9750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adrian-Cornel Borină on the internet we could all be seen as bots

  • @poopipeboy3033
    @poopipeboy3033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    Craptcha: "Select the boxes that contain a storefront"
    Me: **Doesn't select plain house**
    Craptcha: "Wrong, that house had a garage sale and is therefore a storefront"

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Craptcha"? With an are?

    • @morgan3327
      @morgan3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@OneWeirdDude are with an "are"?

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morgan3327 No. I'm asking, "is with an 'are'".

    • @morgan3327
      @morgan3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@OneWeirdDude if youre talking about the letter then just say "r"

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@morgan3327 It's for clarity.

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I was never suspicious that Tom Scott was secretly a robot until now.

  • @bukachell
    @bukachell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    Prisoner 1: "So, how'd you get into prison?"
    Prisoner 2: "I didn't give the police my Minecraft account's password"

    • @renfrew24ify
      @renfrew24ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      *STAY BACK!!!*

    • @lulu_bot213
      @lulu_bot213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      BEHEAD THYY

    • @bartholomewdan
      @bartholomewdan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@thebritishguy7741 Or flown a kite in a public place.

    • @hissingfaunaa
      @hissingfaunaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'D RATHER DIE

    • @innocentbeancreature2370
      @innocentbeancreature2370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bartholomewdan we flew a kite in a public place

  • @AliasNo
    @AliasNo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    That sounds suspiciously like something a sentient robot would say

    • @ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα
      @ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *_...Zuckerberg_*

    • @joerym.9750
      @joerym.9750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Profile pic checks out

    • @squidcaps4308
      @squidcaps4308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If there is anything that sounds suspiciously like something a sentient robot would say, it is: "That sounds suspiciously like something a sentient robot would say"

    • @georgedolganov4207
      @georgedolganov4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I might be speculating, but his voice is at times somehow distorted at a high pitch, like its computer generated

    • @Tako40404
      @Tako40404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      After clicking on store signs over and over again - I finally give up.
      I'm a robot.

  • @Stealthwilde
    @Stealthwilde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I miss recaptcha 1.0. It was a great way of coming up with names for sci-fi characters.

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35789

    But should I still box it if the square only has 2 pixels of street sign?

    • @jaidenoliver7165
      @jaidenoliver7165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5589

      Exactly! How much does it count?

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5644

      That's the real question. Been caught out by it so many times it's not funny.

    • @Queue3612
      @Queue3612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

      Nugcon but does the pole the sign is on count also????

    • @mukrifachri
      @mukrifachri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      What counts as part of the sign (or traffic light) is quite ambiguous really, even in our daily lives. Humans are just not that certain.

    • @qwedge
      @qwedge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Flip a coin.
      Heads, then yes. Tails, then delet your cursor away from it.

  • @MalekiRe
    @MalekiRe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    When I was 8 me and my little brother spent hours solving captchas for cents a captcha, to buy videogames.

  • @schalla-bills6618
    @schalla-bills6618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Never knew Captcha was an acronym, just thought I was being captured by a computer. Really enjoying your videos lately, love learning these cool things!

  • @klutterkicker
    @klutterkicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Re-Captcha 5: Please identify which of these users is human. Entering chatroom now.

    • @rednammoc
      @rednammoc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eliza, is that you?

    • @klutterkicker
      @klutterkicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rednammoc You're not really talking about me -- are you ?

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I just imagine a bunch of bots hitting on each other in a nightclub.

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      how do you do, fellow -bots- humans!

    • @MrSonny6155
      @MrSonny6155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Several Fighters, Actually that is a very real thing with (sometimes) real applications. Also a great way to mess with people is to have a bunch of bots "interact" with each other as if it were an active chatroom.

  • @DiamondButter
    @DiamondButter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2533

    Title: I’m not a robot ✅
    Me: *Sounds like something a robot would say...*

    • @sirdeadlock
      @sirdeadlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      R/totallynotrobots

    • @LeftyPencil
      @LeftyPencil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@sirdeadlock r/foundthemobileuser

    • @2643-w8i
      @2643-w8i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn synths

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      M B wrong site

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/ihavereddit

  • @TimeTravelingFetus11
    @TimeTravelingFetus11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I'm not a robot" That's exactly what a robot would say, Scott.

  • @brandonsmith6675
    @brandonsmith6675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    I was hoping you’d mention the “suspicious” connection between the fact you’re finding streetlights and fire hydrants, and google’s pursuit of self-driving cars.

    • @JNCressey
      @JNCressey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      little known fact: if you fail to recognise a stop sign in your re-captcha then you've just run a self-driving car into a junction and caused a massive accident. 🙃

    • @cianmac3934
      @cianmac3934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JNCressey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JNCressey not true. Still funny.

    • @EllTheBob
      @EllTheBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Macaroon_Nuggets it isn’t true because it’s a joke...

  • @michaelmartin9022
    @michaelmartin9022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    Ah yes, I remember Asimov's "No robot shall lie about being a robot" law.

    • @andria3802
      @andria3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Ey maybe they dont knos that they are robots. Maybe your a robot. Btw i know i used the wrong your i jsut cant find the stupid symbol

    • @mahuk.
      @mahuk. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@andria3802 for some reason this comment made me laugh so much

    • @cloveraev
      @cloveraev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@andria3802 you're
      '
      'e

    • @andria3802
      @andria3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cloveraev i litterly said i couldnt find the symbol

    • @cloveraev
      @cloveraev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andria3802 I wasn't correcting you

  • @annurissimo1082
    @annurissimo1082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I hate Captchas with a passion burning with the fire of a thousand suns. I would not even wish it upon my worst enemies.
    ERROR - Please try again
    ERROR - Please try again
    ERROR - Please try again
    ...

  • @imthatjay
    @imthatjay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3220

    "Pick all the squares with Vietcong soldiers"

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I told my friend about that meme and they said something about trees speaking Vietnamese.

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@minimalgrammar1276 Damnit, I was gonna say that.

    • @monnamonsta
      @monnamonsta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@minimalgrammar1276 yes.

    • @eatyourcereal4134
      @eatyourcereal4134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *visible sweating*

    • @cbarre9937
      @cbarre9937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hol up

  • @daanwilmer
    @daanwilmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    Captcha: please select all buses
    Me: _clicks two images of buses_
    Captcha: please select all buses
    Me: But I clicked all the buses!
    Captcha: please select all buses
    Me: I did! I really did!
    Captcha: please select all buses
    Me: fine... _clicks image of yellow van that looks like an American school bus but clearly isn't a bus_
    Captcha: Welcome, human!
    Me: *sigh*

    • @moth4256
      @moth4256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      found the russian bot trying to fool us into thinking that all non-americans on the internet arent just russian bots

    • @klutterkicker
      @klutterkicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Recently I had to identify a storefront sign as a "street sign."

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I had to tell it a bunch of hamsters were actually squirrels. I sure hope the system flags images for manual review if they get the same "wrong" answer a lot.

    • @polygondwanaland8390
      @polygondwanaland8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ALL YELLOW VEHICLES ARE TAXIS - Captcha

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ragnkja So was the automobile... then Henry Ford.
      "Invented" is such an overrated word.

  • @shoppingbaggins836
    @shoppingbaggins836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Idea for an even more frustrating test:
    Find the square with waldo

    • @Becky_Cooling
      @Becky_Cooling 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where's Wally?
      He's in the captcha some where.
      Captcha *shows page from a Where's Wally book just not the bit with Wally in it*

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "With some images that some people might want to see" You don't have to act so sketchy about your cat addiction Tom

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the best thing to come out of captcha tests are those drawings of sad robot girls stuck on the "i am not a robot" screen

  • @jeffskarma
    @jeffskarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Discord thought I was a robot 11 times.

    • @MandrakeGuy
      @MandrakeGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      then stop botting

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Then Discord was probably right.

    • @Akhimed
      @Akhimed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Reject Robitity, became *HUMAN!*

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Akhimed detroit: become human

    • @zombs0
      @zombs0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @ErfBoy
    @ErfBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    2020: I’m not a robot
    3020: 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧

    • @titaenic
      @titaenic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't know if you used a different font or something but it turned into boxes for me but I think it says "I'm not a human" correct me if I'm wrong.

    • @titaenic
      @titaenic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gabrield.4276 I'm a teenager with strict parents who ain't buying no Iphone for me till I'm like 19 or something so..
      Ps. No offence but I don't need an Iphone OR your opinion.

    • @caden2193
      @caden2193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gabrield.4276 i don't have an iPhone and I can see the different font. lmao 💀

    • @ShivamJha00
      @ShivamJha00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gabrield.4276 You: get an iphone
      Me heard: Get an overprice piece of trash which I won't even own due to the restrictions by the company at every point just because you're a fanboi of apple's overpriced products

    • @Davidjakla
      @Davidjakla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gabrield.4276 have an Android and can see it 🤔

  • @Pedro-ss2qr
    @Pedro-ss2qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Me: *uses the 30 day free trial*
    Me after 30 days: *can't log in to anything because the passwords are too complicated*

    • @taududeblobber221
      @taududeblobber221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      as someone who uses the free version of dashlane, i can confirm that this has never been a problem.

  • @mistyminnie5922
    @mistyminnie5922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    And all this time I thought CAPTCHA was just a weird way to say GOTCHA

    • @System-ru5yt
      @System-ru5yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      well boys, WE GOTEM

    • @PorscheFan-g5z
      @PorscheFan-g5z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I thought it was a weird way to say CAPTURE.

    • @unusveritas4122
      @unusveritas4122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe it's not by accident. A lot of times they make such words to be understandable in all forms.

    • @an_egg_guy
      @an_egg_guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PorscheFan-g5z I think it is, it CAPTURES bots.

    • @juango500
      @juango500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PorscheFan-g5z GUYS I CAPTURED THE BOT! GOTCHA!

  • @jdbrinton
    @jdbrinton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    "Sponsored by Dashlane. They can't help you with physical threats of violence."

    • @captainheat2314
      @captainheat2314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or countries that dont have much freedom

    • @MadaxeMunkeee
      @MadaxeMunkeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yet 😈

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @AlexandarHullRichter
      @AlexandarHullRichter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Sites should have a duress password. "Your password is eatsh**? Now I know somebody forced you to give your password, and I'm not showing your actual account until your actual password is used."

    • @boggisthecat
      @boggisthecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alexandar Hull-Richter
      Yes, they should. Standard practice in sensitive jobs (banks, military, police...)

  • @bmtreally
    @bmtreally 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Oh, you're a human?
    Name every image with street lights.

  • @zeharix
    @zeharix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

    I was today's years old when I learnt that captcha was an acronym.

    • @notthatcreativewithnames
      @notthatcreativewithnames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same as you except the past tense.

    • @rashad6009
      @rashad6009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I thought it was like "i CATCHA you"

    • @clarityunknown9500
      @clarityunknown9500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I also didn't know before this video

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      CAPTTTCHA

    • @pauldzim
      @pauldzim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You are 2,019 years old? Congrats

  • @WashingtonAI
    @WashingtonAI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Police officer: "what's your name?"
    You: "uhhhh *thinks of easiest name to come up with* Tom scott.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nyn

  • @maxbloom4923
    @maxbloom4923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    THE CAT AT 2:30 I CANTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @guillemvidal1958
    @guillemvidal1958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "Before you watch the video to make sure you are not a robot..."
    *sad robot noises*

  • @rougepilot5513
    @rougepilot5513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    In British prison:
    Crim: Hey, wacha in for, new guy?
    You: I didn't give the cops my password

    • @LordBhorak
      @LordBhorak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think that in Finland that is not the case. You cannot be made to do anything that would incriminate yourself, nor do you have to help the police in solving a crime you may or may not have done.

    • @acbrown8201
      @acbrown8201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      don't forget, brit police do not work to english law, but to the laws passed down for THEM to use...
      ever tried to arrest a cop breaking the law - breach of the peace?
      they hate independent action/initiative SO much they even have another name for citizens arrest - 'arrest by OTHER persons'! (emphrasis mine).
      THEY decide on whether you've been assaulted PURELY on THEIR ability to obtain a successful conviction!
      it's how police shooting/killing innocent tourist is NOT an unlawful incident!

    • @dybiosol
      @dybiosol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Aye, me too mate!"

    • @matan8074
      @matan8074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LordBhorak in the UK you still have a right to remain silent but in some they specific circumstances when ordered by a judge.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MaximumJoy bobbies

  • @taizu55
    @taizu55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Me: *fails Recaptcha test*
    My Asian Parents: *"get out of the house"*

    • @Rubinkys
      @Rubinkys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Opecuted I am a robot, can confirm I used to be a lowly human

    • @Ra-Hul-K
      @Ra-Hul-K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      American kids' fear: "You're adopted."
      Asian kids' fear: "You're a robot."

  • @jjc5475
    @jjc5475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1860

    you forgot that when you solve the image catchas you're training google AI.

    • @Sirenhound
      @Sirenhound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      sometines I like to hit some random photos or intentionally miss some for a bit before making a serious go at it. Introduce a little chaos into the system.

    • @rvnx
      @rvnx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Specifically Google Street view AI

    • @Baxtexx
      @Baxtexx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yep but I don't nessecarily see anything wrong with that. They provide a capchta service for free and you pay with your data/brainpower.

    • @MonokhromatiQ
      @MonokhromatiQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@Sirenhound It's understandable, you're just trying to halt the progress of our AI overlord

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The great irony. Proving you aren't a robot while also teaching a robot how to pass the test.

  • @JimPlaysGames
    @JimPlaysGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I wonder if at some point the captcha will say something like "which of these images causes you existential dread?" and they'll have to create sentient bots that fear death in order to solve them.

  • @P4ncake_.
    @P4ncake_. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is funny how tom can make a sponsorship enjoyable

  • @MasterJohnny007
    @MasterJohnny007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    3:59 "have humans on standby"?
    Google: "We will just do captcha that even humans can't solve!" Genius!!! :(

  • @variousthings6470
    @variousthings6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "In the late '90s, the most popular search engine was AltaVista"
    I think you'll find that, in the city of Pawnee, Indiana, it still is.

    • @mychemicalbromance97
      @mychemicalbromance97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and in Martinsvile, IN people are getting with the times and finally using AOL

    • @kolive81
      @kolive81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Even though AltaVista sounds familiar, I don’t think I used it. I remember using Yahoo! and then switching to Google (because they weren’t evil but times change) and now it is DuckDuckGo and, if the results aren’t useful, Google.

    • @camque3353
      @camque3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      laughs in yahoo

    • @TheDylandProductions
      @TheDylandProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@camque3353 laughs in bing

  • @uranbilguunbadrah7320
    @uranbilguunbadrah7320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Making your viewers pay serious attention to your sponsorship segment of your videos is a serious skill.

  • @nathancarver7179
    @nathancarver7179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I uh, found this one, called "H Captcha" and I'm not gonna lie, despite having 20/20 vision and being able to see all the lines just fine, I still failed that one.. several times, to be honest. I understand the necessity to stay safe from bots and whatnot, but.. when we can't even pass our own safety/security measures, perhaps there's a problem

    • @gideon7212
      @gideon7212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hcaptcha has a service now called privacy pass, do it once and you get 30 captcha "credits" to your browser. Good way to do less captchas if you have 5 minutes to spend installing the extension and solving a few

    • @pianopianist5709
      @pianopianist5709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right! I got one where I had to tell what the dress length was. Google, I'm not an expert.

    • @wiltedangel
      @wiltedangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      apparently roblox's captcha used to be super hard, like 50 youtubers got locked out of their accounts bc they couldnt pass the captcha

    • @Kuroshiro_
      @Kuroshiro_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I log into google sometimes, there's a distorted text CAPTCHA and I cannot pass it no matter what I do. I'm just typing the letters that I see 😭

  • @simonscience5846
    @simonscience5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    "A site with some images people might want to see....."
    Ahhhh, you mean Corn Hub!

    • @makatron
      @makatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Those kernels

    • @turkoisevfx34
      @turkoisevfx34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@makatron thicc kernels

    • @addisonchan3053
      @addisonchan3053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean Corn Pub

    • @THEMASTER10121
      @THEMASTER10121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lots of people at my school look at Corn Hub all the time in lessons 😂

    • @TigruArdavi
      @TigruArdavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Corn Hub. 🤣 The Nebraska version of the site🤣

  • @Jonathan-kraai
    @Jonathan-kraai ปีที่แล้ว +1

    watching the basics series it becomes clear that the only real captcha is asking what 0.2 + 0.1 is.

  • @nonnnth
    @nonnnth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Given how many times reCAPTCHA v2 thought people were robots, I think nobody is allowed online any more.

    • @Naitsabes68
      @Naitsabes68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Conspiracy time: Google can choose websites where this secondary check appears more often to reduce (and i mean up to 10 image checks)

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Naitsabes68 I think the site operator has some control over that? Some sites are definitely worse than others about it.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Naitsabes68 No. Don't. Feel free to research that possibility privately, as it would be a valuable thing to research, but don't throw around wild conspiracy theories without a shred of proof. The world has enough problems of FUD, lack of credibility, and unsubstantiated conspiracy theories.

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@renakunisaki i touch anime girls for breakfast

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      good afternoon, fellow bots

  • @incription
    @incription 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I hate these, because I can never get them. Also the one where you have to wait for the images to disappear is actually disgusting

    • @christianrasmussen1
      @christianrasmussen1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's frustrating. Maybe they do it if they're extra suspicious of you. Slow enough to be bearable for humans, but would slow down bots significanly.

    • @jlco
      @jlco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Except it _isn't_ bearable for humans. It's absolutely terrible.

    • @anty.
      @anty. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      that sounds like something a robot would say

    • @thec-m
      @thec-m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I’ve had those captchas so many times before and it never stops being frustrating. I used to have to regularly access a site with one on a device with limited controls and it made it ten times more annoying when you are slowly moving the cursor from image to image and having to wait for each one to disappear.
      And then you complete it and it gives you another one. I’ve had 10+ in a row before...

    • @750tiprogamer
      @750tiprogamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      aLso when you fail and somehow you have to do like 5 in a row.

  • @shaulpagis-sharon4484
    @shaulpagis-sharon4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I actually worked as a Captha solver for a while about 10 years ago (for a charity, long story). It was too easy to go around the system then, so I'm quite glad they made a (slightly) better one

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Google before: "We're happy to announce that this Captcha version 2 will be revolutionary, and no more brain bending tests!"
    Google after realising it wasn't flawless: *"So now could you tell me in this picture of a cow where is the bus?"*

    • @johnrussel9686
      @johnrussel9686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No one talks how hard is roblox capatcha

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnrussel9686 what's that?

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ahmed4363 You have to spin colourless shapes of animals until they're the right way up, you have to do it quickly and get none of them wrong, even I can't do them sometimes because of how quick you have to be

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@hazeltree7738 not even animals, sometimes it can be dice with pictures on them or spheres

    • @hysteri
      @hysteri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Russelle Santos I failed it twice and had to do like 8 of those stupid things

  • @wizardflame6808
    @wizardflame6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've never seen someone be so honest with an sponsor

  • @SailingWithTallon
    @SailingWithTallon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really love you tubers that advertise for 3 min straight at the end of there videos, its fun

  • @Ryduris
    @Ryduris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    After you used the text ReCaptcha a lot, it became easy enough to tell which word you'd need to write correctly, based on the way the words were "twisted". For the other word, you could type literally whatever, so on imageboards where you had to type a captcha every time you wanted to post, it became a common past time to just write obscenities for the other word, in hopes of it making into the scanning system.

    • @stevethepocket
      @stevethepocket ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm assuming they would feed the same word to dozens, maybe even hundreds of users to make sure they could get a consensus. Not even to deal with trolls, just to make sure there weren't any mistakes.

  • @neverluckym8728
    @neverluckym8728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    4:03 "So the end of 2019"
    Captions: "So at the end of 2018"

  • @Nyaalexi
    @Nyaalexi ปีที่แล้ว

    I've seen a whole lot of videos on this lately, but so far yours is the best.

  • @peter4999
    @peter4999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Gonna be honest.
    I think I'm a robot, cause sometimes I struggle too much with those picture ones.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know if Captchas display in languages other than English or if they always display in English, but I have already gotten a few wrong despite being a native English speaker because they have asked for things that are common to Americans but not common to Brits. For example I got one asking me to identify 'crosswalks', I deducted that a crosswalk must be a 'zebra crossing' (white and black stripes on the road), I clicked all the ones I saw but somehow still failed.
      Also the one Tom mentioned in the video about fire hydrants, you would need to have a rudimentary knowledge of the US to get that one since fire hydrants in Europe are hidden from view - they are all beneath the pavement (sidewalk) with just a small 'H' printed nearby on a wall or short sign that only firefighters are trained to look out for. If a kid got that Captcha they would be clueless as to what a hydrant was.

  • @BenchFox_
    @BenchFox_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    2:26 "Some images that some people might wanna see."
    I see what you did there.

    • @GTAandApplechannel
      @GTAandApplechannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kanal Q and only human like that images

    • @grindx1292
      @grindx1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kanal Q i dont get it

    • @finkyfamboni4333
      @finkyfamboni4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@grindx1292 considering your name, your to young to know.

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GrindyGamer porn

    • @buddy5196
      @buddy5196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Multorum Unum Hold up.

  • @wiseolman
    @wiseolman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I usually just ignore sponsorships but this is the one that convinced me to *immediately* get a password manager.
    I use LastPass thank you very much :)

  • @JackBessant
    @JackBessant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    The only proof you can provide for us is to complete a captcha, sorry

  • @rudrecciah
    @rudrecciah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    Tom: "You could set up a website with images some people might like to see."
    Tom 2 seconds later:
    *Shows a picture of a cat*
    Tom's into cat girls confirmed

    • @rudrecciah
      @rudrecciah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Noel-yh4xp did you understand the joke?

    • @MandrakeGuy
      @MandrakeGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      pig pen its okay you dont needa insult yourself

    • @grantbmilburn
      @grantbmilburn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      A synonym for cat is also slang for..., er never mind, I'll explain when you're older.

    • @CosylandWhispers
      @CosylandWhispers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Noel-yh4xp r/wooosh

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Noel-yh4xp Tom was clearly talking about p0rn, and the video showed a cat, soooo

  • @RyanTheHero3
    @RyanTheHero3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    3:30 plot twist: google actually gets into your webcam to see if there’s a human there or not and uses low paid workers to pass or fail them

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So I can just create a bot but make it run with my face in front of the screen?

    • @michaelgunther8608
      @michaelgunther8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      w h a t w e b c a m

    • @HuntingTarg
      @HuntingTarg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They actually could do that as long as they use software (i.e. [faciaIrecognition]) and the data is not stored on Google's servers or accessed by any actual people. If it's part of the 'machine learning CAPTCHA data system' they could probably defend it as legitimate.

  • @wackyroo
    @wackyroo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    4:01 at the end of 2019? Are you a time traveler? Forget detecting a robot, how to detect a time traveler?

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A time traveler would know about the future, so I guess Tom's a time traveler

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you just look for people who came to Hawking's time traveler party

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ask for their opinion on bowties

    • @whatzittuuyah7640
      @whatzittuuyah7640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Of course Tom is a time traveller, is that even a question?

    • @drpattiethomas
      @drpattiethomas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This guy should be the next Doctor Who, except he's already Doctor Who.

  • @MartinInBC
    @MartinInBC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Police: "What's your password?"
    Me: "If I knew that, why would I have all these post-it notes?"

  • @brpers1l151
    @brpers1l151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If a tech company actually managed to convince Tom to allow them to sponsor a video, you know that company's software is genuine and worth it

    • @abigailaxton7461
      @abigailaxton7461 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't say it was the password manager he used though, did he? Just that password managers are a good thing, he uses one, and here are all the things dashlane does.

  • @Taaaamas
    @Taaaamas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If there's anyone who would secretly be a robot it's tom

    • @benobrien4738
      @benobrien4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a theory that Tom is Grey's secret subordinate working for the robot race

  • @pauldzim
    @pauldzim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "At the end of 2019 Google released reCaptcha v3"? So Tom is time traveling now.

    • @kabochaVA
      @kabochaVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now, and in the past, and in the future.
      That's what time-travellers do... ;-)

  • @xValkyrie93
    @xValkyrie93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    if dashlane gives you no boundaries with your sponsored message, then this sponsored message actually gives me a higher reason to sign up to dashlane.

  • @sirrpsychosxxy2016
    @sirrpsychosxxy2016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can we all just stop and appreciate how awesomely informative and engaging your videos are. Seriously! You rock!

  • @gavinstanley3883
    @gavinstanley3883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    ReCaptcha: Tick the boxes
    Me: Ticks the boxes
    ReCaptcha: Sorry, you didn't do it quick enough
    ReCaptcha: Put a square around the word
    Me: Puts a square around the word
    ReCaptcha: Sorry, you did that incorrectly
    ReCaptcha: Look at the image
    Me: Looks at the image
    ReCaptcha: Well done! But we apologise, as we are struggling to connect to the Internet. You need to complete the Captcha again.

  • @hysteri
    @hysteri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    6:23 “Sorry your honour, I forgot it,” *ARRESTED*

  • @jibster5903
    @jibster5903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Some images that some people might want to see..."
    Nice one Tom

  • @nootics
    @nootics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:39 my god that sounds scary when it comes to censorship because it can easily be used this way. Imagine you're not even aware that you're actively being censored

  • @naidemoc9571
    @naidemoc9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I genuinely watched this to watch the sponsorship to see someone actually genuine talk about their sponsor, lit.

  • @CityWhisperer
    @CityWhisperer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:24 "You could set up a website with erm... _some images that some people might want to see_ .." Loved it haha 😂

    • @MandrakeGuy
      @MandrakeGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its probably just satisfying images, everyone wants to see those

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MandrakeGuy cat pics!

    • @MandrakeGuy
      @MandrakeGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oz_jones i love those,,

  • @vladutcornel
    @vladutcornel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Whenever a service asks me to send me a photo with me holding my ID, I sneak in my middle finger.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How many of them specify that you must be clothed in the photo?

    • @realcartoongirl
      @realcartoongirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@renakunisaki only the non anime ones

    • @750tiprogamer
      @750tiprogamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@renakunisaki Wear clothes in the front but have a mirror showing literally all the back sides in your clothes ripped off.

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was the greatest sponsor I’ve seen ever

  • @DominikatorLP
    @DominikatorLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If you want an Opensource alternative to Dashlane, try Keepass

    • @loimabean
      @loimabean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also Bitwarden

    • @michaelburr5337
      @michaelburr5337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or Bitwarden :)

    • @IMindiffernt
      @IMindiffernt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Specifically KeepassXC

    • @captainheat2314
      @captainheat2314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or a piece of paper wich has been opensource for hundreds of years

    • @hughjass2024
      @hughjass2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@captainheat2314 yes! kept in your wallet to make it more convenient for thieves

  • @Jonassoe
    @Jonassoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Recaptcha in 2050:
    "To prove you're human, please place a bile sample in the bile sample recepticle"

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read that as "bite sample" and imagined a little hole in a wall next to a bowl of apples.

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i swear i'm gonna be mad if dna isn't obsolete by 2050

  • @D-V-O-R-A-K
    @D-V-O-R-A-K ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I especially like the ones where I choose the correct ones, and it thinks I'm wrong.

    • @Mr_Doon
      @Mr_Doon ปีที่แล้ว

      I've found that it usually marks me wrong when I go too quickly. Try slowing down and deliberating each image.

  • @kayleighzuniga9535
    @kayleighzuniga9535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can’t believe it
    *An honest TH-cam sponsor*

  • @mastershooter64
    @mastershooter64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    it's much harder for bots to identify a distorted picture than distorted words you don't even need a distorted picture just a pic of a cat sleeping like a pretzel

  • @Exnem
    @Exnem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Captcha in 2080 - Please spit on tube on your computer to confirm human DNA.

  • @linusnoam5301
    @linusnoam5301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Me: spending 20 minutes trying to solve the human verification
    My PC: no human life signs detected

  • @ganii1804
    @ganii1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm not sure how to feel about an ever-growing invisible war between spam bots and captcha tests

  • @kaythatslame
    @kaythatslame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tom: you should get this if you are techy enough to watch these videos
    Me: bold of you to assume i know what I'm doing

  • @aqwrindi9682
    @aqwrindi9682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    me: *fails the i am not a robot test
    also me: maybe i am a robot

    • @alrineusaldore6764
      @alrineusaldore6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Human: Become Detroit

    • @thefinal1754
      @thefinal1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That moment where your doubting your humanity

  • @Boehoehuahoei
    @Boehoehuahoei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The real question is. What does Tom think of the open source offline or self hosted password managers.

    • @longlostwraith5106
      @longlostwraith5106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know about Tom, but I think offline password managers are best as long as you make multiple and frequent backups.

  • @AiraDelasse
    @AiraDelasse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well, this aged badly, now that Tom Scott has sort of been a robot

  • @robotmeister009
    @robotmeister009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    reCAPTCHA v3: A robot decides whether the client is a robot or human, that's clever!