How Long Would SQUIDWARD's Prison Sentence Be?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- Ever wondered how long Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob would be charged for all his crimes in the real world? Well, dive into this and find out..
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I think Squidward trying to run down SpongeBob and Patrick with the bulldozer at the end of opposite day goes very quickly from disorderly conduct up to attempted vehicular homicide.
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That I couldn’t agree more with as that’s a perfectly valid example of just one of so many ways one could go crazy enough to cross the line with any such foul behavior. Especially since Squidward took SpongeBob and Patrick’s “hatred” so seriously, that instead of playing along with their opposite game, he is far too busy focused on attempting to sell his house in hopes of moving as far away from them as possible. And I think because of his own frustrations over his failed dream of becoming a famous, rich, successful artist.
@@unclej2763 though spongebob and patrick do not deserve to be unalived, you can't deny that sometimes they drive people insane. Breaking into your house,ruining a lot of your house....the list goes on about how spongbob and patrick go too far as well. This adding to the frustration of not achieving his dream, can push someone to a breaking point.
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I love this side of the internet no drama just sponge 😂well sponges being victims of vehicular homicide
squidwards doesn't even wear pants so he's constantly doing indecent exposure
they're animals
But all of the other fish wear pants besides squidward and plankton.
@@CollateralLegionThey're still animals.
@@gamingwityaboicolby1217 its society
@@thongus192 Full of animals that aren't human beings.
Woah this is really well done, the narration, the relatability, the editing. I'm surprised to find another channel I'll binge as much as I binge SweatyClam
Thanks a lot glad to hear it! There’s plenty more like this on the way
@@NoVillainsAreSAFE You mistakenly blamed Squidward for what his neighbors and security system did.
27:17 But the security system took control of Squidward’s House and began attacking the city, forcing the mayor to give him community service for the damage he caused, even though SpongeBob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE TIME and were responsible for EVERYTHING. This episode is when the Squidward Torture became a staple and this episode was especially mean.
EXACTLY!
Yeah the company that made the system along with spongebob and patrick should be the ones at fault but not squidward.
All squidward did was install a security system that went haywire and threw him out before automatically rampaging.
That’s the company’s fault not his.
The bulldozer incident would be seen as attempted murder, in Hawaii, as he had the attempt to kill them both
15:30 I think this warrants a video of how it would go if krabs was charged for his crimes. 🤣
Definitely!
That would be more interesting considering most of Squidward's crime's are done while he's dealing with SpongeBob and Patrick. Sounds like an insanity plea to me.
@@NoVillainsAreSAFE How about Cartman? I would also ask why you used Hawaiian laws for this video and Marshall Islands laws for the other.
it's no secret these days that bikini bottom is a reference to bikini atoll, a nuclear weapons testing site near Hawaii @@Pupperpats
I love this edit. Also the narration. Good job.
Thanks!
27:18
The security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE CITY LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY SERVICE
@@robodude145FOR THE DAMAGE HE CAUSED, EVEN THOUGH SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK WERE IN HIS HOUSE
@@K1ttyGam3rAND THAT IS THE WOST DAY OF SQUIDWARDS LIFE!
@NinjaGirl-z2b
29:16 Squidward: WHAT?! NOO!!! No Villain's Are Safe HOW COULD YOU?!?! Your Honor Please Don't Let Him Do this To Me! that Last One Was Never my fault!!
the Judge: Oh No Villain's Are Safe...that Opinion is very good and a great Idea...No Villain's Are Safe your Idea is...
Squidward: DONT YOU DARE ACCEPT!!
the Judge:....Accepted...
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOO NOO NOO!!!! *voice Crack* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST PART OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
Judge: Cops....take him away...
Squidward: *the Cops Drag him out* NOOO!!!! PLEASE!!! *THIS CANT BE HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
4:15 Fun fact:This scene was deleted because of when the episode was released, near 9/11, so they decided it wouldn’t be a good idea to show an explosion right after such a traumatic event
actually, it had nothing to do with 9/11. the network just didn't want a scene that demonstrated to kids how fires could be started with gas
Squidward could easily plead insanity to most if not all charges in regards to his neighbors and workplace. He has annoying neighbors and incompetent coworker and boss. I'm pretty sure people would get destructive if left those things to go on for so long for so many times.
SpongeBob is more competent & engaged with his job than Squidward. Reg is a cake walk vs being in the kitchen.
Spongebob is not incompetent in his job. Squidward is just a lazy bum
The interesting thing about him is he only ever succeeds in his hobbies when he doesn’t try. His failures are all a result of trying too hard.
That or his constant narcissism.
Saying that trying to run somebody over with a bulldozer is "disorderly conduct" is WILD!
In a way it is, but it's also more serious.
I just love how really, krabs didn’t have to catch that dime, it would have been caught in the P-trap and he could have just pulled the plumming under the sink to get it back!
Side note: I low key would have never realized you were new! Your editing is so good! Subscribing!
Thanks a lot! There’s plenty more like this on the way!
I can see the numbers on the Thumbnail the number is “4389 Years”.
I low key don't understand why people use low key in a sentence...
It would have been less funny though
That last one wasn’t his fault, it was whoever was selling that security system’s.
You should have that guy who yells my eyes. When he was running naked through town lol
Spongebob is probably one of the best cartoons ever made, it still cracks me up and the random explosions always have me rolling
As Squidward's lawyer, I will have you know, he just wanted to get away from Spongebob.
Your honor, my client has obviously been driven insane by having to work for Eugene Krabs
The 1st doesn't count because he doesn't even wear pants so he's always exposed
I think in this case that would be much, much worse for him
squidward wouldn't even get a break from spongebob and patrick. they'd follow him into the prison
28:08 YOUR HONOR! OBJECTION! The client was *not* in the house whatsoever when the Security System malfunction and caused terror on the city. This is a matter of Cyber security that Mr Tentacles had no control over!
The pacing, humour, etc is spot on. Magnificent 🧐
Thanks!
I’m trying to figure out how Squidward was doing indecent exposure when his bottom half is always exposed. 🤷♀️
same with patrick but he had no shirt
Technically, his sinep is... Elsewhere. Therefore, not really indecent exposure.
Dear lord, I don't think I can even imagine what Mr. Krabs's sentence would be. The same would be said about Plankton as well.
I think Sandy would be a better friend for SpongeBob.
22:00 Its actually not illegal to fake your own death. The only thing the law is concerned with is any crimes you commit after the fact. In this case the charge would be fraud since Squidward not telling them the truth is what led to a funeral service. Its unlawful to hold a fake funeral for a non deceased person.
You better check how many crimes spongebob commits because Spongebob is by far the one with the most crimes commited as he has broken into squidwards house THOUSANDS of times.
Oh yeah, he along others are part of Squidwards tortured.
It’s safe to assume Squidward is an hourly employee… when he was taking the day off he never punched out… that’s called “stealing time”
To be fair he didn't know that the bubble was alive when trying to pop it. No reasonable person...or sea creature would think a bubble would be alive so be he would have been let go for that. So take away that sentence, but put 2 counts of attempted vehicle manslaughter/murder his sentence would be 366 years.
This is actually really well edited, and I'm glad to see segments and episodes from seasons after the first three taken into consideration, as there's lots of really good and underrated episodes in those post-movie eras!
Dude, you’re so dedicated to your craft. You should have more subs!
Thanks!
9:48-9:53 dude that's how a lot of people laugh when they laugh at Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry's slapsticks!
But Squidward has also gotten this much amount of slapstick, especially by SpongeBob!
Despite his cellmate Squidward already serving a 10-year sentence for theft and being called a "convict" by Mr. Krabs, neither Patrick and Squidward are seen wearing prison outfits. He is confined in "The Executive Treatment" for corporate espionage that he never actually committed.
12:00 that's not really false reporting, considering there actually was a disturbance at spongebob's house if it was loud enough to wake him up, plus the fact that there was an actual crime in progress of breaking and entering by plankton.
also 18:42 isn't really fraud, as lying about owning a restaurant isn't a crime. if you want to say actively and physically trying to pass himself off as the owner is the real crime, then you have to remember mr. krabs, the sole owner and proprietor, gave him full permission, which can be interpreted as krabs letting squidward run the restaurant for that time frame
2:01 It says enereency on the hospital
crazy how you just started your channel a month ago and the quality of the videos you put out are awesome i have no doubt your channel will grow insanely fast keep it up 💯
I HATE when an ENTIRE SHOW makes 1 character its punching bag!!!!! (In this case 2: Squidward & Mrs. Puff).
I disagree there’s plenty of eps where SpongeBob is the punching bag or Patrick. I’d argue plankton as well I don’t think they really zone in on person
it was the video you’re watching focused on squidward, NOT the show
but it’s so funny lmao. Plus,literally all the characters have bee BLOWN UP before so…
@@maki9972 You couldn't be more wrong. Those episodes are VERY rare.
Boohoo...
7:30 I lived in Hawaii for 7 years, and this is not enforced at all. Modified exhaust systems revving by at 2am, neighbors smoking and partying all night above me, drunken parking lot arguments, and I couldn't get anything done about any of it.
Can you please do Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes you would make my day
These are very high quality. I'm loving these videos you're making
"I spent the entire week binging ever SpongeBob episode" honestly, real
Every*
@TheOriginalShadowWolf how dare u >:(
Dude just showed up outta nowhere and started making W content
I'm surprised the booby traps didn't end up on Mr. Crabs' episode. IIRC, booby traps aren't legal in a lot of places and in some places, the fines can be pretty big.
Please gotte make that spongbob vid gotta see that little manic multiple life sentences
Stayed tuned, it’s on the way!
@@NoVillainsAreSAFEyou're going to have to cover SpongeBob's 44 crimes.
wow it is such a good video! so great to have a new channel have such an awesome quality vids! keep up the good work and good luck!
Thank you!!
I would tell Squidward to get a restraining order, but his criminal history is so large the police might not ever believe him!
dude i love ur vids. plsss make moreee
We all know that jail and the cops in Bikini Bottom are a joke
19:28 Squidvile Nopants,Squidvile no pants,Squidvile Nopants,SQUIDDYVILEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOPANTSSSSSS
Take a shot for every “slapped with a fine of one thousand dollars”
these are so insanely good you need to do more! please please do American dad
“Have you ever stayed up till 2;00am?”
How did you know I’m literally watching this at 2 am 😭
1:15 I just remember my mom and I laughing so hard at this episode 😂
I'm glad you mention the security system and the house as an IT and not THEY because that would be stupid.
Please do Mr. Krabs next. I can only imagine all of his crimes!!!
The very first one does t really count cause if you think about it. Squidward doesn’t wear any pants normally. Just a shirt.
Calling SQUIDward an octopus has gotta be one of the biggest plunders I've ever witnessed in Spongebob lore.
It's factually correct and was confirmed. The story goes that Octoward sounded off.
1:07 not squidward mouthing him😂😂
Saying “I did this instead of doing useful adult things like taxes” before the tax season has even started is a beautifully layered illustration of an askew adult
Spongebob videos: petty misdemeanor, 30 days and a fine
Family guy videos: 17 billion years in prison plus 100 billion in fines
Gee I wonder why? Lol
You should do a video if every looney tunes character was charged for their crimes
Here before this channel blows up Great editing!
I wonder if even though this was more karma than a prison sentence, Squidward somehow still already punished himself somehow by paying the price of going into the Krusty Krab freezer on the Sunday it was closed as usual.
Like, just because Squidward actually got lucky to escape SpongeBob and Patrick looking for him when they only asked him if he wanted to join them for jellyfishing, wouldn’t necessarily mean it was quite wise for Squidward to practice his clarinet in the empty Krusty Krab. But Squidward clearly fully brought it on himself to hide in the kitchen freezer.
And of course, as we know, to add insult to injury, Squidward tried to open the freezer door from the inside to escape, but got locked in.
But the worst part has gotta be that Squidward thought someone would eventually notice he was gone and they would have to go searching for him, and that “he would be out of there in no time”. Of course, fast forward 2000 years later, and we know what happens next.
It's so nostalgic remembering the episodes from these clips
I just discovered your channel new subscriber now 😊
I'VE GOT YOU NOW! WAIT UNTIL MR. KRABS FINDS OUT YOU'RE A...toilet
Squidward: what is this thing made of?????
SpongeBob: E Y E L A S H E S :D
never thought i would be interested in a question like this
🧐Honestly, I think Squidward just might be insane at this point so he would probably get an insanity plea dealing with Spongebob alone every day.😬
19:39 no wonder he’s such a criminal,he got his TEA CLOCKED!
Dude, how the hell do you have less than 1K subs? This editing is amazing! 🤩
Thanks a lot!
Ah yes, cannot forget the time Squidward exposed himself in public.
Which time would that be? Lol
Now I should tell my friends at School that Squidward is a Bad guy because the many crimes he did and still got away with it today. :)
there's a lot of Spongebob characters that could have interesting videos with this topic. Mr Krabs, Plankton have massive rap sheets themselves, Bubble Bass, Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy's rogues gallery... and even Mrs Puff would be an interesting one to analyse (it helps she's also canonically a felon from Shell City who may or may not have changed her name from Bobbi Blowfish)
You sound like the manager of Krabby O' Mondays
But 19:03 wasn’t squidwards rival also lieing about his identity too?.
i remember watching the episode where squidward breaks into the resturant at night and gets set on fire multiple times when the episode first aired.
Squidward is torture a lot in Spongebob that he would snap.
Tortured*
We should see how many years Batman would get for his crimes
I think squidward could get out of the last one by suing the company he bought the security system from.
"What the sigma?" -Squidward
I think every single main character would get a Life or Death sentence
Trying to pop bubble buddy could also be inciting violence which would add to his sentence another 5 years. As for the squidward's house issue. It may actually not be his fault at all if he just obtained the system. The liability may fall on the company producing it.
I like how some of these aren’t even squidwards fault
And that doesn't even include the drunk driving charges that Squidward's VA got.
finally a new type of spongebob video!!
He would actually get an additional life sentence +17- ~120 years for the distribution of an explosive device with the intent to kill, distributing an explosive device resulting in bodily harm (even if it is his own), Distribution with the intent to damage property, and distribution of an explosive device under false pretenses (lying about the devices nature). This would all be under federal law as it would be classed as an act of domestic terrorism.
Reminder that Squidward often gets arrested for stupid reasons too, so the actual sentence would be much higher as the police in Bikini Bottom suck.
i don't know a single thing about laws but would squidward really be at fault for his entire house suddenly coming alive and rampaging because of a new security system he installed? like, did he *make* the security system himself or was it *sold* to him and then installed? i almost feel like the company that made the security system should be at fault for this even being a possibility that occurred. could just be me though, I have no idea.
You should do how long SpongeBob jail sentence would be.
Honestly, if I had been through all of the things that happened to him, I've done worst.
9:22 "harmless" but SpongeBob's jokes were NOT harmless!!! He did things against peoples' orders which even caused one fish to get angry, so why would they laugh for him?!
He littarly put one extra ice cub in a drink. That isn't remotely harmful.
@@lunakingsley.7247 But he was very harmless in the sense that he was very annoying!!! People didn't realize that! Wait, did you say an extra? He only gave him one, not two, not three.
It doesn't have to be physical to be harmful.
@@corporatemagician1 how was he even annoying in that episode
@@zack_brave1747 well, how would he not be annoying like he usually is? He also didn't keep his promise he wouldn't do April Fools' pranks, knowing how annoying it is to Squidward and knowing he'll quit the Krusty Krab.
He may not have intended harm when he broke into the Krusty Krab but the property damage his thunder thighs caused when the restaurant exploded would've caused hundreds of thousands of dollars in property damage lmfao
13:45: Bullseye lmfao
19:36: Just so you know the plural of octopus is octopi
If jellyfish were endangered jellyfishing would also be illegal
just gonna point out spongebob is literally indestructible, so he can't be in danger of bodily harm.
Why do I feel like Squidward would be Hannibal Lecter in prison?
No way this guy just said canned bread tastes like bread🤯
honestly squidward would be sad and kinda glad
for sad because for somethin
and glad because hes away from spongebob
Actually it's 1:45am rn but it's close enough 😂😂😂😂
20:36 don’t forget this also might count as mutilation